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Wear all the beautiful five foot something women that stays up late scrolling on the TikTok. She's a nurse, has more than one piercing a sleeve tap, traded her yeti cup for an old Stanley, but now she needs an oala. Overthinks everything, works, sleeps and comes home, then repeats like, where you at, babe?

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On this episode of the commercial break, and I want to say to Daisy Edgar Jones and Glenn Powell and find on our beautiful website, tcbpodcast.com.Bye. Hey, I'm Rhett and I'm link. Maybe you know us from our daily YouTube show Good Mythical morning. But this is a little trailer for our Lot of pushback about my twisters rant the other day.Oh, yeah. And it just looked like blockbuster numbers at the box office.I know, I know. Leave it to Brian to be wrong. I mean, I'm right about some things, but I'm wrong about most things. You know, it's just a story of my life. But, you know, last Friday, I went on this big rant about how I didn't think we needed another Twister movie. It was just my personal opinion, and it was forceful, and I did a whole bit on it. And I don't care what you think. I still think the same thing. I think there are some movies that just don't need a part two. I think there are some movies that we can just, like, leave alone. Okay, it had its moment and go away. But my wife was one of the people who pushed back on us. Our booking agency was one of the people who pushed back on us at a whole call with them this morning. And they're like, listen, funny take. But, you know, we're trying to get some of those people to come on the show. So maybe that's not the best thing. I'm like, listen, Glenn Powell's never coming on the show. Glenn Powell is never coming on the commercial break.And let me explain to you why Glenn Powell is the it Boyd. He is white boy Summer with Glenn Powell right now. He is the it boy. He's going to be named People magazine sexiest person alive. He's going to be named times, you know, happy actor of the year, whatever the fuck that he's going. He is a pr jurgenaut right now. And someone was explaining to me, someone inside the business was explaining to me, he's not. He's not gettable. It's really difficult to get him anywhere. Like, you can't book the guy anywhere. He's not doing a ton of press like some other people might be.He's just doing time.He's doing time. Yeah. He's posing shirtless for time.And people.And people and maybe Jimmy Kimmel. But he's blue. Yeah, blue got excited about Glenn Powell, too. Everyone's excited. I said, here's the reason why Glenn Powell's never gonna come, at least not now. He's not gonna come on the commercial break or even entertain the idea of coming on anything like the commercial break. And the reason is, is because when you're ahead that hot, when you're that famous, it's like a Taylor Swift, right? When you're that hot and you're that famous, you have a gravity of your own, and you are not going to fuck it up by being on some shithouse show, you know, number 17 on the comedy podcast charts. It's just not going to happen. You don't need it. And thereyou know, like, cuddled up to a book or whatever. And so last night, I walk in the room, and Astrid is again, like, laying on the bed, like, you know, covers. I think she's sleeping, but then I notice, like, a little peak of light. And I walk over there, and I'm like, are you. What kind of smut are you reading over there? But she can't hear me because, of course, it's a wind tunnel in my house after 07:00 p.m. so I'm like, what in the world is going on over there? Astro? What are you doing? And so she, you know, says, leave me alone. And I go into the bathroom, and she starts texting me, like, I'm 2ft away. And she's texting, and she's like, did you ask me what I was reading? And I said, yeah. What kind of smut are you reading? Is what I asked, what kind of smut are you reading? And she says, I'm reading 50 shades of Gray, but this time it's from Christian Gray's perspective.Oh.And I was like, wait, hold on. What? What do you mean from Christian Gray's perspective? And she goes, well, I. Well, the first one was from Anastasia's perspective, and now this newer version is from Christian Gray's perspective. And I'm just, you know, I'm loving it. And I'm like, okay, I have ammunition for the rest of my fucking life. First of all, I get it. I am. You look at me. I know you married me, and you probably found some value in that at the time. I said I did until I didn't. I said I do until I don't. I know there's some kind of value there. But I also understand I'm not a billionaire.Not yet.Not yet. I'm not a billionaire. I'm not. You know, I get all the things that I'm not. And I get this fantasy fills all that in for you, and it's a 2d version, but whatever. And, you know, I get all that, but I have ammunition for the rest of my life because I'll be goddamned if Astor doesn't walk in half the time, see me watching something stupid and is like, what are you? What trash is this? You know, little people on top of a house, you know, seven little Johnston's. My big, fat, fabulous life. You know, 400 pounds and walking or whatever the fuck it is that I'm what? That I'm watching, you know? And I'm like. I'm always, like, defending myself. I'm like, hey, it's, you know, it's just something to be out in the background. I'm always minimizing it. This is something, I don't know. It was on when I got turned on the tv.Well, there are. There are those shows that you watch to have something on in the background where you don't really have to pay attention to it but you know what's happening.You know what?Keep it up and up.You get it, right?I do.And this is one of those things, like, now I've just kind of drifted away from the TLC a little bit. Now I'm, like, watching back to prestige tv. I'm watching a british show called Brassic right now, which is fucking fantastic if you get a chance to watch it. But anyway, so I thought to myself in the shower, I'm like, I am never, ever going to not have ammunition again for Astrid whenever she asks me what I'm watching, because I'm going to be like, you literally read the same book twice from two different perspectives in the book. I mean, if there's the silliest thing I've ever heard, it's to put two different perspectives together. Do you see Harry Potter from, like, you know, Mordor's perspective? No, of course you don't. Why? Because. I don't know. Because that's not a thing that things do. They're writing books from different people's perspectives. It's an interesting. It's an interesting take on it.Yes.But I know what Astrid's really doing. Little self care. Self care of the morning.That's right.Hey, why not? Listen, whatever.Yeah, no, I mean, it is. It's kind of like an escapism.Do you do your, like. I know this is such, like a. Probably like a. I don't know. Christina would call itCb. 212433 tCb. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. You're going to come to one of our live shows. We'd love to hear it all. Lethemen know. Send us a message, voicemail or text message, and we will respond.I do promise.Or Petey the pigeon.Or Petey the pigeon? Do you have a Petey the pigeon? Have you found Petey the pigeon? Petey the pigeon went away, by the way. And I still think that kid killed him. But that's my personal opinion. At the commercial break on tick tock. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCV podcast on TikTok and YouTube.com. thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I love you.I love you.Best to you, best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say. We do say, and we must say goodbye.I gotta get some cocaine. Gotta be crazy.

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find on our beautiful website, tcbpodcast.com.

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Bye. Hey, I'm Rhett and I'm link. Maybe you know us from our daily YouTube show Good Mythical morning. But this is a little trailer for our Lot of pushback about my twisters rant the other day.

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Oh, yeah. And it just looked like blockbuster numbers at the box office.

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I know, I know. Leave it to Brian to be wrong. I mean, I'm right about some things, but I'm wrong about most things. You know, it's just a story of my life. But, you know, last Friday, I went on this big rant about how I didn't think we needed another Twister movie. It was just my personal opinion, and it was forceful, and I did a whole bit on it. And I don't care what you think. I still think the same thing. I think there are some movies that just don't need a part two. I think there are some movies that we can just, like, leave alone. Okay, it had its moment and go away. But my wife was one of the people who pushed back on us. Our booking agency was one of the people who pushed back on us at a whole call with them this morning. And they're like, listen, funny take. But, you know, we're trying to get some of those people to come on the show. So maybe that's not the best thing. I'm like, listen, Glenn Powell's never coming on the show. Glenn Powell is never coming on the commercial break.

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And let me explain to you why Glenn Powell is the it Boyd. He is white boy Summer with Glenn Powell right now. He is the it boy. He's going to be named People magazine sexiest person alive. He's going to be named times, you know, happy actor of the year, whatever the fuck that he's going. He is a pr jurgenaut right now. And someone was explaining to me, someone inside the business was explaining to me, he's not. He's not gettable. It's really difficult to get him anywhere. Like, you can't book the guy anywhere. He's not doing a ton of press like some other people might be.

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He's just doing time.

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He's doing time. Yeah. He's posing shirtless for time.

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And people.

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And people and maybe Jimmy Kimmel. But he's blue. Yeah, blue got excited about Glenn Powell, too. Everyone's excited. I said, here's the reason why Glenn Powell's never gonna come, at least not now. He's not gonna come on the commercial break or even entertain the idea of coming on anything like the commercial break. And the reason is, is because when you're ahead that hot, when you're that famous, it's like a Taylor Swift, right? When you're that hot and you're that famous, you have a gravity of your own, and you are not going to fuck it up by being on some shithouse show, you know, number 17 on the comedy podcast charts. It's just not going to happen. You don't need it. And thereyou know, like, cuddled up to a book or whatever. And so last night, I walk in the room, and Astrid is again, like, laying on the bed, like, you know, covers. I think she's sleeping, but then I notice, like, a little peak of light. And I walk over there, and I'm like, are you. What kind of smut are you reading over there? But she can't hear me because, of course, it's a wind tunnel in my house after 07:00 p.m. so I'm like, what in the world is going on over there? Astro? What are you doing? And so she, you know, says, leave me alone. And I go into the bathroom, and she starts texting me, like, I'm 2ft away. And she's texting, and she's like, did you ask me what I was reading? And I said, yeah. What kind of smut are you reading? Is what I asked, what kind of smut are you reading? And she says, I'm reading 50 shades of Gray, but this time it's from Christian Gray's perspective.Oh.And I was like, wait, hold on. What? What do you mean from Christian Gray's perspective? And she goes, well, I. Well, the first one was from Anastasia's perspective, and now this newer version is from Christian Gray's perspective. And I'm just, you know, I'm loving it. And I'm like, okay, I have ammunition for the rest of my fucking life. First of all, I get it. I am. You look at me. I know you married me, and you probably found some value in that at the time. I said I did until I didn't. I said I do until I don't. I know there's some kind of value there. But I also understand I'm not a billionaire.Not yet.Not yet. I'm not a billionaire. I'm not. You know, I get all the things that I'm not. And I get this fantasy fills all that in for you, and it's a 2d version, but whatever. And, you know, I get all that, but I have ammunition for the rest of my life because I'll be goddamned if Astor doesn't walk in half the time, see me watching something stupid and is like, what are you? What trash is this? You know, little people on top of a house, you know, seven little Johnston's. My big, fat, fabulous life. You know, 400 pounds and walking or whatever the fuck it is that I'm what? That I'm watching, you know? And I'm like. I'm always, like, defending myself. I'm like, hey, it's, you know, it's just something to be out in the background. I'm always minimizing it. This is something, I don't know. It was on when I got turned on the tv.Well, there are. There are those shows that you watch to have something on in the background where you don't really have to pay attention to it but you know what's happening.You know what?Keep it up and up.You get it, right?I do.And this is one of those things, like, now I've just kind of drifted away from the TLC a little bit. Now I'm, like, watching back to prestige tv. I'm watching a british show called Brassic right now, which is fucking fantastic if you get a chance to watch it. But anyway, so I thought to myself in the shower, I'm like, I am never, ever going to not have ammunition again for Astrid whenever she asks me what I'm watching, because I'm going to be like, you literally read the same book twice from two different perspectives in the book. I mean, if there's the silliest thing I've ever heard, it's to put two different perspectives together. Do you see Harry Potter from, like, you know, Mordor's perspective? No, of course you don't. Why? Because. I don't know. Because that's not a thing that things do. They're writing books from different people's perspectives. It's an interesting. It's an interesting take on it.Yes.But I know what Astrid's really doing. Little self care. Self care of the morning.That's right.Hey, why not? Listen, whatever.Yeah, no, I mean, it is. It's kind of like an escapism.Do you do your, like. I know this is such, like a. Probably like a. I don't know. Christina would call itCb. 212433 tCb. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. You're going to come to one of our live shows. We'd love to hear it all. Lethemen know. Send us a message, voicemail or text message, and we will respond.I do promise.Or Petey the pigeon.Or Petey the pigeon? Do you have a Petey the pigeon? Have you found Petey the pigeon? Petey the pigeon went away, by the way. And I still think that kid killed him. But that's my personal opinion. At the commercial break on tick tock. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCV podcast on TikTok and YouTube.com. thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I love you.I love you.Best to you, best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say. We do say, and we must say goodbye.I gotta get some cocaine. Gotta be crazy.

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you know, like, cuddled up to a book or whatever. And so last night, I walk in the room, and Astrid is again, like, laying on the bed, like, you know, covers. I think she's sleeping, but then I notice, like, a little peak of light. And I walk over there, and I'm like, are you. What kind of smut are you reading over there? But she can't hear me because, of course, it's a wind tunnel in my house after 07:00 p.m. so I'm like, what in the world is going on over there? Astro? What are you doing? And so she, you know, says, leave me alone. And I go into the bathroom, and she starts texting me, like, I'm 2ft away. And she's texting, and she's like, did you ask me what I was reading? And I said, yeah. What kind of smut are you reading? Is what I asked, what kind of smut are you reading? And she says, I'm reading 50 shades of Gray, but this time it's from Christian Gray's perspective.

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Oh.

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And I was like, wait, hold on. What? What do you mean from Christian Gray's perspective? And she goes, well, I. Well, the first one was from Anastasia's perspective, and now this newer version is from Christian Gray's perspective. And I'm just, you know, I'm loving it. And I'm like, okay, I have ammunition for the rest of my fucking life. First of all, I get it. I am. You look at me. I know you married me, and you probably found some value in that at the time. I said I did until I didn't. I said I do until I don't. I know there's some kind of value there. But I also understand I'm not a billionaire.

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Not yet.

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Not yet. I'm not a billionaire. I'm not. You know, I get all the things that I'm not. And I get this fantasy fills all that in for you, and it's a 2d version, but whatever. And, you know, I get all that, but I have ammunition for the rest of my life because I'll be goddamned if Astor doesn't walk in half the time, see me watching something stupid and is like, what are you? What trash is this? You know, little people on top of a house, you know, seven little Johnston's. My big, fat, fabulous life. You know, 400 pounds and walking or whatever the fuck it is that I'm what? That I'm watching, you know? And I'm like. I'm always, like, defending myself. I'm like, hey, it's, you know, it's just something to be out in the background. I'm always minimizing it. This is something, I don't know. It was on when I got turned on the tv.

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Well, there are. There are those shows that you watch to have something on in the background where you don't really have to pay attention to it but you know what's happening.

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You know what?

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Keep it up and up.

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You get it, right?

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I do.

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And this is one of those things, like, now I've just kind of drifted away from the TLC a little bit. Now I'm, like, watching back to prestige tv. I'm watching a british show called Brassic right now, which is fucking fantastic if you get a chance to watch it. But anyway, so I thought to myself in the shower, I'm like, I am never, ever going to not have ammunition again for Astrid whenever she asks me what I'm watching, because I'm going to be like, you literally read the same book twice from two different perspectives in the book. I mean, if there's the silliest thing I've ever heard, it's to put two different perspectives together. Do you see Harry Potter from, like, you know, Mordor's perspective? No, of course you don't. Why? Because. I don't know. Because that's not a thing that things do. They're writing books from different people's perspectives. It's an interesting. It's an interesting take on it.

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Yes.

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But I know what Astrid's really doing. Little self care. Self care of the morning.

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That's right.

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Hey, why not? Listen, whatever.

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Yeah, no, I mean, it is. It's kind of like an escapism.

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Do you do your, like. I know this is such, like a. Probably like a. I don't know. Christina would call itCb. 212433 tCb. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. You're going to come to one of our live shows. We'd love to hear it all. Lethemen know. Send us a message, voicemail or text message, and we will respond.I do promise.Or Petey the pigeon.Or Petey the pigeon? Do you have a Petey the pigeon? Have you found Petey the pigeon? Petey the pigeon went away, by the way. And I still think that kid killed him. But that's my personal opinion. At the commercial break on tick tock. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCV podcast on TikTok and YouTube.com. thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I love you.I love you.Best to you, best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say. We do say, and we must say goodbye.I gotta get some cocaine. Gotta be crazy.

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Cb. 212433 tCb. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. You're going to come to one of our live shows. We'd love to hear it all. Lethemen know. Send us a message, voicemail or text message, and we will respond.

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I do promise.

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Or Petey the pigeon.

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Or Petey the pigeon? Do you have a Petey the pigeon? Have you found Petey the pigeon? Petey the pigeon went away, by the way. And I still think that kid killed him. But that's my personal opinion. At the commercial break on tick tock. Add the commercial break on Instagram, TCV podcast on TikTok and YouTube.com. thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.

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I think so.

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But I love you.

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I love you.

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Best to you, best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say. We do say, and we must say goodbye.

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I gotta get some cocaine. Gotta be crazy.