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Yes, we have 28 awards to give out. The greatest awards in the sports media landscape. We have everything. We have Lib of the Year, we have Take of the Year, we Blake of the Year, we have Viral Woman of the Year, and of course, podcast Listeners of the Year. It's going to be a great show. We're very excited, and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Not playing best ball at DraftKings, you're missing out. Here's what confirmed.Oh.Hepatitis, too.Yeah..Okay.c or B?Viral woman of the Year.Which one would you prefer?Yeah, you choose B.I think that's the wrong one. I think she might have C.Yeah, I think she has C. So now you have B. Viral Woman of the Year. We have The Chargers fan. Remember her?Yeah, she was really into The Chargers.That was crazy. She was a plant. That was nuts. She was a paid actor.Industry plant. Paid actress.Yeah. The craziest... I still don't really know what happened there. We have Hawk to a girl.She's burning bright.That is as viral as viral gets. Lena the Plug.Yeah. Went viral. Probably very viral. Yeah.That was a crazy story.That was a moment.What was the story?Adam 22 let a guy fuck his wife.Yeah, on camera in front of him for the podcast.And then got mad about his wife getting fucked. Yeah. People made fun of him.Again, don't want to say that we play the game the right way, but you don't see us, any of us getting fucked on camera.You will never see that. For views. You will never see that. No one wants to fuck us on camera.Maybe, Huey. I'd watch a video. Look at him. Yeah, I would. I don't want him to, but I wouldIs she Anyone's girlfriend? Not to my knowledge. Okay.Has she ever been someone's girlfriend?Sure chill, choose Coors Light. Go to coorslight. Com/summermusik to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. Be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light social handles all summer long for more exciting announcements. Celebrate responsibly Coors Brewing Company. Golden Colorado Coors Light, the with college football and not some weird corner of the internet that we don't even know about yet.Didn't we get a story? Oh, yes. Now this is flashing back at beer games. A couple of guys who were on the Michigan team said after they won the national title, which was where was it played?Was it LA?Huston? No, Houston. They went out after. They were out at a bar, maybe a strip club. I'm going to say bar. In the corner of that bar, maybe Strip Club, Connor Stalions was just sitting there, and he did a good job and gave him a hat tip and was like, Job well done. I love that. They're like, How the fuck was he here? So he's everywhere. He's everywhere, yeah. Yeah. Huey, as a Michigan man, what are your thoughts on Connor Stalian? He's a great man. I mean, just a hero to the community. I mean, I let him watch my kids if I had one. Okay. Okay. That's a bringing a course. That's huge. Would you watch your kids if a restaurant, so he's like, Oh, I might as well get promotion of this highway video in a restaurant that's not open?I don't know. I love stew.I love stew, too. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. Oh, no, it's actually open. It is open. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. It isn't? It's It's like cork in something.No, I think his son is working in marketing for this restaurant.Got it. That's what I think it was. But he was like, Got to go next to a highway.And so this is for marketing.I was hoping for the pool for Biedon. I know. I really was, too. God damn it.It's okay.The pool would have been great. Or fireworks. Fireworks would have been great as well.Or the mulch, if you did on Mulch Day. Yeah.The fireworks video was all time. Can you just pull it up? Can you just play it for the people who are watching this. It's all time. It's also the biggest firework ever. I don't really understand. Stufaner doesn't feel like someone who should be... Yeah, there it is. In eight days, when I blow my load tonight, this is what it's going to look like. In 28 days. Look at that back battle. Yeah, the back battle.Great balance.28 days. It exploded.That's just a bomb. I don't think that's fireworks. I think Stu just built a bomb.Yeah, Stu also just being back in our lives come football season is just such a... It's great. I just need him back in my life. Okay, next up, PFT. Actually, why don't you do an ad, and then we'll do the next award.Next up, we have an award coming right after this ad, as Big Cat said. This show is brought to you by Shady Rays. I'm rocking my Shady Rays right now. Shady Rays are the official sunglasses sponsor of Parton My Take. Get ready for the season with the official sunglasses brand of Barstool Sports at Shady Rays. Our friends have you covered with their newest, boldest premium Polarized shades. They're kicking off the most anticipated release of 2024 with a limited edition debut of their Rival collection. The Rival is the single-lens style. It's aggressive. It's Barstool Blue. It's got a premium stool and stars lens etch. If you're looking for something more casual, the classics are also getting the Barstool treatment. I'm rocking the Classic frame right now. The Barstool treatment features a blue frame with the stool and stars etched into it as well. Perfect all day, everyday comfort and performance. They've got hundreds of options that you can choose from, so you're bound to find the perfect pair for your style. If you don't love your shades, exchange them for a new pair, or you can return them worry free within 30 days. There's no risk with Shady Rays.Their team always has your back with personal and fast support. Head to ShadyRace. Com. Use code PMT for 35% off. Polarize sunglasses. Try for yourself the shades that are rated five stars by over 300,000 people.Okay, PFT, what do we have next?We carry on in the show-Yes.with an award for the Startup of the Year. Startup of the Year. A lot of good startups this year. Vanny Woodhead, 2.0. Yes.I actually had that thought last night. Yeah, because when we got Vanny and we were like, What are we going to do with it? You're like, Don't worry, I'm going to get on it. It's been a while.Are you on it?No, but I'm ready to get on it. Okay. You're ready to hop on it. After Grit Week. You're ready to get on it.Okay, so what was the thought that you had last night?That he's ready to get on it. Danny Woodhead's in the fucking garage. Shit. Oh, that was your thought. I need to get on it. You were the it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.Great coach.Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.Max does hate JJ.Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.That's funny.Okay, we got three left.We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.Yeah.Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.When they beat Portugal.Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. Go all Aldi with summer barbecue sizzlers. Now only 2.99 each, including specially selected Black Angus Ultimate 6oz beef burgers, Butcher Selection, quick-cooked chicken filets, and Butcher Selection, pork Belly strips, now only 2.99 each. And there's even more in store. All board be a quality-assured. Go All Aldi, while stocks last.

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confirmed.Oh.

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Hepatitis, too.Yeah..

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Okay.c or B?Viral woman of the Year.

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Which one would you prefer?

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Yeah, you choose B.

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I think that's the wrong one. I think she might have C.

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Yeah, I think she has C. So now you have B. Viral Woman of the Year. We have The Chargers fan. Remember her?

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Yeah, she was really into The Chargers.

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That was crazy. She was a plant. That was nuts. She was a paid actor.

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Industry plant. Paid actress.

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Yeah. The craziest... I still don't really know what happened there. We have Hawk to a girl.

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She's burning bright.

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That is as viral as viral gets. Lena the Plug.

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Yeah. Went viral. Probably very viral. Yeah.

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That was a crazy story.

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That was a moment.

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What was the story?

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Adam 22 let a guy fuck his wife.

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Yeah, on camera in front of him for the podcast.

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And then got mad about his wife getting fucked. Yeah. People made fun of him.

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Again, don't want to say that we play the game the right way, but you don't see us, any of us getting fucked on camera.

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You will never see that. For views. You will never see that. No one wants to fuck us on camera.

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Maybe, Huey. I'd watch a video. Look at him. Yeah, I would. I don't want him to, but I wouldIs she Anyone's girlfriend? Not to my knowledge. Okay.Has she ever been someone's girlfriend?Sure chill, choose Coors Light. Go to coorslight. Com/summermusik to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. Be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light social handles all summer long for more exciting announcements. Celebrate responsibly Coors Brewing Company. Golden Colorado Coors Light, the with college football and not some weird corner of the internet that we don't even know about yet.Didn't we get a story? Oh, yes. Now this is flashing back at beer games. A couple of guys who were on the Michigan team said after they won the national title, which was where was it played?Was it LA?Huston? No, Houston. They went out after. They were out at a bar, maybe a strip club. I'm going to say bar. In the corner of that bar, maybe Strip Club, Connor Stalions was just sitting there, and he did a good job and gave him a hat tip and was like, Job well done. I love that. They're like, How the fuck was he here? So he's everywhere. He's everywhere, yeah. Yeah. Huey, as a Michigan man, what are your thoughts on Connor Stalian? He's a great man. I mean, just a hero to the community. I mean, I let him watch my kids if I had one. Okay. Okay. That's a bringing a course. That's huge. Would you watch your kids if a restaurant, so he's like, Oh, I might as well get promotion of this highway video in a restaurant that's not open?I don't know. I love stew.I love stew, too. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. Oh, no, it's actually open. It is open. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. It isn't? It's It's like cork in something.No, I think his son is working in marketing for this restaurant.Got it. That's what I think it was. But he was like, Got to go next to a highway.And so this is for marketing.I was hoping for the pool for Biedon. I know. I really was, too. God damn it.It's okay.The pool would have been great. Or fireworks. Fireworks would have been great as well.Or the mulch, if you did on Mulch Day. Yeah.The fireworks video was all time. Can you just pull it up? Can you just play it for the people who are watching this. It's all time. It's also the biggest firework ever. I don't really understand. Stufaner doesn't feel like someone who should be... Yeah, there it is. In eight days, when I blow my load tonight, this is what it's going to look like. In 28 days. Look at that back battle. Yeah, the back battle.Great balance.28 days. It exploded.That's just a bomb. I don't think that's fireworks. I think Stu just built a bomb.Yeah, Stu also just being back in our lives come football season is just such a... It's great. I just need him back in my life. Okay, next up, PFT. Actually, why don't you do an ad, and then we'll do the next award.Next up, we have an award coming right after this ad, as Big Cat said. This show is brought to you by Shady Rays. I'm rocking my Shady Rays right now. Shady Rays are the official sunglasses sponsor of Parton My Take. Get ready for the season with the official sunglasses brand of Barstool Sports at Shady Rays. Our friends have you covered with their newest, boldest premium Polarized shades. They're kicking off the most anticipated release of 2024 with a limited edition debut of their Rival collection. The Rival is the single-lens style. It's aggressive. It's Barstool Blue. It's got a premium stool and stars lens etch. If you're looking for something more casual, the classics are also getting the Barstool treatment. I'm rocking the Classic frame right now. The Barstool treatment features a blue frame with the stool and stars etched into it as well. Perfect all day, everyday comfort and performance. They've got hundreds of options that you can choose from, so you're bound to find the perfect pair for your style. If you don't love your shades, exchange them for a new pair, or you can return them worry free within 30 days. There's no risk with Shady Rays.Their team always has your back with personal and fast support. Head to ShadyRace. Com. Use code PMT for 35% off. Polarize sunglasses. Try for yourself the shades that are rated five stars by over 300,000 people.Okay, PFT, what do we have next?We carry on in the show-Yes.with an award for the Startup of the Year. Startup of the Year. A lot of good startups this year. Vanny Woodhead, 2.0. Yes.I actually had that thought last night. Yeah, because when we got Vanny and we were like, What are we going to do with it? You're like, Don't worry, I'm going to get on it. It's been a while.Are you on it?No, but I'm ready to get on it. Okay. You're ready to hop on it. After Grit Week. You're ready to get on it.Okay, so what was the thought that you had last night?That he's ready to get on it. Danny Woodhead's in the fucking garage. Shit. Oh, that was your thought. I need to get on it. You were the it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.Great coach.Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.Max does hate JJ.Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.That's funny.Okay, we got three left.We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.Yeah.Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.When they beat Portugal.Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. Go all Aldi with summer barbecue sizzlers. Now only 2.99 each, including specially selected Black Angus Ultimate 6oz beef burgers, Butcher Selection, quick-cooked chicken filets, and Butcher Selection, pork Belly strips, now only 2.99 each. And there's even more in store. All board be a quality-assured. Go All Aldi, while stocks last.

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Huey, as a Michigan man, what are your thoughts on Connor Stalian? He's a great man. I mean, just a hero to the community. I mean, I let him watch my kids if I had one. Okay. Okay. That's a bringing a course. That's huge. Would you watch your kids if a restaurant, so he's like, Oh, I might as well get promotion of this highway video in a restaurant that's not open?I don't know. I love stew.I love stew, too. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. Oh, no, it's actually open. It is open. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. It isn't? It's It's like cork in something.No, I think his son is working in marketing for this restaurant.Got it. That's what I think it was. But he was like, Got to go next to a highway.And so this is for marketing.I was hoping for the pool for Biedon. I know. I really was, too. God damn it.It's okay.The pool would have been great. Or fireworks. Fireworks would have been great as well.Or the mulch, if you did on Mulch Day. Yeah.The fireworks video was all time. Can you just pull it up? Can you just play it for the people who are watching this. It's all time. It's also the biggest firework ever. I don't really understand. Stufaner doesn't feel like someone who should be... Yeah, there it is. In eight days, when I blow my load tonight, this is what it's going to look like. In 28 days. Look at that back battle. Yeah, the back battle.Great balance.28 days. It exploded.That's just a bomb. I don't think that's fireworks. I think Stu just built a bomb.Yeah, Stu also just being back in our lives come football season is just such a... It's great. I just need him back in my life. Okay, next up, PFT. Actually, why don't you do an ad, and then we'll do the next award.Next up, we have an award coming right after this ad, as Big Cat said. This show is brought to you by Shady Rays. I'm rocking my Shady Rays right now. Shady Rays are the official sunglasses sponsor of Parton My Take. 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There's no risk with Shady Rays.Their team always has your back with personal and fast support. Head to ShadyRace. Com. Use code PMT for 35% off. Polarize sunglasses. Try for yourself the shades that are rated five stars by over 300,000 people.Okay, PFT, what do we have next?We carry on in the show-Yes.with an award for the Startup of the Year. Startup of the Year. A lot of good startups this year. Vanny Woodhead, 2.0. Yes.I actually had that thought last night. Yeah, because when we got Vanny and we were like, What are we going to do with it? You're like, Don't worry, I'm going to get on it. It's been a while.Are you on it?No, but I'm ready to get on it. Okay. You're ready to hop on it. After Grit Week. You're ready to get on it.Okay, so what was the thought that you had last night?That he's ready to get on it. Danny Woodhead's in the fucking garage. Shit. Oh, that was your thought. I need to get on it. You were the it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.Great coach.Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.Max does hate JJ.Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.That's funny.Okay, we got three left.We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.Yeah.Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.When they beat Portugal.Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. 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Huey, as a Michigan man, what are your thoughts on Connor Stalian? He's a great man. I mean, just a hero to the community. I mean, I let him watch my kids if I had one. Okay. Okay. That's a bringing a course. That's huge. Would you watch your kids if a restaurant, so he's like, Oh, I might as well get promotion of this highway video in a restaurant that's not open?I don't know. I love stew.I love stew, too. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. Oh, no, it's actually open. It is open. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. It isn't? It's It's like cork in something.No, I think his son is working in marketing for this restaurant.Got it. That's what I think it was. But he was like, Got to go next to a highway.And so this is for marketing.I was hoping for the pool for Biedon. I know. I really was, too. God damn it.It's okay.The pool would have been great. Or fireworks. Fireworks would have been great as well.Or the mulch, if you did on Mulch Day. Yeah.The fireworks video was all time. Can you just pull it up? Can you just play it for the people who are watching this. It's all time. It's also the biggest firework ever. I don't really understand. Stufaner doesn't feel like someone who should be... Yeah, there it is. In eight days, when I blow my load tonight, this is what it's going to look like. In 28 days. Look at that back battle. Yeah, the back battle.Great balance.28 days. It exploded.That's just a bomb. I don't think that's fireworks. I think Stu just built a bomb.Yeah, Stu also just being back in our lives come football season is just such a... It's great. I just need him back in my life. Okay, next up, PFT. Actually, why don't you do an ad, and then we'll do the next award.Next up, we have an award coming right after this ad, as Big Cat said. This show is brought to you by Shady Rays. I'm rocking my Shady Rays right now. Shady Rays are the official sunglasses sponsor of Parton My Take. Get ready for the season with the official sunglasses brand of Barstool Sports at Shady Rays. Our friends have you covered with their newest, boldest premium Polarized shades. They're kicking off the most anticipated release of 2024 with a limited edition debut of their Rival collection. The Rival is the single-lens style. It's aggressive. It's Barstool Blue. It's got a premium stool and stars lens etch. If you're looking for something more casual, the classics are also getting the Barstool treatment. I'm rocking the Classic frame right now. The Barstool treatment features a blue frame with the stool and stars etched into it as well. Perfect all day, everyday comfort and performance. They've got hundreds of options that you can choose from, so you're bound to find the perfect pair for your style. If you don't love your shades, exchange them for a new pair, or you can return them worry free within 30 days. There's no risk with Shady Rays.Their team always has your back with personal and fast support. Head to ShadyRace. Com. Use code PMT for 35% off. Polarize sunglasses. Try for yourself the shades that are rated five stars by over 300,000 people.Okay, PFT, what do we have next?We carry on in the show-Yes.with an award for the Startup of the Year. Startup of the Year. A lot of good startups this year. Vanny Woodhead, 2.0. Yes.I actually had that thought last night. Yeah, because when we got Vanny and we were like, What are we going to do with it? You're like, Don't worry, I'm going to get on it. It's been a while.Are you on it?No, but I'm ready to get on it. Okay. You're ready to hop on it. After Grit Week. You're ready to get on it.Okay, so what was the thought that you had last night?That he's ready to get on it. Danny Woodhead's in the fucking garage. Shit. Oh, that was your thought. I need to get on it. You were the it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.Great coach.Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.Max does hate JJ.Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.That's funny.Okay, we got three left.We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.Yeah.Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.When they beat Portugal.Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. 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with college football and not some weird corner of the internet that we don't even know about yet.

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Didn't we get a story? Oh, yes. Now this is flashing back at beer games. A couple of guys who were on the Michigan team said after they won the national title, which was where was it played?Was it LA?Huston? No, Houston. They went out after. They were out at a bar, maybe a strip club. I'm going to say bar. In the corner of that bar, maybe Strip Club, Connor Stalions was just sitting there, and he did a good job and gave him a hat tip and was like, Job well done. I love that. They're like, How the fuck was he here? So he's everywhere. He's everywhere, yeah. Yeah. Huey, as a Michigan man, what are your thoughts on Connor Stalian? He's a great man. I mean, just a hero to the community. I mean, I let him watch my kids if I had one. Okay. Okay. That's a bringing a course. That's huge. Would you watch your kids if a restaurant, so he's like, Oh, I might as well get promotion of this highway video in a restaurant that's not open?I don't know. I love stew.I love stew, too. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. Oh, no, it's actually open. It is open. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. It isn't? It's It's like cork in something.No, I think his son is working in marketing for this restaurant.Got it. That's what I think it was. But he was like, Got to go next to a highway.And so this is for marketing.I was hoping for the pool for Biedon. I know. I really was, too. God damn it.It's okay.The pool would have been great. Or fireworks. Fireworks would have been great as well.Or the mulch, if you did on Mulch Day. Yeah.The fireworks video was all time. Can you just pull it up? Can you just play it for the people who are watching this. It's all time. It's also the biggest firework ever. I don't really understand. Stufaner doesn't feel like someone who should be... Yeah, there it is. In eight days, when I blow my load tonight, this is what it's going to look like. In 28 days. Look at that back battle. Yeah, the back battle.Great balance.28 days. It exploded.That's just a bomb. I don't think that's fireworks. I think Stu just built a bomb.Yeah, Stu also just being back in our lives come football season is just such a... It's great. I just need him back in my life. Okay, next up, PFT. Actually, why don't you do an ad, and then we'll do the next award.Next up, we have an award coming right after this ad, as Big Cat said. This show is brought to you by Shady Rays. I'm rocking my Shady Rays right now. Shady Rays are the official sunglasses sponsor of Parton My Take. Get ready for the season with the official sunglasses brand of Barstool Sports at Shady Rays. Our friends have you covered with their newest, boldest premium Polarized shades. They're kicking off the most anticipated release of 2024 with a limited edition debut of their Rival collection. The Rival is the single-lens style. It's aggressive. It's Barstool Blue. It's got a premium stool and stars lens etch. If you're looking for something more casual, the classics are also getting the Barstool treatment. I'm rocking the Classic frame right now. The Barstool treatment features a blue frame with the stool and stars etched into it as well. Perfect all day, everyday comfort and performance. They've got hundreds of options that you can choose from, so you're bound to find the perfect pair for your style. If you don't love your shades, exchange them for a new pair, or you can return them worry free within 30 days. There's no risk with Shady Rays.Their team always has your back with personal and fast support. Head to ShadyRace. Com. Use code PMT for 35% off. Polarize sunglasses. Try for yourself the shades that are rated five stars by over 300,000 people.Okay, PFT, what do we have next?We carry on in the show-Yes.with an award for the Startup of the Year. Startup of the Year. A lot of good startups this year. Vanny Woodhead, 2.0. Yes.I actually had that thought last night. Yeah, because when we got Vanny and we were like, What are we going to do with it? You're like, Don't worry, I'm going to get on it. It's been a while.Are you on it?No, but I'm ready to get on it. Okay. You're ready to hop on it. After Grit Week. You're ready to get on it.Okay, so what was the thought that you had last night?That he's ready to get on it. Danny Woodhead's in the fucking garage. Shit. Oh, that was your thought. I need to get on it. You were the it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.Great coach.Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.Max does hate JJ.Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.That's funny.Okay, we got three left.We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.Yeah.Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.When they beat Portugal.Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. Go all Aldi with summer barbecue sizzlers. Now only 2.99 each, including specially selected Black Angus Ultimate 6oz beef burgers, Butcher Selection, quick-cooked chicken filets, and Butcher Selection, pork Belly strips, now only 2.99 each. And there's even more in store. All board be a quality-assured. Go All Aldi, while stocks last.

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a restaurant, so he's like, Oh, I might as well get promotion of this highway video in a restaurant that's not open?

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I don't know. I love stew.

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I love stew, too. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. Oh, no, it's actually open. It is open. I don't think that's the name of the restaurant. It isn't? It's It's like cork in something.

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No, I think his son is working in marketing for this restaurant.

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Got it. That's what I think it was. But he was like, Got to go next to a highway.

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And so this is for marketing.

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I was hoping for the pool for Biedon. I know. I really was, too. God damn it.

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It's okay.

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The pool would have been great. Or fireworks. Fireworks would have been great as well.

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Or the mulch, if you did on Mulch Day. Yeah.

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The fireworks video was all time. Can you just pull it up? Can you just play it for the people who are watching this. It's all time. It's also the biggest firework ever. I don't really understand. Stufaner doesn't feel like someone who should be... Yeah, there it is. In eight days, when I blow my load tonight, this is what it's going to look like. In 28 days. Look at that back battle. Yeah, the back battle.

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Great balance.

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28 days. It exploded.

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That's just a bomb. I don't think that's fireworks. I think Stu just built a bomb.

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Yeah, Stu also just being back in our lives come football season is just such a... It's great. I just need him back in my life. Okay, next up, PFT. Actually, why don't you do an ad, and then we'll do the next award.

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Okay, PFT, what do we have next?

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We carry on in the show-Yes.with an award for the Startup of the Year. Startup of the Year. A lot of good startups this year. Vanny Woodhead, 2.0. Yes.

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I actually had that thought last night. Yeah, because when we got Vanny and we were like, What are we going to do with it? You're like, Don't worry, I'm going to get on it. It's been a while.

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Are you on it?

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No, but I'm ready to get on it. Okay. You're ready to hop on it. After Grit Week. You're ready to get on it.

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Okay, so what was the thought that you had last night?

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That he's ready to get on it. Danny Woodhead's in the fucking garage. Shit. Oh, that was your thought. I need to get on it. You were the it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.Great coach.Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.Max does hate JJ.Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.That's funny.Okay, we got three left.We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.Yeah.Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.When they beat Portugal.Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. 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it. Okay. So you came up with all four? Yeah.

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I like this category, though. It's like who can unseat Florio? It's like king of the Hill. Yeah.

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Who's the Florio of the Year? We'll be watching for next year. All right, next up, we have Coach of the Year. Big, big year in sports. We had some incredible Championship runs. Someone's got to win Coach of the Year. The colonies are Joe Missoula from the Boston Celtics.

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Great coach.

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Yeah. Hank, he's so tired of winning. He just doesn't even I've shown more excitement when I got passed in the fancy way. I mean, it's a nomination. We'll talk when he wins. Okay. Jj Redick,Los AngelesLakers Coach.Great Coach.

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We have Jim Harbaugh, one national title, got hired for the Chargers, our guy, football guy, through and through. Then Andy Reid with his third Super Bowl. Getting close to that, is he the goat?

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Yeah. I mean, it's going to be tough to beat Andy. Andy is in the goat conversation.

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It's halfway there. Yeah. Current coaches.

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Yeah, he's really good, and he's got a great quarterback. Yeah.

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He's coaching his balls off. All right, we have a special guest presenter for this award. I've not seen this video, so let's all watch it together. Boys, it is my honor and privilege to announce the 2024 Takies Coach of the Year, one of my dearest friends. And this is an insanely proud moment for me because this man is like a brother to me. Jj Redding. Fuck you, Max. I know you're sick here in that name. Fuck you. Congratulations, JJ. You have earned this award. You deserve this award, just like everything else in your life. Take the Lakers all the way. Listen to me. Look at me. Take the Lakers all the way because you got a lot of haters out there, a lot of naysayers, Max being one of them. Hey, Max, what are you going to do when the liquor is run wild on your candy asses out there in Philly? Congratulations, bro. Again, you deserve this. Cherish this moment, and I'll see you at Christmas, man. Fuck you, Matt. All right. That's good. That's the JJ.

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Max does hate JJ.

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Incredible. He fucking despises JJ Redik.

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That's funny.

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Okay, we got three left.

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We do. Should we add one? We didn't do our play of the year. Oh. The Aspies had their... They gave it to Lamar. Okay.

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Do you guys have a play of the year? I have a play of the year.

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Travis Kelsey throwing the lateral to Kaderius Tony that was called back on the flag. Travis and Andy were saying it's sad because that won't be included in Canton one day. We're memorializing it right now.

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Okay. My play of the year is Summer League when Bronnie took it Coast to Coast and he bricked a 10-footer. That's a good one.

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Yeah.

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Hank? Probably-oh, I have one.

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You have another one? Well, if Hank I can't think of one, I had one for him.

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Probably had to be in the Copa. Oh, yeah. That game winner. Which team? Argentina. Nice. Which game? Who are they playing? The Semis. I'm blanking on who they were playing, but the Seby final win was incredible. Portugal. Who scored? Portugal.

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When they beat Portugal.

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Do you remember who scored? Yeah. Hamas? Hamas. Okay.

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I was going to say that Mac Jones interception England. You remember that one? The one that was underthrown by 15 yards? That was a great one. Can we nominate that one?

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Yeah, absolutely. We should let the listeners vote on it. Yeah, the listeners. We'll put up a poll. I have one, too. Oh, okay. The Jalen Carter almost interception off of the spike. No, that wasn't that cool. That wasn't. You lost the game. But it was cool. Yeah. No, it wasn't cool. All right, so we'll let the listeners vote. They have four to vote Wait, more ratings or third most?Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. Go all Aldi with summer barbecue sizzlers. Now only 2.99 each, including specially selected Black Angus Ultimate 6oz beef burgers, Butcher Selection, quick-cooked chicken filets, and Butcher Selection, pork Belly strips, now only 2.99 each. And there's even more in store. All board be a quality-assured. Go All Aldi, while stocks last.

[02:05:08]

Wait, more ratings or third most?

[02:05:11]

Third most in the fall, the season of fall. So behind college football in the NFL, there needs to be a third place. Got it. Wnba Finals will surpass the NBA opening, will surpass the NHL, and it'll be the third most watched sport.

[02:05:26]

World Series? It'll battle the World Series, and it will be third. Okay. I like that. Who do you have in the there's always money in the bananas. I got it.I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.You love Drake May.I actually do.Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?Yeah.Okay.Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. 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[02:09:26]

there's always money in the bananas. I got it.

[02:09:27]

I'm rich. I'm going to be so rich in four years.

[02:09:30]

They got to make a Super Bowl in the next four years. Easy.

[02:09:34]

You love Drake May.

[02:09:36]

I actually do.

[02:09:37]

Yeah. I know. I've seen the T-shirt.

[02:09:39]

We should release that. Okay, quick break from the takeies for the rowback question. Rowback question for Memes and Pug because you guys are sitting here with me, and we forgot to do the rowback question, but now we're here. Rowback question for Memes & Pugs. How is the editing of the takeies going?It's a great time.It's It's a great time. It's a great time?

[02:10:01]

Yeah, it's just so many fun awards. I don't know which one's my favorite.

[02:10:06]

Okay, nice shot, Pug. Memes? Yeah, it's a great time. Lots of fun. We're watching Jerry, Guessum States. A lot of fun. Okay, all right. So rowback. Com, We love the people at Roback. They're one of our favorite sponsors. Qsips, Polos, Hoodies, joggers, shorts. I'll tell you right now, the joggers are the best. I wear them every single day. Polos, if you're a golfer, do it. The light sweatshirts, just in time for fall. Roback has it all. Roback. Com, promo code, take 20% off your first question or first purchase. That was the Roback question, 20% off your first purchase. Roback. Com, R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Com. Now back to the takeies. Okay, it's time for one of the most important awards we give away every single year at the Takies. It is Blake of the Year time. Here's what we're doing. We've done in many different ways for people listening to their first take. He's Blake of the Year is Blake Griffin, Blake Bortles, and we've added Brooks Kepka probably five years ago. He is a Blake. I don't know what the exact stats are. I believe Blake Griffin is a three-time winner.

[02:11:15]

I think it's Blake Bortles has two, and Brooks, sadly, can't win the big one.

[02:11:20]

He has zero. We've done it every single way. We've done it first to answer the phone call. We've done Trivia. We did It's a famous lottery Ball year, which was painful, and I'm shocked that these guys even still return our text messages. This year, we're going old school with a new school twist. It's going to be similar to the phone call, the first to answer the phone one, previous Blake of the Years. This year, we're going to do a Zoom link. I've told all three Blakes a window, and we're in the window right now. They're in all different parts of the world. Blake, Brooks is in the UK. Blake Griffin is in LA. Play. Blake Bortles is in Florida. When I texted them asking them what their availability was, Brooks said he's playing in a golf tournament in England. Blake Griffin said that he's got some meetings and shit that he's got to attend to, and Blake Bortles said he has absolutely nothing.

[02:12:16]

So Blake Bortles seems like he would be the betting favorite right now. But- Rook Skepka, not on the course now, though.

[02:12:22]

Not on the course, but Blake Bortles is also probably not the most technologically savvy. So Blake Griffin feels like he could be the leader in that respect.

[02:12:30]

So Blake definitely has practiced. He's opened up his own. He's made sure that the app is up to date, that it's the most current version. Bortles might be lounging around, but he might have more technical difficulties just accessing It's not even closing the app. Correct. He might not even have the app downloaded. Okay.

[02:12:48]

And now, how are we judging? Is it first to show we're screen recording, so we'll have it exactly right. If they both show up at the same time, we'll figure it out. But it's first to join, and we have to hear them and see them, correct? They have to Connect to video and audio.

[02:13:01]

Once they join, if their video is on the screen and we can't hear them, it doesn't count. Now, are we allowed to tell them we can't hear you?

[02:13:10]

Yeah.

[02:13:11]

Okay.

[02:13:12]

Shane, if Shane is listening, can you say something real quick? Just so the people know. Check, check, check, check. There we go. Okay. That way that the people know it's not on our end. Shane is able to connect to video and audio right now. Memes. Question. Blake Bortles is it three times. Three-time winner. Three-time winner. So it's three, three, zero. Three, three, zero. This is huge. Wow. Wow.

[02:13:35]

Either one will win the best of seven or one will break the dreaded streak, get the monkey off the back. Yes.

[02:13:41]

So I'm texting all three right this second. I'm saying, First person to connect to video and audio on the Zoom wins Blake of the Year. Wins Blake of the Year 2024. I told them all to, even if they don't win, if they feel like they didn't win, they should still try to connect Yeah.Holy shit.He was so fast. Blake Griffin, what was the time on that? I would estimate information, visit gamblingcare. Ie. 888 Casino. Go all Aldi with summer barbecue sizzlers. Now only 2.99 each, including specially selected Black Angus Ultimate 6oz beef burgers, Butcher Selection, quick-cooked chicken filets, and Butcher Selection, pork Belly strips, now only 2.99 each. And there's even more in store. All board be a quality-assured. Go All Aldi, while stocks last.

[02:26:18]

Yeah.

[02:26:19]

Holy shit.

[02:26:21]

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