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To get you through your busy day. Whether you need a quick pick me up between meetings or you need some fuel to power you through your next workout, one he'll just be back at camp and it'll be nothing.So the current highest paid player per year is Joe Burrow. He gets 55 million a year, which just signed his contract.Also, I hand up spent way too much time this morning thinking about Joe Burrow's hair. Yeah.So he shaved his head and then he bleached his head.Yes.So he looks like Eminem right now.So I. The shaved head. I was like, Bengals are gonna win the Super bowl. All business. It almost looked like a mug shot. He's like, I don't need hair. I don't need any of these frills better than you. The bleached hair. I don't really. I can't figure out.It does look like Eminem. It looks like straight out of 1998.But that feels like fashion. Joe's. But like, I was totally in on Joe Burrow being like, I'm going to training camp. I'm going to shave my head like a marine. And this is like, this is, this is war this season. But then to bleach it like late nineties.But wait, what I think is going to happen, I think this is, this is just team building. This is just a guy being a.Dude, letting them make fun of, letting.Him make fun of him during training camp. And then I think once the regular season starts, then it's business hair.I like that.It's back to business for Joe. I predict he will not play an NFL game with bleached hair.Yeah, Hank, but by the way, what you said, so we. Not one single game, I don't think.Not a regular season.Yeah. Because he is going to play in the preseason. Yeah. Yeah.Do you want to bet on it? Anyone want to take the other side?I our friend Scott Van Pelt, because he loves this game, and he was like, I think I just don't have. I'm washed. And I don't think I have the amount of time that I need to get good at it.'m saying people giving me shit for my blue whale pick. This is in the same whale.Did look blue.It kind of did, but it's not a blue whale. But it is a blue whale.Yeah. Blue whales kind of cucked everyone with the blue.Yeah, we're the only ones because there's.A lot of blue whales.Yeah. We're the white podcasters.Yeah.I reached out to a whale photographer.Yeah.Some intel.What's his or her names?Her name is Erica. Shout out to Erica for's good that finally they're serving beer. I think they were doing it in, like, some of the vip areas, but now everyone gets to drink beer.I like that.Yeah. Okay, Hughie.So I'm gonna start with my cool throne. It'll lead into my hot throne.Oh, hot throne. Okay, so, well, hot seat, you know, you're starting with your cool throne.Cool throne.Or it's gonna get hot. It's gonna get hot. This is never flipping a reverse.Never been done.Cool seat.Cool throne.The WNBA. Okay, yeah.With the best ratings of the all star game of all time. The best ratings ever was 1.4 million. This top, 3.4 million.Wow.Last year was under 900,000, so just colossal upgrade over last year's performance and numbers. I wonder who that could be from.But I might be you, maybe talking about on this show.Caitlin. Angel.Huey.But my hot seat, coincidentally, the WNBA. Okay, wait, that would also lead into the other way around.Yeah. You could have done that.I guess you're right. They won't be playing basketball for four weeks. Okay, so imagine if, like, the 1988 dunk contest. It was incredible, and then the NBA just didn't happen.Yeah. Weeks.That's all the momentum they've gained.Just.Nothing's gonna happen. And Team USA is not even the best team of women in the. In the USA.Right.We saw them this past weekend.So.Yeah, just a, you know, colossal mess up from them. But I guess nothing we can do.That's the part that sucks, that they didn't think about. Like, if Caitlin Clark was on Team USA there, it wouldn't be four weeks off. It would be Team USA.Yeah. Now it feels like you're just kind of watching something else that's. Yeah.Kalyn Clark should just live stream herself playing basketball at the same time.The team just shooting threes.Yeah. Take all the. All of the viewers. All right. Good job, Huey. Let's do some Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. Saucy, stretchy, crunchy, gooey, messy. Pepsi is an essential part of the most undeniably delicious food moments. Let's face it. Pepsi just makes every bite better. The refreshing pop of sweet, fizzy Pepsi bottles or bubbles, makes even the best food taste even better. Grab a Pepsi. Zero sugar, for your next meal, as every crave worthy bite is better with Pepsi. See this right here? I had a wild cherry Pepsi. Just finished it. It's so good. Last sip. Pepsi goes with all foods. Pizza, wings, burgers, everything.Breakfast.Everything is better with Pepsi. Okay. Mount Rushmore. What is. Hank, I blew it. I blew it. People did not like the Patrick Holmes pick.I finished in second to last place. Again.I fucking blew it.Hot street.Blowing it. I keep blowing it. So you're not. You're climbing back out of the hole.Yeah, it's a long season. Just gotta keep my head down. Focus.I just fucking blew it.So, big cat, unfortunately, keeps blowing it, which is really tough, because he's not trying to blow it. But have you thought that maybe he's trying to blow it?No, I don't think you would do that.No, I would never do that. We also. Did you hear what they came up with, Hank and Max came up with as a punishment for Mount Rush?No, this was memes. This is memes.Sorry. Memes. I don't have to. We don't have to do it, but we put in the hat. Or we could make it the thing.I don't think I did hear memes.Okay, so here it is. And I. I do think forth.If I had a little milk, they make it. Make a little fluffier.Yeah.I don't like the milk.It's good. You should try it.You don't even notice it. You stir it in. Yeah. Okay. but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

he'll just be back at camp and it'll be nothing.

So the current highest paid player per year is Joe Burrow. He gets 55 million a year, which just signed his contract.

Also, I hand up spent way too much time this morning thinking about Joe Burrow's hair. Yeah.

So he shaved his head and then he bleached his head.

Yes.

So he looks like Eminem right now.

So I. The shaved head. I was like, Bengals are gonna win the Super bowl. All business. It almost looked like a mug shot. He's like, I don't need hair. I don't need any of these frills better than you. The bleached hair. I don't really. I can't figure out.

It does look like Eminem. It looks like straight out of 1998.

But that feels like fashion. Joe's. But like, I was totally in on Joe Burrow being like, I'm going to training camp. I'm going to shave my head like a marine. And this is like, this is, this is war this season. But then to bleach it like late nineties.

But wait, what I think is going to happen, I think this is, this is just team building. This is just a guy being a.

Dude, letting them make fun of, letting.

Him make fun of him during training camp. And then I think once the regular season starts, then it's business hair.

I like that.

It's back to business for Joe. I predict he will not play an NFL game with bleached hair.

Yeah, Hank, but by the way, what you said, so we. Not one single game, I don't think.

Not a regular season.

Yeah. Because he is going to play in the preseason. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you want to bet on it? Anyone want to take the other side?

I our friend Scott Van Pelt, because he loves this game, and he was like, I think I just don't have. I'm washed. And I don't think I have the amount of time that I need to get good at it.'m saying people giving me shit for my blue whale pick. This is in the same whale.Did look blue.It kind of did, but it's not a blue whale. But it is a blue whale.Yeah. Blue whales kind of cucked everyone with the blue.Yeah, we're the only ones because there's.A lot of blue whales.Yeah. We're the white podcasters.Yeah.I reached out to a whale photographer.Yeah.Some intel.What's his or her names?Her name is Erica. Shout out to Erica for's good that finally they're serving beer. I think they were doing it in, like, some of the vip areas, but now everyone gets to drink beer.I like that.Yeah. Okay, Hughie.So I'm gonna start with my cool throne. It'll lead into my hot throne.Oh, hot throne. Okay, so, well, hot seat, you know, you're starting with your cool throne.Cool throne.Or it's gonna get hot. It's gonna get hot. This is never flipping a reverse.Never been done.Cool seat.Cool throne.The WNBA. Okay, yeah.With the best ratings of the all star game of all time. The best ratings ever was 1.4 million. This top, 3.4 million.Wow.Last year was under 900,000, so just colossal upgrade over last year's performance and numbers. I wonder who that could be from.But I might be you, maybe talking about on this show.Caitlin. Angel.Huey.But my hot seat, coincidentally, the WNBA. Okay, wait, that would also lead into the other way around.Yeah. You could have done that.I guess you're right. They won't be playing basketball for four weeks. Okay, so imagine if, like, the 1988 dunk contest. It was incredible, and then the NBA just didn't happen.Yeah. Weeks.That's all the momentum they've gained.Just.Nothing's gonna happen. And Team USA is not even the best team of women in the. In the USA.Right.We saw them this past weekend.So.Yeah, just a, you know, colossal mess up from them. But I guess nothing we can do.That's the part that sucks, that they didn't think about. Like, if Caitlin Clark was on Team USA there, it wouldn't be four weeks off. It would be Team USA.Yeah. Now it feels like you're just kind of watching something else that's. Yeah.Kalyn Clark should just live stream herself playing basketball at the same time.The team just shooting threes.Yeah. Take all the. All of the viewers. All right. Good job, Huey. Let's do some Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. Saucy, stretchy, crunchy, gooey, messy. Pepsi is an essential part of the most undeniably delicious food moments. Let's face it. Pepsi just makes every bite better. The refreshing pop of sweet, fizzy Pepsi bottles or bubbles, makes even the best food taste even better. Grab a Pepsi. Zero sugar, for your next meal, as every crave worthy bite is better with Pepsi. See this right here? I had a wild cherry Pepsi. Just finished it. It's so good. Last sip. Pepsi goes with all foods. Pizza, wings, burgers, everything.Breakfast.Everything is better with Pepsi. Okay. Mount Rushmore. What is. Hank, I blew it. I blew it. People did not like the Patrick Holmes pick.I finished in second to last place. Again.I fucking blew it.Hot street.Blowing it. I keep blowing it. So you're not. You're climbing back out of the hole.Yeah, it's a long season. Just gotta keep my head down. Focus.I just fucking blew it.So, big cat, unfortunately, keeps blowing it, which is really tough, because he's not trying to blow it. But have you thought that maybe he's trying to blow it?No, I don't think you would do that.No, I would never do that. We also. Did you hear what they came up with, Hank and Max came up with as a punishment for Mount Rush?No, this was memes. This is memes.Sorry. Memes. I don't have to. We don't have to do it, but we put in the hat. Or we could make it the thing.I don't think I did hear memes.Okay, so here it is. And I. I do think forth.If I had a little milk, they make it. Make a little fluffier.Yeah.I don't like the milk.It's good. You should try it.You don't even notice it. You stir it in. Yeah. Okay. but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

our friend Scott Van Pelt, because he loves this game, and he was like, I think I just don't have. I'm washed. And I don't think I have the amount of time that I need to get good at it.'m saying people giving me shit for my blue whale pick. This is in the same whale.Did look blue.It kind of did, but it's not a blue whale. But it is a blue whale.Yeah. Blue whales kind of cucked everyone with the blue.Yeah, we're the only ones because there's.A lot of blue whales.Yeah. We're the white podcasters.Yeah.I reached out to a whale photographer.Yeah.Some intel.What's his or her names?Her name is Erica. Shout out to Erica for's good that finally they're serving beer. I think they were doing it in, like, some of the vip areas, but now everyone gets to drink beer.I like that.Yeah. Okay, Hughie.So I'm gonna start with my cool throne. It'll lead into my hot throne.Oh, hot throne. Okay, so, well, hot seat, you know, you're starting with your cool throne.Cool throne.Or it's gonna get hot. It's gonna get hot. This is never flipping a reverse.Never been done.Cool seat.Cool throne.The WNBA. Okay, yeah.With the best ratings of the all star game of all time. The best ratings ever was 1.4 million. This top, 3.4 million.Wow.Last year was under 900,000, so just colossal upgrade over last year's performance and numbers. I wonder who that could be from.But I might be you, maybe talking about on this show.Caitlin. Angel.Huey.But my hot seat, coincidentally, the WNBA. Okay, wait, that would also lead into the other way around.Yeah. You could have done that.I guess you're right. They won't be playing basketball for four weeks. Okay, so imagine if, like, the 1988 dunk contest. It was incredible, and then the NBA just didn't happen.Yeah. Weeks.That's all the momentum they've gained.Just.Nothing's gonna happen. And Team USA is not even the best team of women in the. In the USA.Right.We saw them this past weekend.So.Yeah, just a, you know, colossal mess up from them. But I guess nothing we can do.That's the part that sucks, that they didn't think about. Like, if Caitlin Clark was on Team USA there, it wouldn't be four weeks off. It would be Team USA.Yeah. Now it feels like you're just kind of watching something else that's. Yeah.Kalyn Clark should just live stream herself playing basketball at the same time.The team just shooting threes.Yeah. Take all the. All of the viewers. All right. Good job, Huey. Let's do some Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. Saucy, stretchy, crunchy, gooey, messy. Pepsi is an essential part of the most undeniably delicious food moments. Let's face it. Pepsi just makes every bite better. The refreshing pop of sweet, fizzy Pepsi bottles or bubbles, makes even the best food taste even better. Grab a Pepsi. Zero sugar, for your next meal, as every crave worthy bite is better with Pepsi. See this right here? I had a wild cherry Pepsi. Just finished it. It's so good. Last sip. Pepsi goes with all foods. Pizza, wings, burgers, everything.Breakfast.Everything is better with Pepsi. Okay. Mount Rushmore. What is. Hank, I blew it. I blew it. People did not like the Patrick Holmes pick.I finished in second to last place. Again.I fucking blew it.Hot street.Blowing it. I keep blowing it. So you're not. You're climbing back out of the hole.Yeah, it's a long season. Just gotta keep my head down. Focus.I just fucking blew it.So, big cat, unfortunately, keeps blowing it, which is really tough, because he's not trying to blow it. But have you thought that maybe he's trying to blow it?No, I don't think you would do that.No, I would never do that. We also. Did you hear what they came up with, Hank and Max came up with as a punishment for Mount Rush?No, this was memes. This is memes.Sorry. Memes. I don't have to. We don't have to do it, but we put in the hat. Or we could make it the thing.I don't think I did hear memes.Okay, so here it is. And I. I do think forth.If I had a little milk, they make it. Make a little fluffier.Yeah.I don't like the milk.It's good. You should try it.You don't even notice it. You stir it in. Yeah. Okay. but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

'm saying people giving me shit for my blue whale pick. This is in the same whale.

Did look blue.

It kind of did, but it's not a blue whale. But it is a blue whale.

Yeah. Blue whales kind of cucked everyone with the blue.

Yeah, we're the only ones because there's.

A lot of blue whales.

Yeah. We're the white podcasters.

Yeah.

I reached out to a whale photographer.

Yeah.

Some intel.

What's his or her names?

Her name is Erica. Shout out to Erica for's good that finally they're serving beer. I think they were doing it in, like, some of the vip areas, but now everyone gets to drink beer.I like that.Yeah. Okay, Hughie.So I'm gonna start with my cool throne. It'll lead into my hot throne.Oh, hot throne. Okay, so, well, hot seat, you know, you're starting with your cool throne.Cool throne.Or it's gonna get hot. It's gonna get hot. This is never flipping a reverse.Never been done.Cool seat.Cool throne.The WNBA. Okay, yeah.With the best ratings of the all star game of all time. The best ratings ever was 1.4 million. This top, 3.4 million.Wow.Last year was under 900,000, so just colossal upgrade over last year's performance and numbers. I wonder who that could be from.But I might be you, maybe talking about on this show.Caitlin. Angel.Huey.But my hot seat, coincidentally, the WNBA. Okay, wait, that would also lead into the other way around.Yeah. You could have done that.I guess you're right. They won't be playing basketball for four weeks. Okay, so imagine if, like, the 1988 dunk contest. It was incredible, and then the NBA just didn't happen.Yeah. Weeks.That's all the momentum they've gained.Just.Nothing's gonna happen. And Team USA is not even the best team of women in the. In the USA.Right.We saw them this past weekend.So.Yeah, just a, you know, colossal mess up from them. But I guess nothing we can do.That's the part that sucks, that they didn't think about. Like, if Caitlin Clark was on Team USA there, it wouldn't be four weeks off. It would be Team USA.Yeah. Now it feels like you're just kind of watching something else that's. Yeah.Kalyn Clark should just live stream herself playing basketball at the same time.The team just shooting threes.Yeah. Take all the. All of the viewers. All right. Good job, Huey. Let's do some Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. Saucy, stretchy, crunchy, gooey, messy. Pepsi is an essential part of the most undeniably delicious food moments. Let's face it. Pepsi just makes every bite better. The refreshing pop of sweet, fizzy Pepsi bottles or bubbles, makes even the best food taste even better. Grab a Pepsi. Zero sugar, for your next meal, as every crave worthy bite is better with Pepsi. See this right here? I had a wild cherry Pepsi. Just finished it. It's so good. Last sip. Pepsi goes with all foods. Pizza, wings, burgers, everything.Breakfast.Everything is better with Pepsi. Okay. Mount Rushmore. What is. Hank, I blew it. I blew it. People did not like the Patrick Holmes pick.I finished in second to last place. Again.I fucking blew it.Hot street.Blowing it. I keep blowing it. So you're not. You're climbing back out of the hole.Yeah, it's a long season. Just gotta keep my head down. Focus.I just fucking blew it.So, big cat, unfortunately, keeps blowing it, which is really tough, because he's not trying to blow it. But have you thought that maybe he's trying to blow it?No, I don't think you would do that.No, I would never do that. We also. Did you hear what they came up with, Hank and Max came up with as a punishment for Mount Rush?No, this was memes. This is memes.Sorry. Memes. I don't have to. We don't have to do it, but we put in the hat. Or we could make it the thing.I don't think I did hear memes.Okay, so here it is. And I. I do think forth.If I had a little milk, they make it. Make a little fluffier.Yeah.I don't like the milk.It's good. You should try it.You don't even notice it. You stir it in. Yeah. Okay. but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

's good that finally they're serving beer. I think they were doing it in, like, some of the vip areas, but now everyone gets to drink beer.

I like that.

Yeah. Okay, Hughie.

So I'm gonna start with my cool throne. It'll lead into my hot throne.

Oh, hot throne. Okay, so, well, hot seat, you know, you're starting with your cool throne.

Cool throne.

Or it's gonna get hot. It's gonna get hot. This is never flipping a reverse.

Never been done.

Cool seat.

Cool throne.

The WNBA. Okay, yeah.

With the best ratings of the all star game of all time. The best ratings ever was 1.4 million. This top, 3.4 million.

Wow.

Last year was under 900,000, so just colossal upgrade over last year's performance and numbers. I wonder who that could be from.

But I might be you, maybe talking about on this show.

Caitlin. Angel.

Huey.

But my hot seat, coincidentally, the WNBA. Okay, wait, that would also lead into the other way around.

Yeah. You could have done that.

I guess you're right. They won't be playing basketball for four weeks. Okay, so imagine if, like, the 1988 dunk contest. It was incredible, and then the NBA just didn't happen.

Yeah. Weeks.

That's all the momentum they've gained.

Just.

Nothing's gonna happen. And Team USA is not even the best team of women in the. In the USA.

Right.

We saw them this past weekend.

So.

Yeah, just a, you know, colossal mess up from them. But I guess nothing we can do.

That's the part that sucks, that they didn't think about. Like, if Caitlin Clark was on Team USA there, it wouldn't be four weeks off. It would be Team USA.

Yeah. Now it feels like you're just kind of watching something else that's. Yeah.

Kalyn Clark should just live stream herself playing basketball at the same time.

The team just shooting threes.

Yeah. Take all the. All of the viewers. All right. Good job, Huey. Let's do some Mount Rushmore. Mount Rushmore is brought to you by our friends at Pepsi. Saucy, stretchy, crunchy, gooey, messy. Pepsi is an essential part of the most undeniably delicious food moments. Let's face it. Pepsi just makes every bite better. The refreshing pop of sweet, fizzy Pepsi bottles or bubbles, makes even the best food taste even better. Grab a Pepsi. Zero sugar, for your next meal, as every crave worthy bite is better with Pepsi. See this right here? I had a wild cherry Pepsi. Just finished it. It's so good. Last sip. Pepsi goes with all foods. Pizza, wings, burgers, everything.

Breakfast.

Everything is better with Pepsi. Okay. Mount Rushmore. What is. Hank, I blew it. I blew it. People did not like the Patrick Holmes pick.

I finished in second to last place. Again.

I fucking blew it.

Hot street.

Blowing it. I keep blowing it. So you're not. You're climbing back out of the hole.

Yeah, it's a long season. Just gotta keep my head down. Focus.

I just fucking blew it.

So, big cat, unfortunately, keeps blowing it, which is really tough, because he's not trying to blow it. But have you thought that maybe he's trying to blow it?

No, I don't think you would do that.

No, I would never do that. We also. Did you hear what they came up with, Hank and Max came up with as a punishment for Mount Rush?

No, this was memes. This is memes.

Sorry. Memes. I don't have to. We don't have to do it, but we put in the hat. Or we could make it the thing.

I don't think I did hear memes.

Okay, so here it is. And I. I do think forth.If I had a little milk, they make it. Make a little fluffier.Yeah.I don't like the milk.It's good. You should try it.You don't even notice it. You stir it in. Yeah. Okay. but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

forth.

If I had a little milk, they make it. Make a little fluffier.

Yeah.

I don't like the milk.

It's good. You should try it.

You don't even notice it. You stir it in. Yeah. Okay. but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

but, yeah, the honking and the fad a few years ago where guys were hitting each other with golf carts, we were very clearout, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.Right.So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.Yeah.That's the agenda for the podcast.Who sets it.Yeah. Do you that down?Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.Yeah.So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.Did you watch that shark attack video?No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.Right.Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.Twitter now is just.Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?Yeah. Speed. Yeah.I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.Everywhere.And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.Yeah.And then I'm like, what is happening?Yeah.And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.Yeah, yeah.Anything about.Yeah.Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.Yeah, yeah.You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.Yeah.Thing.It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.Yeah.And just let it go.Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.Yeah.And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.Yeah, yeah.And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.Yeah.Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.Rotten.It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.Ebombs world.Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.Yeah.Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.Yeah.But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.Like, that's how to flick.Yeah, that's smart.See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.Yeah, it's crazy to watch.It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.Go together.Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.Okay.So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.That's awesome.Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.Are you gonna act in the movie you write?Yeah.So.Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.Is your dad gonna act?Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.Love it.What's it about? What's the movie about?Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.Oh, yeah.Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.Bucks the best.I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?I don't know.Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.Yeah.There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

out, I'll just have, like, someone that I'm actually friends with.

Right.

So it's like a fun. Yeah, so it's a real authentic thing, and it doesn't feel like you're just like, I don't know how to talk to, like, some of these celebrity. You're like, I don't. Dude, I'm not. I don't know this person.

Yeah.

That's the agenda for the podcast.

Who sets it.

Yeah. Do you that down?

Yeah, they just. The Brian Bates who's on it, he usually will come up with a topic and then just look up stuff, and then we're just trying to talk. It's kind of. We always say it's a show, like Seinfeld. Like, show about nothing. Like.

Yeah.

So we're just, like. We just talked about sharks last week, and then we just. We're just trying to do jokes and get going and, you know, just blow up.

Did you watch that shark attack video?

No, I saw. I mean, I can't. I, like, kind of saw it because you could see, like, a leg.

Right.

Some. And then I got. Well, that changed quick.

Twitter now is just.

Twitter's getting. Yeah, it's insane. It's insane. They're showing you stuff and you're a. These streamers. I don't. Why do I got to know speed?

Yeah. Speed. Yeah.

I didn't really know what he's doing, but I don't really know. But, I mean, it's everywhere.

Everywhere.

And, like, that dude was in, like, other countries. He's getting mobbed and.

Yeah.

And then I'm like, what is happening?

Yeah.

And it is where it makes you feel old when you're like, dude, there's a whole thing I don't even know.

Yeah, yeah.

Anything about.

Yeah.

Like, I don't know if I have time to, like, fully understand.

Yeah. And everybody goes to that as you're. You just go like, I think I'm. I think I'm kind of done.

Yeah, yeah.

You're like. And I just don't. Yeah, it's good. Y'all should do it.

Yeah.

Thing.

It's nice to, every now and then, just, like, willingly say, you know what? I'm not gonna learn about this.

Yeah.

And just let it go.

Well, you can see it when kids like you, even an event like this, the athletes, they go up to.

Yeah.

And, like, who they want, you know, versus, like, we see John Elway, Steve, you know, and then the other guys see Josh Allen, they see the younger. And that's like. And they can see John Elway, and they're like, I don't even know, just an old man.

Yeah, yeah.

And the dance are, you know, you don't know who.

Yeah, yeah. Twitter is, like, I. I think it's just rotting all of our brains because I'll go on and like. Like, oh, here's a person getting hit him by a bus. Here's a person on fire. I saw another one. Where is this? A guy who had a picture of his heroin that he was about to do before he started a stream, and I was like, what is going on?

It's. Yeah, you shouldn't be desensitized to all that stuff.

Yeah.

Because it. You shouldn't have be seeing it. And then if you happen to see something in real life, like, you just then or don't care that you have.

To opt into it. When we're growing up, you'd have to go to those, like, there were, like, weird websites that everybody had. One friend that knew, like, faces, the grossest website, rotten.com.

Rotten.

It's like, I don't want to go to Ricky's house. He's gonna make me look at live leak all night.

Ebombs world.

Bombs world. Yeah, but now it's like, you. You go on Twitter, you watch the video, and then the next one that Otto plays, it's like, here's Ukraine. Here's a drone attacking.

Yeah, you like. Yeah. You like watching this guy die? Well, we've got more death videos for you.

You watch, like, a half court shot, and then they're like, here's a family dying. Twitter's like, we're just trying to get, like, what are you into? Like, we're trying to get a feel free. You're like, I don't think I'm that. I don't think I'm that big of a scale. Yeah, I think I would like it tightened up a little bit.

Yeah.

Pretty bad cat videos. Just some puppies running around every day.

Yeah.

But the worst is, I know when I click on it, like, I'll. My fascination is there. So, like, the shark video, I saw the woman's leg. It was horrific. I clicked on it, and after I clicked on, I was like, shit, I know. The algorithm just got me. I'm gonna see a lot of legs fall off soon.

Like, that's how to flick.

Yeah, that's smart.

See if I can get the algorithm off me. Yeah, shake the algorithm. Make it just like, no, no. And. And then you start. I feel like you see it start, come down. It's pretty weird. It's pretty.

Yeah, it's crazy to watch.

It's crazy algorithm, though. I think you're on the right track. Like, if you go on Instagram, you just, like, enough dog posts, you know, the for you page is just cute puppies.

Oh, yeah. Mine's all just big titties and, like. Like, cheeseburgers. Yeah, yeah, I've got it. I've got it. Locked.

Go together.

Yeah, right. Exactly. Exactly. All right, so what's. Are you. So you're not gonna tour for a while? You got a show in the works?

I have a few things, so I'll. I. If they come out there. Come out. You're at. Hear about them before this year up.

Okay.

So there's a. So I. You know, you never know what's going for. Gonna happen, but. So, yeah, I've got a few things, like, you know, trying to write a movie and things, and so we're trying to, you know, roll into some other stuff, so.

That's awesome.

Yeah. My office special come out at the end of the year and then all that.

Are you gonna act in the movie you write?

Yeah.

So.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Is your dad gonna act?

Yeah, I mean, I'll give him a part of it.

Yeah. I'll be mad if you don't. Yeah.

Love it.

What's it about? What's the movie about?

Well, we just started. We just were working on the deal. It's like I'm just riding over the. Right. It's just a. You know, I don't know. Just like a. My movies are all gonna be pg, and, like, they're gonna. You know, it's like I'm just. Because I'm clean, like, and I. Everybody go do whatever you want to go do. I'm just doing my little thing over here, and then. And so it's like, I'm just kind of do that, like, you know, I miss, like, a lot of those old movies, like home alone and.

Oh, yeah.

Like Uncle Bob and all these kind of stuff that was, like, very fun and, like, you know, just trying to see and get that stuff going.

Uncle Buck is the best. Yeah.

Bucks the best.

I got a dumb question. Do you. Because you are a clean comic, do you ever think about swears?

I don't know.

Like, are you thinking about the f word right now?

Now? Blocked it out. I blocked it out of my head. I got. I got. I got a force. I got a force field around my brain and it won't get in. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah. I'm not better than anybody. It's. I just don't do it on stuff and try to just not do it.

Yeah.

There's enough doing it. There's enough comics that do it, and they're all the best and they're funny and all that, so I've just.

You should flip it. You should become, like, the. The vegetarian of swear words and be like, I am better than you. Like, do you know that saying this many swear words will take ten years off your life?

Yeah. And go, I look down, I look, I what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.Was he saying something with.Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.Yeah, every time.It's sick.Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.8765-4321.See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.36.Three.Hank, what was your number?91.29. 29. Love you guys.Your love of peace.Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.Be safe.Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.

what being friends with Ryan Solo is, and it's so funny. He called me. We were going to the dingers thing, and I was. He was on speaker, and he didn't even say hi. He just, like. It actually sounded like a podcast was coming through. He was like, what was he even.

Was he saying something with.

Something with LeBron or basketball? He's like, in this fucking. I was just like, oh, good to see you, too. Yeah, Max got to hear you start bursting out loud.

He was like, hey, Ryan, what's up? And then immediately was like, so LeBron did. And he, like, did the cadence of, like, he's, like, doing a podcast.

Like, yeah, that's how it always is. It's perfect. It's perfect friendship. Get right to it. All right, we good? All right. Great show, boys. Good job. Numbers 2056-9136 sound confident with that? 399. Pug. They're not here. Shane watches the show on a stream and never knows when to come in. Where? He's watching us right now.

Yeah, every time.

It's sick.

Fuck it. The fuck in here, Shane. We'll give them 10 seconds. Count them out.

8765-4321.

See ya. Was everyone's numbers again real quick. 820.

36.

Three.

Hank, what was your number?

91.

29. 29. Love you guys.

Your love of peace.

Shine, I'm coming for your love of peace me. Let's say I was in a little way. Say after me life? Say after me life a better to.

Be safe.

Love coming for you anyway? Shine love coming for you anyway? Take on me? Take on.