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Worst ways someone has broken bro code.

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Bro's screen recorded the group chat after I sent my sex tape with my side piece and sent it to my girl.

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Is this group chat not a safe space?

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Apparently not. He had ulterior motives. 100% because you're inside my goal right now?

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Consoling her.

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From the inside out? Yeah. That's insane.

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He let me raise a kid he knew was his and would always tell me, 'You're the father of the year ' Because you're bouncing my u on your knee.

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Yeah. Just bottle feeds, all that. I'm like, Bro, you know what? You're the father of the year. My boy accidentally called her by the nickname that I used for her in the group chat. Later that night, all I got was, I want us to have a very long phone call. Tell me when you're ready.

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Bro, I would have the longest gym session. I'll have the longest shower. I'll have the longest meal prep. I'll have the longest shower. Everything, bro, because I have to get all of my system. I'm not ready.