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On Twitter, writes, If Tavares signed a team friendly extension tomorrow, would the fan base/your view of the player improve?

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Let me just say this.

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My opinion of Tavares doesn't need to improve.

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I'm very high on Johnny was very understated because he's an understated guy. But I would like John just once to lose his fucking mind and just to create space for himself because Kutcheroff doesn't have to do it often, but he does it and people go, Oh, my God, he might kill me. And if you thought John DeVarce might kill you, you might not treat him that way.All the great players who are aging in this generation, at some point early in their careers, made room for themselves. Crosby, at one point, Cry Baby Crosby was like, I'm just going to fight a few guys. And people were like, oh. And it's not like people left him alone after that. But you know that if you're a dick to Crosby, he's going to stick you in the balls, and he's going to slash you, and he's going to cry. He slashed the dog shit out of Claude Jury.What if you did it to Malkin? What if you were a shit head to Malkin?Malkin would beat the shit out of you. He's a lunatic. Ovi fought at least a few times, and will kill you. He'll hit you. You don't want to be on the receiving end of that train. Kutrov makes room for himself. Mcdavid makes room for himself. Lots of the best players of this or the last generation make room for themselves. And just once, like Matthews with the surgically repaired wrist, Okay, I understand. What would be great, though, is you pick a night. You have to pick a night. Prepare for it properly. Don't tell anyone, whatever. Tape the shit out of your wrist, throw a couple of punches, and then give them a good old judo flip. Get beneath them.I think- Then freaking give them a- While we're on, John, I think that's what it needs to be.Well, I see. John, it's tough because I don't want him taking blows to the head. I don't want anyone taking blows to the head. I'm not talking about that.I'm talking about being a little dirty. A little dirty. The guy thing, he skates away from me, slash him across the back of the calves. Nobody's going hurt. No one's getting hurt, but it stings like hell. You're like, Did John Tavares just slash me across the back of the calves?Do you give a shit if there's a couple of two-game suspensions this November? No. I don't care. William Nylander, I feel like, has the physical capability to beat the brakes off.I just know whenever goes after him.And just doesn't do it.No one ever goes after.But so what? Be the aggressor once. I I don't know. It's just I feel like with this team, you have no idea the brownie points you would earn with this fan base. Dion Phaneuf was not a good leaf. What did he do in his first fucking game? He fought someone. He grabbed it. Do you remember who he fought? No. Yeah, because it didn't matter. It was Colin White of the Devils. Gives a shit.But everyone was just like, New guy. New guy.Let's go, new guy. Because it's awesome when the new guy does that. But I think it would be even better if all of a sudden you're like, imagine having a ticket to the game where mostly fans go to one or two games a year because that's all they can, and they probably get them free or they found it on a dead body. It's impossible. And imagine you're at the game where William Neillander fought someone and maybe even won or did okay. He drew. He took a punch and didn't die, and he freaking threw a punch, and it was pretty good and fun. And the bench went,. You know what I mean? Toronto, that's just so hard to please. No, throw a punch once. Throw a punch once and ride it for three years.I fully expect John Tavares to stick around and sign a very team friendly deal. You're asking on that.I actually- I also want him to remain captain, even though Steve Dangle and Adam Wild lead the Austin Matthews for Captain Parade. I'm on the I like JT as my captain. Okay.I think face of the franchise now, but it's okay because either are good options.I'm not dying.Not dying. As a pirate, you will be.

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was very understated because he's an understated guy. But I would like John just once to lose his fucking mind and just to create space for himself because Kutcheroff doesn't have to do it often, but he does it and people go, Oh, my God, he might kill me. And if you thought John DeVarce might kill you, you might not treat him that way.

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All the great players who are aging in this generation, at some point early in their careers, made room for themselves. Crosby, at one point, Cry Baby Crosby was like, I'm just going to fight a few guys. And people were like, oh. And it's not like people left him alone after that. But you know that if you're a dick to Crosby, he's going to stick you in the balls, and he's going to slash you, and he's going to cry. He slashed the dog shit out of Claude Jury.

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What if you did it to Malkin? What if you were a shit head to Malkin?

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Malkin would beat the shit out of you. He's a lunatic. Ovi fought at least a few times, and will kill you. He'll hit you. You don't want to be on the receiving end of that train. Kutrov makes room for himself. Mcdavid makes room for himself. Lots of the best players of this or the last generation make room for themselves. And just once, like Matthews with the surgically repaired wrist, Okay, I understand. What would be great, though, is you pick a night. You have to pick a night. Prepare for it properly. Don't tell anyone, whatever. Tape the shit out of your wrist, throw a couple of punches, and then give them a good old judo flip. Get beneath them.

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I think- Then freaking give them a- While we're on, John, I think that's what it needs to be.

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Well, I see. John, it's tough because I don't want him taking blows to the head. I don't want anyone taking blows to the head. I'm not talking about that.

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I'm talking about being a little dirty. A little dirty. The guy thing, he skates away from me, slash him across the back of the calves. Nobody's going hurt. No one's getting hurt, but it stings like hell. You're like, Did John Tavares just slash me across the back of the calves?

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Do you give a shit if there's a couple of two-game suspensions this November? No. I don't care. William Nylander, I feel like, has the physical capability to beat the brakes off.

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I just know whenever goes after him.

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And just doesn't do it.

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No one ever goes after.

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But so what? Be the aggressor once. I I don't know. It's just I feel like with this team, you have no idea the brownie points you would earn with this fan base. Dion Phaneuf was not a good leaf. What did he do in his first fucking game? He fought someone. He grabbed it. Do you remember who he fought? No. Yeah, because it didn't matter. It was Colin White of the Devils. Gives a shit.

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But everyone was just like, New guy. New guy.

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Let's go, new guy. Because it's awesome when the new guy does that. But I think it would be even better if all of a sudden you're like, imagine having a ticket to the game where mostly fans go to one or two games a year because that's all they can, and they probably get them free or they found it on a dead body. It's impossible. And imagine you're at the game where William Neillander fought someone and maybe even won or did okay. He drew. He took a punch and didn't die, and he freaking threw a punch, and it was pretty good and fun. And the bench went,. You know what I mean? Toronto, that's just so hard to please. No, throw a punch once. Throw a punch once and ride it for three years.

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I fully expect John Tavares to stick around and sign a very team friendly deal. You're asking on that.

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I actually- I also want him to remain captain, even though Steve Dangle and Adam Wild lead the Austin Matthews for Captain Parade. I'm on the I like JT as my captain. Okay.

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I think face of the franchise now, but it's okay because either are good options.

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I'm not dying.

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Not dying. As a pirate, you will be.