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Listening to Comedy Central from the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central. now, that feels like victory. Already, the prospect of her candidacy has injected enthusiasm and energy. She's received a tsunami of grassroots support and cash.A staggering $200 million since President Biden dropped out.It's a Zoom world record. More than 100,000 white women mobilized for Vice President Kamala Harris.100,000 white women. That is a giant group of white women. I believe the scientific term is actually a goop of women. That is called a goop of women. $200 million. They've raised a united, enthusiastic democratic party. A huge reversal in one week. And they said it couldn't be done.Joe Biden is going to be the nominee.This is fantasy stuff. This is good for tv.But Biden's not going anywhere. This is not an Aaron Sorkin west wing question, and I don't know if you've spoken to him or not, but, like, do you think President Biden sees that and is like, oh, fine. Like, or is he, like, does that? I would imagine it would hurt your feelings. If that were me, it would hurt my feelings.I don't know. I think part of what he achieved with what's a really extraordinary thing. I think even now we might be underselling how world historically rare it is to be literally the most powerful person and just be, like, lay power aside. Right. Just because it's the right thing to do.Right.But in doing so, I also think he's consolidated his own standing as one of America'is. This is cable. See, that's my. My problem is the vetting process, because being vetted to be a rogue comic is. The bar is don't die. But, like, needle in the haystack four out of five employers who post on Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter.com zip again, that's ziprecruiter.com. zip. Ziprecruiter the smartest way to hire hey, everybody.Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgi t, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody, that's our show for tonight. Before we go tonight, we're gonna check in with your host for the rest of the week, Mister Ronny Chang. Ronny Chang, everybody. So much. So much is going on. The speed of everything, Ronnie. I mean, what's coming up this week?Well, uh, I'll be talking about the accusation that Trump's VP pig, JD Vance, had sex with a couch. And let me just say from my own personal investigation, it proves that it's really difficult.Uh, Ronnie, that's, uh, been debunked. It was just. It was a dumb tweet somebody made up to make fun of JD Vance. It wasn't.Oh, okay. Well, um, do you know what Ikea's return policy is?All right, um, Ronnie Chang, everybody. Here it is, your nominal day. I, as an american, find it offensive that a nominee is being coronated like kamala. What makes Kamala Harris a remarkable figure?We all owe karmala a little bit of respect.Kamala or kamala? Kamala mala. Mala. I don't know. Kamala Harris. You can say kamala. You can say kamala. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it or not. I couldn't care less. Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount plus us.Paramount podcasts. You may be tempted to skip this ad, but don't marketers want their audience to stick around? And with Paramount ads manager, you can advertise your business on the biggest shows on tv for 30 unskippable seconds. Run your ads in premium content on Paramount plus and over 15 major networks with hits, shows, movies, sports, and more, all on the biggest screen in the house. Put your business in show business with Paramount ads manager. Go to adsmanager Dot paramount.com. that's adsmanager dot paramount.com to learn more.Hey, everybody. Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredients to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.

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now, that feels like victory. Already, the prospect of her candidacy has injected enthusiasm and energy. She's received a tsunami of grassroots support and cash.

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A staggering $200 million since President Biden dropped out.

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It's a Zoom world record. More than 100,000 white women mobilized for Vice President Kamala Harris.

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100,000 white women. That is a giant group of white women. I believe the scientific term is actually a goop of women. That is called a goop of women. $200 million. They've raised a united, enthusiastic democratic party. A huge reversal in one week. And they said it couldn't be done.

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Joe Biden is going to be the nominee.

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This is fantasy stuff. This is good for tv.

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But Biden's not going anywhere. This is not an Aaron Sorkin west wing question, and I don't know if you've spoken to him or not, but, like, do you think President Biden sees that and is like, oh, fine. Like, or is he, like, does that? I would imagine it would hurt your feelings. If that were me, it would hurt my feelings.I don't know. I think part of what he achieved with what's a really extraordinary thing. I think even now we might be underselling how world historically rare it is to be literally the most powerful person and just be, like, lay power aside. Right. Just because it's the right thing to do.Right.But in doing so, I also think he's consolidated his own standing as one of America'is. This is cable. See, that's my. My problem is the vetting process, because being vetted to be a rogue comic is. The bar is don't die. But, like, needle in the haystack four out of five employers who post on Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter.com zip again, that's ziprecruiter.com. zip. Ziprecruiter the smartest way to hire hey, everybody.Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgi t, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody, that's our show for tonight. Before we go tonight, we're gonna check in with your host for the rest of the week, Mister Ronny Chang. Ronny Chang, everybody. So much. So much is going on. The speed of everything, Ronnie. I mean, what's coming up this week?Well, uh, I'll be talking about the accusation that Trump's VP pig, JD Vance, had sex with a couch. And let me just say from my own personal investigation, it proves that it's really difficult.Uh, Ronnie, that's, uh, been debunked. It was just. It was a dumb tweet somebody made up to make fun of JD Vance. It wasn't.Oh, okay. Well, um, do you know what Ikea's return policy is?All right, um, Ronnie Chang, everybody. Here it is, your nominal day. I, as an american, find it offensive that a nominee is being coronated like kamala. What makes Kamala Harris a remarkable figure?We all owe karmala a little bit of respect.Kamala or kamala? Kamala mala. Mala. I don't know. Kamala Harris. You can say kamala. You can say kamala. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it or not. I couldn't care less. Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount plus us.Paramount podcasts. You may be tempted to skip this ad, but don't marketers want their audience to stick around? And with Paramount ads manager, you can advertise your business on the biggest shows on tv for 30 unskippable seconds. Run your ads in premium content on Paramount plus and over 15 major networks with hits, shows, movies, sports, and more, all on the biggest screen in the house. Put your business in show business with Paramount ads manager. Go to adsmanager Dot paramount.com. that's adsmanager dot paramount.com to learn more.Hey, everybody. Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredients to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.

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question, and I don't know if you've spoken to him or not, but, like, do you think President Biden sees that and is like, oh, fine. Like, or is he, like, does that? I would imagine it would hurt your feelings. If that were me, it would hurt my feelings.

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I don't know. I think part of what he achieved with what's a really extraordinary thing. I think even now we might be underselling how world historically rare it is to be literally the most powerful person and just be, like, lay power aside. Right. Just because it's the right thing to do.

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Right.

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But in doing so, I also think he's consolidated his own standing as one of America'is. This is cable. See, that's my. My problem is the vetting process, because being vetted to be a rogue comic is. The bar is don't die. But, like, needle in the haystack four out of five employers who post on Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter.com zip again, that's ziprecruiter.com. zip. Ziprecruiter the smartest way to hire hey, everybody.Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgi t, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody, that's our show for tonight. Before we go tonight, we're gonna check in with your host for the rest of the week, Mister Ronny Chang. Ronny Chang, everybody. So much. So much is going on. The speed of everything, Ronnie. I mean, what's coming up this week?Well, uh, I'll be talking about the accusation that Trump's VP pig, JD Vance, had sex with a couch. And let me just say from my own personal investigation, it proves that it's really difficult.Uh, Ronnie, that's, uh, been debunked. It was just. It was a dumb tweet somebody made up to make fun of JD Vance. It wasn't.Oh, okay. Well, um, do you know what Ikea's return policy is?All right, um, Ronnie Chang, everybody. Here it is, your nominal day. I, as an american, find it offensive that a nominee is being coronated like kamala. What makes Kamala Harris a remarkable figure?We all owe karmala a little bit of respect.Kamala or kamala? Kamala mala. Mala. I don't know. Kamala Harris. You can say kamala. You can say kamala. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it or not. I couldn't care less. Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount plus us.Paramount podcasts. You may be tempted to skip this ad, but don't marketers want their audience to stick around? And with Paramount ads manager, you can advertise your business on the biggest shows on tv for 30 unskippable seconds. Run your ads in premium content on Paramount plus and over 15 major networks with hits, shows, movies, sports, and more, all on the biggest screen in the house. Put your business in show business with Paramount ads manager. Go to adsmanager Dot paramount.com. that's adsmanager dot paramount.com to learn more.Hey, everybody. Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredients to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.

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is. This is cable. See, that's my. My problem is the vetting process, because being vetted to be a rogue comic is. The bar is don't die. But, like, needle in the haystack four out of five employers who post on Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter.com zip again, that's ziprecruiter.com. zip. Ziprecruiter the smartest way to hire hey, everybody.Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgi t, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody, that's our show for tonight. Before we go tonight, we're gonna check in with your host for the rest of the week, Mister Ronny Chang. Ronny Chang, everybody. So much. So much is going on. The speed of everything, Ronnie. I mean, what's coming up this week?Well, uh, I'll be talking about the accusation that Trump's VP pig, JD Vance, had sex with a couch. And let me just say from my own personal investigation, it proves that it's really difficult.Uh, Ronnie, that's, uh, been debunked. It was just. It was a dumb tweet somebody made up to make fun of JD Vance. It wasn't.Oh, okay. Well, um, do you know what Ikea's return policy is?All right, um, Ronnie Chang, everybody. Here it is, your nominal day. I, as an american, find it offensive that a nominee is being coronated like kamala. What makes Kamala Harris a remarkable figure?We all owe karmala a little bit of respect.Kamala or kamala? Kamala mala. Mala. I don't know. Kamala Harris. You can say kamala. You can say kamala. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it or not. I couldn't care less. Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount plus us.Paramount podcasts. You may be tempted to skip this ad, but don't marketers want their audience to stick around? And with Paramount ads manager, you can advertise your business on the biggest shows on tv for 30 unskippable seconds. Run your ads in premium content on Paramount plus and over 15 major networks with hits, shows, movies, sports, and more, all on the biggest screen in the house. Put your business in show business with Paramount ads manager. Go to adsmanager Dot paramount.com. that's adsmanager dot paramount.com to learn more.Hey, everybody. Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredients to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.

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needle in the haystack four out of five employers who post on Ziprecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter.com zip again, that's ziprecruiter.com. zip. Ziprecruiter the smartest way to hire hey, everybody.

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Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgi t, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance, it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcast. Hey, everybody, that's our show for tonight. Before we go tonight, we're gonna check in with your host for the rest of the week, Mister Ronny Chang. Ronny Chang, everybody. So much. So much is going on. The speed of everything, Ronnie. I mean, what's coming up this week?

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Well, uh, I'll be talking about the accusation that Trump's VP pig, JD Vance, had sex with a couch. And let me just say from my own personal investigation, it proves that it's really difficult.

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Uh, Ronnie, that's, uh, been debunked. It was just. It was a dumb tweet somebody made up to make fun of JD Vance. It wasn't.

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Oh, okay. Well, um, do you know what Ikea's return policy is?

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All right, um, Ronnie Chang, everybody. Here it is, your nominal day. I, as an american, find it offensive that a nominee is being coronated like kamala. What makes Kamala Harris a remarkable figure?

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We all owe karmala a little bit of respect.

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Kamala or kamala? Kamala mala. Mala. I don't know. Kamala Harris. You can say kamala. You can say kamala. I couldn't care less if I mispronounce it or not. I couldn't care less. Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount plus us.

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Paramount podcasts. You may be tempted to skip this ad, but don't marketers want their audience to stick around? And with Paramount ads manager, you can advertise your business on the biggest shows on tv for 30 unskippable seconds. Run your ads in premium content on Paramount plus and over 15 major networks with hits, shows, movies, sports, and more, all on the biggest screen in the house. Put your business in show business with Paramount ads manager. Go to adsmanager Dot paramount.com. that's adsmanager dot paramount.com to learn more.

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Hey, everybody. Jon Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, the weekly show. It's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting. You'll be saying to yourself, tgit, thank God it's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they obsess me. The election economics earnings calls. What are they talking about on these earnings calls? We're going to be talking about ingredients to bread ratio on sandwiches. And I know that I listed that fourth, but in importance it's probably second. I know you have a lot of options as far as podcasts go, but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean, talk about innovative. Listen to the weekly show with Jon Stewart wherever you get your podcasts.