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You'up pavilion, and they even courted minorities by letting the Puerto Ricans sit up front. So we went to check out the new GOP, but there was just one problem.Have you seen any Latinos?No.Excuse me. Excuse me. Have you seen any black people?Um. That away.Okay.Are you latino? No. Damn it. Asian. Excuse me.Have you seen any black people? Okay, so this was harder than we thought. But just when we were about to give up, there was finally a sign.Nacho cheese. And it's still warm. They're close. Are you republican? It's just a gig, man.Well, we were getting closer.What's your name? And are you Latino? My name is Luis Salvarado. I am Latino. Yes.Finally, they appeared. Now, let's just take 10 seconds, and we're gonna look around, and we're gonna count how many black people that we see around us, aside from ourselves, they cannot be janitors and they cannot work here. Okay, are you ready? Let's go. I got zero. How many did you get?I got two right behind you.Oh, and they're very light, so they may. They may or may not.They're not very light.One of them's got freckles.Can I check your papers? I mean, Republicans are right. This feels good.And just how were they making inroads with such diverse groups? Look no further than their youth outreach campaign, headed up by their super rad leader. Yo, what's up, daily show nerds? It's Miss J. Willie here with my man, Pete Khan, president of generation opportunity. Pete Kahn. How's it hanging?Completely.All right, so you are the face of generation opportunity.I'm the president of it.You?Yeah.So how old are you exactly?I'm 48 years old.48.But I had a band when I was in high school.What year was that? 1975.No. Got you beat. It was 1984.Holy. I was not alive. Minorities, check.Youth, check.But the real prize was the ladies. So the Republicans invited them via Twitter to the woman up pavilion to engage in the issues most important to them. Free hair and makeup.We are two women, and we are here to. Woman up. Come on.Woman up.Come on.The women embraced our presence and welcomed us into their reception room until.This is a closed precedent.I'm sorry, but we're two women, and we're here to. Woman up.Awesome.Woman ups.Spontaneous women.And I got this tweet that says that we get to get free touch ups on our hair.Yeah, no, there's a free touch up. Exactly.Ladies, down a shooter and grab your cooter. It's time to whip it up.You guys. Step up.Sure. Did you want to transvaginally ultrasound me just to make sure that I'm qualified? Because those are pretty good credentials. I'm a woman. Do you get to go?While the GOP had made some strides, there was one place right next door where everyone was always welcome.Thank you so much for providing us with a safe space. Of course. You all are welcome here anytime.As we've learned this week, unlike Democrats, Republicans are patriotic, honest, and decent. And there's a simple reason why small.Town America continues to be the moral grounding of this country.Small town with small town values.We grow good people in our small towns.So we sent the best news team. Oh, wait, hold on a second. So we sent the most respectful and wholesome news team to find out what small town values really means.I am from a small town, so I can tell you exactly what that means.Well, that's what I'd like you to do.Yeah, it's. It's real people, real values. Common sense.Can you be more generic?Small town values means traditional marriage. It means, help me out here. I can't. Oh, you can't, huh? Values. I would say fishing and church. You know, God. Which church? Christian church. Christian church. Or the other ones? Just. No, no, no. I mean jewish church. Christian church. And it's what happens in those christian and jewish churches that forms the bedrock of any small town. Marriage is between a man and a woman. That is a small town value.A husband and a wife, a man and a woman.Small town values are common sense. Values. Conservatives. Believes in. Believe in things that make sense. Good. You have nothing against homosexuals. Gays have all the rights that they want. All they gotta do is marry a person of the opposite sex. Oh, okay. So as long as gays don't be gay, they've got all the rights they want. You shouldn't have special rights just because of the type of sex you have. What? Where's that in the constitution? It ain't. That's right.Yee haw.These folks know there's nothing more important than the bond between. Between a man and a woman.The delegates are very respectful, and they're great tippers, and they treat us very nice, and we were happy to have them here.I like you, man. Thank you. I like you a lot. All right. Thanks, man. Give me a kiss on the cheek. On the cheek? Yeah. How's that pill? It was nice. Admit it. Can you do that on cable tv? Of course I can. I can do a lot more than that.Small town values mean not locking your door at night, you know, you got a tractor in the field, you've got.Cow in the barn. 1950s America. I hear you there. What do you do for a living, pal? I'm a lobbyist. Oh, and just like the fifties, everybody knows everybody, and you're welcome anywhere you go. Just like I remember a backyard cookout at the republican finance Committee reception. Come on.Rob Riggle.Hello. The youngest of the Riggle boys from the Stewart place. He can't come in. Hello?Hello.Hey. Hey, neighbor. Hey, how's it going, neighbor? Not too bad, neighbor. Let's keep going. Let's keep going.Sorry, you're gonna have to leave.What's your attention? I only sleep.It's.Hey, hey, it's me. It's Wyatt, Chessy's grandson. This isn't the racial thing is it goodbye. Spend just a few minutes here and you know what small town values are all about. And nobody put it better than Regina.What we talk about that's political on our kitchen breakfast table.It's a nook.It's a nookdo we do?We cut government expenses, maybe. Why don't we try that also?You're blaming the boss, huh? One operating division audited 49 anxious states to go. You nervous, Todd?A little bit. It's kind of hot, though.Yeah, because I see you're sweating.Yeah.You anticipating bad news in this conversation?Uh, no, not really.Well, you're about to get some. Wisconsin is failing.You are taking in more than you're giving back. That's what they say. No, that's what I'm telling you. I'm looking at your numbers here. They're middling. I know. You're Wyoming. No one really expects anything of you. What do you think? Yeah.Would you like a Gatorade? A towel or something?No, I'm fine.It seems like your whole face is crying. These conversations are never easy. Okay. Can be painful.We've decided to let Georgia go.Suddenly, when actually faced with the numbers, running America like a business didn't seem like a good idea after all, and it was every state for themselves.You're really in the red and we can't support.No, no, no.Iowa has. Has a budget that shows up in the black. Sir. Why should talk to California? Iowa is talking so much crap about you right now. About my state? Yes. Who are we getting rid of? A doe in Maine.All right. How do you think this year went?Well. I don't think it went too well again.No, no, it didn't go too well.Oh, Maine is terrible. You are taking in more than you're giving back. I don't see anything wrong with that. To help us get moving forward. Explain to me if we're running a business here, why we're keeping you around. Let me talk. Can I talk about these hats right now?Americorp is clearly struggling. It was time to CEO up.All right, you three are here because you are the worst three states in the union. So we're gonna have a little contest. Okay? First prize, you get to keep your job. Second prize. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize. Oak Ridge Boy CD.Oh, yay.Third prize is your fire. You? Minnesota. Why the hell should I keep you?We have a land of 10,000 lakes.You go home a water ski. Wyoming. What do you got? Least population in the union. In wide open spaces. Yeah. Who gives a go? Fly a kite? Mississippi. You think this is funny? Yes. You see this watch? This watch is worth more than your entire state.We know what hard work is and.We'Re good at it.Then we grow cotton. And we are the most hospitable people that you'll ever want to meet.I gotta be honest, her state's a piece of. She is outselling you two. Take your cd. Get the out. You're fired.Prepare yourself, America, because Romney always be closing.The Republicans are excellent at managing their image. Questioners at campaign events are carefully vetted.Mister president. I don't have a question. I have three thank yous.Thank you.And the press is either shut out or seduced. That was the strategy at the convention. There the GOP set up a lavish free spot just for journalists. Some reporters might be co opted, but not Ed Helms and Samantha bee.Oh, that's good.We wouldn't be distracted from our mission by cheap bribes. We were here at the convention to get all up in the GOP's collective grill. Let's talk about the war in rack. What do you think? God wants to win.Oh, wow.Hi.Excuse me.I was hoping you could wear our hat for the convention. I have a feeling that you're going to get a tremendous amount of air time.Thank you.Who do you like better, Brooks or Dunn?Wow. I'm into Brooks.George Bush's vice President Dick Cheney, voted in support of segregation when he was a senator in Wyoming. Does that give you pause as an African American Republican?Well, I think it's important for people of color.I'm totally kidding.Some people say that it's a conflict of interest that Fox News Channel is producing this convention. What are your thoughts on that?I think Fox News is absolutely awesome.I have a feeling you're going to be all over the tv tonight. Would you wear this hat for us?This is such a country of opportunity. And although all of us have little blips in our lives, I mean.Is tonight the night that they exploit 911, or is tonight inspired empty promises for the future. Have you had a hot Carl since you've been here?I have not. Just, you know, it's so much to do. I haven't gotten to do everything yet, but I will. I'll be here in, what, five days?Mm hmm. Just get in a taxi and say, take me to where I can get a hot Carl, and you will be in for something that you never expected.We will look forward to that. Four more years. Four more years. We're going to have a little time during the next few days, and we plan to tour your beautiful city.Have you had your picture taken with a black person yet?Well, I don't think so, but I wouldn't mind doing it.That's something you'd be willing to try?Why, certainly.There's plenty of them.I know.Do you have any of them in Montana?We don't. You know, we don't have any. In fact, I guess our kids were pretty old before they saw one.You know what? We were wrong about the Republicans. Turns out they could handle a tough question.After all, a lot of people are upset about the situation in Iraq. It's devolved into this kind of quagmire. Nobody knows how we're gonna get out of it.Well, that's your opinion, but thank you.My question for you is, where the are you going?Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show. Wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount. 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up pavilion, and they even courted minorities by letting the Puerto Ricans sit up front. So we went to check out the new GOP, but there was just one problem.

Have you seen any Latinos?

No.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Have you seen any black people?

Um. That away.

Okay.

Are you latino? No. Damn it. Asian. Excuse me.

Have you seen any black people? Okay, so this was harder than we thought. But just when we were about to give up, there was finally a sign.

Nacho cheese. And it's still warm. They're close. Are you republican? It's just a gig, man.

Well, we were getting closer.

What's your name? And are you Latino? My name is Luis Salvarado. I am Latino. Yes.

Finally, they appeared. Now, let's just take 10 seconds, and we're gonna look around, and we're gonna count how many black people that we see around us, aside from ourselves, they cannot be janitors and they cannot work here. Okay, are you ready? Let's go. I got zero. How many did you get?

I got two right behind you.

Oh, and they're very light, so they may. They may or may not.

They're not very light.

One of them's got freckles.

Can I check your papers? I mean, Republicans are right. This feels good.

And just how were they making inroads with such diverse groups? Look no further than their youth outreach campaign, headed up by their super rad leader. Yo, what's up, daily show nerds? It's Miss J. Willie here with my man, Pete Khan, president of generation opportunity. Pete Kahn. How's it hanging?

Completely.

All right, so you are the face of generation opportunity.

I'm the president of it.

You?

Yeah.

So how old are you exactly?

I'm 48 years old.

48.

But I had a band when I was in high school.

What year was that? 1975.

No. Got you beat. It was 1984.

Holy. I was not alive. Minorities, check.

Youth, check.

But the real prize was the ladies. So the Republicans invited them via Twitter to the woman up pavilion to engage in the issues most important to them. Free hair and makeup.

We are two women, and we are here to. Woman up. Come on.

Woman up.

Come on.

The women embraced our presence and welcomed us into their reception room until.

This is a closed precedent.

I'm sorry, but we're two women, and we're here to. Woman up.

Awesome.

Woman ups.

Spontaneous women.

And I got this tweet that says that we get to get free touch ups on our hair.

Yeah, no, there's a free touch up. Exactly.

Ladies, down a shooter and grab your cooter. It's time to whip it up.

You guys. Step up.

Sure. Did you want to transvaginally ultrasound me just to make sure that I'm qualified? Because those are pretty good credentials. I'm a woman. Do you get to go?

While the GOP had made some strides, there was one place right next door where everyone was always welcome.

Thank you so much for providing us with a safe space. Of course. You all are welcome here anytime.

As we've learned this week, unlike Democrats, Republicans are patriotic, honest, and decent. And there's a simple reason why small.

Town America continues to be the moral grounding of this country.

Small town with small town values.

We grow good people in our small towns.

So we sent the best news team. Oh, wait, hold on a second. So we sent the most respectful and wholesome news team to find out what small town values really means.

I am from a small town, so I can tell you exactly what that means.

Well, that's what I'd like you to do.

Yeah, it's. It's real people, real values. Common sense.

Can you be more generic?

Small town values means traditional marriage. It means, help me out here. I can't. Oh, you can't, huh? Values. I would say fishing and church. You know, God. Which church? Christian church. Christian church. Or the other ones? Just. No, no, no. I mean jewish church. Christian church. And it's what happens in those christian and jewish churches that forms the bedrock of any small town. Marriage is between a man and a woman. That is a small town value.

A husband and a wife, a man and a woman.

Small town values are common sense. Values. Conservatives. Believes in. Believe in things that make sense. Good. You have nothing against homosexuals. Gays have all the rights that they want. All they gotta do is marry a person of the opposite sex. Oh, okay. So as long as gays don't be gay, they've got all the rights they want. You shouldn't have special rights just because of the type of sex you have. What? Where's that in the constitution? It ain't. That's right.

Yee haw.

These folks know there's nothing more important than the bond between. Between a man and a woman.

The delegates are very respectful, and they're great tippers, and they treat us very nice, and we were happy to have them here.

I like you, man. Thank you. I like you a lot. All right. Thanks, man. Give me a kiss on the cheek. On the cheek? Yeah. How's that pill? It was nice. Admit it. Can you do that on cable tv? Of course I can. I can do a lot more than that.

Small town values mean not locking your door at night, you know, you got a tractor in the field, you've got.

Cow in the barn. 1950s America. I hear you there. What do you do for a living, pal? I'm a lobbyist. Oh, and just like the fifties, everybody knows everybody, and you're welcome anywhere you go. Just like I remember a backyard cookout at the republican finance Committee reception. Come on.

Rob Riggle.

Hello. The youngest of the Riggle boys from the Stewart place. He can't come in. Hello?

Hello.

Hey. Hey, neighbor. Hey, how's it going, neighbor? Not too bad, neighbor. Let's keep going. Let's keep going.

Sorry, you're gonna have to leave.

What's your attention? I only sleep.

It's.

Hey, hey, it's me. It's Wyatt, Chessy's grandson. This isn't the racial thing is it goodbye. Spend just a few minutes here and you know what small town values are all about. And nobody put it better than Regina.

What we talk about that's political on our kitchen breakfast table.

It's a nook.

It's a nookdo we do?We cut government expenses, maybe. Why don't we try that also?You're blaming the boss, huh? One operating division audited 49 anxious states to go. You nervous, Todd?A little bit. It's kind of hot, though.Yeah, because I see you're sweating.Yeah.You anticipating bad news in this conversation?Uh, no, not really.Well, you're about to get some. Wisconsin is failing.You are taking in more than you're giving back. That's what they say. No, that's what I'm telling you. I'm looking at your numbers here. They're middling. I know. You're Wyoming. No one really expects anything of you. What do you think? Yeah.Would you like a Gatorade? A towel or something?No, I'm fine.It seems like your whole face is crying. These conversations are never easy. Okay. Can be painful.We've decided to let Georgia go.Suddenly, when actually faced with the numbers, running America like a business didn't seem like a good idea after all, and it was every state for themselves.You're really in the red and we can't support.No, no, no.Iowa has. Has a budget that shows up in the black. Sir. Why should talk to California? Iowa is talking so much crap about you right now. About my state? Yes. Who are we getting rid of? A doe in Maine.All right. How do you think this year went?Well. I don't think it went too well again.No, no, it didn't go too well.Oh, Maine is terrible. You are taking in more than you're giving back. I don't see anything wrong with that. To help us get moving forward. Explain to me if we're running a business here, why we're keeping you around. Let me talk. Can I talk about these hats right now?Americorp is clearly struggling. It was time to CEO up.All right, you three are here because you are the worst three states in the union. So we're gonna have a little contest. Okay? First prize, you get to keep your job. Second prize. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize. Oak Ridge Boy CD.Oh, yay.Third prize is your fire. You? Minnesota. Why the hell should I keep you?We have a land of 10,000 lakes.You go home a water ski. Wyoming. What do you got? Least population in the union. In wide open spaces. Yeah. Who gives a go? Fly a kite? Mississippi. You think this is funny? Yes. You see this watch? This watch is worth more than your entire state.We know what hard work is and.We'Re good at it.Then we grow cotton. And we are the most hospitable people that you'll ever want to meet.I gotta be honest, her state's a piece of. She is outselling you two. Take your cd. Get the out. You're fired.Prepare yourself, America, because Romney always be closing.The Republicans are excellent at managing their image. Questioners at campaign events are carefully vetted.Mister president. I don't have a question. I have three thank yous.Thank you.And the press is either shut out or seduced. That was the strategy at the convention. There the GOP set up a lavish free spot just for journalists. Some reporters might be co opted, but not Ed Helms and Samantha bee.Oh, that's good.We wouldn't be distracted from our mission by cheap bribes. We were here at the convention to get all up in the GOP's collective grill. Let's talk about the war in rack. What do you think? God wants to win.Oh, wow.Hi.Excuse me.I was hoping you could wear our hat for the convention. I have a feeling that you're going to get a tremendous amount of air time.Thank you.Who do you like better, Brooks or Dunn?Wow. I'm into Brooks.George Bush's vice President Dick Cheney, voted in support of segregation when he was a senator in Wyoming. Does that give you pause as an African American Republican?Well, I think it's important for people of color.I'm totally kidding.Some people say that it's a conflict of interest that Fox News Channel is producing this convention. What are your thoughts on that?I think Fox News is absolutely awesome.I have a feeling you're going to be all over the tv tonight. Would you wear this hat for us?This is such a country of opportunity. And although all of us have little blips in our lives, I mean.Is tonight the night that they exploit 911, or is tonight inspired empty promises for the future. Have you had a hot Carl since you've been here?I have not. Just, you know, it's so much to do. I haven't gotten to do everything yet, but I will. I'll be here in, what, five days?Mm hmm. Just get in a taxi and say, take me to where I can get a hot Carl, and you will be in for something that you never expected.We will look forward to that. Four more years. Four more years. We're going to have a little time during the next few days, and we plan to tour your beautiful city.Have you had your picture taken with a black person yet?Well, I don't think so, but I wouldn't mind doing it.That's something you'd be willing to try?Why, certainly.There's plenty of them.I know.Do you have any of them in Montana?We don't. You know, we don't have any. In fact, I guess our kids were pretty old before they saw one.You know what? We were wrong about the Republicans. Turns out they could handle a tough question.After all, a lot of people are upset about the situation in Iraq. It's devolved into this kind of quagmire. Nobody knows how we're gonna get out of it.Well, that's your opinion, but thank you.My question for you is, where the are you going?Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show. Wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount. Plus.Paramount podcasts.

do we do?

We cut government expenses, maybe. Why don't we try that also?

You're blaming the boss, huh? One operating division audited 49 anxious states to go. You nervous, Todd?

A little bit. It's kind of hot, though.

Yeah, because I see you're sweating.

Yeah.

You anticipating bad news in this conversation?

Uh, no, not really.

Well, you're about to get some. Wisconsin is failing.

You are taking in more than you're giving back. That's what they say. No, that's what I'm telling you. I'm looking at your numbers here. They're middling. I know. You're Wyoming. No one really expects anything of you. What do you think? Yeah.

Would you like a Gatorade? A towel or something?

No, I'm fine.

It seems like your whole face is crying. These conversations are never easy. Okay. Can be painful.

We've decided to let Georgia go.

Suddenly, when actually faced with the numbers, running America like a business didn't seem like a good idea after all, and it was every state for themselves.

You're really in the red and we can't support.

No, no, no.

Iowa has. Has a budget that shows up in the black. Sir. Why should talk to California? Iowa is talking so much crap about you right now. About my state? Yes. Who are we getting rid of? A doe in Maine.

All right. How do you think this year went?

Well. I don't think it went too well again.

No, no, it didn't go too well.

Oh, Maine is terrible. You are taking in more than you're giving back. I don't see anything wrong with that. To help us get moving forward. Explain to me if we're running a business here, why we're keeping you around. Let me talk. Can I talk about these hats right now?

Americorp is clearly struggling. It was time to CEO up.

All right, you three are here because you are the worst three states in the union. So we're gonna have a little contest. Okay? First prize, you get to keep your job. Second prize. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize. Oak Ridge Boy CD.

Oh, yay.

Third prize is your fire. You? Minnesota. Why the hell should I keep you?

We have a land of 10,000 lakes.

You go home a water ski. Wyoming. What do you got? Least population in the union. In wide open spaces. Yeah. Who gives a go? Fly a kite? Mississippi. You think this is funny? Yes. You see this watch? This watch is worth more than your entire state.

We know what hard work is and.

We'Re good at it.

Then we grow cotton. And we are the most hospitable people that you'll ever want to meet.

I gotta be honest, her state's a piece of. She is outselling you two. Take your cd. Get the out. You're fired.

Prepare yourself, America, because Romney always be closing.

The Republicans are excellent at managing their image. Questioners at campaign events are carefully vetted.

Mister president. I don't have a question. I have three thank yous.

Thank you.

And the press is either shut out or seduced. That was the strategy at the convention. There the GOP set up a lavish free spot just for journalists. Some reporters might be co opted, but not Ed Helms and Samantha bee.

Oh, that's good.

We wouldn't be distracted from our mission by cheap bribes. We were here at the convention to get all up in the GOP's collective grill. Let's talk about the war in rack. What do you think? God wants to win.

Oh, wow.

Hi.

Excuse me.

I was hoping you could wear our hat for the convention. I have a feeling that you're going to get a tremendous amount of air time.

Thank you.

Who do you like better, Brooks or Dunn?

Wow. I'm into Brooks.

George Bush's vice President Dick Cheney, voted in support of segregation when he was a senator in Wyoming. Does that give you pause as an African American Republican?

Well, I think it's important for people of color.

I'm totally kidding.

Some people say that it's a conflict of interest that Fox News Channel is producing this convention. What are your thoughts on that?

I think Fox News is absolutely awesome.

I have a feeling you're going to be all over the tv tonight. Would you wear this hat for us?

This is such a country of opportunity. And although all of us have little blips in our lives, I mean.

Is tonight the night that they exploit 911, or is tonight inspired empty promises for the future. Have you had a hot Carl since you've been here?

I have not. Just, you know, it's so much to do. I haven't gotten to do everything yet, but I will. I'll be here in, what, five days?

Mm hmm. Just get in a taxi and say, take me to where I can get a hot Carl, and you will be in for something that you never expected.

We will look forward to that. Four more years. Four more years. We're going to have a little time during the next few days, and we plan to tour your beautiful city.

Have you had your picture taken with a black person yet?

Well, I don't think so, but I wouldn't mind doing it.

That's something you'd be willing to try?

Why, certainly.

There's plenty of them.

I know.

Do you have any of them in Montana?

We don't. You know, we don't have any. In fact, I guess our kids were pretty old before they saw one.

You know what? We were wrong about the Republicans. Turns out they could handle a tough question.

After all, a lot of people are upset about the situation in Iraq. It's devolved into this kind of quagmire. Nobody knows how we're gonna get out of it.

Well, that's your opinion, but thank you.

My question for you is, where the are you going?

Explore more shows from the Daily show podcast universe by searching the Daily show. Wherever you get your podcasts. Watch the Daily show weeknights at 1110 Central on Comedy Central and stream full episodes anytime on Paramount. Plus.

Paramount podcasts.