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And they're selling a bunch of NBA to us that we have to buy individually.Yeah.So I want to know, if you were to, if you were to be able to watch every NBA game and every NFL game, how much per year does that cost you to be a sports fan?Right.I feel like that's the real inflation in the United States right now.It's becoming expensive to be a sports fan.It's, they're not a very good first baseman, but I would. I would have done that all day long instead of catching, but it feels like fucking suck.Yeah, but the only thing with catching is it probably sucks beyond belief. But you don't. Like, if you hit 20 home runs as a catcher, you're one of the best catchers, whereas if you hit 20 home runs as an outfielder, it's like eyes.Okay, some, I'm six five. I actually didn't even.Crazy. You caught.Didn't even like catching. You know, it's like you're always getting second guessed by the pitching coach, and if, you know, somebody hits a home run, it's your fault.Yeah.You know, I just, I don't know. The, the stand out in the outfield and picking daisies. That sort of thing is more.Pretty good.More my style.Yeah.Save your knees.Save your knees.That's probably the, I mean, as six five. Yeah. And you're back trying to catch for that long.I played with Matt Weiders in Washington. He was like six four, and, I mean, it was like he'd been catching for a long time. And you could tell, like,he couldn't run his knees back. Everything was slow, and I could run. So, you know, by the time may came around, you know, catching, you, you couldn't run. I caught over 100 games four years in a row in the minor leagues.Yeah.That sounds awful.Yeah, it's terrible.Yeah.So growing up, you were, you were a baseball family, right. Everybody in your family played professional baseball, correct. Was there any, any option for you to not be a professional baseball player? It was always like, Jason, one day he will play in the big leagues.Yeah. I mean, from the time I was, like, hitting t ball, or even before that, I did, I did sign with the University of Georgia, and I was an all state basketball player in state of Illinois.Oh, wow.You know, hot take. If I went to Georgia, I was going to try and walk on, play hoops. Wow. I don't know if it would have worked, but I don't think I had much of a career path in basketball.Yeah. Yeah.I mean, that's the classic debate. How many major league baseball players could play in the NBA? How many NBA players could play major league Baseball?I think I could have maybe set the bench if I really put a lot of time into it.Yeah. Yeah.Would have been like a nobody.Yeah. So obviously I'm a nationals fan. Max behind the glass is a Phillies fan. We had this debate earlier. Do you consider yourself to be a national or a Philly?Who am I talking to?You're talking to me. Woman at that's not for life talking to me.I'm Philly.Not. I got a question. Which team did you retire for?Washington.Yeah.Not, isn't that interesting?World Series for Philly.m not.Well, I wanted to stay in Philly. I mean, we had a great team. We had, we were all about the same age. I mean, you know, chase and Jimmy and Shane and then they kind of. Pat left, whatever. But I mean, we had an awesome team. Cole. I wanted to stay, but there was Ryan, obviously, Ryan Howard. There just wasn't. The GM told me that this couldn't pay everybody. He offered me some bullshit hometown, hometown discount, even though I'm from Illinois and it just wasn't in the cards. I hired Scott Morrison and pretty much made it known that I was going to hit the free agency market.I think you should get credit for the World Series in DC, too, because when you got to DC, we sucked. It was, it was a bad ball club.200 lost seasons.Yeah, 200 lost seasons back to back, right?Yeah.And then Jason Wolfe shows up. They kind of asked you to mentor Bryce Harper, which is kind of a weird thing to ask a grown man to do when they're, they're paying another guy a lot of money. But was that, what was that like when he was coming up and it was like, okay, Bryce is the future of the team. Jason is the guy that's going to change the culture and move things around. But we need Jason to make sure that our young guy doesn't screw up too bad.Yeah, I wasn't very good at that. Bryce was an interesting kid. I love, I love Bryce. You know, we were talking about it earlier how, how hard it had to been to, to be Bryce Harper or like, you know, like an Alex Rodriguez or somebody that, you know, had a lot of fame at a golfers. We're regular golf fans. Just how hard was that course? Especially with the wind, like, in regular golfer terms, like, how, how bad would we be on that course?Really bad.So I thought. Yeah, because it seemed. It seemed miserable at times.Saturday was. Saturday was really bad. You know, with, with a little bit of wind and rain, it was. It would have been a good day to watch golf on tv, no doubt.Yeah.Yeah. It's much more fun, I would imagine, seeing on tv than being even a spectator at that, that golf tournament, because you're dealing with the rain, the wind, the elements, the. The patrons of, of royal truant have a hard time, just like the golfers. Congratulations. Like big cat said, very happy for you. Got to know your dad said he was going to drink wine out of the clear jug. Did you get to drink something out of the jug before he did, or he just take it from you? He's like, let's fill this up with them all back.Red wine was the first thing poured into it.Yeah.And he immediately, I had to go do media after the ceremony on the green, and as soon as we got in the car, he basically took the trophy off me, and then they're like, you know, you should probably give it back to your kid for the rest of the media row.Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but it mean, it was his first major because he obviously wasn't there for when you won your first. So how, like, what was it like having him there? First of all, when we saw him, he. You didn't do him justice. He is a horse, and I mean that in the best way possible. Like, an intimidating guy had the hat on, was drinking out of a flask. But what was it like? Like, what was it like after the, the round and just, like, getting to actually celebrate it with him for the first time?It was. It was awesome. You know, the. When I called him after Valhalla, how he looked on tv was exactly how he sounded on the phone after Valhalla. So if you want to put those two together, he's. He is an ugly crier, no doubt. And it was, it was, it was awesome, though. You know, I have my whole family there. You know, my uncle's my agent, my wife was there. Just the people that have been with me for such a long time. And, you know, my dad is european, and this is. He is an american citizen now, but, you know, this is, like, the one he really wanted. And, you know, I'm not picky, but for me to deliver this one to him in person is probably the coolest thing, and I don't know if I can top that. You know, the gold medal was up there, but this is, you know, right there with it.Yeah, I mean, it was. It was. It was an awesome Sunday to watch. You were so locked in. Did you. At what hole? Maybe it was in the back nine. Maybe it was in the front nine, but I feel like it was the back nine. But what hole were you like, I'm here. I'm locked in. I'm winning this thing.After I birdied 14, I was able to. There's a huge board on 15, and I. 15, such a hard hole, but it was, you know, like, crazy left to right, and I was like, you can. I've hit that fairway every day. And I was like, you just gotta hit this fair one more time, kid. I was like, just hit the fairway, and you're gonna have, like, a wedge or nine iron or eight iron in. And after I hit that fairway, get, you know, like, little fist pump inside, because I was like, okay, we're. We're dancing. Like, this is, you know, this is my tournament to lose. Like, I only. I can mess this one up. So a little bit of added pressure in that moment, but I felt like I really took control after I birdied 14.Yeah, yeah.Was. Did the. Did the thought of, like, a van de Velde even enter your mind at any point? Because I feel like if I was. If I was winning at the open championship, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from thinking about it. I just be like, keep your shoes on.That's incredible. Luckily, there were no burns ripping through the rest of the property, so I really. I took a really deep breath after I hit the 17th green. It's a very difficult hole. After I hit that green, I took a huge, huge breath because I knew, you know, I had a. At least a two shot lead. I was expecting guys, a birdie 16 behind me, but I knew that I was in a really good spot. And, you know, 18 is iron. Iron. that Hughie's around because he. There's probably only one guy in this room that has a worse sense of style than I do.Yeah.Although the coat was great.The coat was great.That was all my dad.Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's great.Okay, so that's how you turn a fire fest into a fire f. Ir.Yeah. I love that.Now I'm excited about.Yes. I love that. All right, my fyre fest. It's a simple one. I gotta pull up the text. My wife said to me, texted me. She was like, our daughter said, poo is a bad word. And I was like. And my wife said, back to her like, it's not a bad word. It's a potty word.Yeah.And she told me that, like she had said that and I was like, oh, that's probably because I. I do swear around the kids, like, I'm bad with that. I talk how I talk. And I was like, she probably just thinks it's a bad word. She's not actually talking about actual like poop. And then when my wife tried to correct her, my daughter said, no, I'm talking about poops. The thing things daddy does for a really long time.That's good.So she was definitely talking about poops. And it's just like, yeah, she's like the thing daddy goes and does for a really long time.I've all, I've wondered that about people that have like three kids. How do you shit?I don't.Cuz then there's only one parent and then there's three kids.Yeah. And they don't respect any type of, like, I'll do the shower, I'll turn on the shower and hope they're like, they know showers on, they'll still walk in. Yeah, yeah.Parents just don't have time to shit.No, it's bad, but she's just, it's. I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like, I feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the. All the kids in the house to be like, yeah, dad goes and takes long shit.Yeah, you should do that in front of your son. So then your son's like, my dad has bigger poops than your dad. Yeah, you can get one up on that guy.Yeah.Oh, arrival big.That would be. But that is like a real sense of like being a man.Yeah.Been like, I'm going to the shitter. I'll be back in 3 hours.I mean, taking a shit is one of life's little pleasures where you get some time to think, scroll whatever website you're scrolling. Maybe play a game while you're on there.Hang out.No. Yeah, it's like, that's what guys do for meditation. Yeah, we just go take a shit.Yeah, I actually kind of want to put a couch in my bathroom.That'd be nice.Yeah, just lay down for a little bit.Tv. Appreciate a bed.It wouldn't be bad.Get a bed in there. A kitchen.A kitchen would be nice.An air fryer and. Yeah, yeah.But all there in the bathroom. That would be nice.Yeah.My bathrooms a mess too. It's just like, I don't know, how do you guys have the. Just there's like splotches on the. On the mirror all the time. I think it's just cuz I wash my face.When you wipe it off.Yeah.When you wipe the mirror off.Yeah, it's a problem.Yeah. And mirrors never get clean.No, no, it's a big time problem. Okay, let's finish off the show numbers. 28.56.Max and I are dancing.Yeah. One, one time. It's gonna happen.377.Shane's in here. Shane. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's. We were put on the headphones to Shane. Give the headphones. Shane. Shane. We talked about. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's quote. And I saw the facility, the new facility looks the boss in the boat. Yeah, it looks incredible.Yep.Yeah. Are your number 21? Pug? 99.Pug.What was, what were your numbers?Huey and pft 877.I know your number. Means you've never got it. 90. 90. Love sucks.Love you guys.Don'T take me, I'm all set.

the perfect.

I just needed a name that had two first names. Yeah. And weed legal in Colorado. Two for two. And I went with it.

Got it. So you kind of started with just anyone who's got two first names and we'll just figure out the rest. Figure out the story. Okay.

I like it. I'm in.

Thank you.

Yeah, I knew you would be.

I think this sounds lucrative.

Yeah. Yeah. By the way, do you understand the new NBA deal? It's on every channel now.

So they extended with ESPN, Disney. Right?

Yeah. And then another cock and NBC.

This is what. This is what the leagues are doing.

Amazon. I heard that Amazon's getting. This might be rumor. Amazon's gonna get one of the conference finals every couple, every two years on Amazon prime.

This is what the leagues are doing. They're just, they're, they're chopping it up and they're stuck. They're cutting it. And they're selling a bunch of NBA to us that we have to buy individually.

Yeah.

So I want to know, if you were to, if you were to be able to watch every NBA game and every NFL game, how much per year does that cost you to be a sports fan?

Right.

I feel like that's the real inflation in the United States right now.

It's becoming expensive to be a sports fan.

It's, they're not a very good first baseman, but I would. I would have done that all day long instead of catching, but it feels like fucking suck.Yeah, but the only thing with catching is it probably sucks beyond belief. But you don't. Like, if you hit 20 home runs as a catcher, you're one of the best catchers, whereas if you hit 20 home runs as an outfielder, it's like eyes.Okay, some, I'm six five. I actually didn't even.Crazy. You caught.Didn't even like catching. You know, it's like you're always getting second guessed by the pitching coach, and if, you know, somebody hits a home run, it's your fault.Yeah.You know, I just, I don't know. The, the stand out in the outfield and picking daisies. That sort of thing is more.Pretty good.More my style.Yeah.Save your knees.Save your knees.That's probably the, I mean, as six five. Yeah. And you're back trying to catch for that long.I played with Matt Weiders in Washington. He was like six four, and, I mean, it was like he'd been catching for a long time. And you could tell, like,he couldn't run his knees back. Everything was slow, and I could run. So, you know, by the time may came around, you know, catching, you, you couldn't run. I caught over 100 games four years in a row in the minor leagues.Yeah.That sounds awful.Yeah, it's terrible.Yeah.So growing up, you were, you were a baseball family, right. Everybody in your family played professional baseball, correct. Was there any, any option for you to not be a professional baseball player? It was always like, Jason, one day he will play in the big leagues.Yeah. I mean, from the time I was, like, hitting t ball, or even before that, I did, I did sign with the University of Georgia, and I was an all state basketball player in state of Illinois.Oh, wow.You know, hot take. If I went to Georgia, I was going to try and walk on, play hoops. Wow. I don't know if it would have worked, but I don't think I had much of a career path in basketball.Yeah. Yeah.I mean, that's the classic debate. How many major league baseball players could play in the NBA? How many NBA players could play major league Baseball?I think I could have maybe set the bench if I really put a lot of time into it.Yeah. Yeah.Would have been like a nobody.Yeah. So obviously I'm a nationals fan. Max behind the glass is a Phillies fan. We had this debate earlier. Do you consider yourself to be a national or a Philly?Who am I talking to?You're talking to me. Woman at that's not for life talking to me.I'm Philly.Not. I got a question. Which team did you retire for?Washington.Yeah.Not, isn't that interesting?World Series for Philly.m not.Well, I wanted to stay in Philly. I mean, we had a great team. We had, we were all about the same age. I mean, you know, chase and Jimmy and Shane and then they kind of. Pat left, whatever. But I mean, we had an awesome team. Cole. I wanted to stay, but there was Ryan, obviously, Ryan Howard. There just wasn't. The GM told me that this couldn't pay everybody. He offered me some bullshit hometown, hometown discount, even though I'm from Illinois and it just wasn't in the cards. I hired Scott Morrison and pretty much made it known that I was going to hit the free agency market.I think you should get credit for the World Series in DC, too, because when you got to DC, we sucked. It was, it was a bad ball club.200 lost seasons.Yeah, 200 lost seasons back to back, right?Yeah.And then Jason Wolfe shows up. They kind of asked you to mentor Bryce Harper, which is kind of a weird thing to ask a grown man to do when they're, they're paying another guy a lot of money. But was that, what was that like when he was coming up and it was like, okay, Bryce is the future of the team. Jason is the guy that's going to change the culture and move things around. But we need Jason to make sure that our young guy doesn't screw up too bad.Yeah, I wasn't very good at that. Bryce was an interesting kid. I love, I love Bryce. You know, we were talking about it earlier how, how hard it had to been to, to be Bryce Harper or like, you know, like an Alex Rodriguez or somebody that, you know, had a lot of fame at a golfers. We're regular golf fans. Just how hard was that course? Especially with the wind, like, in regular golfer terms, like, how, how bad would we be on that course?Really bad.So I thought. Yeah, because it seemed. It seemed miserable at times.Saturday was. Saturday was really bad. You know, with, with a little bit of wind and rain, it was. It would have been a good day to watch golf on tv, no doubt.Yeah.Yeah. It's much more fun, I would imagine, seeing on tv than being even a spectator at that, that golf tournament, because you're dealing with the rain, the wind, the elements, the. The patrons of, of royal truant have a hard time, just like the golfers. Congratulations. Like big cat said, very happy for you. Got to know your dad said he was going to drink wine out of the clear jug. Did you get to drink something out of the jug before he did, or he just take it from you? He's like, let's fill this up with them all back.Red wine was the first thing poured into it.Yeah.And he immediately, I had to go do media after the ceremony on the green, and as soon as we got in the car, he basically took the trophy off me, and then they're like, you know, you should probably give it back to your kid for the rest of the media row.Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but it mean, it was his first major because he obviously wasn't there for when you won your first. So how, like, what was it like having him there? First of all, when we saw him, he. You didn't do him justice. He is a horse, and I mean that in the best way possible. Like, an intimidating guy had the hat on, was drinking out of a flask. But what was it like? Like, what was it like after the, the round and just, like, getting to actually celebrate it with him for the first time?It was. It was awesome. You know, the. When I called him after Valhalla, how he looked on tv was exactly how he sounded on the phone after Valhalla. So if you want to put those two together, he's. He is an ugly crier, no doubt. And it was, it was, it was awesome, though. You know, I have my whole family there. You know, my uncle's my agent, my wife was there. Just the people that have been with me for such a long time. And, you know, my dad is european, and this is. He is an american citizen now, but, you know, this is, like, the one he really wanted. And, you know, I'm not picky, but for me to deliver this one to him in person is probably the coolest thing, and I don't know if I can top that. You know, the gold medal was up there, but this is, you know, right there with it.Yeah, I mean, it was. It was. It was an awesome Sunday to watch. You were so locked in. Did you. At what hole? Maybe it was in the back nine. Maybe it was in the front nine, but I feel like it was the back nine. But what hole were you like, I'm here. I'm locked in. I'm winning this thing.After I birdied 14, I was able to. There's a huge board on 15, and I. 15, such a hard hole, but it was, you know, like, crazy left to right, and I was like, you can. I've hit that fairway every day. And I was like, you just gotta hit this fair one more time, kid. I was like, just hit the fairway, and you're gonna have, like, a wedge or nine iron or eight iron in. And after I hit that fairway, get, you know, like, little fist pump inside, because I was like, okay, we're. We're dancing. Like, this is, you know, this is my tournament to lose. Like, I only. I can mess this one up. So a little bit of added pressure in that moment, but I felt like I really took control after I birdied 14.Yeah, yeah.Was. Did the. Did the thought of, like, a van de Velde even enter your mind at any point? Because I feel like if I was. If I was winning at the open championship, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from thinking about it. I just be like, keep your shoes on.That's incredible. Luckily, there were no burns ripping through the rest of the property, so I really. I took a really deep breath after I hit the 17th green. It's a very difficult hole. After I hit that green, I took a huge, huge breath because I knew, you know, I had a. At least a two shot lead. I was expecting guys, a birdie 16 behind me, but I knew that I was in a really good spot. And, you know, 18 is iron. Iron. that Hughie's around because he. There's probably only one guy in this room that has a worse sense of style than I do.Yeah.Although the coat was great.The coat was great.That was all my dad.Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's great.Okay, so that's how you turn a fire fest into a fire f. Ir.Yeah. I love that.Now I'm excited about.Yes. I love that. All right, my fyre fest. It's a simple one. I gotta pull up the text. My wife said to me, texted me. She was like, our daughter said, poo is a bad word. And I was like. And my wife said, back to her like, it's not a bad word. It's a potty word.Yeah.And she told me that, like she had said that and I was like, oh, that's probably because I. I do swear around the kids, like, I'm bad with that. I talk how I talk. And I was like, she probably just thinks it's a bad word. She's not actually talking about actual like poop. And then when my wife tried to correct her, my daughter said, no, I'm talking about poops. The thing things daddy does for a really long time.That's good.So she was definitely talking about poops. And it's just like, yeah, she's like the thing daddy goes and does for a really long time.I've all, I've wondered that about people that have like three kids. How do you shit?I don't.Cuz then there's only one parent and then there's three kids.Yeah. And they don't respect any type of, like, I'll do the shower, I'll turn on the shower and hope they're like, they know showers on, they'll still walk in. Yeah, yeah.Parents just don't have time to shit.No, it's bad, but she's just, it's. I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like, I feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the. All the kids in the house to be like, yeah, dad goes and takes long shit.Yeah, you should do that in front of your son. So then your son's like, my dad has bigger poops than your dad. Yeah, you can get one up on that guy.Yeah.Oh, arrival big.That would be. But that is like a real sense of like being a man.Yeah.Been like, I'm going to the shitter. I'll be back in 3 hours.I mean, taking a shit is one of life's little pleasures where you get some time to think, scroll whatever website you're scrolling. Maybe play a game while you're on there.Hang out.No. Yeah, it's like, that's what guys do for meditation. Yeah, we just go take a shit.Yeah, I actually kind of want to put a couch in my bathroom.That'd be nice.Yeah, just lay down for a little bit.Tv. Appreciate a bed.It wouldn't be bad.Get a bed in there. A kitchen.A kitchen would be nice.An air fryer and. Yeah, yeah.But all there in the bathroom. That would be nice.Yeah.My bathrooms a mess too. It's just like, I don't know, how do you guys have the. Just there's like splotches on the. On the mirror all the time. I think it's just cuz I wash my face.When you wipe it off.Yeah.When you wipe the mirror off.Yeah, it's a problem.Yeah. And mirrors never get clean.No, no, it's a big time problem. Okay, let's finish off the show numbers. 28.56.Max and I are dancing.Yeah. One, one time. It's gonna happen.377.Shane's in here. Shane. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's. We were put on the headphones to Shane. Give the headphones. Shane. Shane. We talked about. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's quote. And I saw the facility, the new facility looks the boss in the boat. Yeah, it looks incredible.Yep.Yeah. Are your number 21? Pug? 99.Pug.What was, what were your numbers?Huey and pft 877.I know your number. Means you've never got it. 90. 90. Love sucks.Love you guys.Don'T take me, I'm all set.

not a very good first baseman, but I would. I would have done that all day long instead of catching, but it feels like fucking suck.

Yeah, but the only thing with catching is it probably sucks beyond belief. But you don't. Like, if you hit 20 home runs as a catcher, you're one of the best catchers, whereas if you hit 20 home runs as an outfielder, it's like eyes.

Okay, some, I'm six five. I actually didn't even.

Crazy. You caught.

Didn't even like catching. You know, it's like you're always getting second guessed by the pitching coach, and if, you know, somebody hits a home run, it's your fault.

Yeah.

You know, I just, I don't know. The, the stand out in the outfield and picking daisies. That sort of thing is more.

Pretty good.

More my style.

Yeah.

Save your knees.

Save your knees.

That's probably the, I mean, as six five. Yeah. And you're back trying to catch for that long.

I played with Matt Weiders in Washington. He was like six four, and, I mean, it was like he'd been catching for a long time. And you could tell, like,he couldn't run his knees back. Everything was slow, and I could run. So, you know, by the time may came around, you know, catching, you, you couldn't run. I caught over 100 games four years in a row in the minor leagues.

Yeah.

That sounds awful.

Yeah, it's terrible.

Yeah.

So growing up, you were, you were a baseball family, right. Everybody in your family played professional baseball, correct. Was there any, any option for you to not be a professional baseball player? It was always like, Jason, one day he will play in the big leagues.

Yeah. I mean, from the time I was, like, hitting t ball, or even before that, I did, I did sign with the University of Georgia, and I was an all state basketball player in state of Illinois.

Oh, wow.

You know, hot take. If I went to Georgia, I was going to try and walk on, play hoops. Wow. I don't know if it would have worked, but I don't think I had much of a career path in basketball.

Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that's the classic debate. How many major league baseball players could play in the NBA? How many NBA players could play major league Baseball?

I think I could have maybe set the bench if I really put a lot of time into it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Would have been like a nobody.

Yeah. So obviously I'm a nationals fan. Max behind the glass is a Phillies fan. We had this debate earlier. Do you consider yourself to be a national or a Philly?

Who am I talking to?

You're talking to me. Woman at that's not for life talking to me.

I'm Philly.

Not. I got a question. Which team did you retire for?

Washington.

Yeah.

Not, isn't that interesting?

World Series for Philly.m not.Well, I wanted to stay in Philly. I mean, we had a great team. We had, we were all about the same age. I mean, you know, chase and Jimmy and Shane and then they kind of. Pat left, whatever. But I mean, we had an awesome team. Cole. I wanted to stay, but there was Ryan, obviously, Ryan Howard. There just wasn't. The GM told me that this couldn't pay everybody. He offered me some bullshit hometown, hometown discount, even though I'm from Illinois and it just wasn't in the cards. I hired Scott Morrison and pretty much made it known that I was going to hit the free agency market.I think you should get credit for the World Series in DC, too, because when you got to DC, we sucked. It was, it was a bad ball club.200 lost seasons.Yeah, 200 lost seasons back to back, right?Yeah.And then Jason Wolfe shows up. They kind of asked you to mentor Bryce Harper, which is kind of a weird thing to ask a grown man to do when they're, they're paying another guy a lot of money. But was that, what was that like when he was coming up and it was like, okay, Bryce is the future of the team. Jason is the guy that's going to change the culture and move things around. But we need Jason to make sure that our young guy doesn't screw up too bad.Yeah, I wasn't very good at that. Bryce was an interesting kid. I love, I love Bryce. You know, we were talking about it earlier how, how hard it had to been to, to be Bryce Harper or like, you know, like an Alex Rodriguez or somebody that, you know, had a lot of fame at a golfers. We're regular golf fans. Just how hard was that course? Especially with the wind, like, in regular golfer terms, like, how, how bad would we be on that course?Really bad.So I thought. Yeah, because it seemed. It seemed miserable at times.Saturday was. Saturday was really bad. You know, with, with a little bit of wind and rain, it was. It would have been a good day to watch golf on tv, no doubt.Yeah.Yeah. It's much more fun, I would imagine, seeing on tv than being even a spectator at that, that golf tournament, because you're dealing with the rain, the wind, the elements, the. The patrons of, of royal truant have a hard time, just like the golfers. Congratulations. Like big cat said, very happy for you. Got to know your dad said he was going to drink wine out of the clear jug. Did you get to drink something out of the jug before he did, or he just take it from you? He's like, let's fill this up with them all back.Red wine was the first thing poured into it.Yeah.And he immediately, I had to go do media after the ceremony on the green, and as soon as we got in the car, he basically took the trophy off me, and then they're like, you know, you should probably give it back to your kid for the rest of the media row.Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but it mean, it was his first major because he obviously wasn't there for when you won your first. So how, like, what was it like having him there? First of all, when we saw him, he. You didn't do him justice. He is a horse, and I mean that in the best way possible. Like, an intimidating guy had the hat on, was drinking out of a flask. But what was it like? Like, what was it like after the, the round and just, like, getting to actually celebrate it with him for the first time?It was. It was awesome. You know, the. When I called him after Valhalla, how he looked on tv was exactly how he sounded on the phone after Valhalla. So if you want to put those two together, he's. He is an ugly crier, no doubt. And it was, it was, it was awesome, though. You know, I have my whole family there. You know, my uncle's my agent, my wife was there. Just the people that have been with me for such a long time. And, you know, my dad is european, and this is. He is an american citizen now, but, you know, this is, like, the one he really wanted. And, you know, I'm not picky, but for me to deliver this one to him in person is probably the coolest thing, and I don't know if I can top that. You know, the gold medal was up there, but this is, you know, right there with it.Yeah, I mean, it was. It was. It was an awesome Sunday to watch. You were so locked in. Did you. At what hole? Maybe it was in the back nine. Maybe it was in the front nine, but I feel like it was the back nine. But what hole were you like, I'm here. I'm locked in. I'm winning this thing.After I birdied 14, I was able to. There's a huge board on 15, and I. 15, such a hard hole, but it was, you know, like, crazy left to right, and I was like, you can. I've hit that fairway every day. And I was like, you just gotta hit this fair one more time, kid. I was like, just hit the fairway, and you're gonna have, like, a wedge or nine iron or eight iron in. And after I hit that fairway, get, you know, like, little fist pump inside, because I was like, okay, we're. We're dancing. Like, this is, you know, this is my tournament to lose. Like, I only. I can mess this one up. So a little bit of added pressure in that moment, but I felt like I really took control after I birdied 14.Yeah, yeah.Was. Did the. Did the thought of, like, a van de Velde even enter your mind at any point? Because I feel like if I was. If I was winning at the open championship, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from thinking about it. I just be like, keep your shoes on.That's incredible. Luckily, there were no burns ripping through the rest of the property, so I really. I took a really deep breath after I hit the 17th green. It's a very difficult hole. After I hit that green, I took a huge, huge breath because I knew, you know, I had a. At least a two shot lead. I was expecting guys, a birdie 16 behind me, but I knew that I was in a really good spot. And, you know, 18 is iron. Iron. that Hughie's around because he. There's probably only one guy in this room that has a worse sense of style than I do.Yeah.Although the coat was great.The coat was great.That was all my dad.Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's great.Okay, so that's how you turn a fire fest into a fire f. Ir.Yeah. I love that.Now I'm excited about.Yes. I love that. All right, my fyre fest. It's a simple one. I gotta pull up the text. My wife said to me, texted me. She was like, our daughter said, poo is a bad word. And I was like. And my wife said, back to her like, it's not a bad word. It's a potty word.Yeah.And she told me that, like she had said that and I was like, oh, that's probably because I. I do swear around the kids, like, I'm bad with that. I talk how I talk. And I was like, she probably just thinks it's a bad word. She's not actually talking about actual like poop. And then when my wife tried to correct her, my daughter said, no, I'm talking about poops. The thing things daddy does for a really long time.That's good.So she was definitely talking about poops. And it's just like, yeah, she's like the thing daddy goes and does for a really long time.I've all, I've wondered that about people that have like three kids. How do you shit?I don't.Cuz then there's only one parent and then there's three kids.Yeah. And they don't respect any type of, like, I'll do the shower, I'll turn on the shower and hope they're like, they know showers on, they'll still walk in. Yeah, yeah.Parents just don't have time to shit.No, it's bad, but she's just, it's. I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like, I feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the. All the kids in the house to be like, yeah, dad goes and takes long shit.Yeah, you should do that in front of your son. So then your son's like, my dad has bigger poops than your dad. Yeah, you can get one up on that guy.Yeah.Oh, arrival big.That would be. But that is like a real sense of like being a man.Yeah.Been like, I'm going to the shitter. I'll be back in 3 hours.I mean, taking a shit is one of life's little pleasures where you get some time to think, scroll whatever website you're scrolling. Maybe play a game while you're on there.Hang out.No. Yeah, it's like, that's what guys do for meditation. Yeah, we just go take a shit.Yeah, I actually kind of want to put a couch in my bathroom.That'd be nice.Yeah, just lay down for a little bit.Tv. Appreciate a bed.It wouldn't be bad.Get a bed in there. A kitchen.A kitchen would be nice.An air fryer and. Yeah, yeah.But all there in the bathroom. That would be nice.Yeah.My bathrooms a mess too. It's just like, I don't know, how do you guys have the. Just there's like splotches on the. On the mirror all the time. I think it's just cuz I wash my face.When you wipe it off.Yeah.When you wipe the mirror off.Yeah, it's a problem.Yeah. And mirrors never get clean.No, no, it's a big time problem. Okay, let's finish off the show numbers. 28.56.Max and I are dancing.Yeah. One, one time. It's gonna happen.377.Shane's in here. Shane. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's. We were put on the headphones to Shane. Give the headphones. Shane. Shane. We talked about. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's quote. And I saw the facility, the new facility looks the boss in the boat. Yeah, it looks incredible.Yep.Yeah. Are your number 21? Pug? 99.Pug.What was, what were your numbers?Huey and pft 877.I know your number. Means you've never got it. 90. 90. Love sucks.Love you guys.Don'T take me, I'm all set.

m not.

Well, I wanted to stay in Philly. I mean, we had a great team. We had, we were all about the same age. I mean, you know, chase and Jimmy and Shane and then they kind of. Pat left, whatever. But I mean, we had an awesome team. Cole. I wanted to stay, but there was Ryan, obviously, Ryan Howard. There just wasn't. The GM told me that this couldn't pay everybody. He offered me some bullshit hometown, hometown discount, even though I'm from Illinois and it just wasn't in the cards. I hired Scott Morrison and pretty much made it known that I was going to hit the free agency market.

I think you should get credit for the World Series in DC, too, because when you got to DC, we sucked. It was, it was a bad ball club.

200 lost seasons.

Yeah, 200 lost seasons back to back, right?

Yeah.

And then Jason Wolfe shows up. They kind of asked you to mentor Bryce Harper, which is kind of a weird thing to ask a grown man to do when they're, they're paying another guy a lot of money. But was that, what was that like when he was coming up and it was like, okay, Bryce is the future of the team. Jason is the guy that's going to change the culture and move things around. But we need Jason to make sure that our young guy doesn't screw up too bad.

Yeah, I wasn't very good at that. Bryce was an interesting kid. I love, I love Bryce. You know, we were talking about it earlier how, how hard it had to been to, to be Bryce Harper or like, you know, like an Alex Rodriguez or somebody that, you know, had a lot of fame at a golfers. We're regular golf fans. Just how hard was that course? Especially with the wind, like, in regular golfer terms, like, how, how bad would we be on that course?Really bad.So I thought. Yeah, because it seemed. It seemed miserable at times.Saturday was. Saturday was really bad. You know, with, with a little bit of wind and rain, it was. It would have been a good day to watch golf on tv, no doubt.Yeah.Yeah. It's much more fun, I would imagine, seeing on tv than being even a spectator at that, that golf tournament, because you're dealing with the rain, the wind, the elements, the. The patrons of, of royal truant have a hard time, just like the golfers. Congratulations. Like big cat said, very happy for you. Got to know your dad said he was going to drink wine out of the clear jug. Did you get to drink something out of the jug before he did, or he just take it from you? He's like, let's fill this up with them all back.Red wine was the first thing poured into it.Yeah.And he immediately, I had to go do media after the ceremony on the green, and as soon as we got in the car, he basically took the trophy off me, and then they're like, you know, you should probably give it back to your kid for the rest of the media row.Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but it mean, it was his first major because he obviously wasn't there for when you won your first. So how, like, what was it like having him there? First of all, when we saw him, he. You didn't do him justice. He is a horse, and I mean that in the best way possible. Like, an intimidating guy had the hat on, was drinking out of a flask. But what was it like? Like, what was it like after the, the round and just, like, getting to actually celebrate it with him for the first time?It was. It was awesome. You know, the. When I called him after Valhalla, how he looked on tv was exactly how he sounded on the phone after Valhalla. So if you want to put those two together, he's. He is an ugly crier, no doubt. And it was, it was, it was awesome, though. You know, I have my whole family there. You know, my uncle's my agent, my wife was there. Just the people that have been with me for such a long time. And, you know, my dad is european, and this is. He is an american citizen now, but, you know, this is, like, the one he really wanted. And, you know, I'm not picky, but for me to deliver this one to him in person is probably the coolest thing, and I don't know if I can top that. You know, the gold medal was up there, but this is, you know, right there with it.Yeah, I mean, it was. It was. It was an awesome Sunday to watch. You were so locked in. Did you. At what hole? Maybe it was in the back nine. Maybe it was in the front nine, but I feel like it was the back nine. But what hole were you like, I'm here. I'm locked in. I'm winning this thing.After I birdied 14, I was able to. There's a huge board on 15, and I. 15, such a hard hole, but it was, you know, like, crazy left to right, and I was like, you can. I've hit that fairway every day. And I was like, you just gotta hit this fair one more time, kid. I was like, just hit the fairway, and you're gonna have, like, a wedge or nine iron or eight iron in. And after I hit that fairway, get, you know, like, little fist pump inside, because I was like, okay, we're. We're dancing. Like, this is, you know, this is my tournament to lose. Like, I only. I can mess this one up. So a little bit of added pressure in that moment, but I felt like I really took control after I birdied 14.Yeah, yeah.Was. Did the. Did the thought of, like, a van de Velde even enter your mind at any point? Because I feel like if I was. If I was winning at the open championship, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from thinking about it. I just be like, keep your shoes on.That's incredible. Luckily, there were no burns ripping through the rest of the property, so I really. I took a really deep breath after I hit the 17th green. It's a very difficult hole. After I hit that green, I took a huge, huge breath because I knew, you know, I had a. At least a two shot lead. I was expecting guys, a birdie 16 behind me, but I knew that I was in a really good spot. And, you know, 18 is iron. Iron. that Hughie's around because he. There's probably only one guy in this room that has a worse sense of style than I do.Yeah.Although the coat was great.The coat was great.That was all my dad.Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's great.Okay, so that's how you turn a fire fest into a fire f. Ir.Yeah. I love that.Now I'm excited about.Yes. I love that. All right, my fyre fest. It's a simple one. I gotta pull up the text. My wife said to me, texted me. She was like, our daughter said, poo is a bad word. And I was like. And my wife said, back to her like, it's not a bad word. It's a potty word.Yeah.And she told me that, like she had said that and I was like, oh, that's probably because I. I do swear around the kids, like, I'm bad with that. I talk how I talk. And I was like, she probably just thinks it's a bad word. She's not actually talking about actual like poop. And then when my wife tried to correct her, my daughter said, no, I'm talking about poops. The thing things daddy does for a really long time.That's good.So she was definitely talking about poops. And it's just like, yeah, she's like the thing daddy goes and does for a really long time.I've all, I've wondered that about people that have like three kids. How do you shit?I don't.Cuz then there's only one parent and then there's three kids.Yeah. And they don't respect any type of, like, I'll do the shower, I'll turn on the shower and hope they're like, they know showers on, they'll still walk in. Yeah, yeah.Parents just don't have time to shit.No, it's bad, but she's just, it's. I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like, I feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the. All the kids in the house to be like, yeah, dad goes and takes long shit.Yeah, you should do that in front of your son. So then your son's like, my dad has bigger poops than your dad. Yeah, you can get one up on that guy.Yeah.Oh, arrival big.That would be. But that is like a real sense of like being a man.Yeah.Been like, I'm going to the shitter. I'll be back in 3 hours.I mean, taking a shit is one of life's little pleasures where you get some time to think, scroll whatever website you're scrolling. Maybe play a game while you're on there.Hang out.No. Yeah, it's like, that's what guys do for meditation. Yeah, we just go take a shit.Yeah, I actually kind of want to put a couch in my bathroom.That'd be nice.Yeah, just lay down for a little bit.Tv. Appreciate a bed.It wouldn't be bad.Get a bed in there. A kitchen.A kitchen would be nice.An air fryer and. Yeah, yeah.But all there in the bathroom. That would be nice.Yeah.My bathrooms a mess too. It's just like, I don't know, how do you guys have the. Just there's like splotches on the. On the mirror all the time. I think it's just cuz I wash my face.When you wipe it off.Yeah.When you wipe the mirror off.Yeah, it's a problem.Yeah. And mirrors never get clean.No, no, it's a big time problem. Okay, let's finish off the show numbers. 28.56.Max and I are dancing.Yeah. One, one time. It's gonna happen.377.Shane's in here. Shane. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's. We were put on the headphones to Shane. Give the headphones. Shane. Shane. We talked about. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's quote. And I saw the facility, the new facility looks the boss in the boat. Yeah, it looks incredible.Yep.Yeah. Are your number 21? Pug? 99.Pug.What was, what were your numbers?Huey and pft 877.I know your number. Means you've never got it. 90. 90. Love sucks.Love you guys.Don'T take me, I'm all set.

golfers. We're regular golf fans. Just how hard was that course? Especially with the wind, like, in regular golfer terms, like, how, how bad would we be on that course?

Really bad.

So I thought. Yeah, because it seemed. It seemed miserable at times.

Saturday was. Saturday was really bad. You know, with, with a little bit of wind and rain, it was. It would have been a good day to watch golf on tv, no doubt.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's much more fun, I would imagine, seeing on tv than being even a spectator at that, that golf tournament, because you're dealing with the rain, the wind, the elements, the. The patrons of, of royal truant have a hard time, just like the golfers. Congratulations. Like big cat said, very happy for you. Got to know your dad said he was going to drink wine out of the clear jug. Did you get to drink something out of the jug before he did, or he just take it from you? He's like, let's fill this up with them all back.

Red wine was the first thing poured into it.

Yeah.

And he immediately, I had to go do media after the ceremony on the green, and as soon as we got in the car, he basically took the trophy off me, and then they're like, you know, you should probably give it back to your kid for the rest of the media row.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but it mean, it was his first major because he obviously wasn't there for when you won your first. So how, like, what was it like having him there? First of all, when we saw him, he. You didn't do him justice. He is a horse, and I mean that in the best way possible. Like, an intimidating guy had the hat on, was drinking out of a flask. But what was it like? Like, what was it like after the, the round and just, like, getting to actually celebrate it with him for the first time?

It was. It was awesome. You know, the. When I called him after Valhalla, how he looked on tv was exactly how he sounded on the phone after Valhalla. So if you want to put those two together, he's. He is an ugly crier, no doubt. And it was, it was, it was awesome, though. You know, I have my whole family there. You know, my uncle's my agent, my wife was there. Just the people that have been with me for such a long time. And, you know, my dad is european, and this is. He is an american citizen now, but, you know, this is, like, the one he really wanted. And, you know, I'm not picky, but for me to deliver this one to him in person is probably the coolest thing, and I don't know if I can top that. You know, the gold medal was up there, but this is, you know, right there with it.

Yeah, I mean, it was. It was. It was an awesome Sunday to watch. You were so locked in. Did you. At what hole? Maybe it was in the back nine. Maybe it was in the front nine, but I feel like it was the back nine. But what hole were you like, I'm here. I'm locked in. I'm winning this thing.

After I birdied 14, I was able to. There's a huge board on 15, and I. 15, such a hard hole, but it was, you know, like, crazy left to right, and I was like, you can. I've hit that fairway every day. And I was like, you just gotta hit this fair one more time, kid. I was like, just hit the fairway, and you're gonna have, like, a wedge or nine iron or eight iron in. And after I hit that fairway, get, you know, like, little fist pump inside, because I was like, okay, we're. We're dancing. Like, this is, you know, this is my tournament to lose. Like, I only. I can mess this one up. So a little bit of added pressure in that moment, but I felt like I really took control after I birdied 14.

Yeah, yeah.

Was. Did the. Did the thought of, like, a van de Velde even enter your mind at any point? Because I feel like if I was. If I was winning at the open championship, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from thinking about it. I just be like, keep your shoes on.

That's incredible. Luckily, there were no burns ripping through the rest of the property, so I really. I took a really deep breath after I hit the 17th green. It's a very difficult hole. After I hit that green, I took a huge, huge breath because I knew, you know, I had a. At least a two shot lead. I was expecting guys, a birdie 16 behind me, but I knew that I was in a really good spot. And, you know, 18 is iron. Iron. that Hughie's around because he. There's probably only one guy in this room that has a worse sense of style than I do.Yeah.Although the coat was great.The coat was great.That was all my dad.Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's great.Okay, so that's how you turn a fire fest into a fire f. Ir.Yeah. I love that.Now I'm excited about.Yes. I love that. All right, my fyre fest. It's a simple one. I gotta pull up the text. My wife said to me, texted me. She was like, our daughter said, poo is a bad word. And I was like. And my wife said, back to her like, it's not a bad word. It's a potty word.Yeah.And she told me that, like she had said that and I was like, oh, that's probably because I. I do swear around the kids, like, I'm bad with that. I talk how I talk. And I was like, she probably just thinks it's a bad word. She's not actually talking about actual like poop. And then when my wife tried to correct her, my daughter said, no, I'm talking about poops. The thing things daddy does for a really long time.That's good.So she was definitely talking about poops. And it's just like, yeah, she's like the thing daddy goes and does for a really long time.I've all, I've wondered that about people that have like three kids. How do you shit?I don't.Cuz then there's only one parent and then there's three kids.Yeah. And they don't respect any type of, like, I'll do the shower, I'll turn on the shower and hope they're like, they know showers on, they'll still walk in. Yeah, yeah.Parents just don't have time to shit.No, it's bad, but she's just, it's. I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like, I feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the. All the kids in the house to be like, yeah, dad goes and takes long shit.Yeah, you should do that in front of your son. So then your son's like, my dad has bigger poops than your dad. Yeah, you can get one up on that guy.Yeah.Oh, arrival big.That would be. But that is like a real sense of like being a man.Yeah.Been like, I'm going to the shitter. I'll be back in 3 hours.I mean, taking a shit is one of life's little pleasures where you get some time to think, scroll whatever website you're scrolling. Maybe play a game while you're on there.Hang out.No. Yeah, it's like, that's what guys do for meditation. Yeah, we just go take a shit.Yeah, I actually kind of want to put a couch in my bathroom.That'd be nice.Yeah, just lay down for a little bit.Tv. Appreciate a bed.It wouldn't be bad.Get a bed in there. A kitchen.A kitchen would be nice.An air fryer and. Yeah, yeah.But all there in the bathroom. That would be nice.Yeah.My bathrooms a mess too. It's just like, I don't know, how do you guys have the. Just there's like splotches on the. On the mirror all the time. I think it's just cuz I wash my face.When you wipe it off.Yeah.When you wipe the mirror off.Yeah, it's a problem.Yeah. And mirrors never get clean.No, no, it's a big time problem. Okay, let's finish off the show numbers. 28.56.Max and I are dancing.Yeah. One, one time. It's gonna happen.377.Shane's in here. Shane. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's. We were put on the headphones to Shane. Give the headphones. Shane. Shane. We talked about. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's quote. And I saw the facility, the new facility looks the boss in the boat. Yeah, it looks incredible.Yep.Yeah. Are your number 21? Pug? 99.Pug.What was, what were your numbers?Huey and pft 877.I know your number. Means you've never got it. 90. 90. Love sucks.Love you guys.Don'T take me, I'm all set.

that Hughie's around because he. There's probably only one guy in this room that has a worse sense of style than I do.

Yeah.

Although the coat was great.

The coat was great.

That was all my dad.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's great.

Okay, so that's how you turn a fire fest into a fire f. Ir.

Yeah. I love that.

Now I'm excited about.

Yes. I love that. All right, my fyre fest. It's a simple one. I gotta pull up the text. My wife said to me, texted me. She was like, our daughter said, poo is a bad word. And I was like. And my wife said, back to her like, it's not a bad word. It's a potty word.

Yeah.

And she told me that, like she had said that and I was like, oh, that's probably because I. I do swear around the kids, like, I'm bad with that. I talk how I talk. And I was like, she probably just thinks it's a bad word. She's not actually talking about actual like poop. And then when my wife tried to correct her, my daughter said, no, I'm talking about poops. The thing things daddy does for a really long time.

That's good.

So she was definitely talking about poops. And it's just like, yeah, she's like the thing daddy goes and does for a really long time.

I've all, I've wondered that about people that have like three kids. How do you shit?

I don't.

Cuz then there's only one parent and then there's three kids.

Yeah. And they don't respect any type of, like, I'll do the shower, I'll turn on the shower and hope they're like, they know showers on, they'll still walk in. Yeah, yeah.

Parents just don't have time to shit.

No, it's bad, but she's just, it's. I actually kind of feel like this is like my first, like, I feel like a masculine dad because I feel like that's a very big dad move for the. All the kids in the house to be like, yeah, dad goes and takes long shit.

Yeah, you should do that in front of your son. So then your son's like, my dad has bigger poops than your dad. Yeah, you can get one up on that guy.

Yeah.

Oh, arrival big.

That would be. But that is like a real sense of like being a man.

Yeah.

Been like, I'm going to the shitter. I'll be back in 3 hours.

I mean, taking a shit is one of life's little pleasures where you get some time to think, scroll whatever website you're scrolling. Maybe play a game while you're on there.

Hang out.

No. Yeah, it's like, that's what guys do for meditation. Yeah, we just go take a shit.

Yeah, I actually kind of want to put a couch in my bathroom.

That'd be nice.

Yeah, just lay down for a little bit.

Tv. Appreciate a bed.

It wouldn't be bad.

Get a bed in there. A kitchen.

A kitchen would be nice.

An air fryer and. Yeah, yeah.

But all there in the bathroom. That would be nice.

Yeah.

My bathrooms a mess too. It's just like, I don't know, how do you guys have the. Just there's like splotches on the. On the mirror all the time. I think it's just cuz I wash my face.

When you wipe it off.

Yeah.

When you wipe the mirror off.

Yeah, it's a problem.

Yeah. And mirrors never get clean.

No, no, it's a big time problem. Okay, let's finish off the show numbers. 28.

56.

Max and I are dancing.

Yeah. One, one time. It's gonna happen.

377.

Shane's in here. Shane. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's. We were put on the headphones to Shane. Give the headphones. Shane. Shane. We talked about. We talked about Jim Harbaugh's quote. And I saw the facility, the new facility looks the boss in the boat. Yeah, it looks incredible.

Yep.

Yeah. Are your number 21? Pug? 99.

Pug.

What was, what were your numbers?

Huey and pft 877.

I know your number. Means you've never got it. 90. 90. Love sucks.

Love you guys.

Don'T take me, I'm all set.