So I went to a birthday party with my boyfriend, and there was a fine guy that was eyeing me up all along. Long story short, somehow that guy lured me to the garage and we had sex. I felt it in me so deep that I lost all my senses. My boyfriend was searching all over the house for me and calling me continuously. I didn't pick because I was receiving that demonic dick.

Oh my God. I'm just going to pause ahead of time here. There's certain times you hear women describe dick and you think, I wonder. I felt it in my soul. Yeah. Let me taste that, man. Let me just see some. What's it really about? What's all the hubbub about, man? Wow.