Position has become available. That I know for a fact you'll be interested in.

That it, mate.

Quality control at the local biscuit factory. You're kidding. I know your dream job. So shall I go to the marine? Duh.

Yes.

On this episode of the commercial Break. I know, I know, I know I sound stupid saying that. Yeah, there was a gun involved and yeah, you gotta people pointing guns at.

Each other, but it wasn't that.

It wasn't that bad. I try to apologize for OJ's misbehavior. Here's what I'm saying.

With his Rocky ins.

Yes, I'm sure if you were those rapscallions out there with those loaded guns. The next episode of the commercial Break starts now. The 30 in the morning. Oh, yeah, guys and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, and this is the poofah of the show, Kristen Joy Hodley. Best to you, Chris Bestie. Brian Bestie, you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. Another episode.

You're welcome.

Yeah, just don't talk about anything today. What do you think? I'll just sit here and stare at the camera? We should do us. We should do a meditation episode of the commercial break. We say nothing, but we just play weird music so you can meditate.

We did the ASMr kind of take. Yeah, our take.

Yeah, that was a little weird. I wasn't in love with that episode. I wasn't in love with the final product of that episode. But that goes for about 469 of the 550 episodes of the commercial break. You know, I was thinking about meditation is because one of our Facebook friends, I say Facebook. I mean Instagram friends. Excuse me, one of our Instagram friends who's not really a friend or barely on Instagram, but they somehow started like their own meditation class that you can buy for $10.99 per month where they do guided meditations for you. And so. And they were giving away a free sample, like, go to YouTube and give, you know, here the sample. You need this daily. It's a daily meditation thing. And I heard it and I just was so disturbed by it. I couldn't imagine meditating to this voice. It was like, no, I don't think I also noticed he did meditation then. He's. Now he's got his own line of candles. He's got his own course on how to be successful. He's like a, you know, he's like one of these newfangled entrepreneurs that just throws anything at the wall to see what sticks.

Yes.

Just like the commercial break.

Yes.

Yeah, we'll do subscriptions. No, we won't. Live shows. Maybe not merch. We'll sell stickers now. We'll give away for free merch two years later. But I'm just, like, so, like, surprised at how, you know, multifaceted. All of a sudden, this person became. And I'm not hating. I think it's a good thing. If you can make money doing this, then do it. The guy's got, like, 260 Instagram followers, and he's pushing it on Instagram. I'm not sure how much money he's going to make, but you do have to start somewhere and listen. There was a time, like, just yesterday when you and I didn't have that many listeners. So, you know, probably today also. But, you know, whatever. Who cares?

That's right. But I always have to start somewhere.

I see this a lot happening now. I see a lot of people are branching out. They're doing their own thing.

Side hustles.

A lot of side hustles going on. They're selling things on Amazon. They're doing the Facebook marketplace. They're building their own workshop. With all of that, you can. And I guess if you do enough of it, you just see which one is working best, and then you put more energy into that. You do literally throw spaghetti at the wall and see which. Yeah, I just don't know that I have that kind of energy or time.

Well, not with 30 kids.

No.

And the podcast.

Yeah, I don't. I don't even want to. Like, I barely spend time with my children, and I barely spend time in this podcast. What am I doing otherwise? I'm thinking about spending time with my children or thinking about the podcast. That's what I'm doing. Yeah. It paralyzes me. Yes. I'm on instagram, hating on other people for doing shit. There are some people out there, they are just type a personalities, and they.

Have to do it all, get it done.

You know who I was talking with? Allison hare about this. Allison Ritz Carr, who's a friend of ours, a friend of the show, supporter.

Of the show, and a friend in life.

Yeah, and a friend in life. Like a real friend. And I think, quite frankly, this show may not have even existed had it not been for my wife and Allison, who really kind of pushed me to do this so I would stop calling them and bothering them, calling my wife. Sometimes we do that. We'll call from across the house.

Hey, we do that, too.

Yeah. It's so stupid. It's so stupid.

Somebody's upstairs.

Yeah. I can't even be bothered to yell. Right.

Was that talking with you about this? Remember the old intercoms in the house?

I do remember the old intercoms, yeah.

Now I don't see those anymore, because.

You don't need them and you just.

Call on the phone. But I do remember the intercoms on the house. Nope. Those were handy.

Those were handy. And I know if I went into a house. Yeah. Dead space. What? Okay, I'm gonna. I can't understand it, so I'm just gonna come upstairs. They never work, so you always ended up just going upstairs anyway. But I always felt like when I went into someone's house with an intercom, that was fancy.

It was.

It was a big enough house that you could not hear people throughout the house, so you had to, you know, told you to send out. Okay. I don't know what he said, but we better go upstairs and see what he said. It was just a way to get people to come to you, is what it was, because they never worked and they all sounded terrible. But, yeah, I always thought they. They were. They were really fancy. But I was talking with Alison about the fact, and she is exactly like this. Like, she is a constant pursuer of new things. And I have that in me. But it's very measured. It's very measured. Right. I'm a constant pursuer of new things that I can just look at for a minute and then forget about, we're such the same.

Because I'm the same way. I'm like, I'm going to do this. Do you have any things I have bought in my life that I was going to do?

Yes. My closet is full.

Guided meditation classes.

Hot yoga.

Exactly.

Zumba.

It's my new thing. And I'm going all in belly dancing.

I think I remember your belly dancing phase.

I think I do classes.

Aerial yoga. I mean, I think almost all of us are guilty of this at some point or another, not having the wherewithal to see it through. But then I just think you buy all the supplies. Yeah, I know. Me, too. I jump in headfirst. I spend $10,000.

The skirt, the belly dance skirt, the shoes, the special shoes. I bought the classes. You know, this shows of yarn.

This show first started, and I thought it was going to be a vodcast, like a video podcast. Right? That's how I first intended it, way, way, way back when my wife started pushing me to do something besides bother her. And so we recorded them on video. Just video. I didn't even know about podcast. I mean, podcasting, I knew about it, but I wasn't interested in it. Cause it just sounded too hard to me. You know, the video editing sounded much easier. It's a fad. It'll go away. So, I swear to God, we bought a camera for $1,000. We bought a desk that I could sit at for a bought adobe. The whole package. Like, the adobe whole package, right? Dollar 199 a month, or whatever it was. I didn't read the fine print. And still today, I cannot cancel adobe. I am in a contract with them. I tried to cancel. They wanted me to buy it out. They were like, yeah, no problem. You just have $3,600 left. And I'm like, go fuck yourself. Here, try to charge my credit card. Go ahead, feel free. Wells Fargo's at limit, kid, and so. But there are people who actually go through with it.

Yeah, they actually go through with it. You know, I always say to myself, which is probably a lazy man's interpretation of the world, I always say to myself, well, I tried it, and I didn't like it. I get it. There you go. Now I have to sell this stuff on eBay. But, you know, whatever. But I do know some people, Allison being one of them, that really goes in hardcore. Like, she thinks she is a constant pursuer of knowledge and improvement and life and, you know, things. I love that new stuff. And she goes out there and she dives in headfirst, and she swims the whole lap. You know what I mean? I drowned in the deep end. I jump in, I drown in the deep end. I come back up, get a towel.

I wait in the shallow line, I get back out.

It's hard. It's hard to be a player. You know what I'm saying? And the older. I mean, the more years I get, I want to refrain from using the word older, because I do think it makes us sound older. We're actually not that old. But the more years I go through, the more I pursue some of these, I'm starting to understand about myself that I got to go the opposite. I got to go. I got to look at it from differently. Let's look at this. Let's do a little research. Let's decide where is the easy place to jump into the pool, and then we can see if we can swim the whole lap, rather than dive in the deep end, drowned, spend $10,000, and then have no intention of doing anything else with it whatsoever. Can't think of how many. I was a Frisbee golfer for a second, I was going to learn how to roller blade. I go into the Starbucks the other day. You know, it's all my friends at the Starbucks.

I learned how to rollerblade. I loved it.

I learned how to rollerblade miserably. But I can roller skate like a son of a bitch. Yeah. And now roller skating's back. Have you seen that?

Like, if you see videos and I've stuff at the skate rink.

Seeing videos of skating rinks here in Atlanta, they are jam fucking packed with adults. Yep, kicking it cool style. Remember all skateboarding?

Couple skates, one leg. I used to be really good at roller skating, too.

I always thought I was gonna win those speed races. You know, like when you went to the school skate night or whatever it was. I won a few of those races. And I always thought I was the fastest until actual people who knew how to skate got on there that I realized that I wasn't good at anything. I'm just middle of the pack. But anyway, so I go into that Starbucks the other day, and one of the girls who's there comes up to me, and I don't know why she asked us. It's like the weirdest random question. She's like, are you a rock climber, Brian? And I was like, what? And she goes, a rock climber? Like, do you climb rocks? And I was like, I think one time I was kind of getting into it. I bought, like, a $1,000 worth of. What do they call it? Yeah, bellying equipment or whatever. You know? I was gonna go climb Mount Everest. I'm scared of fucking heights. I can't even get a foot up off the air before I'm pissing myself. But I was gonna be a rock climber for a second. Cause some girl I was dating was a rock climber.

Right, right. That was. That was quickly and clearly the most unbelievably ridiculous thing I had ever seen.

I thought I was gonna be a rock climber, too. And I went to one of those walls, those indoor walls.

Me too.

And it was so hard.

Yeah.

Never went back.

I know. And this girl, I was. This girl that I was seeing for, like, a hot minute, she was like a professional rock climber. This girl could climb up one of those walls and, like, 30 seconds. Right. She was so good at it, and she encouraged me to just give it a try. And I'm like, I'm scared of heights up to this. But I get to that fucking rock climbing place, and I'm buying everything on the rack. I mean, everything. Newest best, because I'm so scared of heights. I just want the best stuff to make sure I don't fall. And I'm telling you what, I didn't get 5ft in the air, and I jumped right down and I was like, nope, I tried it. I'm good, I'm good. I'm scared. But this girl, the Starbucks, is asking me, are you a rock climber? And I said, yeah, I think I tried it once. Why do you ask? And she goes, you just look like a rock climber. You're just like the kind of guy who rock climbs. And I was like, are you, like, trying to flirt with me or. I'm not sure what's going on here.

It's kind of a weird interaction. And I said, oh, well, thanks. Yeah, what do you say? Thanks. No, I'm actually a chicken shit.

Well, that means maybe that you look fit and.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I look fit. Compared to who? I mean, I guess there are some people I look compared to. Have you seen this body I'm in? Full dad BoD, mod bone. I mean, I think I like a lot about me. I like a lot about me. But it's so hard when you get older to stay toned. That's the hardest thing, right? And I said, I wasn't gonna say older.

I was just gonna say, so as.

You put the weight and the years on, for every child, you gain about three pounds of untoned fat or untoned muscle. I could flip those kids around all day long, but it just doesn't show. Anyway, whatever. I'm gonna get back to the point. I'm talking to Allison about this, and I'm like, how do you do it? Like, how do you just go and just do all the things and keep going? She does so many things. She got a podcast. I think it's culture changers. She's, you know, doing the zumba classes or whatever it is. It's not zumba, actually. I wish I could remember.

It's like a dance.

Yeah, it's like a dance class. She's teaching that. She's a coach, she's a life instructor. She's helping women who are, you know, struggling in their thirties to kind of get out of the rut and they have children and stuff like this. She's telling people about parenting. She's doing all these wonderful things and so knowledgeable about it. She actually takes the time to do the research. Like we don't ever. And I said, how do you do it? A constant pursuer, like true renaissance woman. How do you do it. And she says, I don't know. I just, you know, I get interested in something, I really want to go for it. And I said, I get something interested in something, and I really want to forget about it the next day. I feel like cocaine has ruined my brain because I feel like my impulsivity around wanting to do new things and capture new things and inform myself about new things feels like one big cocaine bender. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm making promises at night that I want to forget in the morning. That's what's going on. I think cocaine has rewired my brain to think.

Grand thoughts follow through on nothing. Yes, because if anything describes a good cocaine bender, it's grand plans follow through on nothing. That is cocaine in a nutshell. You feel like you can conquer the world, but the next morning, you realize I'm still the same fucking moron I was before I started doing cocaine. That's just the truth of the matter. What is the one thing that you tried that you put down that you think you should start up again? Would start up. Could start up like meditating. I caught on all that stuff. I kept with meditating, right?

Yeah.

I kept with yoga. I kept with running. What haven't you kept up with that you would like to reintroduce?

I don't know. I think I needed to introduce something new.

Anal sex. I mean, I'm just saying, that's something you can just throw right in there. Bondage, BDSM.

I'd like to get back into rollerblading or skating. I really enjoyed it.

We should do, like, workout a TCB skate night.

We should?

Yeah. For the people here. Here in Atlanta. Like a rent out a roller rink. And it'll probably just be you and I and Astrid rolling around. Jeff probably won't even attend. He'll be like, $20. Gotta save some cash. Sorry, Chrissy.

Like, do I have to go?

Yeah, do I have to go? I just spent $10,000 renting out this roller skating rink.

He would go there and hang out.

What do you skate? He wouldn't skate.

I don't think so. We took the kids when they were younger, and he did. He got out on the skates, but I was like a fish to water, you know, I jumped back in. I was like. I remembered my glory days just all.

Came back to you. Yeah.

And then, you know, poor, our youngest.

Daughter was out, like, teeter tottering around.

Trying to get around, and I'm, like, flying around in circles, like, hey, guys, look at me. I wasn't very supportive of the two of them.

No, but you got excited. You're like, I'm back, baby. Come back.

Queen of the wheels turning around backwards skating.

I'm back, baby.

That's really what it was like.

I could just see you riding around with some pink tutu all night. I'm back, baby. Your neon, your neon roller blades yeah, glowing in the dark. I'll tell you the one thing that I got into that. I mean, I didn't quit because I was being lazy. I quit because I had to. Like, I really had to. But I'll tell you what I would love to get back into is flying. I would love to go back and fly. I got so excited about that, for a period of time, I thought I was going to be a pilot. I, like, I was imagining myself in, like, an f 16 flying around, like, flying a Delta 5757. I really had dreams.

Captain Green here.

Yeah, Captain Green here. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, my wife, the second she got pregnant, was like, you cannot fly anymore. You cannot fly. Please don't do that. I know that she had a heart attack every time I went out that door. I remember one birthday, she was like, you know, what do you want for your birthday? Like, it's hard to get you something because first of all, I don't need anything. But second of all, I just don't care that much about my birthday. So I was like, listen, I don't know. I don't know. I said all I want. Get me a couple extra hours in the plane. Like, that would be great. Give me a gift certificate. Call up the guy, my flying instructor, tell them I want a couple extra hours on the plane. She wouldn't do it. She would not do it. She was like, nope, I think she had a heart attack every time I.

Walked out the door to fly that?

Yeah.

Yes. You've got 30 young kids.

I know. And then. And then thinking about it there, you know, I never had any close calls. I don't want to over dramatize what happens. But there were a few landings where I was landing it by myself, and it didn't feel all that great. While I was in the plane. No, the plane was kind of, like, cocked sideways. And my instructor was like, you know, whatever he was saying, till down, tail down till now. And here I am, like, here I am, terrified of heights. When I get up in the air, I'm fine, but, you know, when I'm, like, 15ft from the ground trying to maneuver onto the Runway, I'm like, ah, I'm shaking all over the place. One day, the instructor actually asked me, are you all right? I was like, yeah. Why? He's like, I don't know. You seem a little off today. Yeah, I'm just shitting myself over here as you're turning on and off the plane mid air. What are you doing? Stop it. All right, let's take a break. We got more. Oh, we got a game today. We're going to play a game today. I'm so excited about this.

Let's take a break, and then we'll be back with more shenanigans.

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All right, tell us more about the game. You brought it. Anytime. It'd be funny. Sniffing. Snap.

Well, it's just a little game that I picked up the other day I thought might be fun for us to play.

I love the name of it.

It is called porno or pacino.

Porno or Pacino?

Yes.

I guess that's just. That's it. The instructions are in the name porno or pacino.

You have to say, yeah. The other person reads the quote and you have to guess if it's from a porn or from something puppetino said.

Do you want me to go first? You wanna go first?

I'll go first.

Okay, you go first.

Okay. Here, wipe your mouth.

I mean, this is actually pretty hard. I'm gonna say that this is a Pacino quote.

Nope, it's from porn. It's from porn and it gives the name of the porn.

Oh, well, then let's see that.

It's called nothing to hide.

Nothing to hide. Let me google this real quick. Nothing to hide porn movie. Nothing to hide, 1981. Oh, yeah. This is highly graphic. I'm just looking at pictures from it. Wow. All right, here we go. Okay.

Kicked it off.

I am going to fuck with you. And I'm either going to use a porn voice or Pacino's voice? Okay, are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay, here we go. I'm gonna cut your cock off with a spoon.

That was weird. Accent.

Hola. I'm gonna cut your cock off with a spoon.

I'm gonna go Pacino.

It is a porno. Oh. Oh, it is from throbbing hood. Throbbing hood.

Wow. They said that in the porn, huh?

I'm not even sure I want to google this thriving hood porn. Let me see. I'm sure this has got to be a gay porn, right?

I'm going to cut your kafka off with a spoon.

Oh, no. This is a 1992 throbbin hood.

I'm trying to picture what part of the porn you would say that.

I don't know. But this part of the porn. It's not the part where I'm sure he's saying that, replete with porn images.

Give it all to me.

That's got to be pacino.

Or porn.

Or porn.

I like to watch.

I like to watch. Okay, let me see this one. I like these. These are porns with actual, like.

Yeah, yeah.

These are old porns because they have actual plots to them. I like to watch porn. I like to watch porn. I just googled. I just googled. I like to watch porn movie to which open eye, I said, join the club, quantum physics. Oh, my God. This is another 119 82. Geez. These are old movies. Wow. Okay. All right. Extremely graphic. Okay, here it is. Ready? I swore to protect him.

Porn.

It is porn. It's from vampire hunters. Vampire hunters.

Vampire hunter.

Yeah, that would be something. I would go, hey, kids, you want to go see vampire hunters at the Buckhead theater? What do you say to that? That just sounds like a regular movie, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah. That's not a very inventive name. Yes, I am 18 years old or older. Oh, okay. That's an actual. That's like a cartoon movie. Yeah, that's one of those hentai movies. Okay. All right, your turn.

You're a foxy Mama.

You're a foxy mama. That's gotta be a Pacino quote.

It's porn.

It's porn. We've had porn every single time. Is this porno or porno or porno or pacino? Do we shuffle the car?

I don't know. It's from Saturday Night Beaver.

Saturday Night Beaver. Oh, my God. These are great. I love this. Oh, this is a romance film, is what this is.

Of course it is. Saturday Night Beaver.

Oh, yeah. It's Saturday Night Beaver. Look at the COVID of that one Saturday night Beaver. Oh, wow.

A little champagne.

That is another classic. 1986. Back when porn movies had to have plot. Movie plots. I think it was a legal thing, legal compliance thing. I think you had to pretend that it was an actual movie, just with a lot of vulva in it. All right, here we go. Brian's turn. You got all my stuff, right? All that dope?

Pacino.

No, this is another porno from pulp friction.

These names are great.

Pulp friction. I love it. Well, this has got to be the nineties, right? Yeah, this has got to be the nineties Pope friction movie. Well, now they just show me pulp fiction. They don't even. They don't even want to show you the real porn movie. All right. Oh, yeah, that's. That is. That is definitely graphic there. Okay. All right, next one. Oh, pulp friction. Stars. Who's that? Remember that famous. No, nevermind. I thought there was a famous porch star that was in it, but never mind.

Okay, here we go. It's called making people feel good.

It's called making people feel good. I can see Pacino saying that, but given the way that we're going, I'm gonna say Pacino.

Pacino.

Pacino. From which movie?

Sea of love.

Sea of love.

Yes.

That's what happens when you get to, like, al Pacino's advanced age. There are so many movies that he was in that you just don't remember any of them. I mean, I can remember heat and.

Yeah, the godfather.

Yeah, that's the ones I remember. Scent of a woman there is.

Was that Pacino?

What's that? Or was that scent of a woman was Pacino? Because that's when he says, hoa. Hoa. Which is my favorite Pacino line ever. He was like a blind guy.

Yes.

And he was sniffing women's panties or something. Scent of a woman could be a porn too. Actually. Change the name. Just say scent of a woman. Part two sentiment. Part screw. There is something inherently defective in you.

Oh, porn.

This is actually Pacino, Gino.

Okay, I wanted to go Pacino, but my instincts.

I know it's so hard to tell. This game is actually really hard because these sentences are particularly graphic, you know, and so, while a funny premise, I'm not sure executed terribly well, but this is from the movie two for the money, which is, of course, two for the money. One of my favorite Pacino movies. Who doesn't love for two for the money? We have a watch party every Thursday. Two for the money. All right, go for it.

This town's like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.

Oh, that's gotta be a Pacino quote. It is.

Is it Scarface?

Oh, Scarface. There's another one. Okay, so now we got four good Pacino movies. He was in the irishman too, right?

Yes.

And the Irishman was really good. A little bit too long for my taste. 4 hours is. You know, it's enough.

We could have a break in between intermission.

Are you a real doctor?

Oh, porn.

That is not. That is pachina in the very famous movie, one that we watch often around here. Stand up guys. Stand up guys. When is stand up guys? I don't even remember that movie. Do you? Stand up guys? Stand up guys. Is. It's 2012. I don't remember this movie. Wow.

I don't either.

It's got Christopher Walken in it, Alan Arkin, Juliana Margulies.

We need. My. Need to have a movie.

Bill Burr.

What?

All those people who were in a movie I don't hear that. I've never even heard of? How did that happen?

Stand up guy.

It must not have been a stand up movie. Yeah, I don't think it got much marketing.

We need to go brush up on our Pacino.

Or porn.

When in doubt. Fuck.

Oh, this has got to be Pacino.

From scent of a woman.

Yeah. Got it. Knew it. Did it. Okay. And let's see here. All right, just. Oh, this is. This is the only. It's one of the only five lines from Pacino that every human being would know. Just when I thought they were, they pulled me a bucket. Yes, but what movie is it from?

Godfather two.

Godfather three.

Three.

Yes. The worst of the Godfathers.

But it was still good.

I thought it was okay. I didn't think it was great. One and two are like, oh, yeah, some of the best. And you know what? It's become, like, a Christmas tradition now that AMC plays it for Christmas. I love those movies around Christmas. And I don't know why such a terrible movie they love around Christmas, but whatever. I don't want to get home.

People are at home.

Yeah. I don't want to get in my own personal and picky, weird morality. Okay, go.

I made Ralph fuck you because it makes me feel good.

That has got to be Pacino.

It is.

Yeah. And is that from. Hold on, let me see this. Is that from. I made Ralph fuck you, Scarface. Heat. Heat. Oh, that is a great movie. Okay, boys, go clean up that mess.

Pacino.

No, porn. Porn. And from throbbin hood again. I mean, the makers of the game couldn't even find another movie. They were so thin on porn content, they had to start repeating the same movie. That's a cheap shot. What are they doing? AI transcripts or something? Okay.

I don't think these cards were shuffled. I'm gonna shuffle them real quick.

Okay, you shuffle them and then. Ed, I have it. Check your panties. I'm just gonna go through my sound buttons.

What's this?

It's a penis card. That means it's time to get fucked.

I didn't know. Why the penis card?

This is crazy. There's just a card with a picture of a penis on it. Oh, look at that. Porno. What does that mean? What? What does it mean when you get a dick card? Porno. And then there's a gun card. It says Pacino.

Yeah, I definitely did not shuffle these. Looks like.

No. Imagine the surprise when I would pull out one of those penises. Wow, there's a lot of penis cards in there. How many penis cards are in there? What kind of game is this?

Who's this?

Made by Hasbro? Is this a Milton Bradley game? Let me see here. Who made this? Oh, it doesn't even say who made it.

I know. There's no instructions, so I know. Here's rules. Oh, I guess I missed these.

Let me see. I'll review these rules. Rules. Two to four players. Each player is given a porno and a Pacino answering card. Shuffle the remaining quotation cards and place them face down. Okay, so these are the. Okay. It's like when you go to one of those brazilian steakhouses and you hold up the green, you either hold up the dick or the gun.

One of the two.

How to play. There's this two sentences on here, how to play. Choose someone to start on their turn. The player takes the top card, and it reads a quote out loud. Answer it. Great.

It's a fantastic game.

Wow.

Okay.

Somebody made money on you selling you this. Do you realize that? Right?

Okay.

Okay. I think we got to keep the cards face down, though. Oh, there you go. Okay. There was just one that flipped over. Gotcha.

Sometimes I think he's afraid of me.

That's porno.

Yeah.

What's it from?

I like to watch.

I like to. Is that another. I like to watch porn. Let me google that. My wife's gonna look for my phone and be like, I like to watch porn. He's like talking to the computer. I like to watch porn. Henry Hendry. All right, ready?

Yes.

You know you're not supposed to call me on this phone.

Porn.

Porn from Debbie does Dallas. Oh, a classic probably the most famous porn movie ever made.

Probably, yeah.

Debbie does Dallas. That is a classic. You will see a lot of tits. There's not a lot of gratuity. That was, like, the first movie that kind of crossed over into mainstream. The first porn movie. My understanding from all my research on that particular movie.

Okay, here we go. Were your crimes victimless porn? Yes.

And from which porn from Barbara broadcast. Barbara broadcast. That's got to be a good one. You know, we should do Barbara broadcast. What we should do is we should. The movie. We should actually break down like an old seventies porn movie, and we'll, you know, we'll flip through the graphic, more graphic parts. Barbara broadcast is from 1977. Ooh, geez. I didn't even know they made porn movies for, like. I guess I knew. Yeah. There is zero nudity in that movie. There is zero duty in that movie. All right, here we go. I forgot, you don't say much porn. That is right. From the movie. The movie. We all know metal rear solid. Metal rear solid. What?

That's an enticing name.

Meadow. Rear solid. It's kind of weird to say, actually.

Metal rear solid.

Yeah. Okay, let's see here. Let's see if I can find an image here. Oh, yeah. This is a classic 1990s movie where everyone is dressed. It's like a Mad Max movie. With a lot of horns. Yes. With a lot of dick.

Got it.

Okay, two more. Let's do two more.

I'm tired of those damn lemon stealing whores.

Pacino.

Porn.

Which porn?

Lemon stealing horse.

Lemon stealing. Is that. Are we running out of names for porn movies? Lemon stealing whores. It's not supposed to be so literal. Lemon stealing whores. Okay, you ready? Yep. You are in no position to disagree, young lady.

Porn?

No. Pacino. Guess what from scent of a woman. Scent of a woman who? Lemon stealing. All right, that was fun for someone. Got $5 out of Chrissy, but good idea. I liked it. $1212. What? $12.

Well, they took the time to come up with that also.

They took the time to come up with it. They had open AI spit that out for them. And then they just sent it to the printer and said, charge $12. They went to a consignment shop. Where'd you find this? Like, in a trinket store or something?

Oh, it was a little like a boutique.

Oh, boutique in Atlanta. Here in Atlanta. Right. Okay. All right, well, there you go. You got. I don't think we made $12 on this episode, so. Sorry, can't pay you back. You can't expense that, Chrissy.

Interesting.

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Sorry, I was checking on my Paws game on Instagram. My pause game is strong on Instagram.

Your pause.

Do you know what pause game is?

No.

Okay, so wait, I do have to.

Say just to continue on the porno opportunity. It does say on the back, it's pretty funny. It says, battle it out with your friends to discover who is a movie buff and who needs to step away from the tissues.

That's pretty funny. $12, charge 20. Why not? I think even a movie buff wouldn't know the difference. Those are such generic quotes. They're like random generic quotes. They're not explicit. There's nothing like, you know. I don't know. I get why that. I get why when I saw it.

This is a fun, easy game to play.

Yeah, it's a fun, easy game to play when you're super high on some substance at your house.

Yeah.

Highly. Suggest you buy a used copy of this game from the commercial break for $13 plus shipping it. Handling. Pause game is when you're on Instagram and you press pause because there's something quick that you need to see. You know when you press your thumb and it stops the reel?

Well, no.

What's that?

Is that how Pause works?

I'm just teaching you. I know you don't know a lot about Instagram, so I'm just trying to bring you up to speed here. But my pause game is on fleek. And I'm telling you right now, it's on fleek. I'm so good at pressing pause to find that little one moment in the. In the thing. It'll be like, watch here or see this, or.

I thought you meant pause like paws. Like paw patrol.

Like paw paw patrol. Paws.

I thought you were playing some new game.

Some new game with what? Put little paws chopped off blue arms. Oh, my. Triumph the inside. I'm not playing with my dog's paws. She'll never know it's me looking at this porn. If I press pause with the paws, I'm gonna press pause with the paws to keep myself out of it. I take my dog's paws wherever I go when I. Yeah, fingerprints pause. That's how I open my phone. And when it came time to set up my fingerprint scan, I. I did it with blue's paw. Come here, blue. I want to look at some. I better not say that. She'll come charging in here and bark at us. Now, my pause game is like, you know, I'm pausing stuff on. On the Internet, and that's the pause game. So your pause game has got to be strong. This mainly has to do with nipple slips, I think is what really the pause game is for. It's like, you know, some tittle fallout. Real quick. You just pause for 1 second to see it. That's the kind of games I'm playing on my phone. I don't know what you're playing.

Got it. I don't know what you're playing.

Oh, well, don't be wholesome. It's a commercial break. I wanted to mention that I watched the 30 for 30 OJ special that is now playing on Netflix. Now, I'm assuming this is also played on ESPN and that they've just. You know what else I saw was on Netflix? Sex and the City.

Yep.

Here's the thing. I have no interest in Sex and the City, but what's so strange is that HBO owns Sex and the City, but you can watch it only on Netflix. Isn't that strange? Like, shouldn't it just be on HBO? I don't get it. I don't get what's going on over there.

They're switching, swapping. It's a big orgy.

Well, yeah, I know. Well, they're all trying to make their money back because they're losing their fucking shirts and like, Disney owns ESPN, and why wouldn't we have the 30 for 30 on ESPN? But I watched that ten, almost 10 hours, I think eight and a half, something like that. Our documentary in four parts, five parts about OJ Simpson's life. And it was highly fascinating. You know, OJ just died. He passed away. We all have our feelings about OJ Simpson. I think most of us, I assume. Most of us assume that OJ had something to do with the murder of his ex wife and Ron Goldman. Yeah, but he was proven innocent in a court of law. And that's America. That's the country that we live in. And those are the rules that we live by. If you're proven innocent, you are innocent, because no one ever said so. Even though he then wrote a book, or ghost wrote a book called I if I did it.

Yeah, but he lost the civil suit.

He lost the civil suit, and at that time, a huge amount of money, which was like $33 million, I think, is what it was. And then he got sentenced to 33 years in jail for kidnapping and armed robbery in an incident that went down in Las Vegas that is described in the documentary as a rather innocuous event. Like someone went in with a gun and there was some, you know, pushing and shoving. But OJ says he thought his personal effects were inside of this hotel room, like his perhaps trophy or something, old autographs and pictures that he had in a storage unit that he said someone stole from him. And they were in. They were trying to be offloaded from this hotel room. OJ's people got a wind of it, and Oj went in with some ruffians and decided to rough these people up. But they didn't really rough them up. They kind of, you know, there was a little pushing and shoving and yes, there was a gun involved, but all the people who were involved. I know, I know, I know I sound stupid saying that there was a gun involved and, yeah, you got people pointing guns at each other.

There was a gun involved, but it wasn't that bad.

It wasn't that bad. I try to apologize for OJ's misbehavior. Here's what I'm saying.

With his rumpians.

Yes, I'm sure if you were those rapscallions there with those loaded guns, upsetting people's sensibilities. Here's what I'm trying to say. Anybody else?

Can you be any ruffian? Deck?

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Somebody who roughs people up.

Oh, my God. I don't sound so stupid when I think back why I said that. But here's what I'm trying to say. Anybody else had been. Had been accused and convicted of that crime on a first offense, which was OJ's first technical offense. Right? Besides all that woman beating he did when Nicole was alive, they wouldn't have gone to jail for 33 years. They wouldn't have gotten sentenced to 33 years. They may have done a couple years, maybe. But he ended up getting out early. And then he died of prostate cancer very recently. But I watched that show and it really puts so many things in perspective. You know, I think I was just a young teenager when all of this was going down. The OJ Simpson, the murders. But everyone was glued to their television. Every minute of it was broadcast on.

Television before we had a million channels and streaming channels.

Yeah, that's right. You know, when the basic cable had.

60 channels, Internet really hadn't taken off.

Not really. Yeah, I think it was around, but I think. Yeah, it was just not many people using it. Yeah, that's right. And so to relive all of that, interspersed with this commentary on the way that OJ grew up in the projects in south. In San Francisco, and how he was courted, uh, by USC, and how he just became a part of this very wealthy aristocrat, mainly white society. And he really loved it. Right. He was all about it. And he just. That's where he lived. He lived in the upper echelons. And he didn't want to come back down. He wanted to.

He was a celebrity.

He was a celebrity and he. He constantly needed the attention and he loved to live the good life. And then things went south after the murders of Nicole and Ronald, and how.

Well, the good life included lots of cocaine and.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Drugs and alcohol.

Lots of drugs and alcohol. And a lot of incidents. Anger, physically hurting Nicole, some of which were never even technically reported, because even the police didn't want to upset OJ in this prestigious neighborhood that he lived in. And I say all this to say that it is a very interesting take on race relations in America, the OJ Simpson murder trial in general. But then how the judge in the kidnapping and armed robbery case in Las Vegas really threw the book at him, supposedly as payback for being acquitted of the murders. Or that's what some people's take on it is. Right? This includes commentary from the original prosecutors, Marsha Clark and not Chris Darden. He's not in it, even though he was kind of the lead prosecutor in that. A lot of other people who were intimately involved with that case and that situation, and when went down on both sides of the table, people who believed he was innocent, people believed that he was guilty. And if you have the time to watch it or rewatch it, if you haven't, I highly suggest you do that, Chrissy, because it's a very fascinating look.

Yeah, I saw it on Netflix and I thought, I've seen so many different stories about OJ and so many different things.

I think this one has been done better than. Yeah. Including the FX One, American Crime Story, the OJ Simpson. That was a brilliant. I thought, you know, seven episodes of television, but this takes the cake. It really is a very well rounded documentary. And I do suggest you watch it because I think it's very prescient for today and I hope that some of our listeners will go and watch it. I'll leave the commentary up to your own brain because I talk enough on the show as it is and I don't want to. I don't want to be responsible for what goes on in your brain more than I already am.

Porno.

Porno. Pacino. Porno. Pacino. Porno.

Panties.

Panties. Penises. Throbbing hood. Throbin Hood is my favorite. Oh, yeah, go watch it.

Yeah, it looked like there was a guy dressed up as Robin Hood from.

Behind on a tree. That's how I remember Robin Hood. The Kevin Costner movie. Oh, what a terrible movie. Morgan Freeman, Kevin Costner. And what was that soundtrack from? Brian what's his name?

You know, eno.

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I think so.

But I'll tell you that I love.

I love you.

I'll say best to you. Best of you out there on the podcast porno and pacino industry. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say goodbye.