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I was asleep on a flight, woke up. The woman next to me had her feet on my lap, no shoes.

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That's a take. I remember when I was young, my dad took us to America. I think we were on a coach, and I was just old enough to understand pang. Him and my brother were sat on this side of the coach. I was sat on this side next to one body. Obviously, Daddy was a little boy. After a few bumps, my head was swinging. Yeah, you kip it? Yeah, I was snoozing. Bro, when I say, I woke up laying on her lap, and I woke up with this one, and I looked up and she looked down smiling. I was like, It's all right. I was like, someone crashed the coach. If someone doesn't find a destination as coach in a second, I'm going to lose my head.