In fact, not yet. Two separate beds. I hear it.

I hear it on Valentine's Day, my puppy. Why not?

A couple hours in, then I'm out. We're doing too much now. 100%. Guys. Girls. Shut up for a second. Listen. This is important. Very, actually very, very important. Actually very important. So as you know, we released our tickets for the Daddy's Home the other day, and they went clear in a matter of minutes. So the whole tour sold out super, super quick, and everyone was like, Oh, no, we need more, we need more, we need more. And I was like, Bro, that's what she said. Anyway, so Guys, we have listened to you. We've tried our best. We have. We have three extra shows for you. Three.

Only three.

We've got three extra shows for you. Zero. First one is in Seattle.

That date is Sunday, the 21st of July, guys.

Next one is in Washington.

That is on Tuesday, the sixth of August, guys.

Next one is in New York.

That is Friday, the ninth of August, guys.

Cool. Then everyone in Detroit, we are now upgrading the venue for you. It's a bigger venue. Keep an eye on your emails and you will get the updates. And we are now at the Masonic temple. We are. Look out for that. And guys, that's it. For everyone else who couldn't get tickets and for everyone else that we can't do another show, we are sorry, but we will make sure that we come back next year. We shall. And we'll do it again. We'll do it bigger. We'll do it better. And yeah, we're gassed to do it.

So, yeah, guys, the tickets go live at 10:00 AM today, your local time.

That's Monday, the 13th, guys. Monday, the 13th, 10:00 AM, your local time. The new extra tickets are available. So go grab them. Let's make sure these ones sell out as well. Yes, sir.Daddy's coming home. Yes, sir. Gang, gang, gang. Love, love, love. Bless, bless, bless. Bye.

Guys. Girls.

Welcome back. Welcome back, indeed. It's another one. Dj. We're getting in the... What did you say? Dj. What do you think I said?

No, no, come on.

It's too early. What? It's too early. Okay, cool. It's another one where we have someone super special in the house today. Really excited about this one because...

Highly requested.

It's guests that we have today is hands down the most requested guest we've ever had. Fax. That's not even talking about as of late. I'm pretty sure it's been a recurring request probably for three years. Super happy to have her here today. She is a lovely, lovely lady. And I remember the first time we were together, but you weren't in the room at the same time.

Oh, yeah.

When we first met her. And I remember I came back from the toilet and we were in a very crowded room. And you know when the movies were like the spotlight's on one person, the spotlight's on the other person. Everything else, for some reason, no one's walking in between the eye contact. And I walked out and I've seen her and I stopped. I was like, and then she went. And I was like, huh? And then, yeah, we'd never met, but we embraced, and it was the most lovely hug of all time. So guys, please give a very, very, very, very, very long-awaited warm welcome to the wonderful Nella Rose. That was so lovely.

Let's go. I was so excited to be here.

I can't lie. We're happy to have you here, man. It's been long, long-awaited. Highly requested.

So, yeah, welcome. I got my hero there. I'm looking good.

You look sensational.

You look sensational, man.Thank you.How many inches? How many inches?

This one is 40.

40 inches? Yeah. Say less.

You know. Thank you. You see how mandaib is like, Oh, what's she wearing? The inch is a shine of wealth.

Say less.

Thank you.

40 inches.

I noted. Yeah.

Noted for next time. All right, gang. Oh, good. Perfect. How are you feeling?

I'm nervous.

Are you really?

Yeah. Because I just watch you guys all the time. So now it's like, oh, rotted up here. It's weird.

It's calm, man. It's home.

That's exciting. Yeah, really excited to be here, though.

Okay, gang.Thank you very much.I'm.

Really happy to be here as well.

Happy to have you. We got a little game for you. So this is things that guys do that they think are sexy but aren't really.

Wait, so am I speaking for the nation of What's it?

Apparently. We've got examples, though.

You don't have to think. So we're going to say what. We're going to say stuff and you're going to contribute to what we say.

Okay.

That's fine. Things that guys do that they think are attractive but really aren't.

I intentionally didn't read this one.

I'm the worst person to play this. There's nothing you lot do that's cute. Nothing.

Not a single thing?

Not a single thing. I like it when you guys reverse there in the car. It's a little looking back. A little, you know the arm?

Oh, Daddy. You know what's actually mad, yeah? One of our boys, simmered someone the other day. It was ages ago. She had just come back from a date, and she was like, Gas off the date. And then was like, Oh, he did this thing. It was so sexy. He reversed, put his hand behind me. Our boy was like, he didn't have cameras. The whip didn't have cameras.

What's wrong with not having cameras?

What whip are you driving that doesn't have reverse cameras?

Tt. I've never had cameras.

There's no cameras in a TT?

You got them jobs.

That's what I know. That's what I know. Everything needs to stop. Okay, interesting.

I've never had cameras, but I'm not the best parker, so I actually need them, but it didn't come with my car.

Say less. They're the worst and best thing ever because now I was coming out of my drive today. It's long. I was coming out of my drive today, bro. This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever... I was pulling out of my drive today, a couple of minutes in. I just plugged my phone in, but the Apple CarPlay took a minute to connect. So I'm reversing, reversing. But once it's connected, the camera shot off and it went straight to the monitor. Big man, I didn't think to use the mirrors. The mirror is in your focus. But I stopped the car and I had to press the button, turn the cameras back on and they carry on my day. That's luxury, though.

I've never had that luxury.

Wait till it happens.

The mirrors is all I have.

Yeah, wait till it happens.

That's all you're going to use. You're going to forget mules is it. It's all I have. Okay, Cool. Guys, the thing- Things that guys do that they think are attractive but aren't. It's going to trigger me.

So first of all, I'm going to read, faking that raspy morning voice. There you're, Vib.

First of all, wait, no revert. Do you meant fake it?

Yes. Don't fake it. He does.

Wait, I thought that wasn't actually like men just waiting up in the... It doesn't work.

You guys fake a raspy voice. Not in the mornings you don't. I'm trying to think because obviously, you're not sending them to me. So you would have faked. You would have... Wait, wait, wait. Pause. You're a fool.

You're a fool.

What are you trying to tell me? Let me explain. I'll let you land.

Obviously, I know you would never fake it for me. Pause. When This is getting dark. This is getting so dark. When I hear your rasp, I know it's authentic. Okay. But I've heard-Pause. When I hear your rasp, let's just-Sorry. But let me not speak because now I can't think. If I had an exact time that I could reference to say that was fake, then I would say it. But because I can't, I apologize.

So you were saying stuff.

I was saying stuff. But because I've heard the rasp so much, when you said with confidence, you were faking it, I was like, I don't believe you. Okay. But I faked it before. It does exist.

I feel so dumb.

You've been charged by it before.

No, I was in that first week and I went, Yo.

I can tell you. How are you doing? It's that side. It's that side. It's that side, yeah. It's this guy.

Okay, let me not lie. I'll hold my hands up. I've not faked a raspy voice, but what I have done is re-record a voice note whilst in that raspy era. Not necessarily in the raspy voice, but when you're trying to keep up the bounce.

You're foul. You're foul.

You're taking takes.

One of them ones where she said something funny.

No, no, no, She said something funny.

So you... I can't hear you say it, bro. Don't dare.

This is pastimes. Let me land.

I'm good with you. I'm good with you. Don't say it, bro.

Let me land. This is pastimes. This is the food had of today. So she said something funny, for example. You're like, Ha ha ha ha, whatever, whatever. And you start to say something funny as well, but you're like, fumble your words. So you're like, Fuck, I can't send this.

Oh, no, I've done that. So you restart.

Yeah, I've done that. And then, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then you go, Oh, it's not cute. In the moment, it's not cute, but obviously, they will never know. You see what I'm saying?

James, are you okay there?

It's triggering, bro. It was triggering. I've done it before. It was triggering. For the record, it's really nice.

I didn't know guys faked it, though, but it's really nice.

I've heard guys send voice notes, That's not my boy speaking. I don't know if you guys fake it. I don't fake it, but I think the trigger to know if it's fake, if you hear a teeth suck in there, it's fake. What do you mean?

Guys, keep doing the teeth suck and keep doing the raspy voices. We like it.

No guy on Earth has ever just woken up because I've I've got the rasp for the first three minutes. And once I'm out of bed, once I've drank some water, I'm out of bed, I'm good to go. Cleanse your throat and everything. Yeah, pause. So if you hear my rasp... I can't lie. I feel, oh my God.

I thought it was like a solid 15, 20.

No, no, no. Three minutes, bro. Once I drink some water and I've cleared my throat, it's done. You're out. It's done. I hate men. It's the worst. That's fine.

But you like that, though.

I love it, bud. There we go.

Like a last bit voice. That's one already. You said you don't That's one already.

There you go. Interesting.

Oh, God.

All right. So things that guys think are attractive but aren't. This is a good one, actually. Yeah. Talking down to their homie in the presence of a painting. I've seen that done.

But in what world is that attractive?

I don't know.

Because girls do it to... I've been in Ibiza, it all happens in Ibiza. Girls will just be like, oh, yeah, because she got her teeth done in Turkey. That's why I did it. He was asking you about your day.

You're taking a piss. Yeah, he was asking you about your day.

The worst one, yeah. This happened to me when I was skinny back in the day. Someone was like, Oh, try and talk to me. She was like, Yeah, because she's lost bear weight. You know she used to be fat?

You're taking your life. Shut up.

What? So when guys do it, I think because girls hate it when it happens between girls, when guys do it, it's automatically your waist, man. I don't think any girl would enjoy that, though.

Yeah, bro, I don't know. I think it's like a... I've never done it, but I think it's like a alpha thing. If a guy is insecure about his position in the-Friendship group or in a circle. Yeah, he might say some stuff. But that But that-He just got his teeth dancing is insane.

Bro, but the thing is, when has that ever been a success story? No, never. Like, Oh, yeah, now I was chatting to him, and then his boys said he didn't drive, so I went the other way. What? Actually, the driving. But you know what I hear it.

Damn. Okay, cool. All right.

Things that guys do that I think are sexy but aren't. Okay. Taking pics in a bathroom mirror. You're on the fence, isn't it?

You like it? I'm not on the fence. Me, I'm inside. Me, I've jumped the fence, goddamn. Do you know which one I love?

Okay, I tell you.

Go, go, go. You know there's different categories of this mirror thing. Okay. Oh, oh.

Let me tell you, the one year where they've just finished gyming and it's been a serious pump.

The sweat, they've kept it on. They've gone to the mirror and they've gone, Good sesh. That one is great.

That one is great. I think guys should keep doing that one.

That's hilarious.

Jesus. That's hilarious.

We love mirror pics. Say less. I don't know why, but sometimes when guys take pictures normally, not everybody has that aura. You know, sometimes, Amsterdam, guys will go and stand in one random street in Amsterdam, and then they'll be like this. And then it's like, you look like a frog. Don't do that. But the mirror pic can never go wrong because it's just you. You're not posing. There's nothing. It's just you. So that's why it will always bang 10 out of 10. It's the simplest one.

All right. Bet. Knowledge.

Good.

But, yeah, guys, don't stop the post gym pics.

Never. Yeah, I couldn't post a gym pic these days. I can't wait.

I'm going to check my phone in a sec.

Right. You just got what you said. Things they think are sexy but aren't. Yeah. Oh, God. First of all, I don't know what guy has ever called himself this. Calling themselves King when they're under 6 foot. The silence is deafening. The silence is deafening. Right. Now, let me ask you a question. As bredrins, yeah? As bredrins. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, Stop for a second, please. Let's actually get into it because I feel like you would be honest with us.

I don't want honesty today.

Just as a hypothetical situation. God damn. No.

The answer's no. The answer's no.

I'm sorry. Ask the hypothetical. I need to know. As I'm in there, question.

This is so scary.

So scary.

This is so scary. I got my eye contact. As I was in your situation here, this is not me. This is not you. But let's just say someone who was of a similar height to myself, or who had, was what I would like to think had a lot going for them.

Yes. Yes.

Answer the question. Would it be out of hand for them to approach with a certain level of confidence to a young lady such as yourself? No. It wouldn't be out of hand? That's fine? Yeah. How would you react? You'd react with it with kiss and affection. Big man, you're a piece of shit. Tell the truth. Why are you taking? It's not a fault. Why are you taking? This is so intense.

Say your truth, man.

Say your truth. Tell us how it really is. We know what it's like down here. We've been down here. Yeah, we've been living down here. We've been living down here. We know what it's like.

Tell us the truth. The thing is, your...

I'm sorry, I can't. No, because there's nothing I can say that will fix things. I'm going to scream. Fix No, not fix things. There's nothing I can say that will make the situation better.

Oh, God.

You know what? Let's move on, bro. Let me do one more. That was the most intense five seconds of my life.

Let me do one more. All right. Things that guys do.

No, I like this. Let's do more. These are so funny. All right, we'll do a couple more. All right.

Things that guys do that they think are attractive but aren't.

Okay.

So saying you like that during sex.

I don't... What's sex?

Facts. What's that?

Before God.

No, never.

It doesn't happen. Never. Say less.

Never.

But if it was to happen, thoughts on that.

But the thing is, I just feel like British men should stay in Britain. Even this whole, Shaudi, shut the fuck up. You know when English guys try and do this little American slang when they're trying to be into it or even just huggy, touchy, and they're doing all this stuff. It's like, now you have to get the fuck out.

Crazy, don't you think?

Is that me saying, Oh my God, Daddy? Yeah, that's-And I'm from Peckham.

That doesn't make any sense. It wasn't for Daddy. It was for fucking... There was a period of time where chicks were just saying Puppie with no accent, no twang, whatsoever.

From Scotland. Yeah, from just P-A-P-I.

What is that about?

What is that about? What's that about? Yes, it's not nice.

I just feel like, guys, being English is very sexy. Do you know what I mean? It's very nice. And every time we travel aboard, it's like we cling on to our accent because people treat us nice. People are like, oh, my God, you're from England. But in England, we want to be-Different.

Yeah, I hear it. Do you know what I mean? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't. And it also doesn't make sense because if an American dude is to come to London and start trying to spit game in American, I would see that guy trying to spit that. I wouldn't be thinking, Fuck, that's cool. I'm like, Oh, bro, stop. That's corny as shit.

Do you know the exact example of that? The Toronto accent.

We were talking about yesterday. We were talking about yesterday. Literally yesterday.

It's mad. It sounds confused.

It's twisted, a lie.

Yeah. So that's why you just need to stick to, huh? Please.

Yeah, wow. Just stick to what you like. It's so funny. You said that we were literally having this conversation yesterday.

But don't you think it sounds terrible?

It does. It sounds awful.

It does.

It sounds bad.

Yeah, back a day, because back a day everyone thought Drake was just begging English slang. No one knew that over there. They're just saying stuff. That's how he actually spoke. Yeah, bro. He's He's being true to himself. Everyone was like, he sounds bad. Shut up.

Yeah, it's terrible.

Poor thing. Things they think are sexy but aren't. This one's insane.

Guys, this is my favorite thing ever.

This one's insane. Someone said this with their chest. They wear gray joggers when they're trying to be hot, but end up with piss stains after they've just been in toilet.

I think I've seen that before. No. I think I have. Okay, can I be honest? You can be as honest. Let's start it on a positive. Go.

The gray joggers. It's a tick for you.

The silhouette. You need it?

Oh, I listen. Your knees. It's the subtle thing. I feel like guys underestimate how the smallest things could turn girls on. Guys think it has to be money, it has to be this, it's like, just wear your Zara great jog.

That face is weird.

And just don't wear the underwear that day. We'll have to see about what we do. Because technically, as women, We don't have much to look at. As guys, a girl be walking past and she's got fat boobs or she's got a fat bum. With us, we have to more time, you guys are fully clothed. But when we see things, we fixate.

Oh, bro.

The girl will just say stuff as well. No, gray joggers for the win. A hundred %, guys. Never, ever stop wearing gray joggers. We love it. It's the best thing that you guys wear. The best. She had a flashback. Do you know what's something that's slyly sexy that I didn't even... It's so dumb, but it's sexy. You know when you're on holiday, you're by the beach, and then the guys will put the towel on their heads. Is that sexy? That's fucking hot. Why is that hot? Or it's just like...

Swear. That's random. That is random.

The towel on their head or the towel just like this, just chilling. Just the little towel, just to cool you down.

Just to cool you down. I don't know why.

It honestly be... Some guy could be wearing, I don't know, Casablanca from head to toe. And then a guy right next to him, to me, clean as fit, yeah? White Air Forces, gray joggers, The topless or the white vest with the towel.

That's it.

That to me on holiday, that's just to clean it nice. And then you've got a guy in a Versace, there's a fucking lion coming out of his shirt. It's too loud. You do too much. Simplicity is just love it.

Say less. Say less. Say interesting. We love it. We like this. What else? What are we talking about? That's the only one that came to my mind. Damn. Okay.

This was so I love this segment.

That was juicy. That was so great. Okay, cool. Nice. Most of the people in this country know pretty much everything there is to know about you. God forbid. You're that famous. As far as the origin story goes, everyone knows. But because we're so famous, a lot of our audience, you'll find us in Malta. Indonesia, them size. They might not know about it. So this is the segment where we go through the origin story. And how did it begin from someone from humble beginnings, such as yourself, to be literally one of the most known names and faces in this beautiful country we call home?

That's a disgusting thing.

It's nuts of it, isn't it? That's disgusting. How does that make you feel?

You guys probably know that's nerve-wracking. To have that many people know who you are. It makes you low-key like a recluse. You don't want to go out there. But I appreciate it a lot. It's fucking scary. It is scary, I can't lie.

So day one, how did we start?

I'm going to make it long story Short because I'm going to make it long story short. So long story short, from when I was born all the way up until I went to uni, my dad recorded my whole life. I've got VHS tapes on tape. I have my birth. I have my first steps, first day, school, everything.

That is insane.

I was there. Sausage surprise. I was so used to just my life, low key being vlogged, if that makes sense. My dad just recorded everything. And he used to make us little DVDs. One DVD will be 2003 to 2006. Kids, the best memories in this, that, and the other. So he was Obviously, I was obsessed with my dad. Just copy everything he does. I have no personality, by the way. I just copy my parents. And then so I got to Uni and obviously I went to Dottie Bamba, stinking Leicester. Yeah, that's the dirty deco ass.

Yeah, Alice is from Leicester. Alice is from Leicester.

Alice is from Leicester.

That is funny. It's fine.

It's fine. Yeah, It just sucks, bro.

So I went to a lovely city in the midlands. I think they call it Leicestershire? Yeah. I went to Leicestershire. No, before that, I was in school and we didn't have Snapchat. I'm sure at my age, we didn't have Snapchat or TikTok and all of that. It was just like, BBM and then that's it. So I remember I got to year nine and I was thinking, in two years, I'm not going to see these people again. So I started vlogging. I vlogged from year nine all the way up into year eleven, vlogged prom, and then on Results Day, I made the DVDs. Like I said, how my dad did it. Made the DVDs and I was selling them on Results Day. I made like 200 5, said shit. We up.

Making it out the hood.

So I was just like, Oh, that's crazy. So then I stopped for a bit at college. I just done media studies. It was fun. I learned a lot about Photoshop and not final... Like iMovie, that basic cut and paste transitions. Then I went to uni and I remember being so excited to go to uni. They were like, Oh, the ones that they used to tell us, girls, you're going to meet the love of your life. They're going to give you so much student... People were buying Giuseppi's and Margiela's with their student loan. I said, yeah, now, fuck, I'm going to be rich. I'm going to have my own space, this, that, the other. So I was so excited to go to uni because I was just like, oh, my days. Like, this is like, I'm going to college. Do you know what I mean? Got there, They bomb a stinking Leicester. So realist. Got to the lovely city and it was just like, I was depressed. I had no money left. So my accommodation took most of my spending money. Facts. That lectures were so boring. I couldn't get my mind around it. I didn't make a lot of friends.

I made friends, but in comparison to, I didn't go out my whole first year. I didn't go to one club, nothing. All the people that I was friends with were friends of friends and people that I knew from before, this, that, and the other. And I was just like, bro, I grew up watching all these people have fun. Like, oh my God, college. And then I get there and I said, It's the fucking ghetto. I was like, No, I'm going to make a video. So this was at the end of my first year. I said, no, I'm going to make a video for whoever's coming in, like the freshers for next year, and I'm going to tell them everything about Uni. I'm going to sit all my friends down and we're going to talk about how depressive it is. I'm going to ask, so I had five friends in each video and I asked everyone the same question, and then I edited it with the questions that they had in common. And yeah, I feel like I bought awareness to the treacherous activities of the Midlands and University. Oh my God, just disgusting. So from then I started doing videos and then it just blew up from there.

What made you not want to go out in the first year of Uni?

Just shy or in a new city. I had friends, but then they'll go out with their friends from home and I'll be like, Oh, I'll just stay home. I didn't want to impose. I had friends, but I wasn't outside, like how I should have been for my first year. So Yeah, it just the experience. I was thinking, fam, I grew up, what? Save the last dance. I was expecting niggas to just be walking to the lectures, just start crumping out of nowhere. Where's the drum line?

This It's the drum line?

It's a different country.

No, shout out to everybody that went to Leicester. But in the movies, the guys at Uni, it's like nick Cannon, Chris Brown and his brother, like something.

I pulled up and I said, Oh.

You're the wrong country for that.

Yeah, you're the wrong continent.

But yeah, facts. Yeah, I was really, really upset for many, many reasons. Really upset.

That's hilarious. Would you say the videos or the University awareness, was that one of the first things you posted?

Yeah. Was that the start? I did another video before that. I was just doing my hair. Okay. I was doing my hair. But that started the group videos because I remember I was so nervous. I was shitting myself for literally weeks on posting that video because I felt like what I was doing was wrong. Because basically, it was when you logged on to YouTube, there was two sides. Well, three sides to YouTube. There was the girls, you do hair, you do makeup, you try on clothes, you stay over there. And then you do boys, you watch football, you game, you stay over there. I grew up watching KSI, A Online, all of that. So you stay over there. And then in the middle, it would be... There wasn't really pretty much couples channels like that. It wasn't like family channels, the mother's, maternity, none of my business. So I was just thinking, Where'd you fit in? Boys and girls together, how are we going to do this? So I did and I played it for time. And then it was my friends that were like, 'Fam, you made us come all the way to your accommodation to come and film, and we haven't seen the result.

' I said, 'Oh, I don't want to waste your time. ' So then I pressed up plays and I went to bed. Even last week I did that. Every time I press up play, that's why I played at 1:00, 2:00, 3:00 AM. I've been sitting on the content since 6:00 PM, and I'm waiting to get tired to press upload and sleep or else I'll just overthink it. Where?

Even till now?

I've been like that since I was 18.

Oh, wow. Interesting. Very interesting.

So when you see me pose 1:00, 2:00, 3:00 AM, oh, I'm shitting bricks. I'm scared.

No, that's so fascinating. I didn't know that.

I was like, I'm floating in the middle of the night like a fox.

I feel like your personality would never really give that off. Yeah. You seem very extravagant, very easy to know.

When I'm comfortable around people, even friends with people. Even when James was saying how the first time I met you, I didn't feel like that was the first time I met you. Because I was thinking, I know you're not be driving, please. I'm hearing you. You're my friend. We're on a phone call. Do you know what I mean? So when I'm comfortable around people, in a comfortable environment, we're all family. But if I don't know the majority of the people there or everyone's looking at me.

Story of my life.

Story of my life.

Story of my life. And then they'll come up to be like, oh, I thought you'd be... Bro, I'm scared. People expect you to bust into the room and be like, what? That doesn't even make any sense.

Yeah, fact. Oh, God.

It's scary stuff. Scary business.

Jesus Christ, that made me laugh. No, sorry. I was going to say... Okay, cool. So you know when... Obviously, I'll get to your upload the other day. Obviously, your time off, yeah? Yeah. Was that ever during your time off? Was it ever a case of like, cool, I'm taking time off? Or was it a case of how everything does? It's like, oh, I haven't uploaded this week. Oh, another week's gone by. Another week's gone by. Was it intentional?

I'm done? Sorry. If you look at the history of my channel, I'll post six times in January. Then I'm back in July, post it till August. Then December, I'm doing bear videos. I don't think I've ever actually I've been consistent. I always take long breaks because I hate things feeling repetitive and drawn out and just dead. So I've never been consistent in the history. That sounds so bad. That's not bad. Yeah, no. At the point where I stopped, I was getting sick and tired of my channel. I was thinking, at 18, I was sitting in the kitchen. At 22, I'm sitting in the kitchen. Where's the evolution? I just felt like, okay, cool. How many times are we going to talk about body counts? If I hear body count again, I was going to rip everything off of me. How many times are we going to talk about what guys and girls shouldn't wear? How many times are we going to do this? And I feel like certain topics I've already covered that I can't cover again because then it's washed. So then I was just thinking, this is so stagnant. The views were there, but I wasn't, if that makes sense.

How many times am I going to try on clothes and say they don't fit? Like, how many times? So I was thinking, no. If YouTube was to class, for example, the people that got famous off of Vine, they had millions of followers on Vine, Kick, and all these other platforms. Those platforms are gone. Who are they? The people that survived made something for themselves. Like King Batch, he turned into an actor/commedian outside of Vine and all of that stuff. So when it crumbled, he still... He still stayed alive. Yeah. So I was thinking, raw. So if YouTube was to say, for example, there'll be a new platform, which I think is Twitch, by the way. Say there's a new platform and nobody was to be on YouTube like that. Well, that's me done. Do you know what I mean? So me feeling stagnant and bored. I was so bored of my own content, stagnant and bored and stagnant and bored. And then the fear of raw. What if this doesn't work out for me? I was like, okay, cool. I'm going to take a year off. If It was meant to be a year. It was meant to be a year.

It was meant to be a year. It was crazy. So it was meant to be a year because an opportunity had come up for me to do a TV show. So I was like, okay, cool. I'm going to do a TV show. And then once I'm on that TV show, other TV opportunities are going to come and other brands that work with more TV personalities are going to want to work with me. So I'm going to make a switch. Do you know what I mean? So that was supposed to be for a year. And then things kept happening and happening, good things, that I was just like, oh, I'll just film it. I'll film it in a couple of months. I'll just do it. I'll just do it. Three years.

Three years, you know.

That was filfy, that. That was filfy. But yeah, What do you say? What do you say?

What is what it is. So during your YouTube span, what would you say was, what was your earliest memory of your first brand deal you did?

Why are you asking me? This is a serious question.

No, it's a genuine question.

I was probably What are you talking about?

No, it's a genuine question.

I was probably, so I think it was- Because this is your passion.

You like your hair in it.

I love it, but... Exactly.

There you go.

No, because I feel like that question is like, Oh, my first brand deal meant so much to me, bro. I was just gas because I was getting free weave.

That's funny. Our first brand deal, we were gasped. What did you even do again?

Our first brand deal was...

I'm sure it was the two Too Hot.

Too Hot? No, no, no, no, no, For a travel company, like a ski holiday. It was in the Manchester studio. I don't remember. I think, yeah. I can't remember what it was called. It was called something rogue, bro. That's fine. Yeah, it was probably wasn't at all protected. Because we didn't have a manager, I didn't even tell you this, because we didn't have a manager, we set the price. And then the lady, after we dealt with the price, the lady bailed me a week later when I was at work and was like, between you and me, obviously, I'm not allowed to tell you this.

I remember this conversation.

I'm working with someone with half your subscribers charging twice as much as what you're charging. You might need to fix up.

That's how you learned, though.

I was like, Ross, where?

I remember that conversation. Sorry, but yeah, back to you. Wigs.

Yeah, wigs.

That's just it. It was Wigs.

Did you start to feel like, okay, maybe this could be a thing where I'm getting to a stage where people are hollering me to promote their stuff so this could be a viral?

I didn't feel like that for a while, but I am very hard on myself. A lot of people be like, oh my God, Nella, I'm so proud. And I'll be like, for what? To me, I feel like my dad gaslighted me a lot when I was younger. He kept telling me, you're a star, you're a star, you're a star. And now I'm just like, I'm not that big of a star to earn that. I need to be a star to be actually like, Yeah, I've done A, B, C, and D. I don't feel like I'm halfway to even where I was supposed to be at my age, especially. So that's why I'm just like, not that I'm not proud of myself, but I'm like, I'm not there yet. But people think I am, but I'm really not.

But people have seen you on their screens for years, though.

No, I don't say that. You know when you say that?

It's like, I feel like an Auntie. You know the one that- Auntie's apart. Keys me up at night?

When, while I was going to say kids, say I'm not 26, I'm not old. Kids come up to me and they was like, Yeah, I was watching you when I was in college. I was watching you when... Am I old? Because when I saw Ant in Deck, that's the first thing I said.

They're women.

So when people are coming up to me saying that, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying that. I'm an Auntie. I'm an auntie, and that's fine.

Yeah, that's great.

Auntie in the YouTube world. Auntie in the YouTube world.

Auntie in the YouTube world is.

People know you. They've been knowing you.

So you've just called me an Auntie.

You're doubling down on her insecurity. Stop. Yeah. He said, Stop.

I'm trying to use that as a compliment, saying that you're a veteran in the game. Why couldn't you say that?

You said, No, you're an auntie. You're an auntie. I said, God, what? You're a veteran in the game.

That was a shank, isn't it? And then twist, twist. God God, tell me.

You're better than in the game. You've been been about, man, and they love you for it.

Now you're calling me a whore. He said, Yeah, because you've been about and they love you very much.

Stop it, man.

Stop it, man. He called me a whoring gal. Whoring gal.

That's fucking jokes. When you said, I'm not halfway to where I want to be for my age and all that, for you to feel like, Wow, I am a star, what would you have to be doing?

I don't know, like 10 million. Mr. Beast level.

Oh, you mean like views-wise?

Then I'll be like, oh, yeah, I make it. No, views, subscribers, everything. Then I'll be like, yeah, I made it. To me, I feel like I have mediocre following, mediocre views. I'm just, Jajelle, you just... I'm I'm stepping up, but bit by bit. I don't feel like I'm nowhere near where I need to be.

Interesting.

Yeah, no. Maybe when I'm like, Faye, maybe. Maybe. That'll be that four years of solid grinding. And then let's see what happens I'm not into that, but I don't know.

So that's a valuation made on YouTube and social stuff, yeah.

Just everything that I'm doing.

Because, not to gas you up, but because of what you've done, there are people who would have more followers and more subscribers or get more views or whatever. But obviously, you've taken time off and you're working back on your channel and stuff like that. But when the brands are calling or when the TV shows are calling and when this production company is calling, and So many things that...

For the things... I think that's why I think that way, because to me, the one show that I've done or the one brand deal that I've done, that was the one yes to 50 nos. So that's why when it's like, you get the one yes, you're like, oh, okay, cool. I'm doing well. But in my head, I'm deep in the 50 nos. So that's why I don't think I'm where people think I am, because it's that I've deeped so many opportunities that should have been mine, that weren't mine because of what I look like, how I am. Sometimes I might be a bit too outspoken, this, that, and the other. And it's been like this for years. So that's why I'm just like, I'm slowly getting there, but I have not made it.

No way. By that mindset, would you think that you've made it once the people who even still think you're not the right look or you're outspoken or this still have no choice but to say yes just because of who you are, then you would consider that you've made it?

Can I tell you the truth, James?

You may. I'd love if you did. Them dead.

Them dead. I'm so sorry. People that sugarcoat... First of all, you've come to me. That's the one I hate when brands' opportunities show 's come to you and they make you either audition or pitch yourself this, that, the other, and they turn around and say, I'd rather you just be like, 'you're not the right fit. We've decided to go for somewhere else. Cool. Don't tell me why.

Oh, dear. That's out of order. You can't tell me why.

Now Don't tell me why. Because I can't slap you.

So now I just have to walk out. That is a violation.

That is a violation.

I can't stand the voice.

Because we just feel like you're a bit too for our audience. Why'd you call me in the first place? Get my hopes up. I'm here, I can't even sleep. Thinking, yeah. But I feel like I've been rejected and a lot of claws. A lot of doors have been slammed in my face. That's That's why I feel like I'm not where I'm supposed to be.

Interesting.

But I think I'm doing okay.

I think you're doing very well. I think you're doing more than okay. I think you did incredibly well.

I don't want to get complacent. Say I'm like, Rick Ross level because Rick Ross, he was beefing with a Jacky the other day. Jacky. And then I remember thinking, what do you even do? But then I clocked in the club, the drink that we're drinking is his. He owns so much stuff that he can actually just sit there and be rich. That's when I've made it. Bet. Like, rosé level. I can't sit and be still and think that my mortgage, Don't come and repossess the house. I'll come and give it back to the bank.

Fair. Yeah. Okay, cool. That's what I feel, though, as well. I think I don't think that we will... I won't consider myself successful until I can bell you on a random Monday and be like, I'm not coming in today. You're not coming in today? I'm not coming in today. And everyone's like, fair. Yeah, fair. Why would you? Why would you come in? Until that day happens, I don't think anything's okay. Jeez. Okay. That's fascinating. I'm so shocked about this whole late night upload sleep. Yeah. Interesting, man. Yeah.

So it's amazing because I feel like... It's like, for example, you post a picture on Instagram, right? And you took the picture and you're like, I I'm scared about posting this. How about I break the internet? And then it's like you post it and then you'll just be refreshing the comments. Who's liked it? This, that, and the other. And it's like, that will make my brain go crazy. Maybe I should have said this. I should have added that. Then I end up rewatching the video. Oh, that transition is dead. Not today. I'll just post it and go to bed. Because then just now, people that will post first thing in the morning, are you mentally challenged? So you'll post first thing in the morning and your whole day is just those first notifications.

Do you keep your notice on or do you turn them off? For YouTube. You keep them on?

Instagram, TikTok, Snap, even WhatsApp, nothing. But for YouTube, I keep them on. Why? Because in the past... No, in the past, yeah, I've done... So I used to do videos where I would try on clothes because I'm tall and I'm thick. I would try on clothes, and if they fit, they fit. If they didn't, they didn't. And I would keep everything in. So it'll be like a review of whether you should fuck with this brand or not. There's been times where people will come in saying, Yo, at 148, nip slip.

Oh, I hear it.

The notifications never got turned off ever since. That was crazy.

That's a comment I couldn't see. The time stop. That's an early Yeah. You didn't make it to chapter two.

That shit stay out. I got to know. Yeah, no, crazy.

Jeez. You are at a stage of internet breakage, though, which is cool, but it would stress me out as well. Not to stress you out. Obviously, when you posted your video the other day, you posted it. And it's weird to be as a perspective thing of hearing you say now, I posted at 1:00 AM, close my eyes and go sleep. Whilst you're going to sleep, I'm on Instagram and I'm seeing Shadebro this and that. And everyone's like, Nella's back, Nella's back, Nella's back.

Imagine if I was awake for that, though.

I'm saying you shouldn't be.

Imagine if I was awake for that.

You shouldn't be. So my whole life now is internet. But that's insane influence, though.

I feel like it's more intrigued. People are just very... Of course, it's intrigued. The more you remove yourself from social media, the more. And I clot that so bad. Because I've removed a lot of my life from socials. Before, what don't you know about me? The color of my crack. That's the only thing people didn't know about me. And that was so crazy and unsafe. So crazy and unsafe. What a big I was going to say they like. No, but literally.

Oh, my God.

You guys' lads are so contagious.

Sorry, bro. Oh, the colour's sweet. I wasn't ready to say that.

I wasn't expected that.

I feel like it's normalized now to say that.

Sorry, Is my mic okay? Yeah, it's fine. I feel like it's normalized to say that now because of sexy red, coochy pink, booty hole, brown.

That's a lyric. It's insane, boss.

Millions of streams. So now, I can say what I want.

Fair play. No, it wasn't wrong. It just spun me. I wasn't expecting. But yeah, fair enough. I think that's appropriate. Why don't you get someone to just monitor it for you, man?

That's the thing because editing is my passion. For example, say even at Uni, oh, my God, this is so bad. I used to go to my lectures to edit because I've been editing all night and the mattress is getting a bit too... So let me just walk to Uni, get to the lecture. Oh, nice little theater. It's my favorite pastime. I've been editing videos for my friends off YouTube. I love it. It's so fun. When was before iMovie? Windows Live Moviemaker.

I've never heard that. I've never heard of that.

Have you heard of that, Alice? Yeah, of course you have. Yeah, of course you have. That's one of the OGs. Really? Yeah.

Windows Live movie makers. It was called. Yeah. I've never in my life heard of that application.

What are you application. No, it came with the laptop. Oh, that's mad. No. Yeah. From Windows Live movie. I just find it fun. Like transition, zooming in, zooming out, doing cool stuff. It's such a fun pastime. I mean, people do crack. It's a good pastime. It's not hurting anybody.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, 100 %. Me and Edis were talking about this the other day. I only fully relinquished our editing like a year ago.

Last year.

I think it was less than a year ago. Yeah, last year. It was last year.

It was last year. Yeah. You only just stopped doing clips.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. I loved it for a time. I loved it.

And it's also like having control of your own content, which is good and bad. Yeah, because it's like, if I want a video to be edited this way, I can do it. But then it's like, the bigger you get, the more you have to release the control a little bit if you want to make your life easier. If you want to film every single day, you need an editor. But I feel like it's good to also train people to be like you, if that makes sense. I have two editors that I haven't used in three years. They know now when it's time to edit my video, if it's with a production company, they know she wants it short, keep the funny bits in, we don't care about the waffling. They know how I edit now. Yeah, sick. But that took me years to even consider getting an editor.

You just assume they're going to fuck it up, isn't it?

Yeah, you just assume that they're not going to do it the way you do it. Yeah, true. Your brain is your brain and it's your content, so you know how you want your content to look. But yeah, I think when more brands started doing, like Foot Asylum, all of that, all brands started doing loads of content with YouTubers, and I would watch back some clips and I'd be like, I would edit like that. And then I'll message them and I'll be like, Who edited your video? And that's how I got made up. Oh, so yeah. Because I like the way it was choppy. I'm very goldfish. If you don't capture me in the first 10 seconds, my friend, I'm out. ' Like, 'Get a go. So I like the chop, chop, quick, quick, like stop the waffling. I really like that.

Nice. Gang.

Fast forward a little bit. A little bit. There was a period of time Where your face was just everywhere, whether that be the courtroom, whether that be just abroad with Philly doing different skits and stuff like that, working with Foot Asylum, whatever. So what is it that you like to do in your downtime when you're not working? Because there was a point in time you were consistently working.

I hate when people ask me questions and it's like, oh my God, I can't wait to hear this answer. It's like, bro, I sleep. I'm a homebody and every single Whether I was renting, whether I was at Uni, at home, or now where I am now yet, every single place that I move to, I make sure that every single room is a different vibe. I make my living area, my space, a space that I never want to leave. There's a fridge next to my bed filled with water. What the fuck would I want to be outside? Do you know what I mean? Like, literally, this is a hotel. I just feel like I'm so... Going outside is so dead on so many levels because it's like a lot of people know my face, which is great, but I'm not looking my best all the time. I'm a girl. I have insecurities. And then on some days, say a family member has called me with some sad news or some bad news, and then I decided to go to Asda, and then there's bear people saying, Hi, Nella, hi, Nella, hi, Nella. I've just had a bad day.

So now I've got to put on and be like, Hi, babe. Take the picture. I hope you're all right. Because I'm so out there in In my downtime, I like to just be in my space, and I love my space so much. It smells great. There's loads of fun things to do. I just love it there. Nice. Yeah. Oh, and I like to travel as well. Okay. Oh, Nella was telling me about Tokyo. Especially, like, yo, Tokyo. Yeah. I got clocked in Tokyo a couple of times, but they were just tourists. It wasn't like... So like, Japanese people don't give a fuck about Nella Rose. I'm there, I'm walking, I'm in Central.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

I'm in Shin-Juku walking. These men don't give a heck. I'm like, 'Ah! ' No one's looking at me. Traveling is so refreshing. Even we were talking about Malta. The last time I was in Malta, I went to Uni, they don't care. Just the fantasy of just being hidden in plain sight. And I'll be on my solo trips making friends. I'm like, oh, what do you do? I'm an accountant. I've got a whole separate life. I'm married. It's really fun.

That's the sexiest thing I think I've ever heard in my entire life. That sounds buff. It does. Period.

Just lie. Just lie.

What was Toko saying? The One?

Yeah, she told me she goes every year for the last four years.

I'm going in July.

And she goes on Ones.

Yeah, so this time I'm going on My Ones. Been on Ones, go with my friends, love it. Been with my dad. The best seat is my favorite city in the world. If anybody needs an itinerary for I might as well just post it. Just put a mixture of all my itineraries because I'm that friend. At 11:00 AM, we get picked up from the airport, then it's checking, then we check into this hotel, hotel link, then booking off the restaurant, everything. I don't like just being on holiday and it's like, what should we do today? I've paid money to be in another country to ask what we doing. God forbid. But yeah, no. I know. Turkey is my favorite, favorite, favorite city in the world. That was the last holiday I took with my dad as well. I feel like that's why the attachment is like... But yeah, no, it's the best. Everyone should go.

Nice. Damn. Everyone should go. Nella, man, that sounds fucking sick. We should really go, though. Yeah.

We're going to keep saying it. You're going to come back, though.

We're going to come back.

Every time I get homesick when I'm traveling. When I go to the Americas or even South America, everywhere I go, after the six, seven day mark, I'm ready to go home. I'm ready to go home. Tokyo, I'm like, the taxi's outside. Okay, let me chill. He's taking me to the airport. I want to stay here. It's just, yeah, it's really nice. And it's the cleanest city. It's the most populated city I've ever been to in my life, but the cleanest. And they don't break the law. You can leave your phone here, go out somewhere, come back. Your phone is still there. Oh my God. And they don't jaywalk it. I remember one time me and my dad was just walking the streets. I think was in Monato or something. It was a city, but it was to the side of it. It was 3:00, 4:00 AM jet lag. And then we saw a couple, they were walking and they stopped until it was green to walk again. The streets were empty.

They don't break the law. They have a saying over there that... What's the saying they have? Something along the lines of a nail that sticks out gets hammered or something like that. So it's like their culture is not... Over here, people want to be as individual as possible and different as possible. Over there, being normal is the thing. It's the best thing in the world.

The best thing in the world.

Damn.

You need to go this year. I feel like I don't want... It's a bit wrong for me to say that, but I don't want Tokyo to get too popular. I just said it on the fucking shit. But go before it's like, you know when people just make stuff go viral and the flights go up. For example, going to Ghana and Nigeria in December was so fine. And then it's like, dirty December came and then it went viral. Like, oh my God, everyone's in Ghana. Now the flights, arm and leg.

Yeah.

Crazy. Yeah. But in December, I don't know about all the other times, but in December, it's crazy now. Because they got bait, so go to Tokyo now.

I don't know how more bait we can make Tokyo, but yeah, that sounds... I've wanted to go since the day I was born. And like I said to you before, my only fear is us not having a proper itinerary and then go in there. You got me. Yeah, now I'm- Now we know. That's what I'm saying.

Now I'm hived up. Besides the Japanese Head Spa, have you seen those? No. So Japanese Head Spa, and then they massage your scalp for an hour. To me, oh, can't they?

I want to wake up again.

And then they spray water, they steam, and then there's music, and it's like a proper Japanese thing. That's the one thing I haven't done because obviously I've gone there to serve looks. I had my with the cool rose, I said, You can't touch that. But then this time I'm going, get all in there. Scratch me.

Don't stop. Bro, I'm down. You understand? Down, down. Okay, gang, gang, gang, gang. You have to. We're not going to have time to go this year. We're not going to have time to go next year. There has to be a year of next year.

You don't have a spare seven days.

We got time. Maybe not this year. Maybe not this year.

What do you mean maybe not? I said you have to go this year. It's going to get so big. They're London to Tokyo flights. I feel like they're going to double probably by then.

You're stressing me out. I'm sorry. I'm not going to... It's this? They do this? Yes. That's a Japanese headspart. No, that thing, they couldn't do that to me.

With the...

I will pur. I'm not going to say pur. I will pur for them. That's crazy.

But they do that for... You can get one hour, two hour, three hours.

Three hours is out of control.

It's not. It's a spot.

Fair. Because I would feel for them. Do you know what I mean? I would feel for them.

Because I wouldn't want to leave.

Yeah, three hours. If they've been rubbing my heads off for three hours, I'd end up breaking counts and be like, Baby, you're all right? Yeah. Is it time for lunch or something like that? It's been three hours. But that looks amazing.

Look at how happy he is.Yeah, I was going to say, he doesn't care how he looks.

He doesn't care how he looks. Wow. He's had a best rough day of his life?

Of course.

Yeah. I think every...

You're disgusting.

You're a late bloomer, aren't you?

You're a late bloomer, aren't you?

No, literally. You know I've never done it, though? Yeah. I can just imagine myself falling asleep.

I'll be so asleep.

Yeah, no, so I have to do it.

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You just jinked it.

Yeah. So what we're going to do, how many questions have we got today? Five? Ten. Ten? We're just going to go around and you said you want to participate today. I'm participating today. So where?

I think it's your reading them out, correct? I'm reading.

Is Alice participating? I can.

Yeah. So it's us four. You don't have to.

I can. Yeah. All right, fair play. In your opinion... He's doing you a favor.

Basically, I I did a YouTube video years ago where I re-sat my GCSE math paper and I felt so horribly. So now I'm back to square one, goddamn.

Bro, for context, I remember just before GCSEs, my math teacher, because they used to put me in the high set and I took it for granted. My math teacher, do you remember when they put you in foundation and you're not allowed to get a C? Highest ever you can get is a D. And I was thinking, my mom and dad can't find that out. So I remember we did the mock exam and I failed it so badly. I think I got a U. I got a U in the mock. And then the teacher sat me down on my ones and was like, I promise you, if you don't fix up, you're doing foundation and you'll never... I think he said, you'll never achieve your dreams or something like that. Because it's like, you're not making it to college, right?

You will never achieve your dreams.

You will never achieve your dreams. Wake up call. When I say I was up all night revising, bro. Yeah, he shook you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, wow. And I think I scraped a C in GCC. That's the same. I couldn't I take it today. Pause. I couldn't take my GCC maths today.

I think I would do okay, but I don't think I would do great with it.

You're quite good at maths, isn't it?

Pythagoreus theorem.

Pythagoreus.

What's the square root of X? You tell me you can What are you doing today?

I'll try my best though, but we'll see what's going on today.

So we're cooking, yeah? Start us off. Let's see who's smart in here. Obviously, we know I'm smart already, but let's go. Let's just go.10.

Questions.10.

Questions, right. Exciting, exciting.

Back to school. Question one. As of 2024, what is the most populous country in the world? As of 2024, what is the most populous country in the world?

Wait, do you mean people with the most people? The highest population.

The highest population.

I thought you said popular.

Country with the highest population.

Country with the highest population, yeah?

Country with the highest population as of 2024.

Okay, I feel that's a good story.

I thought you meant which country is the most popular.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Question two. Spell the word grateful.

Grateful.

You spell it. I can spell it.

Spell the word grateful. He's going to do the thing. What's the thing?

Not with a guest.

He's going to do fair. The thing is, whoever gets to be quiz master feels like they have a monopoly on knowledge. And this whole, I can spell it.

I knew that Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can spell grateful. But when it comes to scribbles, panic in two. Panic in two. No one's spelling nine.

If I got this wrong, then it's so long for me.

How can you guys feel grateful, bro? I think I've got it wrong. I'm looking at it and I've never seen this word before. The way I'm looking, I've never seen this one before. All right, okay, gang.

It doesn't look right to me, but we move. I'm locked.

I'm locked. I'm locked.

Question three. Which of these wars came first in history?

Oh, dear.

Is it A, English Civil War, B, World War I, C, Battle of Waterloo?

Oh my God.

Which of these wars came first in history? Is it A, English Civil War, B, World War I, or C, the Battle of Waterloo?

Crikey.

I'm trying to kill me today.

Crikey.

Do I even know when any few of them was wet?

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to say which one. One of them I've never heard of before.Locked.Yeah. I'm locked as well.

Depression. Locked.

Question four. I have 52 apples. God forbid.

You already know the mental maps is long.

God forbid, you know. I have 52 apples. If you take away nine, How many do you have? Okay.locked.i have 52 apples.Locked..

You guys are locking too quickly.

Let's go, lot, lot, lot, lot.

If you take away nine…You have 52 apples. You have 52 apples. If you take away nine, How many do you have?Locked.Locked.Locked.Locked.Locked. Question number 5. What is the male name for a cow?

Okay. What?

Okay. What is the male name for a cow? Cow.

I said this in a lourd hand.

Okay.

Oh, God. Question number 6. What is another name for For the voice box, is it A, esophagus, B, Larynx, or C, Arriola?

Arriola? You think we're that stupid? Yeah. Okay.

What is another name for the voice box? A, Asophagus, B, Larynx, C, Arriola?

Let me find out it's Arriola.

Bro? Let me find out.

Question number seven. In which country was Princess Diana killed?

Mama Diana.

In which country was Princess Diana killed?

She had the Congolese community. In a chokehold got down.

We were talking about that the other day, weren't we? Yeah. She loved the blacks. She did.

We loved her back.

I don't think I know the answer to this.

Oh, your mom definitely knows that.

Yeah, my mom will know. She I'm not up on it. My mom cried tears.

She was telling, oh, God forbid.

I think I remember. I think I got it. I might got it wrong. Why can you forget? Don't shame me on it.

Question number eight. What is a quarter of three multiplied by 42? What is a quarter of three multiplied by 42?

I don't like it anymore.

Sorry, Nella.

A quarter, a quarter of, so three times.

42. A quarter of that. A quarter of the answer to that.

So what we're going to do, we're just going to wig it. So I would say...

The facials are killing me. The facials are killing me.

Locked. Okay, question nine.

In which continent would you find Malta?

That's a trick question. Let me tell you why. That's a trick question because were we not just saying that I'm going to Malta. Do you know why that's a trick question? Do you know why that's your conniving? Let me tell you why your conniving. Your conniving because I don't want to help them out. But you know why you're conniving because you know where it is and bear hoods just around. So which one does it belong to? We will never know.

Interesting.

But there is an answer, though.

But there isn't.

Interesting. We'll ask Google afterwards if that makes anyone feel better.

Locked.

All right, cool. I got a clue. I was going to write what I thought was normal, and then that thing happened, and then I don't know what I'm writing now. I need to shut my mouth. I'm just sticking with my guns. You're sticking with your guns?

I'm sticking with my guns.

Locked. All right, I'm going to write something rogue.

Question 10. To be or not to be? That is the question. Is a famous quote from which Shakespeare plays?

Oh, your mom! That's me writing shake. We thought we were clever.

Do you know, Joe was so crazy. To be or not to be, that's actually Beyoncé lyrics. Think.

I'm not arguing that it's not Beyoncé lyrics.

Come on. Let's just say- She definitely referenced it from somewhere, i.

E. Shakespeare. Which play is that from? We're going to swap boards? Yeah. Okay, so question one. As of 2024, what is the most populous country in the world? The answer is India.

You're dickhead, bro.

You write China?

Yeah, everyone wrote China.

Everyone wrote China.

That's crazy. That's what I told you. This 2024 chat is trying to tell us something. That is crazy. All right, Ben.

Question number 2. Spell the word grateful. It is spelt G-R-A-T-E-F-U-L.

Come on. Grateful.

Good one, Ellis.

Let's go.

Let's go, Alice. Question number 3. Which of these wars came first in history? The answer is A, English Civil War. Yeah. Question number 4. Are you fucking lying?

No, I'm just looking around to see what people are.

What one? The one you didn't know.

Was it the Waterloo one?

I didn't know that. It was actually that one. That's why I wrote that one. I didn't know. Yeah, because I never heard of it.

The English were fighting like that.

Yeah, that's what I said. I never knew we had a civil war, so that's why I put A.

Fair, fair, fair. Question number 4. I have 52 apples. If you take away nine, how many do you have?

Nella.

I put five instead of... But you could tell how I got that answer. Logically, you know.

If you have 52 apples and you take away nine, how many do you have? I couldn't ask the question like that. It's too obvious. So I just asked it monotone. The answer is nine. What?

I even gave you a tick.

I don't know how I got my one.

Oh, tricky. Did you just minus nine from 52? Yeah. Which would have been what you did. That would have been the thing to do. I would have done the same. But the question is, I have 52 apples. If you take away nine, how many do you have? You have nine.

Oh, it was the way it was worded. Yeah.

We did speak about this the other day, and I also hate when questions are worded like this. I just want to say I didn't word it like this, bro.

You did.

It wasn't me.

Verbatim.

Facts. Verbatim facts. Question number five. What is the male name for a cow? The answer is Bull.

Did you get it right? Well done, bro. How do you?

Yeah, because you took a minute on that one. But jeez.

Well played, dude.

I saw where you wrote Bull. I was Yeah, you're good. Question number 6. What is another name for the voice box? The answer is B, larynx.

I feel to be petty. I just crossed it just because I got it wrong. I'm waiting. I'm waiting.

Question number 7. In which country was Princess Diana killed? The answer is France.

Alice, UK.

I thought it was in the UK.

In which tunnel? In the what? Blackwell Tunnel?

Yeah.

What's wrong with me? I thought it was in a London tunnel somewhere. To be fair, I'm not going to lie, I wrote England first. To be fair.

I can see the lock.

Yeah, scratch that bitch out.

I would have written... I didn't know it was French.

Because I actually knew it was a tunnel. I didn't know. I thought it was on the all ground.

You know, they care about our good good good good good good good good That was crazy.

Rest in peace. Question number 8.

What is a quarter of 3 multiplied by 42? The answer is 31.5..

Let's go, man.

42 multiplied by 3 is 126.

Don't even look at my outside.Divided by 4. I was under direct. I was under direct.

You just looked at B and four and flipped it. You looked at number 4 and flipped it.

Say less.

Put your pen down, flipped it and reverse it.

Question number nine. In which continent would you find Malta? The answer is Europe.

Your answer is Branzina.

What is she like? She wrote Italy. I need to talk to you. Wait a minute. You're a Africa. You said in which country?

He said continent. To be fair, he said continent.

He said continent more than once.

More than once. Have you seen my answer? I've seen your answer. Italy. She wrote Italy. That's dread. I was so confident.

Because I was talking about this this morning. I said, Oh, yeah. It's in between two different countries. I said, Yeah, Italy. First of all, I didn't know.

Now, in fact, I changed my answer based on that altercation. I wrote Africa.

Was it...

I wrote Africa because you scared me because you were like, he's playing tricks on us.

But you heard the question. There was no tricks.

No, but Nella's-For you to say Africa, that's dark.abruptness.

About how the question was made me think, it's a trick question. What did you write first? Europe.

James, can I ask you a question? You may. If Mota is in Africa, where is it? What, next to Congo?

Where is it? Because it's one of the ones where most people wouldn't know Morocco's in Africa. Do you know what I mean? Most people wouldn't know Egypt's in Africa. We all know that, but it's not what you go to when you think of Africa in it. Don't you dare. Why are you out of Italy? And you have your audacity. I'm staying here. I was just saying, I though. I thought it was maybe one of those rogue outside ones.

They claimed it.

Never mind, man. What's the last question?

Question 10. To be or not to be, that is the question, is a famous quote from which Shakespeare play. The answer is Hamlet.

Let's go.

Ellis, you cheated.

Did you write Hamlet?

Yeah. Did you?

I know Shakespeare. Hamlet. My brother. He did.

I almost put Romeo and Juliet, though, to be fair.

I put Romeo and Juliet. He did. I almost did.

Me, I put MCAP Beth.

Mc Beth. All right. Let's tally up the scores. Let's tally up the scores. Nella, what did Ellis get? Five. Nice. Not bad for me. Well played, Alice. Nella, you got a resounding three out of 10.

Well, it's something. Well done, Nella. There is something. I got four out of 10.

James got eight out of 10.

God damn. It's a fair play. Congratulations.thank you.Thank you. I hope you're happy, James.

I wrote China.

You got China and then you got Africa. Oh, nice. Africa? Yeah. 8 out of 10. That's really good. That was back to school. How'd you feel? Do you feel like he went back to school?

I never want to go back to school ever again.

3 out of 10 is insane. I'm not going to throw that out there.

Did I do worse than Harry? Yeah, Harry got 4 out of 10.

Yeah, you did. Harry got 4 out of 10? Yeah. I'm pretty sure he got about 4.

You actually did do worse than Harry.

I'm not going out like that. What's the bonus round? The bonus question?

There's no bonus question. Let's just bury the hatchet. We can edit it later in the episode, so hopefully the retention is low by then.

What I'm going to need you to do on one side of the board, write a massive O, and the other side of the board, write a massive U. Next segment is called Underrated versus Overrated. What we're going to do, I'm going to say a topic or say a word or a phrase, and we're going to determine whether we think it's underrated or overrated, and we're going to explain why. Cool. We'll go back and forth pause.

Guys, don't kill me because my belly hurts from laughing. No, it's just calm.

This is calm. So first one, Valentine's Day, underrated or overrated? I'm going overrated.

I'm going overrated. I'm doubling down.

I think it's underrated.

You think it's underrated? Valentine's Day is underrated.

It depends on what stage in your relationship you're talking. I feel like it's very overrated at the start because it's like, oh, my God, you have to decorate the room with the balloons and get the flowers and take it to the Shad and this, that, and the other. But if you speak to couples that have been together 10, 15, 20 years, it becomes very much like you should be doing it. When was the last time we went on a date? You're waiting for Valentine's Day to come and... Do you know what I mean? It's like, do something special for Valentine's Day for your girl. It's one day a year. Do you know what I mean? Because I feel like people either go above and beyond or do nothing and just treat it like it's nothing. But I feel like every girl deep down inside would want to be special on Valentine's Day, especially because you're seeing everyone else be treated special. Fuck, I hate. Especially aunties, bro. Auntie's on Valentine's Day, they just go work, night shift, and then they come back. That's it.

That's You completely won me over. I was ready to stand on business, and you just plumped everyone's half-string and we were all like, fair.

I'm still saying overrated by him. I'm still saying overrated, but I agree with everything you said. Just saying.

All right, I don't need to argue why I think it's overrated. All right.Oh my God.Okay.Oh God.

Baths.pardon? Baths. Let's take in a bath.

You think it's underrated or overrated?

I'm sticking with my O. Overrated, not a bath person.

Overrated. Overrated. I'm a shower, John.

I haven't had a bath. I think the last time I had a bath, I had food poisoning.Oh, I swear.And I was out of it.

That was a death hole. You I put the death hole in your bath.

Yeah, I put anything that kills bugs was in that water, bro. I was soaking in there. It was floating. I was soaking in there in the magnesium of salts. Just help me. Help me, bro. Oh my God. But I hate baths.

It's like a claustrophobic pool. I want to be able to swim around. When I was younger, baths was so fun because it's like the bath was so big to me and it was just so fun. And then now it's like, I'm I'm wasting all this water to sit in it.

There's nothing as a guy as well. Bro, get him up in a bath with my knees out of the water.

Wait, do men take baths by themselves?

As opposed to?

Where you think only time guys take baths with girl in the bubble thing?

Yeah, a guy is not allowed to bath outside of-There's so much- There's so much- What's your guys do in the... What are you doing in the bath? What are you What are you doing in the bath?

No, but I'm actually like, candles, oh my God, loving hip hop, even face mask.

What are you looking at? What are you looking at?Clear water.Clear water.Clear.Deg's just floating.Deg's just floating. Balls, just... Yeah, knees up. Yeah, pipe just hanging. What would...

Not possess. What would make you be like, Oh, I want to take a bath?

That's what I said. Illness. If you're sick.

That's it. Just for sick.

Oh.

It's not a recreational activity for us.

The only time men should be in a bath is when it's like, Date night.

Baths of nowadays aren't big enough for Tate. You see what I'm saying? The movies gas it. It's not comfortable.

Yeah, I understand. You see, I'm learning, you guys take baths. The only baths I think real men should take, the men, is the ice bath. Just go there.

I'll try that for two weeks. I couldn't do it anymore.

But it's really beneficial.

It's really beneficial, but it's not worth it, in my opinion. It's just not worth it because you don't see the benefits. It's like, you'll live 10 years longer and this will be better, this will be better. But it's like, I'm It's just three minutes of hell now. It's just three minutes of hell every day.

Yeah, true.

Yeah, let me... I'll die then.

Okay. All right, next one.

I do want to take one. It's a good experience. I think, no, Log Cabin Do you want to be here? What? Look at his posture.

I'm just watching and monitoring.

I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. I'm playing. Sorry, Eilidh. Fine, I'll sit up. One Log One lockdown, never. So we should all take ice baths.

Who's all? Yeah. Do you know what you should do?

You don't have to. You don't want to.

Is anybody else doing it?

Everyone else. All the men will be doing it.

Do you know what you guys should do though? On a real? I done a video where I tried cryotherapy. That's another one I'm thinking. It's in Central as well. It was good. So you just basically walk into a freezer and they shoot in minus, I don't know what it is, air. It's crazy low temperature. And you're just so cold. But then you come out feeling You know that feeling of after a workout, whilst you're working out, you're like, This is long. Then when you get home, you're like, Oh, yeah, I smashed it. That was great. You guys should do that.

Okay, sick. I'm down.

It was really good.

All right, next one. Underrated or overrated car sex.

That's a good one.

Underrated or overrated.

As a concept.

People don't fear...

Public shame.

No, it's overrated every single time, and there's so much to unpack here. People don't fear public shame. Number two, it's like, My bro, you couldn't wait to the destination.

Do you know what I mean? You couldn't wait. I hear what you're saying, but that's what's sexy about it. I couldn't wait.

Unless you're driving like, well, the Bentley looks big and big.

It depends on the whip.

Yeah. And then I'll just feel like, raw. I will go home feeling like, I had sex.

Yeah, bath. That's when it's bath time. That's definitely bath time.

I don't think it should ever happen. Sorry, guys.

I've done it twice in my life.

And if it was that good, you would have done it 10 times.

It's overrated for me.

It's overrated for me today, as in right now in the past few years. But when I was a younger youth, I'm going to flip that bitch.

When I was a younger youth- It's because you couldn't afford the hotel. I couldn't. You went through a phase.

That back seat of the purse, you went 307.

That ruby rent jawn.

And Because as a woman, you was getting fucked in a Peugeot 307 in the back of it.

This is old school, though. This is a big U back then.

When I say I forgot about that period of your life.

It was a period of your life back then. Underrated. You That's crazy. I know it was crazy and it was sexy.

I want to change it for the world, Nella. I want to change it for the world.

No, I'm not even thinking about it. That is very crazy, though.

I enjoyed it. When I say I forgot that ever happened, right now it's an O, but back in them days. Yeah, you went for a period. I remember asking you, how are you convincing all these girls to sleep with you in this car? It's not making sense. That sentence is crazy. It sounds crazy, but it's the truth. I'm not saying there was a lack of consent. Obviously, they were down, bro.

Stop, stop, stop. But I'm saying, I don't understand. It's a 307. Bro, they couldn't wait either.

Yeah, that's my boy. They couldn't wait either.

I feel sick.

I do. Let's move on. I do. I feel sick. I love next.

Next.

You're up. Sorry.

That is crazy.

That is so crazy. I can't get over that. Overrated, underrated. Oh, God. Asking strangers for their number in public. For me, that's the biggest I can possibly think of.

Over it.

You're down for it? Yeah. Asking strangers for their number?

What do people ask for?

No, I mean, fair.

Oh, like Snapchat and stuff.

No, No, I'm just saying the concept, I think I'm reading it as like, chirps in strangers in public in general. Obviously, logistically speaking, if you're going to ask a person who you don't have their number for their number, you're going to have to do it like that. But I'm saying in general, just chirpsing in public for me is-Chirp seeing?

Oh, okay. Because I was thinking, I've been out or... You know when you will just be to Soho house or something, for example, and then When you meet someone that you thought you'd never meet and then you get their number and then next to you know they're giving you a great opportunity.

That's the best thing of all time.

Because it's like, I'm not going to message you on Instagram, you're probably won't see it. Or I'm not going to see it, or I'm not going to message you on LinkedIn. I don't even have a LinkedIn. Most people have a work phone, but I would rather chew a jean jacket than ask a guy for his number. What the fuck is this? That would be disgusting. A jean Never.

When it comes to that, oh, hi, I saw you from across the street.

Girls have no game.

Girls have no game. I can talk on that one.

Hi, I think you're cute. Can I have your number? I sound like a dick. What the hell?

So make me feel pretty as well, do it?

What do I say? Well, you're trim sharp.

Yeah, I would love that. We would love that.

Guys like compliments, too.

Yeah, your trim's so sharp. Can I have your number?

No, because guys take compliments. Instead of you saying, Oh, thanks, you'll be like, You're feeling my trim, yeah?

Yeah, but last week is. Last week is too, man. I want to be excited.

The thing is, you know that that's a compliment a guy loves.

Yeah.

Yeah, but you know your hair's nice. Yeah, but it's nice to hear.

You know your makeup banging, but it's nice to hear.

Exactly. I feel like girls have got no game. And when I say girls have got no game, I'm speaking for myself as well. I feel like it's just very awkward to approach a guy. Do you know what girls do instead? It's called strategic positioning. So this is what I'm going to do. Say, for example, your table's over there. I'm going to go to the bar, but directly in front of your table, and I'm just going to play with my hair. Try and catch eye contact, play with my hair. Then when we catch eye contact, I'll be like, sip my drink. Next for you, you're walking towards It works every time.

Okay, say less. It works every time. I'm vexed because I know it would... Yeah. I'm livid.

Talking to a boy who's awkward, like set in the first move, jean jacket.

What happened to be the other day, bro? It is also the worst thing in the world where you have no game because you put the guy in a position that he can't get out because girls have the opportunity to be ill and then walk off and then no harm, no foul. A guy's used to that. But a guy, because it doesn't happen enough, a guy can't just be like, Fuck off.

God forbid, I moved to a guy and he goes, I got a girl. The way girls say it to guys, I got a man, I got a man. I'll just be like, Oh, my God. He needs a girlfriend. I'm a home wrecker. It's too much. You can't do it.

No, no, no.

You see the fucking...

There was a at Bryson the other day. Do you remember? Put me on the spot.

Yeah.

Put me on the spot. What was in front of me? I was vibing to myself. Grabbed my hand, pulled my hand away. Grabbed my hand like this. I was She was trying to make eye contact. She tried to make eye contact, hold wine, and she wanted to go Lyric for Lyric. And when I stayed there silent, she said, Well, come on.

But when I was saying, Save the last dance, you laughed at me.

You laughed at me. I apologize because that was the worst thing I've been A party, too.

But that's double standard because guys can fully go up to a girl's behind and stop grinding on her like this. And it's so normal. But a girl can't hold your hand out, Bryson. Yeah, I hit. That's crazy.

I hear what you're saying, but you just had to be there. I just felt... I've never felt more uncomfortable in my life. Violated. Was she cute? She was a very pretty girl, but it's also just like...

But you were scared.

It's not even scared. It's not even scared. It was just made me feel sick. Even though she was pretty, it's just making me... Her friend had to jump in and she said, Sorry, she's forward, and then made her leave.

No, I figured it sounds romantic to me.

It also makes me feel like you're yating me. Don't make me have to be... What would you mean? You're making me feel like the Yat in this situation. Oh, the Yat?

Oh, Yat, like the girl.

You're grabbing my hand like, I've got the more muscular density. Why is my hand moving to you so freely? Why are you able to grab my finger and my arm just raises like this?

I I could never in a million years do that. So I rate her. I rate her so much.

I rate her. She took the rejection like a champion, you man.

She wasn't phased. She said, Oh, to the next one.

She wasn't phased.

Who's slow dancing at, Bryson?

Do you actually know what I mean, though? Because that's what I'm saying. If the scenario as well, she wasn't reading the room. No one's in here dancing, big man. We're on a fucking friends and A family platform. Yeah. Get away from me. Get away from me. They get away from me. Yeah, read the room. Get away from me. Yeah, it was hell. That is so funny. But yeah, girls have no game whatsoever. Okay. No, literally none. I hear it. I hear it.

Right. All right, next one. Interesting one. Underrated or overrated. Getting recognized in the street. You think it's underrated? You think it's overrated? Oh, you like it.

You love it.

Underrated. I'm not talking about in London. In London, Because obviously I've been doing this since teenage years. I'm very used to it. But where it's underrated getting clocked in Tokyo, even though it was by a tourist, to me, it's like, I'm in Tokyo. And it's really like five people. And when you go to places like Australia, when you go to different parts of the world and you get clocked on the street, that just makes me feel like, okay, I'm working hard enough. I am so far from home. I had to take a plane, cross over, do everything. And it's like, wow, somebody here knows who I am. To me, it's just raw.

Those are few and far between, do you not think? What do you mean? They don't happen often.

At all. So when they do, it's so special. So special. Oh my God.

I think I've put over it to every single thing you said. Yeah, so what's going on with you? I feel like such a negative Nancy today. What's going on with you? Oh, no.

Remember the girls on two are saying the retrograde and the Neptune and something is happening with the moons and the eclipse.

I'll swear that's what my problem is. Fair. I promise I'm going to put underrated for one of them. All right. Yeah, that made me feel like shit because that does sound special. That does sound good. And I take it for granted. But one thing I will say that makes it a bit underrated is when that does happen to us, if it happens in places where it's incredibly convenient, I really, really like it.

My friend is the, Are you? Yeah, come through, come through. And there's a whole line.

Yeah, there was a whole I said, Oh, don't do me like that.

It's going to get to my head. Bro, that's a big huge.

That's a big huge, yeah.

We were late for dinner one time in LA when we were working there. And then the doorman was stopping people coming in. And then, Pulled up to the restaurant. I was like, Oh, shit. Straight in. I was like, Yes.

That's never happy to be at a restaurant. Really?

Yeah, that was nice.

The event we went to a few months ago, there wasn't a queue, but we were walking and he was like, you guys on the guest list? No, you must be on the guest list. We didn't say a word.

He didn't even try to guest list, bro. That was a sick one.

You're definitely on the guest list. Velvet rope walking. We didn't say a word.

Yeah, that one was sick.

Don't you keep your mouth shut and you go straight in? Because one day you're going to be wanting to go to a party, you're not on the guest list. And someone says, You're not going to be like, Yeah.

Yeah, 100%.

You were straight in. I don't even think we turned our body towards the rope at that point.

We could have just been walking down.

That was sick. That one was sick. Underrated or overrated, face FaceTime.

Over. For me.

I hate to be that guy again. I'm actually also going to say over again.

Guys, FaceTime is my life. It doesn't surprise me. Yeah, FaceTime is... Because I like to be at home. I like my own space. I like to catch up with my friends. Facetime, FaceTime, FaceTime. And also I feel like FaceTime is such an important tool whilst dating. I feel like I would hate to meet a guy out somewhere and he asked me out on a date and then we get to dinner and it's like, I don't even like you like that. But if I sit on FaceTime with you and I don't feel the need to hang up, it's like, oh, we're talking about this. We're talking about... It's like, I can't wait for the date now because I know the conversation is top tier. I'm sitting there in my bonnet, you're there in your durag, and we're actually getting to know each other. So then I just I feel FaceTime is such an important part of my life, actually. All of my siblings live in Belgium, by the way. All of them, all of them. All my family is overseas. It's the one way I feel connected. I feel like you're in the room and I'm such an advocate for FaceTime.

Yes, FaceTime. Yes, I love it so much. Getting to know people, keeping in touch, seeing... My cousin gave birth. I saw the baby. It's so magical and cool. I saw the baby, bro. I've never met the baby, but I saw the baby. The baby said, Hey.

This is the worst experience of my life.

I'm not switching. It's the word, bro.

I hear it. She's making me feel like shit. I know. It's not even your fault. You're just so...

You're You're so positive.

You're so positive, no love. That's just the word.

No, no, no. Fuck do you start from overrating and getting me shit teams.

Every question, Valentine's Day, Fuck, Valentine's Day, FaceTime, can't be arsed. Getting recognized by people who love and support you. Stop her, piss off. Don't talk to me. Women telling me they're beautiful, they want to move. But go away. Yeah, bro, wow. You're having a bad day. Next one, I promise you, I'm pulling my- This is so fun, by the way.

Let's do a couple. This is so fun.

All right, gang. This is so fun. Right, next one. Facetime done. Oh, getting recognized in the street. Oh, God. This one I'm vexed about because it's already... It is actually overrated. Sleeping naked. Sleeping naked is the worst thing in the world. No, that's underrated for me.

I am passionate about this on this.

This is a big U for me. Sleeping naked.

I love sleeping naked. Do you know? No, I don't. Tell a lie. I don't love sleeping naked. No, you love it. I love it, but I don't do it often enough. So when I do do it, it's nice.

I can't stand it. I feel so vulnerable and exposed. Oh, vulnerable? Yeah. You're at home. You think I don't know that? You think I don't know that? What the hell? Yeah, I feel, God forbid, someone breaks in because I know they're going to break in that night. That's the day they break in, bro. And then police are going to bop up and my just dick just...

Corpse naked.

Bro, you know what I'm saying? Someone's going to murder me and the police are going to be like, Wow, cold night. Yeah, must have been a cold night.

No, I think it's overrated simply because before I used to sleep in massive T-shirts, you know those massive T-shirts, and then you go into bed. And then last year, some brand gifted me some silk pajamas. And I was just thinking, one day I was feeling fancy. I put on my silk. I tucked myself into the bed. I said, Oh, I hear it. I get the pajamas, like silk pajamas. It's like you'll sweat, but then they cool you down. But then when you're cold, it's like, I don't know what it is, but now I got my PJs.

I want to try. I want to try. I've never tried it.

I thought you said, I want to cry.

No, I want to try it. I want to try it. Yeah, no.

Good quality silk. I was just like, so when was that? 25 years. It took me 25 years to find a pair of one of your PJs. But yeah, now I hear it. I hear it. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fair enough. First, explain yourself.

I like the freedom, bro.

Why don't you do it more then?

I don't know. I feel Because I'm so used to the short boxes. To be fair, I think, not even I think, I know. I sleep naked more time post-sex.

I knew you were going to say that. We all knew you were going to say that.

So them sheets.

Yeah, you got to have stanky sheets.

It's the best time because it's one of them ones where, especially if it's like a 3:00 AM, you sleep and you wake up, you just go back to it and then...

The boxes are right there.

Yeah, but the freedom is there as well. Do you see what I'm saying? It's also less faff when she's also naked. Do you see what I mean?

Yes, of course. Yeah. I don't know. Those 3 AM-ers, my Sleepy Time shorts are wrapped around my ankle. As soon as we're done, I would even need my hands. Slip that. Slip that. Slip that. Shorts back on. Scurry to the bathroom. You're not seeing my part.

That is actually so mild.

Yeah, bro, you're not seeing my cheeks.

You're walking a bit like it's an anclet.

Yeah, I'm not seeing my cheeks. You're walking in like it's an anclet. Yeah, I'm not seeing I'm on tag.

No, that is so... I can't believe you said that.

That is terrible. My biggest fear is a female... It's me getting out of bed, ass naked, and get... I will kill myself. It's the biggest violation in the world. Do you like spanking guys? I bet you've got bums. I bet you've grabbed a man's bum more than once in your life. Yeah.

And you dare them to do anything about it.

Yeah, I can see it in your face. Daring them to do anything about it.

Guys, there's something about the male cheek because the thing is, as women, men don't really touch each other unless they're dapping each other up, which I think is really weird. But us girls that will be touching. Oh, yeah, let me tie your bikini for you. Oh, yeah. And then there's the first time I touched a man's ass and it held me back. Oh my As in, you guys have muscle and it's nice. It's together. It's firm.

What's the attraction?

It's like the forbidden fruit because you know if you touch it, you're in trouble.

It's like, you just got to.

I can't control myself sometimes.

Oh my God.

It's honestly like, the same way girls can have different arses, but can have nice arses, guys can have nice arses. It's not even just about the ass, it's about the back. You know when a guy has a broad back and then...

You went somewhere else.

Yeah, you went somewhere else. I went, You're Yeah, you went somewhere else. Yeah, it went... They're like, Come back.

Wow. I'm back now. I'm back.

Right. Next one. You ready? Underrated, overrated. Okay. Best friends of the opposite gender.

That one, I will say for me, is underrated. Big time. Big time.

We all agree.

My best friend will call me fucking dumb, but my female friends will be like, Oh, it's okay. My male friends will be like, Why the fuck would you do that? And then my female friends will be like, Oh, you are free. It's your period, right? Do you know what I mean? I feel like my male friends, especially my male best friends, they're so mean to me, and it's something that I need because I feel like I love my female friends so much. I think they're the best, but I feel like they're very much more in the feminine aspect of wanting to enable bad behavior, but not in a bad way, but in a way where it's like, Oh, it's okay, babe. Next time. All this, all that. My male friends will say I've been procrastinating to do something. My male friends will be like, just get the fuck up. But then my female friends will be like, it's okay. Why don't you get your hair done, and then maybe we can... Hair.

You can money for that. Yeah.

I need to pay rent. Yeah. So I feel like they're very, very underrated. And even me as a female best friend to men, it's like I see, say, for example, you're coming at me with relationship advice and how you did this, that, and that. I'm coming at you from a girl's perspective as to why you look like a dickhead. But then the man will be like, oh, yeah, she's moving, man. She's moving, man. But it's like you need a female perspective. So I think every boy should have a girl best friend, every girl should have a boy best friend or someone that they can go to that's on the opposite sex for advice. Yes.

A hundred %. Big you for me. Big U for me.

Socks and sliders.

Socks and sliders. Okay. And is this in like going out or in the yard?

Or is this- You have to encompass every opportunity that you'll be wearing socks and sliders. I'm going underrated as hell. I've never felt comfort like it.

To me, it's underrated for other reasons.

For other reasons?

You like a guy in socks and sliders? Is that what you're about to tell me?

You're not You think I'm a whore? You think I'm a whore?

I got it all. There's no judgment here.

No, because I just feel like, men, obviously, men have been playing football for a lot of years. You guys wear those tight football boots. And for a lot of you, the foot is just looking fucked. So the thought of socks protecting, and then the side is, oh, it's lovely to look at. I look a lot like But then men's feet.

It's a disaster area. Men's feet.

One time I saw a guy's nail was black. And he put me here on something. That means the nail is filled with blood.

Us girls, we have French tips, white tips.

We can even get a tearing. Men is just full.

Fair. I have to accept that.

From a comfort perspective, when I used to play ball, remember notice, you come off the court, keep your socks on, take them off and put sliders on. There's not a better feeling on this planet, bro. It feels so good, but that's hilarious. All right, last one. Overrated, underrated, being alone. Underrated. Underrated for me. Underrated. Underrated for me.

Do you know what my friends say about me? I'm the most popular You know, you will ever meet in your life. If you invite me somewhere, I'll come. It's a party, I'll be there. But nine times out of 10, I love my own space. I love waking up, making myself breakfast, doing my skincare, just being by myself in my house.

It's your own time, isn't it?

And solo traveling as well.

That I haven't done. I've never done that before.

I would love- You wake up when you want, you do what you want to do.

You're not sharing your time with anybody else. It's your A holiday.

I hear that. I feel like because you're a planner, it's easier for you to do and it's easier for you to be motivated day by day by day. If I traveled by myself, let's say I'm gone for seven days, God forbid, God forbid, Seven days by yourself.

You wouldn't do Bali for seven days by yourself. No. Go read a book in the jungle. I don't read, Big Mac.

So I would probably go out maybe three times, max four.

There's so much. You can have a spa day by yourself. Yeah, but that's- Then you can do a motorbike tour and it's like you're not following your friends. It's just you, your speaker, you're following the guide. And it's like the whole day you've gone to different spots on the motorbike tour.

Yeah, but I would like to experience that with someone.

Yeah, you love it, bud. You love your friends, isn't it?

Do you know what I mean? I feel like it's nice in that way.

I just don't know. Being alone is I'm obsessed with it. It's crazy.

But I do still think it's underrated being alone. I think it's underrated. For sure. I had a couple of weeks ago, I think I was told I was watching show. I had a period of four or five hours, but I didn't get a single message. No one called me. I was completely alone in my yard, and it was just the best afternoon ever. I know. Oh, my God.

Do you know what's underrated as well? And these couple girls need to fuck off about. Sleeping alone is under-Different bed?

Yeah. Sleeping alone is underrated.

Different bed.

No, I'm just saying, sleeping alone is underrated.

That one is marriage issues. But like, sleeping alone, like nobody's snoring next to you. Nobody's farting next to you. You have the whole bed to yourself. Nobody's stealing the covers. You can have the TV on all night.

Yeah, it is underrated.

Nobody's too hot, nobody's too cold.

Yes, yes, yes. In fact, not yet.

Two separate beds. I hear it.

I hear it on Valentine's Day, my pop in, where I'm up.

Couple hours in, then I'm out. I'm doing too much now. A hundred %. Yeah, man. That is the most underrated thing.

A hundred %.

People are like, Oh, yeah, I like it when I'm the big spoon. Oh, yeah, I like it when I'm the little spoon. Get your feet out of my...

What the fuck is these? What is these? What caveat? Men love it. I can't speak for me. I love it. I love a little spoon.

They love it, Little Spoon.

Boss, it's my favorite position.

It's cozy. Little Spoon.

You're disgusting. What? You're disgusting. It's in my favorite position.

To sleep in. It is. It can't be for anything else. It can't be to sign out. It can't be for anything else.

But there's a thing. Apparently, a thing. How many of you guys are into pegging now?

How many is a lot? Because I haven't met any of them. Unless they're not brave enough to tell me, which would hurt my feelings. Actually, would you tell me if I was into pegging? Yeah, if you... Let's say you didn't...

But these are straight men. You're still straight. Yeah, I'm not saying it. It's just that you want your hole to be activated by a woman.

But the thing with pegging for me is that I understand you're still straight, but it's more performed because there's easier ways. If it's just from a stimulation perspective, we can get there easier than the love of my life strapping a fake phallus to themselves and holding me by the waist and pounding me.

There's other ways you can get there without that performance.

But after, say you've been married 40 years, you're going to consider it.

Oh, 40?

I wouldn't. How many times were we missionaries today? How many times? For 40 years, I wouldn't be surprised if I told you some stuff. If I'd been married for 40 years, I wouldn't be surprised as long as we're both forward thinkers. I wouldn't be surprised if I told you, Bro, I had to do something. Because it just wasn't doing anything for me.

I'm not being pegged at 74.

74.

You never know. I think our generation is the most fucked. So at 74, I don't know what us man, I'm not going to be up to because we're already weird.

Anyway, cool. That was underrated overrated. That was underrated overrated.

Guys, this has been so fun. Like, time was actually just flying. I love you actually.

That's what we love to hear. I love you here. Questions? Yes.

So we finally have the last segment of the day, and this is Questions for Nella. So we have questions on the iPad here. So you're going to ask the question to yourself, and obviously, you're going to answer them as well. Okay.

So what advice would you give to someone who's trying to be more confident in themselves? There's There's only one you. So if you sit around and mope around and think, Oh, I'm so ugly. I'm so this, I'm so that, that's why I'm so unconfident. I'm so sorry. You can change everything about yourself, but you will still be you. Do you know what I mean? So just embrace the body that you're in, especially if you want to have children. Everything that you change about yourself now, your kids are going to come out looking like every single one of your insecurities. So embrace your insecurity now.

That's a good buy. That's a bar.

That's a pro-bar. That's a pro-bar.

That's a pro-bar. That's a pro-bar.

I've never thought about that.

Imagine if I got a BBL, I got a boost, nose, everything, and it's like, my kids are going to come out looking like the old me, and I have to live with them.

Every day, you want to fucking remind me of my before.

What the fuck is this, bro? Embrace everything and follow people that look like you, I think. If I followed a bunch of people that didn't look like me, of course, Every single day when I'm scrolling, I'm just going to feel like shit. Follow people that look like you. Nice. Good answer. Do you plan on getting married and having kids in the future? Yes, yes, and yes, I just don't know who to and when. For fuck's sake. I don't know who to and when. I would love to be married. Even just having kids. I don't know if you guys are on that side of TikTok yet when it's like, I'm packing a pack lunch for my husband. Making pack lunch for my kid.

That's cute. I'm smiling because it's cute.

I'm not on that side of TikTok.

I'm not on that side of TikTok. I've seen them.

Guys, please comment and back me, please.

I've seen them. I've seen a couple. It sounds cute.

Yeah, I can't wait to be a mom. I can't wait to be a wife. All of that. Okay, so what was your favorite episode, Kase in I don't remember why. I think when the guy started singing, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I died because I was just thinking, you wanted camera time and you got it.

You got it. You came in for an objective.

And it slept. What is the project that you're most proud over the past few years? Being proud of myself is a sticky topic.

I was going to say this is a telling behavior I'm seeing.

I don't know. I wouldn't know how to... Oh, a house? That's a good project. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everything else, I think I need to keep working, working, working. How do you deal with hate comments? So what I've done on most of my social medias, I've muted, you can do it on most actually, I've muted a lot of words. So I've filtered it to a sense where it's like, I don't see certain things. So I'm very like, DeLulu. And also my assistant, she signed into my socials. So when she sees stuff, she'll be like, quickly delete swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, swipes, So, yeah, because negative comments, as much as people say, oh, it didn't get to me. On a bad day, you just see one and you're like, fuck this.

You just, Fuck this.

You catch that at the wrong time.

The amount of times I've banned myself from reading comments because I find myself in the... I always say, I don't read them, I don't read them, I don't read them. And then for some reason, one day I read it and then there could be 964 really positive ones. And then they'll be like, not that basal in James's teeth. And I'll be like, I'm never going on here again.

Not the basal in James's teeth.

What do you think it is? Because you guys get loads of positive comments. Because I don't know if you guys do this. Whenever you see a video on TikTok, the first thing you do is you go to the comment to see if people are like, okay, cool. Why is it that, like you said, 900 comments will be positive and then one will throw you? Why do we do that?

I don't know. I think it's human nature in terms of, I think probably it's because it's so, I guess in normal face to face interactions, it's so normal for everyone to be like, I love your hair. I love your top. I love this. I love that. I love that. You're so used to I'm seeing positivity as just normal. But if someone face to face was like, Bro, fuck you. Fuck that nose on your head, bro.

What's so fucking funny all the time, bro?

Shut up. Then you'll be like, Damn.

Yeah, I hear it. I hear it. You used to do videos surrounding rating your friend's outfits. What would you rate James and Fia's outfits right now? What would you rate their fits out of 10? You guys always look good, 10. You guys always look good. That's That's really nice. No, you guys actually always look good though. Thank you. Thank you. I've seen some podcast where it's like, I don't know if you guys make the effort or if you always dress like this though, because every time I see you guys, you look nice.

Oh, thank you.

I don't know. One thing I would say about you guys, you guys look very clean and it translates through the camera as well. I could tell you guys it's hygiene from before I met you guys. So I wasn't shocked that you guys didn't stink. You know how Jamaicans will Clean as a compliment? My good clean friend, my good clean, nice and clean friend. You guys are my good clean friends. Let's go. Yeah, you guys are. Thank you very much. Yeah, you're just very nice. But I've never seen you guys in an outfit. Thank you. I've never seen you guys in an outfit. You know what I mean?

Okay, gang.

That's made my day. What would you want to be doing if you weren't doing YouTube? Probably like an editor or some producer, something Something like that. What about you guys, actually?

I want to know. What would I want to do if I wasn't doing YouTube?

Yeah, podcasting. What would you do? Because none of us are using our degrees.

Oh, God.

I I did that for my parents. Hold your certificate. They send it to everyone in Congo now, my degree, three years down the road for what?

I don't know where mine is. Yeah, same. What would I want to do if it wasn't for this? I'll be talking realistically.

Yeah.

I'm not going to say a footballer or something. That's a dream. What would I want to do?

Beg, steal, and borrow. Huh? Beg, steal, and borrow. I'm trying to find. I genuinely don't know.

I think, to be fair, also... Beg, steal, and borrow is That is so wild.

That is so wild. Beg, steal, and borrow. That's a vicious cycle.

It is. Oh, my God.

That is so foul. That is so foul. Oh, my God.

Fuck. What would I want to do? To be fair, similar, actually. I think when I was actually in it, in it, props to Alice. I thoroughly enjoyed editing. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I remember when we started doing it, I remember thinking, if this doesn't work out, I hope I can get a job as an editor because this shit is just lit. So yeah, that's I think why I would like to do that, too. Yeah.

And you could do it by yourself. You don't have to... There's no customer service. I think that's where I would fail. I don't want to get started. But I went borough. Borough, yeah.

I was going to stick with that.

How do you manage to keep such a happy, enthusiastic mood all the time? People just die all the time, every year. And it's just made me... It's like every single year, I get a reminder that life is too short. So every time I just want to procrastinate on going on a trip or procrastinate on doing this and doing that, I've realized that there's a lot of people that used to be around me that aren't here and they can't come back. They're not coming back. So it's like, what did you do with your life? So that's why I'm just always just living day by day. Today, God forbid, but today could be my last day. So it's like, live every single day with the attitude that, Listen, we're on holiday here. We all got to go someday. So just have fun.

Fair?

Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Who is a content creator that you would love to be friends with? This is such a awkward question to ask the biggest person. I know everyone. Probably Mr. Beast. I think he's really cool. Yeah, definitely Mr. Beast or Kai. Kai Sonat. Yeah, definitely. A hundred %. What is the most expensive thing you ever bought in my fucking house? If you can say anything to your 16-year-old self, what would it be? What was I doing at 16? Oh, leave him. Leave Him. Leave Him. Beta is coming. Fair.

Fair. Leave Him. That's joke. Wow, that's so funny.

Beta is coming. Which event do you think changed the course of your career the most? I think the first time I done the BT Awards red carpet because that was the first time a brand had ever put me on a red carpet and said, Do your thing, because I had never presented before. I had never done red carpet.

I had no experience. So they just got them being nella.

They just said, Go out there. And I interviewed so many people. My first thing was that, Gunner. Do you know what I mean? And I was like, so how are you today? You're in LA? Oh, the weather's nice now.

Damn. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Red carpet's brutal, by the way.

It's pressure.

It's a lot of pressure.

So I think, yeah, that.

That's it. Nice, man. Very nice. Guys, I love this podcast.

This was so good.

This was really cool. This was really cool. Anyway, guys, as always, thanks Nella for coming on the Cool.

That was Nella Rose, everybody.

A round of applause and share, right? Yeah.

Nella Rose, everyone. Let's go.

Okay, cool. So now that Nella is back on YouTube and she's about to take over, would you like to let everyone know where they can find you and watch all of your new fantastic videos?

Oh, so I've got loads of videos loaded, so you can find me on Nella Rose on YouTube.

Wow, have a good idea.

Yeah, I've got my own channel, I know you get me. Make sure you go back to the roots.

All right, period. But that's it, isn't it? Yes, sir.

All right, love, love, love.