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Pick your poison. Pick your poison, yeah? Either get your grandmother addicted to heroin.

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Wow. Yeah.

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Or have gyne lips on your mouth.

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I mean, this one is easy for me because both of my grandmothers have passed away.

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All right, let's say your mom then.

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That's close the home. One said, just said, All right, next of kin, your mom.

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I said, Next.

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Have my mom addicted to heroin or have.

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Literally just lips.

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I couldn't see her on that smack. I couldn't see Marjay on the smack. I couldn't.

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See her having pussy lips? No, I don't want... No, I don't want to- No, I don't want to.

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Be on your face. No, I don't want to be on your face. I would be... It's so jarring because I wouldn't be able to take my family seriously if my mom was on a heroine. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's my mom we're talking.

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About, bro. Facts, bro, of course. Oh, God. I can't be. Yeah, yeah.

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Every person you ever meet be like.

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What's going on?

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What.

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Are you trying to do? You're trying to finger my mouth. This is a little weird.

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Yeah, a little bit of texture. It looks familiar. Wow.

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Obviously, it's the other way in it. Yeah, it's going to be.

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This way. No one's ever making icons over you. They're just looking at your mouth. They're just looking at my lips. You're never securing a thing in your life.

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You'd have to go on the smacky then. I love you, but, Marjorie- Sorry, you'd have to go on the smack. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's a pick-up point.

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Yeah, 100 %. Because you're seeing her go through it. All the.

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Stages of addiction. No, man. Is it.

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Addicted to heroin? Addicted. Fuck.

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Fuck, no. Yeah, it'd have to be that, but I'll be gutted every single day.

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Facts. Same here as well, though. I'm putting my mom on it. I'm putting a straight on it. I feel horrible about it, but yeah, I'm not having. I'm not having fucking lips. I'm not having fucking lips because I need to have a life. They've done her dead.

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Yeah, she's in her 50s.

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They've done her death. Yeah, she's in her 50s, bro.

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Yeah, yeah. What's left?

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I like, hopefully. Yeah, yeah. Fingers crossed. Yeah, yeah. Touch wood, touch wood.

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What are this? Pussy lips. You're having pussy lips?

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Yeah. I can't see my grandma in fucking herring. That's crazy. I just wear a face mask. I just have a... Every single day of your life. Yeah, I'll just be messed up.

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Every single day of your life?

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I'm going to have to be. I can still speak, can't I?

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You can still speak. You might sound a bit funny.

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I already do, apparently.

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Don't talk to.

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That dude. I'm so tired of it. Stand up. Go on. Sorry, go on.

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-i.

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Can't do it. -pussy-i couldn't see it. Just going, How are you doing? I'm used to a bacon of cake. It's just that.

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Fucking needle. -shooting up. -oh. Yeah, that's crazy. I couldn't see my mom doing this. I couldn't see you. I couldn't see you. Looking for a vein? Nah, I was smacking you out of my head.

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No, no, no. She'll fight you. She'll fight you and bite you. And she'll lick the fluid.

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Off the floor.

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Oh, God.

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I couldn't see her. -yeah, sure. -i couldn't see her. -yeah. -i couldn't see her cooking that spoon, bro.

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That's nuts. -no. -i'm sure shank you for that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Wow. -what? -jesus.

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-fuck. -goodness me. But you're going to be livid, God forbid, like when your nan passes away and you still have pussy lips.

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Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It'll be fucking annoying after that.

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They're going to be thinking, Why did I choose this one? You're going to be thinking- You're going to be thinking. You're young, bro. You've got a lot of life to live.

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Yeah, bro. Your kids are going to be like, Big man saying, Wag gwan. -wag of your lips and heredity. -who is this even for?

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Who is this even for? I'm not having kids. If I have pussy lips, I'm not.

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Having kids. -if I have pussylips on my face. Oh, it's fag.

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To be fair. That's literally out. That's literally how- Pussy lips.

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Pussy lips in Thailand they start a brothel. Yeah, bro.

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Yeah, your mouth's get fucked. Your mouth's.

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Get fucked. You're getting mad. That's not the way you live now.

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Thailand, you know? Your head's getting fucked. Nah, that's scary. They'll say close it.

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Remove those tea hair and.

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Close it. Give us tea felt and close it. Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Jesus. Oh, gross. Wow.

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Oh, God. That's a king.

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Do you know the inside of your mouth is.

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The exact same as-Yeah, I've heard. -yeah, I've heard.

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Yeah, I've heard. -yeah, I've heard. -yeah, I've heard.

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-yeah, I've heard that too.

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It is as well. Actually is. That's crazy. It is.

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As well. That's totally as well. Now, Rem?

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Yeah, I'm not having pussy lips, man.

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-nan? -nan, gone. -it's going to say.

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Gone, but yeah. -not gone, but yeah. On the smack.

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Can I help her in rehab?

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-she can't go in rehab, bro. -she can't go in rehab. She's not going anywhere.

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-she's.

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Not coming anywhere. -she's not coming anywhere. -take her there.

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-nah, she's a dick. -you can take her.

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There, but she's going to escape.

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She's crawling out.

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Why is she going to escape?

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Because she's going to do whatever it takes, bro.

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Yeah, but can I not just try and keep her there?

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I mean, you can put her in rehab, but they didn't just keep you there. She's going to come out and she's jumping straight back on that needle.

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It's not a prison, bro.

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I'm not having pussy lips, man.

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You're doing pussy lips? I'm not.

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Having.

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Pussy.

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Lips.

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Fair enough. Good. Good, B-Y-P.