This is a tweet and a quote tweet. Arkansas men arrested for taking turns in each other while wearing bulletproof vests after drinking. Quote tweet. God forbid, men have hobbies. Oh, God. All right, this is a Facebook post, and then reply, reply. If a girl farts while you're giving her head, what do Reply, stick my finger in her and say, Hush, little fella, you're next. Reply, Jesus. Stick my finger in there.Harsh little fella.Harsh little fella, you're next.

That's crazy. That's crazy. It's saucy, but it's crazy. But saucy, Saucy is not the word, bro. It's saucy because it's like, I'm in it to win it. But the pop, the pop fragrance, I couldn't play along anymore.

The pop fragrance as well as the little fella.

Why is that feller?

Little feller's crazy to me. Hush, little feller, you're next.Hush.

Little feller, you're next.That's.

Prison talk. Yeah. He's been away. He's been away and he's reminiscing on something.

Wow, little feller.

That's crazy. Hush, little fella, you're next.

Stop spitting. Stop spitting.

All right. This is a tweet. It's cool. This is a tweet and a quote tweet, but the quote tweet is a back and forth conversation. Main tweet. If there was a Man United Twitter Hall of Fame honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would your nominee be? Reply or quote to you, rather. Am I the only person that's never watched Harry Potter? Reply. Nah. What the fuck? How have you not? Reply. My mom's a Christian in it, so she's banned us from watching... She's 'Sanas from watching it because of witchcraft. Reply, how she let you watch Paul Pogba?

Damn.

That sweeted me. That sweeted me because Paul Pogba in his era You couldn't get the ball off him. How's your mom let you watch Paul Pogba?

Which girl?

You couldn't get the ball off him. I've seen some clips, bro.

That sweet. Sweet. All I remember from Paul Pogba is someone sending me pictures about him parking where he wants. Really? Yeah. I've seen a thing one time on Twitter or Worldstar or something years ago, and he parked where he wanted.

He had tickets on this car. The person I saw that happened to a lot was Mario Balotelli. Yeah, this is like... I mean, he was in Man City then, so circa 2010 to maybe 2012, I don't know. No, it would have been later than that, maybe. I can't remember when he was in City anyway, but yeah, Mario Baletelli parked where he wanted to.

If I was a footballer, I'm parked. Well, I parked pretty much where I want to. If I was a footballer, I'm parked anywhere I want. Double red. You'll see me park in. I'll park on a double red. I'll block a bus. I'll dash the ticket by my key.

All right, two more tweets. I high-key hate my dad.

Did you say you parked in front of a bus? I don't know why that's so funny. Do you know how much fucking you have to have to pull up to a bus stop? I just park and walk off.

That bitch will be gone by the PM.

You know it is. You know it is. You know it is. You know it is. Wow.

That's bravado. I wouldn't have the balls to actually come back and unlock my car because that car is surrounding already. There'll be eggs and stones waiting for me.

There's better Raleys there. There's better Raleys waiting for you. Fuck it now, bro. Parking at a bus stop. I don't know why it's making me laugh so much. Oh, God. I'm imagining the fear I would have come back to my car and charge it, bro.

Yeah, yeah. And charge it.

Oh, my God. I've decided I'm not a confident enough man until I can park in a bus stop and come back to my car with confidence.

Confidence, yeah. That's top-tier confidence. Oh, God.

That's funny.

All right. I heakey hate my dad. I think I want to unlive this now. Now it's a conversation scene, said person and dad. You working today, Mr. Jay. That's the pops. Yeah, what's up? Just checking in. Okay. Jay, how are you, my son? I'm all right. You? Just checking in on you. What are you doing? I'm in Dallas chilling. Nothing major. I have a question. Yes? Who can see this message? Nobody. Are you bisexual? Conversation ends there. Who can see this message is crazy?

Who can see this message? I'm not trying to out you. That's such a dad thing.

That's such a dad thing, an apparent thing.

Who can see this message? Like who? Facts, bro.

Who can see this message. Nobody. Are you bisexual? Are you bisexual? Not even a question mark. Are you bisexual? Not even gay. Bro, are you bisexual? What's the most awkward date you've ever been on? He took me to his parents' favorite spot. We saw his mom feeding strawberries to another man. He was about to confront her, but his dad came out the bathroom and sat with them and he grabbed the man's hand. That was the night he learned that his parents tag-teamed other men.

It's exhausting to see that. It's exhausting. What's the fucking point?

I'm not walking in and seeing my mom feeding another man's strawberries.

Yeah. Then she dips her fingers in there. Because you're livid and pops comes out and holds his hand. His hand? Yeah. You'll pull a ham string. You'll pull a ham string immediately, bro.

I think I'd scream in the shop. Because there's no other form of expression I'll be able I just scream.

My nervous sometimes, yeah, this is an issue. I don't know what happens. When my nervous system gets attacked, when I felt the biggest fear in my life at times, I feel it in my back. I think that will paralyze me. When my blood runs cold, my spine hurts sometimes for a little bit. That will paralyze me.

Jesus.

The three of them will be taking me out of there in a wheelchair.

Oh, my God. It's like that Rick and Morty. Is it Rick and Morty? Was it Rick and Morty? Yeah.

Where Jerry and- Where Jerry's parents came with that black breader. Oh, yes.

Yeah. Jerry's parents came with that black breader. It was a threesome thing. It was a thruple. Yeah. And Gerry had no clue.

Yeah, he had no clue.

And the fan were taking a piss.

I thought that's funny because I thought you were actually going to be the one where Gerry... What's the wife called? What's the daughter called? Beth. Beth. Where Jerry and Beth were both trying to fuck the king of the sea.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking I can't remember his fucking name. I can't remember his name either.

It's like Mr. Nimbus or something like that.

I think it actually is Mr. Nimbus.

They don't want to get banged by him.

They did. All right, last one. Kids will get you locked up. A little girl in my daughter's class told her teacher she takes baths with her uncle. For fuck's sake. So of course, they did their investigation. Tell me why the uncle is two years old.

I'm not dealing with social services because my u doesn't know how to speak.

Fucking hell. It's crazy. Tell me why the uncle is two years old. But yeah, that was it.

Fuck's sake.

Those are the tweets this week.

Gang, thanks for that, man. But anyway, guys, thank you for today. We're going to charge it there. We'll see you on Monday. We'll see you next week, Thursday. We'll see you on Saturday. We'll see you on Wednesday. Wednesday for Reacts. Yeah, we're seeing you most days now. So love of love.