I got to straighten up my life. This straight and heat wave made me realize I can't go to hell. On this episode of the Commercial Break. I'm coming down to North Florida to have sex with Matt. He's been part of the North Florida community for four months, and he's really tapped in. For four months? He's really tapped in to all the Sun, Fun, and Fan. Surf culture. We came to the local Margarita, though. Check out the local culture. The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now. It's 30 in the morning. Oh, yeah, guests and kittens, welcome back to the Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joyhold. Like best to you, Chrissy. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us. I'm just reading about the Haktua, girl. Yes. Haktua.

Yeah. Haktua. What?

It's still playing. Oh, it's still playing? On your phone. Okay, sorry. I was going to play it for everybody. Okay, I'll see if I can get it up here. But This girl, for those of you that don't know, here's the interview. Okay. I'm going to play this. She's all over the socials. This is Tim and D TV. She's all over the socials. If you haven't heard this interview yet, let me play a little bit for you. I'll turn down the annoying music in the background. I'll turn down the obnoxious music in the Here she is. Okay. To get over one is get under another. Amen. So you got a side piece. Maybe. Maybe I got three. Maybe I got seven. How many of you How many of you got on your roster?

There's only four on the home. Or there's two girls.

There's only four on the home. There's two girls on the interview. So how many you got on your roster right now?

Maybe four. One. Just said one.

Maybe four. How many you got on your roster? None. You're trying to add one to it? Add one? Yeah, you're trying to add one more to it. That's you? Yeah, that's me. Maybe. I don't know. So I can get your number? Yeah, you can. Okay.

There you go.

You got it? There you go. I'll explain in a second. I got one more for you. I got one more for you. This is a good question. You got to make it good. Leave a message to your last body. My last body? Yeah. I miss you. Come back. You miss Yeah, pretty much. You're doing these little things. I can't. Hold on. Let's get to the hack to a girl. Hold on. Yeah, I know.

I can. That's the whole interview.

Here she comes. Hold on. Leave a message to your last... Leave a message to your last body. I love you, Poogie. Forever. This is the Hawk, to a girl. They must have been doing the right thing. What can I say?

Okay. Then call our web office and say, How are you guys doing?

I'm Come on. Sipping material. That fat bitch you got.

Her real turnaround. Let me see.

You're really playing the hole in it. Can we have a 360? Her dad must be proud. Can you give us a 360? It's flat out, girl. It's flat out.

This guy interviewing two girls. It's hard because there's so much background noise, it's hard. But let me explain to you so that we don't have to listen to this for another 15 minutes. He's basically a man on the street. Yeah. Got to interview. He's in Nashville, I believe.

No, Texas.

Austin, Texas. Something like that. Something like that. He's wherever he is.

Or maybe they're in Nashville, but she's from Texas.

We don't know any of the information. She's from Texas. She's from Texas. He comes up, he starts to interview. Obviously, they've been having a good time. They're a little bit inebriated. The two girls, he starts know. I saw a picture of your shark in a National Geographic magazine. Made in a multiplic. You were surrounded by just tons of sharks.I call them the puppies. They're just like little pups, two, maybe three foot. When we got that shot, we had no idea there was going to be like 50 of them coming out of the people.Great. If I would have known that, I wouldn't have been there.If I would have known that, I probably would have had it in the other direction, toward the land part of New Smart, which is beautiful, too. They just showed an image, and there was a lot of sharks around that guy. They're little pups.We didn't even know that.Yeah. The little pups were surrounding me. I don't mean to make... Listen, it's dangerous. Puppies have the sharpest teeth. Did you know that?On spring break from all up north, and they come down here, we'll obviously get in the water. When it gets a little murky, that's when I think sharks mistake us for a fish.And that's why people lose a lot of limbs down here. But it's part of the sense of community we have.It's magic.It's magic.And you always keep in the back of your mind, but especially... We see him, which is almost every time we get out there.Talking about surf culture. I mean, it's crazy how it's such a big piece, that you smear on a beach. There's a whole other world of fantastic, world-renowned surfers that are doing amazing things. And again, you're just watch it. It's an hour. It's easy watch, and she's super funny. Also, please do us a favor. Follow us on Instagram at the Commercial break. Please, please, please follow us. No more grobbling, I promise. But one more time, please, please, please follow us on Instagram and youtube. Com/thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Christie, that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. I'll say best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christie and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye. I take a dick and keep on licking. Laking.

know. I saw a picture of your shark in a National Geographic magazine. Made in a multiplic. You were surrounded by just tons of sharks.

I call them the puppies. They're just like little pups, two, maybe three foot. When we got that shot, we had no idea there was going to be like 50 of them coming out of the people.

Great. If I would have known that, I wouldn't have been there.

If I would have known that, I probably would have had it in the other direction, toward the land part of New Smart, which is beautiful, too. They just showed an image, and there was a lot of sharks around that guy. They're little pups.

We didn't even know that.

Yeah. The little pups were surrounding me. I don't mean to make... Listen, it's dangerous. Puppies have the sharpest teeth. Did you know that?

On spring break from all up north, and they come down here, we'll obviously get in the water. When it gets a little murky, that's when I think sharks mistake us for a fish.

And that's why people lose a lot of limbs down here. But it's part of the sense of community we have.

It's magic.

It's magic.

And you always keep in the back of your mind, but especially... We see him, which is almost every time we get out there.

Talking about surf culture. I mean, it's crazy how it's such a big piece, that you smear on a beach. There's a whole other world of fantastic, world-renowned surfers that are doing amazing things. And again, you're just watch it. It's an hour. It's easy watch, and she's super funny. Also, please do us a favor. Follow us on Instagram at the Commercial break. Please, please, please follow us. No more grobbling, I promise. But one more time, please, please, please follow us on Instagram and youtube. Com/thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Christie, that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. I'll say best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christie and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye. I take a dick and keep on licking. Laking.

just watch it. It's an hour. It's easy watch, and she's super funny. Also, please do us a favor. Follow us on Instagram at the Commercial break. Please, please, please follow us. No more grobbling, I promise. But one more time, please, please, please follow us on Instagram and youtube. Com/thecommercialbreak for all of our guest interviews and selected clips. Okay, Christie, that's all I can do for today. I think so. But I'll tell you that I love you. I love you. I'll say best to you. Best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Christie and I always say, we do say and we must say goodbye. I take a dick and keep on licking. Laking.