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What's the pettiest reason you didn't want to date someone? His bum was bigger than mine.

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I live with that. Daddy's caked.

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I hate when I get grips.

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It pisses me off, bro. It's like, Stop it, man. Yeah, there's times where I've held. I've held. Her chest is here and I'm squeezing it.

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Then she thinks it's funny.

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She's there like… Obviously, I'm doing tippies.

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Livid.

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Because I'm trying to run away from it, but I can't. She's got the underhook, so I can't get under there. I'm livid. But.