PICK YOUR POISON! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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- 8 Dec 2023
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Pick your poison. Pick your poison, yeah? Either get your grandmother addicted to heroin.
Wow. Yeah.
Or have gyne lips on your mouth.
I mean, this one is easy for me because both of my grandmothers have passed away.
All right, let's say your mom then.
That's close the home. One said, just said, All right, next of kin, your mom.
I said, Next.
Have my mom addicted to heroin or have.
Literally just lips.
I couldn't see her on that smack. I couldn't see Marjay on the smack. I couldn't.
See her having pussy lips? No, I don't want... No, I don't want to- No, I don't want to.
Be on your face. No, I don't want to be on your face. I would be... It's so jarring because I wouldn't be able to take my family seriously if my mom was on a heroine. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's my mom we're talking.
About, bro. Facts, bro, of course. Oh, God. I can't be. Yeah, yeah.
Every person you ever meet be like.
What's going on?
What.
Are you trying to do? You're trying to finger my mouth. This is a little weird.
Yeah, a little bit of texture. It looks familiar. Wow.
Obviously, it's the other way in it. Yeah, it's going to be.
This way. No one's ever making icons over you. They're just looking at your mouth. They're just looking at my lips. You're never securing a thing in your life.
You'd have to go on the smacky then. I love you, but, Marjorie- Sorry, you'd have to go on the smack. That's crazy. That is crazy. That's a pick-up point.
Yeah, 100 %. Because you're seeing her go through it. All the.
Stages of addiction. No, man. Is it.
Addicted to heroin? Addicted. Fuck.
Fuck, no. Yeah, it'd have to be that, but I'll be gutted every single day.
Facts. Same here as well, though. I'm putting my mom on it. I'm putting a straight on it. I feel horrible about it, but yeah, I'm not having. I'm not having fucking lips. I'm not having fucking lips because I need to have a life. They've done her dead.
Yeah, she's in her 50s.
They've done her death. Yeah, she's in her 50s, bro.
Yeah, yeah. What's left?
I like, hopefully. Yeah, yeah. Fingers crossed. Yeah, yeah. Touch wood, touch wood.
What are this? Pussy lips. You're having pussy lips?
Yeah. I can't see my grandma in fucking herring. That's crazy. I just wear a face mask. I just have a... Every single day of your life. Yeah, I'll just be messed up.
Every single day of your life?
I'm going to have to be. I can still speak, can't I?
You can still speak. You might sound a bit funny.
I already do, apparently.
Don't talk to.
That dude. I'm so tired of it. Stand up. Go on. Sorry, go on.
-i.
Can't do it. -pussy-i couldn't see it. Just going, How are you doing? I'm used to a bacon of cake. It's just that.
Fucking needle. -shooting up. -oh. Yeah, that's crazy. I couldn't see my mom doing this. I couldn't see you. I couldn't see you. Looking for a vein? Nah, I was smacking you out of my head.
No, no, no. She'll fight you. She'll fight you and bite you. And she'll lick the fluid.
Off the floor.
Oh, God.
I couldn't see her. -yeah, sure. -i couldn't see her. -yeah. -i couldn't see her cooking that spoon, bro.
That's nuts. -no. -i'm sure shank you for that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow. -what? -jesus.
-fuck. -goodness me. But you're going to be livid, God forbid, like when your nan passes away and you still have pussy lips.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It'll be fucking annoying after that.
They're going to be thinking, Why did I choose this one? You're going to be thinking- You're going to be thinking. You're young, bro. You've got a lot of life to live.
Yeah, bro. Your kids are going to be like, Big man saying, Wag gwan. -wag of your lips and heredity. -who is this even for?
Who is this even for? I'm not having kids. If I have pussy lips, I'm not.
Having kids. -if I have pussylips on my face. Oh, it's fag.
To be fair. That's literally out. That's literally how- Pussy lips.
Pussy lips in Thailand they start a brothel. Yeah, bro.
Yeah, your mouth's get fucked. Your mouth's.
Get fucked. You're getting mad. That's not the way you live now.
Thailand, you know? Your head's getting fucked. Nah, that's scary. They'll say close it.
Remove those tea hair and.
Close it. Give us tea felt and close it. Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jesus. Oh, gross. Wow.
Oh, God. That's a king.
Do you know the inside of your mouth is.
The exact same as-Yeah, I've heard. -yeah, I've heard.
Yeah, I've heard. -yeah, I've heard. -yeah, I've heard.
-yeah, I've heard that too.
It is as well. Actually is. That's crazy. It is.
As well. That's totally as well. Now, Rem?
Yeah, I'm not having pussy lips, man.
-nan? -nan, gone. -it's going to say.
Gone, but yeah. -not gone, but yeah. On the smack.
Can I help her in rehab?
-she can't go in rehab, bro. -she can't go in rehab. She's not going anywhere.
-she's.
Not coming anywhere. -she's not coming anywhere. -take her there.
-nah, she's a dick. -you can take her.
There, but she's going to escape.
She's crawling out.
Why is she going to escape?
Because she's going to do whatever it takes, bro.
Yeah, but can I not just try and keep her there?
I mean, you can put her in rehab, but they didn't just keep you there. She's going to come out and she's jumping straight back on that needle.
It's not a prison, bro.
I'm not having pussy lips, man.
You're doing pussy lips? I'm not.
Having.
Pussy.
Lips.
Fair enough. Good. Good, B-Y-P.