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I am told that Tony, who is out on assignment, has finally produced his top five for the week. I would think that that would have been Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday day immediately after the football weekend. But we finally get to it on Thursday.

Slow burn.

Tony is at domino park now.

He is at domino park with John Reed who insists on being in the.

Makes. John Reed is funny. John Reed is funny. Hold on a second. Tony, before we get to you, I can't say some of what happened one of the times that John Reed was out with Lucy, but John Reed has some bad judgment. And John Reed has done some things at sporting events like wear a Panther.

Jersey to a Stanley Cup final game in Vegas.

Cup game in the press box.

That's gross.

And may have violated airspace regulations. With some of his creativity, John Reed needs to get out of the shot and give the room to the star.

Of the show, the top five, Tony.

I don't know why we're getting this on Thursday. Tony, any outside looking in? We've got football observations from last weekend. We got a game tonight. Where are we on the top five? Is it just five or is it more than five?

We got some oli denim.

Mekitaro de la mesa dagi.

I was just playing right here with Metze. If you can see her in the back, they filled in my spot.

Wait a minute.

Why aren't you at a domino's table doing this? Why are you in front of a domino's table instead of at a domino's table?

Because here's the thing, Dan, these people take their dominoes very, very seriously. And what, am I going to come in as an outsider and mess up their game? Mess up the vibe? Disrespect the sport? Impossible. I would never do that. I have too much respect.

All right, very well done.

And he's at.

Give me my music.

Wait, hang on 1 second. For those watching on video, if you grew up a wrestling fan of the WWF, you'd know that that is an iconic, monumental spot that Tony is at because that is where the WWF first introduced us to Razor Ramon. All the classic vignettes right there where Tony is a piece of WWF history.

How about that?

A piece of our history right now. All right, we start off in the Oli. Does anybody really want to win the NFC South?

Anybody?

Bucks? Saints? Stinky division?

Panthers?

We know they're not going to win.

Send it out.

The Falcons.

Anybody?

Just somebody please win.

Yes.

Go ahead and get lost. The whole division. Terrible, terrible division.

And it's been for years.

Don't look now, Daniel. Last oli the Raiders. Antonio Pierce has them firmly in the mix.

Oh, come on.

But are they for real brought a different swag? Are they for real, brought a different swag and silver? I don't know yet. They're in the mix.

Double digits.

I never said the R word.

Okay, you have to say commanders now.

But in the mix. In the mix, though, to be for real.

In the mix to possibly be for real. We're still debating on that one, but in the mix at least.

All right. Redskins. There, I said it.

Five. Damn it, joe, you know you can't say that. Number five the pastronaut. Josh Dobbs, cleared for lift off in Minnesota. Cecino.

Damono. No tango.

Peanuts.

Okay?

I'm going to get peanuts.

You, peanut, you happy? No peanut, no happy. Call me. And the manibi and the feli. Okay.

Economical.

Tony tony tony. Don't, get that man back over there. Tell him you will buy more peanuts from him. Francisco, make him a part of your segment, please. Okay.

What are his thoughts on Vikings? Broncos? Trevor Lawrence. Jaguars.

Okay.

Si Tawa and market magrande.

He'd be cooked. He'd be bad if he was in a big market. We'd be in trouble.

No.

Palo.

Jaguars.

Okay.

Akitamo.

All right.

I'm sorry I did that to you, Tony.

Okay.

Tusavello, lions.

The dan Campbell.

Yeah. Okay.

No, he's bullshitting you.

He doesn't know anything about.

Hand.

Please be quiet.

Let me finish.

Perhaps you need a payday advance trick. Cashing, USA. Available on the corner powerline Road. Back to you, Don.

Thank you, Joe. We've entered the part of the schedule where every year Dak tricks us into thinking he's a good quarterback. We're firmly in the mix of that right now. Dak is tricking us every year thinking that he's a good quarterback. He's not. It happens every single year. Here we are right now. He's a good quarterback and number one.

Waiting for money at number one.

Oh, yeah.

Teguta. Josh Allen.

He knows. Yeah, he knows.

Numerous.

Definitely.

Lloyd, I'm going to hear, sell all your stock in the Bills. The bills are dead. You heard it here first. They're not making the playoffs.

Selling stock that is over was fine.

Four years ago, but the Bills are dead. That's Tony's top five. I'm going to buy some more peanuts.

Wow. He bought $100 worth of peanuts? He's buying peanuts for the neighborhood.

That's inflation. Peanuts now cost $100.

No metal locker cover. It back to you guys.

This segment not worth peanuts.

That's a Robbie son.