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In the nineties, we didn't have Google. Like, we had to do this really weird thing, which was just believe people. Such an odd concept. And in fifth grade, this boy, he told me, mo, if you want to have an orgasm, you have to find your clit, and your clit is in your butt. And I believed him for way too long.

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On this episode of the commercial. So your daughter does this, too? She just snacked the entire time.

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Yeah. And I think she knows that we'll, like, she could break us. You know, she already knows that we're not that difficult. You know, we would give up so much information and an interrogation, like, immediately, we'd be fine. We'll bite McDonald's.

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The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, boy. Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the captain of my crunch, Chris and joy. Totally. Best to you, Chrissy.

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Best to you, Brian.

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Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

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I like that one.

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Sometimes I just make shit up right before. Right before I turn on the microphones. I'm like, what should I say, captain to my crunch? That sounds good. Okay. That's a little insight into how Brian's brain works. Little insight into how the entire show works actually just comes into my brain and I say it out loud. For better or for worse, that's how it goes. Kids, welcome to another episode, TCB Infomercial today with Miss Moe Welsh. Well, misses mo. Well, yes, we're excited to have in her brand new special dad jokes on 800 pound gorilla channel on YouTube. Please do check it out. I watched it, and I thought it was really funny. Let me give you a little insight before she comes on, and then we can dig into it.

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Okay?

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So mo comes from a large catholic family. She's got four siblings. So it's what she's one of five. Grew up in this tiny little town in normal, Illinois, and her dad. Normal, normal. She talks. I don't want to give any, you know, let the jokes be hers, but, yes, but it's not a normal town, basically, is how it goes. And none of her siblings turned out to be normal. You have to watch the special to kind of get to the bottom of it. But just let's say this. One of her siblings is a furry, one of her siblings is a stripper, and one of her siblings, I think, is in jail or something like that. You can check this special out and watch it, but it is.

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Sounds normal here.

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Yeah, sounds normal. Here's why I think the special is really interesting. It's like a docu comedy, I guess, because it intersperses her stand up comedy with documentary footage of her life, none of her life, of her pilgrimage to find her father and have a chat with him. After 20 years of not speaking with him, he was in jail at some point. Then it comes back. Go watch it. It's really funny and interesting. It's an hour, so it's like, it's a good digestible bit. And she's got that dark humor that we are such a big fan of here at the commercial break. So dad jokes aptly named Mo Welsh, writer, stand up comedian. And. Yeah, we'll talk to her in just a few.

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Cartoonist.

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Yeah, she did. Like, she. She does those New Yorker cartoons. I think she's done a few of those.

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I love it.

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Those are great. I wish I understood them. They're very high brow and I wish I got them, but sometimes I just don't.

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I agree.

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Do you ever look at that New Yorker and go, yeah, that's too smart for me? I don't know that Moe's done that kind of work, but I'm just sharing that. I've seen those cartoons sometimes and I'm like, I don't get it. Where's the joke? Where's the punchline? But then I remember that, you know.

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I probably should have gone to college.

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Yeah. I want to talk about something quickly before we. Before we have Mo on. What in the good fucked is going on with Creed? I know Moe's gonna be so happy to hear the beginning of her episode.

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You know that band creed? And we did a show a while back, right, where there was like a dj playing creed over in Ibiza.

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Ibiza. No, it was actually in like some little hotel in California. Yeah. Or somewhere in Italy.

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Islands.

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Okay, maybe it was an eye. Let's pretend it was an island, because I don't remember. But I do remember the real you're talking about.

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Well, where she like, mixed Creed with, you know, with.

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Hold on 1 second.

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Dance music.

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Yeah, it was like.

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Right? And people were going nuts.

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Hold me. Now I'm 6ft from the edge and I'm thinking maybe 6ft ain't too far down. She mixed this set into Creed, and no one over the age of 26 is in that crowd. And they are all just jumping up and down, going crazy. And here's them.Yeah. And sometimes, I mean, it's like. Not that I never do it. I just, like. I just, you know, I also have my. My jokes. I want to. That's why I'm out on the road, is to work on this.Yeah, that's why I did all of this prep work. If you don't mind, I'd like to share invite tickets to my shows. Exactly. I went to, I think it was Pete Davidson stand up in a very small club. It was like one of those working on material shows, right? And there was the front row, and the front row really quite rowdy. And so there was a couple of openers. One of the openers was engaging with the crowd. He was doing crowd. We're in a desperate attempt to get them to laugh at anything he said. It was like one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life. He bombed super hard. Poor guy. But then when Pete got on stage, you could tell that these people were, like, piping up, and he just like. He did. He did the same thing that I think you do. He'd, like, walk to the other end of the state. He didn't even give it any. Any oxygen whatsoever. He was just like, I'm going to go over here where it's a little. It's a little less rowdy so that you don't get involved in my show.I mean, most time when you're, like, opening for someone, usually there is like. I mean, at least this is how it used to be. It used to be this thing where it's just like, just don't do crowd work because you can't really, if crowd work goes really well, it's, like, also really hard for somebody follow that, especially if they want to do their jokes. So I don't ever do crowd work. You know, it's like, if you point one thing out, like, that's fine, or if something's going on that's rowdy and you have to say something. But I. Yeah, I have such, like, a written act when I open.Yeah.And I can imagine it was. It would get hard to come back, like, once you're engaging with the crowd than to come back to what you originally were saying, so.Yeah, exactly. They're like, we don't care about your dog.Yeah.Talk to us again.Right.You have been doing comedy for a while. This is like, your. This special is awesome, but is not your first turn on the rodeo. What? I want to ask a question that I ask some comics. What was the first thing that you found funny? Like, what was the first thing you remember finding funny?I mean, I can remember movies that made me laugh, really. You know, I remember. I'm, like, a huge fan of Uncle Buck, and I've actually talked about it.That's a great movie.Yeah. Like, totally. Of my era. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Uncle Buck made me laugh so hard, and then my. It's really weird, though, because, I mean, you saw where I grew up. Like, most of the time, there was no cable. There was maybe there's never cable. And so we just, like, we just play, like, my. My memories as a kid, like, I didn't know stand up was a thing until, like, in my twenties, I'm like, what. What the hell is this? But, but I. So it was like, just with my, you know, with my friends, those are the times I laugh the hardest. Yeah, exactly. Like, almost peeing your pants.I love that.It's like food in their braces or whatever.Do you think you find. Because Uncle Buck is one of my favorites, too, as is the Blues brothers, as is Ferris Bueller's day off. Do you think. You think you are also, like. I mean, everybody finds one of those movies funny, right? But does it connect with you? Because, you know, those characters, like, you lived in that town, you know, those characters you were around that kind of vernacular, and. And, I don't know, it felt very home to me. Like, those movies felt very home to me. I knew that. That scene.Yeah, they definitely felt. They. They all felt like my friend's, you know, parents and Uncle Buck. Like, I mean, it's just like, so obvious why I love Uncle Buck. Because he's like the comedian, the clown of the family, the guy that, like, didn't have his shit together and couldn't make a decision. And so I was like, even as a kid, I think I was like, I'm Uncle Buck. Like, I was never the kid. I was never Gabby Hoffman. I was always Uncle Buck.That is too funny. That in my opinion, planes, trains, automobiles, Uncle Buck. John Candy's best work, hands down.He was so incredible. He's just like one of those stars that, like, I'll think about him. I'm like, oh, my God, I wish he were making the funniest stuff he has.I know he has, like, a total of a minute and 30 seconds in the Blues Brothers movie, and he steals the show by saying, orange whip. Orange whip. Three. Orange whip. Just the, like, the way he says everything. It was so funny. I think you're right. Like, I wonder what. I wonder what brilliance we would have if he was still alive and making movies.And, I mean, he was in the home alone and he's, like, such a part in it. And so he had that great, like, you know, it could be really funny, but he could be empathetic and he's so lovable. And, you know, when I was, like, doing. Because I did some second city in Chicago as well, and they had the photos of, like, him, you know, in second City, Toronto or whatever, like black and white photos, and you're just. Yeah, it just felt like you were, like, amongst royalty.You know, when you do second City and you are walking down those halls and you're up on that stage, does that feel intimidating the first couple of times? Like, maybe surreal? I don't know. For me, second City is. It's almost like a. I don't know, like Mecca, right? You know, places where people that I find really funny got their start or at some point along their journey made a stop.I think if I still walked in that building today, I'd still get the feelings I had when I walked in the first time.Yeah.You know, I watched it when I was. Was 17 or 18. I watched my, my friend's sister's graduation show, and I still remember some of the sketches.That's crazy.Yeah. And I just thought, like. And I had no feeling. I didn't think I'd be a comedian at all at that time. And I was, like, so nervous for her and butterflies, and I was like, whoa, this is so incredible. And I'm sure, you know, I didn't even think about doing that, but looking back. I was, like, obviously resonated with me.How did you get to second City?Well, I. I was, like, doing second City and IO and annoyance. I did all the improv theaters, and I was not good, but I was doing stand up at the same time. I, like, never made a team or anything. I was like, I mean, if anyone had any of that on video, I would be so horrified. But of course, I would show how bad I was.So you never made. How long were you there if you never made a team?Forever. Like, I'm telling you, I did all the classes, and I thought, you know, I think this is gonna help with my stand up, and I'm sure it did.What?It helped me get comfortable on stage. I was the most. I had the most stage fright on stage, and I just needed to get over it, and that was part of it.I always wonder, like, you know, we have a lot of comics on, and most of them say if, when asked, of course, there's nerves. That's what drives the performance. Right. If you don't, if you're not feeling it, then you're dead. With maybe the notable exception of Joe Dombrowski.Yeah, I feel most at home once.That's my home. That's where I go.No nerves.But you had, like, did you have, like, real stage fright? Like, oh, my God. Paralyzing. My knees are shaking. I can't get out there.Yeah, I'm telling you that. I mean, like, I, you know, my friends knew I was funny growing up, but most people are like that. Oh, that girl that said one word in class, you know, very, very shy. So shy. And, you know, like, it was give and take. It was like. And then sometimes I'd feel like I could be funny, but I. Getting on stage, I was like, I just did it. I mean, I chugged a few pbrs.Yeah, of course.Did my five minute set, and. Oh, my God. For a year. I mean, like, really? For, like, seven years. It was just like, the nerves, like, you could hear. I could just, like, feel the heart pound. And then eventually, it probably helped. When I had a kid, honestly, I was just like, yeah, yeah.There is some bit of perspective that comes with having a child that's really weird. It's like you start stressing about stuff you never had to think about, never wanted to think about. But then there's other stuff where you're like, I don't give a shit. Because the second I walk out this, I don't care who I'm talking to on the commercial break, because the second I walk out on this door, I have mouths to feed, and there's humans I have to take care of. It does give you some perspective. It, like. I don't know. Like, why am I worried about this? I have kids. Who gives a shit? I have to worry.And your time, like, you do feel like your time is a little bit more precious? So I'm like, well, if I. Like, sometimes I will be like, if I'm going on stage. And I, you know, worked until seven, and now I'm doing this show, my daughter's gonna be asleep when I get home. So I was like, did I miss nighttime to bomb in Hollywood? No. I have to go out on stage and at least have a mediocre set, because I can't make this all be wasted. Right.I can see that.That is a really. That is really sweet, actually. It's very sweet. Mo Welsh is a softie. Who knew it?Yeah, I know. Don't have kids.I know. If you want to stay tough, you have kids. That's why I think we got problems in this country. There's too many people running around without kids or a girlfriend. You know what I'm saying?It's so. You know when you, like, don't have kids, and you just, like, judge people for their parenting in public, and then once you do have kids, you're like, oh, that person has four years of broken sleeves.Yeah.Like, this is just, like, one day they're flipping. Yeah. Yeah.It is water torture. It never stops. I mean, in the most beautiful way, but the drip never stops. There's always something. And I agree with you. Like, Astrid, who's my wife, and I, we used to say this all the time. We're never gonna be those parents. The parents that give the iPad to the child. The parents that let their child eat french fries from some shitty fast food place. When you become a parent, you realize that those were really fucking good parents, and they were very smart about what they were doing. They gave that kid an iPad. Shut up for five minutes so they could have a conversation like adults.And you still get to take bites of the fries.Oh, yeah, totally.Yeah. Yeah. But it's a constant fight in this house about, you know, I want this, I want that. And it's like, that's really not good for you. Actually, you know what I found when I buy the kids fast food, when I finally give in, because they've been asking for 13 days in a row. When I finally give in, they don't like it. They, like. They don't eat it.Well, they want the prize.Yeah, they want the prize. And then they leave all the other stuff. And I'm like, all the time.And don't forget about those tickets coming up for Creed.Yeah, that's right. Creed tickets at 05:00 Joey rolls Bronco at 06:00 and $25 gift certificate to Froyo at 07:00 you don't want to miss this. It's on a day full of giveaways. I'm so glad we don't have to do that for a living. But we're pretty close. We're getting pretty close.Yeah, it's fun to not have to do it. We're making fun of doing it.Yeah, but I mean, we know people who do it. Oh, yeah. And God bless them. It's a living. And it's talking on a microphone. It's just like us. They just have a little more. They have a lot more shit to deal with. They gotta hit the post and do the things and weather at the fives and traffic at the tens or whatever, however it goes. What if we started doing weather and traffic just for shits and giggles? I just interrupt the show and it's.The traffic's bad.It's hot. The traffic's terrible. Welcome to Atlanta.Yeah, it's the same. It would be the same at every hour.Chrissy comes in and she goes, because we had to be here early for mo. And she goes, God, the traffic is terrible. And I'm wondering, it's 930. What are these people doing? And I'm like, it's Atlanta, Chrissy. From five in the morning till five in the morning, there is going to be traffic. That's it. I have been to that airport at, like, you know, 10:30 p.m. on a Sunday and run into traffic.Oh, yeah.It's insane. This town's crazy. So don't come here. We don't need you. Stay over there. All right? Tcbpodcast.com. that's where you go. You find all the information about the show, the audio, the video, the link links to all of our guests. Information will be in the show notes. You can find that on the website or on whatever player you're listening to right now. We'll put a link to Moe's new special there, so go check it out and to her website. If you want to come to one of our shows on September 25 or 26th, please let us know. Please, please let us know. Namaste, brothers and sisters. Buy my fucking tickets. 212433 TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Text us questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. We'd also love it. We'd just be smitten as kittens. If you would do us a favor, follow us on instagram he commercial break. You can also go to our YouTube channel to watch all of the guest interviews, selected clips and episodes. That's YouTube.com thecommercialbreak. And yeah, that's all I got for you, Chrissy. Mo Welsh, thank you very much. Eight under pound gorilla dad jokes. You know how to do it.Go watch it. Give her some love. She's really funny and a very sweet human being. We're fans. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you something. I love you.I love you.Best to you, best to you, best to you out there in the podcast universe. And to our dear friend Mo Welsh. Buy our tickets, come to our shows. We don't want to be creed without. Until next time. We always say we do say we must say goodbye.Hell nah.

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Yeah. And sometimes, I mean, it's like. Not that I never do it. I just, like. I just, you know, I also have my. My jokes. I want to. That's why I'm out on the road, is to work on this.

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Yeah, that's why I did all of this prep work. If you don't mind, I'd like to share invite tickets to my shows. Exactly. I went to, I think it was Pete Davidson stand up in a very small club. It was like one of those working on material shows, right? And there was the front row, and the front row really quite rowdy. And so there was a couple of openers. One of the openers was engaging with the crowd. He was doing crowd. We're in a desperate attempt to get them to laugh at anything he said. It was like one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life. He bombed super hard. Poor guy. But then when Pete got on stage, you could tell that these people were, like, piping up, and he just like. He did. He did the same thing that I think you do. He'd, like, walk to the other end of the state. He didn't even give it any. Any oxygen whatsoever. He was just like, I'm going to go over here where it's a little. It's a little less rowdy so that you don't get involved in my show.

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I mean, most time when you're, like, opening for someone, usually there is like. I mean, at least this is how it used to be. It used to be this thing where it's just like, just don't do crowd work because you can't really, if crowd work goes really well, it's, like, also really hard for somebody follow that, especially if they want to do their jokes. So I don't ever do crowd work. You know, it's like, if you point one thing out, like, that's fine, or if something's going on that's rowdy and you have to say something. But I. Yeah, I have such, like, a written act when I open.

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And I can imagine it was. It would get hard to come back, like, once you're engaging with the crowd than to come back to what you originally were saying, so.

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Yeah, exactly. They're like, we don't care about your dog.

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Yeah.

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Talk to us again.

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Right.

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You have been doing comedy for a while. This is like, your. This special is awesome, but is not your first turn on the rodeo. What? I want to ask a question that I ask some comics. What was the first thing that you found funny? Like, what was the first thing you remember finding funny?

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I mean, I can remember movies that made me laugh, really. You know, I remember. I'm, like, a huge fan of Uncle Buck, and I've actually talked about it.

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That's a great movie.

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Yeah. Like, totally. Of my era. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Uncle Buck made me laugh so hard, and then my. It's really weird, though, because, I mean, you saw where I grew up. Like, most of the time, there was no cable. There was maybe there's never cable. And so we just, like, we just play, like, my. My memories as a kid, like, I didn't know stand up was a thing until, like, in my twenties, I'm like, what. What the hell is this? But, but I. So it was like, just with my, you know, with my friends, those are the times I laugh the hardest. Yeah, exactly. Like, almost peeing your pants.

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I love that.

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It's like food in their braces or whatever.

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Do you think you find. Because Uncle Buck is one of my favorites, too, as is the Blues brothers, as is Ferris Bueller's day off. Do you think. You think you are also, like. I mean, everybody finds one of those movies funny, right? But does it connect with you? Because, you know, those characters, like, you lived in that town, you know, those characters you were around that kind of vernacular, and. And, I don't know, it felt very home to me. Like, those movies felt very home to me. I knew that. That scene.

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Yeah, they definitely felt. They. They all felt like my friend's, you know, parents and Uncle Buck. Like, I mean, it's just like, so obvious why I love Uncle Buck. Because he's like the comedian, the clown of the family, the guy that, like, didn't have his shit together and couldn't make a decision. And so I was like, even as a kid, I think I was like, I'm Uncle Buck. Like, I was never the kid. I was never Gabby Hoffman. I was always Uncle Buck.

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That is too funny. That in my opinion, planes, trains, automobiles, Uncle Buck. John Candy's best work, hands down.

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He was so incredible. He's just like one of those stars that, like, I'll think about him. I'm like, oh, my God, I wish he were making the funniest stuff he has.

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I know he has, like, a total of a minute and 30 seconds in the Blues Brothers movie, and he steals the show by saying, orange whip. Orange whip. Three. Orange whip. Just the, like, the way he says everything. It was so funny. I think you're right. Like, I wonder what. I wonder what brilliance we would have if he was still alive and making movies.

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And, I mean, he was in the home alone and he's, like, such a part in it. And so he had that great, like, you know, it could be really funny, but he could be empathetic and he's so lovable. And, you know, when I was, like, doing. Because I did some second city in Chicago as well, and they had the photos of, like, him, you know, in second City, Toronto or whatever, like black and white photos, and you're just. Yeah, it just felt like you were, like, amongst royalty.

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You know, when you do second City and you are walking down those halls and you're up on that stage, does that feel intimidating the first couple of times? Like, maybe surreal? I don't know. For me, second City is. It's almost like a. I don't know, like Mecca, right? You know, places where people that I find really funny got their start or at some point along their journey made a stop.

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I think if I still walked in that building today, I'd still get the feelings I had when I walked in the first time.

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You know, I watched it when I was. Was 17 or 18. I watched my, my friend's sister's graduation show, and I still remember some of the sketches.

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That's crazy.

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Yeah. And I just thought, like. And I had no feeling. I didn't think I'd be a comedian at all at that time. And I was, like, so nervous for her and butterflies, and I was like, whoa, this is so incredible. And I'm sure, you know, I didn't even think about doing that, but looking back. I was, like, obviously resonated with me.

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How did you get to second City?

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Well, I. I was, like, doing second City and IO and annoyance. I did all the improv theaters, and I was not good, but I was doing stand up at the same time. I, like, never made a team or anything. I was like, I mean, if anyone had any of that on video, I would be so horrified. But of course, I would show how bad I was.

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So you never made. How long were you there if you never made a team?

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Forever. Like, I'm telling you, I did all the classes, and I thought, you know, I think this is gonna help with my stand up, and I'm sure it did.

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What?

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It helped me get comfortable on stage. I was the most. I had the most stage fright on stage, and I just needed to get over it, and that was part of it.

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I always wonder, like, you know, we have a lot of comics on, and most of them say if, when asked, of course, there's nerves. That's what drives the performance. Right. If you don't, if you're not feeling it, then you're dead. With maybe the notable exception of Joe Dombrowski.

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Yeah, I feel most at home once.

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That's my home. That's where I go.

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No nerves.

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But you had, like, did you have, like, real stage fright? Like, oh, my God. Paralyzing. My knees are shaking. I can't get out there.

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Yeah, I'm telling you that. I mean, like, I, you know, my friends knew I was funny growing up, but most people are like that. Oh, that girl that said one word in class, you know, very, very shy. So shy. And, you know, like, it was give and take. It was like. And then sometimes I'd feel like I could be funny, but I. Getting on stage, I was like, I just did it. I mean, I chugged a few pbrs.

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Yeah, of course.

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Did my five minute set, and. Oh, my God. For a year. I mean, like, really? For, like, seven years. It was just like, the nerves, like, you could hear. I could just, like, feel the heart pound. And then eventually, it probably helped. When I had a kid, honestly, I was just like, yeah, yeah.

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There is some bit of perspective that comes with having a child that's really weird. It's like you start stressing about stuff you never had to think about, never wanted to think about. But then there's other stuff where you're like, I don't give a shit. Because the second I walk out this, I don't care who I'm talking to on the commercial break, because the second I walk out on this door, I have mouths to feed, and there's humans I have to take care of. It does give you some perspective. It, like. I don't know. Like, why am I worried about this? I have kids. Who gives a shit? I have to worry.

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And your time, like, you do feel like your time is a little bit more precious? So I'm like, well, if I. Like, sometimes I will be like, if I'm going on stage. And I, you know, worked until seven, and now I'm doing this show, my daughter's gonna be asleep when I get home. So I was like, did I miss nighttime to bomb in Hollywood? No. I have to go out on stage and at least have a mediocre set, because I can't make this all be wasted. Right.

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I can see that.

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That is a really. That is really sweet, actually. It's very sweet. Mo Welsh is a softie. Who knew it?

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Yeah, I know. Don't have kids.

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I know. If you want to stay tough, you have kids. That's why I think we got problems in this country. There's too many people running around without kids or a girlfriend. You know what I'm saying?

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It's so. You know when you, like, don't have kids, and you just, like, judge people for their parenting in public, and then once you do have kids, you're like, oh, that person has four years of broken sleeves.

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Yeah.

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Like, this is just, like, one day they're flipping. Yeah. Yeah.

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It is water torture. It never stops. I mean, in the most beautiful way, but the drip never stops. There's always something. And I agree with you. Like, Astrid, who's my wife, and I, we used to say this all the time. We're never gonna be those parents. The parents that give the iPad to the child. The parents that let their child eat french fries from some shitty fast food place. When you become a parent, you realize that those were really fucking good parents, and they were very smart about what they were doing. They gave that kid an iPad. Shut up for five minutes so they could have a conversation like adults.

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And you still get to take bites of the fries.

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Oh, yeah, totally.

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Yeah. Yeah. But it's a constant fight in this house about, you know, I want this, I want that. And it's like, that's really not good for you. Actually, you know what I found when I buy the kids fast food, when I finally give in, because they've been asking for 13 days in a row. When I finally give in, they don't like it. They, like. They don't eat it.

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Well, they want the prize.

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Yeah, they want the prize. And then they leave all the other stuff. And I'm like, all the time.And don't forget about those tickets coming up for Creed.Yeah, that's right. Creed tickets at 05:00 Joey rolls Bronco at 06:00 and $25 gift certificate to Froyo at 07:00 you don't want to miss this. It's on a day full of giveaways. I'm so glad we don't have to do that for a living. But we're pretty close. We're getting pretty close.Yeah, it's fun to not have to do it. We're making fun of doing it.Yeah, but I mean, we know people who do it. Oh, yeah. And God bless them. It's a living. And it's talking on a microphone. It's just like us. They just have a little more. They have a lot more shit to deal with. They gotta hit the post and do the things and weather at the fives and traffic at the tens or whatever, however it goes. What if we started doing weather and traffic just for shits and giggles? I just interrupt the show and it's.The traffic's bad.It's hot. The traffic's terrible. Welcome to Atlanta.Yeah, it's the same. It would be the same at every hour.Chrissy comes in and she goes, because we had to be here early for mo. And she goes, God, the traffic is terrible. And I'm wondering, it's 930. What are these people doing? And I'm like, it's Atlanta, Chrissy. From five in the morning till five in the morning, there is going to be traffic. That's it. I have been to that airport at, like, you know, 10:30 p.m. on a Sunday and run into traffic.Oh, yeah.It's insane. This town's crazy. So don't come here. We don't need you. Stay over there. All right? Tcbpodcast.com. that's where you go. You find all the information about the show, the audio, the video, the link links to all of our guests. Information will be in the show notes. You can find that on the website or on whatever player you're listening to right now. We'll put a link to Moe's new special there, so go check it out and to her website. If you want to come to one of our shows on September 25 or 26th, please let us know. Please, please let us know. Namaste, brothers and sisters. Buy my fucking tickets. 212433 TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Text us questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. We'd also love it. We'd just be smitten as kittens. If you would do us a favor, follow us on instagram he commercial break. You can also go to our YouTube channel to watch all of the guest interviews, selected clips and episodes. That's YouTube.com thecommercialbreak. And yeah, that's all I got for you, Chrissy. Mo Welsh, thank you very much. Eight under pound gorilla dad jokes. You know how to do it.Go watch it. Give her some love. She's really funny and a very sweet human being. We're fans. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.I think so.But I'll tell you something. I love you.I love you.Best to you, best to you, best to you out there in the podcast universe. And to our dear friend Mo Welsh. Buy our tickets, come to our shows. We don't want to be creed without. Until next time. We always say we do say we must say goodbye.Hell nah.

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all the time.

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And don't forget about those tickets coming up for Creed.

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Yeah, that's right. Creed tickets at 05:00 Joey rolls Bronco at 06:00 and $25 gift certificate to Froyo at 07:00 you don't want to miss this. It's on a day full of giveaways. I'm so glad we don't have to do that for a living. But we're pretty close. We're getting pretty close.

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Yeah, it's fun to not have to do it. We're making fun of doing it.

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Yeah, but I mean, we know people who do it. Oh, yeah. And God bless them. It's a living. And it's talking on a microphone. It's just like us. They just have a little more. They have a lot more shit to deal with. They gotta hit the post and do the things and weather at the fives and traffic at the tens or whatever, however it goes. What if we started doing weather and traffic just for shits and giggles? I just interrupt the show and it's.

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The traffic's bad.

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It's hot. The traffic's terrible. Welcome to Atlanta.

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Yeah, it's the same. It would be the same at every hour.

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Chrissy comes in and she goes, because we had to be here early for mo. And she goes, God, the traffic is terrible. And I'm wondering, it's 930. What are these people doing? And I'm like, it's Atlanta, Chrissy. From five in the morning till five in the morning, there is going to be traffic. That's it. I have been to that airport at, like, you know, 10:30 p.m. on a Sunday and run into traffic.

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Oh, yeah.

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It's insane. This town's crazy. So don't come here. We don't need you. Stay over there. All right? Tcbpodcast.com. that's where you go. You find all the information about the show, the audio, the video, the link links to all of our guests. Information will be in the show notes. You can find that on the website or on whatever player you're listening to right now. We'll put a link to Moe's new special there, so go check it out and to her website. If you want to come to one of our shows on September 25 or 26th, please let us know. Please, please let us know. Namaste, brothers and sisters. Buy my fucking tickets. 212433 TCB. That's 212433 TCB. Text us questions, comments, concerns, content, ideas. We'd also love it. We'd just be smitten as kittens. If you would do us a favor, follow us on instagram he commercial break. You can also go to our YouTube channel to watch all of the guest interviews, selected clips and episodes. That's YouTube.com thecommercialbreak. And yeah, that's all I got for you, Chrissy. Mo Welsh, thank you very much. Eight under pound gorilla dad jokes. You know how to do it.

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Go watch it. Give her some love. She's really funny and a very sweet human being. We're fans. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.

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I think so.

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But I'll tell you something. I love you.

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I love you.

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Best to you, best to you, best to you out there in the podcast universe. And to our dear friend Mo Welsh. Buy our tickets, come to our shows. We don't want to be creed without. Until next time. We always say we do say we must say goodbye.

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Hell nah.