If I was your man, what would you get me for Christmas?

The first thing I could think of would be probably a tour around somewhere in America to do food truck stops at different… Because I know you love your food. At bear different places. Swear. I'll give it to you on Christmas Day. Yeah. I'll get that, you're gassed.

I'm thinking I'm going to suck the skin off your dick. That's what I'm actually thinking. As you're speaking, my instead is taking me to the US of A to do a food truck tour.

Guys. Tell them why we're here.

Girls, we are finally here at the World Food Truck in Orlando, Florida. I've finally taken my bro's ski to where he's always wanted to go, birthday present and that. So, yeah, man, we're here. How are you feeling?

I think it was Christmas present.

Christmas present? It was a Christmas present. You're right, you're right, you're right.

But we're here. I'm gaffed. There's like nine million food trucks here. We're excited. So let's not waste time chatting. Let's order some stuff and try it.

Yeah, man. Get some reactions.

Yeah, see you all going. I'm not even going to lie to you, bro. I'm smelling too many different aromas. I don't know where to start. I really don't have a clue, but we're going to figure it out.

Where's this? Colombia, Brazil, South American joint. Got a Beirut joint. Got a Venezuelan joint.

This is going to fuck me up.

Empanadas are meant to be good. Jesus, bro. Yeah, the whole thing's in Spanish.

All right, I'm going to see around a little bit.

All right, let's go. Let's go What's this then?

This could be a light start.

The tacos. All right, cool. Starting point.

It's the first spot.

First stop, yeah. I'm going to get tacos. I'm going to get pork, chicken, and beef as well. Guacamole in both? Yeah, side of guacamole. Are you going to put it inside, please? Thank you. Excuse me? What the fuck ever. Jesus. What's the fuck ever? Thank you, sir.

All right, let's see what's on in this first one. All right, do you have a preference of which one you want? No. This is chicken?

That is That looks like chicken to me, yes.

That's fucking hot. Jesus. All right.

Do you want lime in yours?

Yeah, you're going.

We got salsa here. Salsa and... I think that one's probably going to be better. That's not good.

All right. Fuck my life. That's fucking hot, bro. That's burning me up.

I got them Nigerian hands, bro. It's calm.

All right, let's see what I'm going for this.

It's hot.

That's it.

That's it. What are you thinking? Yeah? Is that good? That's our top five. It was that chicken one, yeah? Yeah.

Was fork's the same? Hawk's okay.

But it's a good start. I'm not going to lie, it's a good start. Hot. Yeah, it's hitting me now. It's hot. 7.5. Hawk one for me. Humble 5.5. Humble 5.5. Good start, though. I'm not going to lie. I'm sweating already. It's humid out here, but we moved. Good start. All right, what are you feeling next, B?

Oh, Beeria ramen. That's in sync. Yeah, let's get that.

In sync, yeah.

Can I get one Beeria ramen? One Beeria ramen. And one Beeria balls. Beeria balls as well. You don't have them? He doesn't have them.

He got it. Okay. Another beer of ramen then.

All right, two beer of ramen then, please. Can I have a lemonade as well, please? Beef for mine, please. No lemonade? Just these? I'll take a Sprite then, please. That's it, thank you.

Mexican coat, they make it a beer, sir.

Can I try? Yeah, of course. You try first. What's that? What's this? It's a Mexican coat. Oh, thank you. They do it with...

They make the cake sugar.

Yeah? Yeah. It's good? That's a lot of sugar in there. That's okay. Well done. You said it's the... Oh, wow. Thank you so much.

Thank you, sir. Take it.

All right, so we've got biriyar ramen.

Which?

I don't even know what to think of this. Our fucking hell. I'm not going to lie, inside looks just like a mess of stuff. Yeah, it's a good caution. Yeah. I've seen people make biriyar ramen on TikTok, so Yeah? Yeah, I've got high hopes. Some of that fork work.

It smells good. It smells really good.

Damn, it does smell good. What's in there?

Just some tortillas, crispy tortillas. It's a bit of lime, a bit of everything else.

Cool. All right, I'm a bit nervous. I don't know what to even expect. Fuck, that's hot. It's really hot.

It's so hot.

These needles are... There's Aldente and then I'm pretty sure he just put the pack in and gave me the ting. That's good.

Again, same with the pizza. A bit more like some chili flakes or something. What's this thing? Some I'm not obsessing it oil. I'm surprised.

It tastes all right. It tastes nice. It tastes pretty good.

Yeah. It looks spicy. Okay, this is-It's actually not. It's not spicy?

No. This is a little piece of spice here. This looks spicy. Yeah. I'm going to murk my shorts. What do you mean by that?

Splashback. Hot.

That's so hot. It tastes like come up from the kettle. Fucking hell. With the extra spice, what's it saying?

It's added a bit salt. It's added mix-out? I'm sweating. It's nice. Oh, it's nice. It's nice. This might be my favorite one out of three so far.

That's hot, man.

Definitely might be my favorite one out of three.

It's really nice.

That thing added the va-va-vuma we were looking for.

Factual. This has got sweat dripping from his chin. That's not something I've ever seen.

Out of 10, this is a strong eight for me. This is the best thing I've had all day.

You know what? Let me not be bougey about it. It's low-key an eight as well. Yeah? Yeah, it's actually pretty good, especially like it's fucking with me. It's fucking with me mentally, the fact that it's ramen. But it hits. It hits. It's rich, though. Whoever's finishing this is a sicko. Yeah, it's a lot.

It is a lot. Let me see if they got a spoon. Thank you, sir.

I'm going to do this little...

Is that like a liter? No, spoon.

Yeah, bro, it is. It's like a liter of juice.

I'm meant to do all this shit.

You're supposed to. Like, glug it, of course. Yeah, like ramen.

Yeah, but at least they give you a spin with ramen. I really like this.

I can't continue till this heat comes down. All right, so we're in Chicago. Is this good?

Yeah. Is it good? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to try Chicago's deep dish. I've been expecting it to be disgusting.

Really? Dude, it's hyped up, man.

Yeah, it's hyped up by the people that lived there. I've never been the one that's not from there. You have to go and try to see.

I'm excited to be part of the spread. What do you usually go pizza-wise? You use your deep dish, you use your... Do you keep it simple or you're like, meat feast? Not just simple deep dish.

Regular deep man. Regular deep man. Yeah, that's nice.

Thanks. This is some bullshit. Can we get the Chicago Classic?

Chicago Classic.

That's a fat load of mozzarella as well.

It's a lot of something. Try it for me.

Try it for me. Try it for me. Try it for me. Try it for me. Just hold it like a take. Yeah, just all the time. Yeah, it doesn't make it. All right.

Oh, yeah, I'm good.

It smells all right.

Yeah? Yeah, it smells all right. There has to be too much cheese in there, right?

Wow, the cheese pull. Let's see what it tastes like.