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Democrats have been shouting from the rooftop that this Project 2025 is a blueprint for Trump to gut democracy if he wins. The DNC purchased five new billboards in Miami, tying Trump to Project 2025 today. The current President, Joe Biden just tweeted, Google Project 2025.He wants us to Google it? Kind of phoning in the attack there, aren't you, Joe? Although I'm not entirely convinced Biden trying to just Google Project 2025. I mean, his next tweet is going to be, Alexa, how do you win a debate?But yes, if you haven't googled it yet, Project 2025 is a 900-page blueprint for Donald Trump's second term. It's basically a conservative fan fiction, which could very well become fan reality. It's full of terrifying proposals that range from burning more fossil fuels to outlawing pornography, which is bad news for people who like to masturbate and horrible news for people who like to masturbate to our flourishing coral reefs. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. The people behind Project 2025 were some of Donald Trump's top aides, but apparently it's getting a little too controversial for now because he's running away from it like it's a disabled veteran who wants a selfie.Donald Trump chose today to try to distance himself from Project 2025.On Truth Social Today, Trump wrote, I know nothing about Project 2025.I have no idea who's behind it. I disagree with some of the things they're saying, and some of the things they're saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal.Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with that.Really? You expect us to believe Donald Trump didn't read a 900 Okay, now that I'm saying it, I hear it. Yes, I hear it. I do. Okay, yeah, I do. Okay. But let's look at this. Okay, this is textbook Trump. He hides his dog whistles next to some plausible deniability. Every tweet is like a cheesecake factory menu. There's something for everybody. He doesn't mind if it's full of contradictions. He hasn't read Project 2025, but he likes parts of it. He has no idea who's behind it, but he hired most of them. He thinks it's abysmal, but he wishes them luck. He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one's giving a high five. By the way, if Trump's saying, I don't know who these people are, but I wish them luck, sounds both odd and broadly familiar. It might be because of this.President Trump was asked late today about Jeffrey Epstein's alleged co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell. I don't know. I haven't really been following it too much. I just wish her well, frankly.Here's Here's a tweet idea for Joe Biden. Google Ghislaine Maxwell.But yes, the Biden campaign would love the media to start talking about Project 2025 so they can stop talking about things like this.News broke today that a military doctor specializing in Parkinson's visited the White House eight times in eight months.Eight times in eight months? That is shocking. I can't get one doctor's appointment in eight months. I had to go to the CBS Minute Clinic to get my tubes tied. Now, as it turns out, this doctor only examined Biden during his annual physicals, and the other visits were for other people at the White House. So this story might have blown right by until this happened.The White House today facing repeated questions about President Biden's medical history. Has the President been treated for Parkinson's? No. Is he being treated for Parkinson's? No, he's not. Is he taking medication? For Parkinson's? No. But the press secretary refused to confirm that Dr. Kevin Cunard, an expert on Parkinson's disease, visited the White House eight times from last summer to this past spring. Hold on a second. You should be able to answer by this point. Wait, no, no, no, no, No, wait a minute. Ed, please. A little respect here, please.It is. You're asking me- Dr..Kevin Cunard, come to the White House-I also said to you, Ed, I also said to you, for security reasons, we cannot share names. We cannot share names.Look, I know she's trying to protect people's privacy, but anytime you're being that cagey with information, it just makes it look like you're hiding something. It almost would have been better to just make something up, like Joe and Jill and Dr. Parkinson's are in a thruple. I mean, do you want the youth vote or not?For more on the questions over Joe Biden's health, we go live to the briefing room with our senior White House analyst, Michael Costa. Michael. Michael, why is the White House being so cagey about the President's health?Guys, I've been talking to White House officials, and it turns out the media is blowing this way out of proportion. So a Parkinson's doctor visited a few times. Big deal. An STD doctor has been here every day for a week, and no one's asking if the President has an STD.Does the President have an STD?That'd be pretty cool, huh?No.No. No. Does he have an STD or not?Answer the question. Guys, calm down. He definitely does not have hepatitis A, if that's what you're asking.No. Okay. Does he have hepatitis B or C?D-e-f-g. Sounds like a preschool in here. I mean, this is what the White House is talking about. The media needs to calm down.No, no. The White House can't drop concerning information and then be angry when the media tries to report on it.There's nothing to report on. Biden's fine. But even if he isn't, which he is, the White House has a great medical staff with tons of spare organs. My God, does Biden need organs? No one said anything about getting organs from pigs. Why would he even need that? Biden's in great shape. He's got the heart of an ox.Wait, okay. Are you talking figuratively or But literally.I know, right? No, no, no. Come on, Michael. Answer it. This is infuriating. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Let's be calm and let this family grieve. What? Who is grieving? I can't share names about which family is grieving, which sitting President of the United States, which they're not, but they could be one day, which might be today.Oh, my God. Michael, Michael, answer this one question clearly without raising any further questions. Okay, where is the President right now?The President is at the NATO summit. Great. Great. Okay. And he's in all of our hearts. Wait, what?No, we hate you. Okay? Costa.Jeez. Michael Costa, everyone.Explore more shows from The Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at 11:00, 10:00 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus.Paramount Podcasts. If you're listening to this ad, it's no accident unless you forgot to hit skip. But For marketers, finding the right audience matters. 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and nobody in the house is allowed to get a goddamn abortion.

I I'm almost certain we're not talking about the house guests. No, we're not. Okay, got you. So Joe Biden shit the bed, and now his campaign is trying to desperately change the conversation back to Joe Biden's opponent.

New reporting today on a plan for President Joe Biden. It's a plan to tie Donald Trump to Project 2025 and focus on what a second Trump presidency could look like. Democrats have been shouting from the rooftop that this Project 2025 is a blueprint for Trump to gut democracy if he wins. The DNC purchased five new billboards in Miami, tying Trump to Project 2025 today. The current President, Joe Biden just tweeted, Google Project 2025.

He wants us to Google it? Kind of phoning in the attack there, aren't you, Joe? Although I'm not entirely convinced Biden trying to just Google Project 2025. I mean, his next tweet is going to be, Alexa, how do you win a debate?

But yes, if you haven't googled it yet, Project 2025 is a 900-page blueprint for Donald Trump's second term. It's basically a conservative fan fiction, which could very well become fan reality. It's full of terrifying proposals that range from burning more fossil fuels to outlawing pornography, which is bad news for people who like to masturbate and horrible news for people who like to masturbate to our flourishing coral reefs. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. The people behind Project 2025 were some of Donald Trump's top aides, but apparently it's getting a little too controversial for now because he's running away from it like it's a disabled veteran who wants a selfie.

Donald Trump chose today to try to distance himself from Project 2025.

On Truth Social Today, Trump wrote, I know nothing about Project 2025.

I have no idea who's behind it. I disagree with some of the things they're saying, and some of the things they're saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal.

Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with that.

Really? You expect us to believe Donald Trump didn't read a 900 Okay, now that I'm saying it, I hear it. Yes, I hear it. I do. Okay, yeah, I do. Okay. But let's look at this. Okay, this is textbook Trump. He hides his dog whistles next to some plausible deniability. Every tweet is like a cheesecake factory menu. There's something for everybody. He doesn't mind if it's full of contradictions. He hasn't read Project 2025, but he likes parts of it. He has no idea who's behind it, but he hired most of them. He thinks it's abysmal, but he wishes them luck. He's got one hand in his pocket and the other one's giving a high five. By the way, if Trump's saying, I don't know who these people are, but I wish them luck, sounds both odd and broadly familiar. It might be because of this.

President Trump was asked late today about Jeffrey Epstein's alleged co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell. I don't know. I haven't really been following it too much. I just wish her well, frankly.

Here's Here's a tweet idea for Joe Biden. Google Ghislaine Maxwell.

But yes, the Biden campaign would love the media to start talking about Project 2025 so they can stop talking about things like this.

News broke today that a military doctor specializing in Parkinson's visited the White House eight times in eight months.

Eight times in eight months? That is shocking. I can't get one doctor's appointment in eight months. I had to go to the CBS Minute Clinic to get my tubes tied. Now, as it turns out, this doctor only examined Biden during his annual physicals, and the other visits were for other people at the White House. So this story might have blown right by until this happened.

The White House today facing repeated questions about President Biden's medical history. Has the President been treated for Parkinson's? No. Is he being treated for Parkinson's? No, he's not. Is he taking medication? For Parkinson's? No. But the press secretary refused to confirm that Dr. Kevin Cunard, an expert on Parkinson's disease, visited the White House eight times from last summer to this past spring. Hold on a second. You should be able to answer by this point. Wait, no, no, no, no, No, wait a minute. Ed, please. A little respect here, please.

It is. You're asking me- Dr..

Kevin Cunard, come to the White House-I also said to you, Ed, I also said to you, for security reasons, we cannot share names. We cannot share names.

Look, I know she's trying to protect people's privacy, but anytime you're being that cagey with information, it just makes it look like you're hiding something. It almost would have been better to just make something up, like Joe and Jill and Dr. Parkinson's are in a thruple. I mean, do you want the youth vote or not?

For more on the questions over Joe Biden's health, we go live to the briefing room with our senior White House analyst, Michael Costa. Michael. Michael, why is the White House being so cagey about the President's health?

Guys, I've been talking to White House officials, and it turns out the media is blowing this way out of proportion. So a Parkinson's doctor visited a few times. Big deal. An STD doctor has been here every day for a week, and no one's asking if the President has an STD.

Does the President have an STD?

That'd be pretty cool, huh?

No.

No. No. Does he have an STD or not?

Answer the question. Guys, calm down. He definitely does not have hepatitis A, if that's what you're asking.

No. Okay. Does he have hepatitis B or C?

D-e-f-g. Sounds like a preschool in here. I mean, this is what the White House is talking about. The media needs to calm down.

No, no. The White House can't drop concerning information and then be angry when the media tries to report on it.

There's nothing to report on. Biden's fine. But even if he isn't, which he is, the White House has a great medical staff with tons of spare organs. My God, does Biden need organs? No one said anything about getting organs from pigs. Why would he even need that? Biden's in great shape. He's got the heart of an ox.

Wait, okay. Are you talking figuratively or But literally.

I know, right? No, no, no. Come on, Michael. Answer it. This is infuriating. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Let's be calm and let this family grieve. What? Who is grieving? I can't share names about which family is grieving, which sitting President of the United States, which they're not, but they could be one day, which might be today.

Oh, my God. Michael, Michael, answer this one question clearly without raising any further questions. Okay, where is the President right now?

The President is at the NATO summit. Great. Great. Okay. And he's in all of our hearts. Wait, what?

No, we hate you. Okay? Costa.

Jeez. Michael Costa, everyone.

Explore more shows from The Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at 11:00, 10:00 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus.

Paramount Podcasts. If you're listening to this ad, it's no accident unless you forgot to hit skip. But For marketers, finding the right audience matters. We worked hard for your attention, but you don't need to for your business. With Paramount Ads Manager, now you can reach huge audiences on the hottest shows on TV. That's right. Big shows aren't just for the big brands. You can get 30 second views on TV instead of three in their social feeds. Best of all, it's easy. Sign up today, be on TV tomorrow with Paramount Ads Manager. Go to adsmanager. Paramount. Com. That's adsmanager. Paramount. Com to learn more.

It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris. It's a new era for the US women's national team, and attacking third will tackle all the women's soccer action. First Cut will keep close tabs on golf, while Beyond the Arc will follow the US men's basketball team on a a quest for another gold. We need to talk now. We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic Games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcast.