The dumbest excuses/reasons your parents have said no. I told my mom I wanted ice cream in the freezer, and she said no because it's raining.

Yeah, that's crazy. That's not ice cream weather. That's not an excuse.

I just want ice cream. I want a dessert.

Bro, I already told you my mom was on the salad thing in the summer. That's brazy. Boiled potatoes, bald eggs, and salad because it's too hot to cook. After a hot play outside?

You need my hot plate? You need comfort food. I want a burger with a hot dog and a drink I'm not going to drink on the side.

I need to rejuvenate. Mom, can I go to a friend's party? No. Why? Because I don't know them.

That was...

Of course you don't know them.

My parents, my mom especially, would never, ever allow me to have a sleepover purely because her response is, What's wrong with our house? You're what's wrong with our house.

Because of this attitude, if you let me actually go to one, maybe they can return their favor, trade by bar, and they can come through. What's wrong with our house? You're what's wrong with our house.