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This has been this week a real exciting turning of the corner for our show. It's not just that we're celebrating 20 years. It's that a lot of big things right now are happening at the same time. It's a combination of of joining Peacock, another partner, and now you've got Apple telling everybody all month that we are absolutely something that must be listened to, and the merch store is working fast enough so that when Stugatz takes a picture with Porta Potty's in Kansas City to send us into a football season that's going to be just us sprinting for four months through football season, it immediately goes up on lebitardaf. Com and you're going to want to have this T-shirt because rarely... He's never looked this good. He looks like a fashion icon. Delighting. I can't believe how glorious... This could be the cover of an album for God bless football, Stugats in Kansas City, home of champions, surrounded by the smell of shit and porta-potties, truly disgusting porta-potties. Football Porta Potty's are the worst Porta Potty's. I don't know where. This isn't construction site Porta Potty's. Where is anything worse than people have been drinking since 07:00 AM and running to a toilet that is made of plastic?

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This is a glorious photograph that was taken this morning.

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You can see the look that he has on his face. He's looking on the horizon to what he thinks is Kansas is still very much Missouri.

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And he thinks the Bengals are playing tonight.

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That, too.

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God bless football is where you go to find all of your football content here with the Duke, number 4 international football insider, and Stugats. Lebitardaf. Com is where you go. I would wear that shirt. Would you guys not wear that shirt? Stugats looks glorious. He looks like a king on his throne. When is the last time Stugats looked that good, competent, and regal? Any setting? Go ahead.

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I'm out of answers. I got none for you. This is it.

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Our first day at ESPN.

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Yeah, you said he's never looked better. Initially, I think you should walk that back. He looked better for several years. He's aged quite a bit.

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I disagree, though. I tell you when he looked better, when he shaved his head.

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Yeah, that's Guy Fiery.

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Yeah, he looked better the years 2004 to 2019. Definitely not the sports take diva.

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No.

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He looked worse that day.

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Yeah, that was the worst. The ESPN was right about that. They told us to not do that anymore. And several years later, credit to them. That was the right call.

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They did tell us not to do that?

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Yeah. It was actually a sensitivity thing. We're having a laugh at this dude that is cross-dressing, who's a punchline in this. I was like, You know what? You're absolutely right. I pushed back initially on it, but now as an older man, now one that has a family. I've matured.

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Was that when his belly was giving takes? When we painted his belly? Or was that a different thing? No, that was a different thing.

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That was stew guts.

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Oh, yeah, stew guts. We can bring that back.

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There was also takes from the future where he was just at. Nostra dumbass.

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That was an exciting one.

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Nostra dumbass. Why don't we do any of those things anymore?

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You're asking great questions, Stan.

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Let's do Thursday Thunder. Juju Gatti, he's suffering. Another two for three. No way. I can't Jesse, I'm telling you- Got the Canes one, though.

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Come on, baby.

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I keep telling people, bet these individually instead of his three legs because he'd be winning your money. He's been good at it. He's just not good at going three and out, which is tough to do. Chris Cody, what do we got Tonight, football is here. It's arrived. It is Sunday night. Tonight is Sunday night. I know it's Thursday night, but it's Sunday night. Give me what the Juju pics of the night are.

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Thursday Sunday Thunder. What? It was brought to you. Thursday, Sunday, Parlay Thunder is brought to you by DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear all about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. I actually did that on purpose. Draftkings, the Crown is yours. Tony, what did Juju cook up? Dano, the NFL is back, and Juju got his cooked up yet another winning parlay.

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We said that, and we said they're losing parlays, but go ahead.

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They're always winners until they lose. Bringing the Thunder for Thursday night football, TNF, and Friday night football, FNF, which is something that's very exciting.

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Don't forget, it's also Sunday night.

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And also Sunday night football.

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Saturday night, too, in December. They do Saturday nights, too. All right. Isiah Pacheco, over 60 rushing yards is the first leg. Isiah Pacheco, over 60 yards on the ground. Second leg, Nelson Aguilor, Who's a Raven, by the way, for those of you keeping notes at home. Over 16 and a half yards.

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Just one grab. You can have a nice long career in the NFL if you're really fast.

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Last leg of the parlay, Josh Jacobs. This is Friday night. Josh Jacobs, over 60 three and a half yards. He is a packer now, for those of you keeping tabs at home. Josh Jacobs, a packer.

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Are you sure, Tony? Because your facts have been wrong today. I asked because Juju sent me a different Pacheco one, and if he goes two for three again because you gave bad information, the one he sent me on Pacheco was rushing attempts over under not rushing yards, rushing attempts.

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I'm looking at the official DraftKings sportsbook picture with Juju on it saying, Isiah Pacheco plus 60 yards rushing you.

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Because I've got over 14 and a half rushing attempts.

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Dan also said it was Sunday night.

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Yeah, he didn't get Thursday or Friday night. Okay, all right. At least we didn't make this more confusing.

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All right, very good. Enjoy your football. Hello.