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Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, Tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election, economics, earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.

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You're listening to Comedy Central from the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily show with your host, Michael Kosta. Welcome to the Daily show. I'm Michael Kosta. We've got so much to talk about tonight. NASA astronauts are about to get very sick of that freeze dried ice cream. Joe Biden sends proof of life and Elon Musk is mad on the Internet. But first, let's kick things off with another installment of indecision 2024. Donald Trump hasn't been having the best time lately. He's losing ground in the polls, his opponents are dominating the news cycle, and someone just showed him what JD Vance looks like without the beard. So it wasn't surprising that when Trump held a news conference earlier today, he had the frustrated energy of a coach after losing four games in a row.

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Are you worried at all about the.

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Size of Harrison's crowds?

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Oh, give me a break.

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Aw, he's so mad. He's so mad. That's what I sound like when I check out of a hotel and I find out there was a pool fee. It's like, give me a break. I didn't even know there was a pool, but all right, man, look, just tell us how big your crowds are and try not to be weird about it.

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I've spoken to the biggest crowds. Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger than me. If you look at Martin Luther King.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Hold on. All right, let's be careful comparing yourself to Martin Luther King here. I know you were both investigated by the FBI, but that's about it. Do not try to say that you.

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Were more popular when he did his speech, his great speech. And you look at ours. Same real estate, same everything. You look at it and you look at the picture of his crowd. My crowd. We actually had more people.

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Just to sum up, Trump was asked about Kamala's crowd size, and his answer ended up being, I'm better than MLK. Probably not the best answer, but it could have been worse. Trump could have been like. And out of nowhere, MLK decided he was black. When did that happen? Let's move on to someone who doesn't have to worry about crowd size ever again. The current president, Joseph, rode hard and put away wet Biden. He just gave his first interview since he dropped out of the race. And after a few weeks of resting, being out of the spotlight, I bet he's energized and mistake free. Are you confident that there will be a peaceful transfer of power in January 2025 if Trump wins? No, I'm not confident at all. I mean, if Trump loses, I'm not confident at all. Nailed it. Look, look, that was a huge mix up, but everyone relax, okay? Remember, he's not the candidate anymore. He's just the president, so who cares? Two months ago, watching a video like this would have driven me to start free basing Percocet. But now that he's not the nominee, I can just free base Percocet for fun.

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No, I'm just kidding. I don't do it for fun. I do it because I'm addicted. Let's move on. Because if you're sick of the presidential race and you wish that you could spend the rest of it as far away as possible, then you're going to envy these next two people.

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Some big news from NASA. Those two astronauts who launched on a Boeing Starliner spaceship for a ten day mission back in June. Well, there's word now they may not be coming home until next February.

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February 2025. February 2025. They're going to miss the insurrection. They were supposed to be gone for a week, and now it's gonna be eight months. And this is not just an eight month trip. This is an eight month work trip. Take a good look around at your coworkers and imagine spending eight months with them. Makes you want to kill yourself live on air, doesn't it? And by the way, they're not gonna be back in eight months either, okay? Things always end up taking longer than they say. There's a formula I use when someone else tells me how long it's going to take to fix something, what I do is I take that amount of time and I add forever to it. Okay? Don't we fake all our space shit anyways, you know, why is this a problem? Just open the door of the soundstage in Burbank and let these people go home. But apparently it's more complicated than that. NASA and Boeing engineers remain divided over whether it's safe to bring Wilmore and Williams back on Starliner. They're concerned helium leaks and engine thruster problems could pose serious risks. Boeing believes Starliner would bring the astronauts home safely.

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I'm very confident we have a good vehicle to bring the crew back with. Yeah, well, if, you know, Boeing says it's safe, I think we can just trust them on this one, right?

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Yeah.

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I mean, they're. Days without an incident sign is almost up to double digits. They got that. What's that? Oh, I'm being told that the days without incident sign fell and killed someone. Oh. Why are we even still going to space? There's no gravity up there. We can't breathe. I think it's sending us a message. We already have a planet, Earth, right here, and it's going to be here for at least another 20 years, 15 if you use a plastic straw. For whatever reason, we're up there. And so to those poor astronauts who are stuck up in space, I personally, I give them permission to have an affair. You know, zero gravity, baby. It's the perfect excuse. Who hasn't gotten stuck in space and floated inside a coworker. It happens to the best of us. And finally, let's move on to someone we wish would get stuck in space. Elon Musk. Ever since he took over X, formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as a good website, he's lost every advertiser except Cheech and Chong, which is what tends to happen when your entire website is just nazis peddling cryptocurrency to porn bots. So to get advertisers back, Musk could clean up Twitter.

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Or he could do this.

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Elon Musk's social media platform, X, is suing a group of major advertisers over an alleged ad boycott. The suit claims the group organized to block billions of dollars of ad revenue over its concern about a change in brand safety standards since Musk acquired the platform back in 2022.

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The lawsuit comes despite Musk previously claiming that he didn't care if brands pulled their advertisements. There was all of the criticism. There was advertisers leaving. We talked to Bob Iger. They stop, you hope, don't advertise. You don't want them to advertise? No. Go f yourself, but go yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is. Wow. Wow. Interesting. I didn't think it was possible to look uncool while wearing a leather jacket and telling people to go f themselves, but he pulled it off somehow. Now, the go yourself guy might not be the best person to convince you that this lawsuit isn't frivolous and desperate and pathetic, but luckily, Elon Musk hired this lady, Linda Yacarino, and as the CEO of Twitter, it's her job to give his childish outburst the veneer of grown up reasoning. And she explained this whole situation perfectly.

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Hey, everybody. I was shocked by the evidence uncovered by the House Judiciary committee that a group of companies organized a systematic, illegal boycott against X. These organizations targeted our company and you, our users. That puts your global town square the one place that you can express yourself freely and openly at long term risk. No small group of people should be able to monopolize what gets monetized. Rest assured, X has never been more committed to innovating and expanding all of our global town square.

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Wow. That was a lot of unnecessary hand gestures. And can we cool it with the global town square thing? This isn't the only website for people to express their thoughts, okay? You know, I'm on Instagram, I'm on Reddit. I've got an onlyfans where I scoop oatmeal with my feet. I'm fine, and I don't do apple cinnamon, so stop asking. Okay. But actually, that wasn't the only video that Linda Yacarino made here at the Daily show. We just got an advance copy of her next one.

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I was shocked to learn that people think our lawsuit against advertisers was stupid. I and a waste of time. In reality, we are defending ourselves. Without advertisers, we will die. People say that we are being big cry babies who don't understand basic capitalism. But we believe that we at X should be able to continue to platform sexual harassers and not the whoopsie. Diverse voices without suffering any consequences. There are not one, not two, but three important reasons for this. Currently, we are drowning in debt and lawsuits are the only way that we can make money. We are going to win this lawsuit. We need to win this lawsuit because no one else will hire me after this shit.

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When we come back, Dre's coolest sense tamapalooza. So don't go away. Welcome back to the Daily show. This week, Kamala Harris held her first rally with her new vice presidential pick, Tim Walshe. Grace Kulenschmidt went down to check out the vibes.

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I'm here in Philadelphia at Kamala Harris's first joint rally with her newly minted VP pick, Tim Walls. Wow. I haven't seen this much excitement about a white guy since the last one dropped off the ticket. The party people are here to slay, but are these Kamala maniacs ready to get walls killed? So how excited are you about Tim walls on a scale from Joe Biden is running for president to Joe Biden just dropped out.

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Completely excited, that's all.

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I'll say.

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Mostly excited.

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Like, mostly really excited.

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So excited.

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Yeah.

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This is all awesome. We're pumped. We're pumped.

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You look really pumped. The excitement is infectious. Even JD Vance's nemesis is here.

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I think we also did fine. I don't know a whole lot about him, but I trust Kamala's instinct.

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These Democrats were still discovering their new candidates, so I wanted to bring them face to face with the man himself. All right, so here he is. Tim, how do you feel looking at him for the first time?

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I like him. I like him. Tim, we're gonna do it.

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Oh, shit.

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Yeah.

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Wait, my bad. Sorry.

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This is Tim Walls. This is Tim Walsh. I thought it looked like Tim Kaine.

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I got some confused.

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Sorry.

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He looks like every other white guy.

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Yeah, but he's a teacher.

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True. What is it that you love about walls?

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The friendly dad energy.

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Friendly dad energy. That's very fun.

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He served his country in every way in so many capacities.

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But can he serve? Yes.

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Yes.

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And we will make sure that he can serve.

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Right.

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So Tim has a lot of positives, but nobody wanted to name the albino elephant in the room that makes him such a political asset.

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He's well loved by his state. And his name is two syllables, Tim Ross. And I think he'll bring the voters that she needs because we need somebody from the heartland. He seems more relatable to average Joe. Veteran, coach, teacher, gun owner.

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And nothing makes me more secure than a white guy with a gun.

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I love it. What a great.

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I love it.

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He knows about hunting, farming. He knows those people.

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Those people. I know what you're talking about.

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Oh, the midwest. Are we allowed to say those people?

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After talking in circles for hours, somebody was finally ready to come out and say it.

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I mean, she definitely did it. I hate someone white.

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Someone white?

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Yeah.

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It's kind of like. Hello. Like they run the world a little bit.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's good to have a white guy back, isn't it?

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I mean, diversity is wonderful. We can make an exception for, in.

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A way, special white males. Yeah, you're right. How crazy is it that there hasn't been a special white male on the democratic ticket for the last 16 days, 1 hour and 14 minutes? So it wasn't hard for you these past three weeks. You weren't kind of like, where am I gonna have some representation around here?

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I feel represented really right now.

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So that's what's up. Shout out, Tim. Giving white guys a whole new way to look at the world and understand that they have a place there they can belong by having a black asian woman as democratic candidate. So I think it was necessary that.

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We had a white man.

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Right.

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In a way. Was he kind of like a Dei hire?

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Oh, absolutely.

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Okay, so we know Tim Walls is white, but is he white enough to win all 19 electors? Scroll votes from Pennsylvania? Have you guys seen him play hacky sack? Have you seen him at a Dave Matthews band concert? Have you seen him eat yogurt? Have you seen him say, I love yogurt, I love eating yogurt. And I'm a white guy. Have you seen him say that? Is he white enough?

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He's close to lily white. I think so.

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You think so?

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When it comes to white, he's right.

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Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay, cool. Okay, so let's see some real american style diversity in action in Minnesota.

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We respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make.

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There's a golden rule.

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Mind your own damn business.

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He's definitely white. It's clear that this ticket is already reaching across the aisle.

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Their platform speaks to us way more than the republican platform.

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This might be a crazy question, but have you thought thought about just being Democrats?

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So I want more of everyone in America to realize that not all Republicans are weird.

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I think that's really beautiful. Yes, change is in the air. Republicans are getting less weird and Democrats are getting less normal. And some things are more the same than ever. Let's look in the camera together right now and say it. Hey, white guys.

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Future's happening, baby.

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We're back.

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Thank you, Grace. When we come back, comedian Hannah Berner will be joining me on the show. Don't go away.

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Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, Tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday. I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.

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Welcome back to Daily show. My guest tonight is the stand up comedian whose Netflix special is called we ride at dawn. Please welcome Hannah Berner. I mean, look at, this is amazing. This is your so daily show.

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I tried to match the energy.

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Yeah, that's great. That's great. Congrats on your special.

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Thank you.

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It's doing great. It's very funny. I feel like bachelorettes, it's unfair to compare them to cults because cults give you the sweet escape of death.

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I mean, I'm well versed in a lot of cults. They're sister wives. Sometimes it's just running around naked. It depends on the cult, Michael. Some are better than others, and I would fall for one. I am one of those people who.

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Fall for a call to fall for a call. It's always a very compelling person. It seems to be.

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You're so good at sales.

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I mean, so naturally you're a comedian. But was this drawn from some bachelorette experience? There had to be some people that mad about this joke.

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I hate to call myself out, but it was. My bachelorette parents made me feel really bad about that. No, but I kind of felt this weird sense of power. Like, everyone was like, look, making sure I was ok, and I was like, in the wrong hands, this could go real wrong. So I think I was able to be good. But it's just, look, there's already a wage gap, and we're paying all this money for bachelorettes. Honestly, I feel like the man came up with the bachelorette idea.

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Okay. I remember when people were like, Michael, are you doing a bachelor party? I'm like, I'm a stand up comic who's on the road. It's all a bachelor party. It's all a bachelor party. You hit the road, you are stand up comic. You've got a lot going on. But let's talk about being a woman in comedy, because it seems like a tough path.

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Do you want to become one?

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I become a woman in comedy in a serious sense. You gotta have some thick skin to do this.

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Yes. Yeah. I do think that people wonder why there's not more women in comedy. But starting off and seeing that you have to go to these big bars late at night, so many hilarious women are like, maybe there's other things I could do because this is kind of annoying.

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Yeah.

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I do think that, like, having TikTok and having other avenues has helped me kind of be able to work on my material a lot without having to, like, deal with drunk people in bars. Yeah, too much.

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Or what about just the dudes in the green room judging all the time? And I say that as one of those dudes, but there is a male.

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Do you want to tell them what happened?

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What did.

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What happened?

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What happened?

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Well, you brought your dog Walter to the green room once.

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Holy shit.

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And I was trying to have, like, a safe, calm energy before my show, and Walter just growled at me. And I'm already dealing with all the comics giving me weird energy this dog does. And I thought dogs could read good character.

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Yeah, well, maybe he can. So Walter is a dick, my dog. And you should follow daily show dogs. There's a lot of pictures of him on there, but, you know, if you had him for the weekend, he would snuggle up with you.

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I appreciate it.

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Although I noticed on your special on the end, the very end, I watched it all the way through to the end. You thank some people, one of which is your cat.

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Yes.

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Butters.

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Butter saved my life.

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Tell me how. Tell me how.

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My therapy cat.

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Aw. Which is perfect. Cause it says, it says on here. How did your cat save your life? It doesn't say that. I've never heard that before. How did that happen?

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You know, I'm on the board of childless cat ladies, and.

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Am I trying.

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To run for something right now? What am I doing? No, but I do feel like there's moments where a cat just being there for you, not judging you for all of your mistakes and regrets, she just loves you for you. And that was important in some hard times in my life. Cause, you know, comedy is a coping mechanism. I think having a really cute animal is also a coping mechanism.

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This whole business is people saying no to you. But when I come home, my dog says yes to me. And that sounds like very sexual, what I just said. I don't. Didn't mean it to sound. Your special is not. It's. Keep going. Keep going, Michael. Keep going. Don't talk about your dog after bad sex. All comics should have a pet that loves them no matter what. Yeah, because the audience doesn't always love you.

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No, it's true.

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You're special. I'm a man. And you say at some point in your special, like, there's not a lot of men here. You point. You single out a guy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I'm sure he loved that. But was I, as a man, was I allowed to consume and watch?

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I love. I feel like it's kind of like, you know what? The reality tv shows, the guys who are like, I'm not into this.

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Yeah.

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But then, like, half an hour in, you see him in the kitchen just like, why'd she say that to her?

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Yeah, totally.

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Why'd you say that?

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Totally.

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So I feel like this is a great special to watch with your guy. And I feel like it's kind of the female locker room. Like, they hear things, or. Or girls are like, see, I'm not the only one.

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Yeah.

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Who, like, during a. Can I say queef? Anyway, I feel like I, like, kind of just speaking out as a childless community and making guys kind of understand us a little more. And, like, we like the comedy from a male perspective, and I think it's great to have the female perspective, too.

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I agree. And it's. The daily Show's been on air for 29 years. No one has ever said queef behind this guy.

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I was trying not to, and it just came out.

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But. Which. That's in contradiction to what you said in the special, because in the special, you said, I've never queef by myself, you skinny dick. Queef to me.

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Yes. Yes. I don't know if I used the term skinny dick. You just said that.

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Oh, shit.

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No, I said, you massive hog dick.

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No.

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But I do think a lot of girls have been gaslit to believe that, like, they have a problem if they queef. And it's like, he queefed you. And I got a lot of messages. I got a lot of messages from women being like, it happened tonight, and I felt no shame. And if that's. That's what I bring to the world, that's what I brought.

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Yeah. I mean, that's like. Well, I mean, this audience apparently does a lot of queefing.

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Big queef crowd.

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Speaking of queefs, there's no way to sew. There's no way to segue to that. I was gonna say that we've played tennis together.

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We have.

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But that doesn't have to do with queefing. But grunting is a sound that our bodies make, location.

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And grunting is just like laughing, which we all love to do.

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And we might edit a lot of that out.

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Yeah, but people don't know that. When I first started comedy, we hit tennis balls together. And I remember being like, wow, this is a guy who played tennis who's a successful comedian. Maybe there's a chance that I could, you know, do well in this business, and look where we are now. It's pretty cool.

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Yeah. I like how you're saying we. The reason Walter growled at you is he saw the trajectory of your career. He was like, stop her now. No, I mean, you played at University of Wisconsin Madison.

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Go badgers.

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Go badgers. I mean, what does this, what does this evoke? What does that evoke for you?

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I'm upset, by the way.

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That's her. We didn't just pull like.

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No, you know, I was in it, you know, waking up at 06:00 a.m. weights. Tennis.

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Yeah, look at that.

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Yeah. You know, I worked my butt off. And I do think that there was a moment when I didn't go pro, where I was like, this was all for nothing. I'm glad I wasted 15 years of my life.

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Yeah.

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And I really, now, looking back, realize how tennis did prepare me for a lot of the adversity that I've dealt with with comedy and how with comedy, you're never like, a real loser unless you tell yourself you're a loser. Because I could be like, they liked it. They were laughing with their nose. Tennis, it's like, you lost.

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Suck.

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So I've been much kinder to myself with comedy than I was with tennis. And I think, you know, dealing with pressure has been easier compared to, like, some of the things I dealt with with tennis.

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Why is the junior tennis world? And excuse us. We're just gonna talk about junior tennis.

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This is very niche.

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It is. You're so true about being kinder to ourselves, and I think it's something we all can do all the time, positive self talk. And I and his junior tennis player heard you should be positive with yourself, but it wasn't happening.

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No.

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Is this junior ten? I mean, is it traumatic? Is it good? You said it prepared you.

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Yeah. Cause I'll joke with my dad. I'm like, I think you were too tough on me. He's like, well, you turned out okay. So I think I did good. Controversial, no, but I do think it's.

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Your joke about quiffing was good, and you got tennis to thank for it.

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I get my sense of humor from him, but I do think when we were growing up, I mean, you're a little older than me, but when we were growing up, we didn't have, people weren't aware of the mental health as much, and we knew that it was supposed to be hard, and it was just whoever can push themselves harder. And I didn't realize that you could have fun and be a winner. And I think with comedy, I've learned, like, you can laugh, have fun, and also succeed in ways, and I think it's a cheat code to decide not to be mean to yourself. And that would took a long time for me to learn, but it's like with tennis. I loved it, but it didn't always bring me joy, and I didn't realize that you can stop and find something that brings you joy that you'll also be good at, too.

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I love that. That's excellent, and that's great.

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Quit your jobs. Quit it.

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Quit your jobs. Find joy, do drugs. Do you still follow tennis? You still follow.

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It's crazy. I'm, like, newly back obsessed with tennis. I watch tennis all day. I'm training again.

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But, like, you're training.

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It's almost, like, therapeutic in my own way. Like, I take a lot of breaks.

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Yeah, that's okay. Who of the pro players out there, men or women, who are you, like, can't take your eyes off of? Or who's resonating with Hannah?

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Shout out to some young Americans. Emma navarro.

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Yep. Had a great season.

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Extremely talented. Jesse Pagula, Coco Goff, Ben Shelton.

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What is it that you look for in a pro? What is it that you look for? Like, I like fashion, and then I like. I like backhand. I really want to play it as a badass backhand. Right.

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I like a player who's fearless. I like a player who goes for things and does things that I never had chutzpah.

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Correct.

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To do on my own.

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I love that.

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I want to see people. Yeah. Who seem like they have no fear, even though I know they're all scared. It's cool to see, like, they're not human.

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I love watching Ben Shelton. Ben Shelton will hit, like, 150 miles an hour. Second serve. And the way I used it, second serve was like this. Please go in.

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Please go in.

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Please go in.

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Please go in.

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Please go in. Please go in.

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I think tennis is such a mental battle, so I love seeing people overcome their nerves and fears, and I also kind of love to see when they are human. Like, when Sabbaenka lost her serve, that was so human of her, and then she won a major after that. So I love seeing people deal with adversity, and I love comebacks. I love revenge. Honestly, sports is the best reality tv.

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Let's talk about. Last thing you mentioned it. Revenge. Yeah, revenge.

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I'm sicilian.

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Okay. That's it. That's all I needed to know. No, but I mean, one of the things that endears, one of the things that I really love about you is your work ethic. I mean, before the show, I see you doing man on the street in the city of New York. Afterwards, you're always like, you got your podcast, you got your TikTok. You're crushing it. What is driving this? Is it some kind of revenge?

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I would say that's a glamorous. I would love to blame revenge, but, like, I'm running from my thoughts when I'm sitting alone for an hour, I start to be like, who is gonna die? And I just, I love working. It makes me feel fulfilled. I love creating. But I also think revenge, there's always gonna be people don't believe in you or people who try to take you down. And I think as a tennis player, we're very individual. So I kind of have this story in my head where I'm like, I'm gonna take all that energy and help motivate me every day to keep working, keep creating.

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I love it. Hannah Burner we ride at dawn. We're streaming on Netflix. Hannah Burner we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

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