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It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris. It's a new era for the US women's national team, and Attacking Third will tackle all the women's soccer action. First Cut will keep close tabs on golf, while Beyond the Arc will follow the US men's basketball team on a quest for another gold. We need to talk now. We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic Games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcast.

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You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalist at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, Jon Steer. Welcome. Give me the answer. Nice to see you, guys.

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How are you? My name is John Stee. Please, please. How is everybody doing? Wow. Wow. What a terrible fucking Hey, John, come back to The Daily Show just for the election. It'll be fine. You'll do one day a week. It'll be a larf. What could go wrong? Obviously, we were supposed to be doing our shows from Milwaukee for the RNC this week. But because of the attempt on the form of President's life, our venue, the venue in which we had planned to this show as a theater, which was originally located in the soft perimeter, they called it, security-wise, was shifted, understandably so, to the hard perimeter. They called it the hard perimeter. You really don't want to be in the hard perimeter. It was locked down. They built cages around the theater. Because of that, we felt that we could not logistically on the theater shows effectively without people. But I do want to say to the city of Milwaukee, to the mayor of Milwaukee, could not have been more accommodating to the show, more gracious to us. We thank you so much. I do hope that we will be able to come back to Milwaukee.

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We really do want to come back at some point and make up some of the events we had planned, especially our in dog scission. We get dogs adopted and people registered to vote. Or it's the other way around. I don't really... I don't remember. But as always, the biggest slice of praise is reserved for our production team and crew. They turned this ocean liner around. On a dime. On a It is a big production to take a show like this on the road. On short notice, our crack production team and our crew got us back to New York City, rejiggered all the things in the studio to get us ready to do a program this very Tuesday night. It's remarkable work, and I just want to thank this afternoon. Remarkable. Remarkable. But even though we are not in Milwaukee. Last night was night one of the RNC, and obviously, after what happened this weekend, there was a clear theme going in.

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Obviously, right now, unity is a theme that we need to be focused on.

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I think that we're going to hear a lot of unifying top speeches.

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We got to create some unity.

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The vitriol and the hatred, it needs to stop.

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We should bring the temperature down. Let's turn this moment into a moment that helps us down that path of healing and unity.

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Wow. That That is Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin. He is known as a particularly divisive, divisive, or whoever you want to pronounce that, a divisive figure. To hear that healing rhetoric coming from Ron Johnson is impressive. I, for one, look forward to hearing his unifying remarks on the convention floor.

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Today's Democratic Their agenda, their policies, are a clear and present danger to America.

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I'm sorry. I guess he's what's known as unity in the streets. It's divisive in the sheets. But to be fair, and I want to be fair, and I want to be fair in this new environment, Senator Johnson did not mean to stoke anger. His teleprompter did.

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What he wanted loaded in the prompter was that we needed a somber moment in history. We should heed President Trump's call to unite, to be strong, to be determined.

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We must heal. He said, I don't know how the other one got in there and screwed up the teleprompter, but again, he went ahead and read it. What a douchebag. Sorry. I didn't mean to say that. That was in my teleprompter. I apologize. Robe telepronters weren't the only ones having trouble adjusting to the Republican's new tone. One particularly fiery member of Congress struggled mightily as her body rejected the unity theme as though it were transplanted like a monkey heart. The founding father of the America First Movement, Donald John Trump.

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Make America successful again.

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Wealthy again.

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The country we deserve.

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She knows she's making that noise, right? Or is that the noise she makes when the interior monolog is going, Marjorie, there's going to be plenty of time to talk about Satanic Democrats. Just keep it in. Marjorie, just... I just, Oh, this is hard to do. But perhaps the weirdest moment of last night was when the RNC looked like it was turning into the DNC. One of its featured speakers was Amber Rose, founder of the LA Slut Walk, and a sex-positive, pro-choice internet celebrity.

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Donald Trump and his supporters don't care if you're black, white, gay, or straight. It's all love.

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It's all love. It's love. You just better hope all that love doesn't lead to an ectopic pregnancy because... All right. The guys know what I'm talking about. They're feeling that in their old fallopian tubes over there. But the moment that really felt like the D&C had snuck into the RNC was when Sean O'Brien Brian, the President of the Teamsters Union, and apparently Rob Cordry Doppelganger, came up to the lectern. Come on, Codry.

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It's an honor to be the first Teamster in our 121-year history to address the Republican National Convention.

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The crowd went crazy until he began to tell them what he thinks.

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Legal protections that make it safer for workers to get a contract. Trade policies that put American workers first. Labor law must be reformed. Companies fire workers who try to join unions and hide behind toothless laws that are meant to protect working people but are manipulated to benefit corporations.

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Where are the cheers? Where are the cheers on the floor of the convention? Yes, apparently, Republicans are pro-worker now and pro-union. I hope somebody tells all the Republican governors who passed right to work anti-union laws in their states, and all the Republican appointed judges who made it easier to break unions, and Donald Trump himself, who helped kill a bill that would have protected unions. They're going to be so embarrassed. It's a copagursey. But of course, the main event from last night was the crowning of Donald Trump's MAGA movement, Air Apparent. No, not that guy. No. There you go. The other dark hair, bearded dude right in front of that one, JD Vance. I got to tell you something, man, that ain't right. It's like for vice President, Donald selected the actor who would be hired to play Don Jr in the Lifetime Movement. It's not right. It's like Don Jr was the beta version that had to have some kinks worked out. He's the default avatar in the video game, and then Donald Trump senior adjusted the pretty eyes and charisma sliders up a little bit. '66 intelligence. Then it was time for Donald Trump's big entrance.

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The great Lee Greenwood did the honors with a rousing rendition of God bless the USA.

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Is there any doubt who's going to be the next President of the United States?

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Prayer works.

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This nation, based on faith, prayer works because he was sure as Donald Trump turned his head just slightly, that the bullet missed him just enough.

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You know what? I'm sorry, Lee. We're going to have to skip ahead just a little bit. None of the side pattern, if you could. The Great Lee Greenwood. Introducing Donald Trump.

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Here we We have believed for so long that God will make some changes in this country, and he's about to make a change in the current administration and send them home. Thank you, everybody, for being here.

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Just let me get to it. The man is wearing a time release ear sav, for God's sakes.

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Help for our veterans, and God bless our military wherever they are in this United States and abroad.

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There would be no wars.

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There wasn't any when President Trump was President.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the next President of the United States. What else?

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They cut him off. Is it possible to bring out another band to play a band off? But then finally, Donald Trump himself arrived, waving to his adoring crowd, and then went to sit down in what can only be described as some chair trap. What's that? I don't know. Well, what is that? A bean bag? What the hell? Meanwhile, back in the Bat Cave, Joe Biden was sitting down with NBC news anchor Lester Hult to answer questions about what he would do to cool our nation's overheated rhetoric.

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But have you taken a step back and done a little soul searching on things that you may have said that could incite people who are not balanced? How do you talk about the threat to democracy, which is real, when a president says things like he says? Do you just not say anything because it may incite somebody? My opponent is engaged in that rhetoric. He talks about it'll be a blood bath if he loses. I remember the picture of Donald Trump when Nancy Pelosi's husband was hit with a hammer, talking about joking about it. This doesn't sound like you're turning down the heat, though.

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He's not turning down the heat. He's telling you what the other guy had been saying. How are you supposed to discuss the temperature of the rhetoric if you're not allowed to mention the rhetoric? It became clear that Biden was ready to turn it down for everybody but Lester Holt. Are you seeing what they saw, which was moments, frankly, that you appeared to be you appeared to be confused.

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Lester, look, Why don't you guys ever talk about the 18 to 28 lies he told? Where are you on this?

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Oh, shit.

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Seriously, you won't answer the question, but why didn't the press talk about all the lies he told?

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Let me ask you something, Lester. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you this. Who's got two thumbs, Lester? And is about to beat your ass. But of course, this entire debate over rhetoric is happening because of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump over the weekend at a rally in Pennsylvania, which was obviously terrifying and disorienting. I think I learned that in an emergency, when shit hits the fan in this country, the Internet is a great source of information. For instance, within minutes, I found out that this is staged. Then I found out that it was actually an inside job. Then I found out that it was Joe Biden who ordered it. Then I found out that this guy is the shooter. Great job, Internet, you did it. Except it turns out that that guy is an Italian football commentator named Marco Violi. Who does, to be fair, ook a little shootery. But I can only assume was in Italy sipping Aperol Spritzas on the piazza when he got a panicked call from his Nona Marco. Marco. Why Marco? I have to say, and I I'm seeing this, and I have a slight confession to make, and I am not proud of this in any way, shape, or form.

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But I'm following social media during all this to find out who did it because it's this pattern I feel like we now have in the country when we hear about a horrific event. You're on pins and needles in this reverse demographic lottery to make sure that the psychopathic shooter doesn't belong to one of your teams. You just sit there going, Please, no Democrats That's no Liberals, no progressives. It's like that press your luck game. No Dewey, no Dewey, no Dewey, no Dewey, no Dewey, no Dewey. We're all doing it. We're all doing it because we have to know what our posture will be on the tragedy. Will it be a haughty, I told you, or perhaps a circumspect? Well, let's not rush to judgment. We shouldn't generalize. Then it ends up being someone we can't even figure out in the first place. A bullied loner white guy, registered Republican, donated to a blue pack, argued conservative causes, is a dude, but if you flip his picture upside down, looks like an old lady. I don't know what's going on with this guy. It's a jump ball. We don't know yet who's got Dibbs, who wins.

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None of us knows what's going to happen next other than there will be another tragedy in this country, self-inflicted by us to us. Then we'll have this feeling again. I remember it on 9/11, this disorienting, holy shit, stop the world, I would like to get off feeling. In that moment, there will be some incredible Americans who, in the midst of it, for some unknown reason, rush towards it and get us back to some equilibrium. We'll count on those folks to hold us together again. It does remind us that by a hair's breadth, we dodged a catastrophe. But it was still a tragedy because one of those first responders lost his life. His name was Cory Comperator. He was a retired fire chief in the area. He had given his life in service to his community, and he died literally shielding his family. He's a reminder that in those moments of crisis, there are helpers, and we can all make a choice to try and be one of those people. Or you can be one of these guys. In the immediate aftermath of the shooting, an article from Forbes titled, Will Surviving Gunfire be Donald Trump's next appeal to Black voters.

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Not helping. When we come back, Bill Leroy will be here. Don't go away.

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My guest tonight, he is the host of the O'Reilly Update, and he's the author of the forthcoming book, Confronting the President. Please welcome back to the program, Bill O'Reilly, sir. Come on out. Take your Thanks for having me.

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Take your time. I appreciate it. William. Yes, sir.

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Our country, we are in such a dangerous moment. You've written books on almost every assassination, as you have a whole line of- The Killing Books. The Killing, the Children's series, you about killing presidents. In your mind, are we in a unique time in American history of polarization? Or as you looked back on those other moments of terrible tragedy in our country, are there similarities or differences?

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Yeah, it's not unique, but the social media and the corporate media heighten everything.

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You're saying Lincoln's tweets were not a part of.

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He had to get a pigeon and throw them out the window. Right. Makes sense. Limited. But the assassins all have one thing in common. They were all mentally ill, all of them. Most of them did their terrible deeds because they were in a rage. You're going to find out that this guy in Pennsylvania fits both of those categories. That has been human nature since they got in a cage.

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Do you believe then that the Political rhetoric. I mean, John Wilkes Booth was clearly a political actor, no, but he was also mentally ill.

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Well, John Wilkes Booth was a fanatical conservative and racist who hated Lincoln.

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Good thing that's gone out of the country.

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Well, that's what I'm saying.

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No, I know. I was saying it, too. I'm saying that's good.

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We were both saying it. No, we're obviously sharing that opinion. We're simpatico.

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Yes, exactly. Don't throw Latin into it. I'm sorry.

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It's not new, but we're now in a society where hatred is rewarded.

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It's incentivized. It's monetized.

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That's right. The hate brigade is now pulling back a little bit because they have to, but they're going to be back in two weeks because they get paid to do this. They're so untalented. But you and I... Oh, boy.

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I want to make this point because Stuart and I have a history.

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All right, we go back. But if you watch, if you Google Stuart and I- Really, ships passing in a night.

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It's really...

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We are able to disagree without hating each other. Now, I truly hate it, but I don't show it. You hold it very well. I don't put it out. No, absolutely. But now that's not rewarded. That detente where two people look at life differently isn't rewarded. The haters get the big money. And so that's what you have. And I think all Americans start to hold the corporations accountable. You can't do anything about the guys in the basement that are chucking this stuff out, and you just had it on these conspiratorial nuts. Can't do anything about that. But you can say to corporations, you better knock this stuff off. You better stop calling people racist and Nazis and this and that. Now, your question, and thank you for letting me take over the show.

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Did I have a question? I don't remember.

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Thank you for letting me run the show.

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While you were talking, I was watching a different program. I'm watching South Park reruns right now. I don't even know what you're talking about.

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But this one is better, so listen to me.

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I'm going to listen to you, but then I have a follow-up to this, which I think is important.

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Okay, so your question is then, WhatI'm going to ruin your day. I'm going to ruin your day, Stuart.You brought a handkerchief? All right.I was prepared for this. Food prices under Biden, up 20%. Gas prices, 38, mortgage rates, 160%. Yeah, prices are gone. Drug ODs, up 36%, okay? Car insurance, 125% up. These are folks. They have to spend that money.Listen, there's no question that post-pandemic, this country and the world have suffered from For years of post-pandemic. Right, but Trump ran an $8 trillion deficit. He spent $1.7 trillion on tax cuts. He deregulated-Inflation was 1.5%.When he walked out the door.But look at it in relation to the world. I respectfully say, yes, inflation was too high, and that hurts American consumers. You want this? What did Biden do to create that, though?I don't know. That's what I would have asked.Basically, you wrote down a piece of paper, but you didn't look up the answer? No. We're going to need two days on the podcast.I want to ask Biden about that. Okay. So you're saying, Why would Biden do it? I'm not going to hear and say- If you don't mind, that was a very poor impression of how I've been saying this.Why don't Biden do it?That's not too bad. Okay. All right. So my job as a journalist is to say to- When did you get that job?Too easy. You really make it too easy. We're going to talk tomorrow. We got to go. This is too long. Thank you for being here. Confounding the President comes September 10th, available for pre-order. Bill O'Reilly. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. I'm still in a moment.Choosing a credit card can get overwhelming. A lot offer great perks like free burritos or access to fancy airport lounges, but they can also come with huge interest rates that cancel out those perks pretty quickly, especially on big purchases. 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What do you have planned for Wednesday night?Well, John, I'm going to be talking about JD Vance, the perfect vice presidential pick for the Trump ticket.He's tall, he's bearded, and most importantly, he's loyal. Well, I mean, I don't know about loyal. He thought that Trump was basically Hitler a few years ago. John, come on, okay?If that's the standard, then nobody is loyal, all right?Who hasn't called their boss Hitler at some point? Have you called me Hitler, Ronny? John, now is a time for unity, okay? It doesn't matter what people said yesterday. And yes, I do accept your nomination as vice President of The Daily Show. That's not a thing. Thank you. Ryan Chey, everybody, over here.Here is your moment of If I may, before the benediction, give you this promise, you're going to be so blessed. You're going to be tired of being blessed. I guarantee it. Explore more shows from The Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show, wherever you get your podcasts. 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I'm going to ruin your day. I'm going to ruin your day, Stuart.

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You brought a handkerchief? All right.

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I was prepared for this. Food prices under Biden, up 20%. Gas prices, 38, mortgage rates, 160%. Yeah, prices are gone. Drug ODs, up 36%, okay? Car insurance, 125% up. These are folks. They have to spend that money.

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Listen, there's no question that post-pandemic, this country and the world have suffered from For years of post-pandemic. Right, but Trump ran an $8 trillion deficit. He spent $1.7 trillion on tax cuts. He deregulated-Inflation was 1.5%.

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When he walked out the door.

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But look at it in relation to the world. I respectfully say, yes, inflation was too high, and that hurts American consumers. You want this? What did Biden do to create that, though?

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I don't know. That's what I would have asked.

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Basically, you wrote down a piece of paper, but you didn't look up the answer? No. We're going to need two days on the podcast.

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I want to ask Biden about that. Okay. So you're saying, Why would Biden do it? I'm not going to hear and say- If you don't mind, that was a very poor impression of how I've been saying this.

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Why don't Biden do it?

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That's not too bad. Okay. All right. So my job as a journalist is to say to- When did you get that job?

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Too easy. You really make it too easy. We're going to talk tomorrow. We got to go. This is too long. Thank you for being here. Confounding the President comes September 10th, available for pre-order. Bill O'Reilly. We're going to take a quick break. We'll be right back. I'm still in a moment.

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It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris. It's a new era for the US women's national team, and Attacking Third will tackle all the women's soccer action. First Cut will keep close tabs on golf, while Beyond the Arc will follow the US men's basketball team on a quest for another gold. We need to talk now. We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic Games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcasts. That is our start for tonight.

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But before we go, we're going to check in with your host for tomorrow night, Mr. Roni Chan. Roni. Obviously, big things going on. What do you have planned for Wednesday night?

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Well, John, I'm going to be talking about JD Vance, the perfect vice presidential pick for the Trump ticket.

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He's tall, he's bearded, and most importantly, he's loyal. Well, I mean, I don't know about loyal. He thought that Trump was basically Hitler a few years ago. John, come on, okay?

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If that's the standard, then nobody is loyal, all right?

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Who hasn't called their boss Hitler at some point? Have you called me Hitler, Ronny? John, now is a time for unity, okay? It doesn't matter what people said yesterday. And yes, I do accept your nomination as vice President of The Daily Show. That's not a thing. Thank you. Ryan Chey, everybody, over here.

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Here is your moment of If I may, before the benediction, give you this promise, you're going to be so blessed. You're going to be tired of being blessed. I guarantee it. Explore more shows from The Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at 11:00, 10:00 Central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus.

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It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris. It's a new era for the US women's national team, and Attacking Third will tackle all the women's soccer action. First Cut will keep close tabs on golf, while Beyond the Arc will follow the US men's basketball team on a quest for another gold. We need to talk now. We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic Games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcast.