And, baby, if I'm in a bad mood, this is your big toe. Just put it in my mouth, very deep into my throat.

Down your throat?

Yeah.

So she shuts up. Yeah.

It's like a pacifier in my mouth.

I love it. So true love. On this episode of the commercial Break, don't fill your fucking post with stuff and then say if you know, you know, as if you're running around with some secret group of, you know, like Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, and, you know, President Obama are running around in some limousine, you know, in San Diego, taking you to special restaurants that only certain people know about. Like, I'm not allowed to talk about.

A secret service set sign an NDA.

Yeah, I signed twelve NDA. Come on. Please don't do that. The next episode of the commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, guys and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. Pamela to my Trump. Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.

Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us on yet another episode, commercial run, the only one you ever need. Fact, fiction or fact. I have to tell you that I'm getting really annoyed with a particular thing that people do on social media. And because I spend so much of my time digging into that stupid fucking Instagram and TikTok to find content for the show, there is this thing that I've noticed that people do, and there's a couple people that I know specifically, like, follow them. They follow me, and it's driving me fucking crazy because I don't get the point. And it's starting to get just a little bit obnoxious, if you know what I mean. And that is if you know, you know, if you know, you. You know, I weigh I y k y k or something like that, right? Let's talk about if you know. You know. If you know. You know is your way of telling the world that you're doing something much cooler than they are and that only the cool kids know what that is. You taking random pictures of, like, a location or a food or a person or a shoe or whatever and putting that stupid ik y dk y n y whatever that fucking shit is on the bottom of your post.

Can we forget about that? Because all you're doing is just, like, perpetuating this clickish bullshit that we can all just get over now because it's 2024 and we don't need it. It's like, you know, something that we don't know, congratulations. You know something that we don't know.

Inside, you've got a little group.

Yeah.

That knows about things.

If you take a picture, net picture next to Oprah Winfrey, and you say, if you know, you know? Then fuck, yeah. If you know, you know, because we all know it's Oprah Winfrey. And why the fuck are you standing next to her? Right? That's a good one. But if you take a picture of your food and then you put the place that you're at and you say, if you know, you know. No, I don't know. Cause I don't live in your fucking state, and I have no idea what you're eating, and it looks gross anyway. And why are you taking the time out of your day to take a picture of what you're eating before you eat it? This most obnoxious thing in the world. You're not a food journalist. You're a person on the Internet trying to be a person of influence, to that Tyson fight.Yeah. What happened?It was supposed to be on Sunday. I think it was July 7. It was supposed to be on that night live on Netflix.Who backed out?No, Tyson backed out. He didn't back out. He paused because he got some kind of injury, and so he paused. The doctors were like, no, you can't do this right now. You got to wait a couple months. So apparently the Paul brother is waiting for Tyson to be better. Still on. It's just there's not been a new date set yet. But I was really excited about that fight because I figured I know, we.Said we were going to do a little watch party and everything.Yeah, I will once it comes out. Well, thank God we didn't do the watch party until I 7th, no one.Would have been watching and I wasn't in town.I would have had my head in the toilet and Chrissy would have been on an airplane. So there you go.It was meant to be.It just wasn't meant. Thanks, Tyson, for delaying the fight, but I really wanted to see Tyson get back in the ring.I did, too.Yeah, not so he could bite anybody's ear off or anything like that, but so that we could see what kind of shape Tyson was in and then see how hard he was going to hit this ball, brother. Which just would have been great. I mean, honestly.Well, it's still gonna happen.I think it still will happen. There's too much money involved and all the players are in the right place.You know, they've announced it. They've announced like, we've announced our dates.Yeah, it's kind of the same thing. We press pause. Hold on 1 second. Hold on 1 second. I didn't mean to say that. Okay, let me share a little bit so that we don't get. So we get a bunch of. I know we're gonna get a bunch of people that are texting us and calling us. We got some dates from our promoter. We were negotiating those dates. They seemed exact thing. It is really the same exact thing with a cute few extra added songs or whatever it is. And she sold more copies of Taylor's versions of those albums than she did of the original versions of those when they came. When they first came out. And apparently she still got one or two albums left to do. What a huge undertaking and a huge, like, I'm going to control my shit. I'm pulling it back. And she went on a PR campaign to tell everybody not to press play on that version, press play on Taylor's version, and they all did. And that she made them feel that it was a bad thing to press play on the other version. And it was just an amazing move. Like power move. Like super ballsy power move by a super rock star, right? It's like a total rock star move. The kind of move we can't pull here at the commercial break. If we ever tried to roll over on somebody, they'd be like, yeah, it really.Guys, it's like when blue comes in here and jumps on my leg and I just push her down. That'd be me. That'd be the commercial break asking for anything. But I just have to share that. And here's why I wanted to share it. Not to make a point, not to give you my opinion, because it's not important. I just wanted to share it, that it's out there. And if you're interested in that kind of shit, you should go watch it. Taylor versus scooter.I'm gonna watch it.Really interesting documentary. Two versions. The first is Taylor's, the second is scooters. Neither of them talk in this directly. Like, there's press clips, but neither of them say anything directly. But there's a lot of archival footage. They take you through some periods. They get. They take you way back to the beginning. They show you how this all went down. And then they have high influence attorneys and entertainment lawyers who will share their opinions on exactly what was going on. And I guarantee you it's 2 hours that will go quick and you will find very fascinating. All right, thank you. I just wanted to share that.Well, apparently, you know, and I don't know if you know, you know, documentary. So I need to watch it and get in the know, take a picture.Of your foot and send it to me. One time they like, took a picture of them at a, like a creek or something, you know, with like rocks and water, flowing water. And their 2ft were just like hanging out and they were taking a picture of their foot and it was like, of all the creeks in the world. I know that one.Yeah.Come on.No, that's ridiculous.Oh, my gosh. Please stop saying if you know. You know. Start here on the commercial break. Let them know that you don't know and that you don't care if they know. Just let them know that. Let them know you don't know and you don't care if you know.Start that acronym.That's right. All right, well, listen, we're gonna get our shit together and we'll give you the dates on the, on the tour very shortly. Here. Just bear with us. We're the commercial break. Just know that everything is gonna have some kind of wrench. Yes, it's always fluid.Truth, probably.Yeah, it's probably gonna be fluid right up until the minute we show up on stage, honestly. All right, do us a favor. Go to tcbpodcast.com. we want to give you a free sticker and all you got to do is go to the website, hit the contact us button, use that drop down menu to drop that down, and then it says, I want my free sticker. And then you'll give us your address and we'll send off that sticker. You can also watch the audio and the video. You can watch the video, listen to the audio there. Find out more about chrissy. And I will announce when our tour, when our shows are going to be and how you can get tickets on our socials. So please go follow us at the commercial break on instagram. We would really appreciate it. We'd just be in love with you if you would. And you can communicate with us through there too. Also, astrid reminded me there is a DM function. Go ahead and dm us nice. And someone here will respond. 212433 TCB. That's 212-43-3822 questions, comments, concerns, contents, ideas. If you want to go to one of the shows, if you will go to one of the shows, let us know.We would love to see you. So let us know if you're going to be there. And YouTube.com thecommercial rink. First of all, clip and all of our. It never does. All right, Chrissy, definitely. All I can do for today.I think so.But man, do I love you. I love you and best to you. Best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye.I take a dig and keep on licking.

to that Tyson fight.

Yeah. What happened?

It was supposed to be on Sunday. I think it was July 7. It was supposed to be on that night live on Netflix.

Who backed out?

No, Tyson backed out. He didn't back out. He paused because he got some kind of injury, and so he paused. The doctors were like, no, you can't do this right now. You got to wait a couple months. So apparently the Paul brother is waiting for Tyson to be better. Still on. It's just there's not been a new date set yet. But I was really excited about that fight because I figured I know, we.

Said we were going to do a little watch party and everything.

Yeah, I will once it comes out. Well, thank God we didn't do the watch party until I 7th, no one.

Would have been watching and I wasn't in town.

I would have had my head in the toilet and Chrissy would have been on an airplane. So there you go.

It was meant to be.

It just wasn't meant. Thanks, Tyson, for delaying the fight, but I really wanted to see Tyson get back in the ring.

I did, too.

Yeah, not so he could bite anybody's ear off or anything like that, but so that we could see what kind of shape Tyson was in and then see how hard he was going to hit this ball, brother. Which just would have been great. I mean, honestly.

Well, it's still gonna happen.

I think it still will happen. There's too much money involved and all the players are in the right place.

You know, they've announced it. They've announced like, we've announced our dates.

Yeah, it's kind of the same thing. We press pause. Hold on 1 second. Hold on 1 second. I didn't mean to say that. Okay, let me share a little bit so that we don't get. So we get a bunch of. I know we're gonna get a bunch of people that are texting us and calling us. We got some dates from our promoter. We were negotiating those dates. They seemed exact thing. It is really the same exact thing with a cute few extra added songs or whatever it is. And she sold more copies of Taylor's versions of those albums than she did of the original versions of those when they came. When they first came out. And apparently she still got one or two albums left to do. What a huge undertaking and a huge, like, I'm going to control my shit. I'm pulling it back. And she went on a PR campaign to tell everybody not to press play on that version, press play on Taylor's version, and they all did. And that she made them feel that it was a bad thing to press play on the other version. And it was just an amazing move. Like power move. Like super ballsy power move by a super rock star, right? It's like a total rock star move. The kind of move we can't pull here at the commercial break. If we ever tried to roll over on somebody, they'd be like, yeah, it really.Guys, it's like when blue comes in here and jumps on my leg and I just push her down. That'd be me. That'd be the commercial break asking for anything. But I just have to share that. And here's why I wanted to share it. Not to make a point, not to give you my opinion, because it's not important. I just wanted to share it, that it's out there. And if you're interested in that kind of shit, you should go watch it. Taylor versus scooter.I'm gonna watch it.Really interesting documentary. Two versions. The first is Taylor's, the second is scooters. Neither of them talk in this directly. Like, there's press clips, but neither of them say anything directly. But there's a lot of archival footage. They take you through some periods. They get. They take you way back to the beginning. They show you how this all went down. And then they have high influence attorneys and entertainment lawyers who will share their opinions on exactly what was going on. And I guarantee you it's 2 hours that will go quick and you will find very fascinating. All right, thank you. I just wanted to share that.Well, apparently, you know, and I don't know if you know, you know, documentary. So I need to watch it and get in the know, take a picture.Of your foot and send it to me. One time they like, took a picture of them at a, like a creek or something, you know, with like rocks and water, flowing water. And their 2ft were just like hanging out and they were taking a picture of their foot and it was like, of all the creeks in the world. I know that one.Yeah.Come on.No, that's ridiculous.Oh, my gosh. Please stop saying if you know. You know. Start here on the commercial break. Let them know that you don't know and that you don't care if they know. Just let them know that. Let them know you don't know and you don't care if you know.Start that acronym.That's right. All right, well, listen, we're gonna get our shit together and we'll give you the dates on the, on the tour very shortly. Here. Just bear with us. We're the commercial break. Just know that everything is gonna have some kind of wrench. Yes, it's always fluid.Truth, probably.Yeah, it's probably gonna be fluid right up until the minute we show up on stage, honestly. All right, do us a favor. Go to tcbpodcast.com. we want to give you a free sticker and all you got to do is go to the website, hit the contact us button, use that drop down menu to drop that down, and then it says, I want my free sticker. And then you'll give us your address and we'll send off that sticker. You can also watch the audio and the video. You can watch the video, listen to the audio there. Find out more about chrissy. And I will announce when our tour, when our shows are going to be and how you can get tickets on our socials. So please go follow us at the commercial break on instagram. We would really appreciate it. We'd just be in love with you if you would. And you can communicate with us through there too. Also, astrid reminded me there is a DM function. Go ahead and dm us nice. And someone here will respond. 212433 TCB. That's 212-43-3822 questions, comments, concerns, contents, ideas. If you want to go to one of the shows, if you will go to one of the shows, let us know.We would love to see you. So let us know if you're going to be there. And YouTube.com thecommercial rink. First of all, clip and all of our. It never does. All right, Chrissy, definitely. All I can do for today.I think so.But man, do I love you. I love you and best to you. Best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye.I take a dig and keep on licking.

exact thing. It is really the same exact thing with a cute few extra added songs or whatever it is. And she sold more copies of Taylor's versions of those albums than she did of the original versions of those when they came. When they first came out. And apparently she still got one or two albums left to do. What a huge undertaking and a huge, like, I'm going to control my shit. I'm pulling it back. And she went on a PR campaign to tell everybody not to press play on that version, press play on Taylor's version, and they all did. And that she made them feel that it was a bad thing to press play on the other version. And it was just an amazing move. Like power move. Like super ballsy power move by a super rock star, right? It's like a total rock star move. The kind of move we can't pull here at the commercial break. If we ever tried to roll over on somebody, they'd be like, yeah, it really.

Guys, it's like when blue comes in here and jumps on my leg and I just push her down. That'd be me. That'd be the commercial break asking for anything. But I just have to share that. And here's why I wanted to share it. Not to make a point, not to give you my opinion, because it's not important. I just wanted to share it, that it's out there. And if you're interested in that kind of shit, you should go watch it. Taylor versus scooter.

I'm gonna watch it.

Really interesting documentary. Two versions. The first is Taylor's, the second is scooters. Neither of them talk in this directly. Like, there's press clips, but neither of them say anything directly. But there's a lot of archival footage. They take you through some periods. They get. They take you way back to the beginning. They show you how this all went down. And then they have high influence attorneys and entertainment lawyers who will share their opinions on exactly what was going on. And I guarantee you it's 2 hours that will go quick and you will find very fascinating. All right, thank you. I just wanted to share that.

Well, apparently, you know, and I don't know if you know, you know, documentary. So I need to watch it and get in the know, take a picture.

Of your foot and send it to me. One time they like, took a picture of them at a, like a creek or something, you know, with like rocks and water, flowing water. And their 2ft were just like hanging out and they were taking a picture of their foot and it was like, of all the creeks in the world. I know that one.

Yeah.

Come on.

No, that's ridiculous.

Oh, my gosh. Please stop saying if you know. You know. Start here on the commercial break. Let them know that you don't know and that you don't care if they know. Just let them know that. Let them know you don't know and you don't care if you know.

Start that acronym.

That's right. All right, well, listen, we're gonna get our shit together and we'll give you the dates on the, on the tour very shortly. Here. Just bear with us. We're the commercial break. Just know that everything is gonna have some kind of wrench. Yes, it's always fluid.

Truth, probably.

Yeah, it's probably gonna be fluid right up until the minute we show up on stage, honestly. All right, do us a favor. Go to tcbpodcast.com. we want to give you a free sticker and all you got to do is go to the website, hit the contact us button, use that drop down menu to drop that down, and then it says, I want my free sticker. And then you'll give us your address and we'll send off that sticker. You can also watch the audio and the video. You can watch the video, listen to the audio there. Find out more about chrissy. And I will announce when our tour, when our shows are going to be and how you can get tickets on our socials. So please go follow us at the commercial break on instagram. We would really appreciate it. We'd just be in love with you if you would. And you can communicate with us through there too. Also, astrid reminded me there is a DM function. Go ahead and dm us nice. And someone here will respond. 212433 TCB. That's 212-43-3822 questions, comments, concerns, contents, ideas. If you want to go to one of the shows, if you will go to one of the shows, let us know.

We would love to see you. So let us know if you're going to be there. And YouTube.com thecommercial rink. First of all, clip and all of our. It never does. All right, Chrissy, definitely. All I can do for today.

I think so.

But man, do I love you. I love you and best to you. Best to you and best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye.

I take a dig and keep on licking.