Things women say to men that they don't realize is rude. You're the guy in this and you've just come home with a fresh trim. Hey, yo.

Come downstairs. I want to show you something. Log one. Look at his fresh waves, man. Look at the trim. What are we saying? What are we saying? Line up's crispy, no?

He got it different this time. Yeah, he got it different this time.

Explain yourself. Is that side supposed to be higher than that side? Cool, cool, cool. You asked for the hypotenuse.

You asked for that obtusting.

You and I said, Give me the Hypotinus.

Say it again. That's all good. Give me that swoosh. Yeah.

Wow.