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A robber is banging your wife whilst holding you at gunpoint. You see his dick slip out and she puts it back in. What are you doing? Wow! Bear in mind you've seen it, you're still at gunpoint.

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What am I doing? I think in my head, obviously I'm going to die. But in that moment, I would think I'm Jackie-Jane because I would try to like, you know the ones with guns where you try to like... You flip them like that? Yeah, you flip it all like smacky, sand and I dodge, sign and I'm going for the ribs. Some, I.

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Don't know. Your face would be on the skirting board, bro. You might as well do that and give me the ribs. Skirting board.

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That's why I said I know I'm going to die, but my ego can't take that, bro. My wife knows she's lost the love of her life regardless whether I survive or not.

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Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

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Yeah. Wow. That's a scary scenario.