God, everything is possible with God, everything is possible Nathaniel chain Deutsch Nathaniel Chain Deutsch with God everything is possible on this episode of the commercial break, I remember feeling this way about one of the bands that I was in, like, when we started getting gigs. I was like, this is it. This is the moment. Yeah, I probably shouldn't even be talking about this because I never went on stage unless I was totally inebriated.

He fell off.

I fell off a stage. I was so inebriated. Zoddy said, oh, you thought they were.

Gonna catch you, but they didn't.

Dying on the floor. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my alien friend, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chrissy.

Best to you, Brian.

Best to you, aliens out there in the podcast universe. How are you doing? Thank you for joining us. We are here yet again. And the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. And Brian and Chrissy never shut down.

The fuck up until they fall off.

Until the will fall, until the contract comes to an end. Yeah, I'm gonna renegotiate that contract of one day a week. But if we're not making money now, we certainly won't be making money if we go one day a week. Anyway, thanks for. Thanks for being here. Certainly appreciate it. I was just on the Instas, and I do have to let you know that the nineties, like we were talking about, the nineties, early two thousands resurgence of new metal and prog rock or whatever you call it, you know, hard rock or whatever, continues on my Instagram algorithm as I just saw a reel with Limp Bizkit and Ed Sheeran.

Oh.

Singing a song together. Because little known fact, Ed Sheeran has a limp Bizkit tattoo. That is how much Ed Sheeran loves limp Bizkit.

Whoa.

And Limp Bizkit is back. I mean, they are playing, I saw this video where they were playing down in Rio or something, Brazil or some south american venue, and there were no shit. Tens of thousands of people bouncing up and down like it was Woodstock 99. It was insane how many people were getting into limp Bizkit. I mean, and listen, I ain't hating whatever cool. You like limp Bizkit. You like limp Bizkit was never my thing. But if you like it, you like it.

But what a Woodstock 99 thing, too? Did not cast them in a good light, that documentary.

No. Well, I mean. Okay, so let's get into it. So the producers of the show, in their infinite wisdom, this ass hat, who was a part of the Michael whatever his name is, it was a part of the original Woodstock, then Woodstock 94, then Woodstock 99. Always looking to make a dollar and listen that he was always about that. Even back in 1969, he was the same way from day one. It wasn't like the guy changed or sold out or anything. He was. He wanted to make a billion dollars off of Woodstock 69. People just came, and they broke down the fences, and then he had a problem on his hands, and him and other people made it safe enough that people survived. And a lot of people were born from that weekend, too. But in Woodstock 99, it was just a terrible event. Terribly set up, terribly staffed, terrible planning. And then they put a really weird mix of music up there. Limp Bizkit was toward the end of, I think, Saturday, or whatever it was, they were toward the end of Saturday. And one of the producers of the show, sensing smartly that things were getting out of control, said, you gotta calm them down, Fred.

Right? You gotta, like, you know, talk to him. Stop that. People are getting hurt out there. It's getting a little bit crazy. And he did the Fred Durst, and he did the exact opposite. He got them riled up. And I mean, in a way that is clear when you watch the video footage of. From MTV of that day. That's really when shit got sideways is after Limp Bizkit, according to Fred Durst, can you imagine waiting six months to tell your parents? And she's like, she's 21 years old, so she, you know, she can do what she wants, but they're so involved in all the kids lives. To be that involved and not know you're pregnant, that would be a real kick in the potatoes. If, like, one of my kids came to me and said, I got someone pregnant, she's six and a half months along. Or, I'm pregnant, I'm six and a half months along, I would be like, what? What? What? You're not living here. Don't bring that kid around here.I just raised you.I just raised you. That's right. You just got out of the house. I don't want you back in the house. No, you're not getting Botox for your birthday, so stop asking. It's Elizabeth, the girl who's pregnant, okay?And they were trying to figure out, too, like, what if it was gonna be a little personal, little person or.Or a normal size normie. A normie, as they call it.Uh huh.It's gonna be a normie.And it's gonna be a normie.Gonna be a normie. So congratulations. I think it's Elizabeth and Bryce are their names. Congratulations. I know they've already you. I know they've already had the baby, so.Oh, in real.Well, I found out about this at the beginning of the season because I got served up a reel on instagram that completely, you know, spoiler alert, she had a baby. And I was like, what?Okay, that's crazy.And she had it with her longtime boyfriend, so. Well, whatever. Good for them. God bless. On your way. They live here in Georgia, too, do they? Yeah, they do. They live in, like, the south part of Georgia.Okay.Like, south part of Atlanta. Way south of Atlanta.The part of that land, like, wherever I. What's her name? From nine eight? Angela.Angela. Angela. Angela. I thought you about to say Marjorie Taylor Greene.No, she's north.Oh, she's north.Yeah.I don't know where she is. I don't know. I was. My heart always aches a little bit.I know.When I learned. When I remember that she is from Georgia. Yeah. Not quite as far as Angela, somewhere in between. But anyway, now you guys are bored, so here we go. September 25 on a Wednesday, September 26 on a Thursday. We're going to be in Orlando and then Tampa. If you would like to join us, we're going to give information about how to buy those tickets very soon, so keep an eye out. Some people are asking like, I can't find the tickets anywhere. They're not available yet. We'll let you know when they are. I'm just really pre prepping.Yeah, you are.I'm laying. I'm laying the groundwork for as many people to hear this as possible. We're going to have a great time and we wish that you would come. And if you're gonna come, let us know. 212433 TCB. That's 212-43-3822 we'd love to hear from you. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, we take them all with that phone number via text or via voicemail. Do yourself a favor. Get a free TCB sticker. Why not? Astrid will send you one. If you go to the website tcbpodcast.com, hit the contact us button and then go to the dropdown menu that says, I want my free sticker. Send us your physical address. We'll send you a sticker. No musk, no fuss. It's on us. I just made that up. No fuss, no muscles on us. Also, please do us a favor at the commercial break on Instagram and YouTube.com, slash the commercial break. All right, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you that I love you. I'll say best to you, best to you, best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say goodbye.I get ass.

can you imagine waiting six months to tell your parents? And she's like, she's 21 years old, so she, you know, she can do what she wants, but they're so involved in all the kids lives. To be that involved and not know you're pregnant, that would be a real kick in the potatoes. If, like, one of my kids came to me and said, I got someone pregnant, she's six and a half months along. Or, I'm pregnant, I'm six and a half months along, I would be like, what? What? What? You're not living here. Don't bring that kid around here.

I just raised you.

I just raised you. That's right. You just got out of the house. I don't want you back in the house. No, you're not getting Botox for your birthday, so stop asking. It's Elizabeth, the girl who's pregnant, okay?

And they were trying to figure out, too, like, what if it was gonna be a little personal, little person or.

Or a normal size normie. A normie, as they call it.

Uh huh.

It's gonna be a normie.

And it's gonna be a normie.

Gonna be a normie. So congratulations. I think it's Elizabeth and Bryce are their names. Congratulations. I know they've already you. I know they've already had the baby, so.

Oh, in real.

Well, I found out about this at the beginning of the season because I got served up a reel on instagram that completely, you know, spoiler alert, she had a baby. And I was like, what?

Okay, that's crazy.

And she had it with her longtime boyfriend, so. Well, whatever. Good for them. God bless. On your way. They live here in Georgia, too, do they? Yeah, they do. They live in, like, the south part of Georgia.

Okay.

Like, south part of Atlanta. Way south of Atlanta.

The part of that land, like, wherever I. What's her name? From nine eight? Angela.

Angela. Angela. Angela. I thought you about to say Marjorie Taylor Greene.

No, she's north.

Oh, she's north.

Yeah.

I don't know where she is. I don't know. I was. My heart always aches a little bit.

I know.

When I learned. When I remember that she is from Georgia. Yeah. Not quite as far as Angela, somewhere in between. But anyway, now you guys are bored, so here we go. September 25 on a Wednesday, September 26 on a Thursday. We're going to be in Orlando and then Tampa. If you would like to join us, we're going to give information about how to buy those tickets very soon, so keep an eye out. Some people are asking like, I can't find the tickets anywhere. They're not available yet. We'll let you know when they are. I'm just really pre prepping.

Yeah, you are.

I'm laying. I'm laying the groundwork for as many people to hear this as possible. We're going to have a great time and we wish that you would come. And if you're gonna come, let us know. 212433 TCB. That's 212-43-3822 we'd love to hear from you. Questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas, we take them all with that phone number via text or via voicemail. Do yourself a favor. Get a free TCB sticker. Why not? Astrid will send you one. If you go to the website tcbpodcast.com, hit the contact us button and then go to the dropdown menu that says, I want my free sticker. Send us your physical address. We'll send you a sticker. No musk, no fuss. It's on us. I just made that up. No fuss, no muscles on us. Also, please do us a favor at the commercial break on Instagram and YouTube.com, slash the commercial break. All right, Chrissy, I guess that's all I can do for today.

I think so.

But I'll tell you that I love you. I'll say best to you, best to you, best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say goodbye.

I get ass.