What's the worst gift you've received from your partner? A radio. I'm a grown-ass woman. He made me unwrap a radio in front of my whole family.

A radio? Do they even sell those anymore? A radio is crazy.

I got a reply text saying she's busy right now, little bro. Little who?

Little bro. Calm and collected. Calm, collected real man. Facts. I mean, he just went back to piping. She's busy right now, little bro.

A book, and the book was titled How to Stay Quiet. I.