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We lost team. That's a little weird in and of itself. But other than the three college football playoff bowl games, no bulls matter anymore. Even the big bulls in our city, the Orange Bulls, played great, and they have a great matchup this year. The two big losers playing the Orange Bull. But if you're a lower tier bull, who cares? If you're playing in the Bad Boy lawnmower bull, for example, who cares? Am I wrong? No. What is the point of the third tier bull game?

Did you not watch the famous toastery bowl yesterday?

I did not.

It was so good. It was famous.

Okay, what's a toastery? I think it's.

Like a toastery shop. It's a breakfast chain.

Is it a.

Breakfast chain? The bowl game is like, yes, you feel like you lose something when you're like, all right, a lot of these starters are sitting out. It's also a great opportunity for sickos like me where you're seeing what you're going to see in college ball in two, three years. These are the players that will eventually start for the teams that they're at. Bulls are so fun and they're so important. And it's like a nice reward because college football is set up in such a crappy way where only four teams have the chance to compete for the national title. So this gives schools that had a great year like Ole Miss and Penn State the chance to win something special at the end of the year brings in a lot of money. It's so fun, and you're really reigning on my parade here, Greg.

Well, Greg wants some purity of championship now. He doesn't care about the in-season tournament. He doesn't care about College Bowl games. He's a P. F. B. I. He only cares about number one and his logos. That's it. That's where his standard is. Is late in life, and he's going to die with his recipe. You will never get it, Chris Cody, because stubbornly to the grave, he's going to go taking things with him, including just a general misery about sports.

And my money. That goes with me, too. It burns up with me. You'll have dollar bills in my urn along with the ashes. But those young players who are going to lead your team in the next two or three years that you're seeing in the meaningless bowl game, that assumes that they don't enter the transfer portal next year. You know what I mean? There's so much flux.

And all that stuff. And who cares if they do? You're not diminishing the bowl games. You're actually making it more appealing. I could actually see someone starting at West from Kentucky that might be starting for Miami in three years.

Amazing. I feel like we buried the lead with the Minnesota quarterback. That guy chose a wedding over playing quarterback.

Not anymore. It was just one shot. 30 grand. Louis, do me a favor here. Before we bring out the reaper here to partake in the bucket of death, Louis, can you please find for me that video of a.

Kid who is doing the hurdles.

Against other kids he's competing against.

And he just starts running straight through the hurdles instead of jumping over the hurdles, just stops doing the race the way it's supposed to be done. That's been Greg Cody today with the hard network out.

The.

Hard network out, he just keeps talking through and he keeps giving his points. I think we've aired it two or three times where we just keep.

Giving the information.

Let's end this.

Segment with that video, but let's get the.

Reaper in here now.

Who is picking? We've got.

Three people in this back room picking today on a Greg Cody Tuesday because they won't be here on Friday the next time that we do this. It's going to be Billy, Roy, and Lucy in the back.

Room here. Incidentally, we will tell the audience now, we've been doing this during football season. Every Friday, we have been live on YouTube at 09:00 AM. We're giving you an hour on Fridays that we haven't been giving you since we left ESPN, so check it out again, YouTube. Com/atlevitard show.

Billy.

Is reaching into the bucket. His face is squeezed. How are you feeling, Billy? This has been, again, harder, this punishment, than you thought it would be. It seems unpleasant.

It is very unpleasant. I got the Patriots.

Patriots are on the road at Denver. They are plus six and a half.

The holiday classic. A primetime game on Sunday.

Snppy holidays.

Patriots are so bad. I got the charger.

What? I'm sorry.

-you're down even worse. Get the.

But that game is available on Peacock exclusively, so you don't have to necessarily go out of your way to miss it.

Speaking of chargers, if you're interested in what Austin Echler has to say about his coach and his GM getting fired, we had him on Godless Football yesterday. Dan, I actually think you might like this because it was more of a serious interview.

The Chargers are a ten-and-a-half point dog against the Bulls. I'm sure Echler is feeling great guilt, right? The season hurts. They're losers.

You have to listen.

You got to listen.

They're.

Quitters. Okay. He hadn't had a.

Great year either. Roy, go ahead. What did you select?

The Seattle Seahawks.

The Seahawks are at the Titans. They are a two and a half point favorite at Tennessee.

I can't understand. Tennessee does.

Not have Will Levis.

He could. He goes, I can't. I know, but it's Tennessee.

It's not aterrible. What is it?

Oh, the Golden Helmet of Life.

Oh, that's an upgrade.

I.

Thought that was taking the Golden Helmet of Life. The Golden Helmet of Life.

The Golden Helmet of Life.

The Golden Helmet of Life. I am a winner today, man. Congratulations, Michael. Big day, Roy.

That's your prize.

Yeah, we got to wear gloves. Let's see. I just noticed that one's easy to feel around on.

I.

Got the comies. Remember we.

Used to wear gloves? Three-point dog at the jets.

At the jets. At the jets. At the jets.

Three-point.

Dog. I'm just going to put it back. I don't feel good.

About it.

It could be Aaron Rogers.

Who knows? Is it going to be Trevor Simeon. I got the 49ers.

That is a great game. Good upgrade. You've got Niners, Ravens, a potential Super Bowl.

Pre Yeah, that's a good one.

I think I forgot to put that one on the sheet. You did. I don't.

See it.

Anywhere on here. Well, it's a five and a half point spread. The Niners are favored by five and a half.

Well, neither team could make the Super Bowl.

That's true.

Just forgot to put it on here. -it's just looking at all the lines. -the biggest game. Sometimes you.

Skip one day and then you can't get it. If you don't know the game of the week spread off the top of your dome, then you and I are not friends. I'm only human.

Five and a half. Greg Cody is about to pick here.

While.

He's doing this, can you throw up that video, please? Just throw up the video of the hurdler not hurdling correctly. This has been Greg Cody just running through the hard network out throughout the show today.

He's bursting through that. Yes.

Oh, and then he eats it. Greg, what have you selected there?

The Big Apple.

All right, so you got the jets or the giants?

Or the Rangers or the Islanders or the Nets or the Nicks or the Riverbays.

That's a dumb decision.

You could have taken any New York team there.

Yankees. The plays you pick that and you pick a team playing in six months and everyone forgets.

Nyfc. That's the trick.

That's the trick.

That is a one-point underdog against Jacksonville at home. He is a disgusted.

Greg Cody. Trevor Morris is in protocol.

He's.

Losing all day today, Greg.

Baker Mayfield is one of the few remaining healthy quarterbacks. Wow! Roy is rubbing it in. Look at Roy. Roy, giving him a little extra salt.