Why are you single? My girlfriend doesn't know who I am. That was me and Renchik back in the day. Damn. And who? My year seven through 11 crush. Oh, yeah. She went to the school next to my yard and would walk past my yard and my school ended slightly earlier than hers. By the time I actually made it back to my yard, she was just walking past my yard and it was like, what's that sound like? Why do birds suddenly appear? Bro, every time. Yeah, Pham? Every day. -dang. -every day. -it was a crush. -it was a crush, bro. The school she went to was called Ren, which is why I call her Renchik. Renchik, I never knew her name. When I found out her name was Lauren, I imagined a life together. You man don't get it. I imagined an entire life together. Oh, my God. Wow. That went down to flames.