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Worst way someone has broken girl code. Exchanging punches with a fellow girl over a five-inch dick. Then a guy replied and said, I heard it feels like 10 inches when you're in love. She said they were playing.They lied to you.Yeah, wake up. My best friend told my landlady to kick me out because I've just lost my job. I was lucky my landlady was a nice lady and warned me about her. Turned out she wanted my apartment because it was cheaper and better than her current one, which she could no longer afford. That's evil. Because you're also, you're not expecting my landlady to tell me, Well, go on. You're expecting her to kick me out and you want this friendship to continue. You're going to move into my yard. You orchestrated the whole dance. At least I kept it between us. Once you're back on your feet, we can discuss. Yeah, we can discuss, son. But I'm the lead tenant. My friend told my boyfriend that she taught me how to suck dick, so he should be thankful. Then proceeded to show him she can do it better.