After 17 seasons, Kyle Ocposo got a Stanley Cup, and that was the guy I was most excited about because he played for the Shitty Sabers, and before that, the Shitty Islanders.

He had one of the best days of anyone on planet Earth. He won the Stanley Cup after over a thousand games and activated a bonus in his contract where when he wins the Stanley Cup, he gets $500,000.

And guess who has to pay it? No, not the Buffalo Sabers. The Buffalo Sabers have to pay the bonus. No. Yes.

That's tough. Last night, weikoff, Rodriguez, and Ocposo. Five ex-sabers. Yes. Wow. Is that insane? The Sabers built the cup for the Florida Pamper. Wow.