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Great job, Dan, out in L. A. And the crew. You guys killed it, crushed it. We are all ready for the Lakers and Clippers. Plus, a great recap of the Chargers game. Thank you, Dan.

You think you figured they could cover postgame, too. Why are we back?

I have no idea.

It's a team effort. It's been.

A long wait. It's effort. Yeah, we're... Let's just, you know what? It's the.

End of the week. What?

It's the end of the week.

I just thought we'd talk to Zestha. We're tired. We just sat around for hours waiting for them to finish the show.

Let's do some polls. What? And the polls this week are brought to you by dollar shave Club. Epic Razors, epically affordable. Find them in stores or online. Billy, what do you got.

For the polls? All right, what does Jimmy Butler need more? An NBA Championship or coffee? 57 % of the audience said coffee. They're wrong. They get it. Do you want to chew your Orange juice?

Yes. Come on.

It's a biggie.

I forgot about that one.

79.6 % of the audience said no.

Did you guys see the video of the orange juice in the Orange juice bottle that some meme account posted on Twitter right after we talked about chewing Orange juice, and it was coming out of the bottle like Sludge? A thousand people tagged me in it, and they're like, Is this what you want? And I was like, Yeah.

Knife and a fork.

Does anyone think that Ringo was the best Beatle? No. 87.3 % of the audience said no.

I'm 13 %.

Would you cut your father's toenails for him? Now, that's something that Chris is going to have the privilege of doing with Greg.

Well, Greg did it for his dad. Yeah.

Stugatz has already done. You've had more experience.

With it than me. Yes, twice. 76.1 % of the audience said no. Better name for a holiday meant for dads. Data Day or Sunday?

Hmm.

Chris?

It's got to be Sunday.

90.2 % of the audience said Dadder Day. Not even close.

-not even close. -leaving the witness though is a leading question. Yeah.

Did you know that Colorado's mascot is in fact a bison and not a buffalo? Shocking. 58 % of the audience said no.

Fraud. We learned one thing this week, at least.

Have you pronounced it Cumberbund your.

Whole life? That was an L. A.

Topic. I did listen to that segment of the L. A. Show. I thought it was Cumberbund also.

Me too. There's no B.

This is a Barenstein, Bares situation, Mandela effect.

So it's Cumberbun?

It's Cumberbun. -it's Cumberbun. -cumberbun. -cumberbun.

-what?

C-u-m-m-e-r. -no, it's not.

No. Cumberbun. No? Say it with me, Tony.

You're adding bees. -cumberbun. -hey, yo.

Guys, there you go.

Let's be adults. -cumberbun. -first say, Cumberbun.

-cumberbun?

Yes. I hardly know her.

Nailed it. Hey, yeah. What was that?

70% of the audience said yes.

-the Thunder was early. -once you.

Have.

Kids. Happy, thunder.

I got nervous.

Once you.

Have kids, is life all about taking pictures?

What? Wow, that was quick.

Early results. Yes? No, it's been three hours.

-yeah.

-that's my bad. Hold on. I'm sorry. The time difference, too, has actually been six hours.

It's true. The time.

Difference has been.

Six hours. He's right about.

The time difference. I'm very inefficient how we did this.

I've been sitting here all day waiting for them to wake up in the morning.

Six o'clock in the afternoon over here. I'm just licking stuff in the studio, trying to find out how.

It feels. What's daylight savings? It's been seven hours, right? No. Do we lose an hour or gain an hour this time? Lose. We fall back.

You.

Fall.

Back. We gain an hour.

What?

You fall back. You fall back.

You fall back. You get an hour. Yeah, so it's only been five hours instead of seven.

Is that today? No, it's the latest daylight savings.

I know, but we lose an hour. -it's fine. -when is that? What, next week? It's usually.

The first weekend.

Of November, isn't it? I think it's October. It's coming up. No, it hasn't happened yet. Yeah, let's do some research. 79.3% of the audience said yes.

Nice. To what question?

Once you have kids, is life all about taking pictures. -that's right.

-is that it? -i forgot about that. It was so long ago.

Yeah, six hours ago. Or maybe seven or five. We established that. We don't know yet.

It's confusing. You heard it before, but now it's time. Hit it, Roy. It would have been funny if he just let it sit.

This has November fifth, by the way. November fifth is the end of the day, like it's the end of the day.

All right, you know what it's time for? It's back on Thursday.

-oh, no.

I'm not going.

Tono, no, no.

This is Thursday, Thunder, and it's brought to you by DraftKing sportsbook. Use code Dan when you sign up on the app for a limited time offer for new customers. Jeremy, I feel like we've done decent recently with these parlays. That was a.

Talk about decent recently. -decent recently. -recently, we've been decent. Not words you should say back to back.

We've done decently.

-decently.

Recently. -that's a word.

Take it away, Jeremy. What's our parlay this week?

We decided to check in this morning with our gambling expert, Taylor, to help me come.

Up with this. He's our expert.

We've famously lost hundreds and hundreds of dollars on FIU.

That's why we're taking the next season total over. I hope.

You went double or nothing.

Wait, what? The season total? That's not whatI'm kidding. That's not what's happening. We're talking Thursday Night Football. It's the Saints and the Jaguars. -so big one. -we are taking the Saints minus one over the Jaguars as the first part of our parlor. -then... -hit the tunnel, yeah, get up out of the back. Thank you, Chris. Then really importantly, we expect a goal line touchdown from our man, Tank Bigsby. An anytime TD plus 5:50 for Tank Bigsby.

Etn's been hot. Why not just go ETN there?

It's.

Taylor, man. I said ETN. The first thing I suggested was an anytime touchdown for Travis ETN. But you know what? That was too easy. We want to give you guys great odds here. So the final, thefinal leg of our parlay, Derrick Carr. We know he's a speedster.

Yes.

He could scoot. He is averaging 0.6 rushing yards per game this season. The Overhender set at a half rushing yard. We're taking the over.

Wow. I'm being told in my ear, No Trevor Lawrence tonight, so I like our seats.

Really?

He's.

Going to work out. He's going to work out and we'll see if he's going to.

Play or not. Game time?

What do you mean you'll see? He just.

Said no. I don't know if Chris has this.

Is it no or is it game-time decision?

It's game-time decision.

Now I'm hearing my ear questionable to doubtful.

Who's in your.

Team right now? That's bad.

Thank you, Louis, for originally.

Telling me he was that.

What time is it now? In California? The game's.

Almost starting. Right now? I imagine the decision has.

Already been.

Made as to.

Whether or not Trevor Lawrence is playing and we know that, which is why we took the Saints over the Jaguars.

-right.

Guys. -right. But Derrickar, rushing yards?

Yeah. -was that a ghost?

-it's great. 0.6 rushing yards per game. Two games ago, he had negative four.

Rushing yards. But if he gets one yard and then has to do the victory formation, which he wouldn't do if Mario Cristobal was his coach. But if he has to do the victory formation, that's minus one yard.

No, this is the concern with this half rushing yard because we are picking the saints to win. There is a chance, obviously, that they have to take knees at the end of the game. Our hope, I.

Guess what we're essentially predicting here.

What we're predicting here, and this could be really fun for everyone, a game-wining touchdown drive by Derrick Carr that includes a little.

Scramble in it. A little TPE, tush-push maybe. Can I get a Seamless plug-in before we wrap up today? -no. -please.

The game is about.

To kick off. Hurry up. -on Godless Football today, first question we ask at Nectar was, What was it like getting punched in the head? We should have put that out earlier this week, but we immediately asked, Hey, what was it like getting punched in the head yesterday?

It should have been a promo. We had him on the day after he got punched in the head, and we sat on it until Friday.

More Chargers content than the L. A. Crew got us.

-against the spread. -nope. -against the spread.

-no.

Okay, good bye.