Text the last person you messes that they are really annoying, pretending it was for someone else. Who's the last person I messaged? It's Megan. I'm going to pretend it's to you. Bro, Megan's getting on my two minutes with this shit today. I'm going to wait till she comes online. And then I'm going to delete it and then say, ignore. He's online now. Yeah, I'm going to give it a couple of seconds. Delete for everyone. Ignore.

Let's see what she does. I'm going to cry. Type in, time in, time in, time in.

I need to call her.

What did she... She just said, wow. Yeah, she said, Wow, full stop. Yeah, she's hurt. That's why you know it's serious. The full stop? When a woman sends you one sentence or one word in a full stop, she's, No, you're stuck up.

I want to see if she answers.

Everyone keep going.