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We're going to jump straight in today. We're going to mix up the order and we're going to go pick your poison from the jump. Let's go. We're just going to get funky with it. You go first. Cool.

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Pick your poison. Buy and use secondhand anal beads.

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Wow! Okay.

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B, walk in on your parents having a threesome with your best friend?

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I'm thinking how easy is it to just charge your parents? In that scenario, it's basic. There's only a, I think I've said this before, there's only a certain limit my emotions can raise before I just go black.

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Okay, yeah.

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That walking on that, you wouldn't see a reaction out of me. Because it's just too far. It's way too far. It's more than my mind could ever imagine. To see it, I wouldn't react. I would just lock off because it would be you, obviously.

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-unfortunately. -yeah. You're banging my mom and my dad. Yeah, crazy. Yeah, real crazy. The lights are off. I don't know you. I don't know anyone in this room. Okay. Secondhand, anal beads. I'm assuming for the sake of the game, it's not been cleaned. No. No? No. I couldn't see another person shit in my eyes. I would rather walk in on you banging my mom and my dad. Damn. I'm not having another person's feces inside my body. That's not happening. That's the violation as well.

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Fair.

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Ellis? I'mtrying to think. I'd rather rather have the anal beat. Yeah? Because I'm not losing my parents and my best friend and the trauma what comes with it. That's ridiculous. I'd rather have the anal beat. I'm not going to lie.

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Fair. I don't know.

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That's crazy, bro. Yeah, I'd rather have the anal beat. -the anal beat as well. -yeah. You? I'm going to have to say 'cobies'. Yeah. It's going to have to be. I'm going to have to say 'cobies'. I just can't see my parents bagging you. I can't physically see it. Or are you bagging them?

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I can't see it. That's nuts.

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That's.

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An understatement. That's what I'm saying to you is so much, I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be numb. It will be minor to me.

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It will be numb in that instant or for the first hour, but your brain is never going to forget what.

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You saw. Yeah.

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The reality is going to sink in one day. You're going to have to deal with that emotion.

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One day. I don't always have to deal with it now.

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I'd rather that. Then and then, it's done.

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A next person's nutty on the ting. And then they're-.

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I'd rather that.

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It's fair. I would rather that. I mean, to me, I don't know I want to question you because it makes sense. I'm just telling you, nah. Say less. Right. Pick your poison, yeah? Get your ass fingered by someone who just had the top wings.

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Genesis.

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Yeah, or bite off your own pinky.

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Bro, caveat. I'm rewatching Game of Thrones. I said it to you not too long ago. And I'm on season three, and I'm at a part where Theon Grayjoy has been being tortured by... I was going to say Gordon, Ramsey. Ramsey Bolton? Yeah. And he's up. He's pinkie. Oh, my day. You man, he's saying, Please just cut off. He's screaming. Come in, cut it off. That's crazy.

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I don't know what has to take me there. Cut it off, please.

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He was literally peeling the skin off like that. It was gruesome. What was the first thing? Fingered by hot wing finger.

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Yeah, hot wings. Just eight hot wings. Didn't even bother licking your fingers. Oh, just residue? -yeah.

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Which finger?

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Normal finger, bro.

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He's putting two in there.

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You're getting fingered, bro. He's not giving you a polite little... He's giving you back of your neck like this, and I'm not saying he's not going... He's doing-Yeah-He wants stimulation.

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Wow. Yeah, he wants stimulation from you.

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Or chop my own pinky finger off.

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-bite your own finger off. -bite your own finger off.

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It's going to have to be the. Again, I'm doubling up on it apparently. I wouldn't be able to... I don't think unless there's like a forfeit, I wouldn't be able to bat my own pinky off.

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-yeah, there's no way. -i just wouldn't. There's no way.

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Do you know what I mean? My body will actually stop me.

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-it's always pointless. -it's like trying to hold your own breath till you die. -it's just impossible.

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-it's pointless. -it's not happening. -yeah.

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-wow. -yeah. -it goes. -i've got a choice. How would you feel if you started, just for the sake of the conversation. How would you feel if you're getting obviously the stinks and then you start hearing that gush gush and it was physically impossible because you're a man, as far as we know. But you start, you know that...

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Oh, that's a mack and cheese.

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That Mac & Cheese. That Mac & Cheese. That Mac & Cheese. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -he's got you. -if I heard that? Yeah.

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-he's got you.

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-he's got you. What would I do? I'd block it out. As he's doing it, as I'm bent over, I'm like, La la la la la la la la la la la la la.

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La la la la la la la la la.

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La la la la la. Yeah.

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Wow. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'll get finger-to-finger. Yeah?

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Yeah, it's going to be the Frank's Hot sauce up there, man.

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Damn. That shit is going.

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To be... No, it's not Frank's Hot Source, bro. Yeah, we're talking Trinidad, Scorpion. -oh, fuck. Trinidad, Scorpion. Yeah, that mango, having Niro. -hot chip dust.

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They asked him to use a glove to eat the wings, but he.

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Chose not to. Yeah. Yeah.

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Like the Hot chip challenge, we.

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All use a bit. Yeah, bro.

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A.

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Blaze. It's still going to have to be that though. Yeah, facts. You can't bite off your own. That's ridiculous.

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Yeah, same. I'm not biting off on it. I'm sleeping on my stomach for days because I can't sleep on my back.

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I can't. And you would feel like you need it 24-7. -all of the time. 24-7, bro. -oh, you're.

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Sitting down like this.

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Would be a mission. Yeah, it's just torture. -wow. -you man are not getting content from you that day. -yeah. -that week.