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We're still here. Yeah, we are. We haven't left. Some of you are probably thinking, Oh, it's going to be LA the rest of the day. No, no. We're still here because we have to go against the spread today.

We do. Yes.

And we have business to tend to. Is it tend to or attend to?

I thought it was.

Attend to. I think attend to garden garden, right? You tend to garden, but you attend to something? Yes.

There.

I'll go with it. I just came up with that. I don't know.

Made it up. Have you ever garden? Never. Really? Yeah. You don't have a green thumb?

Like a legal garden? No.

Wait, here we go. You're pretending that you have some secret drug ring where you're growing drugs in your house. What is the end game here?

You want us to pretend that you.

Have some drug dealer, King Ben, that you have some grow house somewhere? No. Because you live in Miami and everyone does drugs in Miami.

What are you saying? Clarify it. I'm not.

Saying.

Anything. Okay. Okay.

You think drugs are cool?

I never said anything.

They're legal. And yes.

I'm just asking. No judgment here. I'm just asking if that's.

What he thinks. Who said it was in Florida where it's illegal?

Oh, is this your North Carolina home? Could be anywhere.

How.

Is it this state of all states is the only state that hasn't legalized marijuana yet.

That's really cool. There's a lot of other states that have it either.

Yeah, I mean, but most states, I don't know, I feel like there's a lot of states that are clear both medically and recreationally for cannabis, and we're not one of them. It's annoying to me already. Someone pay someone a lot of money and get it done.

Well, that's not how.

Things are supposed to. You want lobbyists to show up in Tallahassee?

No, I want someone to pay someone off and get it approved. That's how we roll down here.

You can get a medical card here. I know people.

That have them.

Corbin, get on it. Isn't that cool, Billy? You know people that have.

Medical cards are cool. Oh, my God.

You're so cool. The medical card is funny. You go to one of these places and you start typing in your order, they ask for your medical card, you say you don't have one, and you request a doctor, and 15 minutes later, you have your card.

My ankle hurts. What do you think? Yeah, definitely. Cannabis.

Anyway, the point-It's just a funny word. Well, gout is very serious. You should not laugh. I know it is. It's not a laughing matter.

Really? Yeah. -turf toe. Really?

I'm just saying you shouldn't laugh at gout.

I can't laugh at.

Gout now?

I'm just-It's a.

Funny word. Well, it's not a funny-2023, man. Funny issue.

I'm sorry.

What were you getting to? I was going to say if we're still here, we've had a poll going on all day long, and we're trying to figure out if Lucy knows where she's going tomorrow or not yet.

We think we're going to.

Georgia, Florida. Well, okay, so here's my question, because it's very late in the proceedings here, but Stugatz just came up with another game. Can we add an option? Are you open to maybe going somewhere else?

Oklahoma, Kansas is a sneaky big game.

Where's that? It is. Manhattan?

It's at Kansas.

That's Lawrence. I'm wearing my Kansas State shirt, so I don't know if.

I-that's a big fine actually.

-kansas State is Manhattan. -yeah, a massive fine.

Kansas State.

Has been hit.

Massive fine. The Little Apple. We all.

Know that. The Little Apple. -the Little Apple. Would that be a consideration for you?

I don't think so. This Kansas team, they're better than previous Kansas teams, but they haven't won as much as people expected this year. I think Oklahoma bounces back. They almost lost to UCF last week, and Jeremy Tashay correctly called it on Against the spread. And this game had one of my favorite moments of the College football weekend where UCF had a 70-yard touchdown and the receiver is running towards the in-zone, sees Brent, Venables, and blows him a kiss. It was perfect, and it led me to my take that I think everyone should adopt. On sportsman-like conduct should be allowed if it's funny. And it was very funny. There should not have.

Been a penalty on that. I love that take. I love that idea. Put it on the pole, Roy.

How do you decide? Do you have a panel?

See, that's the part I run into issues with. I'm more of the ideas person and not.

The logistics. What if there's a funny official? Exactly. So you have all of your referee, sideline judges, whatever.

He's dressed like a clown.

No, I think he's like a rodeo clown.

He's like a rodeo clown. He walks in.

Like, Oh, guys, that was nice. But with a referee shirt, though, but everything.

Else is clowns. Time out. I just want to be clear here. This is great. One official is dressed like a clown, and he is in charge, or she is in charge of determining whether unsportsmanlike conduct penalties are funny.

Yeah, but they have to drive out onto the field. They're the clown car. Yeah, the clown car.

But a bunch of them get out, but only one referee is the clown referee.

-and a different.

Color flag. Yeah, no, when they go to pull out the flag, it's like the Hanky. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm just thinking of it. I don't.

Know here, guys. I have a dilemma that I'm trying to figure out, and I think that it's a time consideration, but I feel like I can't say no to this. I'm doing the FIU game tonight, and then I saw somewhere, and I need to- You're late, by the way. -look into this. I need to look into this. I saw that in the pre-game Tailgate thing, there was going to be an extreme pogo stick demonstration. I feel like I want to see that, but I think it's also at four o'clock, and then I have to tell my wife I can't pay attention to our family because I need to go to a pogo stick demonstration. What is a good reason? It's extreme.

She won't go for it, Billy.

Yeah, that's a lie for sure. It's a lie.

You've crossed the line, Billy.

But the thing is, it's.

The truth. I love this idea, clown suit referee. Yeah. It's the greatest. Because before that, before you brought up the clown suit, I was going to say make anyone on the staff laugh, like any of the referees. If they laugh, we take the flag away. But I like the clown better with a handkerchief that just keeps coming out.

He's got a red nose. He's got a hat. He's got the hair coming out.

It makes the flag disappear, the whole deal. It does a magic show.

Magic clown?

Stupid. All right, it's that time of the week.

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With Tony here. -let's start in the NBA, boys. The NBA is back. Yeah. Victor Winman, you must start tonight, first one. I'm going against them. Really? Against the spread. I'm taking the Dells Mavericks minus three and a half, Luca, Kyrie, and Demboys taking the minus three and a half.

Lucy, the rest of the Mavericks team should have the team boys and the back of the team boys. Yeah, the team boys. Yeah.

Iowa is on the back of their territory. Yeah, Demboys. Iowa is on a by this week, so we have no Iowa under, which is very, very sad. The worst. And it would have hit. It would have hit undoubtedly, Iowa Northwestern will. So instead.

I'm-wait, Lucy, real quick before you give your pick, what do you think the over-under will be for Northwestern in Iowa?

It's got to be around 30. There's no way. Are they going to drop it below 30?

I think so. Lucy, the last two games Iowa has played it, and you know this. I think if the over-under was set at 25, both games would have been under.

Every time. Crazy. Every single time.

And.

It's getting worse.

Has there ever been an over-under set at 28 points?

No, I think it would be the lowest ever, because I thought was close to the lowest ever. And I believe in the past however many 10 years, all the lowest ones, I think seven of them have been Iowa games. Okay. Every single time. Okay. We may hate the team, but they are the perfect gambling team.

They are. You're right. All right.

You take it. All right, for Clemson, NC State, these are two not good teams, but they always play a really close game. It's in Raleigh, so I'm taking NC State plus 10.

Against the Scripps. Roy.

All right, National Hockey League tonight, we got the Capitals and the Devils. Capitals coming off a loss, so they're on the road. I'm going to go with the Devils. They are a one and a half-goal favorite. The Devils will win tonight against.

The.

Spray.

One and a half goals in hockey game, man. That is a dangerous game. Sorry. Anyway, go ahead, Billy.

I'm going to take the Texans minus three over the Panthers. Both teams are coming off of a buy. The Panthers have bit down. They're both coming off a buy. But the Texans did win their last game. Stay hot. Over the Saints. The Panthers lost their last game against the Dolphins by 21. They've looked pretty bad all year long, the Panthers, and.

Cj Stroud. They're Winless, Billy. Yeah.

And they've lost all of their games, as you mentioned, Winless. And their closest loss was by three. Right. And that was week two or something. So they haven't been playing particularly close games. I feel like CJ, Strowd, and the Texans are going to win this one.

And then, Boys. I like that. What's the spread?

It's minus three, Texans.

Okay, so you're taking the Texas minus three? Correct. Against the spread.

Do.

Lots.

Thank you. All right, Billy, this one's for you. Okay. It's for you.

Wow.

The Vikings. They are back. They are in the mix. They have won three straight. They are traveling to Green Bay this weekend. They are taking on the Packers. Jordan Love, not good. He's not good.

Not good. Hold on, I'm going to look up his Hall of Fame business.

Kirk Cousins, according to Billy, a first Ballot Hall of Famer. I agree with him. Jordan Love is not.

Good, though. More like Jordan Shove.

Say what? What is that?

No, what? I don't know.

Jordan Love hasn't played enough games to have Hall of Fame percentages that we discovered yesterday on Pro Football Reference. I forgot to tell you, and this is a spoiler alert for Godbless Football, but yesterday we did... We had Austin Echler and we did our recording with Austin Echler. And Stugatz told Austin Echler that he's for sure a Hall of Famer. I did. And he's like, It's a sure thing, your Hall of Famer. So while he was doing that, I decided because we had just learned the tool to go and look into Austin.

They have it for.

Running backs too? They do have it for running backs, too. And I was like, I'm going to look this up and see what it is. And I'm going to tell Stugat. It's like, Look, you could use this to back up. And the number was 20.

Thanks for not using it.

-i didn't.

Use it. The rare time you didn't try to bleat me.

It was good judgment by me, but an argument can be made that better judgment by me would have been not bringing it up now or ever. Right. But I just felt like we should talk about it.

You should point it out since you didn't get me on the.

Spot, right? Yeah, I mean.

You're bringing up Matt.

No, I was just letting you know. Thanks. I could have texted you, I suppose. You could have, yes. Yeah. Anyway.

This is how we communicate, though.

That's fun. Why not let people in? They love it.

Billy, I am taking the first ballot Hall of Famer, Kirk Cousins over the quarterback. That's not good, Jordan Love. I am taking the Vikings. They will get their record to four and four Vikings, minus one over the Packers. I'm taking.

The… It was a false start.

It was. I've taken the Vikings against the spread.

It was. I've taken the Vikings against the spread. It was. I've taken the Vikings against the spread.