What is the most unintelligent lie a partner has ever told you in a relationship? He told me he was trying to break up with me because he borrowed money from a loan shop and he didn't want them to come after me or my family.

That's in Spider-Man chat. Yeah, that's Spider-Man chat. My enemies can't find you.Facts. I'm trying to save us.Yeah, so it's best I leave.

My BM is about to move in with me, but we're not together.

About to move in with me. But trust me, we're not together. Yeah, we're not together.Caviate. Just to let you know, we're not together.Yeah..

I found a text on his phone that read, The day I gave you head, I confronted him and he said, That's how she talks, but she's meant to say she had an attitude. He was her fitness instructor.

The day I gave you head, she's like that. In me, she was grumpy that day. That's insane. I couldn't receive that text.

Apparently, the hickey on his neck is from when he got his neck stuck in a swing set.