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Be greener and save with Panasonic. Time to save on energy bills with a Panasonic heat pump. Our Aquarius Service Plus ensures long life and top performance for your system. Enjoy flexible payments of firefighting tasks like pulling hose, spraying water, forcible entry and rescue.First of all, I don't think you need a camp to teach teen boys how to pull hose. I mean, they tend to figure it out on their own. By the way, firefighter camp is just like police camp, but with more cardio and less framing people for murder. I admire these kids, but they better not show up when I burn down my Panama City condo for the insurance money. Stay away from Daddy's other gravy train, you little life-saving shits. But if firefighting camp sounds like too much fun, don't worry, you've still got options.At this summer camp- You should be able to hear long sounds. Middle schoolers take care of Baby Tori, a $75,000 high-fidelity simulator.There's also- So pick your poison.Do you want to dress a wound or build a body?Baycare's Diane Roush Camp Nurse Jr.At Dunedin, Sally L.Bailey Nursing Education Center is not your typical teenage summer are fun.Here, they're learning about patient care and broken bones and CPR and more. For Camilla and Ellie and dozens of others, this might be their future. What the is that?Is that supposed to be a baby? It looks like someone knocked up Megan. Somebody Nobody send that thing to the Supreme Court, and we'll have abortion back in no time. But of course, there's also one very affordable summer program that parents are forgetting about, ignoring your kids and letting them kick off for three months. You know, watch TV, kick rocks, maybe even pull some hose. That's how I spent my summers as a kid, and look how I turned out.Choosing a credit card can get overwhelming. A lot offer great perks like free burritos or access to fancy airport louanges, but they can also come with huge interest rates that cancel out those perks pretty quickly, especially on big purchases. If you want to knock down those rates but still get everyday perks like cashback, which you can totally use to buy burritos, Avon has a credit card that can help you do that. Avon works like a regular credit card, but taps into your home equity. To to get you really low interest rates. It's the convenience of a credit card with the savings of a home equity line of credit. And just like any other card, you can make everyday purchases and earn unlimited 2% cashback. Plus, now, Avon lets you use your rental or investment properties towards that home equity line of credit. You just need to verify employment and rental income, upload your tax return, verify your home is in good condition, and you're on your way to having a credit card with an interest rate that doesn't eat up all your burrito money. Head to aven. Com to learn more. That's aven. Com to learn more.Finding great candidates to hire can be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You might get a lot of resumes, but not enough candidates with the right skills or experience, but not with ZipRecruiter. Ziprecruiter finds amazing candidates for you fast. Right now, you can try it for free at ziprecruiter. Com/zip. Ziprecruiter's smart technology identifies top talent for your roles quickly. Immediately after you post your job, ZipRecruiter's powerful matching technology starts showing you qualified people for it, and you can use ZipRecruiter's pre-written an invite to apply message to personally reach out to your favorite candidates and encourage them to apply sooner. Ditch the other hiring sites and let Ziprecruiter find what you're looking for, the needle in the haystack. Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter. Com/zip. Again, that's ziprecruiter. Com/zip. Ziprecruiter, the smartest way to hire.Elaine and Jimmy are Over 60. They still look at each other the same way they did when they first met, and they're still excited about what comes next. If you're a homeowner over 60, a lifetime loan secured against your house from Spry Finance could help you to keep enjoying life. For a free consultation in the comfort of your own home, talk to us at 0158-22-580, or visit spryfinance. Ie, because life never gets old. Over 60s only Product eligibility criteria apply. Senior Money Mortgage as Ireland's DAAC trading as Senior's Money, Spry Finance and Sprye is regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.Welcome back to The Daily Show. As crazy as it might seem, there are still a lot of voters who aren't sure whether to vote for Donald Trump or Joe Biden. So we sent a special correspondence to interview some of them. All right. Welcome to our focus group of Undecided Voters. Thank you for coming to our marketing research offices. I want to stress that there is nobody masturbating behind this two-way mirror, no matter what you hear. So as undecided, let's go around the room Tell us your name and what your problem is.We've never had worse choices, in my opinion. I don't like either candidate.Same as other people said, I'm not really crazy about either candidate. Okay, I see some of you feel you need more information about the candidates. And I get it. We know so little about Trump and Biden, apart from their campaign issues, their actions as President, their handling of the global pandemic, their criminal indictments, whom they've showered with, and a very detailed description of Trump's penis from a former porn star. But we still don't know. Okay. If you're leaning towards Biden, please raise your hand. If you're leaning towards Biden, if you're leaning toward Trump, raise your hand. Okay, raise it at the 45-degree angle, please. A little straighter. Don't bend the elbow. That's good. It's a Hitler joke. You see, because you support a fascist. We're having fun. Okay, raise your hand if you feel like voters are easily be manipulated. Who doesn't think so? Okay, now, lower your hands. Okay, now, raise them again. Okay, now, lower them again. Raise them up one more time. Raise both hands. Now, lower one. Now, everyone say, I cannot be manipulated. Which candidate would you have a beer with? Trump.trump. Which candidate would you go to a baseball game with?Biden. Biden. Trump.Which candidate would you let eat sugar cubes out of your hand?Biden. Why?More gummy, less likely to bite you? Yeah.Gentle. Gentle. Gentle.Which candidate would you want to be behind in a human centipede? Keep in mind, no matter what you answer, we will all think you're disgusting. Okay, this is tough, guys. I mean, I sense you find yourselves undecided about a lot of things. My problem is I'm not sure which one is going to die first. Thomas, I just have to ask, why are you struggling with this decision when you had no problem deciding to leave the barber shop with those sideburns? Seriously, it's like my mom always used to say, Shit or get off the lawn. It's your civic duty. Yes. Would you agree with that? Yes, I would agree with that. What is your gut telling you? I mean, other seatbelts do not come in my size. I can't trust Biden or Trump. Okay, I bet you.So I like RFK. Rfk Jr. Interesting. Also known as the evidence that the Kennedy's each other. Okay, maybe this will help you guys decide between the candidates. Here are two sandwiches, all right? One is old and moldy, and the other has chlamedia. Raise your hand if you're eating the sandwich sandwich on its deathbed, or raise your left hand if you want the sandwich that we have on tape using the N-word.Okay, they're having their first debate. Do you hope the moderators will ask Trump and Biden the really tough questions like, Do you know where you are? And can you breathe on this mirror? They're probably going to call out each other on stuff. Both sides are constantly saying, This is the end of democracy. Both sides So maybe instead of worrying about all this voting stuff, we should just decide on an escape plan. Does anyone have a bunker? Thomas, you look like you already live underground. Will the other more people mind if we crash? It was time to switch tactics. Perhaps if they practiced making any decision, it would prepare them for November. We've all been given cheesecake factory menus to share. Now take a look at them and make a choice. You can do this. If IColomari.A lot of options. Hontres. I know what I usually get. I say fried calamari. I usually get aren't chicken. That's my McRate wife. We're going to go for them in a All right, you know what?Forget it. I knew that wouldn't work. At this stage, there was only one option left. Look, you guys have barely given me anything, so I'm just going to tell you who you're voting for. Darryl, you're going to miss Election Day because there weren't any reminders on Pornhub. Pauline, you want a safer, brighter future for your children, so you're going to move to Ukraine. Thomas, I think you should just stay home. This is a big one. Very important election. We need you to sit it out. And Mark, whatever you decide, I recommend you listen to your heart, or at least let a medical professional listen to this. Thank you all for being here. We've learned a lot. We'll see you in four years when you can't decide between voting for AOC or Kyle Rittenhouse.Explore more shows from The Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at 11:10 central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus.Paramount Podcasts.Get ahead with your Panasonic heat pump. Sign up for an annual heat pump service with Aquarius Service Plus. With monthly payment options and fast response times, it's the easy way to maintain your heat pump. We know our energy-efficient heat pumps inside and out, and our Aquarius Service Plus packages are designed to give you peace of mind. Panasonic for a greener future. Search Panasonic heating service for more.It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris. It's a new era for the US women's national team, and Attacking Third will tackle all the women's soccer action. First Cut will keep close tabs on golf, while Beyond the Arc will follow the US men's basketball team on a quest for another gold. We need to talk now. We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic Games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcast.

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of firefighting tasks like pulling hose, spraying water, forcible entry and rescue.

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First of all, I don't think you need a camp to teach teen boys how to pull hose. I mean, they tend to figure it out on their own. By the way, firefighter camp is just like police camp, but with more cardio and less framing people for murder. I admire these kids, but they better not show up when I burn down my Panama City condo for the insurance money. Stay away from Daddy's other gravy train, you little life-saving shits. But if firefighting camp sounds like too much fun, don't worry, you've still got options.

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At this summer camp- You should be able to hear long sounds. Middle schoolers take care of Baby Tori, a $75,000 high-fidelity simulator.

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There's also- So pick your poison.

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Do you want to dress a wound or build a body?

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Baycare's Diane Roush Camp Nurse Jr.

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At Dunedin, Sally L.

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Bailey Nursing Education Center is not your typical teenage summer are fun.

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Here, they're learning about patient care and broken bones and CPR and more. For Camilla and Ellie and dozens of others, this might be their future. What the is that?

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Is that supposed to be a baby? It looks like someone knocked up Megan. Somebody Nobody send that thing to the Supreme Court, and we'll have abortion back in no time. But of course, there's also one very affordable summer program that parents are forgetting about, ignoring your kids and letting them kick off for three months. You know, watch TV, kick rocks, maybe even pull some hose. That's how I spent my summers as a kid, and look how I turned out.

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Choosing a credit card can get overwhelming. A lot offer great perks like free burritos or access to fancy airport louanges, but they can also come with huge interest rates that cancel out those perks pretty quickly, especially on big purchases. If you want to knock down those rates but still get everyday perks like cashback, which you can totally use to buy burritos, Avon has a credit card that can help you do that. Avon works like a regular credit card, but taps into your home equity. To to get you really low interest rates. It's the convenience of a credit card with the savings of a home equity line of credit. And just like any other card, you can make everyday purchases and earn unlimited 2% cashback. Plus, now, Avon lets you use your rental or investment properties towards that home equity line of credit. You just need to verify employment and rental income, upload your tax return, verify your home is in good condition, and you're on your way to having a credit card with an interest rate that doesn't eat up all your burrito money. Head to aven. Com to learn more. That's aven. Com to learn more.

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Finding great candidates to hire can be like trying to find a needle in a haystack. You might get a lot of resumes, but not enough candidates with the right skills or experience, but not with ZipRecruiter. Ziprecruiter finds amazing candidates for you fast. Right now, you can try it for free at ziprecruiter. Com/zip. Ziprecruiter's smart technology identifies top talent for your roles quickly. Immediately after you post your job, ZipRecruiter's powerful matching technology starts showing you qualified people for it, and you can use ZipRecruiter's pre-written an invite to apply message to personally reach out to your favorite candidates and encourage them to apply sooner. Ditch the other hiring sites and let Ziprecruiter find what you're looking for, the needle in the haystack. Four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. Try it for free at this exclusive web address, ziprecruiter. Com/zip. Again, that's ziprecruiter. Com/zip. Ziprecruiter, the smartest way to hire.

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Elaine and Jimmy are Over 60. They still look at each other the same way they did when they first met, and they're still excited about what comes next. If you're a homeowner over 60, a lifetime loan secured against your house from Spry Finance could help you to keep enjoying life. For a free consultation in the comfort of your own home, talk to us at 0158-22-580, or visit spryfinance. Ie, because life never gets old. Over 60s only Product eligibility criteria apply. Senior Money Mortgage as Ireland's DAAC trading as Senior's Money, Spry Finance and Sprye is regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.

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Welcome back to The Daily Show. As crazy as it might seem, there are still a lot of voters who aren't sure whether to vote for Donald Trump or Joe Biden. So we sent a special correspondence to interview some of them. All right. Welcome to our focus group of Undecided Voters. Thank you for coming to our marketing research offices. I want to stress that there is nobody masturbating behind this two-way mirror, no matter what you hear. So as undecided, let's go around the room Tell us your name and what your problem is.

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We've never had worse choices, in my opinion. I don't like either candidate.

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Same as other people said, I'm not really crazy about either candidate. Okay, I see some of you feel you need more information about the candidates. And I get it. We know so little about Trump and Biden, apart from their campaign issues, their actions as President, their handling of the global pandemic, their criminal indictments, whom they've showered with, and a very detailed description of Trump's penis from a former porn star. But we still don't know. Okay. If you're leaning towards Biden, please raise your hand. If you're leaning towards Biden, if you're leaning toward Trump, raise your hand. Okay, raise it at the 45-degree angle, please. A little straighter. Don't bend the elbow. That's good. It's a Hitler joke. You see, because you support a fascist. We're having fun. Okay, raise your hand if you feel like voters are easily be manipulated. Who doesn't think so? Okay, now, lower your hands. Okay, now, raise them again. Okay, now, lower them again. Raise them up one more time. Raise both hands. Now, lower one. Now, everyone say, I cannot be manipulated. Which candidate would you have a beer with? Trump.trump. Which candidate would you go to a baseball game with?

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Biden. Biden. Trump.

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Which candidate would you let eat sugar cubes out of your hand?

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Biden. Why?

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More gummy, less likely to bite you? Yeah.

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Gentle. Gentle. Gentle.

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Which candidate would you want to be behind in a human centipede? Keep in mind, no matter what you answer, we will all think you're disgusting. Okay, this is tough, guys. I mean, I sense you find yourselves undecided about a lot of things. My problem is I'm not sure which one is going to die first. Thomas, I just have to ask, why are you struggling with this decision when you had no problem deciding to leave the barber shop with those sideburns? Seriously, it's like my mom always used to say, Shit or get off the lawn. It's your civic duty. Yes. Would you agree with that? Yes, I would agree with that. What is your gut telling you? I mean, other seatbelts do not come in my size. I can't trust Biden or Trump. Okay, I bet you.So I like RFK. Rfk Jr. Interesting. Also known as the evidence that the Kennedy's each other. Okay, maybe this will help you guys decide between the candidates. Here are two sandwiches, all right? One is old and moldy, and the other has chlamedia. Raise your hand if you're eating the sandwich sandwich on its deathbed, or raise your left hand if you want the sandwich that we have on tape using the N-word.

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Okay, they're having their first debate. Do you hope the moderators will ask Trump and Biden the really tough questions like, Do you know where you are? And can you breathe on this mirror? They're probably going to call out each other on stuff. Both sides are constantly saying, This is the end of democracy. Both sides So maybe instead of worrying about all this voting stuff, we should just decide on an escape plan. Does anyone have a bunker? Thomas, you look like you already live underground. Will the other more people mind if we crash? It was time to switch tactics. Perhaps if they practiced making any decision, it would prepare them for November. We've all been given cheesecake factory menus to share. Now take a look at them and make a choice. You can do this. If IColomari.

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A lot of options. Hontres. I know what I usually get. I say fried calamari. I usually get aren't chicken. That's my McRate wife. We're going to go for them in a All right, you know what?

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Forget it. I knew that wouldn't work. At this stage, there was only one option left. Look, you guys have barely given me anything, so I'm just going to tell you who you're voting for. Darryl, you're going to miss Election Day because there weren't any reminders on Pornhub. Pauline, you want a safer, brighter future for your children, so you're going to move to Ukraine. Thomas, I think you should just stay home. This is a big one. Very important election. We need you to sit it out. And Mark, whatever you decide, I recommend you listen to your heart, or at least let a medical professional listen to this. Thank you all for being here. We've learned a lot. We'll see you in four years when you can't decide between voting for AOC or Kyle Rittenhouse.

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Explore more shows from The Daily Show podcast universe by searching The Daily Show, wherever you get your podcasts. Watch The Daily Show weeknights at 11:10 central on Comedy Central, and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount Plus.

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Paramount Podcasts.

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Get ahead with your Panasonic heat pump. Sign up for an annual heat pump service with Aquarius Service Plus. With monthly payment options and fast response times, it's the easy way to maintain your heat pump. We know our energy-efficient heat pumps inside and out, and our Aquarius Service Plus packages are designed to give you peace of mind. Panasonic for a greener future. Search Panasonic heating service for more.

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It's been a three-year wait, but the Olympics are back, and the CBS Sports Podcast Network has you covered with everything happening in Paris. It's a new era for the US women's national team, and Attacking Third will tackle all the women's soccer action. First Cut will keep close tabs on golf, while Beyond the Arc will follow the US men's basketball team on a quest for another gold. We need to talk now. We'll provide comprehensive coverage of women's athletes at the Olympic Games. Follow and listen to all CBS Sports podcast for free on the Odyssey app and wherever you get your podcast.