Right, guys. Tweet to the week. I wish to be living a double life and be broken both. To start off. Damn. Yeah, mom. She thought she could fix me. Now she's setting my clothes on fire on the front lawn. Oh, dear. This one is a tweet and a quote tweet. Damn. So party is in another relationship where it's some issues. It's almost like he's the common denisionator. Denisionator is so foul. I'll be stealing it, I fear.

That's a joke. That's funny.

Third grade was so wild. Sure he would leave you because a dude had a better eraser.

Bro, did I ever tell you the time I had a girlfriend in year four called Samantha?

Your memory's up, by the way. Bro?in year 4?

In year four. I was waiting for her at play time on the field next to the playground, and I remember I was trying to pattern a little daisy bracelet. I couldn't figure it out for the life. I don't think my nails were sharp enough to make the little hole in the stem. Anyway, she pulled up holding hands with this prayer called Muhammad Ali. I couldn't disassociate the boxer at the time. I didn't understand Islam like that. I just knew the rest of my name was Muhammad Ali, and I didn't know why. Hold in his hands. This guy jumped me, and he had me in a headlock. I wasn't ready for it because it wasn't fair because obviously I was picking Daisy. He had me in a headlock and said, It's my girlfriend now. She just stood there and watched. I was like, Bay, what? We're a couple. What's going on? Yeah, we're a couple. Like, what, Gwen? And then he said she doesn't want to be with someone who can get up so easily. I was like, You jumped me, bro. You fax. And then he walked off of her before I had a chance to fight him properly.

But because he jumped me so aggressively, I was scared to fight him properly anyway because I thought, I can't even jump me, tump me, and then we square up properly, and then tump me again.

Damn.

Because now he's got his on her. He's got his girl on his off.

She definitely instigated the whole thing. She instigated the whole thing. She did, bro.

She would have said, I know I'm with James, but if we pull up on him and you smack him up, it will reaffirm why I'm with you. And he agreed to She said this nigga can't fight. Yeah, he was my boy.Oh.

Was he?Yeah.

He wasn't in the inner circle. I thought we were cool.

Yeah, you spudded.

Yeah, it was spot territory for sure. And he stole my girl, bro, and then smacked me up. I played that. I was just supposed to go back to class like nothing happened. I was just supposed to go back to class like nothing happened.Blooded.

Shirt and them things.

Bro, it was nuts, man. Primary school, bro, those relationships are tough.Yeah.

Sorry, Jay. It's doggy dog.

Then she sent me one of these things saying, Will you go out of me? What do you think is called a bird? I can't remember. She sent me one of these things. Post beef. Post smack up. Not the same day, a few weeks later, Will you go out of me? Then her home goal, Megan, sent me another one and then was like, Who do you want to go out with? Sam or Megan? I ticked Sam again because I missed this bitch. Then she said it back and said, Are you sure who Sam did? No, Megan did. I crossed that Sam, I ticked Megan. You thought you were going to get signed in year four? You thought you were going to squeeze signed? Yeah. Cross out and ticked Megan. Are you sure? No, they're playing with my boy like that. That's not fair. That's not fair. You four was nuts, man.

That's jokes, bro. Anyway, back to it. Police stopped me and said papers. I said, Scizor's, I win, and left. I think he wants a rematch. Bro's been chasing me for 45.

That's stupid, bro.

Her. All you do is play Future. Me. I'm about to play you too. Just hold on.

Damn. Yeah.

Your man looks like he drops common loot when he's defeated.

I saw that one. Common loot.

It's crazy. She got 10 different dudes high in her stories. Be different and report it.

You get into an argument and now her story got 15 sexy throwback posts.

I think we've all been there.

We have all been there. It's tough. It's tough to see. It's out of order, man. Why are you doing stuff like that?

Why? You know I still follow you. Stop it because I will report you.

I don't need to sit here and watch this. I don't. I know a guy. You'll lose that account.

I used to think our parents were so strict, but For watching these kids today, I think our parents saved our lives. I got a couple more. People in Uni saying, I'm so poor. Why have you and your family just spent two weeks skiing, Anna?

Bro, bro.

That's never been so factual.

Bro, these Cambridge Dons that went to our Uni used to piss me off of their definition of poor. They used to piss me the fuck. I just saw you in Marks & Spencers. Yeah. That They won't even let me in there. They won't even let me in there. Marks & Spencers, yeah, that's up money. And these men are doing, who's round is it? Who's round is it? Round is crazy. That scene in Saltburn was so triggering for me. My first week of Uni before I met Uman, and I told you I was hanging them with the white braids, and they took me to a party and I'm like, James, is this your round.

I was stressed, bro. Damn. Are you thinking student loan or whatever?

I think it's student loan. I think it's a burst of it. I think it's nothing, bro. I was getting Give me £30 a week from my mom and dad.

Fucking hell.

These men said it's your round.

How do our parents think we can survive? I'm a grown-ass man.

Yeah, bro.

Eighteen, 19, give me £30 a week.

Yeah, bro. I was suffering. That's ludicrous. Bro, I was suffering.

Jesus Christ. All right, quote, tweet, quote, tweet. There's a lady that wakes up at 5 AM to make her husband lunch for work. Quote, tweet. I've always been too lazy to wake up and get his lunch ready. But the day he told me a colleague brought two spoon so he will eat with her was the same day I set my alarm for 4:50 AM.

Some people need a wake up call. They do. Yeah, and that was it. These streets are competitive.

Yeah, your place is not secure. It's disgraceful.

4:50 AM is nuts, though. Eat with her. Perhaps. I'm not waking up at a silly little time. Last one.

Last time I posted my man, someone commented, laughing my ass off. I couldn't eat for weeks. There is no response to that because you can't comment on that because you're clearly triggered. You have to delete the whole post.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Laughing my ass off.

I posted my man and you put laughing my ass off. Do you know how insulting that is for me, for you, for my boys, my girls, everything.

We're all a joke. We're all All a joke, bro.

Funny, funny to you.

My man is a joke because literally his enemies are laughing in my comments. I'm a joke because someone has the audacity to comment that publicly on my post. There's no fear, there's no consequence. He's laughing my ass off. His look is hilarious. The way God put him together is hilarious to me. It's jokes to me. This is a comedy page now. You've made this a comedy page. Thanks for the insight into your life.

Yeah, I couldn't stomach that. I couldn't stomach that.

Laughing my ass off.

I have to delete the whole post. I'm not even explaining to Bay White.

Yeah, I'm trying to imagine seeing that. I couldn't. Posting my go and someone comments laughing my ass off. Like, bear likes. Couldn't be...

Bear likes. 564 likes. Then you just see comments. Read more.

Read more and everyone's out in their breadrine. Look at this. Someone's like, Facts.

Nothing my arse. Yeah, bro. It's dangerous. It's dangerous territory. I can't delve into that anymore.

You know when people are like, dive straight into the comments? Yeah, facts. So the post, dive straight into the comments because I knew someone's chucking it. We're done here. We're done here. Anyway, guys, that was a beautiful episode. Everybody enjoyed that one. Thank you so much for rocking with us. We love you as always. Always. Catch you on Monday. Love, love, love.