Because what am I supposed to do? Stay? Yeah, that. I'm going to take the interview while I'm still working this job.

Because I need payments still.

I can't lose this job to chase a dream. Let me see where I've gone. Exactly.

That's a responsible adult. Facts.

What's going on?

What's going on, Gael?

It's a beautiful Monday. It is. It's finally sunny Finally. In L'and-Tan. The weather's been up and down, bro.

Up and down is the word, bro.

Yeah, we had one scorcher last week. We did.

And then it rained the next day.

Yeah, it rained like Noah was about.

Yeah, she poured. She poured The next day, the heavens opened up and she poured it all out.

Yeah, wow. What a waste. A lie. But anyway, we're feeling good. We're feeling great. How are you? Sometimes I love when we're in sync? Yeah. It's too sexy. We've got the question of the week.

We do have a question of the week.

I enjoyed this one.Fam.

The comments on this one.It.

Was a slow burner for me.

Oh, really?

To get there, but once we got there, we got there.

All right, so the question of the week this week was, what's the craziest secret you found out about your parents? I've got about 10 or 11.

I've got six or seven.

Okay, cool. I'll start us off. My mom told me that my dad had a small dick.That's.

Out of control.Why?That's out of control.Just why?That's out of control. Just why? That's out of control. Just why? But you're up. Wow. For context, this one... I wish I could say this one was the only one that was like this, but I felt like I was in the tumor show when I read it. So what was the question again?

What's the craziest secret you found out about your parents?

Someone responded, James, even if I knew, why would I tell you?Fair.Yeah. I was in the Uber like, fair. Seen. I feel seen. Yeah, okay.

James.

Yeah, James, the first name address. I was like, I posted this question. It's not even me. But he knew I'd be reading it. Facts. Yeah. Facts.

Damn. What's the craziest secret you found out by your parents? My dad may potentially have three sons, but yet I've been an only child my whole life.

Right. This one. Scariest secret about your parents, yeah. My mom had her first kid at 16. When I asked her what happened, and if she was R-worded, she said, No, I was just farce.

She was what? Farce?

But Jamaican farce, F-A-S-S.

I was farce. Yeah.

I was farce.

Oh my God. Bro. Oh my God. All right. Crazy secret about your parents. My parents had a two-year affair before they left their respective partners and I got married.

That's sexy. I'm sorry.

I don't condone it. That's the first thing I thought when I read it. I bit my bottom. I don't condone that behavior, but it's just sexy.

When you know, you know.

Bro, this is the love of my life.

Facts, bro. People change jobs every day. All the time. So if I'm working a job and then an advert pops up and it turns out to be the job of my dreams, what am I supposed to do? Stay. Yeah, that. I'm going to take the interview while I'm still working this job.

That's because I need payment still.

I can't lose this job to chase a dream. Let me see where I go on. Exactly.

That's a responsible adult. Facts.

We're going to burn. After our last heartbeat, we're going to burn. For eternity. Right. This one was naughty. All right. My mom is Arab and my dad is African. Okay. So the first year of marriage, their only way to communicate It was sign language.

Damn.

Damn. A year.

Damn.

For some reason, the only thing I could think about was the silent connection because they obviously bang. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. So just that, the eye contact. Over dinner, just because sex is universal.

That language is universal.

It has no tongue. It has. Sex has no native tongue.

So you know what I'm on?

Yeah. All you see is that eye, bro. It That look of an hour. Yeah, it's going on.

The sex chat wouldn't make sense to either of them, but they would know exactly what everyone's saying.

Yeah, just the energy and the aura.

Energy would be chef's kiss. My dad has a separate phone he uses to watch porn.

That's extensive.

That's either extensive or a guy that doesn't really understand technology.

Yeah, incognis. Yeah, he doesn't discover it. He doesn't get it. So you got a new phone.

Got a new phone, new SIM card, new data. Wow.

Yeah. Damn. Okay. Right. Crazy secret about your parents. That my mom impregnated my dad. What? I don't think you understand. Let me give you a better picture. They knew Phil's reaction. Yeah, they knew. They knew exactly. Mom isn't a biological woman, and dad isn't a biological man. My mom and dad both transitioned, but kept their biological parts. So my dad birthed me, but lied my entire life saying it was my mom.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard on this show.

Yeah, same. Same, same, same.

I wouldn't know how to process that when I find out.

I wouldn't know how to process it. And also, it's one of the things that I wouldn't be able to conceptualize, so I'd probably just charge.

Yeah, you'd have to.

Because as far as love, I don't want to be a PC little like, pussy, but as far as love is concerned, love is love is love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whoever's poem I came out of is ultimately irrelevant. But at the same time, what do you actually mean? What do you actually mean? And why did you lie? I mean, I can see why you would lie, but that's insane.

Yeah, I've got no words, bro. Because I think if that was me, I would stay in silence for hours. I wouldn't know what to do or say. I'd be very confused. Yeah. All right, next one. I'm going to go back to that. What's the craziest secret you found out about your parents Not a secret, but these are because don't even kiss.

Yeah.

Next one. My mom's sister's blind daughter, a. K. A. My cousin, sucked my dad's dick.

His... His vision impaired cousin, sucked off his dad. That's crazier than this transition chat we just had. It is. Yeah, that's... It is. That's nuts.

It is because, pun intended, because the pops knew.

Yeah, someone knew.

Someone knew and someone was deceived.

Stop, stop, stop. You know who was who. Yeah, I refused to make a statement to say that anyone was deceived. Stop. Let's say everyone knew what was going on.

Everyone knew. We hope.

That's crazy.

Yeah, I don't see why the disability is relevant to the chat, but it's nice. It's nuts, bro. Oh, my God. My mom... Oh, gosh. My mom cheated on my dad with the priest we saw every Sunday. She left my dad thinking he would give up priesthood for her. He Holy Ghosted her after his time at our church. This was a thing for three to four years. I found out when I was 17.

Damn. Yeah. Holy ghosted. Even the priest wasn't about it.

Yeah, the priest said, No. Lord first.

You know what I'm on.

Yeah. You know what I'm on. The thing is, when I was thinking about it, I was thinking, Bro, I'd make the worst priest.

Wouldn't I just?

This confessional thing, when I'm sat there reading my book. Glasses on. Yeah, glasses on, glasses on, and I'm just head down waiting. She comes in and she's like, Forgive me, Daddy. Yes, sir.

Papa I need to confess.

Daddy, I need to confess my sense.

I will slide open that window and I look at her. Talk to me. I'm going to slide that bitch open.

Talk slow.

Talk slow.

Yeah, so I understand. Sensual. You know what it takes me a minute? How many How many Hell Marys are you talking? Because if it's seven, I'm coming over there. How many Heil Marys are you talking about here?

Let me see what you're really on. Yeah.

I'd lose it. I'd lose it. Thing is, I know them small town priests did numbers in there.

A hundred %.

What was that? What was that fucking... What's that movie with...

Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Tom Holland in it, right?

Oh, maybe not.

There's a movie with Tom Holland. I'm pretty sure it's Tom Holland. It's also got Brosky from twilight plays-The Devil All The Time.

The Devil All The Time.

The Devil All The Time.Movie..

I remember a third party on the show.

Yeah, where the priest, bangs that homegirl. Then denies, denies, denies her.

Yeah, this was a movie.It.

Was a hell of a movie.Wow. It was a hell of a movie.

All right, I got a few more. What's the craziest secret you found out about your parents? My dad lied to my mom about being cleaned from crack cocaine so they could have another child. That child turned out to be me.Imagine.Oh.

My God.

Imagine.

Right. Crazy secret about your parents. The day before my mom comes back from her regular work trips, my parents sexed. I really wish I could erase the memory of how I found out. Everything Every time she goes away the day before, they start chatting.

You know when you hear pops' phone, you know it's Marjorie. It's like, oh. It can see pops.

It's like that. He does them ones. He goes, my guys. Yeah.

Let me re-adjust that position because it's about to get naughty. It's three o'clock, right?

Yeah, it's time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, where's he at?

Oh, my days. That's when I get two thumbs involved. Yes, because I need that hasty response.

All right. My father cheated, got HIV, and then gave it to my mom.

Okay, no. That's a crime.

That actually is a crime, which is crazy, which is actually crazy.

Jesus. Short and sweet. My grandparents are brother and sister. Piggyback.

Piggyback.

God. That's crazy, by the way. It's disgusting. Yeah. Piggyback.

My parents are actually cousins. Makes sense why I get no pussy.

Because he's all fingers and toes.

He's missing a side.

Wow. Fingers and toes is crazy.

My grandparents are brother and sister. No.

Surely not. Yeah, bro. Certain parts of the world. Have you never seen the of Eyes?

I have. Dangerous.

Yeah. There's actually, didn't we? Did we talk about a family one time? Yes, in America.

In America. Yes. That's just... Yeah. Yeah. Someone did a documentary and went into their yard and stuff.

It's just Duncan's in there. There's just a man in there.

I wouldn't even know what you could type.

Bro, it was a vice-document. No, no, no, no, no, I know it's a documentary.

Just American Incess Family.Incess.

Family America.Yeah.

Incess Family America, and they look different.

One of them, Jordans, was just laughing. The Whittaker's.

America's Most Inbred Family. What?

This is crazy. They really embody the Targarian lifestyle.

Yeah, they're really doing it.

Yeah, this is this. Oh my God. This is nuts.

Oh, gosh. Oh.

A filmmaker has given a chilling glimpse inside the lives of West Virginia. That picture is insanity.

That's tough, man. That's real tough. And it's like, where's the motivation after a point? Because it's not even forbidden fruit anymore because you just buy it.

So what's the craziest secret you found out about your parents? My mom was a prostitute before I was born. For God's sake.

That, I don't like the sound of it. That would break me. Yeah, that would break me off. That would break me. I got one more. My dad had a sidechip when my mom was pregnant. My mom found out after I was born. But funny thing is, the sidechip had four daughters all older than me, all from my dad. ' So who's reading the Sidechick Festival? My mom has unfortunately passed away now. Rumor has it, the sidechick poisoned her.

You have to end on that. That was...

That was chaos.

That's chaos. Who really is the SideChick is the question.

Who really is the sidechick?

If they're all older than her. For use. All older than me. I'm obviously the side child. So what are we talking about? Wow. Rumor has it...

Rumor has it, she... Yes.

Wow.

Nuts.

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Right.

I don't know what the point of this is, but apparently we're going to play some BTS. We're going to play some back to Again, I'm not sure why at this point, but I think... I don't know if it's going to help. I'm going to ride on my left hand, hop on one leg, close my eyes.

Everyone grab your whiteboards, everyone grab your markers.

Okay, I'm doing it on purpose. I saw someone in the comment the other week, Gunning.For you?Yeah.What is it?It says, Someone beat this fucking bastard. He needs to be humbled.

This week's BTS is harder than you think. Pause.

Is this Key Stage 3?

It's still Key Stage 3, but...

Upper level.

I feel like it's like Key Stage 3, tail end of Key Stage 3, cusp of Key Stage 4. It's a bit harder. Pause. Guys, as you know, I asked the squadron five Key Stage 3 questions. They write their answers on the board. It could be maths, English, science, history, geography, French, whatever. We see who the winner is. Make sure you guys are playing at home. Write the answers in the comments below. Back to school. Question number one. Who was the Roman God of War? Who was the Roman God of War? Question number two. How many points does a snowflake have? How many points does a snowflake have? Locked. My dog. Question number three. Who was the father of Queen Elizabeth I? Who was the father of Queen Elizabeth I? For your history buffs out there, I'm sure you got this in the lickody split.

Yeah, they're screaming it. You know the answer just comes straight to the head.

Question number 4. Starting from the number 1, what is the first number with the letter A in it, not including the word and? Starting from number 1, what is the first number with the letter A in it, not including the word and? You're locked on that one, Alice?

It's fucking wrong, but yeah.

Cool.

It's wrong, but I'm wrong. For God's sake. There's no A in there, it's right here.

It's right here.

Cool. Question number five. And the last, potentially the last question. Oncology focuses on what disease? Oncology focuses on what disease? It was a harder one, isn't it?

Yeah.

It was very hard. There's not a single answer I'm confident about.

Same.

So fair play. Cool.

We've all swaps. Guys, girls at home.

Hope you're ready to hear it. What are you snuffing at?

Who? Ellis? Yeah.

He just snuffed at my board.

He's seeing somebody answers.

That's not a fucking thing. If that is the answer, I've never heard of that.

Bro, if this is the answer to number one, bro.

I don't know, mate. Wow.

I need to know everyone's answers. All right, cool. Okay. Question number one. Who was the Roman God of War? What is on your board? So you have Rem's one, right?

Rem wrote Julius Caesar.

Who did James write?

Miles.

Who did Ellis's write?

Kratos.

Kratos from God of War game.

The actual game. The actual, yeah. Fair play. Fair play. From the game. The answer is Mars.

I thought Mars was a planet. I never knew it was a God.

So I was a bit of a mythology buff. I didn't know it was a God. As a Roman gods. Roman gods and Greek gods are essentially the same thing, but Roman gods are named after planets. I'm pretty sure the Greek God of War is Aries. Okay. I have no idea. I'm pretty sure it's Aries.

Would you have got this? No. No.

Fair. Well, that question, definitely not.

But I remember Roman gods. When I was using Roman, I was like, I bet. I'm pretty sure, yeah, Roman gods are named after planets.

Say less.

I didn't know that. But they follow a very similar trend as Greek gods.

Say less. Question number 2. How many points does Snowflake have. The answer is six.

Cool. Fair play. Rem wrote six.

Question number 3. Who was the father of Queen Elizabeth I? The answer is Henry VIII.

What's annoying, that popped in my head.

It's the only other figure I know around them times, so I'm like, I should have-You should have put it, bro.

You should have put it. Question number 4, the math question. Starting from number 1, what is the first number with the letter A in it, not including the word and.

The answer is thousand. Thousand. Of course it is. Even though technically you said not and.

Yeah, but you know what I mean? Like 100 and four, 105.

One thousand. Fair.

The answer was a thousand.

Oh, I wrote.

What did you write?

This Brit actually wrote a thousand.

Yeah, and I thought it was wrong because it has and in it. So I just wrote it down. I've never heard a quadrillion.

I wrote one quadrillion.

That's a BS question, though.

That That is a BS question. Yeah, that is. You said not including the word and.

There's no way I was going to write thousand if you said not including and.

I was never going to write that. Yeah, I don't get that.

That's a BS way to say a question.

I understand what you're saying.

There's no other way I could have said it, though.

No, I know that. I'm saying that's one of those ones where it's in the wording of the question instead of actually asking somebody the actual question itself. But it's whatever. That's a tricky one. Gigi's Ellis.

That was tricky.

Well played, Ellis.

Question number five. Oncology focuses on what disease? The answer is cancer.

Fucking hell. Decent.

Let's round up our scores. If there's a tie break, I've got the questions for you.

I hope there's a tie break.

There's not a tie break.

I really hope there is.

Guys, there's not a tie break.

Let's get serious for a second. There's no tie break.

So Rem got two out of five. Ellis, what did James get?

Three out of five.

Rem, what did Ellis get?

One out of five.

Fuck.

I know I made this petition last week. I really think there should be a new game for the next week.

That's fine. Guys, comments. What game/games should we play next week moving forward? If you have any ideas, let me know. Hit me up in my DMs because James is getting tired of winning and the other boys are getting tired of losing.

You know when they say the lion climbing the hill is always hungrier than the lion on top? Yeah. So I'm stuffed. You, man. I'm absolutely stuffed. I've been waiting. I'm trying to get peckish. I'm trying to climb some hills. I've been sleeping up here.

Hybernating.

Yeah, bro. Give me some exercise.

Do you know what I'm saying? Lsrem, stand up. Next week, we have to stand up.

Pass that, brother, please. But yeah, someone fight back because I tell these men. The thing is, I get messages all the time, and I'm trying to tell people. I tell them on stream as well. Sg_james, follow me on Twitch. I stream Wednesdays and Sunday's. I say, Bro, I'm flesh and blood.

I'm like you.

Yeah, I try to tell them all the time, I'm flesh and blood.

And then shit like this happens.

Shit like this happens, and it's like, Fuck, they're just going to think I'm up here again. I'm trying to play humble. I The flesh and blood is crazy. I'm just a man of flesh and blood, bro. I'm one of the guys.

It's annoying because I'm standing up for both of you. Noah, Zade, and they're living. Let's move on.

I'm one of the guys. Let's dab each other up and stuff. What guys do? No. Alice. Anyway. Guys, let's take a very quick break, okay? Because I'm trying to talk to the beach, babes. Are you guys ready to soak up those summer vibes and unveil your ultimate beach bod? Well, you're in luck because our friends over at manscaped have you covered from head to toe. Facts. With the performance package 5.0 Ultra, this ultimate all-in-one grooming kit is set to have you looking and feeling your best in the summer sun. Trust manscaped to unlock the confidence you need to turn heads this season. Join the 10 million men worldwide who trust manscaped, okay? What you need to do is head over to manscaped. Com for 20% off plus free shipping and use the one, the only code, SNG.

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Let's make this summer your smoothest one yet. Let's get back to the episode. Anyway, cool.

Peek.

Whoop update. Whoop update. Let's transition into a humble Whoop update. I'm very happy that Ellis hit the group chat the other day. I was like, Guys, I'm back on it. I'm back. I'm back on it. Before we get into it, Wagwan, Ellis, How's it been going?

Yeah, good, man. I'm not going to lie, I forgot to charge it last night. No, I've been wearing it whenever I sent that in, last few days or whatever. It's been sick, to be fair. My recovery has been up. Sleep has been good.

Nice.

Yeah, getting more use of the I'm back on it.

It's good. Come on, bro. I'm glad to hear it, man. I'm happy to hear it, G. I would say this week, just gone for me. I've been very ill. I had a... I'm supposed to remember this. I've had a throat thing going on pause for the last few days, pretty much the last week now, I've been eating soup and shit. Sorry, G. Hardly been able to eat. Been sleeping like crazy. We've been working a lot as well. It's been very difficult for me. So Training has been down, but what I've lacked in training, I've been thinking, cool, let me focus on my recovery. I've been having my melatonin gummies sparingly, but when essential, I've been doing my Wim Hof breath work every day before bed. I've been doing grounding. Ground is a thing, you man, by the way. It's a thing, you man. The other day, I sat in the garden. It's a big garden.

Acres.

Failed. The other day, I found one of my acres, sat in the middle of it, and just let Mother Earth do her thing, bro. I sat there for half an hour and I just played chess. It was on that sunny day as well. I went outside, sat on the grass, half an hour, just played some chess. You, man, I promise you now, I walked back into my house, laid down on this sofa. I was asleep in 10 seconds. I was asleep in 10 seconds. I wasn't even tired before. Went there, just sat on the grass for half an hour, bro. Came back in, dropped my head bang. I was gone in the middle of the day. It It was really cool. Fair foot. I was up barefoot.

Nice.

I would definitely advise it. It might just be, but fam, hit me. So yeah, focus on early nights, trying to get good sleep. Good eating, lots of water, flipping, grounding, magnesium. The works, bro. Nice. The work. So I've been trying to focus on my recovery, loads and loads and loads. Your boys been eating salads and shit. Interesting. Yeah, bro. I'm on it.

Nice. My gym week has been very, very, very good this past seven days, I would say. I trained four times last week all in the morning, which I never do and I've never done. And I felt so good for it. I bet, bro. It's the best. It literally is the best. I do a fastest workout, so I don't eat breakfast, train, and then eat breakfast at the gym, standard avocado, eggs on toast, blah, blah, blah. Come on. I just feel amazing.

You go to the other Lord, right? How good is the avocado and toast? Doesn't it make you feel so healthy?

Yes, bro. Shake on the side and the brekkie is what I've got. It's making my days go by so well because I don't have to think about it once I've come back from work or come back from wherever and I'm like, okay, I don't need to think about, okay, I need to train. I can do whatever else I need to do. It's helped me out so much. The One thing I would say I've lacked on is sleep. I am getting ballpark on average six hours a day, which is far, you know what I'm like. That's far from enough for me. But when I'm up and I've had six hours of like, I don't lounge and say, let me fucking go back to bed. I get up, shower, do what I need to do, and then go to the gym.Well played.Because by the time I'm in the gym, I'm awake. Yeah, 100%. I'm not active, I'm not active. I'm focused. And then my day just continues and I don't feel laggy, I don't feel too tired. I still feel good, but I need to just up the sleep because my recovery hasn't been the best. I think I've had one green this week.

Well done. Apart from that, training has been really good, but my recovery and sleep hasn't been the best. I need to find a good balance, but I'm sure I will because the morning trainings have been worth it.

That's It's been a while since we asked it, so might as well ask for him. I know you're on it. Might as well. To be fair, recently for me, I've fallen off. Really?

Yeah. Interesting. Sleep has been okay, but training Otherwise, I switched to a new training program, and I need to really lock in with that. To be honest, accountability, it's time management for me. I have removed all of the eggs from my training basket, put them into my streaming basket, and now I'm streaming till too late an hour of the night. I'm waking up the next day after having poor sleep, or average sleep, and I just don't have the energy that I need or that I had before. To just train properly with the right amount of energy. So, yeah, in a bit of a mix right now. But as you guys know, from tomorrow, switching off for a week. Nice. Reset button. Nice. Plan stuff out for when I return and I'll be back on it.

You're going to train while you're on low?

Typically, when I travel, I take my resistance bands. So yeah, that'll be a nice intro to get back into things for when I get back to the gym.Nice.

Bro.december.yeah.nice, nice, nice.

So guys, as you know, weekly Weekly winners. Weekly Winners. So what we do, guys, is if you're wondering what we're talking about, we are talking about this thing on our wrist right here. It is called a Whoop. And a Whoop is a wearable fitness coach. So for the last God knows how many weeks now, we have been measuring our strain, our recovery, our sleep. And we have branched out into the community and all the babies are getting involved as well. And weekly winners this week for Strain, we have, damn. Ruth. Ruth. New one on top with a 20.6. Classic. Rebekah is in there a second. Well played. Carl's punched back into the top 10 with number 6, so well played to him. On Recovery, oh, yeah, myself. I'm 1729.

I'm 203. Well played. That's high.

That's really good. There's currently three and a half thousand babies doing this right now. So that's good, bro. Well played. What I've been looking forward to, recovery. Top one today, we have Kira Reynon with an average of 98%, which is fucking crazy, by the way. Insane.98% average.

Insane. Average, yeah. I don't deeper sometimes.

I've never had a 98% ever in my life.

The one time I had the green was 98%, which was a few days ago. One time I had green. Well played.

But as I said, Daddy's been focused on recovery this week. Where do we think Daddy is this week? Don't guess it. Okay, go, go.

I would say, you said there's circa 3,000 people. 3,500 people. I would say your ballpark 400 to 500.

Fair play. Daddy is 163rd this week. Wow. It's been working, you man. It's been working. Average 76% recovery.

Fair fucking bit. My average is 44. Damn. I told you, bro, it's been poor. My sleep has not been long enough, pause, and my recovery clearly hasn't been long enough as well. Interesting. I'm 2,231, 44%.

Okay, cool. And then finishing on Sleep. Sleep.

We got Natalie.

Natalie. Average. Average. People smashed the sleep, IA, again. I averaged 79% sleep, which is really good for me. I'm still 900. Sleep is something that people do well.

Yeah, I've averaged 59% since 2002. Damn, bro.

Yeah, bro. Mad. What I'm going to do... I mentioned to Uman, I was going to say Ellis, but it's because me and Ellis were talking about earlier. I mentioned to all you guys that I ordered a genetic methylation test.

Oh, yes.

Basically, what it does is it's something that you take once in your life. I'm going to portrait, by the way, so do your own research, you, man. Don't take it from the horse's mouth. Do your own research. As I mentioned the other week, I was listening to a guy called Gary Brecker, who was just spilling stuff. A lot of it, I'm sure, is not even a lot of it. Some of it, I'm sure, is bullshit or anecdotal or whatever, and other parts, I'm sure, are actually really quite helpful. But he did mention a genetic methylation test. Basically, what it tells you There are certain things that we take in every day that your body doesn't... Basically, what he's trying to say is there's a lot of diseases that we have that are based on us not getting the nutrients, vitamins, and everything that we need on a daily basis. That That may not just be down to the fact that we're not having it in our diets and all that shit. It may be that our body just isn't able to break it down and we are getting it. Basically, one of the things he was saying is folate is one of the things that most people suffer with.

You got to this part, Ellis. Yeah. Yeah. This is a juicy bit. He said this on Joe Rogan. He was basically like, folate, right? People take folic acid as shit. Apparently, Genetically speaking, 40% of people can't digest or convert folic acid in that form to create, to have in your body in the way that you need it. Because you can't digest it, they'll say stuff like when women are pregnant, for example, they prescribe folic acid. Apparently, that's only benefit in 40% of people. The other 60% of people... No, sorry. That's only benefit in 60% of people. The other 40% of people who can't actually digest it is actually causing problems for them because they've got an excess of this chemical that they can't do anything with. That's actually causing issues. What it says is you need to take what's called a genetic methylation test, which will tell you, based on your genes, what you're deficient in and what you can and can't process in your body. For example, if you can't process folic acid, there is another supplement that you can take called methafolate, and you will be able to process that. Okay. And folic acid, apparently, they use it a lot to spray crops.

Okay. So they spray it on co-up. Anything that you were having, like wheat, anything wheat related and shit like that that would have from crops like pastas and all that shit, you're just filling yourself up with folic acid. And if you're part of the percentage that can't process it, digest it, whatever, it's fucking you. Interesting. So it's worth doing. I want you to do it. I'm going to send you a link. You should order it. I've done mine, and I'm sending it off, and I'm waiting for the results, and I'm going to tell everyone the results, and then I'm going to see what changes I can make when I get it back and then see if I can maneuver and see if I can up my shit.

Because you've done the testing, you've sent it off, or you're about to send it off.

I've done it. I've sent it off.

What is the test procedure process?

It's literally a cheek swab.

Is that it? Yeah.

No blood, no nothing. I was thinking- You're thinking blood or nut. Yeah. I was thinking junk, junk, junk. Yeah, cheek swab.

Interesting. Interesting. Not even hair follicle. No, I'm just-Cheek swab. Fair play. All right, I'm definitely doing it. The bank?

Three figures? It's not for everyone.

Okay, cool.

But it's actually... It's three figures. Okay, cool. But it's not... The one I got is £400. Okay. It's not cheap by any means, but this is like as me and as we're talking, this is once in a life. You do it once in your life and you know forever. If it was a regular thing, I wouldn't waste that money. But yeah, it's once and done.

And this is the most beneficial Which is your package you can do?

I don't know. They said it was. I got swindled by the marketing. But I'm sure there are other cheaper versions of this, but this one comes with... This one that I ordered comes with a three-page breakdown.

I see.

Of what it says and what it means and what you need to do. And that's what I needed. I've done tests before where I did... I told you, I did a hormone test, a test, a test, a test a while ago, and they were sending me back graphs and shit. I'm like, I don't even know what this means. So one thing I needed It was understanding what the results are, but also understand what the results mean and what I can do. Apparently, this one does that. So we'll see. I'll let you, man, know.

Did you get the Baha's salts and everything?

Oh, yeah, they arrived. I haven't tried them yet, but they've arrived.

They've arrived. All right, next week we'll talk. Yeah. Next week we'll talk. Yeah, cool. Say less.

Gang. Okay, cool. You've got a thread for us, apparently.

So this thread is just a cheeky thread. It's a pun thread. So pun/baddadjokes. All right. Cool. If my son becomes a priest, do I call him son or father?

Yeah, it's an eye roll. That's an eye roll. That's an eye roll.

If a mother gives birth on the stairs, is it a stepchild?

Cool.

Next one. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

That's a little lyrisist one. That's a pen game.

If I illegally download a movie in Jamaica, does that make me a pirate of the Caribbean?

Say this. All right, Ben. That's stupid.

Last one. What if the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?They're all stupid, isn't it?

That's fucking pathetic. I like that, though.Punny.

Dad jokes.Yeah.

I like that.

I like it. I just needed that.

I like that lame shit. I've got a thread as well, okay?

Gang, hit me.

All right, so I might need your role play help in some of this.

Okay, cool.

Cool. The thread was, Things women say to men that they don't realize is rude.

Things women say to men... Okay.

That don't realize is rude, yeah?

Yeah, every man has been through this.

Right. So pretend I'm your girl.

So I'm the guy in this?

You're You're the guy in this for once.

I was waiting for some retort.

I'm scared. All right. You're the guy in this, and you just come home with a fresh trim, and I'm the girl. I mean, All right, announced it to me. I fit the bill. Announced it to me. What, I'm just coming in? Yeah, you're coming in and you've got a fresh trim.

Hey, come downstairs. I want to show you something.

Look at this fresh wave, man.

Look at the trim. What are we saying? What are we saying? Line up's crispy, no?

He got it different this time. Yeah, he got it different this time.Explain yourself.Did you ask him to?Explain yourself. Yeah, he just got a little bit different.

What do you mean?

Is that side supposed to be higher than that side? Cool, cool, cool. Is that corner supposed to be higher? Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, You asked for the hypotenuse. You asked for that obtusting. Say it again. Hypoteneuse. You and I said, Give me the hypotenuse. Say it again. That's all good. Give me that swoosh. Yeah. Wow. Vam? Oh, he caught your head different this time. That bar right there. Yeah, that will sink me. Keeps me up at night.

The hypotenuse is crazy. Oh, right.

Things women say to men that they don't realize is rude. Your dick is the perfect size. Bro, is it one or is it small? What is it? I don't want to hear perfect size. I don't want to hear this is easy stuff.

Yeah, I don't want it to just fit. Yeah, bro. It's perfect. I need some.

Yeah. You're telling me it doesn't matter if you're exhausted. You can still go for it because it's not that much effort. No, stop it, This one. I've been in a relationship where this is a common theme and I hate it. Things women say to men that they don't realize is rude. It's not your fault. It's just the way you were raised. What? Bro, it's not your fault. It's just the way you were raised.

That's a generational par.

Yeah, that's a family tree par. Wow. Yeah, bro. That's a family matters type.

Someone said that to you before? Yeah.

Not in those words. It's not your fault. It's just the way you were raised. I was with a partner before who would say, I'm not surprised you're like this.

Yeah, you mentioned that before.

Yeah, have I? Yeah, she would say, I'm not surprised you're like this because she said something like, your mom and dad are just emotionally distant. It doesn't surprise me that this is the way you process stuff like this.Wow.Yeah.Okay.Yeah..

That's deep and dark.

It was. I hated it. Sorry, G. Things that they don't realize are rude. You ready for round two? You're panting.

I'm panting and I'm not... I'm far from solid. I'm far from... Are you ready for round two?

Because numb from the waist down. I'm numb from the waist down. Because round one for her was late. She's playing with her hair. Yeah, 100%. She's playing with her hair waiting. That's warm up stuff. You ready for round two? No. Yeah, of course not. The answer is no. I came in here, I emptied the clip in there.

I emptied my whole tank.

Yeah, bro. I gave you every stroke I had. And you're already chatting about next round.

No, I'm sore to the brim.

Yeah, it's hell. Things women say to men they don't realize is rude. You low-key cute. You low-key cute.

So how did he view me before?

Oh, 100%. And what does low-key cute mean? You're saying not everyone can see it.

This is a Shoreditch house vibe. Because there's members only and there's no phones in this dance. That's what you're Yeah, 100%.

No one can snap this pic. But yeah, I think you're handsome. Cool. If only I could find a man like you.

I am a man like me.

The comment under was, Bitch, I am a man like me.

I am a man like me.

If only I could find a man like you. Obviously not you. Because the outer shell is. Look at you. That out down? Yeah, Now, standards and stuff. But yeah. Look at you. Fuck, man. The way you love me, that's what I need in the man of my dreams. Fax.

I need that in a real man.

Yeah, in a man. Yeah. Not you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. This one, Things women say to men they don't realize is rude. I love me a dad bod.

Cool. I understand you're trying to boost my ego, but you're also slapping me on the hook.

You're slapping me down, bro. I love me a dad bod. Because you really don't.

Bro. You might like a variation of a dad bod, but you don't want that every day. Let's not lie to ourselves.

That's like me saying, I love me some wrinkles. I love me some crow's feet. How about that? What are we talking about here? Don't worry, babe. I hate thick lips.I.

Want them paper jobs.Yeah..

I love feeling spine and doggy.And.

That's what you got.Yeah..

I love hitting I hate bones. I hate juicy arses.

My days, bro.

Christ, bro. Peek. If you can't do it, I'm sure I can find someone who can.

That's not a... What's the title of this thing?

Things Women Say to Men They Don't Realize is Rude. Wow. If you can't do it, it's fine. I'll find someone who can. Yeah, I'll just find someone who can do it.

They know the emotion that that will bring out in a male species.

Yeah, of course. And that's why I don't... There's one thing that I don't let that bar faz me, and that's with DIY. I never claimed to be Mr. Hammer Nails, bro, because I hate it.

I remember I I can't even remember what the device was, but I was putting something together and I was looking through the brochure tick. Juan Jornino said, Do men need to read instructions? I didn't know men needed to read the instructions. I I was literally on my knees. I've never felt so low. I've never felt so low. It's like, why? So unprovoked. I'm helping you. Yeah.wow. That's so unprovoked, bro.Oh, shit, bro.It's annoying, man.Sorry, G.

I didn't know men needed to read the instructions. Layered. Yeah, yeah. Layered. Put your hands up.

Layered.wow.wow, indeed.Wow..

Anyway, Remske, trash news?

Trash. Yes, we do have a trash news. Well, actually, I say that it's actually more of a did you know? Than the trash news today.

Okay, informative.

All right, so did you know bananas are berries, and raspberries are not.

I didn't know.

Sorry. Bananas are berries. Yeah. Okay, elaborate.

Indeed, the term berry in botany significantly differs from its common usage. A botanical berry is defined as a fruit with seeds and the fleshy pericarp, the fruit wall, developed from the ovary of a flower, including unexpected examples like bananas, avocados, and cucumber. The pericarp itself is subdivided into three layers: the outer skin, the exocarp, the edible flesh, the mesocarp, and the inner layer surrounding the seeds, the endocarp, which is typically thin in true berries. In contrast, Dressed in other fruit types, including droops or stone fruits, examples, cherries, apricots, and avocados, which have a thick, hard endocarp around a single seed. Pomes, like apples and pears, feature a core, while multiple fruits, such as pineapples and figs, are composed of a cluster of fruiting bodies from one flower. Aggregate fruits, like raspberries and blackberries, are formed from the multiple ovaries of one flower and are also considered accessory fruits, which develop from parts other than the ovary. This nuanced classification highlights the complexity of plant biology, offering insight into the diverse structures and developmental origins of the fruits we consume.

Interesting.

Interesting. I don't really have much commentary on that. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, neither do I.

Fair play.

Did you know? It's just information.

That is information. I'm here for it.

There are seeds, apparently in the banana, which make it a berry.

When I say I grew up thinking there was no there was no seeds of banana, I think I was in six form of science. My science teacher just cut that bitch up and started showing me seeds. I felt betrayed. Yeah, it's crazy. Wow. Fair play.

I still don't recall the seeds in the banana.

Bro, you can probably Google it. If you Google banana seeds, I think they're down the straight on the shaft.

On the shaft? Yeah. God damn.

God damn.

Yeah. Damn. Okay.

Those are seeds.

Apparently.

Yeah.

I didn't think they were actually seeds, but it makes sense.

Fair play. Yeah. Cool, man. Interesting. Right. Who am I? Oh, yeah. We're going to do a more gamified version of Who Am I Today. As I explained to you guys earlier, the way we're going to do it is I have, obviously, the person I am. You guys, we're going to go in 21 questions style format. It doesn't have to be 21. We'll go as long as it goes. Please try and be quick with your question in. But basically, it's going to be turn-based. So Fuhad will ask me a question. It has to be a yes, no question. All I'm allowed to do is answer yes, no. He will ask his question, and then he has an opportunity to guess, and then his opportunity comes and goes. Ellis will ask me a question, and then if Ellis, for example, ask me a question, and then it triggers a point where you guys think you know who is, you have to wait to your turn to make the guess of who it is. Okay? Cool. Right. Are we ready? Yes, sir. Right. Starting with Fouhad, who am I? Let's go.

Are you male?

Yes.

Are you from a film or a TV show?

No.

Are you fictional?

No. Are you British?

No.

Are you American?

Yes.

Are you black?

Yes.

Are you a musician?

Yes. Are you relevant today?

Good question.

Yes. Okay.

Are you an RnB artist?

No.

Are you a rapper?

Yes.

If I take a guess, am I out or is it just till the next turn?

You can take one guess. You can ask your question first and take a guess, or you can just take a guess, and then it will move on if you're wrong.

Yeah, so tactically, ask a question first to do it down a bit more to help you out with your question.

Were you raised in New York?

No.

Are you overweight?

No.

Do you have a partner in the music industry?

No. I'm not certain, but from my knowledge, no.

Do you have kids?

Yes.

Have you been in any movies before you acted? Yes. Is it Will Smith?No.

Is it ludicrous?

No.

Is it Ludacris? No. Is it Ice Cube?

No.

Are you tall?

Yes.

That's ambiguous.

I know, but I just wanted to ask a question.

Are you someone that's acted in a well-known movie?

Yes. But I will warn you that's an ambiguous question.

Also very true because well-known could be well-known to anyone.

Well-known could be anything.

Is that anything to anyone.

Sorry. Also, actually, I don't want to give away clues. Okay, that's fine. Actually, I would say I'm not saying this is the case. The reason I say it's an ambiguous question because well known is well known, but also it could be a very well known movie, but I may not pay a big role in that movie.

Have you released any music recently?

I'm going to Google for you. Okay. Yes.

You've released music recently? Yeah.

Do you listen to them? You personally.

Does James Duncan listen to me?

Does James Duncan listen to me?

No. Are your kids pop culturally known?

Pop culturally known? No.

Is your rapper/stage name one word?

No.

Did you say you don't listen to him? Yeah.

I don't listen to him.

He doesn't have changed my answer.

Have they acted recently?

No.

Is your real name the same as your stage name, your music stage name?

No.

This is probably wrong, but I'm going to guess anyway. Rick Ross.

No.

They're sensitive at the minute. Is it P Diddy?

No. Okay. Thank God. I've been running a whole Who am I on P. Diddy? A waste of a segment.

I know he's been in films and stuff.

But P. D. Is from New York, though.

I was from New York? I mean, write that down, but fair. You guys are on a really good run.

You've divided your attention from the facts.

Stuck on questions to ask.

Feel free to charge your turn if you don't have anything to ask or a guess to make.

I will charge your turn.

You'll charge your turn? Yeah, I'll charge your turn. Have you either featured or been a feature on a Drake song?

Yeah, actually, to be fair, I know for a fact that I have.

Again, that's just how many artists have worked with Drake. That was a question. That's going to be anyone. It's a question which I didn't have, but that still narrows it down to about three million.

Random guess. Is it Snoop Dogg?

It is Snoop Dogg. Well done, bro. Cool. Fucking hell. Fucking hell.

Nice. Okay.

Very, very nice. That was a random guess.

What made you guess Snoop Dogg? I'm not going to lie. I was thinking of people have been in films and just matching the description.

Okay, cool. There was dead giveaways that when I said you guys had the right line and then swerved it was obviously American black rapper, tall, not overweight. Definitely, yeah. Just from that, if I'd repeated that, I guarantee someone would have guessed me.

I thought you emphasized on that a little bit too much.

Is he still relevant? I was like, Yeah. It hasn't acted recently. Technically has been on a Drake cover or Drake sample, sorry. He's been in a couple of films. I've seen him in a couple. That's what you said. Has he been in any big movies? I said it's ambiguous because he was in Training Day, but he played a tiny role.

He's been in movies back in the day as well.

Yeah. We said, is he from New York? I was like, I wanted to be literally the opposite of New York.

Yeah.

Cool. Where's your jersey, guys?

No, New Jersey is not the opposite of New York.

What's the opposite of New York? La. New York, West Coast. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Fair play.

Well, good job. You're climbing up the rankings. Yeah, I am. You're back to back now, isn't it?

Yeah, the last one I got was Tom and Jerry. Tom and Jerry.

Well played for that one as well. You got two points now. I'm on two. Cool. Right, guys, that is the episode for today. Yes, sir. Thank you very much. We appreciate you as always. Facts. Again, if you want some more Juicy Juice, head over to peteron. Com for our Shits & Gigs. Yes, sir. Yeah, love of love. Bye..