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Team.

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There's nothing better other than walking out.

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Of a gas station with a lot of cards.

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There's nothing better than the sound of this music. And it's time to play against the spread.

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How are we doing, by the way?

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Fantastic.

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Yeah.

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God, are we doing everybody's great.

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Really?

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I got an email from DraftKings, by.

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The way, because this is against the spread. Brought to you by DraftKings sportsbook.

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Use Code Dan when you sign up on the app. A limited offer for new customers. I got an email from DraftKing saying that we are doing this better than they could have ever dreamed.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Like they had just above and beyond. We're giving winners to people. We are growing their numbers. I'm just so excited. So let's go around the room.

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Let's get going with against the spread.

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Lucy, who are you going to take?

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I'm taking UNC, minus three and a half against Miami.

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Against the spread.

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Wow.

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No bounce back.

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No.

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Christopher will be doing no kneeling in this game.

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No bounce back.

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No bounce back.

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No bounce back.

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Great minds.

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Go.

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Kneels, Jeremy.

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Well, David Sampson earlier told us that baseball is totally rigged. Apparently. So with the Dodgers down to nothing in their series against the Diamondbacks and needing to extend like it, I'm going to take the Dodgers minus one and a half, against the spread.

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Billy Gill. Over to you. You got to take the FIU game.

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You can't do that.

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I can't do that.

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Like Herby.

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Yeah.

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So just give us the keys to.

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The game if you could, since you can't.

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I'm a man of integrity. I can't talk about this game.

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He does the keys.

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I'm just there for the X's and the O's.

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He does the keys.

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Not the official pick.

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Right?

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Yeah, well, no keys to the game.

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Well, that's not this segment.

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This isn't this is keys to the game.

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All right.

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Against the spread.

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Go ahead.

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All right. I'm going to take the Chiefs minus ten and a half against the Broncos on Thursday Night Football. Now, why you ask? Against the spread? Never mind. I won't tell you.

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I'm going to give you keys.

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My bad. Go ahead.

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Against the spread. Well, because here's the thing, friends. Guess whose movie comes out this weekend? Taylor Swift. So that means she will be in attendance for Thursday Night Football. I'm reporting that exclusively. I believe that she will be in attendance for Thursday Night Football. The Broncos have not looked good against absolutely anyone this year, and the Chiefs.

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Have had a little bit of a.

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Rough patch lately, not really blowing people out the way that you think they will. So I think there's going to be a big bounce back game for the old Chiefs. They're going to cover that ten and a half spread. With Taylor in attendance headed into the movie weekend of her opening opening.

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Looks like somebody new wants to play against the spread.

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All right.

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I ran all the way over here back home.

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Good job.

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Over here.

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To the studio. Very tired.

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Above and beyond.

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Thank you. But I just heard from the wire.

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The North Carolina game is only minus three and a half. North Carolina. I am slamming North Carolina at minus three and a half against Miami.

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Slamming it's two people on that.

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I'd buy it down a half point.

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Of course you would.

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Just to protect yourself.

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Get that little push d in in.

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Case it lands on three.

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All right?

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I am not calling the game so I can take this game. Pause up, baby. F, I guess UTEP Billy gives them that little extra juice they need.

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It's a big one for Taylor tonight.

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Sugats bring us home.

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Taylor. Who?

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It's way too big for Taylor. We shouldn't even talk about it. Good God, that guy so uncomfortable.

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Unit on Taylor.

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Gambling problems.

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I'm going to go to Sunday. The dolphins they are at home they're -13 and a half and of course you buy that half point down in the event. That it lands on 13. They're playing Carolina. Carolina is owing five.

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They're bad.

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The dolphins blow everyone out at home. Everyone. They'll do it again this Sunday. The dolphins -13 and a half buy.

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It down a half over Carolina lineup against the spread.

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Gamble responsibly everyone. Duh.