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Let's see. NBA, NHL, horse boxing.

Boxing.

F one.

Well, the price is f one.

You want prices? F one tuned in for this podcast.

People want here because I got personally offended on behalf of America.

Yes.

With these prices, okay, I don't know if they were priced in euro dollars or whatever.

Someone's gonna be so mad tuning in. This is an f one.

This is what I'm mad about. We're not gonna talk a single bit about f one. No, we're gonna talk about the concession stand prices. Maine lobster rolls.

How much you think those run? I saw it.

$280.

Yeah.

Yellowfin tuna poke, dollar 170. Prawn, $290.

The fruit refresher in the fruit refresher.

It'S got pineapple, watermelon, stone fruit, some things I can't pronounce, kiwi and coconut. $190.

Ah.

Do you know what the craziest part about this is the, the menu that you just listed with those prices. It was a even get into that spot.

Yeah.

So a $1,000 cover to get a fruit refresher for $200.

The fruit refresher was the worst.

Sweet, though.

Yeah, it's crazy.

Yeah, it's nuts. So the wings, $190. How many, how many wings you think you get for $190?

I'm guess six.

I'm guessing eight. I think they give you eight because they don't want to give you six because that looks like a half order.

Yeah.

They give you eight to ten and it's $190.

Those better be the best wings ever. I'd actually pay that for wing nuts.

Yeah. Yeah.

I would love, by the way, I would love to see Ed and Alicia down at Miami. F one. Just cooking it up in the kitchen.

They'd probably get a winning car.

Yeah.

Get it gassed up. All right, so the biggest story in my mind, and there's a ton we're going to talk about is Anthony Edwards and what he did on Saturday night in Denver against the defending champion nuggets in game one. Obviously, a lot of series left, but Anthony Edwards is appointment television. Anthony Edwards is him. Anthony Edwards is the next upcoming superstar in the NBA. I know we talked about superstars when it came to Jalen Brunson. I think the playoffs is when you start to see, like, Jalen Brunson is doing something these playoffs that will get him to superstar level if he continues to do it. Anthony Edwards is 22 years old, and what he's doing through the first five games in these playoffs for him have been just out of this world.

Yeah, he's awesome. He's dunking on people. He's sitting the mid range jump shots. He's bringing a lot of energy to also the team that he's on around him. He's like the perfect piece that he's developed into on that team as their star. When you got Gobert and then you've got not Nas Reed, who we had the Nas Reid game.

Yeah.

On Saturday at the end of the game, bacon and threes and everything. He's. He's in the. The jelly fam.

Yeah.

Naz Reed. Him and Jelly Walker go, like, way back.

Yeah.

He was awesome to watch.

He was awesome. Yeah, you mentioned that. And no offense to Carl Anthony Towns, he's a very good basketball player. He does foul a lot and he gets fouled out a lot. I think he actually didn't get fouled out in this game, but he was close. He was like, like, all right, let's just put him on the bench, then maybe we'll bring him back in at the end. But no offense, Carl Anthony Towns, he's, he's a good, very good basketball player. One quote afterwards, and I understand what he was doing. He was trying to be a good teammate. But he said, everybody talks about the big three, the me, Rudy and Ant combo, but we really have a big 15. Very nice sentiment. Talking about the team. I don't think anyone's talking about the big three in Minnesota. They're talking about Anthony Edwards.

Yeah, I don't.

It's Anthony Edwards cat is like, he's, he's developed.

He's the rare superstar that might, he was like a star when he got into the league.

Yeah.

He might just fade out into being a great piece.

Yeah.

Some big time bosco energy from him. Great big three. But, yeah, Anthony Edwards has been just absolutely incredible. And, you know, he was, he was good the last two years. It's not like this is, he just has, like, all of a sudden shown up, but what he's doing is taking the next step. And I said this a couple of weeks ago, watching a guy take that next step, like, while you're watching it and you can just point to it and be like, oh, my God, this is different than the last couple of years is one of the, the most, like, enjoyable experiences in sports. So I went back, look, for his first two years, numbers were good, but he was averaging 26 points per game, three, three and a half assists and four rebounds in the, in his playoff games, 46% shooting. This year. Through five games, he's averaging 33, five and eight with 53% shooting. It is this next step. Like, he is going to another level that seems like he is taking the NBA by storm again. The Nuggets are the defending champs. I think this is gonna be a long series, but he has no fear, and he's an absolute killer.

And people are throwing around the MJ comparison. And, like, it's not, it doesn't feel forced. It's not crazy. No, it doesn't feel forced. You know, he's got a lot, he's.

Got a lot to do. He's, he has to win one ring first.

But of course, he's got 22 yet.

He's got that, like, killer mentality to him.

The player, the list of players that have scored 35 plus in three straight playoff games at age 22 or younger, Lou Alcindor, you might know him. He is Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Anthony Edwards. Pretty crazy list there that Anthony Edwards is now on. And, yeah, it's awesome to watch. It's in Minnesota. We talked at lengths about Minnesota sports tragedy. It's one of, if not the number one city in terms of shitty. Things always seem to happen in Minnesota, where their teams are always good, but they're never great. And they, like, you know, the twins with their losing, what would they lose? 15 games in a row or something?

Yeah, it was crazy. It lasted like decades.

Yeah.

The Vikings, we know their history. The Wolves, the fact that they had Kevin Garnett, they won. They went to one Western Conference final. They didn't win a series since this year. It's nice that, though, this fan base gets to, like, wrap their arms around a 22 year old up and coming superstar and Anthony Edwards, sadly, we have.

To put to bed the narrative that the Lakers gave the Nuggets the best matchup.

Yes, we.

I think we can officially say my.

Point the whole time.

Not true. Not true. Mike Greenberg. Yeah, I know that we liked watching the sweep and then the gentleman sweep and like, damn, these games are fun. Turns out the ten rule is a little bit better than the Lakers as a basketball team.

Yeah.

Kind of feel a little vindicated. I know that they, they did fire Darvin Ham, which Lakers fans wanted him to be fired. I totally understand that he wasn't a good coach, but going back to the original point, I never thought the Lakers were the second best team in the NBA. Only behind the Denver Nuggets.

Also the Celtics.

Yeah.

Well, no, but people were saying they were.

This did.

Like, if the. If the Lakers just didn't have to play the Nuggets, they would have won the last two titles.

Celtics are by far the best team in the NBA. There's no chance that they lose.

Hanks got his cockiness back, but, yeah, that was a crazy game. One. Like, it was a. To see them punch them in the mouth. And even the way it started, it was like 18 to four before you could even blink. And then the nuggets came back and the Nuggets were up late. And then it was just Nas Reid and Anthony Edwards. No fear.

Yeah.

These young wolves. And I love when the wolves. I love the wolves colors. Like, I feel like they've done a good job of doing the retro current jersey mix.

Yeah, they don't do the muted colors that you get. The bright greens, the bright blue. Yeah, it feels, it feels good. It feels fun. We also had James Harden legacy game over the weekend.

So the Clippers.

The Clippers. James Harden went out there and he had, he went five for 16 from the field, minus six, plus -16 points, dropped 16 on him, and they lost.

Yeah, the Clippers. Good thing for James Harden and Paul George. And we'll get to this in who's back that. I think this was the night that Drake released one song and then Kendrick Lamar released like two on top of his head.

Yeah.

Because the Clippers just went out sad on Friday night, and then we had all these sports on Saturday and Sunday, and people just kind of forgot.

Oh, yeah.

The Clippers are one of the biggest sports disasters. They are a disaster franchise.

I think Charles Barkley said, I've been rich, I've been poor.

Yes.

I've been skinny, I've been fat. But the Clippers have always sucked.

Put perfectly.

That's it.

I mean, that's exactly right. Like, the Clippers just can't get out of their own way ever.

Some things never change.

Yeah.

It's comforting a little bit.

It is.

And the Mavs look awesome. And, I mean, I think the Thunder are still in the playoffs. They haven't played in so long.

Yeah, they're still around there. Hey, they're hanging.

I mean, I like watching the thunder. They're very fun. They're very young. But that, this feels like the, the fact that they beat the Pelicans so fast and it was like, not even eventful games. I even treated, I was like, are the Thunder gonna ever play again? Like, because it feels like we've, we haven't seen them in forever. But the Mavs, I mean, Kyrie seems happy, seems awesome. He seems loved.

Yeah.

I think that's gonna be a great series, though. I think, I think the Thunder are gonna win, but the Mavs, I mean, they, they have, I feel like they played the Clippers a bunch, and Luke even said, like, this was personal. So just taking out the Clippers, not having to worry about will Kawhi play for the rest of the playoffs, which I'm happy to have that discourse out.

Yeah.

I'm just happy to be done with a Clippers shit.

Yeah.

Right.

Can we officially say, like, this is the end of the Clippers shit that we have to deal with?

I was, I was happy to be done with them, their shit. What, like five years?

I think I'm done with their shit.

Yeah.

I think the next iteration of the Clippers, it'll take a while for us to get over their shit, too, but, like, this team as it's currently formed and the expectations that came along with it, I think we're officially done with shit.

Yeah, we could go. We could go back six years, and I think that exact same thing. Remember when Blake? Yeah, that was awkward.

Yeah. Blake.

I was like, I think I'm done with their shit.

That iteration of shit.

That's basically the. Every clippers iteration is just like, they're fun for a little bit, and then you just get tired and you're like, okay, that's it.

Yeah.

What's Baron Davis? That was one of the eras, maybe I was done with their shit, then.

We'Re done with their shit. Hank, are you ready for round two now that the. We should talk about game seven. Magic Cavs. This series was maybe the most disrespected series, game seven game series in NBA history, because they played every game on NBA tv. I think they played. I think they played 301:00 games because game one, game four, and game seven were all 01:00 on the. On the weekend. They played game seven at 01:00 Eastern on Sunday afternoon.

Why did they do that?

Why did they move it back?

Just a lot out of respect.

I think it was because of f one. I think f one was on ABC. But the Cavs did survive. They. This is one of those series that it was. As the series went on, it felt like the magic are young. They're fun. Well, they're fun ish. Palo is very fun. The rest of the team can't really shoot that well, but they're.

They're.

They're gonna be heard from later on in, like, the next few years. The Cavs were desperately. They need to win this series because, if you remember, the Cavs tanked to get this matchup. So if they lost this series, it would have been a disaster for them. They go down huge in the first half. They come back and win. Evan Mo. Mo Mobley had, like 16 rebounds. The Cavs are. I feel like the Cavs are actually better whenever Jared Allen or Evan Mobley is out and they have one true center and they don't have to play this two center thing. What is your level of worry for the Cleveland Cavaliers? LeBron James not walking through that door?

Yeah, probably 0.01.

Yes.

They'll probably maybe win one game and have, like, a historic shoot night like the heat or something, but there should be a four one or 40.

You do the Heat series. He do live rent free in your brain. Like, anytime a game goes bad for the Celtics, you're like, oh, it's the heat all over again.

No, the Cavs.

The Cavs aren't a threat. The fans were chanting, we want Boston.

That.

You don't want Boston.

That.

Especially after tanking to get the magic and then having to go seven games with them. I would say that they should.

Like, maybe they shouldn't have lost this game, but it took an otherworldly performance from Mitchell.

Yeah.

Second half, they were down, what, 18 points?

Yeah, they were very slow start.

They were down 18 points. And then our buddy Wagner friends, Franz Franz, had a.

Not.

Not his best night. Not his best night shooting. Couldn't really make any. Excuse me. Best afternoon shooting.

I think he's been injured.

Okay. Yeah, we'll go with that.

I was. Well, I was going deep into magic, trying to do my research, but I remember before the series started reading up about it, and it was like he got injured a couple months ago, and his shot has been very flat since, so he hasn't been able to get the same lift. So we'll go with that. Because he's a friend of the program, I would say.

Hank. Yeah.

One game that Donovan Mitchell goes, like, nuclear. And maybe because the Celtics do have the tendency to maybe take their foot off the gas for a game here or there, but.

Yeah.

Come on.

It's Cavs.

It's.

Come on.

For one.

They did go. They went further than LeBron.

That's true.

This is a dub for Cavs fans.

First series that Dan Gilbert's ever won as an owner without LeBron James.

Yeah.

So this is probably. It goes back to pre LeBron that the Cavs have gone this far without LeBron.

Yeah.

So it's not even.

Come on, so LeBron's never. LeBron's never been out of the playoffs before. The Cleveland Cavaliers moment.

Correct.

Correct. That's.

That's a win. Hang the banner, Cleveland.

Yeah.

As long as he's been playing.

Yes.

That's a fact.

Yeah. This is. Come on.

Bloodbath.

Bloodbath.

What is a bloodbath? Is that a whopping? We're talking five games max.

Five games max. Point differential is gonna be, like, in triple digits.

Couple, couple. Trip. Triple digits. Trip.

Do the math on.

So that means you're gonna win a game. You have to win a game by, like, 40.

Yeah. 30. 30.

30. So that's gonna win three, four games by 30.

Yeah.

I don't know what the math will be, but, yeah, it'll be combined. The four wins, 100.

Triple digits.

Triple digits worse than whomping, my opinion.

Yeah.

Bloodbath is.

Triple digits is a hell of a. That's a hell of a call.

What are you gonna do if you don't get it.

Nothing.

Yeah.

Yeah. I don't think. I think you guys are safe. Although Abs fans, even our guy, Ohio State, said that. He said it perfectly. He was like, I'm not gonna get excited about one win. I'll only let myself believe if we win two games. And then he was like, but if we win game one, then that changes. But I don't.

I. You.

The Cavs have to win two games for me to. To be like, ooh, okay, something's going on here.

And not a lot of rest, either, for them.

No.

Yeah.

How have you guys played against him this year?

Better that we lost the magic twice. So I was. I was rooting for the Cavs.

Oh. And the whole Florida thing. Maybe it's just a. It's not the heat.

It's.

It's Florida. It's not the heat. It's humidity.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I want to believe Hank. I want to lean into the whole, like, triple digit series victory. But also, this would be just such great tape if they beat you. Like, looking back on everything you've just said.

Yeah.

I mean, there's just no way.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah.

It's cocky hanks.

You're right.

No embrace. We ask Cocky Hank to come back. So when Cocky Hank makes a proclamation, we have to be like, credit to you.

Hank's right. It's the Cavs.

Yeah, it's the Cavs. Dude, you got this for Zinke's is probably fine.

Just don't even. Don't even play him.

Let him.

Let him get healthy.

Well, he's going to miss a minimum of several games.

Yeah, minimum.

A minimum of several games. The other thing we should probably talk about, and we're going to. We have Jerry O'Connell coming on to talk about his knicks, but we didn't talk about it on Thursday because we had a lot of stuff going on, and we also. We were taping before the full.

The.

Everything that came out after. But Pat Bev had a pretty bad Thursday night. He is a co worker of ours. We love Pepev. I will start with the reporter thing. I didn't think it was that bad. People were. Reporters love defending reporters.

Yep.

Pep has been doing this all year. Subscribe to the pod. It's very easy to hit one button. People making it, like, a misogynistic thing. Crazy. You've been doing it to guys, too.

The original tweet said this to a female reporter.

Yeah.

It singled it out. Which, like, in the short video clip that you saw, it looked bad.

Yeah.

But if you know that he says that to every single reporter, he's been.

Saying it all year. And you can, you can say that that's bush league, that's fine. But he is an eccentric guy who's been saying that all year. I have no problem with it. I. What happened was the snowball of people being like, now I have to talk about this reporter. Like, she was just hit by a bus and being like, she's the finest reporter we've ever had. I can't believe Pat Bev would do this. This is disgusting. Whatever. I just didn't think. He's been doing it all year. Like, it's, it's just subscribe to the pot. It's very easy. He probably shouldn't have thrown a basketball at a person.

That's what I think really set off the. Went after a female reporter.

Yeah.

Went after he threw the ball. I think the first one was at a female fan.

Yeah.

And the second one hit the guy next. And by the way, great catch. The guy that got it the second time, you shouldn't have given the ball back.

Yeah.

That was your mistake. And then he threw it again. That, that lent itself to all sorts of digging into what Pat was up to that night.

Yeah.

And that was a mistake.

It was. It was a mistake. He's probably going to face some sort of discipline for it. The reporter thing, I think that it's definitely fair for somebody to be like, I don't like that he says this to every reporter.

Agree.

It gets old.

Yeah.

You can have that take.

Yeah.

100% not going to argue with you, but I don't think it was, like, targeted to that one person.

Right.

But you can't go out losing a playoff series like that and then throwing a ball out of fan a couple times. He would probably tell you, yeah, I fucked that up. And then my favorite is Draymond talking about Pat Bev on his pod, being like, I can't believe, like, pat's one of those guys you got to watch out for. It's like you're. You're literally. Draymond Green tweet of the week was.

I'm sorry for not saying this person's handle because I don't have it in front of me. But he was like, this is like Osama bin Laden bringing down ISIS tape.

Yeah.

Draymond talking about no class.

Yeah. The.

Yeah, I think he probably should have thrown that ball. I'll say it. I'll go as far as to say that you probably shouldn't throw things at fans because it opens up a pretty bad Pandora's box when it comes to fan player, like, back and forth. And he's going to get fined. He probably will get suspended. But it was also like, it was telling how many people were just, like, ready to retire Pat Bev and just totally kick him when he's down. It's like, okay, you can do that. That's fine. He's a friend of ours. We're not going to kick a friend when he's. When he had a moment. That's very regrettable. But people were lining up to go after Pat Beth.

Well, they had, like, a long list of receipts about everything they hate about Pat Bell.

Right.

It's like, now I get to unload the clip.

Okay, Pat.

Not everybody likes Pat Bev. I'd say that the majority of the NBA probably doesn't like Pat Bev unless he's on their team, right? And then they fucking love the guy.

Right? And I like. I like Pat that right now. I'll stand up and say, I like.

Pat that on our team. If Pat Bev was on bleacher report.

Oh, we would have a total. We'd be singing a totally different tune.

Love how.

I still don't think I'd have a problem with the reporter thing.

I would.

I. I would stay true to what we're saying is don't throw balls at fans.

Yeah, but what happens is when you throw balls at fans, then everything becomes fair game.

Yeah.

The way that you conduct yourself in the locker room afterwards, then it's like, oh, that's. That's also weird.

Here's the thing. Next time we have Pat Bev on, we will ask him this to his face. I don't think he's a great loser. Doesn't really lose. Well, no, no, wait.

Now, if he. If he had won, that's a good thing, though.

Yeah.

Show me a good loser. I'll show you a loser.

If he had won that game, then the narrative would be he was simply giving a souvenir to a fan twice. Interface.

Yeah.

The second one was to a guy.

I think he missed. I think he was aiming.

And, okay, I'll say this shouldn't have thrown at the woman. That was bad, because I don't even think she was looking. The second toss, when the guy threw it back to him and Pat Bev chucked it at him, that guy was, I believe, wearing a jersey with no sleeves underneath. I think that's fair game.

Cause you think he might be a player?

Well, just any.

Yeah.

I mean, any. Any guy who goes, no sleeves jersey. Like you're kind of saying, hey, I'm in the mix. I thought you were.

I thought.

I thought it was Pat Connaughton.

You're hoping if you go to a game with no jerk with the jersey, no t shirt underneath, you're hoping the coach accidentally puts you in the game. Pat Bev was just like, here, let's try it out, buddy.

Also, shout out to the guy that was standing next to the girl that got hit with the ball. The one that didn't catch the second one.

Yeah.

Because that guy was ready to fight after the second ball was thrown. He's like, I'm going to act like that almost hit me and take it personally. Go try to charge Pat Bev.

There also is a weird story that he was, like, banned from ESPN after, which was not true. Again, it was weird because it was like everyone was. I get it. Pepev is not liked by a lot of people, and everyone's just trying to kick him while he's down. Um, just don't throw. Don't. Don't throw balls at people. Jake, as our resident nerd reporter, how disgusted were you by Pat Bev saying subscribe to the pod?

Not discussed it at all.

I think the only part where I.

Had a little bit of an issue is he pushed the mic away.

Oh, never touch a mic. Mic.

Don't do that. That Mike's not yours. That makes ESPN property. Yeah, but, no, wait.

Jigging the pod.

Do you subscribe to the podcast?

Yes, I do.

Okay.

All right, good.

Then you can answer.

We actually. Next time, we should. Next time we have Pat Bev on, we should unsubscribe in his face and see if he ends the interview.

He probably throw something.

Yeah, that would actually be great.

Actually, I refuse to interview Pat Bev until he subscribes to. Part of my take.

That's facts.

That's what ESPN should do.

Fight fire with fire.

Just be like, you're not coming on our show unless you subscribe to our entire network.

Yeah, ESPN plus every single thing that.

Stephen a. Smith is on.

Yeah, you have to subscribe to until you have tried to watch a game, have been logged out six times.

Fuck that.

I hate it. I fought that battle earlier today. I fought it Saturday. I fought it Friday. I fight that every day. My life revolves now around me. Waking up, coming to work, doing this show, and then when I'm trying to watch a game on my phone, fighting with the ESPN website for 2 hours, trying to get logged in through my cable subscriber.

I have no problem paying so much money to watch live sports. Just let me watch it.

I would pay double ESPN if it just came.

My cable and my. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely paid.

I would pay more on the app just if it worked.

Right. Every time.

Right now, I feel like I'm almost getting a bargain because I paid $9.99 a month or whatever to not be able to watch it. I'm just like, oh, that's the cost of doing business.

And there's some random games that just won't, no matter what, won't even play.

Yeah.

Oh. If you want to watch this, well, here's a second division welsh rugby game that's on now. That one works just fine.

Yeah, yeah.

You want to watch some? You want to watch some, like, Max softball? I actually kind of do sometimes.

Yeah.

Hey, sometimes I just want to see a ball move across the screen.

I noticed that you're trying to watch the Cavs magic on your phone instead. Would you care to tune in for bass fishing?

Yeah.

Hey, we have this Sam Houston state basketball game from December. You want to watch that again?

Mm hmm.

You know what? If Pat Bev had just said to the producer from ESPN, I'm not answering your question because your app fucking sucks. Yeah, I think we'd all. There'd be a groundswell of support for Pat.

Go, Pat. But, yeah, I subscribe to his pot because we'll see what he has to say. I don't think he's. I don't think I've done a new episode with Roan yet, but also shouldn't.

Have thrown either ball.

Second ball, I'm okay with. Just because the guy didn't have sleeves. He caught it. Sure.

Shouldn't throw in the first ball.

No, not good.

And then he may or may not have. Should have touched the.

Should have touched the mic. Fine with that.

Rudy Gobert touched all those mics, and then the world shut down. You never know facts.

You talking about Rudy Gobert? Big three.

Big three.

Yeah.

Big three of the big three are part of the big three fame.

Yeah.

So we did have to talk about that because we, like I said, we didn't see the. We recorded before the microphone thing. We did see the best. I actually. There were two clips going around because I saw just the one where he got it back and threw it at the guy.

Yeah.

You didn't see what happened before?

I didn't see the woman. When I saw the woman one after we taped, I was like, oh, that's. That's not good.

Yeah, yeah.

Shouldn't do that.

The first time I saw it, we were watching the game live, and I thought I saw something streak across the strip, the screen. And so I texted Liam Blutman, and I was like, hey, can you find this clip? I think something got thrown. It sent back to me. It was just pat chucking the ball at the guy with those sleeves. I was like, oh, yeah, thanks for sending that. Not going to post it.

Okay. Yeah.

Thank you. Appreciate that. Okay, Hank, you were in the house.

Game seven on the ice.

I was in the house. Shot the game time, best ticketing.

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We're gonna talk to Biz and the maple leaf side of it, but set the scene.

Hockey fans are the best.

There's.

There's no better atmosphere than you.

Just compliment yourself.

Well, yeah, but, you know, being when you're in a stadium, when it's just hockey fans. Game seven, tensions high. People are going nuts. You love that. Pasta got called out after game six. Said pasta needs to show up and him hitting the the game winner and overtime was beautiful to see. People are not giving us any chance against the the Panthers. I don't know why, but I think it's good. It's going to be good revenge from last year. Like, they have that top of mind. They blew that series. They're. They're the underdogs. The scrappy underdogs. There's just great time to be Boston sports fans. It's alternating alternating nights this week. Bruins, Celtics, Bruins, Celtics, Bruins.

That's pretty good for seven days straight. You're going to love that. Did you see the stat about the Maple Leafs of the teams that have never played an NHL game in the month of June? The Kraken. They've been around for what, two, three years?

Three years.

The wild.

Okay, the Blue Jackets, they have Anthony Edwards.

The Arizona Coyotes aren't even a team anymore. And then the Toronto Maple Leafs. That's the full list of teams that have never played in June before 1967.

They won eleven of them or something before that.

Yeah, they've got a lot of banners.

They got a lot of banners that the game and.

And the stats that the goalie stats of Swayman series.

Well, wool got hurt. He didn't play.

Turned out to be true. He was the. He was the difference. Yeah, he was the key to the series.

Nailed it.

Woah.

Getting hurt in a meaningless goal in the last play, last second of game six was so Maple Leafs. The other thing was so Maple Leafs was them scoring in the third period and being like this times different. And then the Bruins scoring like 60 seconds later, like, no, it's not. This is not different at all. And then that.

That.

The game winning goal, that pass was insane.

It was beautiful.

I all the way down the ice, across off the board, right to pasta finishes.

I have to imagine that they know their rank and they know where the different parts of the ice, where it bends around like, okay, there might be a spot that's different in each area, that might carry them off different ways. That was intentional. Completely intentional.

It's like old Italians playing bocce.

Yeah, they know the court.

Yeah, yeah.

I asked for lease fans to tell me how they're feeling after the game. I'll just read a couple that I thought were good. Preston said, it's like when you buy 50 50 tickets, you know, you have no chance, but can't help but think maybe this time is different. It's never different.

Never.

That's a pretty good explanation. This one was good. Braden McCarthy said, imagine getting your balls kicked in so much that it eventually kind of feels right. That's what it feels like, sickos. Where it's like, oh, I can't get off unless I get my balls kicked in. And then it's. The nacho man said, it's the same thing every year. Deep down, we all knew we were going to come back just to lose in the most heartbreaking fashion possible. And the last one, Bereson's loose helmet said, we are so numb, you could bottle our blood and use it as prescription painkiller.

Yeah.

You have to wonder if. If Toronto fans just secretly hate the spring.

Yeah.

Like, hate. Hate the month of May. Hate the month of April, because they associate it so closely with losing hockey games. Like, everybody else is pumped for April and May. It's one of the best times of year. It's like summer's basically here.

Yeah.

It feels good.

Not.

Maple Leafs fans are like, oh, yeah. When it's 70, like 72 degrees outside, that's when I actually feel the worst in my entire life.

Yeah.

And if it felt like, especially last year, the Bruins going up three one and losing like this was you, the lease finally had the team. Like the Bruins have been fading. Still.

You just can't.

Same result. Yeah, same result. Now you're going against the Panthers, Hank.

Revenge.

Revenge.

Underdogs.

We also had the stars and Knights, which was an incredible series racer. Seven stars win in game seven. I'm addicted to betting unders in game sevens.

I'll just say that because teams feel each other out too much.

They just don't score.

But you don't want to make the first mistake.

That was our guys, Whitney and Biz and Ra. They are. They know their puck because I remember having the conversation with. With wit, like two weeks ago. By the way, congratulations. He just had his third child. He was like, the Stars and Knights will be an absolute bloodbath of a series, and either team could win the Stanley cup, but they have to face each other in the first round. And when the Knights went up 20 in Dallas, I was like, oh, he doesn't know puck. And then it was exactly what he said. It was just an absolute war of a series. And both teams are really good. But the stars were a little bit better.

Yeah, it's like the abs. And then these two teams, the favorites to win out of the west.

So the star, the Dallas is doing the same thing. Hank, both your cities. Dallas has got the Mavs and the stars going every other night.

Yeah.

New York to the Rangers. Look good.

Yeah, the Rangers, they look really a.

Boston, New York hockey and basketball finals would be incredible.

Just going back and forth between the two cities. Switch night after night after night. And Colorado.

And Colorado got it as well.

Yeah. Yeah.

Damn rich. Keep getting richer.

That'd be pretty fun.

Such.

It's a time lapse season.

It is.

Oh, I love a good time lapse they put the wood down, then they put the ice down and the wood down again. Then they speed it up. That shit gets me going.

Big time. Time lapse. What else we got? Kentucky Derby.

Yeah, the horses. We had a great time on Saturday.

Had a great time. Spudstar, the horse sponsor.

The horse.

Spuds to the horse. Right, Jake?

Yeah.

Remembers that too.

Yeah.

Spuds are the horse.

Hey, don't use the crop on him.

Oh, shit. That's from PFD's party.

Me, you guys wouldn't get it.

Means Hank and Max, Shane, Pug, we're all there.

Great host.

Great.

Thank you, Jake. Pugs. Pug shut the party down. Pug and Shane stayed up till the wee hours of the morning.

They were spuds through the horse.

They were spot.

They.

They were spudding.

You guys wouldn't get its inside joke.

Yeah, sounds awesome.

Yeah, that's great.

I'm happy for you guys. Sounds like you had a great time.

You were there.

Yeah, I was there.

And you know what?

I showed up with my daughter, had her dress to the nine. She had a hat on, a purse. Fucking great. She came to PFT's house and she just goes, can we look at all the rooms? And I was like, okay. And then we just went and opened every door in his house.

She was like, dwight at the house party episode, going around testing structural integrity.

We looked at every room. It was fucking nuts.

I was dressed as a horse. I didn't expect anybody else to show up in costume. Titus was the first one over, and he came over dressed as a jockey. Yeah, we looked like the slowest jockey horse combination ever. He was like twice my height. Also never work.

I don't know if you ate the cupcakes we brought, but I'm gonna need them back.

Yeah, I did. Okay. They're all gone.

Yeah, because we bought. We brought cupcakes, and then we didn't eat any. And my daughter woke up this morning, she was like, where are cupcakes? I was like, no, we brought them.

We brought them to a party.

She's like, but what?

Why?

Why don't we have the cupcakes now? Yeah, but, yeah, sponsor the horse.

Yeah, we'll always have that. You guys want.

You guys want us to tell you the inside jokes? What's the horse?

It's at one of the two of your expenses. Yeah, but you have to guess which one.

It's me.

No, he actually didn't talk about you guys at all.

Yeah, no, I texted these guys before. I was like, I'm just gonna say spuds are the horse. We didn't come up with an inside joke, but it hurt for a second, didn't it?

No, I was curious.

Yeah, I was thinking about it.

I did.

We did have a moment where it was just the. It was me, Jake, memes, pug, pft, Shane. And we're just like, isn't it nice not having Hank and Max here?

It was nice. The vibes were good.

Yeah.

There was no secret hatred in there.

Good time. I bet it was worse.

Yeah.

I missed you guys a lot. I actually did, but, yeah. So the Kentucky Derby was thrilling. Imagine having one of your favorite guests in, Randy Moss on the show, asking him for long shots. Him saying, oh, this horse that actually has the same name as myself. You should maybe think about it and then not betting it.

Yeah, it was tough.

Dan was. You just can't. I was just. So. I never win the derby, but to have it be mystic Dan and just sit there and people were tweeting me being like, mystic Dan, you must have bet it's. Nope. Not even thinking about betting it.

Fierceness with an all time choke job.

Ah, that was an awesome finish.

It was great. Three way photo finish.

Yeah.

Crazy, crazy mystic Dan. I felt bad for our guy, Rapoli. Strong, Italian, but, yeah, I really wish I had bet that horse.

What did they do before the photo finish? Was there just a guy up in the booth with binoculars and he was like, I think this horse was fast.

I think the photo finish was like, that was the first photo ever.

It's like, people always make the mistake of saying that porn is the, is the seed that grows, like, every single bit of video technology.

Yeah.

It's actually gambling and horse.

Yeah, horse racing.

It's like, we got to figure out a way to tell who won this horse race. And then a guy invented a camera.

Yeah, pretty much. We can say, max, Jason worth looked incredible. He did look cool with hair. Credible.

I was, by the way, Max, I put so much money on his horse. Door knock to finish in second. Just a Philadelphia horse coming in second would have been amazing.

I mean, he's also a net.

Yeah.

But, you know, he's. He's a Philly. He didn't even like being a nat when he was in that.

It was a great. It was. It was a great event. Great party. Kentucky Derby is the beginning of summer. It feels like unbelievable race. Mystic Dan.

Fuck.

So now is the conversation, like, could he win the triple crown now? You have to immediately pivot to that.

No, because he's got to go up against Stafford.

Yeah.

That's efforts. Gonna steal the show.

I hope effort wins two thirds of it.

Yeah.

No, and it's always big as.

Yeah. Yeah.

We'll have Randy Moss back on, and I'm gonna. For, like we wrote down, he did win the Oaks.

Yeah, he won. He gave us the one or two and second place in the Oaks.

Yeah.

So people who listen, they know that Randy Moss knows his horses, but the fact that he did say Mystic Dan and I was basically. What's his name? Kieran McColkin from. From succession. Just looking at the rocket blow up and putting my phone back in my pocket. Missick. Dan won. And I just looked at it. It was like everyone's tweeting me that I not only did rant yet, not only do Randy Moss tell us, but his name is Dan. I just put my phone in my pocket. It's like, all right, I'm just gonna go about the rest of my day.

Yeah.

I mean, it does feel like an easy win that you should have. There was a horse named the easiest. There's a horse named Hank. Hank definitely would have bet on it no matter what.

Well, there was a horse named Hank. He was one of the worst horses ever. Dave named one of his horses handsome Hank.

Was he good?

He fucking sucked. Did they remember that one race that he. It actually was still running.

It was.

It was like 25 seconds before he finished.

Did they put it down afterwards? Did they pull like he's a french horse, a cricket, the dog, and just shoot it?

Yeah.

I didn't last much longer after that.

No, he was a bad horse. Handsome Hank. It's tough. Okay, anything else from sports weekend before we do who's back? Canelo fight was awesome. It was Brooks. Fucking Brooks.

Brooks won.

Yeah, he's won. Yeah.

We can steal the who's backs. He won, but it was. It was a stacked field as far as the live tour goes. The leaderboard look good.

That.

This is the first weekend where I've looked at a live leaderboard and then looked at the PGA leaderboard and been like, well, this just isn't even close.

Yeah, but this would burn. Also, my who's back. But, Hank, would you, as the number one live head here, would you like to have a statement about them using fake tweets in the broadcast?

Yeah, not. Not great. I don't know why. Why they would do that. Maybe, you know, just because of the. The time difference, there wasn't a lot of people tweeting about live, so they had to just come up with something.

But they used a real Twitter account, jJM Habs, and they posted a tweet saying, let's go smash GC. Get on that podium. Make it happen, BK. And then when you look up his Twitter account, he's a diehard Vikings fan, and he's never tweeted anything like that.

Did he respond to it?

I don't look.

Yeah, check out his timeline. See if he addressed it.

But, yeah. What are you doing, Hank? You got to give. You got to get your guy. You need.

Yeah, we.

Yeah, you should be the only one that's featured on those.

Like, you.

You need to set a reminder for yourself to tweet every single time live is playing.

All I know is we would never do this over at PGA Tour live. No, we wouldn't. Wells Fargo. This week, Brooks won his fourth event. That's a record, by the way. All time record.

Last tour.

Last.

Last tweet from JJM Habs is from 2023. Talking about Jaron hall.

Yep.

So probably not him. Yeah, probably not him that did this. Yeah, it's. That's a bad look. It's a bad look. When you have to Astroturf social media. Just cut the segment entirely.

Or just, like, create. Don't even put, like, create a fake, like app that you're posting it from. There's a million. There's a million social media apps. You can just be like, this person said this.

Like, what?

Who knows? What is Twitter TikTok like, where they said it from?

What Mohammed bin Salman should do is just literally pay people to tweet about Hank. Anyone to tweet about Hank. You just schedule one right now.

Yeah, you let.

Like, loving the action.

Yeah, you let. You let live down, because you. Hank. Hank. People don't know this about Hank. He loves live so much. We'll be sitting in the gambling cave, and he'll make someone change the tv, and they'll just be like, oh, there's a tournament going on in the middle. Like, we were watching horse. What were we watching on Thursday? Oh, we were watching. We were watching game six. Nick sis six ers, and all of a sudden, it looked like a video game popped up on the tv. It was Hank watching live golf.

Yeah, we've got six tvs. If it's on them, I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw it on.

He actually did that. He took off Bruins Leafs game six because he wanted.

And was. He wanted that to be a lot.

I just wanted to be a loss.

He didn't want to see them win.

That was put on live.

Yeah.

So you.

You should really, really consider tweeting about Liv and get that bag, Hank.

It all worked out in the end.

You see Phil Mickelson's threat that he has.

No.

He's pretty much on behalf of everybody else that's on the live tour. Phil Mickelson is threatening a boycott of major tournaments if they don't go ahead and make exemptions for the best players on the live tour. Those exempt, they're running out. So, if you won a PGA championship three years ago, that doesn't necessarily last for life. I don't know what the different rules are for specific majors, but feels like, what would it look like if just none of us showed up at the next one and all protested? I don't think that Phil ran that by everybody else. I think that's just Phil shooting from.

The hip Carl Anthony, big three vibes.

Yeah.

He's like, yeah, me, Brooks, me, Brooks Bryson, Rom. We're just not going to show up. All of us.

Can you imagine? You couldn't even call that a championship.

I mean, he's trying to make something.

Happen now without Lefty.

I think Phil is just because he. He had the whole live controversy a couple years ago. He's just looking for his next thing.

Well, he's just.

He kind of enjoyed being the bad guy, right? And he's like, yeah, I'll be a fucking bad guy.

Like, he bought the leather jacket. He's what? What, is he gonna return that leather jacket? He's the bad guy.

He's bad guy. You can't go back. You can't face. Turn right.

Okay, slice it. Anything else from. From the sports weekend? It was a great, great sports weekend. It's an incredible sports weekend. I. Oh, I have a new who's back.

We are going to get to the roast of Tom Brady at the end. I. Yeah, I got another who's back, too.

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Okay. Hank, your who's back of the week?

My who's back the week is rap beef.

Yes.

Drake and Kendrick Lamar had a very busy weekend. Drake released a track, family matters. Friday night. Kendrick Lamar released diss track basically 30 minutes after.

Yeah, he gave him no time, instant response.

And then Kendrick did the the back to back and dropped another track the next day.

Calling him a pedophile, calling him a.

Pedophile, calling his whole crew pedophiles. A lot of bad stuff. Also said that he had an eleven year old daughter, which people are saying that Drake. Drake actually said it. Drake planted it.

Oh.

And basically caught him in a lie. Like, put that out there that he has an eleven year old daughter. Kendrick took the bait, said it.

But does Drake have any sort of receipt for that, that he planted? That you would think that if you're set it sort of like mastermind scheme that you would have like, here's the evidence of how I planted it right now.

I need, I need a. I need someone to battle rap, pft and talk about Chris.

Fuck that. Fuck, you don't want that smoke. I'll just put Chris on the track. I'll put Chris on the track and fucking destroy you. But with, with the pedophile thing on Friday night, when Kendrick responded, said, you've got an eleven year old daughter plus your pedophile. Then Drake just posted on Instagram, I'm definitely not the father of an eleven year old daughter. Did not address the. Did not address the big one.

Yeah, he also. Yeah, he said, and he put out a song tonight, the heart part six, where he said, if I was a pedophile, I'd have already been arrested. Which, you know, there's definitely pedophiles.

You never want to say, if I was.

No.

He spent like three quarters of the response just being like, I am not a pedophile. I'm so much not a pet. At one point I think he said, I'm too famous to be a pedophile.

Oh.

Which is. I don't know if Drake reads the news.

No.

If he's much of a news hound.

No.

And studies what happens in modern day politics and entertainment.

Yeah.

No. Famous pedophiles.

Yeah.

He also brought up Millie Bobby Brown by name, even though Kendrick hadn't. That's just like an Internet thing that.

Oh, so he.

Yeah.

Kind of said, like, it's weird. Like, your guys relationship is weird. What's going on here?

So. So Kendrick was like, you're a pedophile. And Drake was like, no, I'm not. I'm just friends. Millie Bobby Brown.

Right?

When she was 17, he was like, it's not. No, that wasn't pedophilia. I just liked her as a friend. Nothing happened.

I did see one guy who's Drake? Stan. Be like, all you idiots need to look up the age of consent in Canada. Which is good.

That's good. Good defense.

Don't do that.

Yeah.

That's one thing you don't want to Google.

What, are you planning vacation?

Don't do that. All right, so I have a question because I'm admittedly washed old, but I've seen everyone talking about it, and I've at least tried to keep up.

Also, it all said quickly before Drake, his first song he put out, Friday, had subtitles, which is great.

Oh, yeah.

For all. For all raps.

Is it?

I should just write letters back to each other. She just. They should just tweeted each other.

So when I know you're saying, Hank, because it does. It does take you some time to, like, listen back, back. Rehear every single line. Being able to read it in real time is definitely easier to understand all the, like, double entendres. But also, isn't that kind of a tryhard move to, like, spell out what you're saying so that people can read it.

I don't know.

Isn't half the fun, like, digging in on your own and listening back to it? Like, right. Spelling it out, that's great for people like me that like to listen to Drake on mute. Don't actually enjoy his music that much, but doing that feels like you're putting it like you're really rubbing it in everyone's face as opposed to letting people do the work for themselves.

As someone who does subtitles for every show I watch, I appreciate it.

What's up, Peaky Blinders? It's a diss track.

Well, but it's still hard to follow everything that's, for me personally, anything that that one line, the. You're trying to strike a coordinates. Probably a minor. A minor. That's pretty good.

That was good. That's good.

All right, so I have a question.

Who.

That's another chord.

I have a question for you. And anyone can answer this.

I.

So I've. I've tried to follow along. Tell me if this is the, like, too long, didn't read for people of my age and stupidity and also washed and not understanding this. Essentially, from what I understand, everyone or most people in the rap world kind of don't like Drake.

And.

And Kendrick Lamar is just the first craziest, most accomplished person to finally just say it out loud. And everyone's like, yeah, dude, we've been thinking this for a long time.

Well, it started with the.

The Metro boom in future album, right, which was basically just a diss album. And that was the first feature. That was the first Kendrick Lamar feature that kind of broke everything open. But, yeah, it seems like everyone's coming out. Rick Ross, all the rappers, right?

Like, it feels like Drake is losing this, even though they're obviously are diehard Drake fans, and be like, no, he's. He's doing great, but it. It feels like Kendrick Lamar is. Drake is responding to Kendrick Lamar, but Kendrick Lamar is. The way he's dropping these things is basically, he's speaking for a lot more people that just haven't said anything to Drake in a long time, which has to be the worst feeling ever to be like, someone's dropping a diss track at you, and it's essentially talking for a bunch of people being like, we've been saying this shit behind your back.

Yeah.

And now we're saying it out loud, and then Drake can only come back at Kendrick Lamar, but it's like, wait, does everyone hate me? That's got to suck.

I think Kendrick's, like, your favorite rapper's favorite rapper, right. And Drake is the thing that Drake always has over everybody is like, I'm way more successful. Right, in terms of money, in terms of charts, in terms of songs that are played in clubs that people listen to, Drake will always point to that. And again, I am very new to this, too, so I'm just beginning to wrap my head around the history of the two of these guys going back and forth. But I feel like anytime you make a song that's in response to somebody calling you a pedophile and your response is, nuh uh. I think you kind of lost.

Right.

And. And also, the smartest person, the real winner of this entire beef is J. Cole, because J. Cole was in it. And then he went on stage and he was like, no, I'm kind of a pussy, so I don't want to do this. And then everyone was like, this guy's.

A pussy, so he's my, he's my new goat.

He's the goat. Yeah, the goat for recognizing that he did not want to be anywhere involved in this.

Yes.

Is that, is my assessment accurate? Ish that, cuz so then if what I'm saying is somewhat accurate, how is, how is anyone saying that Drake is winning?

Just, just the Drake stands?

Because again, there can't be a worse feeling than having someone drop a diss track against you and essentially be like, the whole world is saying this, but I'm finally the guy who can say it because I have Kendrick Lamar has enough status, power crazy enough, all those things to finally say it. And everyone's like, yeah, he's right. You lost.

He lost.

It's basically everyone's like, everyone kind of hates you. And we're finally gonna say it.

Well, that sucks. The one, the one thing you can point to that Drake did flawless execution of on Friday night. He just kept calling him short.

Yeah, that's, that's that.

It's a good ball.

It's worse than pedophile.

You can't come back from your short because he has receipts of you being short.

Right.

They're called pictures.

Right.

And no matter what, I could, I could break somebody down and then if they just respond with, yeah, but you're short. I'm like, fuck yeah, how do you know? Yeah, and then you lose.

Kendrick should probably. So Drake faked an eleven year old so the Kendrick would talk about it. Kendrick should fake like, a murderer pedophilia so that he'll stop talking about him being short.

That's true. It's way more preferable.

Just keep it that way.

Yeah, you're a pedophile. Well, at least I'm not sure that's what Drake should have said.

Yeah.

What are you gonna save Max? I there, it's interesting. That's the thing that you, you took from that. What?

The short, obviously I'm joking about the short thing.

Okay.

I just wanted to make sure it.

Does hurt, but you can always.

We don't actually think being short isn't being a pedophile. Max is your first show.

Max. No. Okay.

All right. So how does this end?

Somebody's gotta die.

Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna die. Knock on wood.

I knocked on it for you.

I feel like Kendrick's gonna release another song, and it's probably gonna be even.

More shit that people don't like about Drake.

I hope he keeps doing it. I hope this is now Kendrick Lamar's entire career where he's like, every week he has a new song about Drake being a pedophile.

Is this going to, like, affect Drake's legacy future? It feels like we're getting to the point where people are turning on him again, I'm very much not in the know, but just, like, reading a little bit of the tea leaves, people are coming out and being like, yeah. What he's saying. Everyone has thought this for a long time.

Yeah.

But he lost, you know, pusha t. Pusha t bodied him too, back in the day, and that didn't really affect.

So if he just keeps doing, putting out music.

Yeah.

Still gonna be the biggest guy.

He's getting an eight pack. He's gonna have even better abs.

He's just not abs. Many features.

He's definitely walking around his house right now. Not happening. No. Very upset.

Yeah.

And it feels like Kendricks walking around his house being like, I've got him.

Got him, got him.

Well, Drake's whole thing is that Kendrick's manager is actually the father of his child. So that's probably not the best.

Oh, that one hurts. That hurts. Yeah, yeah, that definitely hurts.

But you can also just lie. That's what's great about rap beefs is you can just make something up and you say it. Then everyone's like, oh, shit, that's not his kid.

Okay. That would be wild if Drake hit it. Cause that, that was the last. Was the push t one when Drake's first child hiding a child.

Adonis.

Got it, man.

So that's PMT. Gets beefy with it.

Yeah.

Also tough.

Yeah.

The one of Kendrick's distracts was just, like an entire verse. Talking to his child being like, your dad's piece of shit.

Damn.

Like, I'm sorry your dad is your dad.

Yeah, I think there were multiple verses.

Yeah, yeah.

It was like, sorry, kid. One was kid. And then one was to his mom being like, I'm sorry that your son sucks.

Oh, my God.

It was pretty bad. Again, J. Cole, winner.

Yeah, winner. And I think I'm going to say Kendrick Lamar is winning right now for sure.

Yeah, yeah. I think in the song he put out that Drake put out on Friday, he said, like, this will be my last response because I'm going on vacation. So pretty much, like, out of office. Oh, this most recent one was like an out of office reply that he sent.

Yeah.

In the last one, didn't he say, like, are we done yet?

Yeah, we done. I think this is over. I think we can all agree we both won't.

Yeah.

Co winners. Drake's just waiting for someone to break this fight up.

I mean, the, the COVID art that he had on the most recent one, which is just a picture of Drake's house with all the sex offender tags.

Yeah.

You're on the sex offender registry. Looking at it.

That's tough.

It's pretty bad.

Okay.

Pretty bad.

All right, well, thank you, Hank. Appreciate it. Pft, your who's back?

Who's back? The week is baby Gronk.

Oh, yeah.

Because he released his top 30 teams that he might go to. I don't know if he has any actual offers. I'm going to guess that he doesn't.

Right.

He had 32.

It's probably way more than 30.

Yeah, like six.

So we narrowed it down from 60 to 30. And it's just every good football team out there. So baby Gronk's dad wants to know where you think baby Gronk is going to go. I could see him just, I could see baby Gronk going to like an Alabama or a Georgia or a Texas, but his dad just like, pays for his tuition and then he tells his son to try to walk on. And then it's like baby Gronk's first practice.

Yeah.

And he never actually plays football.

Yeah.

He just shows up and he's like, baby gronk giving, giving water to the tight ends.

I like Georgia Tech. Made it on there. That's a big dub for George.

You got to throw a couple in there. I was actually expecting like a Vandy. Yeah, you always got to throw Vandy in there. Maybe his grades are good enough.

Yeah, but besides that. Yeah, it seems like Georgia Tech, big, big win for South Carolina being featured on this list.

Okay.

That's pretty cool. Michigan State.

Yep.

That's good for that program. I mean, if you're, if you're Georgia Tech, you should probably offer baby Gronk a contract.

Yeah, why not, right?

Like, that's probably going to be the one that he chooses.

One of. We have one likes a school should offer him right now.

Nebraska is on there.

That's good. Probably be like, that's worth a couple.

That's my guy.

Yeah.

All right, my. Who's back? The week is baseball umps back again? We had on Saturday the White Sox and the Cardinals played through. They had a three hour rain delay to come back for the bottom of the 10th, bases loaded, two outs, and the ump saw four pitches, including a strike three called the end of the game. That was not a strike and was essentially like, I want to get the fuck out of here. But they waited 3 hours for the ump to do that. Umps rule.

Um, sir.

Awesome.

Umps rule there.

They've had a banner year in umpiring so far. They really have the fast ejections.

They're back. They're all the way back.

Aaron Boone getting kicked out for something a fan said.

Yeah.

Angel Cabrera. Just doing angel Cabrera things non stop.

Yeah.

Hernandez.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Cabrera's golfer. I always, I always screw that one up.

CB Buckner was the name of this, uh, yeah. Was this ump. It ruled. Uh, Jake, your who's back of the week.

My who's back of the week is JJ Watt. He's hinting at a possible return. He said at his charity softball game, I told D'Amico last year, don't call unless you absolutely need it, but if you ever do call, I'll be there. I knows not to call unless he absolutely needs it, but this is the last year.

I'll tell him that.

Do you think they absolutely needed it against the Ravens?

Maybe.

Maybe didn't get the call. Then I don't know what's going. Maybe if, like, Will Anderson gets hurt, they call JJ and he comes in halfway through the season.

I don't know if I like this, because it's like he's basically saying that, don't call unless I can be the hero.

Yeah.

If you need. If you need somebody to save you, you reach out. JJ hasn't played in a while. I don't think he's going to be.

That good in defense of JJ. So I don't really love the, like, oh, I'll do it only if I'm the hero here, but if I were a JJ Watt or Tom Brady, I would definitely spend three or four years hinting at comebacks because that's fun.

He said that this is the last year he's going to train to be in shape like that.

That's fun, though, to just be like, wow. I could, you know, just so that people could tell, like, it's a. It's an egocentric move, but I think. I think you kind of have to do it if you're that good.

He should have done it with the Steelers last year, building for TJ.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So he might come back to the Texans.

I guess so.

Maybe.

What if, what if it's just for literally a one day contract.

Yeah.

Retire. Retire as a texan.

It would rock, though, if he came back for a playoff game and, like, had three sacks.

Wow.

Then Revell wouldn't have done that thing for his last game. Oh, that's true.

Oh, yeah.

Cut off all the special needs kids.

Good point.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, good. Who's back? Let's. Let's do our interviews. We got biz talking hockey, and then we have our great friend Jerry O'Connell, who. I mean, you just have to listen because it was all time Jerry O'Connell talking.

Bing bong.

Bing bong.

A lot of ping bong. Before we do that, PFD, you have a couple ads.

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Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite guests, recurring.

Guys, you hesitate when you said it?

I was gonna say good friend or, like, best friend, but I did that for Jerry O'Connell, who's coming on after you, so that felt redundant. It is late. Biz is for people who say biz doesn't work. It's 1140, where he is right now. He just got finished doing game seven. Tnt.

Yes. Tits behind the Dallas stars. Head coach all night, you guys.

Yeah.

Some hawker.

Those are cities. Yeah, those are. Those are nice tits. And then you did chicklets go listen to chiclets? And now you're. You're. You're doing this with us. I guess I wanted to start with your wonder wall, Jacob Wall.

Because, after all, you're my Joseph.

Joseph. Yeah. Sorry. Do you think you cursed the Leafs singing that song before game seven and then having him not play in game seven? And also, how are you feeling as a Leafs fan yet again? You look like a fool. And your season, it just evaporates in the most embarrassing, sad fashion.

Yes. I feel like I cursed them. I feel like I'm a mush. I feel like I should separate myself from the team, and then maybe they'll have some success. But now I say that they haven't had much success for a very, very, very long time, including against the Boston Bruins, who they haven't beat in a playoff series since 1959. It's crazy because Toronto is also the most valuable franchise. So not to say they can just go spend more money on the cap, but they have all these resources and tor and try to make themselves better, and they just haven't been able to find a way to do it. And they're cursed.

Yeah.

And the goalie getting hurt, did he actually get hurt in the last .1 second of game six?

They haven't came out and announced it, but I would assume that's where he injured himself, which is crazy, because, like, what if they don't go up to nothing? Then maybe they don't get sloppy in the last 15 seconds to allow an easy backdoor play, and then maybe he's not sprawling out to try to preserve the shutout. Well, in that case, he still would have, but I don't think they would have been, as lazadaisical is the word.

Yep, that is the word.

It was six on five in the dying minute, and it felt like they were kind of fucking around a little bit because William Nylander had made it to nothing. Whereas if it was one nothing, you. You have to bear it out. You gotta block shots and stand the lane where there probably would have been a defenseman there. So just the fact that they went up two and then broke down defensively on the six on five, he has to sprawl out. He must have pulled something. Not a word was talked about this, by the way. And then all of a sudden, an hour and a half before puck drop murals comes in, our group text and says, walls not playing. I just heard from an agent that he pulled something and got injured in game six. And I'm like, shut the fuck up, Mur. You stir in the pot. So he was pretty adamant about it. So I took to Twitter and I said, I just heard the worst fucking rumor going, but I'm not even going to give it the oxygen just to kind of stir it up a little bit while all of a sudden all these insiders start texting me, they're like, you heard about wall?

And I'm like, they just haven't dropped the bomb yet because they haven't gotten the clearance. So as soon as they come out for warmup, is the first guy would have been Samsonov, where people better be like, fuck is Joseph Wall? Why isn't wall walking out of the tunnel? But now, because I'm tweeting all that, they probably got pressure. And then Elliot Friedman finally drops the bomb that all three goalies were on the first bus for the Toronto Maple Leafs to dress and potentially take warm up. So the minute that that hit the airways, all of a sudden it just. People became aware that they're starting goalie who played out of his mind and who has ice in his veins, was not going to play game seven after that fucking sprawl out where the shutout was broke with 0.01 second left.

Yes.

How long we're talking here? But considering game seven played out the way it did, it wasn't a goaltending issue. It was the fucking one. Big dog in particular, in my opinion, laying a big egg, who makes $11 million. And then obviously, all the other fucking soap opera bullshit that went on through the first round with the Toronto Maples. They. William Nylander, who is 100 point player for the Toronto Maple Leafs, plays all 82 games coming into playoffs. All of a sudden, he's not available for game one. He missed the first three games of the series because I guess he got, like, hit a certain way and he was dealing with, like, migraines and shit. He couldn't see properly. So the fact that he didn't sit out the last couple games after what had happened, had happened just to be cautious, right. Played the full 82. He was also trying to get his hundred point. He ended up with 99. And also Austin Matthews was on the 70 goal chase, which hasn't happened in how many other years. So I felt like some of the. Maybe the personal achievements were taking priority, which you don't want anyway.

They lose William Nylander first three games, and then all of a sudden he's back. Game four. All right, awesome. Marner's been playing like shit. He's going to fucking wake up. We got Willie back. We got Austin Matthews, obviously. And then halfway through that game, Austin Matthews down the tunnel. There are the 69 goal score. Giggity. This whole season is now down the tunnel. And then he misses the next two games. Because I think that he ended up. They haven't came out with it yet, but it looked like he fell down with. With McAvoy and probably a first or second degree MCL knee sprain. So he ended up playing game seven, but he came through with a big assist. William Nylander got the goal. When William Nylander played, he played great, but Mitch Marner didn't show up. He makes too much money. I think he's gone, and I think that there might let the coach go. So I know I just went long winded about this shit show, but they should have. I think if they're fully healthy the whole series, they win it, and now it's just going to be a. It's going to be a fucking gong show.

And you talked about the 20 lead. It's interesting because we've always said on the show, to nothing. Most dangerous lead in hockey. That's what you always say growing up.

I heard, I think, weeks.

He said this.

He said that three to one was actually the most dangerous lead. So in your opinion, what's worse?

Well, I'm. You motherfucker. You're trying to trick me.

No, no.

Two goals.

You're.

Now you're trying to say is like a two nothing lead better than having a three one lead.

Yeah.

Which. Which is the most?

They're both two goals. I thought you were trying to fuck with me. There's. I would probably say the three one because the other team already has a cookie. Like, maybe their offensive player already got one, so they're feeling it.

Whereas.

Yeah, 20. Like, everybody's dry. Nobody's got any confidence built up. So I like the three. The three one.

Yeah. Yeah.

The three one is a worse lead to have.

Okay, so what, last thing on the Leafs, because I want to talk about some other series. And we have the second round now fully set. What? Like, do you. Just. As a Leafs fan, you just expect this every year? Like, is there any fix? Is there ever going to be a different outcome?

Yeah, I think that. I think they have to build for. For hockey playoffs. Any team that's in the playoffs right now, big cat, you look at, like, how their back ends built and you know how deep their forward lines are. Like, at the end of the day, buddy, I don't know if there's, like, a soccer team or a basketball team to compare it to, but we're in a hard cap system, and they got four guys who are making a lot of fucking money, right? And one of them is John Tavares. He was the captain they brought back and got back from the Islanders.

Remember?

That was. That was big.

Yeah.

He's sleeping in the. In the Maple Leafs bed.

Yeah, that was a picture that came out. But he's from Toronto. We want to play for the Leafs. And he didn't tell the Islanders at the end of his contract that he wanted to move on, he's like, no. And they assumed he was going to stay. Long story short, they signed him as a free agent, and he's making $11 million, I think, on a Stanley cup team. He's a third line center, so they got these four guys making half of what the cap is, and, buddy, they. How many times do you think they scored three goals this series? And they're known as this offensive team with these fucking offensive powerhouses, right? Hockey. Hockey gets hard in playoffs. You need that money to spend on big, big defensemen who are going to fucking hold. Got hold people away from your net. It's a physical game, and these guys fizzle out every fucking time. Come playoffs, one fucking power play goal, big cat.

That's crazy.

In 23 to 25 chances.

The Oilers. The Oilers do that? Rolling out of bed, bro.

The fucking Oilers could send four guys out there and have a better power play. The Oilers, over the first round series against the LA Kings the last three years, have had a 50% power play.

That's insane.

50% clip rate. Best power. Best power playoff. Our best playoff power play we've ever seen.

That's insane. So lethal.

Lethal.

So, all right, so talk about it.

You got Shaq Hymen, the net front guy in the power play for the Oilers. Shaq hymen, baby.

The. The other game seven we watch, and I gave you guys credit earlier in the show that we just taped because you and wit said this. They're like, the Knights and the Stars could both win the Stanley cup, but they have to play each other in the first round. It's going to be a war, and it was a war. It looked like it was going to be easy for the Knights, and it was a war, and the stars end up winning. So two, two questions. One is, how is this going to be like for the stars in the next round? Was that a beat up series where it's going to be tough against a team like the Avalanche? And then I also want you to explain to us your rivalry with the glass banger.

All right, let's go into the hockey first, and then we'll talk about glass.

I love it.

Dallas.

Yes.

That's going to take a lot of wind out of their sails. That was a big boy series. Both teams built to win the Stanley cup, and then Vegas even loaded up at the deadline. I call them the cap circumcisers, because that mark Stone, their captain, who's an unreal playoff player, he's their heart and soul guy. Good 200 foot game crafty in front of the net, where the going to the net front and taking punishment. That's where you're going to score your goals come playoff time.

He's.

The last three years went on long term IR. So then that money doesn't count against the cap for the end of the season. So they're able to go make these deadline moves to add these big pieces. So, by the time the playoffs roll around, they got like 100 to over $100 million in cap money on the ice. But because they snuck them in with the ltir money anyway, they found a way to manipulate the system. And it just so happens that Mark Stone ended up getting injured on the same time the last few years. And then, boom, game one, he's ready to go for playoffs. So, anyway, so Dallas had to go up against these guys who ended up getting the 8th seed. Dallas had home ice. They dropped the first two games of the series to the defending Stanley cup champions, who are built like a wagon. They go on the road.

They.

And then they ended up winning the next three. So, at the end of the day, they had to fucking power through this very physical series, where it was hard to get to the net front, hard to create anything. And they. They found a way to grind through it with a few young studs in their lineup, the stank hoven kid. And then I think a superstar has been born in Wyatt Johnson. He's just this young kid on an entry level contract. And I think that he helped them pull through the series. He ended up getting a clutch one in game seven, but now they got to go face Colorado. I got Dallas in seven again. But that's why I don't think Dallas, who's a Stanley cup team, can get to the finals, because they got to go through the juggernaut, which was the Vegas Gold Knights. They squeak one out, two one in game seven. Now they got to go against the high flying offense of the Colorado avalanche, whose third line is playing unbelievable. Their goaltenders figured out they got an awesome back end with Kale Makar, the modern day Bobby Orr, and then Nathan McKinnon.

This guy is a. He's worth the price of admission, boys. I think that he just as exciting to watch as McDavid. And anytime they're on the ice, even if you don't know the game, you're like, that guy's just better than everyone. Why does he just kind of take it from his own end and go to the other end and just do whatever the fuck he wants? And it's. It's going to be an unreal series against Dallas, well earned, who are built strong in every position. They're deep, but that's going to. It's going to be a wagon of a series. Two.

What about the glassbanger, though?

He's just this obnoxious fan who, when the play is in the end, like there he was on ESPN, he has a saying, a sign. That's a big white sign that says bang on it. And he holds it up against the glass and he stands up and he's in a full white suit. And if the play comes near him, he'll start fucking body checking the glass, and he bangs on the glass. And there's other people behind him in the section that are trying to enjoy the game. And every time it's going on, he's making it about him. He's the gly.

He's a pigeon.

He's. It's pigeon behavior. Like, the fans around him don't like it. And then he brings a hooker to every game. Last game he brought game five. I think he brought a girl. Nine K. He said he spent.

I saw that.

We'll come on your podcast and talk about this.

We wouldn't.

We would never plate a guy that sits in the front row and brings prostitutes, makes all about himself.

That's not what this.

That's not a part of my take.

So that's why I'm going after him. But, you know, maybe they gain steam from him. You know, maybe he's that fan that they like and he's in the away goalie. Maybe he's distracting the away goalies.

Yeah.

So some people have strong opinions about him. Other people.

Uh uh.

You don't see my side of it, but. But, I don't know. It's just crazy to me. And.

Yeah, that day.

Yeah.

I mean, I love the rivalry.

You.

You go back and forth them. I just see it. It's just like, you know, you just. It's one of those things. You click on the tweets to see where it started, and you'll just go back, like ten tweets. You're like, they've been fighting all day.

Yeah.

There's allegations that I think you made that he doesn't actually pay for his tickets. Do we know about.

There's. Yeah, he's a trust fund baby, so there's old man seat. So is. He's spending all his old man money bringing prostitutes the game, spending nine k a pop. And, like. And then tweet me out pictures with her, like, with the middle finger in her mouth at me like after the game.

Honestly, I, I respect both sides in this beef.

It's a great rivalry. It is a great rivalry. All right, so now that we got it set, let's start with the west. We get the final four in the west. Who do you have coming out? And when, like, you, you watch every single game, you're, you're plugged in, you're on tv, you're doing a great job. What has been like the surprising x factor so far? You can name any of the four teams.

So I think that. I think that Dallas is going to come out of that series we just talked about with Colorado. And then I think that Edmonton is going to steamroll Vancouver, where Vancouver has lost their starting goal. Tedder Thatcher Demko, who's an all star. I talked to another goalie guy, Brian Boucher, and he compared him to the McDavid of goalies, of how big he is and how he can move so athletically. But he pulled something which I'm hearing was at the, in the last 10 seconds of a game where they'd already won. So kind of similar to what we just talked about. Joseph Wall, he's probably going to miss this next round. Maybe he's going to be back halfway through. Another one of Vancouver stars is not playing very well. He's kind of buckling under the pressure of playoffs, much like who I talked about on with the Leafs, and they just don't have enough weapons to go against Edmonton. Edmonton is a fuck. Their power play is ridiculous. They have a solid d. Their goaltender is very competent. But then their first two lines, like right now, they've separated Conor McDavid and Leon Dreisel.

And Dreisiedel is actually performing just as good as McDavid. Like he's actually better in playoffs. Not only his numbers show that, but when you watch him out there, it's just sheer dominance. So they have two lines, two first lines right now going full head of steam, and Vancouver has only got one. And that other guy, it's been a disappearing act. And I also like their bottom two lines better than Vancouver. So just, I think it's going to be a five game series and then it's going to be McDavid against McKinnon again. Round two.

No, you said the stars are going to win or.

Sorry, if. If that ends up happening. Yeah, that ends up happening.

Yes. Sorry. Yes.

But now there's like I might. There's other people who are picking Colorado to win this, that series, right? Like they might even be like statistically favored in the series, but Dallas has home ice and that's why I went with Dallas in seven.

Yeah. Okay.

So, so Edmonton is the best chance for the cup to come home to Canada.

It is. And they also have, we talked about the punishment you take, especially going against the Niagara. Go against Vegas. Now, Colorado, they breezed by LA five games and I think they're going to do five games against Vancouver. Way easier matchup than any of those two other teams.

They'll be rest.

Yeah.

And then I just think, I think that.

Oh, your, your mic just went out. Wait, no, I heard it, too.

Yeah, I'm back.

Yeah, back. You're back. We'll keep that in. That just shows how gritty you are right now.

But because of that path and I think that, yeah, Edmonton moves on. I think that's awesome for, for Canada and that, that easy path helps.

Yeah.

And then out of the east, the Rangers look like they're unstoppable right now. I don't know how much of it was the cap stinking in the first round, but game one against Carolina, they look, their power play looks just as good as Edmonton. They look like it's insane. I think they scored in like 10 seconds on a power play today. It just seemed too easy for them.

Like, yeah, nice set plays. Their power play was, and penalty kill were lethal all season. I want to say they were top five in both categories. And Laviolette has really taught them how to, to adapt to what the game is and to be way better defensively where they outnumber you on pucks. They got big outside of Adam Fox, who's a stud. He's like a little magician out there. He helps run their power play like he's a power play. One guy, and when the puck goes to him at the point, it doesn't go to die. It goes to another quality play being made. The other five guys are just these big brutes, kind of like we talked about with Vegas, with Dallas, with like, Florida, who's a juggernaut, too. They can box you out of the netfront. Let Shasturkin see his business. And if shasturkin seeing it, he's stopping it and he's out of his mind in his own right. He's one of the best goalies in the world. This russian kid, Igor shasturkin, they love him. Yeah.

So they're not Fugazi this year is what you're saying.

They're not. No, no. They're the ferials.

He's.

I think they're gonna be Carolina in six games. And they're. Yeah, like we talked about, their power, their offensive movement is really nice and it matches well and bodes well against Carolina. Who they're playing against, who they play man on man defense. One of the only teams in league, if not the only team to play true man on man. So basically you get in the D zone and you lock up with your guy. So they're, all of them are so athletic and they're long and they're good with their sticks and they're all, they all time themselves properly with the other guys. They, they are so good in their D zone. They allowed a league low 20 average, 26 shots against per game. Unreal. PK.

But.

But the way that the New York Rangers move and how they kind of set pick plays and they're able to create separation and skillful enough where they can make a move and beat a guy, I think that that plays well against the Carolina Hurricane. So they got him in a lot of different areas. Power play, their penalty kill, which scored two goals in itself against your fucking capitals, that AHL team. And they just have everything going for them. I think that they're a stronger team and they got bigger weapons. And Carolina's got a win game too.

Yeah.

Not because they already, they already dropped game one.

Yep.

And, and also Anderson led in that shaky goal. So the goaltending edge definitely goes to the Rangers and then going to that other series if you guys want to transfer over.

Yeah.

Long series for Boston. Florida is built to win a Stanley cup. They got goaltending their deer. Awesome. They're deep. They got unreal scoring. And, and they're physical too. So I think they're. They'll probably beat up on Boston. I actually had it going to seven just to give Boston the credit, but Boston just not deep enough down the middle. They got Charlie Coyle and Nazaka. None of them had a goal in the first series. And Max Domi got put at center ice and he was fucking beating them on draws like crazy. So the centerman for I. For Florida, I think will eat those guys up and.

Yeah.

And then it would be Florida. Florida against New York. I got Florida and I don't need to go into why.

Wow.

Okay.

I like.

What about, what about the Stanley cup?

So I think that it will be Edmonton, Florida. That would be my guess.

That's the longest. Is that the longest flight?

Canucks, probably.

Yeah, Canucks. Canucks.

But Edmonton have to go. Well, we shouldn't do geography with you.

No, don't do that. Is Florida the South Florida is the south, boys?

Okay.

I think Florida's. I think Florida is just Florida.

Is Vancouver the south?

No, Vancouver is. That's Pacific Northwest.

But it's the south of Canada.

Nah.

Yeah, I think literally on the border.

As far as. Well, Toronto is probably.

All of it's on the border.

Yeah.

There's no northerners in Canada.

Right? Are you being serious? That was kind of a biz comment, big cat.

Well, I mean, Edmonton and Calgary aren't.

So I live in the summer. Like, I'll eventually retire in Victoria, and that's actually crosses over. So I'd be curious to know if Victoria is the lowest point of Canada. Wait, so you consider it the southern tip?

Is that. Is it just all NHL players?

There are Jamie Benz from there who plays for the Dallas Stars. Tyson Barry is from there.

Speaker zero.

No, but I'm saying, like, in the summer, like, is it just everyone goes there?

No, Vancouver would be more of the hotspot. God, that's where I do hang out more of my time now. But Victoria will be where I retire.

Got it.

Quieter pace. I got the golf club there. I'm a pretty simple guy.

Well, like, in NBA terms, when a team gets bounced, it's like, okay, Cancun on three. See you guys. See you guys in Mexico.

That's what we used to do. We used to go on an end of the year trip. All the single guys. It was awesome.

Was it Cancun?

No, I've never been to Cancun. I do a cabo. Yeah, was one. Yeah, I like going there. It was a quick flight. Vegas was kind of my spot because it was Phoenix, Vegas, and I was in my Vegas days. I was obnoxious. Still am, but. But really obnoxious.

Yeah.

Going to clubs and, like, doing bottle service and all that shit. I guess. I guess all kids maybe do at least this time it. Or in this stage, that stage in their life.

Yeah, you. You're. You're busy guys, so we understand. You probably aren't listening to PMT right now, but we did have jans on. On Friday.

He's the best.

Would you like to talk about a.

Story he told about the one where I went and met the girl and she had the boyfriend there?

Yeah.

Yeah. What happened?

I mean, I hope I could do it justice, retelling it. Um, I did. I did so in the pot, like, a lot of this time, I'm trying to process it and I got to talk about it, like, the next day where I'm like, yo, I just went to, like, have a drink. With a girl. And next thing you know, I thought, like, maybe her fucking boyfriend was gonna have a gun to my head. You know? Like, you're just trying to go through every scenario in your brain. So I'd been like, I followed this girl on Instagram, and we'd been talking a little bit, and we exchanged numbers, and we've been communicating for six months. Nothing back and forth. I'm a horrible text to begin with, but kind of like, hey, I might be coming to Florida soon. Let's get together and like, okay, cool. I think we'd facetimed a couple times. So, like, you know, you kind of run it through your crazy text. She wasn't hitting me up all the time either. Like, she wasn't respond. Like, she would never be like, you're not paying attention to me. So anyway, six months to go by.

I finally go down there to film handling business, a show that was TNT. Yeah, fun. And I get to hang out with yands. We get to do it with Matthew Kachuk. And I was. I was gonna invite her to dinner, but I didn't. And I told them about, ah, no, she's not gonna come, but I want to go meet her later for a drink. So finally she's like, okay, here. Here's the pin drop. I'm at the tin roof, and after I was done having dinner with them, I went and met this girl. And I walked in, didn't see her at first. I go to the bathroom. I come back over, and I can see her at the bar. And I walk over, I say, hey, how you doing?

And then.

And then she's like, hand in hand with this guy. Like, I kind of didn't catch it as early as maybe I should have. And I was like, oh, hey. And you could tell the look on his face. I look back to. To her, I'm like, oh, like, is this your boyfriend? And she, no, no. And then, like, he walks away. We're getting a water. And I'm like, hey, like, you're just holding hands with the guy. Like, if it's your boyfriend, like, you know, all good. And she, no, no. So we go outside, I sit down, and I was like, hey, listen, you don't owe me anything. Like, if that's your boyfriend, like, we could all just chill and I can leave soon. And then she's like, no, no. He walks over, and I'm, like, kind of stunned again. And I'm like, is this your girlfriend? And he's like, yeah. And I'm like, oh. So they start kind of talking, and then we kind of start making small talk, and it's so uncomfortable. My heart's racing like crazy. And he walks away, and I'm like. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I'm like, it's pretty bizarre when one person's saying that you're dating and the other isn't like, what.

What am I getting myself into here? And then she goes, we're not dating. Like, and kind of starts making some excuse. And then, like, after a few more minutes, he walks back over. I get talking with the table beside me because I'm like, hi. And, like, this is an insane situation. And she, like, walks off with them. Yeah, just like. And then, like, I just kind of sat there and finished the rest of my joint and then walked out to get an Uber. And then as I'm waiting for my uber, they both walked by, and I was like, hand in hand, like, out of the bar, like, probably to go fuck. And I'm like, ace. All right, see you later, guys. Have a great night. Good meeting ya. And then just get in my cab and go home.

It might just be, like, a pinky thing that they have where she. She wants to make him jealous, so she hits biz up, and the next thing you know, the romance is rekindled.

That.

That's one theory. That's one theory.

Yeah.

Somebody said that maybe it was, like, one of those ones where the guy wants to be in the corner cranking it off while you're peeing off on his old lady.

And. And then.

And then, like, when the guy gets there, they call the audible or something.

Yeah, yeah, we don't want. Yeah, like, you didn't meet the swinger.

Yeah, yeah, he's a lot better looking on tv, and I could see the bulge in his pants, and I don't look impressed.

Then.

Then what were the other theories? Like, that I thought maybe that he had showed up, like, unbeknownst in the midst of my travel, where. Oh, she got jammed up. Or maybe he had to, like, find my phone or whatever.

Yeah, over.

And it's just like, oh, shit. Like, perfect storm. But, yeah, to my.

There were.

There were tons of theories going around about as to how I walked myself into this, but, like, I guess it's like, well, then don't go fucking meeting girls on.

On.

You know, on instagram.

Yeah, no, come on.

But.

But I don't. I don't go out a lot anymore. I got this Raya app fired up.

There's.

There's some good looking girls on there. But I just. You know why you laugh?

Because you talk about Ryan every time we hang out.

Yeah, well, and also, you have.

When did. When did we last hang out? When did we last talk about it?

You were talking about Rio last time.

You were in the office.

Yeah.

You like, are you probably. Ask me what you got. What you got going on? I'm probably like, all, later, I'm gonna meet up with a riot.

Yeah.

And you got me trying to do detective work for you.

Oh, my God. That girl got me going. The cheeks, miss cheeks.

Rough and rowdy screenshot of a rough and rowdy ring girl. He's like, find her for me. I was like, dude, I tried. I texted, I made a text. I was like, guys are.

You guys are co workers. Maybe you guys would have interrupted. What's up to sandy cheeks and cheeks.

If you're listening, biz would like to take you out on a date. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, but I was like that you the best, was you just like, she.

Win the competition of best ring?

I think she did, but then, like, three.

Three days was a joke. Was a joke.

Three days after you text me, out of the blue, you go, anything on this?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll give her half my shit.

Oh, fuck biz. You're the best. All right, I got one last question because it is late.

That's it.

I kind of, like, chat with you.

All right, we could keep chat.

I got.

I got other questions.

Yeah, let's keep chatting. I didn't want to.

Best ring girl. Who's the. Who's the goat? Ring girl for rough and rowdy.

I. Sandy cheese is up there.

She's. She's in the. She's on the Mount Rushmore.

Yeah.

Hot wheels is fought and been a ring girl.

Yeah. Who?

Hot wheels.

She does.

She does both. She's a ring girl. And then she fights and she beats the fuck out of people.

No shit. She just. We call those in hockey, this swiss army knives.

Yeah.

Fucking guy kills penalties. He plays power play.

Yeah.

I block shots. He wins the wall battles. He's guy does it all. The Swiss army knife.

Yeah, she's. No, she's the goat.

I want to ask you, though, about.

Body checking Shaq when you put him into the wall and in the TNT studio, did he know that was coming?

Yeah, Shaq Hyman knew that was coming. I told him, don't be skating through my neutral zone or I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna clog you up like the Dallas Stars are gonna clog you up.

Because I was impressed. When you checked him, he looked at you like, that was harder than I thought it was gonna be.

He said. He asked me go, hey, we're gonna do a little video here. And I said, you want me coming through the middle? Put you right through the gauntlet shot. I think that we broke a few studs in the wall, and then the ceiling started breaking. So he. He's a big man. I think Hank was in the. In the. In the shitter. He felt this big thing. He thought there was an earthquake. Earthquake at the studio.

What?

Uh, hey, uh, how pissed are people gonna be if the Blackhawks win the lottery on Tuesday night?

Oh, my God. I actually hope they do.

I do.

I love.

Like, I like the Patriots dynasty. Like, I loved how everybody was flank gate. Like, they. People lose it. Like, I have. Like, I don't care that much. I care more about the script writers in the NHL continuing to hit this out of the park, because there's been. It was an insane regular season for hockey, right? Like, the amount of. I think there was eight teams down the stretch fighting for the president's trophy. Like, all these crazy records that had not been broken or done in a while. Like Kucharov and McDavid hitting 100 assists. And then all the off. I shit. Like the fucking. Like, you name it. Every two weeks, there was something going on. We had it off. We kicked it off with the Babcock stuff. Meanwhile, unreal quote from Jim Montgomery after they won game seven, he said that he got a call from I forget who as I got pep talk, and then Babcock as well, to give him advice about how to go. Babcock was the coach who got fired.

Yeah, yeah.

And he used to coach the Leafs, so he must. They were on the phone. He was getting, like, intel. So I said, I go, well, I ended Babcock season, and then he helped end mine, so I guess we're even.

Yeah. Yeah.

Would you say is the best coach.

That'S still around in these playoffs?

Oh, God. It's a great question.

Great question.

Thank you.

You guys always ask great questions.

Thanks.

And I appreciate you guys allowing me to be long winded early about describing these teams.

Right.

Because I bet you a lot of your listeners don't know fuck all about hockey. So I try to get in the weeds about what we talk about, how. How they win and how to do it. Coaches Paul Maurice with Florida. He's like a fucking poet. Like, every time he hits the desk, it's like he just nails it. He's so well spoken. He knows how to, like, manage his group and he's a good puppeteer and he's good with challenging their mentals, like, challenging knowing what buttons to push and when and how to motivate the group and how to use the media to do so. I think Jim Montgomery is a great coach. I think it was wild to see such a good coach. I think as far as winning percentage in your first two seasons with a team, his might be the best ever with Boston and how much they like him and respect him in the locker room and how he's, you know, able. Able to motivate them. They lost their two best centers and still, like, almost won their division and finished with well over 100 points this year. But he almost cost it against the, like, he almost lost to the Leafs in that three one fashion again.

He could have easily just been fired next week where now he's off to the second round, but he's a good coach. Pete the boar, who just won for Dallas, is eight and o in game sevens. Stanley cup playoffs eight and. Oh, buddy, this guy is as cool as a cucumber. I actually lost to him in junior in the second round when I was playing with the Owen Sound attack. He went on to win, I believe, a couple OHL championships, but Memorial cup with Mike Richards as a captain with the Kitchener agers, and he's always had the same assistant coach spotter. So they've worked well together where they've gotten to the NHL. Here's another crazy fucking one for you. I want to say every game seven that the Vegas Golden Knights have been a part of, he's been involved in because he was with them when they first started, and then he got axed, which I thought was a bad call. They fired him too early, and then he was in San Jose. Or maybe he was in San Jose first. I might be getting the teams wrong, but he was involved against the series, against the Vegas Golden Knights, and then nowadays in Dallas, he was with them, against them again.

Wow.

But he's survived all these crazy game sevens and he's eight. No. And he's had some amazing groups, and he's just an unreal coach. He's just never won his cup. He's never got his cup.

So he's got it.

He's got to. I think. I feel like he deserves it. And I feel like, hey, it could be his year with that group that he has. Naw blocks a young coach who doesn't have any NHL experience with the Edmonton Oilers, but it was McDavid's junior coach so when all that drama was happening at the beginning of the year, all of a sudden they fire their coach and then they bring in his junior coach. Like it kind of put him in a bad spot where maybe he did have something to do with it and had a say in it, but he said that he didn't and, but everyone's like, oh yeah, the best player in the world junior coach gets hired with no NHL experience and you didn't. But since then he had the best record in the NHL to finish the season. And he's handled himself awesome with adjustments that he's made. So he's kind of this new young blood head coach, he said very LeBron of him. What do you mean?

I mean LeBron just like handpicks coaches. Like he'll get a coach fired and then bring in a new one.

I think that. I think their GM there. Oh God biz. Think of it. He was with the Detroit Red Wings forever.

You got this. Steve Iserman.

No, no, no. He's there now.

I know, I know.

Sergey Fedorov.

Mike Babcock.

Is it Ken Holland.

Ken Holland.

Oh, yeah.

So he won all those cups as a GM with. I'll tell you a cool story about asking what the Dallas scouts after, but he's over in Edmonton now because he's already formed these unbelievable groups and knows what it takes. So I feel like he's done a good job of picking McDavid's brain from an like, not too much like McDavid ain't running show but understanding what they need in order to win. Yeah, I think he's done a good job of of communicating with them. So he's done some of the trades and moves that he's made to like bringing over over Ekholm and how he's. He got Evander Cain who's a big piece. He's only making like, I think four and a half million bucks. It was a risk. Bringing him in brought in Corey Perry. So love him. But like this is all NHL drama shit where when he was having all of his success in Detroit, I think contract time came up for the Detroit scouting staff who had been pulling diamonds out of their ass in these late rounds where they were getting these generational players like Datsuka, Zetterberg. The list goes on of deep picks that they got that went on to be hall of Famers and generational talent where contract time was up.

And I don't think they paid him or they weren't given offering the scouts what they were worth based on how they were. They're finding them fucking gems, right? So, boom, they, they came back, I mean, think eventually with an offer and they said, too bad, too late. And he went over to doubt. They all went over to Dallas with Jim nil. And Dallas drafting is fucking unbelievable. They, they picked off Ottinger, Robinson and Haskin and the same fucking draft in the first, like 35 picks. They got fucking Wyatt Johnson. They got this stank Hovind kid.

Boom.

They don't fucking miss these guys. Thomas Harley, out of nowhere, I got. He's like a fifth round or boom, another one. All guys in their lineup. So I just love the behind the weeds. I don't, I don't dig for it. I'm just kind of like the goof who, like now because I got like the podcast people that kind of just open up and tell me these stories where I'm like, what? That's kind of crazy. Why wouldn't he just have paid them like he was picking them off all these gems? Like, now Jim Nill's getting all these treats where in a hard cap era, having guys on entry level deals making 900 grand, playing like Wyatt Johnson, that's how you win cups. Look at when Chicago did it, when they had Patty Kane and paves on. That's how they got their first one. Yeah, I think those guys were still on entry level.

Yeah.

And no, I mean, you're, what you're saying is like, it is the interesting part of sports, the, the construction of a championship team is awesome.

So many dynamics. It's crazy how hard it is to win.

Yeah.

And there's so many talented people in hockey, and that's what makes it awesome. And as far as all, all the other coaches to have gotten where they got to now, like, Rob Brindemore in Carolina, he, he won a Stanley cup as a player. And when I say that this guy didn't cheat the game, he, he won't even eat a carb. He's like the guy from Globo gym. He shows up every day from, like, in a military sense, he did as a player, and he does it as a coach. And he's instilled such a winning culture in Carolina that it bleeds through his players. It's wild how teams take on the identity of their coach. And I think that from what I'm hearing behind the scenes, Ron Francis, who I think he won a cup with in Carolina and who is like, he's a hall of famer. He went to Seattle. I heard that they were trying to pick him off because Carolina is known as a bit of a cheap organization and a head coach like Rob Brenda Moore would make five. Let's say Barube doesn't sign with the Leafs. I bet you they'd be prepared to pay him five and a half, 6 million a year.

Whoo.

So I heard that as a head coach, and they woo.

Woo. Yeah. Yeah.

Pay the scouts.

There was rumors that he was going to pick them off in Seattle, and I think those have been shot down because basically it's coming to a point where Carolina is going to hand over whatever he kind of wants, and they should. They'd be idiots not to. So the lit the list kind of goes on with these awesome head coaches.

Yeah. Yeah. And oh, oh, oh.

To Rick Talkett. Rick Talkett was on the panel with me with TNT. I can't forget my boy Rick Talkett. That was a shattered culture in Canuckland, and they have these. They had good pieces. So he got in there at the end of last year and turned them in from a non playoff team and figured out the issues and bringing in other major amazing coaches like Adam Foot, who won the Stanley cup with Colorado. He's his d coach. He's got Mike Yeoh there, who's been around a long time. He's got the Sadeen brothers helping out as well as Sergey Gonchar. So he assembled this awesome staff to come in and help work with all these players and fix all these problems, and they went on to win the Pacific division. Now they're off to the second round, but they're going up against McDavid and a juggernaut in the Oilers. I don't think they're going to beat him, but he did a masterful job in helping reestablish the culture as a head coach in such a short amount of time. And he's going to win the Jack Adams, in my opinion, and should how he went and fixed the problem to win a division that has Vegas in it and Edmonton in it.

Yeah.

So I think it was the second hardest division to win, and he, and he won it, and it's a reason that they got an easier opponent in the first round. And he did a great job in the first round as coach, and I think he's going to win coach of the year and forget my boy. And he's best boys with Wayne. Oh, and he helped kind of with the friendship and they extended their arms to me, and I feel forever indebted to be able to, like, work on the panel and get to have work with them and then hear all these incredible behind the scenes, crazy stories of how it all works and how it all worked in the past.

Yeah, biz.

What is a Canuck?

Well, they got it. They got the. It's like a whale on the crest, but I think, what lingo? It's just like a Canadian. Oh, there's a Canuck. He's a Canuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, can.

Although not to be insensitive to, like, aboriginal like, or what's the term? The problem?

Indigenous.

Indigenous community. It might be a word from their community because their logo does have an indigenous ties to it.

Got it.

I believe so. I don't want to. I don't want to get it dead wrong. That's more of a research question for Jake.

All right, last question, Biz, and you are the best 230 where you are right now. So row back. Question ra.

What, though? I'm so happy right now because I get to fly home for three days and I'm going to go see my dog Lloyd and get to unplug a little bit, man. Always. I mean, look at you guys. You're dialed in all the time.

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One.

Did witness podcast tonight?

Whit podcasted.

Okay, good, cuz he just had a baby today.

I was just gonna bring that up. Congratulations, man.

I just want to make sure he's hockey tough, cuz I podcasted the day my kids were born. Yeah.

I mean, yes, he's a beauty. He was unbelievable. He had good for energy, and he only had 2 hours of sleep. He's. He's a dog.

All right.

Dog like you, bud.

And then the last question. Um, we do a thing during the playoffs on this podcast. We have a period of the week. Do you have a nominee for period of the week? I would say the third period in the. In the least Bruins game. Seven was my period of the week. But you watched the most hockey.

I had overtime in that game.

You had overtime over time.

Period of the week.

So what's your period of the week?

As in what I thought the best period was.

Yeah, but best period in the entire week?

Yeah, I would probably say Boston Toronto, third period.

Okay. Scored.

It was.

Yeah, it was down to the wire. There was the most chances, I think, of any period. And yeah, it was good. Good hockey. And just so tense period. Yeah, all the drama leading in.

Yeah. Great.

Period of the week decided?

Yeah.

All right, well, biz, you're the best. We're gonna have you back on before the Stanley cup. You are the best. We love you so much.

I love you guys, too.

Enjoy your three days off.

The only part of the story I forgot to tell about that girl, though, is Sean Paul came on over the speaker, and I go, this guy is canadian. And she goes, no, he's not. And I go, yeah, he is. And then I leaned over to the table. That's how the table, the other table conversation started. And I said, hey, did you guys know Sean Paul was canadian? And they all shook their head and agreed with me, but he turns out he's jamaican. When she heard that, I think she decided, I don't think I'm gonna bang him, sweetie. And you're not gonna be cranking your cock off in the corner to him either. Let's get the fuck out of here. This guy's a deadbeat. All right, I love you guys.

All right, see you, Biz. Later, Biz. Enjoy your days off.

Have fun.

All right. Thanks, Paul.

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Enough for something completely different.

Okay, we now welcome on one of our best friends in the whole world. It is Jerry O'Connell. Very, very, very special guest. We tried to call you, Jerry, on Thursday night. You didn't pick up. So now we have you in your Knicks jersey in front of your. Mason.

Anthony Mason, rest in peace.

Anthony Mason, rest in peace. In front of your car. What kind of car is that?

This is a Delta 88. It's an Oldsmobile in 1966. This is how we roll in New York.

Bing bang. Yeah.

I just got a couple things I want to say to Maxie. Okay. Hey, Maxie. Tobias Harris had, like, two points down the stretch in every game.

Zero point rebound last game.

Then he had points.

Bing bong.

Casual. Six is. They're gonna want to trade Tobias Harris for one of those crumble cookies. How you feeling, Maxi? Big bang.

It was good.

When.

Big off season for the Sixers. Big offseason for the Sixers.

We're on to the off season. Jerry. Jerry is.

I'm trolling him. He's like my baby reindeer.

Bing bong.

Jerry. What? You're. You're calling us from New York City, right?

No, I'm actually. I came back. I was in New York yesterday.

Calabasas.

Yeah, I'm back home. I had to come back home, but I had to tell my wife that I had a work. Oh, man, a work zoom just came up to a park. This is, like, a mile away from my house. This is a park that I'm in. I had to come to a park. She was like a zoo. Like a work zoom on Sunday. And I was like, it's crazy. I missed it. I was in New York. Bing bong, Maxi.

Swear.

Jerry, did you put your jersey on?

Hey, Maxi. Hey, Maxi. Maxi, I want to say, way to go. And having bing doc. Big, big Dom not getting banned from Wells Fargo arena.

He was just there doing his job, protecting.

Protecting the new guys.

Cooper degene. Yeah, no, it was nice.

He didn't touch any.

He didn't touch any of the players. Way to go.

Probably should have.

Jerry, when you left your house today and this very important Zoom meeting Jersey on, on your way out, and you're like, sorry, babe.

No, no, I.

No, no, no.

I'll show you what I did. I wore this on the way out, and I snuck. I snuck the jersey in my pocket. Hey, sorry, about that 09:00 p.m. Start time there, Maxi. That was a little late. Maybe you should have had a couple sodas and stayed up.

I did watch the game. Yeah, a couple sodas kept me up.

Jerry, by the way, question. Question for you, Maxi. How many of those 2000 tickets ended up on the game time map for Knicks fans to find their seats? Bing bong.

Those were for first responders.

Those are for first responders.

Philadelphia.

Jerry, I.

We love first responders. We love first responders.

We love first responders. And also prayers to them all.

Even if they sell their tickets on the game time app. More power to them.

Yeah, first responders. Jerry. Jerry, you got to remember, first responders saved Mar Hamlin's life.

Facts.

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yes.

Absolutely.

Yeah.

Shout out to first responders, but also shout out to Maxi's villanova for being the entire New York Knicks squad.

Bing bong.

Jerry, I. Jerry, you mentioned hockey, Jerry.

Hockey, Jerry. Right. Hank Drake may has no footwork. Hank, he has no footwork.

Bing bong. Hanky.

Yeah, he's coming for you, Hank. He's coming for you. The pacers first. Yeah, Jerry. Jerry, you mentioned.

Let me ask you something. Maxi. Maxi. Hold on a second. Back to Maxi. If the owners give away 2000 tickets, does that like. Is that like, mess with the inflation, just like by dynamics or something?

Bing bomb.

First responders. First responders.

If you.

If you don't like the 2000 tickets.

You don't like first responders.

How'd that brick. And for chicken workout for you.

Bing bong.

Yeah, this is a raising Canes podcast.

Bing bong.

Raising cane.

Jerry, I. You mentioned game time. You mentioned raising canes. Nothing makes me laugh harder than Jerry O'Connell going harder for our sponsors than most of our employees. You were tweeting about DK Horse yesterday. I couldn't appreciate. I appreciate it so much.

You know, I gotta tell you, full, full disclosure. All awls and how is everybody? And Maxi, I do want to say that series could have gone anyway. I mean, it was like, down to the last couple seconds, and it was. Listen, as a Knicks fan, it really is quite shocking that we made it out. I mean, it's just not how it goes. We're like the Maple Leafs.

Congrats.

Cocky Hank.

Thank you.

We're like the Maple Leafs of the first round, so we don't even do it. But it's so funny about that DK horse app I mentioned earlier. I was in New York. My dad, who is a man of a particular age, loves the ponies, loves the horses. We've been to the Kentucky Derby a number of times. And yesterday, he was laid up in hospital, and we were watching the derby, and I got to tell you, man, being in awl, I was like, dad, there's this app called DK Horse, and we can bet this. And yesterday, he was laid up. This is not a joke. He was hooked up to a heart monitor, okay? And he won a couple of races. And you could see on the heart monitor as the horses were coming down the stretch, it was like. And that's why I posted that thing about DK horse at blood flow. By the way, DK Horse saved my father's life.

Yeah, that's a fact. That's a fact. It kept him going.

What I also love about you is how you always talk about if your team is playing against, like, hank's team or against Max's team. You're on the talk, and you do, like, a little sidebar to your audience, and you're like, everybody, say hi to Philly Mays.

Say hi to Max.

I'm curious to know how your audience reacts to that, because you're trying to hype them up for it. Do they know who Max is? And if not, do you explain it to him?

Okay, so a lot of awls will not know this because they don't have. What do they call it? Like, regular tv, like state. Like cable? What do you call regular tv?

Yeah, like cable.

Yeah, yeah.

Um, broadcast television, you know, unless you're Max. And then your DirecTV goes out with two minutes left in the game. In game six. Couldn't get any. Any points in the last two minutes that you couldn't get DirecTV. Bing bong Maxi.

No.

So no one knows what part of my take is or the fact that I'm on there. So when I shout out, Maximilian Gallenti and his sixers, they have no clue what I'm saying. I mean, it's like, it doesn't mean anything to them.

Yeah.

What?

Jerry.

When I congratulated Jerry on his hole in one, they were like, oh, your friend Jerry got a hole in one. They had no clue what I was talking.

Speaking of that show, can we talk through the yellow shirt?

I mean, when I worry. Yeah, I wore a. I wore a yellow shirt and I posted about it.

Did I?

What about the yellow shirt?

Well, it was just a. It was a really bad shirt. You're a good looking guy. What were you trying to do? Were you trying to maybe bring yourself down so us mortals can be like, oh, we could look like Jerry O'Connell if we just put on the worst yellow shirt possible.

Um, I, um, I have to have 150, I do 150 episodes a year, so I have to get, like, 150 shirts. And some of them I just order online. And when they come in, I mean, I'm just, I'm out of clean clothes, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

It was the color of like a, like a peep. Like a marshmallow peep.

Yeah.

Hey, Maxi, I see you. What's going on? You crying? Just like Nick Sirianni at the national anthem.

Bing bong. We're on the offseason.

It's going to be a big offseason. Jerry, are you, hey, question.

I got a question from Maxi. Bing, bong. Hey, Maxi. Coach Sirianni, he's not calling defense, he's not calling offense. What is his role?

Bing, bong.

He's going to be a leader of men.

We got to see what happens this year.

I'm back in on birds. Back in on the Sirianni train.

Leader of men.

Oh, by the way, oh, God. I didn't tag Max in that dove climb and posted that workout video of the Eagles. I mean, they look pretty good.

Yeah.

Strong speaker.

Zero.

Strong first team to lift in the offseason. Jerry, are you nervous at all about the Pacers? Because we really wanted to be. We want it to be you versus Hank, and we want you to come and watch a game with us.

I do. I'm very nervous about the Pacers. There's history there. I was actually, believe it or not, this is not a bit. I was at that Reggie Miller game, at the choke game, and it was a, it actually shaped me. It made me put sports in perspective. I was depressed for months after that, and still to this day, it's. It was like a traumatic experience. It was a nightmare. So, I mean, I gotta say, I think the Pacers actually, I know this is terrible to say as a Knicks fan, and Knicks fans are going to come for me, but I think we just get the yips when we're around them, you know? It's a bummer. It's like, it's like, it's like the sixes or the Phillies or the Eagles in the final game. Bing bong.

Yeah.

So, Jerry, you're not overlooking the Pacers.

What?

You're saying not only am I not overlooking the Pacers, hey, listen, guys, we've also come this far without Julius Randall. I mean, this is like, this is incredible. This has been a lot of fun. I'm not exciting. Time to be in New York, man. Rangers are clicking. It's like 94 all over again. But listen, you guys are also fans of franchises that have been through it. I don't get my hopes up. There's a great New York bar here in Los Angeles. I got to give it a shout out. It's called 33 taps. If you are a New York fan, you got to come to it. I've never seen. The only place I've seen more Knicks fans is at the garden itself. It was so electric to just be in a different town and go to your hometown bar. It's such a fun time. It's such a friendly vibe. There's no fighting or anything. It's great.

Are you kneeling in the dirt right now?

Yeah, I am.

I was getting a cramp in my legs because I was trying to show my car off, and I was squatting, and I got, like, a sick cramp in the back of my leg, in my. My meat flappers. What did you call them, Maxi? Bing bong. What you call them? Your meat curtains.

Big hate.

Big.

Big meaty clankers.

Big meaty clackers.

Yeah.

Jerry, were you at MSG?

You know what?

I gotta tell you something. Bing bong, friction. Boy, you should put it inside. It feels much better.

Bing bong. Yeah, put it in.

Feel those sugar walls. Enough with that friction bing bong match. Jerry, I see you.

Did you go to a game? Did you go to MSG?

No, I didn't.

I have kids. I have a wife. I mean, I can barely make this zoom. I had to lie about this zoom. I'm, like, hiding in a park. People probably think I'm a predator. It's. I'm kneeling on my hands and knees in a public park. He looks, like, uncomfortable.

I hope your wife has, like, a private detective that's falling around. She's like, I think he's lying about where he's going. Can you follow him and see what he's up to? And he's just parking his car at an angle in a park and then getting on his knees, screaming into a phone.

I think he's on. I think he's on onlyfans.

Yeah, you do look like you're doing a weird photo shoot right now by yourself. If you walked by, you'd be like, why is this guy doing a photo shoot with his car?

I'm an influencer in the wild. What else, Max? It was a good series, Max. I mean, I'm kind of ripping you. It really could have gone it either way. It was always down to the last couple of seconds. I will say this because my buddy Ryan, who's the boss, I don't know if you remember last time I was on here. He's a big boss, so we can't say his last name. Ryan did help me out with some of these Billy's facts. Um, the guy said, right when the guy from. Don't say what company he works for, don't, please. Like, I'm not even kidding, because I'm talking about, like, meat flappers and everything, and I don't want to coming back to him. He's, like, got stockholders to deal with and stuff, right. But, um, he's got a real job for a real place. Um, he, um.

He.

He helped me write some of these.

He's.

He's, like, such a huge Philly fan. And I got to tell you, I do have such respect for those Philly fans. They really. They're just such rider guys. They really are. I mean, it's an incredible talent to play for, which is why I got to tell you, which is why I think that Tobias really screwed you guys. I don't think he is really a good fit in Philadelphia at all.

He'll never play as a sixer ever again, so that's good.

Yeah.

Any. And he shouldn't. You know, it's pretty easy. If you play in a town like Philly and you show respect, the town will respect you back.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Even if you're going through tough times, and it. I believe it cost you the series with the Knicks personally.

Yeah.

You're not wrong.

You're not wrong, Jerry. So are you. How do you feel about the return of cocky, Hank? And it might be Nick's Celtics in the eastern conference final.

Yeah, he should be cocky. I mean, I know you guys are talking about the NBA, but this is a football podcast. Remember that. This is a football podcast, first and foremost. And Drake, May. I don't know. I wouldn't be too cocky with that footwork, Bing bong. Don't get too cocky, Hank. This is a football podcast.

He's right. He's right. All right, Jerry, I have one last question, because I know you got to go watch a movie with your.

Is it a robot question?

Robot question.

Roll back.

I know you got to go watch.

Rho b a c k r H o b A U K C E. Robec. However they spell it, by the way, of all your sponsors that I shout out that robot spelling. That's the weirdest. What's the deal with that bing bong robot?

The robot question. Hoback.com. Promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase cues as polo. So these joggers. I know. You have to go, like, a spelling bee. You have to go watch the Ryan Gosling movie with your supermodel wife.

I know.

And we don't.

Yes.

Yeah, you do have to go do that. But I had one question, and listen.

Not a former supermodel. Once a supermodel, always a supermodel. I don't want to hear any of that former supermodel stuff.

You said that to me.

Just to let you know how cool big cat is.

Everybody. He wrote that you're.

I said, I gotta go see this ride Gosling movie. I bought tickets and, like, my whole family's excited, and I have to go sit there and make like I'm into it. And then I lied and said I had a work zoom that I had to come do, but I said, I gotta go see this movie with my. He said, with your supermodel wife. And I wrote for supermodel. And Dan Katz. Dan. Big Cat wrote what supermodel. Always a supermodel. That really made me laugh.

That's facts. That's facts. Put some respect on our name. My last question is you. So we have a side. Text me. You and Pft. And you'll send us stuff that you see on Instagram. And the last, like, three or four things you've sent us on Instagram have been luxury condos in Chicago. Are you.

Oh, yeah.

Are you thinking about moving and maybe. Maybe joining powers? Maybe avengers? Like, you come to the office this every day.

Oh, man, I gotta tell you, um, it's just, uh, that Gold coast area of Chicago for some reason. It's in my algorithm right now. Uh, just like, um, anything going on with sixers or Drake maze footwork? Um, it just comes into my feed all the time. And some of those apartments look gorgeous. I mean, I would love it.

Yeah.

I mean, listen, I'm here in LA. Everybody else is leaving.

Yeah, they call it the Viagra triangle.

Yeah.

All right, well, we should. We should maybe just get you an apartment.

I want to apologize to the rest of the league and, like, Nick's fans just yelling bing bong all the time. It's so annoying.

No, but you guys haven't won anything in such a long time. Yeah, enjoy it.

I know.

We got another seven days of it.

Minute will be over. Trust me.

And then we'll be. And then we'll be humble Hank. Again.

Yeah.

Such a cramp on my leg.

Jerry, you're the best. Go and sleep. Go enjoy the movie. Put your shirt, put your civilian clothes back on. You're the best. And we'll, when it gets to Nick Celtics, we'll have you back on.

Yeah.

Thanks a lot. Good luck in the, um, postseason.

Hank you, too.

Bye, Jerry.

Bye, Jerry.

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Okay, let's wrap up with the Tom Brady roast on Netflix Sunday night. It was fantastic. I'll say that as a whole, it was fantastic. We, I think we talked about it on Thursday or Friday show, and I was like, the litmus test is will there be a karate instructor joke? And there was almost instantly by Kevin Hart. So it felt like it was truly like, no, nothing was held back. There was a lot of jokes about Giselle. There's a lot of jokes about his divorce, Alex Guerrero, all that stuff. Hank, from your perspective, how did you feel seeing all the guys back together? Even had the weird Robert Kraft Bill Belichick toast, which, if you notice, Belichick did not shake his hand out.

He didn't want any part of it.

He didn't want any part of it. I respected that. He didn't want any part of it. He had to go up there.

But he did.

He did the bare minimum. But tell us how, how did you feel?

I loved it. I thought it was, it was very funny. It was good to see, you know, the boys back together, having a good time, laughing with each other.

Gronk busting balls.

Belichick being there was great. I thought he actually did really well, considering, you know, he's Bill Belichick. He's not the, the most outgoing guy.

Garyus.

Yeah.

His, his joke about the, how it's the roast of Tom Brady. If you missed the roast of Bill Belichick, it was called the dynasty on apple tv, was great.

And Amendola, like, Amendola took some shots at him in the dynasty, and he made sure to get back at him being like, you know, you had 200 yards next year. 250 yards.

Yep. Yeah.

I think that's the reason bill showed up, was just to roast Danny Amendola.

That hurt him.

Yeah.

You could tell that hurt him.

Yeah.

Also, Gronk was awesome.

The best.

Gronk was awesome because Gronk very obviously wrote his own material.

Yeah.

Which is the most gronk thing ever. And all his material was like, Kevin Hart is here. He's gay. Julian, you're gay. Tom, you're gay too. Julian, you're really gay.

Member when Tom went to Tampa and then he had a 1300 miles dick to fuck Bill Belichick? Well, Julian spit on it. Yeah, Julian was, I was gay lubing.

It up because, Julian, you're really gay. And Tom, you are so gay.

And he also, Gronk just, I said afterwards I would pay money for an inside the NFL type show of just Gronk miked up throughout that entire roast. ISO cam on him because no one in the world has ever had a better, I don't know why I'm laughing, but I think this is funny face.

Yeah.

Rob Gronkowski, he would look around at.

Everybody while he was laughing to see if somebody was going to interpret the joke for him.

Right.

But he does seem like the best guy to go to a roast with ever.

Jules crushed it.

Jules was really good.

Yeah, Jules was awesome. Um, I thought Nikki Glaser was the best, because anytime you have a roast like the professional comedians, you could just see why they're professional comedians. Their delivery is just different. She was fantastic. I thought Ben Affleck was the weirdest and worst.

It was really strange. He was like, you. You fuckers at home have the nerve to comment on Tom Brady.

It was a Tom Brady roast, and he spent ten minutes yelling about, like, an anonymous bills fan.

Yeah.

It was so bizarre. I don't know what that was. He was, he was definitely the LVP roaster.

Surprised with no Bill Burr.

Yeah, Bill Burr would have been good.

He probably would have.

Would have been great.

Respected Tom too much to do it.

That was, that was the weird thing is like, there was a bunch of comedians there that didn't really have connection to. I know you have to fill it with comedians, but. Yeah, Bill Burr would have been great.

Yeah.

Tom Brady, I think, had the best joke of the night, though.

Which one?

Kim Kardashian in the row.

Yeah.

He's like, she's uncomfortable to be here.

Yeah.

Because her kids are at home with her dad.

Yeah.

And she was like, why the fuck did you say that? Yeah, that's a good joke.

Kind of looked. But she kind of.

She liked.

Yeah, she kind of was like, we're gonna fuck.

I also like how they just booed. They booed the fuck out.

Fuck out of there. Yeah, the. Yeah, Bledsoe was actually. Bledsoe was probably the best non comedian. Non Julian Edelman Roaster. Rose. Jules, we're going to give number one non comedian. I also, because he's Alex Guerrero line was good, too. I also.

Randy Moss.

Yeah, yeah, I also love the Bill Belichick got up there and for no reason just started roasting his offensive lineman.

Yeah.

Like they. No one was talking about Matt Light. And he was just like, let me get some in on Matt light.

He did a solid five.

It's like he just got back into coaching.

Yeah, it was great.

It was great.

Just like breaking down film.

You.

I had to tell you, shut the fuck up so many times.

Yeah.

I was surprised no one did a Willie McGuinness fight joke. That was weird. Yeah, they probably didn't want to get beat up.

I could actually see Tom Brady taking this as like, all the criticism, all the jokes to heart and being like, I fucking hate everybody now.

Yeah.

Like, I despise all you guys.

There was a couple moments where I was like, is he gonna. It felt uncomfortable in the room.

They made one Robert Kraft massage joke and Tom said, shut it down.

I don't. I don't know if that was a bit or if that was real.

I think I've been real.

Yeah.

Cuz they didn't make another one.

Yeah.

And. Yeah, there was a couple, there was a couple divorce jokes, though. Who did the one someone talked about karate instructor. I can't remember how it went, but.

It was beating your ass while eating your.

Yeah, baby. Eating your wife's ass. Yeah, that's right.

Like, that was Nikki Glaser, right?

Yeah, I think she was.

She fucking rocked.

And right off the bat, I think Kevin Hart, at the start, made the first karate instructor joke. He was like, yeah, you thought. Didn't think anything was weird when she's been a white belt for five years.

The. I'm just happy because it feels like roast might be back. Like, that was a legitimately very good roast. Yeah, it was a little long, and there was a couple people that probably didn't need to go up there, but for the most part, like, we watched the whole thing. We were laughing the whole time.

Yeah, it was good.

I thought it was very good. And hopefully roasts are back.

Roast her back.

I would have liked to see Eli come out instead of Payton. That would have been good.

There's a reason Nick Foles wasn't invited.

Yeah.

He hates Nick, folks.

He's about.

In the documentary, he probably told people, because any. Excuse me. Anytime they brought up the eagles, it was about the Eagles team. Nobody said Nick Foles.

Yeah.

Brady was like, there's two things you can't joke about. Robert Kraft's massage therapy, and then don't say the fucking words. Nick Foles.

Yeah.

And then someone did make some Philadelphia joke. I think Brady made some Philadelphia jokes at the end, and Max was just like, terrible. They were pretty funny. He didn't. You didn't get the one about Kevin Hart? Whatever. Yeah, it was a Kevin Hart joke. And Brady did a 911 joke.

He did, yeah.

It was a Drew Bledsoe joke, but it was.

Yeah.

Two jets hitting Bledsoe.

Yeah.

Which is that the whole reason Brady got in was because that game was delayed because of 911.

Yeah.

Restarted blood, so gets hurt. Now we have Tom Brady.

Yeah.

Bet you that was pretty cathartic for Drew blood, so.

Oh, yeah.

Just sit there and watch everyone roast him.

He was like. He was like, I fucking hate you.

Yeah.

Like, in your. Yeah, he probably does. Yeah, he really does hate him. So overall, pretty good.

That was great.

And fights, fights, fights. Was there.

What do you think about Tom Brady's look now?

Mmm.

You think he looks good?

He looks great.

He looks like the Fox graphics when they do the animations of the player, the cartoon ones, but he's that all the time.

Yeah, somebody put it perfectly. He looks like gay Tom Brady.

Yeah, it's a little weird.

I think it looks great.

Okay. I mean, yeah, it's a little weird. What?

I think it's pretty cool that about.

Half the roasters were. Have been on the show. Yeah, there were a lot. There are a lot of them.

I would have liked to meet Shane go up athletes. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Shame.

A ton of those guys. Shane would think Jules, obviously. Gronk. Willie.

We haven't had.

Ross never had ran Tom.

Yeah.

We need to get Randy. Well, we've had Randy Moss, the other.

We've had Randy Moss on the show.

Yes.

It would have been great if Randy Moss, our Randy moss, was there.

Yeah.

Drew, right?

Yeah.

Andrew Schultz.

Yep.

Yeah.

Dana.

Dana. Yeah.

Yeah, he did. He got his 60 seconds.

Peyton. Yeah.

Rich Eisen, who got rich. I definitely was like, make sure the cameras on me.

A lot of camera time.

Yeah. But, yeah. Good.

Good roast. Roast her back.

I'll have Kim on the show, too.

I will have Kim on the show as well.

Yeah.

We won't make any jokes about Kanye, but we. But maybe we will, because that was such a hot luck you gave Tom Brady.

We also might talk about Taylor Swift.

Yeah, that was a hot look.

It was.

She definitely was like, we're fucking later, and I'm gonna be angry about it. And I'd like to watch a lot.

Of OJ jokes, too. OJ caught a few strays.

Yeah.

And Aaron Hernandez.

Oh. Got roasted.

The biggest stray of the night was Antonio Cromarty. Tom was like, my careers lasted this long when I started this happen, and Antonio Cromarty only had one kid.

And you. You have to, I think, like, Antonio Cromarty kid jokes. You have to really be an NFL fan.

Yeah.

It was a room of a lot of comedians who were like, huh.

Cromarties at home with a living room of. Of ten kids, and he's watching this thing. Like, this is awesome. Everyone's making fun of Tom Brady.

Yeah.

And then he just takes a straight.

All those kids like, was it me? Are they talking about me?

Yeah.

All right, good show, boys. We got a very special guest coming Wednesday, by the way. Very spec, legend of the game.

Someone.

We talked about masters week a lot. Okay. Max, have you ever gotten this?

No.

Shane and Pug, how awesome was Shane and Pug, how awesome was the. Was the party? It was awesome. Without Max and Hank.

Their party was awesome.

Pft's house is awesome. Pug, Pug.

Pft's house is awesome again. I went to every single room.

Pug is the man. Pug was. Pug was the guest of honor by far there.

Yeah.

Shane was trying all new stuff. Having a margarita.

Yeah.

He had tequila for the first time. I made a malort.

Rita Shane's not a real human being.

He's.

He's basically like. He's encino man.

He's never had McDonald's.

He's not a real human being. He never had chipotle until, like, two years ago or a year ago.

Yeah.

Isn't that weird? He doesn't have chinese food. What was he. What were you picking? Shane. Was Shane picking out of his food the other day? He was picking something out of his food. What don't you like?

You.

You didn't like something? He was picking it all out. It's like rice or something. I don't know.

What food.

I can't remember.

Yours. Pick.

Was it a Costa Rican?

Yeah, maybe like, peppers and stuff?

Yeah.

You didn't. He didn't like peppers, but there were bells there. Bell peppers. It was bell peppers and sauteed onions. He's like, I don't like onions.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, numbers. 826, 318.

Let's go.

Twelve for Tom Brady.

99. Pokemon. 21. Max.

You're gunness. I already answered this question. What was the answer? You can go back and check. What was the answer? I. Let's pretend that I just tuned in. What was the answer? No. He's saying no right now. He's never gotten it. Two. Two.

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