Right, cool. You've got a thread to finish, Jee.

I do. Ladies, when did you realize, now he's got a girl?

He's got a girl. He's got a girl. I thought he was just a girl. I was thinking, I.

Was just in his duty. He's got a girl. All right, bet. When he ghosted me for a day, and the next day he told me every year on the same day, he loses his memory and forgets everything. What's that?

Some 51st dates?

Well, some of these lies that.

Men say- Bro. Yeah, they come up.

With movie plots. They do. When he wanted to introduce himself to my parents after a month of dating, he rocked up on a Sunday in his shiny church suit. Luckily, my dad was not home. It was my mom and her bestie. They still laugh at me. Until this day.

-he's trying to be a gentleman, man.

-he was trying to be a gentleman.

He's living in the '50s, but he's trying to be a gentleman. He put on the church shoes.

He fucking laughs at me. They still laugh at her until this day. He fired in the car and acted like nothing happened. It was one of those moist farts that linger in the air for long. I haven't talked to him since.

I just put the music up. Yeah. That's disgusting.

Another one. He farted in the car and I asked him, Why would he do that? He said, Actually, I needed to hear it in the bedroom with our heads covered with the blankets.

What do they call it? Hot boxing.

I thought I was for smoking, bro.

Yeah.

It is.

But I'm saying they're cross-pollinate. -one and the same, yeah.

-say cross-pollinate? Yeah. That's crazy. When he disappeared for two and said he was swallowed by a snake, I'm like, What?

Wait, let me read this. When he disappeared for two, I'm assuming it's two.

Days, two weeks ago, too. When he disappeared for two and said he was swallowed by a snake at Heartbeastport Dam, the snake was kind enough to return him.

That's the dumbest thing.

I've heard, bro.

Bro, that's the dumbest thing I've heard. He was watching Amber. I just thought, Wow, this.

Could happen. It could. I found a G-string under his bed. I asked what he was doing there, and he said he polishes his work boots with it.

That's a quick answer, though.

That's a quick-I.

Polished my work boots with a G-string. With a G-string. I'll say it less. I know, but... Oh, my God.

When him and his friend came to pick me up after work because his friend needed to borrow me some money from me, he told his friend not to worry because I just got paid. I'll give it to him. Let me read that again.

Him and his boy popped up to her work because his boy needed to borrow some money from her. He told his boy, She's just been paid. She'll do it. That's the craziest thing I've.

Ever heard. Don't worry, I've just been paid. I'll give it to him.

That's the craziest thing.

I've ever heard. That's unbelievably crazy.

He.

Told me that he had a virtual presentation, but he wasn't sure if it was online or in person. The fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my days. When he sent a message after an argument that he prefers to talk face to... What? When he sent a message after an argument that he prefers to talk face to... He wrote face to phase instead of face to face.

P-h-a-s-e. Yeah. Because I was reading this thinking, what? This is not English. But I get it now. He prefers to talk face to face.

I thought face to face. Like gaps in between. Oh my God. Damn. All right, bet. Or he would have to go. Yeah, of course.

Face to face. That's bonkers. His chest was small. I feel like... Let me lie. Let me lie. Let me lie.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

His chest was small. I'd feel like I'm laying in the palm of his hand. Sneezing piece of shit had to go.

What the fuck? The sneeze piece of shit had to go? What's his? Nah, that's out of order. Bro? Peace of shit. That's what she said. That's what she said. I felt like I was lying in the palm of his...

We were kissing extremely passionately, and his six front teeth came out and got stuck in my mouth. I took his teeth out of my mouth and gave it back to him.

I bet he's like a hockey player or something.

I-or he loves meth. -generally don't know what I would do if I'm lips in a buddy and her teeth fell out into my mouth. You'd vomit.

Yeah, of course.

It's.

Also one of them ones where I know automatically I'd... What? Not that I'd want to chew down, but lips in. When your lips, your mouth is up and down, up and down. When it falls in, my mouth will close and I'll be so confused as to what's.

In my mouth.

Oh.

No. Then I see her like.

Can you.

Give me my molars back? No, my fist will clench.

I would have.

To charge. I'd be sick immediately. I struggle when I see like... You know when you get curly fries and they accidentally put a real fry in the mix. -live it. -yeah. -live it. -that makes you want to take a shower. So someone's teeth in my mouth.

You're so dramatic.

Someone else's teeth were around would send me crazy.

Wow. A shower, you know. We got to Adidas and he picked shoes, three pairs, all excited and everything. When it was time to pay, his card was declined four times. I paid for the shoes. Later on, I found out his card was expired.

Damn. Oh, that's not... What? Why did he have to go?

I mean, he knew his card was expired.

Yeah, but expired don't mean shit. What do you mean?

I know it doesn't, but.

Hey, I'm not. What do you mean he knew his card was expired? Why did he know?

I mean, would you not know when your card is expired? Don't you type your ting in?

Yeah, but I type my ting in. I know what my ting is, but I don't deep it as a date. I just know it's like 09/26 or something. I'm not thinking, Oh, wait, it's 09/26 now. I just type in 09/26. If I'm going shop and my card.

Is expired, I.

Honestly would not pay any attention to it.

Fair, fair, fair, fair. I'll do one more. Yeah, go on. He asked me to stay with his child while he goes out. I don't like going out, so that was fine with me. At first, I didn't mind because I liked the kid, but the third time I was like, Nah, man, I'm not an unpaid babysitter.

That was it. Fair enough.