My mom cheated on my dad with the priest we saw every Sunday. She left my dad thinking he would give up priesthood for her. He holy ghosted her after his time at our church.

Holy Ghost, did I even the priest wasn't a bad. Yeah. The priest said, nah.

Lord first.

You know what I'm on? Yeah. I would make the worst.

Priest. This confessional.

Thing when I'm sat there reading my book. Glasses on. Yeah, glasses on. And I'm just head down, waiting, and she comes in and.

She'S like, forgive me, daddy.

Yes, sir, papa. I need to confess, daddy.

I need to confess my sins.

I will slide open that window and I'll look her.

Talk to me. I'ma slide that open.

Talk slow. Talk slow. Yeah. So I understand. How many Hail Marys are we talking? Yeah. Cause if it's seven, I'm coming over there.