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You're confronting me? I'll shake.

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Yeah. You can't even be the top. You're not even controlling this relationship, let alone that.

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Question of the week.

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The question of the week. This week. This week was the juiciest family gossip. Yeah, there was a lot of good shit in there, bro.

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Yeah, there's stories here. What I thought would do, similar to what we did the other day, chat and discuss, because I don't know about you, I've got stories.

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Obviously, yours was on Twitter, right? Yeah, it would be more of a story where mine's just more like statements, but I'm not even-Gang.

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All right, you go first.

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Juiciest Family Gossip. I woke up one night to my dad shouting at my mom for having a Libby affair.

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Wow.

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Yeah. That is juicy gossip.

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It's just not as juicy when it's your own parents. I want to hear that from a friend. If you tell me that, I'll tell you that's juicy. What else did you hear? Tell me everything. Okay, cool.

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It could never be your parents.

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Yeah, of course. But my parents and family have been pressuring my older brother to get married and start a family. What they don't know is that this man has two kids and a wife 20 years older than him. I've just been holding onto my popcorn waiting for the reveal. Fuck. Get married, get married, get married. Have kids, have kids, have kids.

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Two kids and a wife 20 years older him.

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I don't think you're understanding. Two kids that his parents don't know about. Two. And he's married.

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His parents are going to have a heart attack.

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Two.

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Bro.

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You can't bring two grown news into the yard. You can't. And some old bitch saying, This is my family.

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No.

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I wouldn't be able to comprehend life.

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No.

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And the sister just knows.

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She's known. She's waiting for a reveal. We've got a pop call ready.

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Bro, that reveals next level.

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I wouldn't know how to stomach that as a parent.

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I also couldn't let my brother carry on like that and me just wait for the reveal.

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No, sit down.

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I'll be shaking in my house.

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We have to talk. Sit down. My dad's cheating. We all know. My mom's cheating back with his dad. He has no idea.

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With granddad? Yeah. Women have no barriers when it comes to revenge. No barriers.

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His dad. You broke my trust, I'm going to break everything.

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Yeah, I'm taking everything you got. Everything. Yeah, a woman scorn is no joke. A woman scorn is actually no joke because I don't have a vengeful bone in my body.

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I don't have the energy. It's effort.

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It's mad effort. I'm not chirp in it because the chirp in is the long part. Yeah, the banging is quick. The banging is quick. I'm not chirp in your mom to get back at you. This is long. That's so long. What do I have to do before I'm up in them draws? Facts. I'm sure she didn't have to do much, to be fair. To get that dad's dick, I don't think she had to do much.

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She probably just stayed extra longer at the yard.

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Wow. Okay. A lot of these ones, they'd say a woman or a man or something, and they know it's family gossip. They keep it. It's their dad. Yeah, it's them or their dad. Okay. A woman let her male friend under her roof for a few weeks.

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Say that again.

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A woman let her male friend live under her roof for a few weeks. After a week, he shot his shot at the woman's daughter. And when the daughter refused, he went to the woman. She's six months pregnant now. Brother.

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After the daughter refused.

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After the daughter said, Please brother, you're homeless.

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Get the fuck away from me. He went to the march. He said, Come in, man.

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Yeah, come.

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Come in, man.

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The sofa's freezing, man.

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Yeah, come in, man.

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Yeah, what's all this chat?

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Come in, man. Six months pregnant now.

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Listen, yeah. I love being a man. I love my male friends and companions. Men really are a malignant species.

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How so?

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Because there's no... This whole like, Oh, let him under the roof, and then he's putting moves on the daughter. A man will bury his roots wherever he's at.

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I hear you.

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Okay. A man has a certain thing where you're not letting me under your roof. I'm not just one, me.

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Yeah, you can let me under your roof. No, I'm listening.

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As a man, there's certain toxic traits that are ingrained is that your female friend, you're homeless and you're down bad. Your female friend has let you in the yard for a place to rest your head, and your head goes to, I'm impregnating people, and this will be my yard now.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This is my yard now. There's no situation where that doesn't happen. It's flat. Damn. Someone's holding a You in here. This is my house.

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He couldn't let go of it. He just couldn't let go of it. Salt burn. He couldn't let go of it. Salt burn. He really couldn't. It's disgusting. She's six months pregnant now. That's crazy.

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My God.

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Speaking of pregnant, my father impregnated his mistress's daughter-in-law. At this point, only death will stop him. His mistress's daughter-in-law.

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He's a runaway train. What's that song Papa was a rolling stone? Where every lady's hat was his home.

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It's raw. It's not a bar.

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Yeah. Damn. It's a R in it. Damn. Damn.

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These motherfuckers were down bad back in the day.

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Where Every Lady's Hat was his home. Damn. Bro, I'm telling you, these Motown fam, they have bars for days. Damn. Is that the bar? Yeah, it's tough, man.

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That's tough, man.

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Mistress's daughter-in-law, bro. He's fucking anyone.

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His mistress His daughter-in-law.

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His side-ting's daughter-in-law. What the fuck? Bro.

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There's so many layers to that. It's unbearable.

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His side-ting's son's wife. Yeah. Do you know how crazy? Do you know what I'm saying?

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There's layers to this, motherfucker, bro.

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How did he even meet her? He didn't waste a second.

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He didn't, bro. He saw that skin.

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Yeah, he said, Fuck this. I've already thrown caution to the wind. Facts. Let me finish on a high.

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But that forbidden not.

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That's forbidden of the forbidden of the forbidden.

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That would have been sensational.

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Yeah, he would have screamed fast.

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And kipped after.

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Yeah, there's, What's Harry's brand called? We are winning.

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Yeah.

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Man, I was that tired.

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We are winning. That's Jones. Wow. Okay. My dad isn't my biological father, and everyone no one knew except me. That was until my mom and I randomly bumped into my biological father. I was 15, and she spilled the tea. To this day, I don't think my dad knows that I know that I'm not his biological daughter. I'll be 32 next week. No. That's Pandora's box.

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She said one day her and Majay bumped into the real dad.

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Bumped into Donny. There must have been some exchange. She's like, Who's that? And real quick said, that's your dad. Mind blown.

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32 next week.

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Yeah, bro. She learned that when she was 15.

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Oh, my God.

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What a daughter, by the way.

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Factual.

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What a fucking daughter.

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Yeah, she couldn't have done that to my man.

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Held that at 15 and just said, My dad is my dad is my dad. That happened to me when I was younger, not obviously dad. I was walking through Luton town center with my mom when I was young, and we walked past this old lady, and my mom was scowling at her, and the lady was scowling at my mom. She looked crazy. She was scowling at my mom. Then we walked off, I said, Who's that? She said, That's your nan.

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I'm assuming you had obviously never met her before. I'd never met her. Yeah, unless maybe you met her or she met you when you were a baby. No, I'd never met her.

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I'll swear. Yeah, that's your nan.

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That's your nan. What was your thought process?

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If you remember. Caviar, I was young.

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I was seven. If you remember, yeah.

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I didn't know how to deep it. I really didn't know how to deep it. But also it's slightly different because I never knew any of my grandparents. I think my only grandad that I knew died when I was also young, like three, four. As far as my mind was concerned, I didn't know what a grandparent was.

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Okay, all you had was parents. In terms of the feeling. Yes.

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I remember it didn't mean anything to me. I was like, okay. But I never forgot it. I can see the ting in 4K in my head right now. The island and everything. Yeah, because she was scowling at my mom.

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I was thinking, who the fuck is this?

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I'd be looking at... My grandma was like, who the fuck is looking at you like that? She said, that's your nun.

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Fair play, fair play, fair play.

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Tell us, tell us. If there's anyone that has the authority, it's your Marjorie. Oh, shit. That's a joke.

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If there's anyone that has the authority, facts. All right, Juiciest family gossip. My cousin got sacked from her bank for wiring money to a gang.

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Wow, she was in deep. Yeah. Wow, getting sacked was the least of her worries.Wiring.

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Money to a gang.Wiring money to a gang. Yeah.

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That's crazy. Right. Here we go with the biologicals again. Okay. My biological mom went ghost and left my brother's house without saying goodbye to his family to go stay with his alleged biological father because she loved him. You're following? No. Right. There's too many bios. Yeah. Right. My mom went ghost and left my brother's house. I'm assuming it's half brother, different dads. Okay. My mom went ghost and left my brother's house without saying goodbye, so she could go stay with his alleged father because she loved him. She ended up in a homeless shelter in Brooklyn a month later and faked having cancer.

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What?

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Bro.

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That's a lot.

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That's a lot.

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That's a lot.

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So, POV, I'm at my brother's We have different dads. My mom's acting up and she's like, Fuck it, I'm gone. Mom, where are you going? I'm going with your dad. I fucking love him. I can't be here anymore. A month later, she's in a crack house.Claiming cancer.Yeah, and I'm like, Mom. And she's like, I've got cancer. Take me back. I've got cancer. What kind? Just the worst kind. Just, Hey, what's the worst? Cancer's Cancer's Cancer.

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The fuck? What do you mean what kind? I've got cancer.

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I don't know how time to explain. Take me home. Take me back. Yeah, Jesus.

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Honey medication. Fuck, I've got nothing. Oh, my God.

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Cancer's Cancer is cancer is About what kind?

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Ask me questions.

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My aunt got fired from her job because she used to punch in but not actually go to her client's houses. Her last day of work, she punched in for a certain the client, but then the company found out that the client had already died prior to her cloaking in. The client's daughter found her in her house with my aunt, nowhere to be found. In my company's mind, either the client was dead on arrival and my aunt never reported it, or she's been faking her hours. They investigated and fired her.

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Jesus. I mean, she found a loophole for a second. For a She found a loophole for a second.

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Clocking, go yard. Damn. Until they're like, Wow, did you see Mrs. Johnson? And she's like, Yeah, yesterday and the day before.

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Well, she's been dead.

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She's dead. She's been dead. So walk, Did you just walk in to see a dead in charge of it? Did you walk in to see a dead in charge of it or not? Damn. That's crazy. Clocked.

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My uncle remarried and told his daughter not to tell his family she's his daughter at the wedding. Can you imagine?

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No.

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Don't tell anyone you're my daughter. Don't tell anyone at this new wedding you're my daughter.

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Just say you're someone. You're just a friend of a friend.

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Imagine being a daughter hearing that. Don't claim me.

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Yeah, you're going to fuck up the whole wedding.

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These men don't know that I've got a family.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Don't fuck it up.

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Shut up and don't fuck it up. Shut up. If you have to come, just be a stranger. Just be a stranger in the wind. Don't start calling me dad. Don't do anything. You're going to fuck up my bag.

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Wow.

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What a horrible, horrible, horrible thing.

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This is not even gossip.

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This is trauma. Yeah, it's mad trauma. Wow. So my older cousin found out that his girlfriend was having twins. Tell me why only one of the twins is his, and the other is from her side dude.

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That's actually plausible.

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I've heard that.

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It's actually a thing. Not seen, but I've read something. It's something to do with, obviously, the time frame within sex and the egg splitting and another sperm. I can't remember. I can't remember the science behind it, but I've heard that happens. Like, rarely, obviously.

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I've heard that. Two sperm can go in the same egg, and then the egg and then the egg splits or whatever, and then you've got two separate.

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It's weird, but the time frame is...

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Oh, yeah. In a three-day window, she got nutded in by two months.

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Yeah.

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Nutded in. I think that is really where the cookie crumbles for me is knowing the love of my life is pregnant by next man. It's the same as if it slipped out and she put it back in how you feel then, is that the fact is you already betrayed me. Him nothing in you has nothing to do with your pleasure. If we're talking purely mechanics, him nothing in you isn't necessary. If you just needed that not, why does he need to be up Why does that have to happen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but you begged him. Yeah.facts.leave it in.Facts, you begged him. Why do you do that to me? Why do you do that to me? Arthur, I just left it in yesterday. Why did you have to ask? You're up to your gills and leave it in. Yeah. Why are you going to turn to her next time to leave it in as well? Horrible.

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My aunt has three kids and is married, but they all have different dads, and none of them is the husband's.

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Wow.

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That's a lot of man coming to pick up their kid. Yeah.

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You can't be the dad of that house, and every day there's a man picking up you. Who are you? Everyone's just, get, get, get, get, get, get.

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Who are you? It's the bar. Who really are you?

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All three of us ran through your wife.

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Yeah.

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All three of us ran through your wife. And give me my child a shot.

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I left it in. You know why? You've got nothing to show for it. What are you doing?

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Enjoy your weekend.

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Because we know you're not leaving it in.

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She doesn't want any more kids. Yeah, go.

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I'm not saying enjoy your weekend. That's jokes.

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Last one for me. All right. We've always believed that my cousin and his sister were banging. It's just been confirmed he is not a quiet lover.

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Oh.

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Yeah, he couldn't help himself. A family sleepover? My son, let me get it in tonight.

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He's not a quiet lover.

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He banged his sister with gusto with the rest of the family in the yard. What? The forbidden got the best of him. What?

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I mean, he got the best of him, but it's not just him.

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The sister is equally as tapped.

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Demonic, yeah. What the fuck? All right, I'm going to do two more. Back to back. The third kid out of the five ain't his. That's what she put. She put, The third kid out of the five ain't his.

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That's the worst one to be out of the five as well. First or last, we can work it out. Third.

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She stepped out and stepped back in. Last one. We all know my dad's a closet gay, but being a strict Catholic, no one wants to confront him.

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That's sad. That's really sad. That's why you just have to bombard him with hugs. That's okay.

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It's peak. It's peak, man.

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It's peak. It is peak.

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Yeah, that was question of the week, guys.

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Anyway, guys, welcome back to the second best podcast on planet Earth. Facts. You're chilling with your boys. Shits & Gigs are here. If you do enjoy what you're listening to, if you do enjoy what you're watching, please, please, please head on over to patreon. Com/shitsandgigs. Now, we're handing out, what do they call it in church? The basket, what's it called?

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Holy Communion.

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Communion? Is it Communion?

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You mean the actual basket? The little basket itself?

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The collection basket?

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Collection basket, yeah. Just collection basket? That's an actual ceremony. It's what? What? Well, if you had said it's an actual ceremony, you're just talking about the basket from the money.

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The little thing on the stick that they Yeah. For P? That's just called collection basket. It's just a little collection thing.

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Okay, say that. What's the donation actually called? Tithes. The fuck? Which one's called Tithes? Tithes? Yeah, T-I-T-H-E.

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Use it in a sentence.

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Give Tithes? Yeah, I gave Tithes to church today. One-tenth of annual produce. Give Tithes.

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1-10th of annual produce or earnings formerly taken as a tax for the support of a church or clergy.

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Right, guys. Anyway, we're not going to ask for 10%. We're going to ask for a humble £3 a month.Ten.

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P a day.

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It with chest.

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Without any further ado, guys, we didn't count last week, but if you watched it, you saw what happened. We didn't count the scores last week. But if you were there, we know what happened. Anyway, we're going back to school. Yeah, man, I'm intrigued.

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I've added another subject, so I might slide it in today. Pause. I might slide it in tomorrow. Pause. So who knows? We shall see.

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All right. So remind everyone who's new, what's back to school?

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Guys, back to school. Back to school basically is as exactly what it says on the tin. I'm taking these guys back to school in a sense of asking them questions from Key Stage 3. That's the ages of 11 to age 14. It could be different subjects, it could be science, it could be English, it could be maths. It's a variety of different things. Five questions, five answers. We switch the boards and then we mark it and then we go from there. The first question of the day. Spell Synagogue.

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Oh, my God.

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Spell Synagogue. Next. Everyone locked? Yeah. What is the antonym for the word awake. I'm giving you options. What is the antonym for the word awake? Alert, Asleep, Vigilant, Watchful. Alert, Asleep, Vigilant, Watchful. Sounds which have a very high frequency are called what? Decibels, Infrared, Resonance, Ultrasound. Sounds which have a very high frequency are called what? Decibels? No, I said infrared. Infrasounds, resonance, ultrasound. Mr. Picasso, Mr. Picasso buys 287 paint brushes for his 41 art students. How many paint brushes does each student get? Oh my God, the fuck is that? Mr. Picasso buys 287 paint brushes for his 41 art students? How many paint brushes does each student get? Final question. Grapefruits, oranges, lemons, and limes are are high in which vitamin? A, B, C, or D? Grapefruits, oranges, lemons, and limes are high in which vitamin? A, B, C, or D. That concludes back to school, guys. That was vile. Pass your whiteboards over. So question one. Spell synagogue. Synagogue. Synagogue.

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S-y-n-a-g-o-g-u-e.i.

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Wasn't that far off, man. You were close, G.

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I wasn't that far off. Very close. Find the antonym of the word awake. The options were alert, Asleep, vigilant, and watchful. The answer is asleep.

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Nice.

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Sounds which have a very high frequency are called what? Options were decibels, infrasound, resonance, and ultrasound. The answer is ultrasound. Next question. Mr. Picasso buys 287 paint brushes for his 41 students. How many paint brushes does each student get? The answer is seven. Grapefruits, oranges, lemons, and limes are high in which vitamin? A, B, C, or D? The answer is C. Right. James, what did Rem get?Rem.

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Got a strong four out of five.Let's go.Well played.

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Ellisice, what did Rem get?

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Yeah?no.no. James.

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What did James get?

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Sorry, yes, go the other way. Five.

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You got five? Let's go.

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I can't, man. That's synagogue. Tough.

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Someone said something about you playing… Playing dumb. Playing dumb. You just You played… I'm not playing dumb. When he said synagogue, you were like, Oh, God. It's not an easy word to spell. It's tough. You acted like you had no idea, but did you guess it?

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No, I had an idea. First of all, you sound triggered, and I'm not trying to hustle anyone here. I'm not trying to hustle anyone. It's just come back to me what that person said. No, I knew. S-y-n, I knew for a fact. It did seem like a G-O-G-U-E to me.

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I I went G-O-U-G-E. And I went O instead of the A.

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No, you did A.

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I did sinna.Sinna..

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You said sinna? Oh, right.

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Okay, fine.

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Rem, what did Ellis get? No.

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I knew it. I knew it as I was taking them off. So, yeah. Let's move on.

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All right, well played. That was back to school, guys.

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I think we're getting smarter as we go.

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I feel good. I feel better. Good. This is the old point. Good.

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Ellis is out of interest. If I wanted to take photos of really old style film photos. If I took photos on a camera and wanted to make it look like it's from the '70s or something, what would be the best camera to use?

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It's irrelevant.

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It's irrelevant. Why is it relevant?

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You want to make something a little old and you want to know what camera to use. Yeah. It doesn't matter.

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Why?

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The camera doesn't matter.

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What matters then?

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It's in the editing.

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How so?

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You say you want to make it look old. Yeah. Well, if you actually wanted it, you'd use an old camera, like a film camera. But if you actually want to just make it look old, I could do it off an iPhone.

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And they don't teach that in Key Stage 3. And I just want that to be known here, everyone. They don't teach sick shit like that in Key Stage 3.

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I knew what you were doing.

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Fucking awesome guy.

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I knew what he was doing. I went to just go to detail and just spin off that way. I was like, yeah, good plan, but I weren't.

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Time for a flup update.

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Oh, it is.

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Yeah. Okay, cool. I'll start. Training was not great for me this week. Why? I just didn't get the sessions in that I needed to get in, basically. I miscalculated my schedule. And then we had like, I was in London more than I thought I was going to be.

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You were in London four times last week.

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Yeah. So it kicked me because obviously, pretty much all of December, I was in London at least three, four times a week. Then I had a couple of weeks of routine at home and I was like, Okay, gang, this training thing is pattern. I was doing five, six sessions a week. And then as soon as another busy week, I'm not acclimatized to the London life anymore, and it was charged. I think I probably only trained three times last week. This week, I'm going to try and toss in between Call of Duty and gym tonight. I should lean into I've got my stuff ready there, so I should do gym. Before we leave the studio today, I'm actually going to change into my gym kit so I can go to the gym.

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Okay. Smart choice.

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And then, yeah, 15, wait session, 15, done. Nice. My recovery in sleep this week has been good.

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I've seen. I've been jealous. I saw a '98 or a '97 from one of you motherfuckers. Yeah, I got a '98, bro. I was living. I was cast. I was living.

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I got 100% sleep in a '98 recovery one day, and I was screaming. Did you feel? I felt recovered. Gang. I felt recovered. It was a sleep I had the night before. So, yeah, I felt good. My body's actually really, really... I don't know if it's placebo. My body's in sync with exactly my recovery. I know Ellis mentioned that his recovery doesn't match how he feels. Yesterday, I woke up with a 70 recovery, and I felt it. I felt like, No, I'm not there.

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You're not optimal.

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Yeah, that 908 recovery, I was bounce on the walls. But the 908 recovery ups your strain, right? So It ups your daily, what it wants you to do, strain-wise. The more you are coming up, it's telling you, I want 16 strain at you today. I'm thinking, that's not realistic. It's not. But yeah, that's me anyway.

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Yeah, my training last week was good. It's just my rest and my recovery have been letting me down all week. I say all week. There are some days when my recovery is decent or good. You, mans, are just better than mine. That's just the L I have to take. But there are days where I've had shite recovery. But again, trained five times last week. I felt really good. Did some cardio as well. Felt really good. I just need to get back onto it this week. I didn't train yesterday. I'm not training today, so I'm going to train Wednesday to Sunday and get my five back in and go and continue with cardio. Okay.

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No, don't play, man. Yeah, mine has been all right. Like I said, it's just not really reflecting how I feel. My recovery has been fucking shit. My recovery has been like, two days it was in red. It was like 12.

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That's not 12.

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I was like, You're taking the fucking piss.

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Did you feel low? I feel fine. Not on the day, it was twelve. Did you feel, oh, really?

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I feel fine. My sleep's been good. I did have the sleep debt thing for a while, so I had to really work at getting it back up, which was annoying. But my recovery has been a bit shit. Strange, just average it a minute. Strange, just average. I've been about second or third, but not too bad. I'm not too bold about it. I've had a fairly chill week. After 75, I've...

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I was going I was going to say, it could be a hot take. I remember a few weeks ago, you said that what you eat affects your recovery.

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Yes.

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Do you think it's a coincidence that you've had-No, this was way before. What your recovery?Yeah. This week is how I keep track of everyone. This week has been your worst recovery by far.

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Yeah, but my recovery was still crap even when I was doing 75 at the start of the week. Because I didn't finish till Thursday. Okay, February. The Monday and Tuesday were really bad still. I don't think it is the diet because that's the thing. I would think that as well, but it was bad before. So I'm not really too sure what it is. I don't know. But yeah, had a chill couple of days, a little bit. Didn't really do much exercise. Not bothered. I was knackered. Just chipping for a little bit.

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You listened to your body, bro.

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Got my sleep up, and then this week, I'm back at it again.

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Listen to your body, fam. Cool, man.

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Nice. Good week for me. Nice. I felt like... Strain. I was really, really trying to top Strain this week. We said last Tuesday that we were going to train five times L.

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Charge that. You remember Piping? I kept quiet. We were chatting. I kept quiet and did my five.

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I said, Fuck you five, I'm doing six.

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I kept quiet and did my five, bro.

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Bro, we went out on a Friday night, and when I woke up and then I saw that my recovery was 9%.

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That was nuts. I saw that.

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I thought that your something had broken. That's the most unlike thing that you would ever do. Unlike everything you would ever do. It's not like you.

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It was 9% and I said to James, I felt like 3%, bro.

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She You must be murked.

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The whole team was nuked. You must be murked. After that, it took me some time to recover from that. But yeah, that was Friday night. On Saturday, I thought, No, let me just get back on this. Tried to get back to Strain. Went to basketball for the first time in a year.

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I saw that I was fucking jealous.

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That was a morning thing, isn't it? That was a morning thing, yeah.

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I cycled that day as well. We played, sorry, 9:00 till 10:30. My max heart rate, I'd got up to 182. Previously, my max was 180 that I've been training with. Got up to 182.Strain was 17 out of 21.Very nice. I was just like, yes, this is it, man. I can actually put a shift in and hopefully come out on top on Strain. This guy.What.

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Did you get? 19?i don't remember.

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I don't know why I'm saying average. Why? Oh, average. Three weekly champions.

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That's pretty much impossible to beat on average strain.

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Well, now you've got your...

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You said you got your bike.

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You got a Peloton at home.

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You got a Peloton bike now as well. There's no way. I can't compete with that. I've got nothing at home. I've got to leave my house. How much are they?

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He's going to get a Peloton bike. I'll do what I want.

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I've just said I can't compete with him. I thought, No, I'm not taking in the L for the rest of the eight weeks. What week is this? Three? Three. Yeah, five more weeks of just Ls. I will beat him on straight one week.

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How much are they?

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Peloton's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. That's what I'll say. Who has got money is bank. I know exactly what I'm saying. I know a lot. You buy it and then you subscribe as well.

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I didn't know that until that day. I didn't know you had to subscribe until I clicked the fucking tab on the bank.

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We've got your Fleleeton and the Floop challenge. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Wow. That's a scam.

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I put my hand in my head and figured, these men are scamming me. Do you know which I dropped on this bike? The man is telling me to play a monthly charge.

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Yeah, fam.

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For a couple classes.

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That's a piss take.

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Good luck.

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I was livid.

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Oh, I bet, bro.

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Good luck with your filler time, bro.

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I did a beginner. I did a beginner class, 20 minutes cycle. Then I did another beginner class, 20 minutes cycle another day. Then I did a beginner's advance. The difference between a beginner's and a beginner's advance, you man.Yeah.

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Game changer.I.

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Felt weak.I.

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Bet your legs were fat.Fat?

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Yeah. What? I rocked myself in the mirror that day. Yeah, I bet.

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Did you do the heel stick and the squeeze?

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No, I did this thing. Yeah, the wobble. Yeah, I did a wobble bang. Yeah, I did a wobble bang. Nice. Because I did legs. I'm pretty sure I did legs. I did cardio legs. I think, let's say, for argument's sake, Friday, and I did cardio beginner's hard on a Saturday again. That Saturday afternoon, my legs were pumping, bro. I'm daily.Pumping..

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I got on a spin bike the other day, to be fair. Me and Lewis were cranking one out. Pause. My legs were fucking fat and juicy. I thought, if I keep this up, I'm just going to be wham and shredded. But it's annoying because David Lloyd is the only... Out of the three gyms I go to, I have my gym that I go to my PT at, I have my normal Northampton gym, and I have David Lloyd I go to as well. David Lloyd is the furthest away. He's the only one that has a spin bike. The rest have the recline bike that you just sit there like that. I don't like that shit. Sorry. I'm going to have to do some, but I went on the Stairmaster on a Saturday, Sunday.

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I'm not challenged that yet. Ever? Ever. I've never ever done Stair Master.

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Stair Master, 15 minutes at a decent pace. I try and either do like hands on my head or hands on my hips so I'm not hanging on the thing.

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You'll know about yourself.Strain.

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Was straining.Yeah. But no, I'm enjoying it. Should we see who's winning this week? Yes.

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Let's have a look. You start with me. Four on Strain plus two on Recovery, so that's six, and two on Sleep, so that's eight. Remski, next 3 plus 3, 6 plus 1, 7. Ellis next, 2 plus 1 plus 4, 7. Then James, 1 plus 4 plus 2, 7.

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You need to be averaging eights and nine.

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One plus 4 plus 2.

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Did I finish third on recovery? You finished last on strain, first on recovery, second on sleep. So I got three. Oh, three. Sorry, did I say two? That's me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Because I said I saw second two, so I said two. That's my bad. The recall.

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Okay, cool.

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What's the total total?

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Overall, standings are, Ellis is on 24, Rem is on 20, Fuhad is on 22, James is on 24.

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24 as well, so joint.

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Joint first. Third. The fourth. Okay, cool.

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Okay.

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I need to keep it the fuck up.

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I need to work on my sleep and recovery.

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I need to work on my strain.Yeah.

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Mine's strain. My strain, that's fucking recovery as well, but strain is a big one.

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Yeah, I need to work on my strain. I just need to not come. I think I've come last every week on strain. If I can just not come last this week and have a good... Keep getting the sleep and recovery, your mom won't see me again.

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I need to come second and third in recovery and in sleep. Second, sorry, in recovery and sleep, and then I'm calm.Ellis.

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Does really well on sleep.He does.

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Really well on sleep. Yeah, it's tough to keep up with you.

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It surprised me a little bit. What? It did surprise me. I thought I was going to do shit on sleep.

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Considering what I knew about you before, before 75 hard, considering you were the worst sleeper I'd ever met.

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Yeah, I was bad, but it has helped me.

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So yeah, my sleep is-When I'm seeing 9 hours and 15 minutes in anything there, I'm like, You got no demons.

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This guy's not human.

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He hasn't got a care in the world.

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Yeah, you've got no demons whatsoever.

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I don't like doing it, but I have to. It's the game. It's the algorithm. The algorithm. I don't like sleep in 9 hours. I fucking hate it.

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Fair play. You got to do what you got to do. That's the algorithm. I love that. All right. Anyway, guys, back to the interesting stuff. I hope you guys are doing your own flup challenges in your own ways. I've had a lot of messages from people being like, Thank you for doing this. This is helping me. Regardless if they're using the equipment or not, they're just going, one woman messaged me the other day, said she's lost stones. Really? Stones in the last few weeks. She was like, fucking thank you. Oh, gang. And I was like, Jesus. All right.

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I need to set my pussy up.

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In the last few weeks? Yeah, I need to set my pussy up.

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Okay, round of applause, man.

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Yeah, let's go. I'm glad to hear everyone sticking with it. We're moving into Feb soon, and I'm hoping we can carry... Anyone can stay fit in January. Yeah. So moving into Feb and keeping it going, keeping it going, keeping it going. Prime example, just had a five guys. Do not I feel good about it. Wish I didn't do it. I just couldn't face having fried rice another week in a row. The delivery options are not doing it the way I need it to do it here. Okay, gang. I know if you had as a thread for us, but before we get into that, I want to talk about something that I think is really cool. Did you, Man, see recently, put it up if you can, please, Rem, that Usher did a Gojo cosplay?

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No, I didn't.

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So, yeah, he did this sick fucking Gojo cosplay the other day. Do you, man, want to know why he did this Gojo cosplay? Why?

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Yes, I do.

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He did this because TikTok... You know when people make edits on TikTok? There's been a trend going around on TikTok where people are just making edits of Gojo to Daddy's Home, the Asha song. Okay. So anytime you be... Any Gojo edit that's on TikTok at the minute where they're just doing... How do you say? They used to call it AMVs, anime music videos. It would always be TikTok is like, Gojo, Gojo, Gojo, Gojo, and it would just be always to Daddy's Home. To the point where usher had a concert the other day where someone did a TikTok of recording usher while he was singing Daddy's Home at his Vegas residency. Then someone screen-recorded it and opened the Every single comment, Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? Gojo? Gojo? Oh, I heard Gojo song. Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? Where's Gojo? To the point now where it's got so big that now usher's doing up Gojo cosplay. Wow. All from TikTok nerds.Yeah.Wow. I found it so impressive that the way that just the internet is now in control of pop culture.

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It's carrying it.

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And yeah, wherever people want to be popular, if you're But if it's loud enough, you can make it hit mainstream media to the point where Asha is dressing up as Gojo.

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Okay. Very cool.

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I thought it was the coolest shit in the world.

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Very cool. Very, very cool. Fair play.

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Yeah, man. So I think I mean, to be fair, you can probably get away with it on TikTok. Asha and I still get dematised for the music. But if you open TikTok and just type in Gojo, I guarantee Daddy's time is going to pop up. Okay. Yeah, I thought that was really fucking cool. That is. And like, anime is breaking through at the minute. Anime is up, bro. I've been waiting 15 years for this. Anime is up at the minute. I couldn't be happier.

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There's one I'm about to start that I saw that looks really cool. Butchigiri.

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Okay.

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It just looks cool. Animation looks cool, too. Yeah. Three apps out so far on Crunchy. I'm going to give it a go and see what it's saying. On Twitter, people are saying it looks all right.

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All right, okay. I see what it's saying. I also saw that IG Igen had the audacity to give season 2 of Jujutsu Kaizen a 6.2 out of 10.

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Ign said that.

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Yeah. 6.2 out of 10.

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What was higher than that then?

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Everything, apparently.

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What?

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Bro, 6.2 out of 10.

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They must have missed a few episodes.

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They missed the whole thing. They missed the point is what they missed.

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That's completely what they missed, the point, yes.

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It is fucking hard. They gave part 1, 8 out of 10. Cool fight scenes can't make up for mean. What does that say? Meandering. Meandering. Meandering. Meandering story. All right, where's the... Yeah, six. You lot can fuck off.

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How is... That's a joke.

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That is a joke Because a meandering story, like bro, we had in the story, we had just obviously the fight to add to it, but we had the resurrection of Toji. It is Toji, isn't it?

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I know you're talking about by camera, isn't it? I know exactly what you're talking about.

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The guy with the slug in his neck.

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Yeah.

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They had, yeah, resurrection of fucking Megumi's dad. That was sick. That wasn't really story-related, I guess. They had the unveiling of the entire plan from Fake Geto. They had Maha Raga versus... Zacuna. Zacuna, yeah. To be fair, I'm making up their point because I'm just saying I'm just saying fucking fights. I thought the story was cool though, man.

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They had the capture. The story was cool, man.

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Gojo getting captured.

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The World War, their universe really going into bits like, what the fuck is happening?

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I thought the last episode was sick. Story-wise, the last episode was sick.

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Yeah, because it sets three up.

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Oh my God. I've never seen a series set up like it.

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It set it up so perfectly. Wow.

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I told you that I watched Solo Leveling, first two episodes. Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah, bro. Fantastic. Fantastic.

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I've not seen episode three yet. What? I was half three through episode three. I was dozing off. I switched off. Oh, fair. Not because I was the actual episode. You were tired. I was naked.

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But yeah. I'm not going to lie, the first minute of the first episode, I was thinking, you must be joking.

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Yeah, the back story.

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You must be joking. This is such B-level, boring, unoriginal anime openings I've seen.

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Until it switched to present days. I'm awake now. Yeah, I was up.

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Wow, I couldn't believe it. Wow, I couldn't believe it. But yeah, that was interesting. Cool, man. All right, you've got a thread for us.

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I do. This is a quick thread I saw on Twitter. Again, another shout out Alonni again. Oh, yes. Ladies and ladies only, I want you to DM me the weirdest thing you've come across and seen when you were snooping on your partner's phone.

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Cool.

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First one. I've only got four.

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Oh, wow.

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First one, I I knew he was cheating and my dumb ass still needed more evidence. He took a video of himself getting a BJ from a sex worker.

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Oh, dear!

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He got so addicted to them, he took out a payday loan and sold his car that he was proud of. I'm glad those ladies made bank.

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Video of him slops from a sex worker. Why would you video that, bro? Bro. Why would you video? That's nothing to be proud of. Bro.

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Next. Hi, O'Lonnie. I was dating this guy who was perfect on paper. He had a great job, charming, good-looking, and sweet. He left me in his flat for a few minutes as he went to the post office quickly. Now, this was the first time I was alone, and I remembered watching a video that said, You can tell a lot about a man by what's in his toilet cabinet. So I thought, Why not? That's Rambda, by the way.What the fuck? Toilet cabinet. You'd find out nothing about it.

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Yeah, you'd find spare toilet roll. Facts.

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His skincare products were great. But then I looked in his storage space in his room and the wardrobe in a deep far left behind his clothes, there was a sex doll. I tried to be open-minded about the idea, but I was honestly too disgusted. She was stood there, a life-size naked and dough-eye doll with long plastic hair with tits the size of my head and clearly used.

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When he came-Clearly used is crazy. He's been sucking and nibbling.

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When he came home, I made up an excuse and said I was feeling a bit ill so I could leave, and it was the last time I ever saw that sex monster again.

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Who's the sex monster? Him, apparently. Him? Because he had a sex doll. That's harsh. That's kinkshaming.

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That's a bit kinkshamey. I said this on a pod time ago. Don't you remember? Guys don't have anything. If they do get caught with something, He's a sex monster. It's the end of the world, bro.

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He's a monster because he had a doll in there. I mean, hands up, I'm never going for a doll.

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That's a level I've not reached. But I'm not going to kinkshame it.

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Yeah, but if you're in your doll bag, then you're in your doll bag, bro. And clearly used his nuts. He's been ravaging that doll. But clearly he's actually crazy.

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Clearly used.

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Just beaten up. But yeah, to call Donny a sex monster because he had a doll in his wardrobe is really a lot.

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Because there is no equivalent for a female.

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Oh, bro, because there's females that are buying Octopus Tentacle dildos. Yeah. I'm not allowed to call you a sex monster. Yeah, facts.

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You just love sex.

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There's a difference. I'm frustrated because it turns me on. Now, what does that make me?

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Yeah, it facts.

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But man gets a little bit of blow up, and he's a monster.

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A little blow up.

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Yeah, you pretend to be ill because I'm a monster.

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Yeah, it's crazy. That's insane. All right, next one. I went through a then boyfriend's phone to check if he's been cheating because man wasn't sexing me enough that time. We had been together over a year, so we had checked chats with his long term dude best friend, only to find chats of them two flurring and talking about the last time that they had had sex.

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That's fucking terrifying.

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Turned It turns out they'd been having sex for a while and my ex was the bottom. I was flawed.

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I was flawed.

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I was flawed. My ex is the bottom.

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That's the twist in there. Yeah. Wow. He was the bottom.

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I was confronted. Sorry. I confronted him about being gay and he swore for me, damn near got They were both Yoruba and I'm not Nigerian, so I guess I missed some of the things that they'd said in their native tongue around me. Busy calling me our wife. I'm doing not my boyfriend. I was shook. I want him out. He's still in the city, so thunder fire him if he sees this.Wow.

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Boy.yeah, bro.

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Yeah, bro. Mad.

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Being confronted about being gay, it must be the single most confronting experience of your life.

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Yeah. Because would it be the same if it was the reverse of a lesbian?

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No, she wouldn't care. She wouldn't give a fuck. She'd be like, your dick's so bad, I turn gay.

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What do you want from me? No, I'll be saying, if you confronted your partner for being lesbian. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She'll turn to me and be like, Mr.

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Shitdick has the balls to cast me for eating pussy. Look what you've put me through. That's how they'll come after you. They won't be like, oh, my God, babe, I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed. I can't believe- Mr. Shitdick. Yeah, Mr. Shitdick got me chasing Snatch, and he wants to pipe up. No pun intended. Crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy.

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You, man, don't understand the arson that went in my head. I would have burnt the yard to the ground.

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Yeah, boy. Because they don't feel an embarrassment. They attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That, men We just don't have that tongue in them. Safe.

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Pause, by the way.

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Pause. But you know what I mean, bro.

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We just don't. Because we fear consequence too much. Because I can't speak to another man like that without putting my guard up. Yeah, facts. Without putting my guard up. So we're trained ingrained. If you run your mouth like that, put your hands up.

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That is going to happen. Yeah.

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But they're They're not going to feel embarrassed, bro. Confront her for being a lesbian and she'll laugh in your face. She'll laugh in your face. She was like, Are you not embarrassed? Fucking hell. You're going from my phone like a little bitch.

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No wonder.

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No wonder, look at you. And you're finding out what? That I'm looking for masculinity in the arms of a female. You're embarrassed. What does that say about you?

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What does that say?

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You should be embarrassed.

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You're the boss to bring it to me. You, man, I don't think you understand. I understand my bro, what that would do to me.

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Because there is no argument to be made.

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She's so right.

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Yes, facts. She's so right. The only option we have is stairs or someone's losing kneecaps.

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Facts, bro.

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Someone's losing kneecaps. Fuck, man. But yeah, on the flip, I'm a bomb and you're in front of me, I'll shake.

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Yeah, you can't even be the top. You're not even controlling this relationship, let alone that. No, bro. No, bro.

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She said you're not the man in your own fantasy.

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Jesus Christ. That's crazy.

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Wow. Wow. Yeah, women win always. Always. That's why they call it Ws, bro. Wow.

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Right, I've got one more. You're trying to change your length.

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Oh, my God. This has turned out to be a Hall of Fame, a thread, by the way.

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Jesus Christ.

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When you said there's only four, I knew something was up. Fucking hell, that's funny.

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All right, last one. Yeah. Hi, Alonnie. Please keep a none. I went through my ex's Insta DMs whilst he was away on a boys trip in Barbados, and I was shocked to see he had DMed Rihanna multiple times. When it's in Barbados. Let me lie. It's only a short one. And I was shocked to see he had DMed Rihanna multiple times asking if she wanted to meet up with him to smoke a blunt, and he even sent her their apartment address. Massive ick.

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That is the single most humiliating thing I've heard in my entire life. Bro. Rihanna, she left that island years ago. Years ago. When she was a teen.

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She goes back for public holidays. That's it.Public holidays in Cannes.A carnival.

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That's all she's there for. Wow. She's got children.

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She's got a family to think about.

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When they said, Rocky. I'm not going to be lucky. I'm not going to go to our apartment to look at Blunt.

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That's the address. Brazen.

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Yeah.

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That is the most disgusting thing to ever read. Hilarious I hit Dianne Rihanna multiple times.

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That was a fucking hilarious story. Thank you for that. You're welcome, guys. That was a joke. That was hilarious.

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I needed a laugh.

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I'm in control of this relationship. That's not. That's not. I can't hear stuff like that. It's time for Who Am I? People seem to be enjoying it. I'm happy that people are enjoying this one. Again, guys, if it's your first time here, Who Am I? Is the segment in which I embody someone. It could be a celebrity, it could be a figure of history, it could be a figure of history. It could be a fictional character. It could be someone in this room. It could be myself. It could be anyone. We've got three chapters. Each chapter is less cryptic than the last. So it should get easier as the chapters go. You guys know the rules. After each chapter, you will have a chance to guess who am I. You are not allowed to say, I think it might be this character from this thing, or it sounds like it might be this. Just say a name or charge.

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Cool? Cool.

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Right. This one's an interesting one. Okay, who am I? I was born into a very powerful and famous family. I was destined for amazing things. Even though the majority of my family loved and cared for me, there was one member that was jealous and resentful, and he wanted to make sure my potential was never going to be realized. A scheme was hatched and I was stolen from my family and forced into a life unbefitting of my name. Nevertheless, I was still loved by my new family and I was determined to reclaim my seat at the big boy table. End of chapter one. Any formal guesses? No. Okay. No formal guesses. Right. Chapter two. As I grew up, my talent spoke for themselves, and I had made a name for myself as a supernaturally gifted individual. I tried my best to be a good man and aim to help others less gifted than myself. During my teens, I had finally reunited with my biological father, and he explained to me that if I wanted to return to my station, I now had to prove to him and to the the world that I belong there by becoming the man I was always destined to be.

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End of chapter 2.

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Are you invincible?

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Good guess, no. Oh, okay. On to chapter 3. Okay, on to chapter 3. I spent years training and earning the respect of my community with my heroic deeds, but that still wasn't enough to earn my place back at the table. As When my Fame grew, my jealous uncle had heard of my feats and set a new plan to ruin me once more. He laid a trap to use the woman that I loved as a porn in his scheme. He knew that for her, I would sacrifice anything in the world, even my place amongst the gods. Lo and behold, his plan backfired, and this sacrifice was the exact thing I needed to return home to my family, high amongst the clouds on the great Mount Olympus.Hercules?Hercules.I am Hercules.I.

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Never would have got that.Swear?No, Greek mythology.

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It took me a minute, but I never would have got that. I was going As soon as you said, or you were getting there, I was thinking of Hercules, but I was thinking of Zus. It can't be Zus, you're thinking of the sun, but yeah. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

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Fair play. I'll be interested to see if anyone got that one because as I was typing the script, I was thinking, as I was going, I was like, like you said, Invincible. There is a very close running theme between a lot of origin stories of people. As I was typing it, I was like, it sounds like Superman. I was thinking Superman first.

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I was thinking, but it can't be.

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Yeah, I was thinking it sounds like it's very similar to Superman. Okay, I'm glad. I'm glad that's probably the second one that no one's got.

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We got it? You got in the third one, though.

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Sorry, I mean between. Before it gets- During. During the second or third one, yeah, during the thing. There was no way I was saying Mount Olympus, someone wasn't going to say it. I want to start throwing stuff. What do you want?

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Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

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I wasn't even going to put that Mount Olympus thing in. Okay, cool. So obviously I've done... I have half of the script for next week already. Cool. And it's not going to be from a movie. I'm intrigued to see how this one goes. Okay, gang. Rem, trash news to finish off.

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Yeah, man. Not so much really a trash. There is a bit of trash in there, but more of a wholesome one, to be fair. Jingsy, right? Yeah. So you know about him?

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I know a bit about him.

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I did not know anything about him until I found this thread. Really?

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Yeah. Yeah, he's killing it.

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He's taken over Kyta, apparently.

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Yeah, he's number one.

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Number one right now. So Twitch is number one streamer, spent a whole year streaming to just one viewer.That's.

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Crazy.that's nuts.

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To become the number one content creator on the biggest streaming platform is more impressive than when you realize the humble beginnings. A streamer known as Jinksie, real name Nicola Stuart, has the most current active sub count with 128,366, a massive leap ahead of streamer Kai Sinat, who sits in second place with around 84,285.

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That's a huge jump.That's.

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A huge jump.

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Before we continue, do you know what I love about this? Is that Kai broke the record for most subs ever, isn't it? When he hit 80K, I think it was.

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I think so, yeah.

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To have that happen, that was mid last year.

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It wasn't that long ago.

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It wasn't that long ago. It's one of them ones where, when they say in sports, where the 100-metre world record always gets beat somehow, always gets beat. Until it gets beat, it seems impossible for people to comprehend it. As soon as he breaks the record, the next man up is what? 40,000 ahead of him?

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44,000.

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That's insane, bro.

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That is insane.

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Well played. Sorry to interrupt, bro. Sure. That's cool.

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While it is impressive, looking at Jinksy's page stats, you can see he wasn't always this popular. In fact, in 2019, Jinksy streamed to an average of one viewer for most of the year despite putting in the hours. He was live for as much as 150 hours in some months. That's crazy. Rather than choosing to stream the most popular games such as Warzone, Apex, or Fortnite that most newcomers tried to latch onto, he almost exclusively played Rainbow Six Siege and gained popularity due to his comical and charismatic personality.

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Fair fucking play, man. Stick to what you know and stick to your truth, bro.

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Don't fake it to make it, bro.

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Just do what you know.

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He's really good at Rainbow Six I'm not seeing him play, but-He's fucking decent. Really? Yeah.

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Wow, man. Wow, I love the Rainbow Six.

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He's so big. I saw Tim reacting to him, reacting to someone else playing Rainbow Six.

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I've never known anyone react to someone reacting for content.

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Yeah, insane.

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That even occurred to me.

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Yeah, insane. Wow. Yeah, really cool. Props to him. I've seen him. I see his TikTok clips, not his TikTok, but people clipping his shit on TikTok all the time seeing him. Funny guy. You know when you heard I was playing Dave Stretton? Yes. The other day. Yes. I re-put that in my like list because I saw a clip of Jingsy reciting it word for word, and it reminded me. I was like, That's actually a fucking bag off.

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It was funny, bro. I knew everybody give a man test. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Got paintings, give a man stress. I saw Jingsy doing it. I was like, God, this song's a banger. Really, really, really. That's wholesome to see, man.

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Very, very wholesome. I thought it was relevant, obviously, because you guys areJumping the streaming game.Jumping.

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The streaming game. Yes, bro. Also, yeah. I've had since that episode came out, I've had mad DMs, so excited to see you start streaming. So excited, you should do this or you should do that. I'm really excited for this. My mom message me because I said I would stream Chess. And my mom message me today and was just like, bro, I don't give a fuck about Ches, but I'm excited to watch you play That's dope. I was like, Bro, I'm gassed. Very cool. Nick patterned. Oh, yeah. Disclosure. Since we're still on camp, I will shout Sam Ham for something, but I can't shank my boy nick like that. I can't shank my boy nick like that. He came through with a whole list of shit that he's going to sort for me. He said he's going to take care of everything for me. Then Harry Pinera said, Sam Ham, Sam Ham, Sam Ham. I was like, I don't know what to say. You felt obliged. Yeah, I felt obligated. We'll help. There's a lot of stuff Nick's not doing for me. In terms of the stuff that he's not, I will shout Sam if he's interested or not.

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I couldn't snake nick all the way. He'd already done too much groundwork for me. That's my boy.

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He's also helping me out as well. With my audio issues that I had the other day, nick on the phone to me last night, sorted everything, bro.

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Yeah, he's that guy. Yeah, man. Also, you know what? Why am I not doing this? Ellis is going to put Nick's fucking Twitch. Yeah, he streams. He streams the single best Call of Duty player I know.

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You guys say it all the time.

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The single best Call of Duty player I know. Demon. Yeah. So go and follow nick on Twitch because he streams pretty much every day. I'll be in this party a good few times a week. And boy, he's unbelievable. He drops 30s like it's nothing.

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Caviat, started using the Basby. Remember I spoke to you yesterday when I was talking to you about the glitch from last week's update. Is it update or something? Update is the word I was looking for. I was using the Basby during the update, during the glitch, but even still, yo.

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I've seen a couple of videos still. Someone saying it's meta now, apparently.

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Yeah, I'm loving the bass beat.New bass beat. It's been my gun for a minute and now it's...

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Say less. Juicy. Say less. It had no Mods 9. I was just using fresh raw. Oh, I swear. Raw? You went in raw with the bass beat.Yeah.

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And it was peppering.Yeah. Say less.

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Live.

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Gang, I'm gas. Let's go. All right, guys. Anyway, let's charge it there. Thank you for today. Love, love, love.

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Gang, gang. All right, bless.