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You're listening to DraftKings good knockout artist. I think Tommy Aspenal is going to wipe the floor with him. And we have Patty the Baddie versus Bobby King Green, who now goes by King Green.In great shape, Patty.Nobody fluctuates in weight quite like Patty Pimble. You see him just on a regular day.Dan, he's looking like- I'm up there, too, pal. No, but I don't see you off the six-pack. You should have seen my COVID body. Six-pack? Well, Like, 2019 was a good year. I remember. Yeah. Anxiety. Bad for your health, good for the abs.It's a good card up and down. It's going to be fun. I don't know what the atmosphere is going to feel like when the card Starts at three o'clock in the morning in Great Britain, but the vibes are going to be good. Kassateki is going to be going up, and we'd love to see you there.All right. Well, I'm going to do my best. I got a loaded Saturday. I got a nephew's birthday. I got a deadpool screening. I got League's Cup, which I'm super excited about. I'm not going to try to get buy-in anywhere here. Billy, you'd be happy to know that Messi was announced on the team sheet, which opens up the possibility for him to return during this competition. I guess it would have to be a pretty deep run. They opened things up against Puebla, a team that was a little feisty in last year's Leagues Cup competition. For me, as someone that follows MLS and Liga Mechis, to have one World Cup-style tournament that basically has both Leagues facing off. Sometimes you have MLS versus MLS, and sometimes you have Liga Mechis versus Liga Mechis. But Last year was a bit unfair with some of the host cities. I think they've fixed that a little bit, and I'm excited to watch this. Are you excited about the specter of Messi possibly returning? We'll see.Yeah, hopefully. I'm glad he's finally taking things seriously. Potential for a turn here.We'll see what happens. I got to defend their... Inter Miami is the only Leagues Cup champion there has ever been.How can he be close to coming back when the last time we saw him, his ankle was the width of his head?Yeah, he's in walking boot, I think still. But it's a high ankle sprain. In the NFL, that's usually what? Six weeks? This is like a month long competition. The timeline works out that he might be available, provided that they make it to a final. Now, he has to be on the on the provided roster for him to make an appearance there, and you have to cap that and you have to make some decisions. So they thought just the chance of him possibly making the appearance was more important than just putting another player's name out there. I'm excited for this competition. I'll be going to that. I'm also watching Deadpool versus It's Deadpool and Wolverine, versus that title got shelved. I know Mike Fuentes saw it, and I could see him biting his lip. He wanted to give me spoilers. I hear that spoilers are a very big deal with this, but I'm excited about that. Back to Back Week, so I'm going to big time box office movie. So between all that, we got the Olympics going on.Mike, how was Twister? I haven't talked about Twister. You saw Twisters?Yeah, I saw it at 40X. It was awesome. Fuente has also picked up these... Chris, can you give me some of the magnets? It's behind the desktop computer. So like, Glen Powell drives this badass truck. They have a popcorn box for it? No, nothing that you can have sex with, anyways. But you can have sex with anyways. But you can have sex with the Wolverine popcorn bucket that was designed for this movie. Fuente has got me a car magnet for my Jeep.Looks like the Bull's logo, Cease and desist.Well, it's like a Texan. It's a long horn with a twister in the middle. I love that. Twisters was great. And 40X is This is the Don Levatard show with the Stugatz.I think week two in the box office is going to be a rough one for Twisters, though, because Deadpool and Wolverine is out, and everybody that has grown frustrated or even still has hope for Marvel, is hoping that this thing does well. Is anyone else going to see this movie? I'm seeing it tonight. Oh, you're going?I'm very excited. Although I never saw the first one, I've just heard good things about Glenn Powell, and generally not a lot of things to do in Miami in July. It is brutal out there. Sitting in a movie theater may be the only option.Well, pretty soon we're going to have to be boarding up and stocking foods. Have you seen these Costco doomsday? Boom. Have you seen the- Scared Willow. Have you seen the Costco doomsday thing? She does more booms in her lives. They're selling these Doomsday packs at Costco. Doomsday? For what? For like 80 bucks.Thank you for your restraint.You're not familiar with this? They have these Armageddon packs at Costco that you buy of what it had to live up to, and the fact that it's a very tricky sport to try to make a game around, It's the best sports game of all time. Tony, is that a hot take?No, it's incredible. The gameplay, even when you run, you feel the gallup on the controller of them running. It's just an incredible thing. The dynasty mode, the transfer portal, the way you recruit kids, all that stuff is amazing. Oh, God, no.When you have your baby, can I borrow your game system?I'm going to be playing more.You are. Jeremy, you tried to-Impossible to play more when you have a baby. I keep telling you, I'm trying to give you realistic expectations.Now's your time, man. It's not.It's not. I know. It's the haters that want me to not play anymore. That's what it is.The haters want you to be a good parent. That's absurd. You're going to be a better parent because of gaming.Thank you.I had the struggle of... I went and set up my my home office because we recently moved, and I was setting up my home office, and I went and got my system out of the boxes that we had everything in and set up the TV and was all excited. Finally, put frames on the wall, everything. I'm ready to go sit and play the game.Put frames on the wall.I update the system. It took hours to update.Because you hadn't turned it on.Because I hadn't turned it on in a while, and I was so excited to go play College Football 25, and then realized that my Xbox One was not compatible with the game. Oh, no. I did not know that before the moment that I went to go purchase it. Now I'm left with the decision of, do I spend $500 on the PS5? Got to do some research on that one. Honestly, it's even worse is that I just didn't realize what specific Xbox system I had. When I went to turn it on, I was like, Oh, surely this will work. I went to the online store and I see it there and I scroll over to buy, and then there's just in little tiny red font, not compatible with the system. I was saying it, honestly, this year, in terms of devastating moments, it's like Jimmy Butler's ankle turn number one, that number two.Yeah, you got to get a PS5 because I made the move from Xbox One to PS5. How did I? Yeah, it's just a superior , you may or may not see Zins.They are stacked. Well, down here- That's a great shortage, though. Yeah, down here, it's not so much of .Jeremy, clean this up for us. Some of the negative health effects of the nicotine pouches include gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, gum soreness, and ulcers, and also some cardiovascular risks like elevated heart rate.Only if you're soft.Oh, God.What are we doing? Oh, God. We're living a life of zen, brother. Hey, it's Mike Ryan. How do you like to grill your barbecue? Tell me. I'll be quiet. I'll stand back. I'll listen. For approximately two and a half seconds. Wow, a lot of great suggestions in there. Let me give you a suggestion. I need everybody in the audience to pair their barbecue with Miller light. I've been doing a lot of travel lately, and I really reveled in the fact that I got to stay home with my family. It was hot out. It was a perfect day for the pool. And what goes good with that? Miller time, of course. You know that's what I was getting at. I don't like debates. And that's why I go with Miller Light, because it's got undebatable quality. It tastes as great as your barbecue. It's a beer that strips everything away that you don't need and holds on to what matters most. It's the light beer with the most taste, less filling at only 96 calories. That is perfect for when you're eating some barbecue outside with your family. With a Miller light in your hand, grillin doesn't just taste great.It tastes like Miller time. To get Miller light delivered right to your door, visit millerlite. Com/dan, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces.

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good knockout artist. I think Tommy Aspenal is going to wipe the floor with him. And we have Patty the Baddie versus Bobby King Green, who now goes by King Green.

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In great shape, Patty.

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Nobody fluctuates in weight quite like Patty Pimble. You see him just on a regular day.

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Dan, he's looking like- I'm up there, too, pal. No, but I don't see you off the six-pack. You should have seen my COVID body. Six-pack? Well, Like, 2019 was a good year. I remember. Yeah. Anxiety. Bad for your health, good for the abs.

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It's a good card up and down. It's going to be fun. I don't know what the atmosphere is going to feel like when the card Starts at three o'clock in the morning in Great Britain, but the vibes are going to be good. Kassateki is going to be going up, and we'd love to see you there.

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All right. Well, I'm going to do my best. I got a loaded Saturday. I got a nephew's birthday. I got a deadpool screening. I got League's Cup, which I'm super excited about. I'm not going to try to get buy-in anywhere here. Billy, you'd be happy to know that Messi was announced on the team sheet, which opens up the possibility for him to return during this competition. I guess it would have to be a pretty deep run. They opened things up against Puebla, a team that was a little feisty in last year's Leagues Cup competition. For me, as someone that follows MLS and Liga Mechis, to have one World Cup-style tournament that basically has both Leagues facing off. Sometimes you have MLS versus MLS, and sometimes you have Liga Mechis versus Liga Mechis. But Last year was a bit unfair with some of the host cities. I think they've fixed that a little bit, and I'm excited to watch this. Are you excited about the specter of Messi possibly returning? We'll see.

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Yeah, hopefully. I'm glad he's finally taking things seriously. Potential for a turn here.

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We'll see what happens. I got to defend their... Inter Miami is the only Leagues Cup champion there has ever been.

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How can he be close to coming back when the last time we saw him, his ankle was the width of his head?

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Yeah, he's in walking boot, I think still. But it's a high ankle sprain. In the NFL, that's usually what? Six weeks? This is like a month long competition. The timeline works out that he might be available, provided that they make it to a final. Now, he has to be on the on the provided roster for him to make an appearance there, and you have to cap that and you have to make some decisions. So they thought just the chance of him possibly making the appearance was more important than just putting another player's name out there. I'm excited for this competition. I'll be going to that. I'm also watching Deadpool versus It's Deadpool and Wolverine, versus that title got shelved. I know Mike Fuentes saw it, and I could see him biting his lip. He wanted to give me spoilers. I hear that spoilers are a very big deal with this, but I'm excited about that. Back to Back Week, so I'm going to big time box office movie. So between all that, we got the Olympics going on.

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Mike, how was Twister? I haven't talked about Twister. You saw Twisters?

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Yeah, I saw it at 40X. It was awesome. Fuente has also picked up these... Chris, can you give me some of the magnets? It's behind the desktop computer. So like, Glen Powell drives this badass truck. They have a popcorn box for it? No, nothing that you can have sex with, anyways. But you can have sex with anyways. But you can have sex with the Wolverine popcorn bucket that was designed for this movie. Fuente has got me a car magnet for my Jeep.

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Looks like the Bull's logo, Cease and desist.

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Well, it's like a Texan. It's a long horn with a twister in the middle. I love that. Twisters was great. And 40X is This is the Don Levatard show with the Stugatz.I think week two in the box office is going to be a rough one for Twisters, though, because Deadpool and Wolverine is out, and everybody that has grown frustrated or even still has hope for Marvel, is hoping that this thing does well. Is anyone else going to see this movie? I'm seeing it tonight. Oh, you're going?I'm very excited. Although I never saw the first one, I've just heard good things about Glenn Powell, and generally not a lot of things to do in Miami in July. It is brutal out there. Sitting in a movie theater may be the only option.Well, pretty soon we're going to have to be boarding up and stocking foods. Have you seen these Costco doomsday? Boom. Have you seen the- Scared Willow. Have you seen the Costco doomsday thing? She does more booms in her lives. They're selling these Doomsday packs at Costco. Doomsday? For what? For like 80 bucks.Thank you for your restraint.You're not familiar with this? They have these Armageddon packs at Costco that you buy of what it had to live up to, and the fact that it's a very tricky sport to try to make a game around, It's the best sports game of all time. Tony, is that a hot take?No, it's incredible. The gameplay, even when you run, you feel the gallup on the controller of them running. It's just an incredible thing. The dynasty mode, the transfer portal, the way you recruit kids, all that stuff is amazing. Oh, God, no.When you have your baby, can I borrow your game system?I'm going to be playing more.You are. Jeremy, you tried to-Impossible to play more when you have a baby. I keep telling you, I'm trying to give you realistic expectations.Now's your time, man. It's not.It's not. I know. It's the haters that want me to not play anymore. That's what it is.The haters want you to be a good parent. That's absurd. You're going to be a better parent because of gaming.Thank you.I had the struggle of... I went and set up my my home office because we recently moved, and I was setting up my home office, and I went and got my system out of the boxes that we had everything in and set up the TV and was all excited. Finally, put frames on the wall, everything. I'm ready to go sit and play the game.Put frames on the wall.I update the system. It took hours to update.Because you hadn't turned it on.Because I hadn't turned it on in a while, and I was so excited to go play College Football 25, and then realized that my Xbox One was not compatible with the game. Oh, no. I did not know that before the moment that I went to go purchase it. Now I'm left with the decision of, do I spend $500 on the PS5? Got to do some research on that one. Honestly, it's even worse is that I just didn't realize what specific Xbox system I had. When I went to turn it on, I was like, Oh, surely this will work. I went to the online store and I see it there and I scroll over to buy, and then there's just in little tiny red font, not compatible with the system. I was saying it, honestly, this year, in terms of devastating moments, it's like Jimmy Butler's ankle turn number one, that number two.Yeah, you got to get a PS5 because I made the move from Xbox One to PS5. How did I? Yeah, it's just a superior , you may or may not see Zins.They are stacked. Well, down here- That's a great shortage, though. Yeah, down here, it's not so much of .Jeremy, clean this up for us. Some of the negative health effects of the nicotine pouches include gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, gum soreness, and ulcers, and also some cardiovascular risks like elevated heart rate.Only if you're soft.Oh, God.What are we doing? Oh, God. We're living a life of zen, brother. Hey, it's Mike Ryan. How do you like to grill your barbecue? Tell me. I'll be quiet. I'll stand back. I'll listen. For approximately two and a half seconds. Wow, a lot of great suggestions in there. Let me give you a suggestion. I need everybody in the audience to pair their barbecue with Miller light. I've been doing a lot of travel lately, and I really reveled in the fact that I got to stay home with my family. It was hot out. It was a perfect day for the pool. And what goes good with that? Miller time, of course. You know that's what I was getting at. I don't like debates. And that's why I go with Miller Light, because it's got undebatable quality. It tastes as great as your barbecue. It's a beer that strips everything away that you don't need and holds on to what matters most. It's the light beer with the most taste, less filling at only 96 calories. That is perfect for when you're eating some barbecue outside with your family. With a Miller light in your hand, grillin doesn't just taste great.It tastes like Miller time. To get Miller light delivered right to your door, visit millerlite. Com/dan, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces.

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This is the Don Levatard show with the Stugatz.

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I think week two in the box office is going to be a rough one for Twisters, though, because Deadpool and Wolverine is out, and everybody that has grown frustrated or even still has hope for Marvel, is hoping that this thing does well. Is anyone else going to see this movie? I'm seeing it tonight. Oh, you're going?

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I'm very excited. Although I never saw the first one, I've just heard good things about Glenn Powell, and generally not a lot of things to do in Miami in July. It is brutal out there. Sitting in a movie theater may be the only option.

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Well, pretty soon we're going to have to be boarding up and stocking foods. Have you seen these Costco doomsday? Boom. Have you seen the- Scared Willow. Have you seen the Costco doomsday thing? She does more booms in her lives. They're selling these Doomsday packs at Costco. Doomsday? For what? For like 80 bucks.

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Thank you for your restraint.

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You're not familiar with this? They have these Armageddon packs at Costco that you buy of what it had to live up to, and the fact that it's a very tricky sport to try to make a game around, It's the best sports game of all time. Tony, is that a hot take?No, it's incredible. The gameplay, even when you run, you feel the gallup on the controller of them running. It's just an incredible thing. The dynasty mode, the transfer portal, the way you recruit kids, all that stuff is amazing. Oh, God, no.When you have your baby, can I borrow your game system?I'm going to be playing more.You are. Jeremy, you tried to-Impossible to play more when you have a baby. I keep telling you, I'm trying to give you realistic expectations.Now's your time, man. It's not.It's not. I know. It's the haters that want me to not play anymore. That's what it is.The haters want you to be a good parent. That's absurd. You're going to be a better parent because of gaming.Thank you.I had the struggle of... I went and set up my my home office because we recently moved, and I was setting up my home office, and I went and got my system out of the boxes that we had everything in and set up the TV and was all excited. Finally, put frames on the wall, everything. I'm ready to go sit and play the game.Put frames on the wall.I update the system. It took hours to update.Because you hadn't turned it on.Because I hadn't turned it on in a while, and I was so excited to go play College Football 25, and then realized that my Xbox One was not compatible with the game. Oh, no. I did not know that before the moment that I went to go purchase it. Now I'm left with the decision of, do I spend $500 on the PS5? Got to do some research on that one. Honestly, it's even worse is that I just didn't realize what specific Xbox system I had. When I went to turn it on, I was like, Oh, surely this will work. I went to the online store and I see it there and I scroll over to buy, and then there's just in little tiny red font, not compatible with the system. I was saying it, honestly, this year, in terms of devastating moments, it's like Jimmy Butler's ankle turn number one, that number two.Yeah, you got to get a PS5 because I made the move from Xbox One to PS5. How did I? Yeah, it's just a superior , you may or may not see Zins.They are stacked. Well, down here- That's a great shortage, though. Yeah, down here, it's not so much of .Jeremy, clean this up for us. Some of the negative health effects of the nicotine pouches include gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, gum soreness, and ulcers, and also some cardiovascular risks like elevated heart rate.Only if you're soft.Oh, God.What are we doing? Oh, God. We're living a life of zen, brother. Hey, it's Mike Ryan. How do you like to grill your barbecue? Tell me. I'll be quiet. I'll stand back. I'll listen. For approximately two and a half seconds. Wow, a lot of great suggestions in there. Let me give you a suggestion. I need everybody in the audience to pair their barbecue with Miller light. I've been doing a lot of travel lately, and I really reveled in the fact that I got to stay home with my family. It was hot out. It was a perfect day for the pool. And what goes good with that? Miller time, of course. You know that's what I was getting at. I don't like debates. And that's why I go with Miller Light, because it's got undebatable quality. It tastes as great as your barbecue. It's a beer that strips everything away that you don't need and holds on to what matters most. It's the light beer with the most taste, less filling at only 96 calories. That is perfect for when you're eating some barbecue outside with your family. With a Miller light in your hand, grillin doesn't just taste great.It tastes like Miller time. To get Miller light delivered right to your door, visit millerlite. Com/dan, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces.

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of what it had to live up to, and the fact that it's a very tricky sport to try to make a game around, It's the best sports game of all time. Tony, is that a hot take?

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No, it's incredible. The gameplay, even when you run, you feel the gallup on the controller of them running. It's just an incredible thing. The dynasty mode, the transfer portal, the way you recruit kids, all that stuff is amazing. Oh, God, no.

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When you have your baby, can I borrow your game system?

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I'm going to be playing more.

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You are. Jeremy, you tried to-Impossible to play more when you have a baby. I keep telling you, I'm trying to give you realistic expectations.

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Now's your time, man. It's not.

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It's not. I know. It's the haters that want me to not play anymore. That's what it is.

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The haters want you to be a good parent. That's absurd. You're going to be a better parent because of gaming.

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Thank you.

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I had the struggle of... I went and set up my my home office because we recently moved, and I was setting up my home office, and I went and got my system out of the boxes that we had everything in and set up the TV and was all excited. Finally, put frames on the wall, everything. I'm ready to go sit and play the game.

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Put frames on the wall.

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I update the system. It took hours to update.

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Because you hadn't turned it on.

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Because I hadn't turned it on in a while, and I was so excited to go play College Football 25, and then realized that my Xbox One was not compatible with the game. Oh, no. I did not know that before the moment that I went to go purchase it. Now I'm left with the decision of, do I spend $500 on the PS5? Got to do some research on that one. Honestly, it's even worse is that I just didn't realize what specific Xbox system I had. When I went to turn it on, I was like, Oh, surely this will work. I went to the online store and I see it there and I scroll over to buy, and then there's just in little tiny red font, not compatible with the system. I was saying it, honestly, this year, in terms of devastating moments, it's like Jimmy Butler's ankle turn number one, that number two.

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Yeah, you got to get a PS5 because I made the move from Xbox One to PS5. How did I? Yeah, it's just a superior , you may or may not see Zins.They are stacked. Well, down here- That's a great shortage, though. Yeah, down here, it's not so much of .Jeremy, clean this up for us. Some of the negative health effects of the nicotine pouches include gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, gum soreness, and ulcers, and also some cardiovascular risks like elevated heart rate.Only if you're soft.Oh, God.What are we doing? Oh, God. We're living a life of zen, brother. Hey, it's Mike Ryan. How do you like to grill your barbecue? Tell me. I'll be quiet. I'll stand back. I'll listen. For approximately two and a half seconds. Wow, a lot of great suggestions in there. Let me give you a suggestion. I need everybody in the audience to pair their barbecue with Miller light. I've been doing a lot of travel lately, and I really reveled in the fact that I got to stay home with my family. It was hot out. It was a perfect day for the pool. And what goes good with that? Miller time, of course. You know that's what I was getting at. I don't like debates. And that's why I go with Miller Light, because it's got undebatable quality. It tastes as great as your barbecue. It's a beer that strips everything away that you don't need and holds on to what matters most. It's the light beer with the most taste, less filling at only 96 calories. That is perfect for when you're eating some barbecue outside with your family. With a Miller light in your hand, grillin doesn't just taste great.It tastes like Miller time. To get Miller light delivered right to your door, visit millerlite. Com/dan, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces.

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, you may or may not see Zins.

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They are stacked. Well, down here- That's a great shortage, though. Yeah, down here, it's not so much of .

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Jeremy, clean this up for us. Some of the negative health effects of the nicotine pouches include gastrointestinal symptoms like nausea, gum soreness, and ulcers, and also some cardiovascular risks like elevated heart rate.

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Only if you're soft.

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Oh, God.

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What are we doing? Oh, God. We're living a life of zen, brother. Hey, it's Mike Ryan. How do you like to grill your barbecue? Tell me. I'll be quiet. I'll stand back. I'll listen. For approximately two and a half seconds. Wow, a lot of great suggestions in there. Let me give you a suggestion. I need everybody in the audience to pair their barbecue with Miller light. I've been doing a lot of travel lately, and I really reveled in the fact that I got to stay home with my family. It was hot out. It was a perfect day for the pool. And what goes good with that? Miller time, of course. You know that's what I was getting at. I don't like debates. And that's why I go with Miller Light, because it's got undebatable quality. It tastes as great as your barbecue. It's a beer that strips everything away that you don't need and holds on to what matters most. It's the light beer with the most taste, less filling at only 96 calories. That is perfect for when you're eating some barbecue outside with your family. With a Miller light in your hand, grillin doesn't just taste great.

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It tastes like Miller time. To get Miller light delivered right to your door, visit millerlite. Com/dan, or you can find it pretty much anywhere that sells beer. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories per 12 ounces.