What's your deepest, darkest secret? I have a girlfriend who is a police officer. When she misses me, she just comes to arrest me in the presence of my wife and takes me away. Then she brings me back the next day and tells my wife, We are not done yet with the investigation. I'll pick him up anytime we want more from him. My innocent wife will always say, Madam, God bless you for handling my husband's case with such care. I will make sure he's available anytime you need.

Wow! Bro! The plot of that is thick. Wow!