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Connor McDavid cannot win the big one.

That part is unfortunately true, unless you count the Con smythe trophy as the big one. But the Panthers did it. They stopped what would have been the most embarrassing Stanley cup final ever. Because we've had. We've had the three one or, sorry, we've had the 30 teams lose in, in the hockey playoffs. Obviously, it's happened in baseball, but never in the actual final, I think.

Didn't. Like in 40.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

It was pre war.

Yes.

And it was the Toronto Maple Leaf.

That's what.

Yeah.

Yeah. Your boy Hitler was still alive.

Yeah, my boy.

Yeah.

He had one good idea, which was to kill Hitler.

Yes, that's true.

We can agree on that. But, yeah, this would have been. They sold history from us. That's kind of how I look at this.

Yeah.

Congrats to the Panthers. You earned it. You were the better team over the course of seven games. However, I am, I'm mourning the lack of history that was made last night.

It did feel, feel I was, I was rooting for the Oilers. I wanted to see Conor McDavid get his big moment. It felt like it was all working perfectly. You have those times in sports where it's like if, you know, the whole, the whole cliche, like, if you gave this script, everyone would throw it out in Hollywood. That's what it felt like if Conor McDavid had a game winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime. But what the Panthers did is they just, they played great, great defensive hockey, and Bob was awesome again, and it was an awesome, awesome game. That, that six minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period.

Crazy.

Was so much fun to watch. And it ended with a Panthers goal. That was basically the game. That was the game in terms of game winning goal, but that was the game in the fact that the Oilers had really good chances. The Panthers had really good chances. There was no whistle. They're going back and forth, and it was essentially, who can ever, whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game. And that's what happened.

Yeah, that was a crazy six minute period. And I think that the game overall, I don't think was that enjoyable for anybody watching it because it's so stressful.

Oh, I enjoyed it because I had no, I had no real, like, I had no big bet. I had no interest. I enjoyed the hell out.

You know what I'm saying, though? Like, game seven and hockey, it's just all anxiety all the time. Like, both teams buttholes are puckered up all the fan base, they're just terrified of something bad happening. And when you watch that, you can even feel that, at least for me, as a neutral party that didn't have a bet on either team, that was just, I was kind of rooting for history, and that's pretty much it. I was, I was still feeling like it was, it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven. It was a big moment, but the entire time, you feel uneasy watching that.

Yeah, but I. Oh, I enjoyed watching every second of it. I thought it was just awesome. Every chance, the Oilers, that, that one chance that McDavid had, like, maybe six minutes left where he, where he, he got the puck poked from him, it just. Yeah, it was great. It was great. I love game sevens and. Yeah, well, I know what you're saying, but I just. As someone who didn't, I wasn't going to sleep different on, like, if the Oilers won or the Panthers won, it wasn't going to change my life. I had maximum enjoyment of that game.

I liked it. Cause it was game seven, and it meant a lot, and you could tell that every moment on the ice, like, it was an entire, like, 3 hours of big moments, one right after the other. And I think the Panthers fans, if you were to ask them, how did you feel watching game seven, they probably hated game seven.

Oh, yeah.

They probably hated. That was probably. You never want to go back and think about any of that again. You're going to watch the final minute, and you're going to watch the celebration afterwards, and you're going to feel great about it. But that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time, it was like, are we going to be the biggest choke artist in history?

And not only that, but it felt like the last 1015 minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the Panthers zone getting chance after chance after chance, and then they finally ran out of gas. It was kind of crazy, actually watching the end when they pull the goalie and the Oilers, like, I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the ice, someone else had an errant pass. They actually ran out of gas with, like, a minute left and couldn't even really muster up one final shot.

So as a hockey guy and a saber metrics guy, I think we can all agree that the goalie should have been pulled with, like, six minutes left in the period.

Yeah, maybe not six, but I know.

I think they just four and a half. I think you pull the goalie super early. Yeah, I feel like I don't know. It just, at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy out of there until, like, a minute 45, two minutes left.

Well, they got screwed by a couple. They lost the face off, and then they turned it over, and it was like they just never got the. The correct setup to get him off. I do think they should have got him off earlier. I don't. Six and a half minutes would be a lot.

Well, I'm joking about six and a half, but it should. It should definitely be more than 1 minute 45 seconds.

Yes. Three and a half, four minutes.

Yeah. So I think a lot of teams, they wait, and they, like, the clock strikes, too, and they're like, okay, now we can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do. But in that situation, if you don't win. Right, then what are you doing out there? You might as well just go for it, right?

And you just need as many shots as you can get. And they never really got set up for that last big shot.

I did not realize how much I liked Paul Maurice until after the game and his interviews that he was doing. And then I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season.

Yep.

That guy. That's. That's central casting hockey coach right there. I appreciate the hell out of that guy. That I love him. I also love Brody the dog. Did you guys see Brody the dog?

The dog.

Brody the dog was sitting ringside, front row, a giant, shaggy ass dog. You got to check out Brody the dog. He's that dude. I think that's his name. Don't know, but he's. He's an influencer.

Brody the dog.

Dog is.

Yeah.

Only fans, I think they call him Brody that dude.

Okay. Brody the dog.

Yeah.

Also shout out Evan Rodriguez. What are you laughing about, memes? Hank just. Oh, not talking in the mic. We are in a hotel in Nashville, by the way. We're in a secret, covert operation. No one knows we're here. That thought to that in a second.

That felt like a personal show meme is to Hank. Yeah.

You were snickering at him. Yeah. You were. You both. Oh, no.

It means blaming Max. He just pointed at max.

I just changed.

Shane just sitting in the corner.

I just pointed to the hank to talk into the mic.

Shane ordered a rib eye for breakfast.

Then he spat on it before he ate it. He always spits on his rib eyes. All right, we. Brody the dude. Brody that. Brody that dude.

I think if you just look up Brody the dog.

I did look up Brody. I can't find Brody the dog. What I was gonna say is shout out Evan Rodriguez being the first Evan on the Stanley cup.

Yeah.

So we might know an Evan, but we're not gonna say who it is because we don't want to ruin the illusion for anyone.

Right. We might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball.

Right. He's not quite his years a lot.

Yeah. He's not always operating on 100, but he's operating really, really close to 100.

Correct. Brody, I. Can you pull it up? I'm looking. Brody the dog. Twitter. If you search for Brody the dog on Twitter, you're just gonna. You're gonna see someone, you know get hit by a train.

Yeah.

So are you looking for a cute dog?

Well, here's a russian soldier getting shot.

Here's an FPV drone attack. Brody the dog. And then his owner is. What is his owner, like, a bodybuilder?

I don't care about the owner.

I just.

I'm obsessed with Brody the dog.

Okay.

I like Brody the dog sitting front row. Imagine being city. Imagine having seats behind Brody the dog.

Do you think so? The dog influencers.

Mm hmm. Careful.

What? Oh, Miss I like Miss Peaches. Misses great. But do you. How often do you think there is. I'm trying to use my words carefully here. How often do you think there is? How often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that Instagram handle of their dog?

Uses the DM.

Yeah, uses the DM.

Yes, that definitely happens all the time. All the time. Yes. Yes.

Like, if you're.

Well, not all the time.

The dog.

Not all the time.

Is that not weird? Do you not sit back and say, hey, I just, like. I met this chick. We hooked up. We had a great time. We had sex. Oh, how did you guys meet? She slid into my goldendoodles. DM's.

I think that definitely happens a lot.

Yeah, it has to have a lot. But is that not we? Is there. Do you tell that story if you get married to this how did.

How we met story? She thought my dog was cute. I think that's how you. You say it's. I mean, it's no different than going to the dog. Taking your dog out on a walk and someone comes up, hey, can I pet your dog? Yeah. You want to fuck?

Yeah. That's actually a good point. It is. It's the same thing. It's just. It's just. Taking it to the new age is.

Online it does feel a little scummy because you, you're the using pictures of your dog, and then at some point, she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog right back to her.

Do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing. Right. Yeah.

You got to be like, oh, I got this bone. I got a berry.

Yeah. Right.

Oh, yeah. So that.

Thanks for hitting up Brody. The dog, he's got, he's got a red rocket he wants to put in your mouth. Yeah.

The paw. The paji paw emoji. I also think that probably a lot of times, two separate dog influencers parents, they start talking to each other back and forth as, as the dogs.

Yeah.

As both.

Yeah.

Play days.

They dm as the dogs in character as the dogs. And then at some point be like, are you talking to me or talking to dog? Right.

Yeah. Right. And again, this is not, this is not about Miss Peaches Dave, because Dave is famous in his own right. I'm talking about, like, the people who have no fame, but their dog has insane fame.

You definitely use that dog, right.

It's just a regular person. Then all of a sudden, your dog has 2 million followers.

Yeah.

People are hitting that up. You, you have a fou. No one knows who you are. They know who your dog is, and.

Then you start to think that you're famous.

Right.

Because people know your dog.

Right. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I never really thought about it.

I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show.

Yeah, we should. Ah, by the way, this all counts as Stanley cup recap. Anyone who, I mean, it was, it was a crockey. This all is part of the Stanley cup recap. So when you say, oh, you only talked about Staley cup for two minutes. No, no. This cops.

It was a great dog with great seats.

It was a great time.

So you want to have an interesting debate?

Yeah.

Connor McDavid, kind of a dick move, not accepting the trophy.

Oh, I like it. I think it's a dick move to give him the trophy.

Yes.

He should just, you should be allowed to, like, take yourself out of the conversation.

Yeah.

You said, I lost.

I don't want this preemptively decline it. Yeah. I've seen people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy. One, being unclassy to the league, to being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton. I think that at that point if you're Conor McDavid, like, fuck all that. Just go. Go cry in the locker room and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss. It's kind of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like, thank you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul crushing moment of my life.

There's. That is a true no win situation. Yeah. If he stays and accepts that trophy, everyone will make fun of him and say, what a loser you won't. You actually like, you know, held up that trophy after losing the Stanley cup. Yeah, I have no problem with him not accepting it. Why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it. He was the best player in these playoffs. He broke all these records. But fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback. Yeah, no, I have no problem with it. I didn't realize. So obviously I know the Stanley cup stays in Toronto. I didn't realize the cons white does as well. I like the fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL. Yeah, that's, that's weird.

So you don't get a moment with it.

You get a moment with it, but then you have to give it back.

You don't get to take back the.

Trophies because I was joking. Like if I, if it was like the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP, they get the actual trophy. If you won that as the losing team, I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart, which it wouldn't, but it would try.

You certainly can't be proud of that trophy.

You can't display it.

No. Imagine having that in your house.

No.

And they're like, oh, consmyth winner. Congratulations.

The only way, the only way that that consmite trophy becomes cool for Conor McDavid is if he ends up winning like four or five cups.

Yeah.

And he wins like any wins the Con Smythe in all of those cups. And then it becomes a fun little trivia. Like Connor McDavid has five Stanley cups and six con Smythe. That's cool.

Yeah, I would.

But other than that, it's not going to be a cool trophy.

I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody.

Yeah. Yeah. And Gary Betman, did you see he tried, he tried so hard to kind of. He knew how awkward the moment was. So he, instead of just saying, the Con Smythe trophy goes to Conor McDavid, he was like, and this player broke all types of records these playoffs. He broke Wayne Gretzky's assist record. Like almost. Almost like a Mount Rushmore pick, being like, this is why I'm picking it. This is why it's a good pick.

You can't give that award to him. No, it feels very mean. It feels very mean in point.

Just give it to Bob and David. The back to back four point games were insane. He was not he in. It's a team sport, but he did not have his big moment in the last, I don't know, five periods of the series. Six periods, six years, I would say.

Hock on a stick with empty net, right?

Yeah, I would say it would be. It would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy. Because if you don't give him the trophy, then, you know, everyone's always going to say, that was a great series. But you know what? Conor McDavid should have gotten the concert trophy. And so it becomes a positive as opposed to like, yeah, he got it, but he lost the Stanley cup.

Yeah, it sucks. Sucks for the others, but great for the Panthers. Throwing rats on the ice. I, you know, it's. The Panthers probably are one of the not most shit on fan bases, but they've got to be at the bottom of respect. But there are some die hard Panthers fans. It's kind of like when, when the Blackhawks played the Kings in 2015, I want to say, and I went out to LA and I got like, mingling with some of the Kings fans, I realized there was some really, really cool, very die hard Kings fans. And that's a fan base that gets shit on as well. You know, warm weather climate, all that stuff. I think Florida is probably the similar where it's like, you know, it's pro, it's not the most popular sport in, in South Florida, but there are definitely some fans that have been along the route for the ride, for the entirety of this franchise existence, and been through some really shitty days. And this is a really cool, you know, being able to stop the most embarrassing loss in Stanley cup final history is both satisfying and probably the most. The biggest relief you can possibly have.

Yeah, shout out Brooks.

Yeah, shout out Brooks.

Definitely super happy.

Yeah.

If you're a diehard Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk, your team has been bad, you're in South Florida, nobody cares about hockey, except for you. You've gone through losing seasons. You're more battle tested than most fan bases out there.

And it's, it's, it's specific to, I think, hockey more than anything, like the warm weather hockey fan bases are always going to be up against it.

Yeah.

You know, there's nothing that they can really do to convince the rest of the hockey community they are actually diehards just by the fact that they're warm weather climates.

You have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99 degree weather.

Right, right.

That's hardcore shit.

Right. I. And they're, they're arenas in a mall, I think.

Sunrise.

Yes, sunrise.

Sunrise Florida.

The, and, and Jake. Jake missed it by two shows to be. To be on the list of people who have championships. And it would have left only Max. We can give this to Jake.

Yeah, no, Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley cup finals, just not the last couple games.

Finishes it off that everyone who's been on. Pardon my take, has won some type of championship.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

There's a lot of people in my DM saying that I have to leave part of my take to ever win a championship.

Oh, unfortunately, you can't legally ever leave. Look at your contract. You're in indentured servitude to me and pft for the rest of your life. Good. So, yeah, that's non negotiable. But guess what? You might win one at some point.

Phillies look pretty good.

Yeah, Phillies look good.

We'll get to that.

Okay. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Yeah.

Yeah. Corey Perry.

Yes.

Unfortunate for Corey Perry.

What a shit.

The right winger on the Oilers, he. He lost the Stanley cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams. So he was on. He was on the stars, the Canadiens, the Tampa Bay Lightning and Edmonton Oilers.

Oh, I'm so sad for Corey Perry.

Tough for him.

Corey Perry's a fucking scumbag.

Why do you. Why do you not like Corey Perry? I don't know anything.

I. Well, I mean, he was on the Blackhawks this year. Then there was all rumors. But I hate him from when he was on the ducks.

Oh, that's right.

I remember.

He's that guy from the Blackhawks.

Yes, he's a real. But I hated him before. Yeah, he was on the Blackhawks in this shit.

He's a real motherfucker.

I hated him on the ducks, though. Cause the ducks in the hawks went after each other a bunch also.

How about this? In the Jake files for. Whoa, that's wild. Justin Tatum.

Yeah.

Kaczuk.

Yeah.

Went to high school together.

Yeah.

Pretty wild.

I don't think that's wild, because we've heard about it so much.

It's wild.

It's like one of the. It's. It's lost its wild meter.

It's the Stafford.

Yeah, but they've been playing that video for like five years, so it's like the wild meter is gone.

That picture was everywhere last night.

Yeah. Would you agree though? The wild meter goes down once.

It.

To be wild, it has to be one of those things that people didn't really expect or didn't really realize. But they've hit us over the head with it so much.

It's Kershaw Stafford.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. It's not even wild anymore.

I still think Kershaw Stafford's wild.

Yeah. I mean, it's not. They just say it's wild.

It's wild. Who do you think is the bigger star between those two at their high school? Because. St. Louis, right?

Yeah.

Big hockey town. Do you think a Chuck's Batman Tatums?

I think it's. Or to wear a t shirt with your own picture on it.

No.

Yeah.

I mean, you guys, I could find like hundreds.

Yeah. I have no aura. Perfect exit. Great. Find it. I have no aura.

It's a fair point.

Yeah. I've no aura.

You didn't. Did you know what the word aura meant? Like a fucking week ago?

No, no. But now I do, and it's awesome because it triggers you. Yeah.

I just know that it makes Hank Madden.

It's just. It's whatever. Grasping, like, as hard as you possibly can for anything.

You even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France and then came back for a red Sox game. You're like, that's maximum aura. While Jason Tatum was in that picture with him.

I did not say that.

Yeah, you did.

No, what did you say? Not what did you say? I said Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston. And that's dedication.

Okay. Huh. Interesting.

Under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown at the Red Sox caption.

But you didn't. You didn't. You didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture cuz you couldn't even see him. Because he has.

No, no, my point was just that Jalen Brown's dedicated.

Is it?

You get. You can't even see him.

Well, don't worry. Jalen Brown might be running you out of business. We'll get to that. Wow, look at that necklace. We'll get to it. Hot sequel throne.

What is it?

We'll get to it. Hot seat cool thrown.

What is it, Hank? Tell me. Tell me what it is.

I don't haze a cool throne.

Okay. All right. Let's just do hot sequel throne then. By the way, we are just to set the table, we're gonna have Will Compton on that we taped last week. And then at the end of the show, we're gonna do our Mount Rushmore drunk after beer game. So you're seeing the whole evolution of today's. You're basically going on an entire day with us because this is. We're taking this eight in the morning in our hotel room, and then we're going to be taping the end after beer games in Taylor wands house. So you're gonna get to see it all. Hot seat Cool Throne brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. We're gonna drink some Coors light today. That's a fact. We love Coors light. Hot seat cool Toronto presented by Coors light. You don't have to be selling out stadiums to feel like you're chilling backstage. You just need Coors light. Coors Light wants to make your summer more chill with limited edition backstage six packs curated by some of your favorite artists. Because music plus Coors lite equals chill amplified. Coors lite is the only choice when you're ready to choose chill.

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My hot seats coffee.

Why?

We do have news.

Tell Blue you don't have a hot seat cool throw. So you took.

No. No. All right.

I was.

I was gonna try and plug before I told you how Jalen Brown's gonna run.

Wait, why wouldn't you put coffee on the cool throne?

Because it's on the hot seat. So look up the. You see the necklace Jalen Brown's been wearing?

Wait, are you gonna actually plug Jalen Brown's coffee company? Does he have one?

Well, no, big cat. That's the thing. It's not coffee.

Oh.

What is it?

It's cocaine.

It's caffeine and a necklace.

What?

Yeah, it's cocaine.

That necklace.

Ready?

This is the website. I. Dave said, like, when they were walking on, he's like, what is that necklace? I was like, I guarantee it's something crazy. Then I looked it up. It's thousands of dollars.

Okay, so we're good.

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Okay, so Jalen Brown.

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I am going to purchase one of these. This seems like the best idea ever. So it's a necklace that digitally puts caffeine into your bloodstream and melatonin. If you want it, either can you control which is which?

Yeah, I would assume.

Yeah. 25 blends are available to imitate the natural magnet.

There's no way you taste them, so why would there be different blends? All right. Yeah, it's a fair hot seat. You're right. I'm kind of screwed.

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I love. I love how dumb athletes are sometimes. It's the best.

It's. Yeah, they're just like, someone came up with this was like, we'll get at least one guy to buy this, one pro athlete to buy this. All we need that. That probably was the business model. They're like, let's. Let's create a necklace and say that a digitally inserts caffeine into your body. And then they said, well, how are we going to make money? And they're like, well, did you see the. The new max in the NBA is 300 million. All we need is one guy, and they're just kidding. He's got Jalen Brown. Good for Jalen Brown. What's the point of having $300 million if you don't spend it on junk science, right?

I agree. I agree. It can't hurt, right? Actually, probably.

It could absolutely hurt.

Yeah. It could destroy your career.

100% hurt.

Yeah. I'm in, though. I'm in.

Listen, the new fighting necklace.

Yeah. Would you say has or.

I'm done answering this question.

I think if you wear this chain.

You have aura somehow just saying the.

Word, or.

You just hate it so much.

I don't hate it.

Tatum doesn't have any. It's just Max.

Yeah, well, he knows it wouldn't bother him so much if he didn't know that Jason Tatum had a.

No no.

Like, big cat doesn't even. Literally doesn't know the definition. Or is.

You can tell.

You can.

You don't have to know the definition.

Right.

Yeah, that's a fact. Is it not?

It's subjective. And you're never going to accept the fact that they both have it.

No. I mean. I'm gonna continue saying aura.

He has checked out. Until he finds a. Out where.

No, I gotta. I gotta buy this necklace. What if they make a cock ring? Oh, yeah. No, Hank, he doesn't. I'm sorry. I'm just being realistic.

It doesn't. You're gonna keep doing it like you've already run into the ground and.

No, I'm not running into the ground. It's just.

No, we're shooting it to the ground.

We have. No, you definitely won't.

Any good thing. It doesn't bother you.

No.

Yeah.

It'll be funny every time, right?

Good.

Okay. Let me ask you this.

So does it bother you when Jason.

Tatum gets to a microphone when he's about to give a speech? Are you worried, like I don't say anything dumb? No, I would be.

This is like the biggest cope I've ever heard.

Don't say it's in cringe, Chase.

You guys are like, we can't accept the fact that the Celtics has won the champions.

No, that's.

How do we try and tear them down?

Down.

It's.

How do we try and create division?

Not tearing them down. It's just a stating of fact.

I think this way with Nick Sirianni.

Yeah.

Every time. Every time.

No aura.

No aura.

But if he kiss the ring, bitch. And that's what I'm gonna say.

Yeah, but that's fine. But you can. Both of those things can be true.

But you can't say not for next year. No.

But you can't say kids for you.

You can't say kiss the ring, bitch, while at the same time thinking, I wish they would stop talking about, it's aura.

I don't think that.

No, yeah, you do.

I don't.

You're thinking that right now.

No.

I think it's just like, I hate these guys so much, Hank, I would.

Love it if my team won a championship. And the biggest gripe was that their star didn't have or.

Correct. That's a great thing.

Yeah.

Position to be now. Better.

Their star.

A better.

In your mind.

Yeah. A better position to be. Pft.

No, I'm saying, in your mind, the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura. I would love that.

Who said he's my favorite player?

A better position to be, though, pft. Would be winning a championship and having all your guys have aura.

That would be great. Yeah. It'd be better than having your main guy that you love so much not.

Have a fine aura.

I say, Jaden Daniel, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. That's a fact. You probably don't know what it means. Oh, looks like I got you.

No, I don't.

I don't. Go ahead, explain it.

I don't know. I don't know.

Problem. So he. That's the problem. He doesn't know what it looks like.

They get. Does Tom Brady have aura?

Uh, no.

You.

If.

No, he does.

No. No. He definitely does have aura. So it's not an anti Hank thing. This is just. We're calling it as we see it. We're journalists.

KG has a shitload. Yeah.

In your nails, Aura.

Yes. But good thing you're not upset.

Wait, wait. I know what you're doing, Hank, but, like, as a. As an innocent bystander, you can't say that Caleb Williams doesn't have aura.

He has so much.

He's got. You could say, if anything, he's got too much aura.

Right? You could.

You could say, would you rather have aura or championship?

I'd rather have both. Good answer.

You didn't see that coming?

You didn't see that coming?

All right.

That was today's aura talk. I'd rather turn it on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again.

It's not trick. I'm gonna.

I'm gonna speak.

I'm gonna be like, hey, today, you know, I woke up. You're gonna be like, decision before.

I'd like to have championship aura. That's what I'd like you say.

That doesn't bother you? It's the biggest lie ever.

No, it's just like, this one is one of those things where it's like this conversation is going to happen in circles forever, and it's gonna. It's just a. No, it's like, it is annoying. Not. I don't care about you guys acting like Jason. Dave doesn't have aura. I just know that every time I speak for the next six months, it's gonna be like, yeah, but.

I. Past week, you sound exactly like a guy who doesn't.

Two weeks suck off on this show. Can we push your balls once?

Absolutely.

You.

And better vibes for. Yeah, you're gonna need better vibes.

We didn't even say that you're competing in the beer olympics.

Yeah, I'm honored. Speaking of that, people need us to.

Bring you back down a little bit. Otherwise they're gonna unsubscribe from the show.

Oh, that's already happened.

I'm starting to think big cat sidebar.

Yeah. Max. Max.

Max has. Or big time.

It's not great or. But it's got. He's got it.

Yeah.

From fucking penis.

What are you talking about? Pigpen.

Yeah.

The dirty kid.

No, I think he's talking about Charlie Brown. When he misses the actual Charlie Brown.

No, he's talking about pigpen.

Yeah, you.

Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison. Kicking the field goal.

Charlie Brown has aura.

He.

No, no, this is. This is like, what? It's a classic twitter meme. It's like there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true. Like, Charlie Brown had hose low key. No, he did not.

Yeah, I think we found, more than anything, the hank has no idea what he's talking about.

Yeah.

Can you send me. Can you send me the link to this necklace? I can't.

I. I'm going to order one, though.

Okay.

My cool throne is three beers.

Yeah.

Did you guys see this yesterday?

No.

Nick beans.

Yeah.

Golfer. He's never played a PGA tour sanctioned event. He's never played in an event bigger than a state open. So no corn ferries? No, you know, professional? Nothing. He was in, like, a qualifier. Just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the rocket mortgage open. He finished his round. I think he was, you know, in contention, but still needed some things to happen. Drank three beers, and then the round ended, and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoffs.

I love that. I love that.

He said.

He said he was like. They're like, how do you think this is going to affect, you know, you had three beers before the playoff, and because it's not an official event, because his round was over, like, it's allowed, because, like, he finished his round, he can do whatever he wants. He drank three beers. They asked him how he felt. He's like, three beers are gonna make me play perfect. Like, yes, it's the perfect amount.

It is. It is. Forget.

So three beers is like, for the people that say, like, I need, you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple bad holes, you're like, I need to drink three beers. Which happens me every round, basically. It's true.

The. The four beer rule is what I've always gone by. If you go. If you go to the fourth beer, you basically have to go to ten or you like. Because four beers. If you have four beers, you're. You're signing up for maybe not a hangover, but at least feeling a little off in the morning. Anything under four, you can survive and feel fine and still get a little buzz.

I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like, you get the buzz going, you're having a good time, but you don't get that crash afterwards. And I don't think it affects your game. If anything, it makes you more relaxed.

Yeah.

Golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of alcohol to nicotine to whatever other substances you're ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at the balance. Now, you never stay at that balance because it's actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio. But if you have to play, like, a back nine and you hit that three beer level and hole number eleven.

Then you're tinkering with it.

Then you tinker with. You experiment with the level three. I forget about zillion beers. Like, three beers should be a brand.

Yeah, three beers is great.

Three beers in a phantom.

Actually, we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today.

Three beers, perfect.

Out of a boot of each of us. That's gonna suck.

Yeah, I'm going tortoise in the pear mode.

Yeah, tortoise in the pear. What?

They're both towards the hair. Yeah.

So, Max. Yeah, we'll. We'll go tortoise in the pair mode.

Who's the tortoise and whose pair? I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go hair your hair. I'm hairy.

Loses the race. Yeah, read the tortoise in the hair and say, I don't know, man. I still think the hair's gonna win, dude.

Hair in the pair.

Yeah. Wait, wait, Max early. What place did the hair finish?

In the second.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. Pft.

My hot seat is going to be. Hank took one of mine.

Okay.

My hot seat is going to be Croatia, because Croatia lost in the 8th minute of.

Wait, what was your hot.

Wait, which one?

I just lied about that.

You didn't know about the necklace and there's no way you knew about the three beers.

Yeah, no, my.

Wait, I did. Good catch. Hey. Yeah, yeah, I was totally, I was totally going with it. I was like, yeah, yeah.

After I said that and I remembered what Hank's hot seat cool throwing was.

No.

Which 01:00 a.m. i gonna lie about having? Oh, shit, I can't do either one. I guess I'll just fess up to it. You could do, you know, I actually have some. It was just on the, on the wrong tab that I opened up. So my hot seat is going to be gay Paris. Oh, Paris for the Olympics. Did you see about the plan that a bunch of Parisians had to fuck with their government? No, I actually respect this out of the French. So the president, Emmanuel Macron, and I think the mayor, Hidalgo or whatever, of Paris, they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics. So then thousands of french people said, you know what? On this day, we're going to do a flash mob down at the river. We're all going to go into the river and we're going to shit in it so that the shit gets on to our president and the mayor of the city, which, which is awesome. I don't, I have no idea what the politics are behind all this. I just think that it rocks to say we're going to take a shit on our president.

Yes.

I think that's a very fun thing to do. But then Macron said that he's not going to get in the river after all, citing, like, a political concern. So he just didn't want to get shit on him. Kind of a pussy move.

Oh.

To not jump on the river. But I stand with the French.

I. That's awesome. That's an awesome move to get on to just, you know, do a quick prank on your. On your president.

Take a shit on him.

Why not?

We, one day a year, we should all get to shit on the president.

At least throw stones at him.

Yeah, do the lottery. Yeah, but it's always the president.

It's always the president.

Yeah. Or no. There should be, like, ten people that get to slap the president. And you enter a lottery at the end of every year, and then they. They draw out of the millions of participants, they draw ten numbers, and then you just get to walk into a room and just power slap the fuck out of whoever the president is.

Yeah. I honestly think, though, that if you smacked Biden, it would be like, that show is a cake. Or what? Is it cake or not?

Yeah. Is it cake?

Yeah. Is it.

Will it cake?

Yeah. Will it cake? You just slap him and just be like, wait, why do I have cake all on my hand? And he just melts.

Or his head might spin 360 degrees around, like. Like in the exorcist, and just open his mouth, scream at you.

Yeah.

My cool throne is going to be focusing. Focusing is on the cool throne because JJ Reddick, new coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, he said that he is no longer in the content game. He is not doing any podcasts anymore. He turned his back on the podcast community. That built him up to the point that he's at right now. Big time, big time backstabbing move on JJ's part. And I would just like to say, I think we should ban him from part of my. Take JJ's band for part of my day. No. No longer invited on the show.

I'd still like him on.

Unless he decides if you come on. If he decides that he can do podcasts again, then he can come back on the show.

Yes.

But until that moment, he's banned from part of my.

Correct. Okay, that's fair. That's fair.

Yeah. I mean, I would. Personally, I would never take an NBA head coaching job that banned me from podcasting.

Nope.

But that's just me. I guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all.

They're exactly right. Exactly.

And then in his introductory press conference, he used the f word. He used bad language.

He swore.

And people are angry about that.

People are really angry. Angry about that. I saw Peter Vesey saying he was upset about it. Frank Isola said, enough already with the bleeping profanity in public. And the what? The bleeping. Excuse me? In public and during press conferences. Politician athletes, coaches, over the top. Disgusting.

And JJ would say, I don't really give a fuck.

Yeah, I did. Kind of appreciate it. I liked it. Also, Rob Polinka had one of the worst haircuts ever, which I think was unintentional.

I'm not Rob Lowe.

Yeah. And also, everyone talk about my haircut. Not talk about the fact that JJ Reddick's coaching experience is fourth grade.

Yeah, that was a bad graphic.

That they was tough graphic.

Fourth grade volunteer.

Head coach, grade volunteer. I think JJ will do a good job. I just wish they were a little bit more honest about it, and especially LeBron, because he said that he had no interaction or discussion with JJ during the coaching decisions. He did a four month interview on a podcast with them.

They never talked.

Four month interview.

They never talked about getting together. They never talked about basketball philosophy. No, they never talked. That conversation was all between the proper channels. JJ Reddick and Rob Polenka only.

How stupid does he think we. That was a literal interview.

Well, what's weird is that it's not tampering.

No, it was genius. Yeah, but just say what it was. Yeah.

LeBron, you can have conversations with people and be like, I think this guy would be a good coach.

Right.

And then you can make a recommendation during your team's coaching search. That would be a normal, expected thing to do. I don't understand why he's lying about this.

Right. Just say, yeah. We decided. We realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever, and we did a podcast about the flaw, our philosophies of basketball while doing it. Yeah. I was essentially interviewing him for the job, and then we hired him.

Yeah.

And it's awesome.

I just think that it's sad that, you know, the JJ.

Where's he.

No, he was a. That, and also, he was a podcaster.

Yeah.

And then now he's back. Now he's trying to act like he's not a podcaster anymore.

He turned his back on the family.

He used podcasting.

Yes.

That's what your attempt. He used pie. It's a stepping stone job.

Yes, exactly.

Sad.

It is sad. Okay. My hot seat is Max. Max is on the hot seat.

I know why.

Because Dave Portnoy, our boss, has decided to make a bet on MLB futures, and he put $200,000 on the Philadelphia Phillies.

They're a great team.

Max, let's talk about this for a second, because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and Nova, and I have. I have jumped in your hole on different sports. There is a big difference between me and Dave in this respect.

Yeah.

No, because I always will love you no matter what. I like at the end of the day, I like jumping in your hole and being there side by side. But, like, I genuinely love you. Dave hates you. He detests you as a human being.

Yeah, yeah. I'm aware so I don't, I'm, I. My, when Hank said this before the show started, my heart, like, sunk. Yes, it is, like, the last thing that I want to.

So what's going to happen when you're in your overalls and pigtails screaming at us?

And it's that I think the vibe is going to be much different. This.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I mean, the thing about Max, though, is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports. Like, you can go into it with a strategy of how you're gonna play it, but Max is gonna come out no matter what.

Yeah, I guess it's, it's just gonna be weird because I'm already picturing Dave has that look, like when he looks at someone, when he wants to blame them for something with sports.

Yeah.

That he's just gonna be looking at me if, like, the Phillies strike out in a big spot and it's just gonna be like that little side eye and I'm, and I'm not gonna be able to. It's, I'm gonna be worried about the Phillies winning the World Series, and then I'm also gonna be worried about the owner of this company, like, firing me at any point.

He's not gonna fire you. He's not gonna fire you.

He might, he might threaten to fire you.

He might threaten to fire you and also, like, belittle you and blame you for everything, but he's not going to fire you because he can't fire you.

When Max heard the news, he tells.

Me that I should fire you. I might have to fire you, but okay. Yeah.

When Max heard the news, you saw his future flash in front of his eyes. Max immediately put himself, like, looking into early October and seeing all these things Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him and Max just, he just melted a tiny bit.

And the, in the, in the funniest part. Not the funniest part, but the Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS because the NL is trash.

Yeah.

Like, they will be in big playoff games.

What are the chances?

There's no way that they're not going to be in big playoff games. They are. Bet they are. Better.

It's a lock.

They are better than, than a lot of these teams. Like the wild cards. A joke. The teams are going to get in are going to be a joke. The Phillies will be in the NLCs.

It would be.

I don't know if they'll win the NLCS. That's going to be a tough I.

Mean, the Dodgers are amazing.

I know the Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS, most likely, but they like the way the NL is set up. I think they will be in the NLCs.

I don't know baseball so weird. Anything like.

That was your first test.

But I'm just like, what are the chances, like, the Phillies make it to the World Series? Dave's like, you can't watch this game.

I know. He wouldn't say that. He might say that. You can't.

Like, what if he's like, you're such bad vibes, like, you because, yes.

You're good for the. For content. So having you on a stream watching the games is. He's gonna stream it.

That's. That's true.

So you're fine.

Point.

That's good. Point.

That's a good pointy.

Is it? Surviving Barstool is right around playoffs, so maybe. Maybe he'll watch it.

That's a good point, Hank.

It's Mini.

Well, no, Smitty will be his punching. Like he. As much as he dislikes me.

Yeah, he dislikes me. Right.

Ten x ray, next of me.

Ron's the real winner out of all this.

Yeah.

Wins everything here. But. But also, Max, think about the positives. What if they win it all? He might give you. He might rip you off a fucking check.

I don't think. I think that it'll all be like, I am the only one that get that. That city. That's that city. That stinky loser.

Max needed Dave to save him.

Yes.

When I step right. And then he's also gonna say, I'm the only one that believes Nick Foles. I'm the only one that believes in this Phillies team. I'm the biggest Phillies fan here.

Correct. Yeah. So if they lose, it'll all be my fault. If they win, it'll only be because of.

Yeah.

Yeah.

True.

Yeah, it's.

Yeah.

It's not a great situation to be in.

You'll find your way.

Yeah. Yeah. Fun.

You've got good instincts.

All right. My cool throne is stale blue coffee because we have new. Two new flavors.

Do you have necklaces?

We don't, but we can actually work on that. I'll try to get you a necklace.

Okay. Yeah.

Blueberry muffin. Delicious cold brew, new flavor. Two new flavors. Blueberry muffin. This one, if you put a little milk in, it, unlocks the entire flavor. And then we have cinnamon, sugar, donut, cold brew. Super easy to make. Throw two pouches in a pitcher, sum.

Some that to booger.

Yes. Oh, good call. Because he loves coffee, so he can't resist. I'm like, you're eating donuts, dude. So the cinnamon sugar doughnuts. Very good. Yeah, put them. Put them in your pitcher, throw it in your fridge. You have it for the whole week. Go buy it right now. Help some dogs as well. All right. Do we have anything else before we get into will? And then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds in the other end.

Congrats to Tennessee. Tennessee baseball won the College World Series.

That's a team to back. They, they. I feel like the last few years have been climbing the hill, climbing the mountain where they've stumbled. They've had some pretty sad, you know, losses. I think they didn't even. Did they not make Omaha, like, a year ago or two years ago when they were one of the best teams? Either way, they were dominant all year. They were the number one team. They even lost the first game. Just to make it a little interesting.

Five consecutive national championships for the SEC.

Yeah.

Big time. You saw the conference fans come out last night.

Yes.

Sec. We did it again.

Yes. That's just. I mean, there's like, half the country doesn't. A lot of the country doesn't have baseball.

But, yeah, but sec.

Yeah, but sec, but, yeah. Congrats. Tennessee fall for life. Peyton said this is just the start. He said we're. We're going to start winning in everything.

I mean, football may. They might be pretty good. In football, they've got a great quarterback, but in basketball, I felt like this was the year.

Yeah, yeah.

But it's okay. You won a national championship.

You won a national title. Flags fly forever. Yep. Okay, so we have Will Compton, and then the next time you hear us without will, we will be drunk as fuck. After whatever has transpired in beer games, you're going to get a live look at what happened today. Let's send it in to Will.

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Okay, we now welcome on a guest.

I'm so excited for this pod.

No, he's a guest.

It's a guest. Well, we'll see if you can get back to very, very special guest. I think right now you're a guest.

I think you're a very special human being.

Yeah.

Even Compton. He was a guest on part of my take. Even better. Human being.

Yeah, he's. Yeah, you're right. When you see him, you're like, there's our special boy.

Yeah.

As of right now.

As of right now. All right.

So special.

Yeah.

But you're not a special guest, so.

Let'S set the stage. So this is. This is being done in secret. You're here for the dozen trivia. Yeah. At. When people listen to this, they will know that we are back into beer games. Yeah, the beer Olympics.

The beer games.

Now, what would happen if we said beer Olympics? The entire beer games? Would you guys get sued?

I don't think so.

I think BFT.

I think it's more. I think it's more of, like, titling. Like, we can't title it that because it's the year.

What if I titled all of my tweets and everything?

I think you're okay to do that.

What if we wore shirts during the beer Olympics that just had the Olympic logo except it was just beer mugs?

I still think that that's okay. What?

What?

I don't know how crazy they are. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know if it's like you can't even tweet Super bowl.

What if I paid JP one, two, or three to title the video beer Olympics?

They wouldn't do that.

Everyone's got a price.

They do. Yeah, but I would think that they would say, hey, we're getting offered this amount of money, right? Change the title.

Well, what if I.

Can you match it?

What if I offered him so much money, I was like, the only condition is you can't tell them.

They'd probably do it.

Okay. All right.

What if we just.

These are just shames that we're saying.

Yeah, that would be a shame.

Do you guys have a meme guy?

Yeah.

What if we hired your meme guy?

I mean, he probably. He probably, like, I. My dream was to work for part of my take.

What if I was.

Whatever.

I was gonna say, like, I don't think they would think about it, but I would assume my heart of hearts tells me that they would not leave bus and to go to part of my take.

How much would you tell, like, for our memes guy. For your memes guy, what would the trade look like there?

I don't know. I don't know what all the memes guy does. Is he. Is he a five tool athlete?

Our memes guy?

Yeah.

Lacrosse. College lacrosse player.

Okay.

He is on a pip, though.

What else can he do outside of the. The memes?

Not a whole lot, really. Take care of a turtle.

Does he. What does he do structurally or operationally for you guys?

He gets very mad at italian reporters.

Mm hmm.

Okay.

Yeah.

See? A good vibe. Good vibes. Yeah.

Oh, no. Definitely not the opposite of goodbye.

If you take, you probably have to offer. You have to offer memes and money to go with this package together.

Yeah, we'd have to throw in a pick.

Yeah.

Yeah. Cuz our guys are good vibes. Guys can. They're good hangs.

Yeah, we. We don't. We. Max is our only good vibes guy. Hank and memes are both just bad.

Vibes all the time, and they hate each other. They make each other worse.

They're oil and water and. And just. Just bring all of our vibes down constantly.

I'm great vibes.

Oh, yeah. Oh. 8 hours after you won a title. Weird how that works.

Will knows.

I think. I think you have moments of being a good vibes guy.

Yeah, of course.

A lot of time from the outside looking in, it seems like you're just like, all right. Another fucking day. Another fucking day around these boys when.

Hank wins a championship. He's a great vibes guy, and it does happen frequently enough to him that he, you know, that's like once every five years, we get a great day of Hank happening.

Hank skipped into work today at, like, 830 in the morning. You know how I saw him in the parking lot? I was like, what is going on right now?

You know, mincey gets here, like, early, and he just walks around hoping that, you know, someone will have a conversation with him. Yeah, Hank did that this morning. Hank was part Mincy this morning, just wandering around the office being like, you guys want to talk to me or anything about the Celtics, say anything to me.

All right, so. So to set. Set the stage of what we're doing here. So, like I said, when people listen to this, they'll already know that we're in beer games. We can go through. There was a lot of.

Lot of.

Lot of history back and forth.

Yeah.

But at the end of the day, we're happy that we're going to be competing in beer games. We also are going to do, at the end of this interview, Max has a concussion test for us that he's going to administer to us after beer games that we're going to run on Wednesday's episodes. The end of the show after this interview will be us drunk after beer games.

Okay.

But we are happy that we're back in it. Man.

Did it.

Was it a road? And it's a surprise. Like, no one else besides you and Taylor know that we're back in.

Right.

We're excited. We have a big. Where. People will have seen it by now, but we have a big body armor truck. We're coming in. We wanted to. We want to come in like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

It's an incredible idea. It's going to be to bring it all back because it was bad. We personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship, and I.

Yes, yes, yes. Because, I mean, how would you. How would you describe the beer games? Scheduling.

The scheduling?

Yes.

From which angle? Because there's multiple angles.

Okay.

And what, I need to be cautious of walking myself down to certain angles, and then I get you guys divide and conquer me, and then I can't talk about one soul thing because a lot of things happened.

I have no ulterior motive here. Sounds like you're worried.

No, no. I'm just saying you guys are really good. I just got to be on my. I got to be on my stuff.

You're worried we're going to divide and conquer yourself.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's only you here right now.

I know, but it's an intimidating factor. I'm sitting here. The couch is lower than your guys's desk. You guys are kind of two on one talking down to me.

Okay, so let's start with. You said that there's multiple angles. Let's start with the one that is. That makes you look the best. Okay, how did the schedule.

Yeah.

Let us look the best.

Yeah. Yeah. Even.

Even.

This isn't gonna be good. Yeah.

No, it's not, because I'm only able to tell from my. From my lens and my angle?

Yeah.

The scheduling element was very unfortunate to start there. So last year, the couple years we've done the beer games, we've had them on the. The week that minicamp gets overdose after tight end. You.

Yeah.

As George does. Tighten you right after minican.

Is George gonna be competing in beer games?

No, he'll be a referee now that. Now that this is coming out on Wednesday. No, like the boy. He's. He's. He's nursing a lot. He's nursing some. I don't want to say all of us.

Okay.

This is phase me.

Yeah.

It's after. After minicamp is phase me. Then you report to offseason, you report to the training later. Yeah.

Yeah.

Did you ever come close to getting arrested during phase me?

I don't even know what you're referring to.

Save me is what happens after the otas, and then all the players are kind of left to themselves.

Yeah.

The jets call it phase me, where you work on yourself and then you come back for training camp.

It's when all the way. It's like, the only thing that can happen in this period of time between mini camp and training camp is bad.

Never got arrested.

There's no in between phase anything close?

No.

Okay.

It was always, you know, I had to make the team every year.

Yeah, that's true.

So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days.

So face me. Wasn't even fun for you. Yeah.

Faze me. Wasn't fun for me. It was more like anxiety. Like, damn, it's coming.

It's coming. Yeah.

Are you going about this year?

If you have an injury, if you're. Or whatever. I don't know what kiddos dealing with, but if you're recovering from something, probably not the best look to be just, like, chugging beers.

Right. And, like, when you can't make the club in the pub, when you're that committed to ball, which George is like, you just think of it as you put alcohol in your body, inflammation. Like, would this be good for me? I need to start dialing in. You start. That anxiety is, like, there.

Yeah.

Okay, so. So back to the scheduling part.

So the scheduling part, having at the times that we. That we've had it in June going into this year during the Super bowl week, I'm starting to learn that it's on the exact same time as the dozen.

When you say, I'm starting to learn, what you're actually saying is, you told me the date, and I said, that is already scheduled for the dozen.

Correct.

Because you kind of went. That was a gloss over of. I'm starting to learn.

Okay. I learned at the Super bowl week that the dozen trivia tournament was happening at the exact big cat.

Yeah. Which is the whole.

Which is the whole company starting to learn. I'm starting Jeff. Jeff and I get on the phone, and he's like, I can schedule your games. Like, it was like Sunday. It was basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open. Like, how. I'm going back for tighten you at this point.

We would love our. Yeah, I know you love tighten you. Because we were invited to tight end you. But we can't. Because of the dozen.

Right. But you could have went on Wednesday.

No, we could. We can't.

I plan a game. Hank has a game.

Yeah, a game.

What do you mean?

We're playing in trivia.

Right? I was.

You.

Listen, listen. This is it. This is it. This is what I'm saying. You start getting ripped apart here.

Yeah. You moved beer games to the week that the dozen was the dozen, then moved time out.

That that is. That is where it's all. We didn't move the beer game. So the week of the dozen beer olympics.

Sorry.

The beer Olympics, we didn't move it. We just learned Super bowl week that they were getting planned for the same act.

Okay. Okay.

I'm on the phone with Jeff. We're figuring out, hey, I can play you on Sunday, Monday. Let's say you go out to do beer games Tuesday. If you guys win, you'll have to be back for the final four. Like, we're working it out just between us two. And so that it was step one, as we're starting to capture some. Some shit from like, hey, you're scheduling the same.

Yeah, yeah. And started six months.

That's where it started.

There's also. There's other people that would be competing in the beer Olympics that also had to do the dozen, though, right? That's the thing.

Correct.

So they could schedule the booze ponies.

Myself, I was thinking, like, after we had the success that we had with the beer olympics last year, you guys wanted to participate, and we're kind of sitting back like, yeah, we need to get. Yeah, we need to welcome the cats that want to. Want to play.

Yeah.

Because the first year we did it, it was just o lineman. It was the titans o line. We had a good time. We're like, how can we make it bigger this year? And it just, like, Burt and Shane were in, and it kind of all worked out. And then you saw the. You saw the reaction on social media. Dan wanted to be in like the boys wanted to be in. It's like, yeah. How do we make this thing even bigger?

Yep.

And at that point, during Super bowl week, we also sat down with Jason. Kelsey.

Yeah.

We sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day we could do it on that week, because at that point, it was on Wednesday.

Yeah.

And he was like. And for everybody to learn, too. When their beer bowl came out, it kind of seemed like they were cooking us or making that, but they were doing it for years.

They were.

But Jason was like, hey, we have the beer bowl. That we do, and we do those for two days. We do that on Wednesday, Thursday. If you guys moved it to Tuesday, up a day.

Yep.

We can make it all work, because Travis really wants to do this. I can't leave him hanging, like, where we want to do the. The beer Olympics.

So we build the whole beer.

So we build the whole. Yes. Bert, Shane, Kelsey's. And then, obviously, you want to get the returning champs, George. And at that point, George was. He was down to do it, but he's like, I just kind of got it. So see how the offseason unfolds at.

This point in this story.

Yeah.

Will is thinking, and I've heard this from multiple reports. So the beer Olympics are scheduled. We've moved the dozen. The Kelsey's are in. There was a point. And this is going to shock people, because whatever. Everything has transpired since, with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything. I've heard from multiple reports that Will said there was a 30% chance that Taylor Swift was gonna come to the beer lip.

Oh, my God.

He. There was a 30% chance Taylor Swift was going to attend the beer.

I.

You never know.

I think.

You never know.

I think there's still a chat show up.

That's where we came from. That was where. That was the height.

Well, the 30% chance of Taylor Swift, like, when Dave was. Now Dave come. Dave was down to do the beer games, like, a ten, because we're gonna have him be your partner. Yeah. And he was on board at first until he wasn't, and then when he really wasn't on board, he's like, you could get me back if you get Taylor Swift.

Right? Okay.

So we're like, okay, there's a shot.

On a diva Dave.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a shot in the dark that we get.

Yeah.

That we get DP at the game.

I mean, you could always just get. Well, who would dave play with if not Taylor Swift. Miss Peaches.

Yeah.

Get Miss Peaches to compete in the beer olympics. That would get some fucking.

That would get some track bigger than Taylor Swift. So, all right, so you're set, and then you got all these guys, and then one by one, they just start dropping out.

Yes. So the whole. That week. That week when the. The antennas really started to go up was the fact that we did want barstool personalities to do it.

Yeah.

And that way, it was collat. That was where it was like, you know, you're kind of. You're kind of hitting heads because there you guys are, you know, first and foremost with a dozen. And so it's like, damn, how are we going to pivot from this? The next week is when we had. We basically got on the phone with barstool. Like the sales team.

You demanded 40 people timeout there.

There's a lot of b's in that.

Okay.

We got on the phone, and you know how it works. Like, they're. They're starting to pitch the idea for sponsors on the event, everything else. As we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games with Vegas, because over the last year, we've built a good reputation or a good relationship with red rocks.

Yeah.

Taylor brought up the Vegas idea, and it was kind of like, you know, red rocks having the hotel and casino. You have everything in house. You have to worry about guys. Like, you have to worry about transportation, food, drink. Everything is right there. Nobody has to leave.

Chaos.

Yeah. Tunnel of chaos. Vegas kind of hosts itself. You don't have to worry about getting everybody over there, like, hey, make sure you don't drive.

Yeah.

It's gonna be a movie. Like, all of that. With the talent that we had committed at the time, it felt like it made more sense, because last year, we did a bubble.

Like the NBA bubble.

Yeah.

In red.

Yeah. So this was the peak. This. The peace was. We had. We had Vegas games. We had the venue. We had Shane Gillis. We had Burt. We had the Kelsey brothers. We had 40 people demanded from Barstool doing a movie.

Yeah.

This was. At this point, this was the biggest thing that's basically ever been created.

Correct. And then that year, as the year unfolded, McGregor Chandler gets announced for.

My God.

So he probably would have come by jelly roll.

Yeah, jelly roll. He was throwing it. He was doing a concert.

Yeah. So it's all perfect and then.

All perfect. So I do want to go to the part where all resort like this, budget resources get poured into bussing with.

Now that's not. We don't need that.

That isn't.

That isn't important.

That is important because we said this, the. The vision of it all, and then they're like, all right, we're gonna take this to sales. It seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year. So we're fired up. The next phone call is when we get told, hey, this could be. This is an awesome deal. This could be a tent pole event. Barstool. We want to get behind this more. So what do you guys think about the idea of Rob? Because we brought up Rob in the first one. Like, it would be sick to have a high level production team, because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories throughout the games. Like, it could be really cool for the audience to kind of see the perspective from.

Yeah.

Shane's team, from your guys.

Oh, my God.

To see all the different, like, in.

Season hard knocks for the AFC kind.

Of bring, like, a reality element to it that kind of gives different perspective movie. And they're like, what would you think are? They're like, we can have. We can put Rob's team on this.

Love it.

Rob's one of the guys here. He's productive.

Yeah.

He does a plus commercials that we do. Yeah.

Yeah. Surviving that bar. So put together last year. And my first question was, what about the dozen and Jeff? And the response was, jeff's gonna have to move the dozen. Oh, and you boxed him out. And I literally said, can I please call him? Because, oh, wow, this sucks.

That's so. This is a nice. So. So you did call him, because you call us when you kicked us out of the beer games.

Okay. Yeah. Yes. Which. We'll get to that.

How did you take that call?

They didn't. They were like, you can't tell him yet. We will tell him when he needs to know. And I was like, I did. I truly felt like, this sucks. Like, this is not this, but doesn't. Everything's gonna have to get moved. And then. And then we also get told that there's gonna be a $300,000 budget put behind this.

Wow.

So we're like, we're obviously fired up that that bar still wants to buy into this because years pass. It's like, we're doing the contractors. We kind of operate solo. Bar still sale. Does all the sales. Like, we kind of have to figure out our own way, make it sick. And when bar still buys in like, that, we're like, oh, this is awesome. Like, this is really becoming, like, what we wanted it to be. And all the unfolding of it gets moved for dozen. You kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it because it does suck. But it's like, what do you do? And then, unfortunately, what a shame. Travis backs out.

Oh, no.

We get the call. Oh, no. That was like, God damn it, dude. Like, this is gonna start looking like, yeah, even more shitty because we've already taken. We've already had to move the dozen, which sucked. And then Burt drops out. Then Shane's kind of playing the up in the air game where he's kind of, like, joking on you that he's not doing it. But I kind of had a calm. I was like, bro, I. We have to know if you're gonna do this, because we gotta lock in what names are on. Like, this is getting sold at a higher level like this. There's more going into this this year to wherever they need to know names beforehand. Like, it's. It's beyond us.

It's beyond.

It's bigger than before.

Yeah, bigger than us.

And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna go, blah, blah, blah. We go to a show. He's like, I'll be there. Then he gets a. An awesome deal with Bud light where he's got to shoot a commercial. So he's like, you gotta do it. You have to understand that he has. If you isolate the. If you isolate the situation, you're like, we get it. But collectively, it's like, this is going to be an avalanche on us.

It's like, you almost made it too big.

Right, right.

Got beyond your control. You're like Oppenheimer.

Yeah. We couldn't control it.

Yeah.

Which it was like, Taylor and I, it's the first time we've actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance.

Shouldn't do that.

And it bit us in the ass. All four of those. The four biggest teams. George is like, hey, I can't swing it. CMC's also has a wedding that week that he's like, I'm going to go. It's just hard to swing everything.

But even if Travis drops out, Jason is still huge.

Right?

Jason's going to be there, which I'm pumped about, because that guy would. He's not gonna skip to do, like, what's he gonna do? Like, he's drinking beer that weekend, right?

Yeah. He's drinking beer the entire week, I believe.

Right. So. All right, so.

So all of that falls through.

Yep.

What part of the story we're.

Yet now we're at Dave pulling.

This is.

We missed it. We missed one. One little piece.

Which piece?

You know, a piece.

Okay. Now, as each person falls out, I'm on the yak as this stuff is happening. Yeah, we're embracing it the best way we can, but there's never any conversation about, like, pivoting. It was like, hey, if there are cameras that are on certain teams that you don't need them on, you know, who could we take them off of? And we're kind of naming those teams and then we're kind of thinking, let's not try to build it back to 16 teams. Let's keep it at twelve so we don't stress ourselves out because this is already becoming a big time stressor for the effort and everything going into it. And Dave is a hard out. He's shitting on it every week. It's on the unnamed show. Every week. You guys are running your. Your bits on. On. Pardon my take a. But at that point.

Well, no, it wasn't a bit. We said it would be a shame.

It would be a shame if this happened.

But it's talking that doesn't. Would it not have been a shame?

It's a. Yeah. It's a. Yeah. We're all having fun jokes.

That's not a joke. It would have been a shame.

Yeah.

Here's the thing.

I don't want you to take any of that personally because I was always. Here's what my thought was the whole time. I was always pumped about the actual beer games.

Correct.

I. I was looking so forward to it. I love drinking beers with the boys. I love beers. I'd still like beers. I'm like. I'm like Kavanaugh. I like beer, sir.

Yeah.

I enjoy beer. The travel part was always tough. And then also, it's just so fun to cancel plans, right? It's so fun. You know? It is, right? Like, have you ever canceled a good plan? And then you like, this feels great.

Pft. Also.

Right? And here's where, here's where I'll throw.

You something because you're missing one.

You were. You were also being like, hey, why don't you guys move it?

Well, well, you're still missing the one thing I wouldn't stress. So here. Here was in Pft's, right? I always wanted to compete.

Yeah. And I do.

The actual beer games was awesome. The one piece that you're missing, Taylor, went to Mexico. Will and I had a conversation. Will told me the beer games were on Monday.

No, that was Wednesday. I said the 26.

No, you said Monday. We. I have the clip. We had this conversation. He said it was Monday. The.

The.

Whatever it is. What's that, the 23rd or. No.

Could have easily said 26.

So he told me it was Monday or 25. I always wanted to go out to the sphere to see the grateful dead. Okay.

And that's that weekend right before they've.

Been playing, like, for a bunch of weekends.

Okay.

So I was gonna go at some point in this run, you told me the beer games of beer Olympics. Excuse me. Was that Monday? I said, perfect. I will go to the sphere on that weekend, and then we can. The boys can come out Sunday. We'll do one podcast, and then we'll do the beer Olympics on Monday.

Need the list. You're like, hey, what's the list? So we can.

Made a whole bit. Yeah. Made a hole. Yeah. We were going to interview a bunch of people, made a whole vacation around it. Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes, what is will talking about? The beer games are on. The beer Olympics are on Tuesday. So now I'm going to Vegas. I'm making all the part of my take. Guys come out Sunday because we record on Sunday nights, and then we're. So we're now. It now went from a two day trip to, they have to come Sunday, do nothing Monday, because everyone dropped out. We have no interviews to do beer games. Beer Olympics Tuesday, flyback Wednesday. So now it's a four day thing.

That.

Because you just told me the wrong date.

Yeah.

And I scheduled a whole vacation around it.

Yes, you did.

You guys, that was where I was, like, I don't.

Because I feel like, too. When I was saying, like, it's on Monday, it's like, when all of it was happening, we moved it. You know, we're busting each other's balls and stuff. It's like, at least the relief is that it's right after the weekend.

Yeah.

You had the vacation set up. You had the business part of it set up. It's like, this is a good. At some good optimism to wrap around.

So that was my whole problem, was that draft night.

We learned.

Yeah, we learned.

Hang on.

It's the wrong date. Yeah. And I have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th. And so that was where I was. Like, this now has become a four day commitment for me where we can't even do work. We can't even interview anyone.

Right.

So that's where I started to be. Like, I really don't want to go again. I want to play in the beer games. But I don't want to be in Vegas for four days doing absolutely nothing.

Right.

That was the shame.

Now, the way you explain it, right now, being in Vegas for four days with absolutely no commitments does sound pretty fun.

But we would also.

That does sound.

We would not be on the strip. We'd be at Red Rocks.

Yes.

With no intercast.

Imagine how much money.

Yeah. I mean, we would be fine.

And so that's where I was like, will kind of fucked me here because he. His brain can't even say the correct date.

Right, right. But the joking, that lightness of committed. I hate this. I don't want to go.

Yeah.

Is where, as it all unfolded, the week that it unfolded, where it blows up, we get resources pulled from us and everything else. We had to make a move.

Well, I want to give you credit. I want to give you credit. And I did apologize. I probably shouldn't have complained as much as I did. Although I. Again, it was because you told me the wrong date.

Timeout. May I say. May I throw another wrinkle in there the week before you continue to complain. Correct me. A nice late night. I was like, hey, no more jokes.

Yeah.

All in. Let's make this fun.

Yeah.

No more bust.

But I still was also.

And I even responded. I said, I'm glad you said that. I was starting to lose my positive vibe.

I know.

Because we can. We got it. So you. You got Dave's being Dave. Like, he's cancel it, blah, blah, blah. I'm truly thinking this is all in the. The spirit of con. Like, Dave's just doing his thing and then Dan's complaining, and then as he's the part where I know I fuck that up, it gets great. It got great for me. I'll speak for myself. Is, like, real shit was, like, stressing us out about it. And the guy, like, the guys who were involved and needed it because you guys were, like, the next biggest brand for us, that we had a appreciate. It's like you needed more allyship versus, like, yeah, hey, we're committed the whole time. You were committed, but you weren't ally.

We weren't.

I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it and all the shit you guys were juggling behind the scenes response. That does sound like a pain in the ass.

What?

So if that. If that made things, like, a little bit more stressful, I apologize for whatever part I had to play in that.

Yeah.

At the same time, was just fun to just constantly like, yeah. Taunt that.

No doubt you guys are doing thing, which was fun.

And what really was, I didn't communicate well, because what did happen in between me saying, all right, no more jokes, I'm all in, was we got offered Joe Burrow, and we had say no because we were gonna be in Vegas for four days. And I was like, well, now this sucks even more.

Which, when we were talking through it, it's like, see, you saying that, like, I. It makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn't work out, because when it unfolded and got. And all the resources got pulled, like, mind you, all the. Every. The budget and all the research that were poured into it, every week on Thursday, there's a production meeting about making progress, strategizing how we going to do this, how we going to do that? And never once, like, we thought about cutting cameras, but never once was there, hey, we got to pull the plug on this. Or there was a heads up about strategizing. I'm just thinking, Dave doing. Dave saying, cancel it. You guys are at the horse races.

Yeah.

I'm just thinking, like, he's doing it in content because there's no real act being had.

All I wanted was it to get moved to Nashville. And then literally all I wanted, I was begging for. Yeah, like a month. And then you guys, I got to give you credit. You pulled an incredible move. You kicked us out of beer game.

Yeah. And people were dropping out. Then we kicked out our next big.

You kicked us out and. And you did. It was like, it. I honestly tipped my cap because you kicked us out. And then at the end of the video said, oh, and we're moving to Nashville, which is all we ever wanted. And we. If you had told us that you were moving to Nashville, we would have been like, yes, we're all in. Which, obviously we're all in because we're coming to Nashville. But you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative, and now we're not down. For the boys, it was masterclass and masterclass move doing it.

I was like. I even remember saying, like, I'm telling you, should we let them in on this?

No, you did not.

I know.

Yeah.

Cuz even the drive home, I remember we were on the phone. You're kinda. Hey, I was a day gone. I was like, bro, it's shitty.

Yeah.

I was like, we legitimately, like, got everything pulled from us, like, suddenly.

Yeah.

And I obviously, I knew they wanted us to cancel it. And I was playing like, you know, I can't go out like that. Leonidas 300, and it's all text exchange. Rico's tweeting from his burner.

Yeah.

Something in how all this ultimately is bringing attention to it. How do we continue to like, hey, jelly rolls on the rocks. We're taking blows. We're bleeding out. How do we kind of keep all the attention? Because we can't beat Dave at this game. Like, he's going to.

Yes.

Thing about. And then you're like, yeah, how do.

You pardon my take in front of the cannons?

Yeah. But then walking when he. When he pulled it. And seriously, Dave, he. There's no. There was no inkling about it. Like, we're not getting on the phone. He's not like, hey, this. We legitimately. We're throwing way too much behind this. Like, let's think of different options.

Yeah.

Just all like, you think back. That's what I was upset about. It's like, bro, you just pulled this and you had other people, us fair and it totally fine. Dan. I get a text, like, hey, can you come on the act? I'm thinking I was. When I think bars. So I think Daniel, Dave, like, they all know what's happening.

I did not know I was golfing that morning at our Stella blue golf event. So I. And that was bad communication. You know, I was basically fucking with.

You when I literally like, hey, another bad thing happened.

Yeah.

I'm thinking I can't put on the joke.

Yes.

Right now.

Yeah.

I'm legitimately enraged that all of this is just going to shit. And then our next message from Dave was, hey. Talked about the beer Olympics on the rundown. All positive stuff or nothing. Too bad. All positive spin is what he said. So that night, I'm listening to the rundown, and it's just Dave shitting on it heavy. And Dan still going, complaining about, oh, I hate this. I don't want to go. It's in Vegas. If they would just move it to Chicago. Like, I. I hate having to do this. And so we had to kind of make the move that we made because I wanted to tell you so bad about the we had coming out. I was like, you just have to watch.

I. You know what?

Because I couldn't let you get ahead of it. The only would have masterminded.

The only mistake I made. And I'm so mad at myself because what happened was on Monday, your Tuesday, you guys released your podcast, and you're.

Like, in the morning, I released a clip top. Here's your guys.

Like, here's the out for part of my take. They can. They can drop out. No hard feelings. I woke up at 630 in the morning, saw that clip and I hadn't talked to any of the guys and I almost quote you and said, great, thank you so much. We're out. And I wish I had because before, before we could, you fired us.

Yeah, cuz I was sitting back, I was like, kind of like, how's big heck gonna. It was mass play this or respond to it. You had your coffee meme up and nothing really. And then the yak clip came out. Yeah, he flipped on us, kind of like, oh, you know, you guys can back out now. And, and somebody was like, so are you going to, are you gonna back out? Are you gonna go? And you're like, well, we had the top quarterback. If we can salvage that interview, we're gonna back out. If not, we're gonna stay in it. And that was the moment to be like, hey, we laid out the ground rules of you. We want you in or out. We have to make this move to continue to like, bring attention to it. And so we did that pressure and.

Yeah, it was a great move. So the real reason we brought you on today, will, is we're actually not going to be at beer olympics and we're fucking with you and.

No, no, we're going.

Just going go with for like 5 seconds.

He had.

Oh, hey.

Fucking had me. Yeah.

I'm still nervous that they're going to do that to us.

No, that's why I did it right now, so they couldn't.

So when Big Ken and I are talking through this, because I'm very nervous.

We'Re gonna show up and they're like, no, you're not in. I'm gonna. I'll be mad.

So just all cards on the table, like as was, as this was happening and me and big cat message back and forth because we didn't let you guys in on the joke. And at that point, it was all the content stuff that was happening. Like, I was, I was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had, the way it did, and because the joking is like, you can play with the jokes and everything else, but when big cat was messaging me about it, I was just basically like a Dan, I'm gonna be completely honest. Like, it got to the point to where I didn't know what was content and what was real.

Yeah.

And we were kind of, our backs were against the wall and we had to, if we just continue to embrace and we're at the mercy of everybody's jokes, we just look like pussies.

No. Yeah.

No, you made the, like, stand up and do something.

Yeah.

So like, to that, I forget, like, I forget where I was going. But ultimately, if you guys did do that joke, that would be fucking hilarious. But I was basically just telling Dan, like, at that point, if we can do anything to salvage it, that would be sick.

We always want.

But I fully get why. Yeah, you felt the reaction that way, why we did what we did. Like, no, it started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this because we were fucking bleeding.

I think it's gonna be a blast. And it was always just about the travel.

And we salvage the burrow, which is great, everybody.

Cuz we knew that the hey, we're moving him back to Nashville part would hurt.

Burrows not gonna be out yet during this interview.

No, I know, but I. We could say that we're gonna interview Burrow.

Okay.

Cuz I know I said it. I said, cuz no one knows we're going to beer Olympics, but we're gonna be out of the office for two days. So I said it on the yak. I was like, oh, we're gonna interview Burrow. That will be our excuse for being out of the office for two days.

We can cut this part, but we just wanted to make sure that keep this in.

Okay. It's all kfab go off in the comments.

All right, so I've done. I've wondez important question.

Okay.

And this is a real question. How are you? So everything worked out in the end? We're very. I think PFT and I are going to win the beer Olympics, by the way.

I feel like if this was. If this was six years ago, seven years ago, I'm concerned.

Pft.

We're going to father time. You know, father time is undefeated and.

We'Re going to take acid.

I've been training. I've been training for the beer Olympics, trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take. What sort of pre game substances are.

You allowed to puke?

A. I think this year you're not going to be allowed to because there, there were some things rule wise last year that had happened. People were puking and then able to like, puke and rally.

Yeah, I'm. I'm a. I'm like one of the all time greatest puke and rally guys.

You're going to take what? Charcoal.

Charcoal. Activated charcoal.

Activated charcoal.

I've got z biotics. I'm going to rip some of those.

So you can't puke. Because my thing is like, I always get full.

I don't think we. I don't think you can puke.

What if you're able to do it without anyone seeing?

I mean, then you would pull it off.

So what are the events?

You'll start with a. We'll start with, like, a boot chuck. So it'll be three beers.

That's good puke.

And that is just to basically seed the first tournament.

Okay.

So three beers for each person or three beers?

Three beers for you. And you and Dan will sit there. You'll both will do the boot chug and take the average of your two times.

Okay, so I both have to drink.

Three.

Both have to drink. That's a lot of truck. All right, I'm gonna start it off.

We're out.

That's a lot of beer.

Right? There's big boys, and that's a smallest kind of scoring scale. And that's just the seed, the first tournament.

Oh, so we might throw that one because I don't care if we get it. I don't care if we get a bad seed.

No, if we get a bad seed, we're gonna go against the best boot chuck.

But there'll be no but.

Now you get into the games.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But if we go.

But it's. It's not. What's it. What's the first game?

First game is flip cup. So best of five matches. Our best of three matches.

I thought it was. Okay.

So you have a few cups. You do flip cup.

Yeah.

You do flip cup. If you win the first round, you gotta win two out of three rounds.

Okay.

All right.

And that's the first tournament.

And then if you're going, you'll get.

Worried about how far you go if we lose.

Flip couple route.

Yeah.

Oh, God damn it.

No, you're not out of the games. You're out of that tournament.

Got it.

Because it's all single elimination.

Okay. All right. Got it.

Play a championship, you'll play for third and fourth, and then you'll get points based on.

Got it. Okay. All right. Because I don't want to be out. The worst thing would be we show up, we're out in 30 minutes.

Yeah, no doubt, no doubt. And we talked about that. We were like, we can't have team show up for this entire thing, and then they're out within, like, one round.

Right.

Then the second round is going to be beer pong, but it's going to be. That was our longest event last year at Ten cup. We're going to move it down to six cup.

Okay.

I'm so going to be your beer pong. And you're. You're seeded on that tournament based on the collective of flip cup and the beer chuck.

Got it.

And so we'll play beer pong. That tournament will happen. That's when the first round of cuts will happen. We'll go from 16 down to twelve. And then the third round is going to be beer ball.

That's the one where we're gonna get in a fight.

That's. So that's the one where it started to get a little.

What is that, like civil war?

I think so you have a. You have a beer on each corner of the table.

Yeah.

And you try to throw the ping ball. And if you hit the. If you hit the beer can, your partner starts to open his beer and start chugging. The defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring in touch the table. Once they touch table, your partner has to stop chugging.

And it's first one to finish their beer.

It's first one to finish both beers, both teams. So say Pft chugs all of his. Then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls just to get you to chug your be.

Okay, that's a fun game.

That's a really fun game.

Okay, that's. That's a full contact game.

Yeah, that's a full contact game. So we'll basically have the chug, three tournaments, and then after that, there'll be four teams who compete in the final, like relay. And there's gonna be like one element of each game in the final relay.

Okay.

To take home the whole thing.

All right.

And you factored it up. I think it's like less than 15 beers.

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Willy C. That's not bad. All right, so my, my actual important question that I wanted to ask. And. And this is real. I want your real answer.

Okay.

Where are you with Barstool right now? Because I know there was some, like, you and I are good. You and I are solid. But, like, there's. I know that that was. You were mad about the poll, and I know that, like, people like, oh, you know, bus and just leave Barstool. Where are you at with Barstool?

Love Barstool.

You're smiling.

Yeah, no, thanks.

Bring the. He did bring the beerlympics back to Nashville.

He did. And I. And I will say, like, that doesn't happen unless our hand gets forced.

Right.

But I just hate that, the way it. He went about it.

So is there, like.

So that is there. It's coming back. Like, it's all coming back around. I was mad in that moment for a good 48 hours. But then as everything's unfolded, as we had our communication as well, you know, we had the unnamed show which, you know, we're sitting there where you. It's like, yeah, we're sitting there actually arguing, but in, like, you know, you're. You know, you're gonna argue and go toes with Dave. And then after that, you know, Dave's doing his thing. Like, Dave just. He's a mastermind content guy. And then as you get more removed, you're like, it doesn't come back to Nashville because there. There's, like, parts of us that, like, man, why did we move it from Nashville? But you get kind of caught up in, and how do we make it bigger? How do we make it better? Or we had our relationship that we kind of grew with red rocks once that whole all in one stop got put in the mix for, like, doing it in Vegas, it felt like it made sense to us. But now that it's all coming back around and this is what's best for it, it's like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us and ultimately Barstool, we all win there, because the very first reaction when it happened was like, fuck Barstool.

How do we.

Right.

How do we replace every element of Barstool in the beer games right now? Because when.

And then you realize you just didn't have enough people.

Yeah. When the. When the crew told us, like, when the production team and the other people told us, I was, like, boiling inside, I said, so let me just be clear. You guys are pulling absolutely all help in this. Like, we get no more use of you guys. And they're like, that's correct. And then they're like, if you need some editing help on the back end. We can put an intern or two on it. I just interrupted. I said, we don't want your guys's help anymore. We will do this on our own. We get off the phone. And at that point, it was like, how do you replace everything? Barstool? Because that had really. That had really pissed us off.

So there was real anger.

There was really.

There was real anger.

But now that's why I like the yak thing. Like, that's why. How do we think about this? Because we have to start spinning it because this is just not going our way whatsoever.

Is there simmering anger, though? Like, when you guys. I don't know when your guys contract is up, but, like, is there gonna. Is there gonna be, like, what you guys did?

Oh.

So in February, in my brain, I'm.

Thinking, why would you make this move when, like, it's like, you don't want any fractures going in this? Because we love barstool.

We. Right.

We feel like barstool loves us. Like, we've always had a great partnership, but in my brain, it's like separating all things. And Dave being like, oh, you need me to call you?

Blah, blah.

I'm just thinking, like, bro, like, there's just so many factors that go into this that it's like, it did not have to go down this way.

So are. So are you. Are we back to work?

Yeah, we're getting. We're back. We're climbing out, because, again, we've had our conversations. You guys are doing the surprise thing as of right now.

No, we are.

And it's like, maybe in that, as we were thinking about, do we replace everybody? I was like, man, I really don't want to go.

We should not go.

Right? Because we're. David, Dan started. We're gonna be a real.

We're gonna go. But it. It would be a shame if we can't.

You know what we should do is we should go and steal all their beer.

The beer burglars just sabotage the entire thing.

Yeah.

Cause I was thinking that weekend, release.

The vlog, like, the next day, get everything out before we can do.

I can't believe they fell for it.

I was thinking about that weekend instead doing cocaine Olympics and just completely fucking you guys. Max told me, no, because he's a big wet blanket, and he's like, no, there's. There's legal liabilities in that, but I feel like there's some spinoff possible, like, you should do the Winter Olympics, but maybe for first, maybe for weed.

Oh, yeah.

Cigarette slopes, ski. Yeah, we're excited. This is all worked out. It did get tumultuous for me.

Yeah. Cuz because then it was like, you know, the vibe was the way you and Dave were going is like, minute. It's Dave's like, nobody wants to go to this, blah, blah, blah. And then when I'm get. When some people are like, hey, is this still happening or not? I'm like, I just. When I was starting to get a pulse on Nashville, it's like when I was reaching out to the barstool people who were involved, like, the moves, because Dave pitched us moves. We start talking about moves, moves, and then he runs the joke. This is becoming a bar stool. I thought you were wanting us to, like, we start adding elements of barstool. They have influence. They have good personalities that embody the beer games. But Dana's like, no, I like people who wanted to go. It's like, do we take this out on them that they don't want to go? Or do we try and embrace the fact that, hey, these barstool people want to go? Which helps give the middle finger a little bit to Dave. But now that it's all coming full circle. Yeah, it's like, the boys will come together.

It's like, hey, we were stupid. We hug it out. We have a great time. All of Barstool wins. Dave, he spun it to where he's rooting for Barstool. Incredible silent hand leadership by Dave is how he was spinning it.

Yeah.

And it all comes back around and we all win.

Yes.

I'm very excited about it, and I do. I do apologize because I did not know any of, like, the details and the back channel stuff. That was probably very frustrating when you're dealing with, you know, production meetings and all of a sudden you don't have any help. Yeah, that was a big headache for you. I was just busting ball.

Yes, I have apologized because you did tell me the wrong date.

I know, I know. And I know that stuff kind of like, whether it festers or not, it subconsciously comes out in the jokes. But it was like the moment I saw Max chirping it, I was like, we have to fucking do something. He's like, is he going to cancel? I'm like, watching the stream because the way that stream unfolded, I see Max and then date, or Dan's like, hey, you might be on it. I kind of wait a few minutes, and I text Dan. I'm like, hey, you think Max would be able to participate listening to their stream?

We did Max save beer olympics.

Yeah.

He said, next man up mentality, which I was fired up. To see Max down is ultimately all we wanted to see from our, from you guys was just like, we needed somebody to get on our side.

I'm gonna be fucking awesome. I'm ready. I'm gonna train this weekend.

Yeah.

It's going to be awesome. All right, so we're excited. This moments. We. Great. Do you think there's a chance Dave comes?

I think that there's a chance.

I think so.

I mean, there's a chance.

There's. At this point, anybody. Taylor Swift could come.

Oh, she's got 20%.

Maybe Travis shows up and he brings Taylor Swift.

Who are we. Who are we most nervous about competing against? Who's the. Who's the odds on favorite?

I don't know. We started making calls and trying to get. I think we're half over commits right now for teams.

Yep.

I don't know how he is.

He's a. He's a bro.

Bert will be with Lian, but Bert's not a Bert. He can't compete in.

He's on TRT.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He can't compete in the games. It's probably going to be like an O line team.

Yeah.

Like Jordan Roos.

If we win this whole thing. Pft. It might be the sweetest championship of all time.

You know what? I. Listen, I'm very, very much looking forward to it. I'm starting to think, though, that in the spirit of. Of competition, sometimes you have to know your limitations. Right?

Yeah.

And be realistic about yourself. I don't have a great ability to chug. I can drink a lot of beer. I can drink. I could probably sit down over the course of a day and put away 20. About 20 beers if I had to. But you know who can really open their throat up is Hank.

Hank.

We've seen that on video. No, fuck that. I'm gonna compete. I'm gonna compete. And we're. And we're gonna. We're gonna surprise some people, I think.

Yeah.

Can you chug?

Oh, yeah.

Obviously, Taylor is insane. I'm not the best.

Taylor.

No.

Yeah, he does the Tom Brady.

I can. Does he go against Dana beers? Has he gone against the beers?

Yeah, last year.

Yeah. Who won?

Taylor.

All right. Why beat Dana beers to.

Hey, if you can compete with Taylor, in my. Truly, in my brain, I'm like, is there anybody out there who can actually beat Taylor?

Three beers is a lot, though, that.

He put it down in, like 3.8 seconds.

The three beers, the boot okay. That I can't. One beer.

It's insane, bro. It is insane.

Yeah.

What this man can do. I think I got 12 seconds.

So it's. But the thing.

You got 12 seconds on three beers.

Yeah.

With a three beer chug. It doesn't really matter. It's just receding, so.

Right.

It's a low. It's just to get the first tournament, see.

Yeah.

And then.

And then you play flip cup, so. Yeah, so I might. I might abstain.

Yeah. Because we can beat anyone. Flip cup.

Yeah.

And it's like the point system. Like everybody gets a point in the chug. Just because if there was a tie sort of at the end, there's like the one point differential that kind of decides it from the chuck.

Because I'm calling it right now if I.

So it matters. Doesn't matter the most.

I'm definitely puking. I'm gonna puke from. From those three beers at once. Yeah.

That should be allowed.

Yeah.

That's the thing though. If you're sitting there puking fairly quickly right after the chugs, and that's like. That's where you get, hey, no.

Wakes me up.

You get disqualified. You gotta be able to hold it down.

Yes.

Know if I puke, I feel alive.

Yeah, you gotta hold your puke.

Yeah.

I don't know what the puke rules are gonna be this year. I just know it was a big problem last year because I didn't necessarily care. I'm just thinking, what's the next game like? Yeah, they should still be able to play, but people get. Our people get pretty worked up over the very smallest details of beer drinking games.

Yeah, yeah. I. I do have a question for a real question. Football question.

Okay.

Are you officially. Officially retired?

Yeah. Yeah.

Like there's.

Wow.

No chance. No chance you get a call from the Steelers this year?

No, I think that would just be our group chat. Having a good time.

Does it bother you that you played for nine plus years in ten years in the NFL and like people think you have like hundreds of millions of dollars and you're like, yeah, dude, like I did. Like, I played in the NFL. Like, I wasn't. It's not the NBA.

Yeah, yeah. You're not getting like that. Fuck you. Money people. Public. So you can look that up.

But people like, treat you like you. You know, cuz you think professional athlete for ten years, you're like, oh, shit.

You. You automatically have that. This guy's a millionaire label for the rest of time.

Right.

It's crawls. Feel bad for these millionaires.

We need to do, like, more awareness that, like, you know, guys who are at the end of the roster. NFL, like, there's. They're scratching.

Yeah. It's trapping.

Obviously, I'm not great money. Right?

Great money. We're not bitch.

We're not bitching.

We're not bitching.

But the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years, like, you're set. 50 million. Yeah.

You're set pretty well.

Right.

For life.

Right. So we need to do a PSa. Will is nothing. Rich.

Not set for life.

Will is not set for life. Will is not financial commercials. Yeah.

Have you seen this man? Don't ask him for money. No, it's not set for life yet. As of right now. As of right now is not set for life.

Not set for the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLaughlin in the background. Like, former. Former linebackers behind fences. Like, they need homes, too.

Yeah.

Yeah. Make it.

Yeah.

Make it really sad.

Yeah.

What's your pension, though? It's got to be nice.

Yeah. You. I think it's like, at 55, you start pulling from the pension and the reoccurring money every month is, like, almost seven grand.

Whoa. Okay.

Solid NFL benefits are really good.

Yeah.

So 401K is maxed out. All the cat plans have been maxed out.

So. So at 55, you'll be making, like, 80 plus a year just off that.

Yeah.

That's nice.

I think so.

Yeah.

Hoping that, you know, nothing goes to shit.

And you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just, like, perfectly filled out, too. Right.

Yeah.

That's not your strong suit.

Not my strong suit, but delegate to elevate other people, help other people help do that stuff.

Right.

Other people help do that stuff for me.

Do you think so? You're. You're about to be a father of two.

Yeah.

Do you ever think about. Because I think about this from that, from time to time, like, doing something like the beer Olympics. Like when our kids get older and they watch this.

I know. I do think about daddy puked off of flip cup. But all. Yeah, yeah, daddy. But also, like, when they get, like, our age and they're looking back at these videos, like, if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do back, yo, my dad just had the most fun at life.

Yeah, that's true. It's a good point.

It's like, as you're going through, then some people, because they're gonna go through a phase where other people are joking, like, oh, your dad, blah, blah, blah. And it's probably gonna suck for a minute, but as you get. As you get older, you're gonna be like, man, that's sick that my dad embraced that our dads embraced life the way that they did.

Yeah.

There's gonna be a rough patch.

Yeah.

Like, teenage years.

I think it might. It might lead from different.

From jealous kids.

Well, and not. Not only that, but, like, I've thought a lot about, like, the talk that I'm gonna have with my kids. Like, you know, be safe with drinking and drugs and all that stuff. And they're like, but, dad.

Yeah, look at this footage.

What about when Pft said the cocaine Olympics?

Dad, you're. Dad, you're putting this guy against. Up against the corner over a drinking game?

What do you mean?

Keep your composure.

What's this video of you puking with Taylor? Like, while you were in a hawaiian shirt in a tank race?

You have sting face paint just doing a case race.

Right.

Don't you think that would lead to, like, a bonding moment, though?

Like, I think eventually with your kid.

Where when they're looking at you and you're like, okay, my dad's kind of the same as I am. Like, I appreciate that for sure, eventually.

But I'm saying, like, the, like, 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years, like, why aren't you letting me do this when I can pull up all these videos.

Of you doing this, especially if we're still on social media doing content.

Yeah, that will be. That will be, like, dead.

For the love of God, you got to stop embarrassing me.

Yeah, you should. You should do, like, senior beer olympics, too. Like, yeah, 40 years from now, let's do a reunion. Do all the same games. Just a bunch of old dudes and, like, strollers and. And the walkers. Just getting it fucking hammered out there.

I mean, I was. I was lucky enough, my dad, when he gave me, like, the drinking drug talk, he was just like, no needles. I was like, everything else that was the.

Your dress.

Like, those are hard drugs. He's like, you're gonna experiment with other stuff. Like, just be safe, because, like, I. And it was the correct way to do it, because if you're. If you're a parent, you're like, don't do this. Don't do this. Don't smoke weed. Don't do that. Then you just want to do it more. Yeah, but, like, I came into it being like, all right, just be safe.

My parents were pretty strict. Like, I started drinking probably late middle, like, junior year of high school. And, you know, you're trying to do all this sneaky stuff because your parents would fucking rear. Yeah, my dad, like, there were some moments to where he's like, he's taking his glasses off and he's like, you're coming home, son. And I'm like, we're like, running. I'm like, he's chasing me around a coffee table and I'm like, getting away. Like, dad, I'm not going home because I'm just blacked out drunk. And I'm like, yo, this dude's about to just whoop my ass because at that point I had scholarship offers. He's like, you're gonna ruin everything, yada, yada. I didn't smoke weed till I was 27, so I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do. I feel like they did a good job in that respect.

Yeah.

But sometimes I look back, I'm like, I wish I would have been a little. Had a little bit more fun.

Yeah.

But my old man, he was not. Like, even when he caught me watching porn at a young age, pop ups were. Pop ups were a thing, right? You know? And my dad took me outside and he's like, hey, step outside. And there's a funny story about him challenging me for the title that I've told on bus and. But he brought me outside and he goes, what's this Titsandask galore? Calm and my jaws, like, kind of quivering, cuz I'm just terrified. He's like, if I catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again, I'm gonna box your jaws in, dude. And I'm just thinking, like, I blamed it on a friend.

Yeah.

Oh, my boy came and he was like, he was just on the people.

And there's gonna date us. But I don't think kids these days understand what we went through in the fact that, like, for my entire childhood, we were a one computer house.

Yeah.

One computer dial up for the entire house. So that means every single person is using that computer. So if you're watching porn, which I did, you're used. You're like, I'm watching porn late at night, and then my mom's going to play solitaire in the morning, and it's like, that's a fucking risky proposition.

And until you learn the game, like, when your boys put you on, hey, you have to delete the history. You got to delete. You're thinking, what? Like, they can just find all stuff on the one you don't have your own phone to just kind of look at.

I remember when I got. I got like a, the first time it, like, I got the malware and like, the whole computer started and I just like, turned it off and walked away. And I was like, I fucking don't.

Know what trying to go to right now. It looks like they've, that site no.

Longer, no longer exists.

That's a free one.

There was a go to video I would hit there.

Do you remember free ones? This was before there was actual, like porn videos you could watch. It was just, it was just pictures you could just search. It was like, it was, it was almost like the yellow pages. It was like a thousand names of chicks. And you just click on it and there's just picture galleries. Free ones.

Yeah, yeah. And then you were just at risk. Like, you're select search, and then all of a sudden a pop up comes. Hang on a second. You're just like playing a video game on the computer and you're like, oh, fuck, I got to figure out how to get this out of here. Yeah.

We're like, don't click on a video. That's like taking a real risk when you go to a video because first of all, it's probably not going to load.

Yeah.

Second of all, that's where all the pop ups come from. So it was like, stick to what, you know, safe roads, which are just, you click on a picture and then you just see, you just see a picture of boobs and then you just stare at that for like 5 seconds. Yeah, back. But yeah, the videos is where you used to get in trouble. Also, just finding points was so exhilarating when you.

Oh, yeah.

When it would be like in a park somewhere, you'd like, find a little magazine.

Yeah, boy.

That somebody else had, like, hidden in.

Some bushes and you can't wait to tell the boys. Guys, you just. Magazine.

Pam Anderson, playboy. The sable playboy.

Yeah.

Seminal moments.

The Pam Anderson video.

Oh, that was where I probably got my first malware.

Yeah.

Tommy Lee honking the, honking the horn of the boat with his. Yep.

Oxygen massive, like, oh, my.

It was soft when he was doing.

Yes.

Broke enormous.

Remember crazy weapon.

Heather Brooke.

Yeah.

I deep throat.com I deep. That was, I mean, that was probably probably the best amateur porn video of all time.

We had to guy. I remember watching Howard Stern late at night.

Yeah.

They would have the porn stars in studio. They would blur it all out, but you could at least listen to them, right? Like moaning and stuff. I was like, this is awesome.

Or at least get to the girls gone wild commercials that played.

Yeah, yeah. Brooke Burke with e. Where she was just in a bikini all the time.

Yeah. The kids don't know these days. There's a lot of work that went into horns.

I think we, like, accidentally got cinemax. And they do, like, at midnight they would do the. The soft core porn.

Yep.

Oh, be fucking each other's Nikki Fritz.

Saturday nights, HBO real sex.

Yeah, but they would never show a whole.

Got to pick the right one because sometimes it would be like this old dude, and he's like, yeah, I like to have these girls over there. I just dump paint on them, dude. And they're just fully clothed. This guy's like, getting off.

But you say pick the right one. We. You had to just wait for the right Saturday.

Oh, there is r1 sex episode seared in my mind where it was. It was all about these women who made, like, full prosthetic. Like, it was like dildos with. With the guys. Like, it was like dummies.

Yeah.

And they would fuck the shit out of them. And they showed it, and it was the greatest. And you just be like, I hope they run this episode again.

Yeah. And then you just have your thumb on previous channel in case your parents walked in. Like, back to ESPN. Like kind of like laying there with a boner. Like curveball. I remember. I remember yanking it to get low. The music video.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Or that song is like, I like the way you move.

Yeah.

What was the big boy? Yeah, there was just.

What was the big.

Brought in there that I just.

Song.

Song was a pretty good.

What was the twist? The music video they had. Oh, man, it was. They had some chicks in that one.

They just. They knew how to move, bro. And you're like, hey, there's nothing on right now. I got to figure out a way. Right now on a Wednesday night.

Yeah. All right. We. I. We have one last question.

Okay.

This has been great. We're excited. For pure games, it's rowback question. Rhoback.com promo code. Take 20% off your first purchase. Qzips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Rowback.com. so what we're going to do, we're running this on Wednesday after the beer games. So everyone's going to listen to this interview. After this interview, it's going to be the three of us taping about a 1015 minutes segment, drunk at Taylor's house.

That'll be fun.

That will be fun. So you're going to get to see the whole progression. The beginning of the show is going to be on Tuesday morning. Before we go to beer games. This interview and then post beer games. So Max has a concussion like test that he's going to administer to us then right now. Right now that we're gonna then try to recreate when we're drunk after the beer.

So we're getting our baseline.

Yeah, our baseline.

Getting our base.

I told him to come up with a riddle. I told him, come up with. He's gonna give us four words that we have to remember that we cannot write down.

All right, Max, do we gotta, like, walk a line and stuff, too?

Oh, we might have to.

Oh, I'm getting good at that stuff. I'm good at that. So once I'm. When I was in Texas, there was a. The Texas, like, state troopers, they would do their rookie seminar, and they would have to recruit people from Texas to come in, get drunk under police supervision. So you would go in, they would weigh you, then they'd make you drink. Okay, here's three shots. You have to drink in 15 minutes. Here's three more. And then they'd put you in the room with all the police officers. They give you your tests. So I got better at all the, like, physical tests, but the eyes. The eyes fuck you up because they start to flutter when they're at the end. So I think I'm what they call a functional drunk. So I think I can handle the physical aspect, mental aspect. I think I'm gonna absolutely tank, you know?

Pft was the friend that's like, I drive better when I'm drunk.

Yeah.

No, no, not.

Yeah, well, yeah, you're like. You're like, bro, you don't. And you got the friends that are like, oh, no, I think I'm better. It's like, dude, no, you're not.

I don't know how people still get Dui's.

I don't either.

It's crazy. It's like the one thing you just can just. Just don't do.

Justin Timberlake just got one last night.

No way.

Really?

Wi.

It's like somebody of that stature.

I have one beer and I'll take an Uber. Yeah. It's like. I don't know.

It's just. You just pull out your a right.

If I'm going out to dinner, it's like, I'm gonna drink a glass of wine. It's like, well, I'm not gonna drive. Why would I even put even on that line?

Why even risk it at this point?

It's nuts. Okay, Max. Ready?

What would you like to start with?

Whatever you want.

So I'm telling you the four random words now.

Yes. And we have to remember, no writing it down, no cheating.

Okay. And this is things that were talked about in the interview.

Okay. Okay.

Like words that were said during this interview.

Okay.

Oh, vibes.

Okay.

Monday.

Okay.

30%.

Okay.

That.

For the record, that 30. 30% of it's. It's three syllable or.

You're saying a lot of words, right?

Yes. That's two words.

I already forgot the second.

30%. Well, that was Taylor Swift's chance of coming.

Okay.

Monday, 30%.

And this is. I'm counting this as one word. Titsandaskalore.com.

Okay.

Vibes Monday, 30%. Tits. Maskalore. Calm.

We're taming this a week before beer game, so we got to keep this in our brain.

Okay. Yeah.

This whole week.

That'll be fun.

God damn it.

Vibes Monday, 30% tips, tits and ask a lord.

Okay. All right. All right.

So now you want the. I did NFL. I did NFL trivia.

Okay.

Kind.

Kind of first one. What college did peerless price attend?

Tennessee.

Tennessee.

Bang. Okay, that was quick.

Wow.

Who was the longest rush in the history of the Super bowl?

The Super bowl.

Is that. Was he on the Redskins? No.

Oh, the longest rush in the history of the.

Ready answer?

Yeah.

Willie Parker.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Steelers.

Fast Willie Parker.

Yeah.

Great nickname name.

What?

Running back. Led the position in yak in this past year.

Not Christian McCaffrey.

Not CMC. Nope.

This one surprised me.

Can't be there. No, it wasn't there.

Saquon Bruce hall.

Oh, he did have a sneaky year. Very up and down fantasy wise.

Yeah, but, I mean, he had Izzy nip it at his heels. Yeah.

All right, who is the Bengals all time sack leader played recently?

Carl Carlos Dunlop.

Florida.

Carl Carlos Dunlap.

What? He is Florida.

And who's the only AFC team to win a Super bowl but not win an AFC championship?

Oh.

Oh, this one. Shane. This one. This one's a shane question.

We win a, win a Super bowl.

So it's a team that's in the NFC, like the Seahawks that used to be in the opposite.

Opposite.

Wait, no, no, they've never won an AFC championship, but they won. But they're currently in the AFC.

No, and they've never won.

They've never won an AFC champion, but.

They'Ve won a super.

They've never won an AFC champion.

Never won an AFC championship, but they have one.

They have won a super currently in the AFC.

So there's the Broncos. No, I'm just, I'm naming AFC teams.

Dolphins.

The jets.

The Jets.

So the jets were in the NFC.

Oh, yeah. And they want. Okay. All right. That makes sense.

Yes. All right. You ready for the riddle?

Yes.

So we got to remember all these answers.

Yeah.

This riddle.

I got peerless price on lockdown here.

This price and Carlos. Done.

I got that on lockdown.

I looked at most random NFL player, and yeah.

They went, yeah, I got that on lockdown.

What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive?

What has four fingers and a thumb? And a thumb.

Non alive?

Jimmy Carter.

Four finger.

Chuck Chubbs. Chubb's hand.

He could be very much dead. I mean, I don't know if today's a sleep day or not for him.

Fingers and a thumb.

Fingers and a thumb.

All right. Your hand.

No, no, no. Don't say yet. Max.

You're never gonna riddle your will, men. You're never gonna get.

I might surprise.

Don't even know what. All right.

Might surprise you.

Sounded out. Tell us what your process is here.

I don't know.

Right.

Something in a real.

Oh, the hamburger helper glove.

So close.

Okay. All right.

Ronald McDonald.

Hey, that was a good guess, but.

That'S also valid, I think.

You.

It's you.

You're right there. You're right.

Hamburger helper.

The other word.

The glove. A glove. A glove. So, yeah, the hamburger helper glove. Or just a glove, but also specifically, the hamburger helper.

Helper.

Not a lot.

Nice fucking pool. See, Max almost said it, and we just got that genius out of PFT.

We did, right?

Yeah, we did.

Yeah. Me and you.

Yeah, we had. We had to fill the air while he thought about it.

Could have said, you and I could have sat here. We got a hundred hours.

We've gotten all of these correct.

Yeah.

Will's Dorito. Correct question yesterday was fantastic.

Yeah, it was.

Okay. Random story.

Okay. Yeah, we got to remember this.

Details.

No vibes. Monday, 30% Titan.

Okay. Ready for the random story?

Yeah.

Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake. Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a rescue mission. But the jet ski only had room for one extra person. So Hank stabbed Max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski.

Okay.

Wow.

Okay.

Hank and Max went out on a boat. Max was confident, sucks at driving the boat. The boat stalled. Roan came in on blue jet ski. Hank kills Max.

He only. Hang on. He only has room for one once.

But he would have done it anyway.

Yeah. Hank kills Max.

He saw the perfect opportunity.

And then Hank and Roan go back.

What did. What did Hank used to kill?

Screw.

Screwdriver driver.

All right, those details are gonna be very funny. Oh, my God. We're fucked.

Yeah.

All right, that's all I got.

Because I think we'll figure. I think we'll know the answers to the question.

The trivia questions will definitely not get one of them. But the riddle in the. In the words are gonna be no.

We got the trivia. It's peerless. Price went to Tennessee. Longest touchdown. Willie Parker, Bengals. Career sack leader, Harlow Stone. And only team to win a Super Bowl.

Jets.

Jets.

And no, every salt resolved. No cheating. Can't go back and listen to this. Oh, no. We won't even be out.

Yeah.

Yes.

Now a question. Are we working together when. Yeah, yeah, I'll be around each other.

Yeah. We're trying to get as many correct as we can after the beard.

We got to do something that's like a physical with us three.

Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do. We'll do a test that wrestle. Hank can narrate.

Egg toss.

No.

Wrestle.

Yeah.

Just hit some egg toss.

Oh, egg toss would be good. Yeah. Okay.

Well, will, hey, thanks for having me on.

Fucking great. Is gonna be awesome.

Timeout. You guys are actually coming, right?

As of right now? Yes.

Okay.

As of right now, yes. As of right now. You got a dick.

I know. Well, cuz, hey, I remember when the first commits. What? What?

Me in the eye? We're gonna be there.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. All right. We haven't been recording when we had all the big names and we said them. I remember you just being like, hey, best case, our best thing to do. Next time, just don't say who's coming.

So that ever.

Not a letdown.

Ever. Ever. You.

So it's just. As of right now? As of right now?

Yeah. You can never just be, like, next year's beer olympics. We have a commitment from Dana beers.

Now, the truck that you guys are coming in, are you gonna have speakers just blaring?

Yeah.

Well, it's gonna be tricked out. Yeah.

Shirts, the whole vibe, water, other people, body, arm.

We wanted to just crash it, like stone cold.

Yeah.

Love.

And we have Jerry in it. He's gonna be a ref.

Yeah. Jerry was on the list.

Was.

Jerry was gonna.

Jerry.

I knew when that video went out. Like, we're gonna lose. Jerry.

Jerry. Jerry. God bless Jerry. When. When Will and Taylor kicked us out of beer games, Jerry texted me immediately. He goes, they're dead to me. I had to tell him that it's okay to talk to Will again. Yeah, because then we'll reach out to Jerry and tried to feel it out.

I said, love what you did with the dogs.

Yeah. And Jerry, just reply, like, text me. He's like, will just tried to reach out to me. I'm knock. I'm waiting for you to tell me if it's okay.

He's a loyal dog, man.

You need that. You need the foxhole guys. You need him, the foxhole guy. All right, well, thank you.

So thank you, Boysenhe.

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Dot okay, we're back after the beer games.

I'm hammered.

I do not feel good.

I'm hammered. I actually feel pretty good right now, but I know for a fact I'm hammered.

Yeah. I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release.

Yeah. Hell of a run.

I let myself. I said there could be an un retirement.

What?

I've retired from drinking games.

What led to the retirement?

I'm just washed, dude. I'm so washed.

He's got allergies.

I should have left when I beat.

What made you realize you're washed?

And this could just be in the moment, you know? You know you're never supposed to retire right after the season. This past week has been my season.

Yeah, the. The case race beer games in week one week combo has been a lot. Yeah.

Yeah.

I think you're being hard on yourself. You were, like, very good.

You're good.

Maybe the last game, you weren't so good, but the other games you carried, and I'm not just talking about myself.

Where are you saying that he carries a. What are you saying, Max? Because I. I was on his team. Who would he carry well?

How did you do in the three beer chug?

In the three beer chug? I did not. I did not fare well. But I knew that I wasn't gonna do well in that because I just can't fit that much beer in my Belly. Yep. But I feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong. I did very well. And I also showed my testicles to lock a flock of flame and psyched him out. So that's.

That's amazing.

That's a major dumb. He got so freaked out by my nuts. He was like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, I did the old trick of oops, I slipped in and fell in some gum. Didn't know what to do.

No, I. I should have walked off when I. When I did the boot chug. To start in 8.1 second and beat Quentin Nelson.

It's pretty good.

And I should just. I should have left right there and just. Cuz that. That's all I can do. I could chug. I can't do anything else.

It was a good chug.

It was a really good chug.

It felt good. But yeah. Sometimes you gotta know when you're washed.

Yeah. Competing in beer games, wouldn't you rather.

Walk away when you're still competitive, then walk away when you're just terrible?

It's like Willie Maze.

I still think you're competitive.

By the way. We should have said Willie Maze. Rip.

We did. We did say.

Oh, we did.

Yeah.

Oh, it was that. We only didn't a minute and a half on them.

Yeah.

That was longer than any hockey recap we've ever done.

No, no.

Today we did a big hockey recap. We talked about the dog.

Other than today, every. It's hilarious.

How do we do?

We also have more hockey guests than every other regular sports podcast.

Facts.

Yeah, I'm in on that. Love it.

We didn't say Rip Jerry west ever.

That was it.

Rip Jerry west.

Yo, Jerry.

No, he died.

You know what I was thinking about the other day? Jerry Springer died.

Yeah.

Didn't.

Yeah, he did.

He's big time dead crazy. Can I say something about Jerry west?

Yeah.

I want sound insensitive. Great player, great human being. I think. I don't know. Rip. Now we're not talking about change the logo anymore after he died.

True.

So he's gonna be the logo for probably forever. But at the time when he was alive, they were like, we should maybe change it to Michael Jordan. Now he can't change anymore.

Change it. Don't change it. Jerry west is a great GM, too.

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I did. I just. Look, Jerry.

Spurred, I'll do, but I just thought of it the other day. I was like, damn, Jerry Springer's not.

With us recurring guests and part of my take.

Yeah, I didn't know that either.

Yeah. I don't know why it popped in my head.

Where.

Where are we?

Rushmore.

We rush more.

We are until Luan's pool house.

Haunted house. Haunted. Civil War house.

There's a ghost, apparently multiple ghosts in here. This was a civil war hospital for I think maybe. Maybe the side that lost. I don't know. But, yeah, we're here in his pool house, and we are very hammered after.

I'm a pop star, not a doctor.

Yeah, that's from civil War.

Yeah. Also, if you're listening into it, so thank you very much.

People like this, we don't do it often. We don't do a long time. We done a drunk or hungover? I've never been.

I've never been on the show for any of these.

Yeah, we know that, like, watching drunk people sometimes is funny, but listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny.

Yeah, we try to.

We try to sprinkle it in, like, salt bay.

We're gonna have will on in a minute. Will is the drunkest man on planet Earth because he lasted a long time in beer Olympics.

Mm hmm.

Let's do the rush more, though.

What's Rushmore again?

Mount Rushmore. Of things you say to your boys when you're drunk.

Okay.

And no one is prepped.

No, no. I have no idea.

No one is prepped?

No. I was starting to do a notepad, and then you're like, none of us.

So it's. We're in this state right now, pad.

Hank and I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this. And then.

True, true. We have some behind the scenes footage when I. I broke it to Hank.

So funny. Literally, so funny.

He was so mad.

I wasn't mad. I was just.

You're so mad.

Wait, like, you're not gonna be able to say that when the footage comes out.

All right, so. All right. I was mad the second that I showed up. I walked in, and, like, I was. I woke up. Clear looking life I've been living, living happily.

Wait, wait.

Real quick, Hank, we. I think we did a bad job of setting this up. We're at beer Olympics, and we've known that we're coming to beer Olympics for a long time, but we're trying to do the long sell of getting kicked out of beer Olympics. Not going. But we showed up today in Nashville. We didn't talk about that start, did we?

We talked about it with Will.

Oh, that's right.

We did talk about it at the start.

Oh, we did both. Okay, my bad. Sorry for trying to, but Hank wasn't.

Supposed to be in. And then last night, Roan was out, and I offered up Hank, and he was so mad at me.

Sorry for ruining your story.

Was that I walked in, and then I had the best day of my life.

Yeah. Walk you.

Would you walk a flock it today?

We just hung out. Talk shop. Also best explain cryptocurrency to stuff finer.

Oh, that's a hell of a dream.

Blunt rotation.

Best. Best move I made when I showed up today was I just became best friends with Michael Chandler because I was like, I don't want to get armed barred. I don't want to get in a fucking hold. And I was just, like. I was just gassing him up. And he's like. He said he got. He was, like, pumping me up. He said, when you talk, people listen. I was like, all right, just don't armbar me, dude.

After today, I'm the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time.

Of all time. He's the man.

He's the man.

He is the man.

He's the man. Coolest guy. Should I go, Josh? More?

Yes.

Look at that chick.

Oh, that's a good one.

First pick.

First pick. That's a good first.

Look at that.

All right.

I love my girlfriend, but I would say if I was drunk with the boys, I would be like that. Look at that chick. If I were single, I would be.

Like, look at that shit on the graphic.

All right, I'm gonna go with a simple one. This. I love you, man.

Yeah.

I love you.

Wait, can I change it? I fucking love you, man.

Yeah.

I fucking love you, man.

That's good.

Yeah, look at that chick was a good answer. Pointing at a woman.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not actually gonna do anything, but, like. Like, acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is, like, a thing.

No, keep talking, Max. Keep. Keep digging.

Look at that vagina. That's what you say, Max.

No, no, no, that's not me.

All right, I'll go with another easy one. Be safe out there, kids. But should I call my guy?

Oh, yeah.

That's a lot of words.

No, but I think it's just my guy. I think we all know what that means.

That's good pick. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that.

I will go with. Grab me one.

Yeah.

Boy. Goes to grab a beer.

Yeah, grab me one.

Grab me once.

Got me one. Grab me one. That's a good one.

And then I will go with. No, prep is tough.

No, prep is tough.

Uh huh.

Love you is pretty much the go to that. That should have been the one. One how it slip to.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, I don't say what I said to.

Come on.

What are we feeling tonight?

Oh, okay. That's a good one.

What are we feeling? Nice.

Good.

What are we feeling? Nice.

God, really? Okay.

You have a couple beers, like you're at the pre. You know, you're feeling. What are you feeling?

You would love to ask that right now, like, when we're done with this.

What?

What are you feeling tonight?

What are we feeling tonight?

What are you feeling?

Going to bed 50.

What's up?

What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight?

I don't want to give away any my other answers. I'm about to say things that drunk people say to their bros. Yeah.

Next pick is. Do you think Jason Tatum has aura? No, I'm just kidding. That's not actually. No, that's what you pick. It was a bad joke.

Is it good, James?

Can we get a ruling?

Ft? It's not, actually. We got to do this more.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Especially when you get older.

Yeah.

Always say we got. I'm always like, we got to do this.

That's a good pick.

And then you don't see your friends for, like, another six months.

Yep. Do this more for number two. I'm gonna go with what goes. Strip club.

Yeah. Good one.

You want to go to strip club, you just throw it out there.

I.

And I'm not a strip club guy that, like.

I feel like that's not actually like a. Do you actually say that with your boys?

I'm good.

There's.

Oh, no.

But.

Hey, I know what you're saying, hank, but there's always one guy in the group that said no.

That's like a bachelor party thing, not like a. No, your boys.

There's always one guy that's a strip club. That throws it out there.

Yeah.

Yeah, I get.

Please.

Yeah, okay.

We'll see. This Mount Rushmore might suck. We got a banger, though, for Friday. Shout out the top YouTube comment on the Monday.

I have two.

Yeah.

Can I get a hit of that?

Nice.

Okay. It's good.

Can I get a hit of that? It can go.

Is that about a chick again?

No, it's about a vape, I guess. Cigarette doesn't. I guess would be drag if it were cigarette. Yeah, but it's like, I need. Or weed. I don't. I'm not a big weed guy, but it's like, I need something of that. And then my next thing. Guys don't have one, but I'm trying to think of the best way to word it.

Guys don't talk to each other. Huh?

I feel like with my friends, I just say stupid shit, but, yeah, relatable.

To the general public. I think maybe it is.

I think guys talk to each other, but we.

I'm just gonna say what I. Yeah.

We just talk shit to, like, we get mad at each other.

Yeah.

I think I know the best way to word this.

Okay. Probably won't be.

Want to go get some food?

Oh, that's. It took you that long?

Well, I was, like, realistically, I was thinking, like, what I wanted to say was, like, what do you want from Taco Bell?

But, like. Or should we order a pizza?

So we order a pizza, and, like, I thought I was limiting the rest of the drunk food world. Yes, but want to go get some food? It. It probably should come to me quicker, but that's. That's.

I agree with that round.

I want to go.

Yeah, I. That's a fantastic pic, but it's just very funny. It took you a minute to phrase.

I really just wanted to say, like, what do you want from Taco Bell? Like, right now, what I'm thinking of, like, boys, like, what should we get from Taco Bell?

Yeah.

Because we're talking about this and, like, yeah, I'm thinking taco, but whatever. Fuck it, I'm done.

All right. I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with. You're the fucking best.

Oh, I like that.

You're the fucking best.

I like that.

What was your first one?

My first one was love you. I fucking love you, Mandev.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Two different.

Two different things.

I just wanted to know what your.

First entirely different conversations. I fucking love you, man. Is having a heart to heart with a bro. You're the fucking best. Is they do something sweet, and you need to acknowledge that they're sweet at what?

Yes. Agreed.

Yeah.

The music's coming on in the background. All right. I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do. No, prep is a bad idea.

Max stole mine. I didn't think he'd get there. One or some food is a good pick. That's a good value pick.

I can't believe it lasts that long. I thought about that one. One not fat.

Okay. I'll go with one. That definitely works. What do we want to bet on? If you're with your. With your friends, games are on. Maybe it's like a Saturday afternoon. Afternoon. It's like, what are we betting on?

Mmm.

That's a good. Really good.

Maybe. What are we betting on? Tonight is the wording.

Good pick.

Yeah, that definitely happens.

Yeah, for sure. I will go. And this is. This is where it's like, I just. This is what I do. Yeah. I like to just walk up to my friends and like, you know, you see them, you're psych use just thoughts.

Oh, oh, just a thought.

And I was like, what? And then you make thoughts.

Okay.

Then you never know where your friends gonna go. Like, they're gonna.

Okay.

You know, they're drunk. They're just gonna start talking about whatever's on their mind.

Yeah. Thoughts. Thoughts.

Thoughts is good. Thoughts is funny.

It's good cuz it puts it on the other person right there.

Yeah.

I'll just be like, you know, you're. You're walking around drunk. You see, you know, you walk past your friend ten times, you just pick what's good. You speak thoughts.

Thoughts.

I like that. And then she got any friends?

Oh, good one.

Because your friends will talk about their, you know, girls are talking to him back. She got any friends?

Yeah, one.

And.

And hopefully they do.

So I. My last one is. I don't know how you guys can maybe help me through it. It's not like a specific phrase, but it's like making super aggressive plans for the next day that you're not gonna do.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

How would I. I don't know if that. If I can just say it that, that making or just like.

Or like, future plans.

Yeah.

Should be tomorrow because, like, you plan.

On going out to get, like, brunch.

Yeah.

You know that nobody's gonna wake up before 10:00 a.m. right? Yeah. Okay, so we're gonna meet at 945 at this diner and then we're gonna go out.

It's like, we're gonna be fine. Tomorrow.

Let's run it back tomorrow.

Let's run it back. Tomorrow isn't bad.

I think. I think you just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won't keep.

Yeah.

You don't say that to your boy.

Yeah. So I'm gotta be that.

If it's not Rushmore, what do you say to your boys when you're drunk?

All right, run it. Let's run it back tomorrow.

Let's run it.

Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, let's. Let's. You know what? Let's go get brunch.

Like, let's run it back.

We got.

Yeah. Because that happens so much. Oh, we'll do this. We'll do that.

What are you.

Yeah, well, we'll golf. I want. I want to sign up for a five k when I was drunk. Didn't show up the next day.

Yeah. That's great, though.

Yeah, it was all great. Cancelation.

Yeah, I was. I've only done a five k once in my life, and you made me do it.

Yeah. And you cheated.

Yeah. Yeah. I would have cheated more if I didn't have to.

You're gonna do that again this year, by the way.

All right, so I'll do it. I'll do this. I.

For my fourth one, I'm gonna say, I don't know. I think this is.

You're the best. I know. Last one.

No, I hate who turns it.

Sorry.

Who serves it.

Hank.

My bad.

That's right. I really think. Insert your quarterback's name here is going to be awesome this year. Let me rephrase that. I really think quarterback's name is going to have a big year.

I like that because it happened to me today, and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me, but I had multiple people. I'm like, yeah, Kale Williams could be awesome.

It had happened to me twice today already where you just. Whoever your quarterback is, you're like, I think the system suits him really well. The offensive coordinator is like, when in.

Doubt, just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams.

It reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson.

I like that saying. I like that. I like that.

I really think quarterbacks gonna be good. Max, have you anybody?

Um. No.

I feel like Jalen Hurts gonna be good.

Everyone knows Jalen Hurts is good quarterback.

Okay.

Is he?

Yeah. Jalen Hurts is a guy.

Oh, he's a good quarter.

He was having to say he's the guy means you might be doubting.

It's interesting that he said that he's good. Like, if. If I had the guy, I'd be like, he's a fucking beast.

Yeah. Max, did you ever figure out who that eagle is here today?

What?

The Eagle.

That's Trevor Keegan. That was already. That was bad.

He just got drafted.

He just got drafted. Big cat was like, that was.

I hyped you up, but that was.

Also on you because you didn't know him.

Of course not.

He hates me.

He was like. He was like, I'm an Eagles player. And then I walk, I happen to be walking by. He's like, max is a diehard Eagles but guy.

Yeah.

And then he looked at me, he's like, if you're such a diehard Eagles guy, who am I? I'm like, I don't fucking know, dude.

Yeah, but that's like, that's like a 2% of the famous.

He was, he was like a mid fifth round pick to be a beast.

Graham Glasgow is the nicest guy in the world.

He really is.

He's the best.

Yeah, I talked to him for like 20 minutes.

Yeah, he's great.

To Graham Glasgow.

Last pick. I crush this draft. Draft. Where are we going after this?

You think so?

That's a good.

That's where we going after.

That's a great pick. Yeah, you just said is a good. That is a good pick.

I I mean, that's a great last pick.

Uh huh.

Um.

Cuz you're always trying to find the next move.

Yeah, you're always trying to find the.

Next move, like, where they're at. Yeah, you'll just be like, where?

If I lose this draft, this is another reason of, like, everyone hates not gonna.

That's a good strategy.

Just a till one one.

Yeah, your one one was terrible, you guys.

I fucking love you, dude.

Yeah, that was easy one.

Your one one was. Look at that girl.

Yeah, no, I fucking love you is the easiest, easiest one.

What?

A, like, you're saying that when you're.

Oh, my.

Drunk eyes don't like looking at other chicks and like, not.

I'm more likely to be like, dude, I fucking love you.

No, I do that, like, right now.

I love you guys. Fucking love.

I love you guys and love you, dude.

I'm not gonna be like, look at that chick.

Right?

That sounds. That sounds like you're a stalker.

Creepy. Yo, look at that chick.

Look at her.

I also, I also. Girlfriend look at thing. That's the thing about me. I was thinking for the masses, like, dudes love talking about, like they do. That's awesome. So that is a thing for sure.

Talk yourself into a last place.

No, I haven't.

I actually crush this without a doubt.

For sure.

For sure. All right, honorable mentions real quick. I have a couple old dude old guy ones washed. There's like, kind of like the. We should do this more often. Every time I've ever gone on a bachelor party, it's like, dude, wouldn't be sick if we just got a house, like, all of us together.

That's a good one.

Like, just and like, live, like, left our lives and just hung out in a house. Dude, you're in that, like, mid. Mid, like, second day bachelor party.

Let's write a movie. Yeah, yeah, that's another one where you're drunk. You're like this. Everything's so funny. Like, yeah, we should fucking. We should write a movie.

And then the. And then, like, it does. Unfortunately, you with your friends, it's like, how are the kids? That kind of sucks, but that does happen.

Yeah.

Compound talk. I have compound talk on almost every, like, bachelor, big group hangout. It's like, let's get a fucking compound.

Yeah. Live, right.

Pool in the.

Let's get a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do the. I do the move because guys don't really talk to each other that deeply. I do the move. At the end of the bachelor parties, I just tell all my friends, like, tell me one thing that I can bring home with me when I get asked.

Yeah, that's good.

Like, give me, like, a work thing, family. To just give me one thing. I could be like, oh, yeah, he's doing this.

Honorable mention. Did you hear how bad Max's Mount Rushmore was the other day?

Yep.

Now this is gonna crush.

Yeah.

How many bachelor. Bachelor parties have you been to?

Good question.

Three.

Not that many. How many have you guys been to?

A lot.

15.

Yeah, I would say, yeah, somewhere around 20 ish.

I've been. Well, I've been to two of my two brothers, but I haven't been to any of my friends yet. And, like, I'm waiting for, like, that moment now.

I'll put this out there. Max is a good bachelor party.

Hang the other one. That I like to do. Like, again, like, this is more just what I do, but I like to think, sup?

Oh, yeah.

That wouldn't have played Max.

I'm jealous thinking, like, when I'm with my friends, if I'm walking or I was big.

Sup?

What about, I think she's into you, or, I think she's into me. Like, you ran it.

You run into, like, after someone says, look at that chair.

Yeah, but then after you look at her, she comes by.

Yeah.

And then she just says something nice and walks away. And then you say, I think she's into me, or, I think she's into you.

Except everyone has that one friend I'm in love with.

Blank.

Everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into him.

Yeah.

You're like, dude, that's just not possible.

Oh, the cart girl I think she's into.

Oh, yeah. No, not Max. The bachelor party. I'm jealous because I would say so. Yeah. I've been to probably about 15, roughly.

Big cat. Can I give you a quick note? What people. They're gonna. They're gonna cook. Sure, yeah.

I don't give a fuck. I'm just looking for retired. I'm in retirement now, so I'm not.

Wearing my Kelsey cutoff jersey right now.

I feel like shit. I'm in retirement. Bachelor parties, like, one through nine are the best. Then you get that, like, summer where you do a bunch and you're like, I'm kind of burnt out. And so then it becomes a little bit of a chore, but then you got to hold on because the last couple are also the best. Because you're like, these are the end. Like, the last couple that I did, I was like, this is the end. Like, I know all my friends are married. Like, I'm. This is. It is all I got. Really? Live it up.

Yeah. I'm in, like, the middle of wedding season right now, but none of them are, like, my really, like, close boys.

Yeah, you don't have, like, friends.

I have shown many fucking friends is crazy.

But a lot of weddings, a lot of bachelor party.

Hypothetically speaking, just boys talking here.

Mm hmm.

My best friend.

Wait, wait, wait.

Hypothetically speaking, boys talking here.

What?

Hank and Max. Shane and memes. You can chime in at some point in the future if you decide to get married. Would pft. And I be invited to your bachelor party? Yeah. No.

Shane changes. No. Yeah, probably smart.

I say yes, but you guys will not come.

I'll come to you.

I would say yes, and you guys better.

I think, hey, I'll come to yours.

I think Hank would come. I think Hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party.

I would come for a day, Max.

I would go.

I'd come for a day.

Wait, where is it?

My shore.

No, no.

Yeah.

My dream bachelor party's a force. I'll say right now, but it's for so far away that. No, it's a force.

Well, Hank.

Or.

Hanks gonna have, like, Tom Brady and Jason Tatum on his bachelor.

I would want to do, like, darts in, like, Ireland or England who.

Golf.

Don't call.

That rocks.

Yeah.

Mine is, like, also, like, a bigger, real.

Yeah.

Darker environment, but it would be. That seems like the best boys vibe.

What do you got?

Mine is also a big sporting event, which is sad, because it's like, I'm not a huge Penn state football fan, but, like, I think a Penn state weekend at like, all right. You say would be fun or like. Like, I want, like, a sporting event.

That I care, like Penn State fucking Michigan.

Like, Max is correct. I am not going to happy Valley.

For not Happy Valley. I wanted a way game. This is stupid. Let's not talk about this, okay?

Yeah, good point.

All right, we're gonna do will with the concussion test. Okay? We're gonna end the show. Beer games with the drunken sky in the world. That's Will Compton.

You did it, bro.

Yeah, you did.

You did. Yeah. Y'all said they're like, obviously me and you went back and forth, but it's sitting there like big cat's like, hey, what if we come and surprise everybody?

Yeah.

Cuz I'm sitting there stubborn as fuck, thinking like, hey, there's anything to salvage it. Go ahead and do it. Blah, blah, blah. We'd be up for it. Big cat had the idea that everybody come and, like, come together and legitimately, bro, walk a fuck a flame. You guys come in and having fun. You sitting there being like, hey, I didn't know that was what. It was my fault. Blah, blah, blah.

I didn't know that it truly meant a lot.

Legitimately.

I know that you.

I know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with. I was making jokes, but I'm very happy that we do.

I did so much fun. I retired from drinking games.

What? You can't retire.

I retired.

You are.

I retired from drinking games.

The ultimate warrior to now.

Yeah.

You cannot retiree.

I've declared myself professional pro sphere.

I left myself open to un retire, but I'm retired as of right now. Yeah, I need a break. I might be revised, hurt.

I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up. And then. Yes, and then we'll see. Right now, I'm ready to.

You did.

Another beer. Lymphocytes. I'm in.

It wouldn't even max, bro. Like, Hank. Max. The boys being like, hey, are we gonna move it? Yada, yada, yada. You guys buying in? Honestly, all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up. You know that? Like, yeah, no, I know everyone.

All we ever wanted was doing Nashville because this was fucking awesome.

The best, bro. I'm sitting looking at Taylor. I'm like, dog this.

We should never leave this. I might have said on a confessional that I wanted to go home, but that's a fair thing for a guy who's 39 with three kids and getting his ass kicked in a pool by offensive lineman. And I was just like, I just want to go home and, like, see my kids.

You know, my favorite part was no spoilers, but we did lose one event early. And just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for, like, an hour while everyone else competed, that was maybe the best time. Just, like, chilling with Dana beers, who, by the way, he doesn't drink beer anymore.

Right.

But, yeah, just hanging with him and Glennie balls in the pool.

What it would.

A blunt rotation that was looking at cats.

And it's kind of like, hey, are we about to get fucked up? You kind of know, like, yo, we're about to get wrecked.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Should we fully go there and think Jerry buying all the way in?

Like, dude, the three beer chug is a genius starting thing. Because I was like, you were thinking.

You're thinking about going strategy?

Yeah.

Yeah, we think about ditching it. Yeah. Because some of us aren't that good at chugging beers eyes right now. Well, wills pumped up right now. I don't blame.

I love it.

I am truly, like.

I am.

What do you think about your bureau simpix where everybody just slams beer and then we get really fucking skinny manjaro.

Where we just fucking shoot ourselves?

Well, the. I do feel bad that I pulled you in the pool when you had your phone in your pocket, but it still works, dude.

It made for the best content. Yeah. You're sitting there and you're like, you know, obviously we went through whatever went through. Fuck it.

Fuck.

We had to bring it back to Nashville. If Dave doesn't do that, we obviously do not bring it back to Nashville. That is what it is. You guys want it the entire time. Time. And when you're sitting there in the fucking pool pulling me in, like, that's.

The moment, dude, you saw my ass.

Truly, did not matter. I'm like, yo, big cat's pulling me in. I sound ridiculous right now, but I'm seriously thinking, like, I love this, bro.

I love you.

I love it.

Hey, I love you.

It's great.

Well, guess what? Right now, we're. You're getting paid for this.

I fucking.

Like, this is the dream job.

Yes.

Well, have you ever uttered the words when you're drunk with your boys? Hey, look at that chick.

When we were fucking, Taylor and I were in the fucking mix of it, and we're against Bakhtiari, everybody.

That wasn't. That was a weird way people ruined for us.

Kind of gets Bakhtiari, and we're sitting there, like, looking at his wife, like, hey, we have to steal. We have to.

We have to wait him in front of his wife.

We have to fucking take this.

That's man shit.

Like, when you're at a bar and you see, like, a hot girl, like, look at that girl.

Yeah, bro.

I need to contact you legitimately. I gotta. We gotta steal that guy's wife, you.

Guys, I'll tell you what.

I almost teed him up for that jersey.

One thing I noticed with Will and Taylor, they.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no. I just spilled. You guys got a spartan mentality for sure. Like, we pull up to the gate and you're like, we're the 300. These Persians.

And Taylor last year, like, we were kind of, you know, a little abrasive about people beating us. But, dude, you guys. Big cat. You guys stepping in it was. I am hammered.

Do you think Taylor really cares about this couche?

Absolutely, bro. Taylor left. I promise you. He's sitting there thinking, like, damn, I wish they would just let me know.

I.

Can I please be a part of this?

I swear, I said to him, I tried to call him.

Call him right now. Max, you too, bro. Like, the moment that you were sitting there, like, hey, are they gonna cancel this? Yada, yada, yada. Obviously, I was fired up about it. It is what it is. When you guys fully bought in, got fucking trailer, the body armor and bought in, dude. Max, I was so fired up.

Yeah, no, it was so much fun.

Obviously, we, you know, we have our commonalities about the whole thing, but even big cat, we went back and forth about it all. Big cows on vacation, dude. I'm so happy, you guys.

I'm happy.

I am so hammered. Your boys are smiling right now because I'm hammered, but I'm legit. I'm so hammered.

Respect. So I was thinking earlier today that I don't remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier.

Yeah, we have our concussion.

I have no idea, dude.

You guys ready?

Carlos? Done. Lap.

Wait.

He's gonna ask the question.

I'm gonna ask questions.

We just gotta. Ready.

Okay.

With each other.

We got them. We got boys.

Let will go first. Okay.

All right.

We'll try and then we'll step it out. Yeah, I know a couple. I don't know all of them. Dude, I was trying to remember the story this morning, and I don't know.

The first one is four random words, which is the toughest one I do know.

What do you mean?

I know at least four random words.

From the interview that we just.

My mind actually might be sharper than it's ever been because one of them was, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Let's say Carlos. Done.

Let.

No, no, not that.

What do you.

I think one of those tits.

No, it's tits and askalore.com. yes.

Yes.

My. I actually love doing this because my mind, I. I haven't thought of it until this morning. I was like, damn, what's the reason? I think steel trap. Because will used to jerk off off to it.

Jerk off.

I think there's reasoning for each of these.

My dad.

Oh, I might not have reasonings.

My dad pulled me aside and go, hey, what's title or.com? and I. He goes, you ever fucking log on to that? I will box. I will box your fucking jaws in.

Yeah.

I'm not joking. I love my dad, dude. Bill Compton junior is the absolute best.

Wait, you're Will Compton the third?

The third. William Earl the third. But my dad is w three was hardcore, for whatever reason, about porn. Because my boy, we go over to his spot, like, oh, shit. We get hit up some porn, and my parents won't know. We go over to his spot, jerk off together. Yeah. Make. I'm not joking.

Yeah, me and my boy.

Me and my boy love Logan.

Logan's out there taking strange.

Logan, you got to jerk off.

We will sit there and like, yeah, we had a jerk off moment. Hey.

We would stare at each other.

Yeah, you do your thing. I'm gonna go in the other room. I leave the other. He was. Thing in his head was like, hey, you guys gotta chill out. Like, I have to clean the computer up.

Yeah. Yeah.

Because then he's gonna get in trouble.

Yeah.

Not because of the woman of the house.

Yeah. Not because all that stuff. I'm sitting there like, yo, you're defiling his dad. Yeah. Because we would get done every day, probably middle school.

Yeah.

And we'd be like, yo, we can. We can. We can jerk off a little.

Yeah.

Logan, have us in the basement. His dad would find all the shit and be like, hey, you guys gotta calm down because you guys are out of control.

You drive by his house to this day. Yeah.

Hey, your mom's gonna find you out. Yeah, your mom's gonna find you out.

And that was tits and Askalord.

I love it.

We have so much more to get.

My dad was like, hey.

More. Three more. I have the other three.

Carlos Dunlap.

No, no, that's.

I have them all ready?

Yeah, yeah.

Monday, 30% vibes.

All of those are correct.

Let's go now.

I don't know what Monday. Oh, Monday is because you told me.

You know, Monday.

It was on Monday, not the 25th. 30% I think is Taylor Swift.

Yep.

All right.

What, that she was gonna come to beer games.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is. That was my favorite.

Hey, they drove a boat. Hank was ready to kill somebody.

No, no, we're gonna get to that. We're gonna get to that. He's gotta do the. I don't know what. I don't know what vibes were.

I think it's just bring the vibes to the beer Olympics.

You want me to tell you what vibes?

Worst vibes?

That was when you were gonna trade our memes for their memes.

Oh, yeah.

Were the Vibes guys?

What do you mean by armies?

For their guys.

For your. For one of your memes guys.

You said we had the ad. You said we had that. Cash for your memes.

Cash considerations.

Shane, by the way, he's never had a hot dog.

Hey, walk a fucking flame. Being like, yo, we need glizzies.

Yeah.

Is it not insane?

He said that? Yeah.

He goes, how we gonna have a white boy party and we gonna be drinking and being drunk and we not gonna have glizzies? I was like, hey, Mister Walter.

Fly was awesome.

Shane. You know, Shane's never had a lemonade.

Yeah.

You never.

Lemonade, lemonade or hot dog get his.

First sandwich last week.

He's never had a cupcake.

Legitimately.

You never had a cupcake. Why? He's. He's never had a pretzels.

Why?

He's weird, dude.

Yeah, he's white.

I truly.

So our memes for your memes. And a bro to be named later.

Fuck that, dude. We'll take your guys'memes.

You can have him.

Why is it funny? I don't understand why you're sitting there laughing about you.

Oh, shit. Breaking news.

Oh, no breaking. This better not be serious.

Breaking moves.

Kelsey's great.

Don't be, dude.

The fucking swift Taylor sweating Will's thoughts for first.

Okay.

The Brooklyn nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send McHale bridges to the New York Knicks for Bogan. Bojan Bogdanovich for unprotected first round picks, a protected first round pick via bucks, an unprotected pick swap, and a second round. Resources tell ESPN will, thoughts?

Dude, I am so fired up for JJ Reddy being the Elliott Wills.

A huge, huge NBA got second round.

Pick swap, protected some first rounders, and Bogdan. Bogdanovich is going Lakers. No, they're going Nick's.

And next. Shane's laughing at you right now.

Shane. Shout out.

Shane shot Shane.

Dude, I have no clue what the fuck's going on with the NBA.

And watch his first hockey game last night.

Wait, all right, so when JJ got that. When JJ got the call, I remember texting like, dog, hey, your pizza takes are terrible, but shout out you for getting the fucking LA Lakers. Yeah, it's pretty good because he's thinking about going to Franklin. What he's saying about going to Franklin in Nashville, bro. What?

Oh, like moving Franklin, Tennessee. Oh, but now he's moved to LA.

Yeah, yeah, but like he said there.

Called me, he goes, a count you and Taylor, he goes, keep it. Keep what you guys got. And I literally sat there and I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck is he talking about?

Yeah.

Is there a reason you're telling me that?

That's how I feel right now?

He goes, man, keep it simple.

Oh.

And I was like, hey. He goes, I go the most insane. I go, uh. I go, can. I'm believing what's on the Internet, right? Like you're. You're the LA Lakers coach. He's like, no, no, I'm not. I have no clue what's about that, but I'm about to call. He's. I'm about to call the Franklin, Franklin, Franklin, Franklin.

The Franklin mayor, game seven series.

Oh, I'm about to call the finals.

Yeah. Know the name of the finals?

Yeah. He goes, he goes, it's all I know.

I'm focused on talking.

Michael laughing. And I'm laughing with him because I gave him a couple schools. Cuz he was asking like, you know what, you know, what are the spots down south in Franklin that would be good, right? I'm giving him a couple schools, but I'm like laughing. I'm like, is there a reason you're telling me this? He goes, man. He goes, I have a few masters. He goes, I have the masters. Like the old man in three. That's a master. He goes, big boss. Yeah, yeah. He goes, LeBron, this new pot I came out with. Yeah, it's a master. Espn is a master. All these things are masters. He goes, what you and Taylor have, it is so fun. You guys need to just keep it simple, right? Don't get caught up in everything else. And we're literally. I'm sitting there thinking to myself, yo, JJ Reddick is calling me. He had called me. And I'm thinking to myself, is he the new LA Lakers, that coach? Because I'm congratulating him and he's sitting there like, hey, keep what you and Taylor have and we sit there in silence for a moment, and I go, is there a reason you're telling me this?

And he's like, man, you have all these different masters. What you guys have in the Barstow world, and you guys can relate to this. He's like, you guys have so much fun. Like, when you make it serious, it is a different world that you guys are in.

Talking to Mike.

Yeah. Yeah. He's like, this is. This is a different world that you guys are in.

Yeah.

Just make sure you continue to have fun and make the most of them.

Yeah, it is great. No one gives us notes about anything. We just get to say, we get to do this.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sitting like, JJ Reddick is calling me. My fucking, my boys. That is obsessed with JJ Reddick. Back in the day, NC double A, you're. You're fighting for Duke or uncle. And this dude is calling me, telling me, being like, hey, what do you guys have? Keep it.

Do you think.

Keep it safe.

Think JJ can make LeBron better than MJ?

I have no clue. All I see that I am absolutely hammered right now saying that you are. Yeah.

Oh, wait. What do you think about the McHale Bridges trade, though? That is, bro, I know that you bought a Mikhail Bridges. Max is very upset right now because Mikhail Bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players, and now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves.

I also know him like, I've known him for a very long time. I've known him since I was in middle school.

When you say that, what does that mean?

It's like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player.

No, like, I grew up. I grew up with McCall. Like, I know McCall, and I'm upset.

And he's a Sixers fan, and the Knicks are really good, and they lost.

They have all of my Nova guys, and I hate.

And Jay Wright's probably gonna coach him.

It was the one thing that.

Yeah.

It was the one thing that I could hold on.

He's gonna coach him and do a better job than Jay, right?

Yeah.

It was the one thing that I could hold on to because I'm a huge Nova basketball fan. And for forever, I was like, all right, at least McHale's not there. Like, I know. I've known to Cal since I was in, like, the 6th grade.

Yeah.

And now he's with, like, my least favorite team. With, like, all my other favorite players in Nova.

Yes.

And it really hurts. I was just going right there, trying to figure out.

You're upset.

No, I'm very. I'm actually very upset.

Are you a basketball guy for real?

Yeah, I am as big of a. Yeah, I'm as big of a villain. I'm more of a villain of a basketball fan than anything.

He's about to cry.

So all of the Will Nova basketball guys being at the Knicks sucks. Sucks. Especially the one guy that, like, like, if I were to see Macau, like, walking the street, I'd be like, that's. That's my guy. Like, I just.

When you see JJ get the head coaching for the lake, what is you?

Literally nothing. I don't care about Lakers at all. Like, I care about.

Will interviewed one basketball player, and that's all he brings it back to, dog, no questions, big.

I'm sitting there, I'm like, I remember hitting my boys up because they were so obsessed with Jjdemen Reddick. We all, everybody was. Every white boy was that, you know, tried to shoot the three. And when we had him on the pod, I remember hitting my boys up like, yo, JJ Reddit came on the podcast. He had a abysmal pizza review about, you know, whatever he said, show us garbage. But other than that, I'm thinking to myself, like, yo, how sick is it that JJ Reddit came. How sick is it that Jjuretta came on the podcast, you know what I mean? And went, now that he has the head coaching job, I'm not a big basketball guy. You know, clearly I'm not sitting here, you know, J. J. Reddick's in here. What was that, a fourth grade coaching. Head coaching job that he had? Yeah. He's kind of like a pioneer for a guy who is athletes, podcaster, everything else, it just fires me up that he has a head coaching job and it's. It's that LeBron James, low key, made himself into a head coach.

And it's crazy that the Nova has all these players on knicks.

That is crazy.

When you say Nova, is that where Max comes in?

Yeah. Yeah.

Max has just got.

So you do hate JJDev.

I have, like, JJ means nothing to me right now. I'm, like, going through it right now.

That, like, oh.

Also, well, this is another thing. The Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted Macau.

When you say six, Philly went after JJ to be a head coach.

We already had Jake.

Hey, well, let's bring this back, Will.

Dude, pardon my take. I'm like, fucking up.

It's beer olympics. Will, what do you think about the McHale Bridges trade?

I don't. I'll be honest, I don't. Who's mcCormick?

Really good.

Where did he come from?

He was. Now he's on the Knicks, which is one of Max, his favorite teams.

Is he a Laker? He's not like, dude, all this has happened. I swear to God, I'm just like, ring for JJ. Nowhere.

That's huge.

Yeah. It's like, JJ, my boys. My boys are so. I don't.

The boys are pumped.

Yeah.

I sit there and brag to him. I'm like, hey, literally, major Reddit came on the pod.

Yeah.

Good dude played pig. Somebody beat him.

What about Bogdan Bojanovich?

I don't know.

He got.

He just got traded.

Yeah.

For Mikhail Bridges.

That's why y'all are number one, man. Y'all are. You know, I have no clue.

Is it. I think he's a JJ guy. I think JJ could do good with him.

I'm all about JJ.

Yeah, you are. I respect that.

Yeah.

Like, there's. If there's any question out there, if will comptone. Let's put that to bed.

I'm trying to keep going.

Oh, yeah.

A concussion test. Will.

A big home.

We did the words.

Okay.

All right.

Carlos Dunlap.

That is gonna come up, I think. All right, go, go. Ask question.

I have to pull up. I have to pull like. All right, this one's you. You know this answer.

Tennessee. Peerless price. I remember that one.

Wait, the question was, where did Peerless price go to school?

No.

Okay, good answer.

Um, who has the longest rush in Super bowl history?

Uh. That would be fat. Is that fast?

Yes.

Bang. Next question. What running back has led the position in Yak in 2020?

Let's.

Let's.

Let Will answer the question.

Brie select.

What running back has led the position in yak in the past year?

Bruce hall. Yeah.

Will.

Fuck yes.

The boy.

All right, well, this one's also for you. Ready?

I got you.

Who was the only AFC team to win a Super bowl but not an AFC championship game? This one's for you, Will.

Come on, Will.

Jets.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Jet.

Nailed it.

You guys show close. Last one. I'm not even gonna ask. Question. What?

No. No. Do it.

Carlos. Down.

Yeah, that.

Who is the Bengals all time sack leader?

Hey.

That's you, BC.

Big CD.

Who was the Bengals all time sack leader?

Carlos Dunlap.

Yes.

Okay, do we do the.

No, we're gonna do the riddle and then destroy Sardis part.

Do you think there's still some pizza?

Yes. The story is the hardest part. Okay, so we're gonna do the riddle first, and then we're gonna get to the story.

Okay? Okay.

Doctor was a woman.

Oh, I. Okay.

Where's. Where's Hank?

My brain is a steel trap.

What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive?

Oh, I remember this. Will get it.

You gotta. Will.

Will go.

Well, will will get it.

You got it.

All right, last thing. Story.

The Hamburg helper glove.

You said that.

Okay, big heads. Got it.

No, no. I have to start. I need some help.

All right, I'm gonna ask you royals alone.

Hanker in a boat.

Yes.

Ronan, Hank already wrong.

Hank is in a boat.

Hank is in a boat with Max. Yeah.

Correct.

Hank and Max go to a boat.

And then Hank crashes the boat.

Yeah.

Yes.

Wrong.

Okay.

The boat.

The gas.

The boat has a problem. Hank is there to save it.

No, no, no. Hank and Max are in a boat.

We're gonna gas. I'm gonna give you runs out of gas. That's not exactly correct.

I'm gonna give you both brakes.

Engine stalled.

Engine. Sauce.

And then.

Hey. Oh, yeah.

Hank hits Max in the head with a paddle.

Decides I'm gonna fuck him up.

No, no, no.

Yeah.

No.

Rome shows up.

Bang.

Shut up, Max.

What was. What he show up on, though? There was a detail.

He showed up like, hey, I'm about to save your boy. No, no, no.

He blew something.

Blue is correct. Blue is the correct color, which is way more impressive than you that you remember.

Lose something?

Was a robo.

Nope.

He is that blue.

Jet ski.

Jet ski.

He stabs Max in the head.

No.

Screwdriver.

No. Oh, but why did he. Rome said, I can only take one of you, right?

Yes.

And then Max stabs Hank the head with a screwdriver.

Stabs Max in the head.

Ron?

Hank in the head. Hank with a screwdriver.

No. Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. No.

Roan stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver.

Wrong.

Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver.

Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver.

And then he gets on the jet ski.

They drive off, they go back to shore.

There you go, Fenn. That's the whole story? That's the whole story, yeah. Want me to read it?

Yeah.

Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake. Luckily, Roan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for a race rescue mission. But the jet ski only had room for one person on the jet ski. So Hank stabbed Max with a screw. The fact that you remembered screwdriver is very impressive. Well, very impressive. I thought that was gonna be the one that got everyone out of place and hopped.

Very impressive.

You just did a good job. Well, that's all.

That was a lot of fun. We had a great day. We're gonna guess a random number right now to end the show.

One through 101 through 101 through 100. And you can't guess 18.

I'm down.

So say any number.

Okay, ready? Number.

Hey.

You'Re saying a number.

Three.

Six. Three. Shane?

I'm gonna say 25 for Mikael's Nova number.

I'm gonna say eight.

I'm gonna say 18.

Oh, okay. I'll say 65.

What does that mean?

15.

None of us got it.

Hang on.

None of us got it. None of us got it.

It's something busting will probably do in, like, three years.

Love you guys.

Feel like.

Say after me like, the.

Better to be safe to tell me.

Say after me like a better to be safe.

And.

Sadeena, you open that cup to remember anyway.