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I met with one of the nation's top political fact checkers, Glenn Kessler of the Washington Post, to find out how difficult it is to fact check a debate live.

Debates are actually relatively easy to cover. About 95% of the things they say in these debates are things they've already said in which we have fact checked.

So for you, the debates are like a rerun, like Everybody Loves Raymond, or like, Everybody thinks Mexicans are rapists. Yes. So compare Hillary and Donald Trump.

In terms of fact-checking, Hillary Clinton is like playing chess with a real pro. Fact-checking Donald Trump is like playing checkers with someone that's not very good at it. It's pretty boring.

You find Donald Trump boring?

Yes. His facts are so easily disproven.

There's no joy in the hunt. And when Glenn finds a lie, he rates its egregiousness with a withering one to four Pinocchio's. That's right. He eviscerates politicians using a wooden doll with a dick nose. When you fact-check something and you give it four Pinocchio's, then what happens to the candidate?

Well, most Most candidates will often stop saying that. In the case of Donald Trump, he almost never reacts to something we write.

Maybe he thinks Pinocchio is just a Slovenian model. He thinks four. Oh, that's good. That's two more than I had last night.

I don't think so. Fact.

Glenn was cocky, too cocky. I decided to check the fact checker. The capital of Michigan is Detroit.

That's not a fact.

The tomato is a fruit. In fact. It's unsafe to eat eggs that have been sitting in your gym bag for two weeks.

I believe if you look on the website of the United States Department of Agriculture, that is not-It's a little balmy, but It's still a good egg.

All right, so Glenn checked out until I discovered how often he had given Hillary's claims for Pinocchio's compared to Trump's.

She said 15%, but Donald Trump is 65%.

Percentages? How about this? If Hillary walks into a bar and says 10 things, one and a half of them would be lies. If it's Trump, six and a half of them would be lies. Or to put it another way, when Hillary screws you over, she does it with this tiny, lying dick nose. If Trump screws you, it's with this monstrosity. The difference could only mean one thing. This sounds like just classic liberal bias.

No. Facts have to have a basis in reality.

But whose reality? Liberal reality or conservative reality.

No, there is no liberal or conservative reality. There is just reality. Why should we trust you? I am completely dispassionate politically. I just look at the facts.

You have no passion whatsoever.

I did not say I had no passion. I said I am dispassionate.

Really? You're telling me if I leaned over and kiss you on the mouth right now, you wouldn't feel something?

Well, that's not about the issues. Abortion.

The economy. What do you think about those issues, Glenn?

I'm dispassionate about them.

But do people even give a about facts? I mean, half the country thinks what Donald Trump says is totally cool.

I write the fact checks. It's up to voters to decide what they want to do with it.

Glenn, you're a smart guy. You make a lot of interesting points. But I'm an American. I believe what I feel. But right now, Daddy's going to eat some eggs.

No, thank you.

No, thank you, Glenn. With the election 42 days away, Americans have a choice. They can listen to Fact Boys with Italian woodpuppets, or they can listen to their gut, a choice which I fully endure. Trust your gut, America.

Last night, I assembled my own panel of experts to watch the debate. A body language analyst, A pageant judge, an expert on auras, a man who works at a Thai store, a Yenta, a woman who doesn't speak English, someone who recently had knee surgery, and an easily bored teenage girl.

That really seems like a ridiculous group of people to put together to analyze a debate.

That's because it was, John. To give their expert analysis, I give to you the John Oliver Focus Group. I'm here with a diverse panel of experts to gage in real-time their reactions to this debate. Let the debate commence. Welcome President Barack Obama and Governor Mitt Romney. Okay, so let's stop it right there. Who do we think is winning so far?

Obama. Obama.

Pageant Judge.

Right away, Obama came up with a high hello, the hand up high with a big smile.

Aura expert.

Just you could feel from his various chakras, a confidence.

Body language expert. So far, I think it's equal.

I don't think you can make any decisions right now.

Because they both walked onto the middle of the stage, shook hands, and literally nothing else has happened so far. Exactly. Okay, that's fascinating. That's interesting. But key debate analysis is much deeper than just how you walk into a room. Man who works at tie store. Who do you think is winning so far?

Governor Romney has a tie, interestingly enough, with a stripe. It's actually an English stripe as opposed to an American stripe. It It seems to me someone running for President should have been advised to wear an American stripe tie as opposed to a English stripe.

I have to agree with you. That pageant judge, you agree with that?

I agree. For the overall package, you're representing America. Yes, many people may not have that knowledge, but now that I did have that knowledge, It just made me feel like, why would you do that?

Even though you literally learned that fact 30 seconds ago.

Absolutely. It did bother me.

As the debate progressed, the analysis became even more sophisticated. Now, neither men so far have put their hands in their pockets. Apart from nothing, what does that mean?

It means they're more open. They have nothing to hide.

They're letting it all out.

Lady who doesn't speak English, tell me in your own words at the moment who is winning this debate?

I don't understand very well.

Tell me in your own words who is winning this debate.

Say again, please.

Understandably, these debates affect everyone differently. Now, a man who recently had surgery, obviously, both of them have their knees up as someone who suffered an ACL injury. What does that make you feel?

Well, that just reminds me of what I can't do.

But as all the experts assure us, the only way to really tell who wins a debate is to watch it without audio. Now, without the sound, who do we think is winning? Body language expert. Romney. Romney?

Yes, he's more open, he's more fluid in his gestures, he's less angry.

Easily bored teenage girl. Anything?

I don't know.

Now, let's see if this affects your response. For this next segment, we're going to keep the picture up, but we're going to play the audio from an episode of CSI Miami.

As far as he has, like 2,000 cases. 2,000 cases, and now 2,000 suspects.

Did that affect your enjoyment of this debate? Made it more enjoyable. Yes, it was fine. It actually did. That is hypothetically fascinating. This was going great, but there was only one way to make sure. Hi. So you've been watching the panel watching this debate. Body language expert. What is your reaction to how the other body language expert is doing?

I like the fact that she's physically, via her face, expressing that she's not agreeing with the other people.

Let's talk about the man who works at the tie store, Etiquette Lady. How is what he's wearing affecting expecting what he's saying about what Romney is wearing.

I would say it doesn't signify the best taste, really, for October to be wearing lime green.

The lady who doesn't speak English, she's not said much. Is that polite or impolite?

Well, you see, it's almost like she's a nonperson to me because she's so quiet.

Do you think that has anything to do with the fact that she really can't speak a word of English?

Possibly, but she could at least smile.

Right. But of course, in the end, there's only one panel that really matters. Ohio voter, who do you think wants a nice debate?

I thought Obama won.

Obama it is then because you are the only one who counts. A waste of time.

A few months ago, I went down to Florida to see how some older Jewish residents were feeling about Barack Obama. Now, with the election just a few weeks away, I returned to watch the first presidential debate with my Ms. Bath.

Ms. Bacher. Ms. Bacher.

Exactly. Like CNN, we armed our panel of voters with the latest in perception feedback analyzers. Under your seats there, you have some little controllers. These clickers, what they'll do is they're actually going to record what you're feeling as you're watching the debate. There's a letter on each of these buttons that corresponds to what you may be feeling when you hear something, and it's just that simple. And with that, we were ready to go.

Good evening, senators Obama and McCain.

I'm not getting up.

Our panel wade in. Make sure you're hitting the button. Are you hitting the buttons and then send? Hitting send.

I'm pressing. It's not going.

Unfortunately, not everyone was having success with the feedback system. You aren't pushing the buttons hard enough. So we switched to a simpler technology. Why don't you just yell what you're feeling off the list?

A little bit of naivete there. He doesn't understand. Agree. Russia committed serious aggression against Georgia.

He doesn't understand. He's an idiot.

I know that they know that I'll take care of them.

Where have you been all this time?

I immediately said that this was illegal.

Agree. Disagree. We sit down with Ahmedinejad and he says, We're going to wipe Israel. I don't trust him. You're both doing what they can do. Disagree. Henry Kisler did say we should have contacts with a free man.

Disagree. That's a lie. Agree. That's a lie.

With the debate over, it was time for the post-debate analysis.

He didn't let him speak. Obama interrupted McCain. He was correcting him.

No, he was not. Why do you say not?

He interrupted him a lot. He tried to control the debate.

So he interrupted him too much.

He tried to control the debate. He tried to take the control away from the moderator.

All right, hold.

He was telling him- You're really going to have to go one at a time.

How dare John McCain insult me and everyone else by picking Sarah Palin, a woman who's totally inadequate.

She's the governor.

Because she was a governor of a flood of Alaska.

What was Barack Obama? He spent a couple of days in the Senate? I am deathly afraid of him. I watch Fox. I watch Fox. Speak for yourself. I read magazines, and I-We all. I don't know what the truth is. She's the only one that reads. That's right. Fox is fair and balanced. The others are in the tank for Obama. Do you have any idea how sick McCain is? He's physically ill. He can die any minute, and he can die in office, and that gives her the presidency. That's frightening. So could Obama. He smokes. Maybe he has lung cancer right now. You wish.

It was a lively discussion, but perhaps the last word should go to art.

In four or five weeks, we're going to to elect the President of the United States, and we're sitting here talking over irrelevant nonsense.

On second thought, let's end with this.

She's a big horse, isn't she? I shouldn't say that.

That's nothing against her.

Who?

Michelle. She's a... She's got a big. She's a big horse, I said. A lot of black women have big tuffets. Not all of them.

You have to tuck them a certain try.

This is the only show Bush campaign correspondent, Rob Cordry, and of course, his counterpart with the Kerry campaign, Ed Helms. Thanks for joining us, guys. Ed, let's begin with you. Talk to us. How are people in the Kerry camp feeling tonight?

Ecstatic, John. Kerry's people couldn't be happier. Their candidate went up against a sitting war President who's never lost a debate and held his own.

Rob, what's the mood over there at the Bush camp?

Triumph, John. Orgasmic triumph. Their man faced off against John Kerry, a golden-tongued virtuoso show of words. Captain of the Yale debate team, he's been honing his oratorical skills since the age of three. The way they see it by not allowing himself to be reduced to tears, the President was a big winner tonight.

If I can just interject here.

Yes, at Helms.

The Kerry campaign would like to remind America the senator was raised in France by a pack of homosexual billionaires. And going into this had little chance against a plain-speaking, hard-working man of the people like George Bush. So for Kerry to be even close in this debate, they say, is a huge victory.

If I may, John, that's a bit of a stretch. The Bush people would like to remind everyone their man held his own against what they call the smartest man in the history of the world. John, as RNC chairman, Ed Gillespie told me before we came on air, this is a President who's nearly killed by a pretzel.

John Kerry held his own against the man even he's going to vote for, George Bush. If that isn't a victory, I don't know what Now, joining me right now are two senior political correspondence on The Daily Show staff, Mo Rocca and Nancy Walls.

What really struck me about the debate last night was the abortion issue. It came to the forefront and I thought really divided the two candidates. Mo, what were your impressions about their abortion issue?

Well, John, I can say with certainty that for countless American women, the deciding factor in how their vote is cast depends on whether or not the candidate is pro-choice.

Yes, John, I'd like to-Moe, that's an interesting point. You feel like abortion is the swing issue this year? Absolutely. Nancy, you know what? I'm sorry, Nancy. I've got where the Vance Degeners in Tampa would like to weigh in. Vance?

The next administration is going to appoint three, maybe four, Supreme Court justices. Now, all the experts agree that Roe v Wade will be a litmus test.

Well, that's a valid point, Vance. I'd have to say-Right.

You know, the real issue here, John-Hold that thought, We've actually got Steve Carel on the phone, I believe.

He's off today, but he's calling in from his home in New Jersey. Steve, did you have something you wanted to contribute to the abortion discussion?

Yes, John.

If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will have abortion.

I ain't going to play Sun City.

That's an excellent point, Steve. I've got to say that's exactly- John, I really feel like I have to comment here.

I'll handle this one.

Yes, I'm sorry. Steven Colbert.

Well, John, I think there's one thing that no one is naming. Last night on that stage, two men stood behind podiums, two men, and talked about whether women should have reproductive rights.

Now, why haven't we heard from any of the chicks?

Well, that's a valid point. We've got time for one more comment. Nancy, what about that? Why are women dropping the ball on this?

You know, John, I've been sitting here listening to all of you and the issue of whether women should have to- I'm sorry.

You know what? Is that over there? Our cameraman Tom has been waiting very patiently. Tom, you had something you wanted to say?

Yeah, I just think that women should definitely have the right to decide what happens to their own bodies. Also, I think prostitution should be legalized. All right.

That's an excellent discussion. I want to thank everybody. Mo, Vance, Steven, Steve Carell at home. Tom, the cameraman. Terrific work.

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